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- Am I dead? - You're disintegrated.

Good. Does that mean we can play house now? You promised.

These woods are full of spacemen. It's either them or us. Come on.

Spacemen, you must die!

Did you say something?

He says we must die.

Oh, we-- Well, if you insist. But come here.

Wouldn't it be nicer if we could live at peace with each other?

Okay, I'll be from a friendly planet.

Good. Does that mean we can play house now?

No. I'm friendly, but I still have to find out what they're doing here.

We-- we are archeologists, boy, people who try to find out

what men were like way back before they could read or write.

The only way to pass on what they knew was through pictures like this one.

You see, our job is to chip it out carefully

and take it to a museum so people can study it.

Gee! Are you scientists?

It's even better than being cowboys, huh, Professor?

You bet!

Was he a spaceman robot?

As far as we know, there were no spacemen in those times,

and robots either.

He looks like some of those people I saw last time I was on Pluto.

Oh! What's your name, son?

Johnny!

Uh-oh, Johnny,

it looks like you've stirred a little outside of your orbit, doesn't it?

- Carla! - Here we are, in the cave.

My mother and sister. Bet you'd like her.

No doubt.

Johnny, that wasn't fair.

You kids promised you'd take a nap right after lunch

if we took you on this picnic, and off you scoot!

I hope he hasn't given you any trouble.

Not at all. Johnny, at the camp I used to go to,

we used to have to take a nap after lunch, right up until we were 14.

- You did? - Sure.

Will you be here when I get back?

If we are, you are welcome to join us.

Fine.

Come on, come on, quit stalling.

Here, dear.

There you are. Take this too, darling.

Fine.

You want to take that?

If Dad was still alive, I bet he'd let me stay.

I don't think he would, John.

Say, are we ever gonna have a new father around our house?

I don't know, dear. Would you like that?

If we do, I hope he's a big scientist

that makes rocket ships and things like that.

Extension Ro-Man, XJ-2, reporting to Guidance Ro-Man.

I salute you.

You are late 14 minutes!

Gravitational pull is stronger than reported--

.7652 higher than our planet.

Accepted. Report.

May I ask first for other news?

Granted. No life has been discovered on any other planets.

Earth is our only rival.

Was, Great Guidance.

The Hu-Man knew about atomic energy

but had not mastered the cosmic ray.

Wherever I directed the calcinator beam, they crumbled.

At first, the fools thought it came from one among their many nations.

They began destroying each other with hydrogen bombs.

I announced myself to keep them from wiping out cities,

which will give our people much amusement.

Too late, they banded against me.

Their resistance pattern showed some intelligence,

but all are gone now.

The way is clear for our people.

I want facts, not words.

Fact A: My pulse has been reduced to plus-zero-zero.

Reject! Error!

Error? But Great Guidance, I have proved it!

My energizer has scan-checked by square feet.

No life above Lepidoptera level exists.

My computator is more accurate.

In the 22nd category, there is an error of 16 billionths.

The Great One is never wrong.

Then there are perhaps eight people left on earth?

Not perhaps. Precisely.

Find and destroy them, then report back.

Hey, Pop!

Pop.

Martha, it's all right! He's here!

Pop, what do you think...?

I've a good mind to give you a thrashing. Didn't we tell you

never, never, never to go outside of those wires without our permission!

Martha! Anger won't keep the boy from doing it again.

We must tell him why.

You know the terrible things that have happened

when Ro-Man landed on earth.

The only reason we are still alive

is that your sister Alice and I worked out a way

to reflect his deadly beams away from the house.

He can't see us, he can't hear us,

but one word spoken outside the barrier

and he will be down on us.

Do you understand that, Johnny?

- But I saw him! - Saw who?

Ro-Man. He's in the cave at the end of the ravine.

Then he's found us out.

Not yet, or we'd all be dead by now. Are you sure?

I was in the cave, painting his picture the way we saw him on the viewer screen.

Why were you doing that, Johnny?

So in case he did wipe out the human race,

there'd be some record of how it happened.

Go on, go on.

I heard him coming, ducked out just in time.

Looked to me like he was making it his home.

Why here? Why so close?

Maybe we could kill him, huh, Pop?

No, Johnny. The armies of the entire world tried and failed.

We have thrown everything we had at him, but he's impervious.

Unless we can find his weak spot.

Could I have just a little water, Mom?

Yes, dear.

But why here? Why here?

Perhaps we're the last people on earth, Dad.

He senses our presence and keeps calculating closer and closer.

I don't believe that.

I'm sure there were some other scientific minds

capable of rigging a foil to prevent detection.

If we only could find a way,

only one way of communication with each other.

Do you think we still have a garrison on the space platform?

Ro-Man hasn't destroyed that yet.

Well...

It could be. If we only could get through to them.

But why should we succeed where others failed?

Don't you talk like that, dear.

This may be them!

Maybe they are coming through from the space platform.

Hu-mans, listen to me.

Due to an error in calculation, there are still a few of you left.

You escaped destruction because I did not know you existed.

Now I know you are watching.

I see five of you who have not been destroyed.

Show yourselves, and I promise you a painless death.

Just the five of us left?

But this is incredible!

It means that Roy's gone too!

I'll bet Alice is happy, the way they used to fight.

Don't say that, Johnny.

Roy was a great scientist.

I would have never developed the serum without him.

The trouble was he wouldn't admit I was good in my field.

Anyone who could fix that view screen

after what that blast did to it is better than good.

Oh. Easy, easy.

I'm sorry.

Seems silly after all the terrible things that have happened...

to go to pieces over one miserable,

egotistical, impossible guy!

Poor Roy!

Do you wonder what happened to your fellows?

Watch them.

My calcinator beam wiped out your last legions,

your last scientists in their deepest shelters.

Everyone but you few.

There is no escape from me!

Very well. I will recalculate.

Your death will be indescribable!

Fool Hu-Mans! There is no escape!

Perhaps we should talk to him-- try to arrange a truce, make peace.

He would be able to plot our position immediately.

If Ro-Man wants us, he should calculate us.

Have you made the correction?

I need guidance, Great One.

For the first time in my life, I am not sure.

You sound like a Hu-Man, not a Ro-man.

Can you not verify a fact?

I meshed my LPI with the view screen auditor

and picked up a count of five.

Error! Error! There are eight!

Then the other three still elude me.

And all escaped detection by the directional beam.

Is it possible they have a counter-power?

And if they have, reduce!

Correlate! Eliminate error!

Is this not the law?

I will find them, Great One. Trust me.

And if the C-ray fails,

I will use physical means.

Planet Earth can revolve once more.

Then you must either report success or I will sentence you for failure!

Shh! It might be Ro-Man!

if the atomic guns can't stop him...

It's not for him, it's for us.

Hi there! Anybody home?

- It's Roy! - Roy! He's alive!

Do you know who's in the cave at the end of the ravine?

- Ro-Man. - Ro-Man.

Well, I-I was as close to him as I am to you.

So was I.

But he didn't know that I was there.

- Do you know why? - Maybe you're not worth noticing.

Well, now I know I'm in the right house.

Yes, and a moment ago, she was crying because you were dead.

You didn't have to waste any tears on me, honey.

I bear a charmed life!

Ro-Man spoke to us over the view screen.

He said that we are the last five people on earth.

Is he lying, or are there any other people?

Two more: Jason and McCloud.

But why them? That doesn't make sense.

Oh, doesn't it? Look, the Professor here spends his entire life

trying to discover a serum, an antibiotic serum

that will cure all diseases, even the common cold.

And thanks to his wise choice of assistants,

he manages to achieve his goal.

And so, who does he experiment on with his first injections?

Himself, his family, myself, and Jason and McCloud.

Therefore, the great antibiotic

is also the immunizer to Ro-Man's death ray.

And I thought it was the electronic barricade around the house!

Well, that may prevent Ro-Man from finding us and blowing us up...

Which is nothing.

...but against the sweep of the death ray, it's powerless.

No, the serum, that's the thing.

Couldn't you find any more in the lab?

Plenty. But I didn't bring it.

Why?

Because we managed to gather enough fuel

to take a rocket ship to the space platform,

and there's enough serum on board to immunize the entire garrison there.

Does the garrison know you're coming?

Well, how could I tell them without letting Ro-Man know too?

They know what's going on down here.

They'll figure it's Ro-Man and blast the ship right out of the sky.

We'll have to get word to the space platform, that's all.

Jason and McCloud take off in two days.

On foot, it would take me longer than that to get back there.

We'll have to rewire the circuits on the view screen

so that we can broadcast without Ro-Man picking it up.

But such a complicated job in two days?

Well, at least I can try.

If I only had a decent assistant

who could take orders instead of trying to be the boss.

I'm bossy? You're so bossy,

you ought to be milked before you come home at night.

- Children, children! - All right, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Professor. Okay, boss, where do I begin?

Don't you have to loop it?

Roy, will you not argue, please!

You know something? You're either too beautiful to be so smart

or too smart to be so beautiful.

I guess we do get along all right at that.

But let's work together now. We can play later.

Roy, what time is it?

- 4:30. - Of what day, Roy?

I can't remember the day! I'm so tired.

There. There.

Oh, Roy, we'll never make it.

I can't control my hands anymore!

- Let's rest a little. - Oh, but we can't!

Roy's right. It's time you get some sleep, Alice.

Jiminy! Two days you've been at it!

Oh, not that long, it can't be that long!

The rocket ship must have taken off at dawn.

They are either there by now, or...

Then I've failed you.

I'm sorry, Dad.

Failed? Do you realize what you tried to do is impossible?

- Yet you almost did it. - But I didn't.

Hu-mans!

Yesterday I calculated five of you.

Now I find six.

He still doesn't know about Jason and McCloud.

There were eight of you.

The Guidance Ro-Man who understands everything

showed me that.

Yet I might have had trouble locating the other two

had they not taken off in a rocket ship and revealed their presence.

Look, Hu-Mans!

They are headed for the space platform,

which Guidance Ro-Man spared

because it would have been a convenience for my people

when they arrive on earth.

The space platform.

But now we shall destroy that too.

Now watch!

10, 9, 8...

The Great One himself sends the cosmic blast...

that atomizes rocket ship...

space platform...

Hu-Mans seven and eight, all!

And now, of the two billion, there are six.

Calculate your chances.

Negative. Negative.

Negative.

Is there a choice between a painless surrender death

and the horror of resistance death?

Show yourselves!

By your clock time, in one hour I seek you out.

Last warning.

Mommy, why doesn't he like people?

I don't know, darling.

Perhaps if we could talk to him.

You'd better go and rest too.

George, we can't go on this way much longer.

Our food is almost gone.

What else can we do? Commit suicide?

Or give in to Ro-Man as the last people on earth?

George, talk to him. Make him see that we won't harm him.

He can let us live.

If Alice could have finished rewiring the view screen,

you could have talked to the platform without Ro-Man discovering our presence.

Why can't you talk directly to him?

I could. Of course I could.

As soon as Alice has had her sleep, I will.

Not like that.

Alice, look, you simply can't connect these two circuits.

Here, let me.

Ro-Man! Ro-Man!

Do you scan us on your view screen?

Yes, earthman, I see you.

This means only one thing:

You have decided to take the easy way out.

No, Ro-Man. We have fought you to a standstill,

and we will go on doing it as long as necessary.

If you try to figure out our position,

you are wasting your time!

None shall escape me.

I shall find a way to rid this Earth planet of Hu-Mans!

No!

We human will not give up this earth of ours.

But let me ask you something else:

What do you have to fear from us?

Let me show you the six people you want to destroy.

First, my wife, Martha,

my companion for 23 years.

Is there anything to fear from this woman?

The Hu-Man woman is the bringer of Hu-Man life.

There must be an end to your race.

Or my children, Alice...

No.

I have a mission to perform.

Carla...

I am built to have no emotions.

...and Johnny.

The boy is impertinent!

Or is it in the ethical code of your people

that children must be murdered?

You are not like my people.

You are savage barbarians.

Non-Ro-Man. Animals.

Take my assistant, Roy,

who has developed a serum with me

which would have wiped out disease among my people.

Wait.

There is something I do not understand quite,

but I want to see the girl AI-ice again.

We want peace, Ro-Man, but peace with honor.

I will talk with the girl.

It is not in the plan, but although I cannot verify it,

I feel that she will understand.

No!

I am the head of this family unit! You have to talk with me!

Calculate, Hu-Man! If I meet with the girl,

I may find a way to integrate you into the plan.

It is not a fact, but what you would call a hope.

Name the place, Ro-Man. I will be there.

I do not understand,

but it is only the one called AI-ice that I want to see.

Here I am, Ro-Man. Where shall we meet?

Do you know the area of the fork of the two dry rivers?

There is a ruin there. I will meet you in an hour,

but you must be alone.

I will be there.

You will not! Have you gone crazy?

We've played every other card. Why not try this one?

Do you realize what you're doing?

If there's a chance I can strike a better bargain than Father,

then I'm the one to go.

Is Alice gonna have a date with Ro-Man?

This is madness, Alice. Roy, you have to speak to her.

I know I'm not in the family, Alice, but your father's right.

You mean there are certain things nice girls don't do,

even if it means that man's millions of years of struggle

up from the sea, the slime, the fight to breathe air,

to stand erect, to think, to conquer nature--

Even if all this is stopped cold by a doting father and a jealous suitor?

I just don't happen to believe that any human being

should degrade himself in order to survive.

You'd rather just have us go out of business, is that it?

Letter returned, no forwarding address?

Can't you see you're being sentimental idiots,

letting your emotions run away with you?

Perhaps that is a quality of being human--

The very thing that makes us different from Ro-Man,

the difference we are trying to preserve.

Very pretty talk, but I still intend to do something about it!

- Get out of my way. - You're not going.

- I said get out of my way! - And I said you're not going!

John-ny! John-ny!

Johnny's gone!

You don't think he'd be outside the barricade...!

Oh, that fool romantic kid would try anything!

What a family I have!

I didn't do anything.

Johnny has left the barricade.

He might have it in his head to find Ro-Man. We have to stop him.

Don't worry, Professor, Alice and I can find him.

I'll go, of course, but don't either of you speak to me.

But be careful of Ro-Man.

When Johnny comes back, I will set off a flare.

Right.

What are you doing here, boy?

My sister isn't coming.

So they sent you?

I came by myself. I wanted to find out what you had against me.

You are Hu-Man. Your people were getting too intelligent.

We could not wait until you were strong enough to attack us.

We had to attack you first.

I think you're just a big bully, picking on people smaller than you are.

Now I will kill you.

You look like a pooped-out pinwheel!

So... the calcinator death ray really cannot harm you.

Your father must be a brilliant scientist.

He's got a super serum that keeps people from ever getting sick.

How do you know it works?

'Cause he tried it on me and Carla and Alice and Roy and everybody,

and we don't get sick even when we swallow capsules

with real bad bugs in 'em.

And the two men who took off on the rocket ship,

they also had this injection?

Sure, they--

You have told me all I need to know.

I will calculate the spectrum dust in the calcinator death ray

to counteract this antibiotic,

and you will all be destroyed.

George! George, there he is!

Oh, he looks all right.

Oh, thank God! Thank God!

Johnny! Johnny!

- Ohh! - Where did you go?

There, there, darling, it's all right.

Now tell us all about it.

No, it isn't, Mom. I gave it all away.

I didn't mean to, but I did.

You did what?

I wanted to talk to Ro-Man,

but he got out of me how we were protected from the death ray,

and now he's gonna do something about it.

It's all right, boy. You did right.

And Ro-Man won't find it easy to counteract the serum,

so we have still a little time left.

I only wish it were over now.

Well, when it is, can I go over to Janie's house and borrow her dolls?

Yes, er, of course, darling.

- Johnny's safe! - Shh! Ro-Man might hear us.

Oh!

What has kept you two? We were worried!

Now, really, Father, isn't it obvious?

Have you been playing house?

Professor, uh, it may sound silly to you,

but Alice and I want to get married, and we were wondering

how you'd feel about performing the ceremony.

- You want me to...? - Oh, yes!

In that case, let's do it!

And I want you to know, this is the biggest social event of the year!

The whole darn town will turn out!

Great Guidance, I have discovered the secret of our failure

to destroy the remaining Hu-Mans!

Our C-ray, the calcinator death ray, cannot penetrate them.

They have been made immune through the antibiotic serum

which I believe is the same as our formula X-Z-A.

Reduce their counter-power! Eliminate the error!

Death to Hu-Mans can come by force!

I will use physical means, Great One.

The plan shall be fulfilled.

The planet Earth has half revolved.

You have but a short time to achieve our goal.

All right, places!

Go.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to...

Dear Lord,

you know that I am not trained for this job.

But I have tried to live by your laws:

the Ten Commandments, the Beatitudes, the Golden Rule.

I would like you to look down on Alice and Roy

and give your blessing.

Even in this darkest hour, we have kept the faith.

In your grand design, there may be no room for man's triumph

over this particular evil that has beset us.

But if by any chance victory should be on our side,

I want you to give a long life

to Alice and Roy, and a fruitful one.

But no matter how it ends, Lord,

watch over them this night.

Watch over us all.

Amen.

And now, I pronounce you man and wife.

Roy, do you have the ring?

Why, I... I didn't think about that.

Oh, brother! Are you gonna have to pick up after him!

I wanted you to have it someday anyhow, dear.

With this ring, I thee wed.

And the only thing to seal it now is a kiss.

Where are you going on your honeymoon, Niagara Falls?

Well, to tell the truth, we hadn't thought about that.

Wherever you go, be careful.

And I want you back the first thing in the morning.

And in case you don't know... there's a war going on,

and now more than ever, I don't want to give up.

Thanks for everything, Dad, most of all for having raised Alice.

You too, Mom.

I'll go get my things and then we'll go.

She'll have to have some flowers. It isn't right.

Roy! Alice! Wait for me!

Carla, what are you doing here?

I didn't get you any presents.

Oh, you little rascal.

Thank you very much. Now, you'd better run right on home.

Quickly, Carla.

What are you doing here alone, girl child?

My daddy won't let you hurt me.

We'll see.

Great Guidance, I have a favorable report.

I have already eliminated one of them.

Force was necessary.

It was a simple matter of strangulation.

That leaves four.

Error again! Five!

Four and one more,

on whom I have made an estimate in relation to our strategic reserve.

The plan should include one living human for reference,

in case of unforeseen contingencies.

Do you question the plan?

No, Great One, I only postulate.

Proceed on schedule.

Destroy the others, all of them.

Oh!

Carla! Carla!

Carla! No, no, no!

Shh! He will hear you!

I don't care! I don't care!

You must care! You must not give up!

I am ordered to kill you.

I must do it with my hands.

How is it you're so strong, Ro-Man?

It seems impossible.

We Ro-Mans obtain our strength from the planet Ro-Man,

relayed through our individual energizers.

Small enough to carry with you?

No, mine is in the cave.

I wish now I'd played house with her more often when she wanted to.

No regret, Johnny.

We enjoyed her as long as she was with us,

and now, somehow, we have to find a way to live without her.

Roy! Roy! Where's Alice?

Ro-Man's... Ro-Man's got her!

Roy's dead...

and nothing can be done.

Nothing.

Maybe one of us could lure him out for a moment,

and then the others could run in and grab Alice.

That's easier said than done.

He'd come if he could be sure of killing us.

Go on, go on.

We call him on the viewer screen,

tell him we don't want to fight anymore.

He can get us in the ravine if he promises easy death.

You slip in and grab Alice when he comes out after me.

That might work! There's no time to lose!

Suppose I were Hu-Man.

Would you treat me like a man?

But, Ro-Man, you haven't told me yet where the energizer is kept.

Silence, girl!

Why do you call me at this time?

Ro-Man, we can't stand it any longer.

I have made my last offer.

You promised us a painless death if we'd give ourselves up.

Come and get us!

You can wait. Call me again at another time.

Now! We will meet you halfway, in the ravine.

All right, I will meet you in the ravine

when the sun passes over the mountains.

Attention! Attention, Extension XJ-2!

Attention! Attention, Extension XJ-2!

We hear you, Great Guidance.

Earth Ro-Man, you violate the law of plans.

Fact: You have captured the girl and not destroyed her.

Fact: You have delayed accepting the surrender of the others.

This verges on failure.

There is one thing you do not understand, Great Guidance.

You reject the plan?

I wish to make an estimate of my own.

To think for yourself is to be like the Hu-Man.

Yes, to be like the Hu-Man-- to laugh, feel, want.

Why are these things not in the plan?

You are an extension of the Ro-Men,

and a Ro-Man you will remain.

Now I set you into motion.

One, destroy the girl.

Two, destroy the family.

Fail, and I will destroy you.

I cannot, yet I must.

How do you calculate that?

At what point on the graph do must and cannot meet?

Yet I must, but I cannot.

Attention! Attention, Extension XJ-2!

Speak, Great Guidance!

Why have you not killed the girl?

I must, but I cannot!

Here I am, Ro-Man!

The girl first, then the boy. Now!

Great Guidance, I cannot kill the girl, but I will kill the boy.

Here I am!

AI-ice, do not hate me.

I must!

You wish to be a Hu-Man? Good! You can die a Hu-Man.

Human elements still roam planet Earth!

I, the ruler of all Ro-Mans,

shall complete your task, Earth Ro-Man!

I shall release our cosmic tube rays...

from which will spring prehistoric reptiles

to devour whatever remains of life!

And cyclotronic vibrations

will smash the planet Earth out of the universe!

I found him! Take it easy, son, you're all right.

- How is he? - He's all right.

We just want to make sure you get up with everything you fell down with.

Hey! I found him!

That's quite a bump there, boy. What happened, huh?

Darling! Are you all right?

- You gave your mother quite a scare. - Yes!

Here almost getting dark, and no Johnny.

You're alive? Her too?

Boy, was that a dream or was it?

Well, I must try to repay you for all the trouble you've gone to.

Won't you and your assistant join us for dinner?

- Do! - Done.

Will you play house with me when we get home?

Well... oh, all right.

But I've got to keep an eye out for Ro-Man.

Really, Johnny, you're overdoing the spaceman act.

There simply aren't any such things.

Come on, dear.

This way.