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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,923 --> 00:00:07,925 [phone ringing] 2 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:11,053 [operator] 911 emergency services. 3 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:14,681 Uh, I think-- I think my-- I think my dad's having a heart attack. 4 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:17,643 [operator] Due to call volume, please hold for the next available dispatch... 5 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:18,977 Oh, fuck! Ugh. What the fuck! 6 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:20,562 Oh, my God. 7 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,105 [Coach Jake Hudson] I'm gonna be okay, son. 8 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:25,567 I just got-- [groaning] It's just my-- My chest is, like, tight. 9 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:28,237 [Chad's voice] Uh, did you shit yourself? 10 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,447 -You can if you want. -What? 11 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,073 -[Russ Holliday] Uh... -[line ringing] 12 00:00:32,156 --> 00:00:34,159 [Jake grunting, groaning] 13 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:36,828 Oof. Oh, he's-- he's gruntin'. 14 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:39,206 He's gruntin' like an animal. He's, like, making animal sounds. 15 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:40,958 I'm talking to a fucking bot! 16 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,292 -Fuck. -[Russ] Oh. 17 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,835 We need to take him to the hospital right now. 18 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:45,379 Do you-- You don't have a car here, do you? 19 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:48,006 Uh, I-- I could drive his truck. 20 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:49,967 No, his keys are at the bottom of the fucking lake. 21 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,843 What-- What about-- What about your Jeep? 22 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:54,137 [sighs] I left it on campus. 23 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:57,516 I... stayed with him to watch tape late last night. 24 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,393 -He-- He wouldn't let me drive home. -[Jake groaning] 25 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,311 -'Cause you're a woman? -[Jake] [grunting] No! 26 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,605 -What? -'Cause she's my kiddo. 27 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:05,857 -[Jake groaning loudly] -Oh, my God. Jesus, Dad. 28 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,651 [Russ] Coach, breath, keep breathing. 29 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,069 -[Ricky] Dad? -[Russ] Oh, Wendy! Wendy. 30 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,738 -What about-- What about Wendy? She close? -[Ricky] Yes. Yes. Wendy. 31 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,532 -[phone line ringing] -[Russ] Just keep breathing. 32 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,201 -[voice] Your call has been forwarded... -Fuck! 33 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:17,953 -Fucking bitch! -...to an automatic voice-- 34 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:19,705 Just fucking straight to voicemail. 35 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:22,332 -[phone line ringing] -Fucking-- Oh, my God, 36 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,167 fucking answer the fucking phone. 37 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,628 [♪ tense music playing] 38 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:28,046 Oh, my God. Dad! 39 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:30,132 -[line continues ringing] -Come on, Dad-- Dad. 40 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:32,551 Ricky? 41 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,722 Can you get him outside? 42 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,390 [on phone] ...automatic voice messaging-- 43 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:39,474 Yes. 44 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,810 [all breathing heavily] 45 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:45,564 Everything's gonna be okay. 46 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:49,776 [leaves rustling] 47 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,612 [Jake wheezing, panting] 48 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:52,696 [Ricky] Oh my God. 49 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:55,574 -He's coming, he's coming. -[weakly] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 50 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,659 -[Jake groaning] -[Ricky panting] 51 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,330 Oh... 52 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:11,590 [electric vehicle whirring] 53 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,221 [♪ curious music playing] 54 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:31,276 [window whirring] 55 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,197 All aboard! 56 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,283 [♪ dramatic music playing] 57 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,123 [Ricky] [softly] It's okay, Dad. 58 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,376 It's gonna be okay, Dad. 59 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:48,835 It's okay. 60 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,974 ♪ Laffy taffy, shake that laffy taffy, girl ♪ 61 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,559 ♪ Shake that laffy taffy ♪ 62 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:07,479 ♪ That laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, oh! ♪ 63 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:10,023 I think maybe no music. Please. 64 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,733 -Oh, okay. -[♪ music stops] 65 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:13,819 Sorry. S-Sorry. 66 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,910 You know, none of this is mine. This is Whiskers' car. 67 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:25,914 The mascot drives a $100,000 Cybertruck? 68 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,251 Yeah, he-- He won a settlement. 69 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:33,130 His Whiskers costume is-- 70 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:36,425 There's no ventilation, so, caught fire and just-- 71 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:39,136 It burned him real bad on the backside. 72 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,347 So, he's-- He has to go one and two from the front. 73 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:43,598 [Ricky sighs] 74 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,476 Are we almost there? 75 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:48,937 Yeah. 76 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:53,734 [clicking tongue] 77 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,611 [tires screeching] 78 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:58,697 [♪ tense music playing] 79 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:00,365 Okay. 80 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:04,244 -It's a-- It's a sensor. -How the fuck do you-- 81 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,954 -You got-- You gotta just use your thumb. -Open it! 82 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,372 -Alright. -Fuck! 83 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,541 -[Jake groaning] -Dad, we're here, come on. 84 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,753 -Come on, come on. -[Russ] I can-- I can help. 85 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:15,172 -We're here. You'll be okay. -Please let me help. 86 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,007 -[Ricky] Okay. -[Russ] Alright. 87 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,009 I'ma-- I'ma park. I'm-- I'll-- I'll meet you in there. 88 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,969 No, no. We're good. 89 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:22,929 I appreciate it. 90 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,224 [♪ music fades out] 91 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:31,354 [doors click] 92 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:36,234 [♪ triumphant theme music playing] 93 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:54,795 ♪ Bitch better have my money ♪ 94 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,922 [♪ "Bitch Betta Have My Money" by AMG playing] 95 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:59,883 ♪ Aw, shit ♪ 96 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:03,804 Five, six, seven, eight! 97 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:06,223 ♪ It ain't nothin' like Black pussy on my dick ♪ 98 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,225 ♪ Word to the motherfuckin' DJ Quik ♪ 99 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,560 ♪ I play hoes like dominoes, slapping bones ♪ 100 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,604 ♪ AMG's on the motherfuckin' microphone ♪ 101 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:15,065 ♪ I slang dick, bitch, nothin' more and nothin' less ♪ 102 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,484 ♪ You got a C-note, ho, you can take the test ♪ 103 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,778 ♪ And bring big fat titties and lots of back ♪ 104 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:22,072 ♪ You got the woody, and I got the axe ♪ 105 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,699 ♪ I'm no joke when I stroke for a client ♪ 106 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:27,327 ♪ Bitches need dick, so they buying it ♪ 107 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:28,578 ♪ G with the high-top fade ♪ 108 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,497 -I swear to fuck! -[♪ music stops abruptly] 109 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,749 Danny, I am going to fucking kill you with a knife! 110 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,000 Eat a dick, Sasha! 111 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:37,128 I'm-- I just need to borrow Whiskers to discuss... 112 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:40,298 -Roommate business. -Roommate business. 113 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,094 -[cheerleaders chattering] -[Sasha sighs] 114 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,720 They're fucking, just so you know. 115 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:47,889 [Danny] What happened with the interview? 116 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,350 [Russ] Mm, they called it off. 117 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,103 [Danny] That's good news. 118 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,272 Everything's good. Right? 119 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:56,940 [Russ sighs] 120 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,024 Right? 121 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:03,363 Last night, I, Russ... 122 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:06,616 had sex with someone, 123 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:10,203 and that someone was Wendy. 124 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:15,166 [normal voice] Wendy Hudson. 125 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,878 -Oh, my God. -[Russ exhales sharply] 126 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,921 You had sex with the coach's wife? 127 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,674 -It gets worse. -How? 128 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,634 Wendy is at the lake house. 129 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,721 She doesn't recognize Chad, but she tells Ricky and Coach 130 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:31,016 that she got dicked down by Russ Holliday in the fucking Cybertruck. 131 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:34,352 -Then, Coach has a heart attack. -Oh, my fucking God. 132 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,104 It actually continues getting worse. 133 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:39,566 -That cannot be possible. -[sighs] So, Coach is in trouble, 134 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,568 it's just me, him and Ricky. 135 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,320 They have no way to get to the hospital. 136 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,404 [gasps] 137 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,072 [whispering] He died? 138 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,075 No. 139 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,621 I had to drive him, in the Cybertruck. 140 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,080 [sighs] No! 141 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:55,457 That's worse than him dying. 142 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:56,750 I had no choice, man. 143 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:00,211 -So, did Ricky put everything together? -I don't know. 144 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:01,296 Maybe? 145 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:04,341 [sighs] I told a pretty airtight lie about the Cybertruck, but... 146 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:08,345 she sent Chad away from the hospital. She didn't want him to be there. 147 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,224 The Hudsons are authority figures. 148 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:14,893 They can't be seen at their most vulnerable. 149 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:17,062 I mean, he probably shit himself. 150 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,813 He didn't. I asked. 151 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:21,232 -You asked? -I was being polite. 152 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:24,027 [scoffs] Well, that's why she didn't invite you up. 153 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,737 It's private. You're not family. 154 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,031 [Russ sighs] 155 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,783 If she knew, you would have known. 156 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:32,243 When you see Ricky next, just act like nothing's wrong, 157 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:33,745 because nothing is wrong. 158 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,622 [breathing heavily] 159 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,541 [sighs] Hey. 160 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,418 I really think we're fine. 161 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,506 -[Russ] I just hope Coach is okay. -[Danny] Totally. 162 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,927 However, if you had let him die... 163 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,221 Dude! 164 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,057 Yeah. That's bad. 165 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,560 We've learned that South Georgia head coach Jake Hudson 166 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,938 suffered a heart attack this morning at home. 167 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,607 No word yet as to his condition. 168 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:05,443 But our thoughts certainly with him, his family, 169 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,278 and that program. 170 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,239 Catfish, as we know, scheduled to play 171 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:12,283 number one Georgia in Athens this weekend in a game 172 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:16,955 that has massive and obvious national championship implications. 173 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:19,749 Catfish quarterback Chad Powers has turned some heads... 174 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,836 [♪ somber music playing] 175 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,170 [whistle blowing] 176 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:26,965 -[Coach Byrd] Alright, hey. -[players chattering] 177 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,967 Hey, everybody circle up. 178 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,552 Alright, come in, listen up. 179 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:36,224 Alright, as I'm sure you've heard, uh, 180 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:38,351 Coach Hudson's in the hospital right now. 181 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,730 Coach Ricky stayed with him last night, so we know he's stable. 182 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:43,940 Alright? He's gonna be okay. He's gonna be alright. 183 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:48,069 Listen, guys, this is our last practice before Georgia. 184 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,447 So, we gotta push all the outside noise... 185 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,575 [clearing throat] ...and all the distractions aside 186 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:55,785 and make it count, because that's what Coa-- 187 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:00,749 I'm sorry. 188 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,835 -[Dobbs clearing throat] -Um, Coach had a message 189 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:06,963 he wanted me to read for everyone. 190 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,506 Um... 191 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:11,384 "I'm alive. It's Georgia who's dead. 192 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:12,677 [softly chuckles] 193 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,513 Y'all beat 'em for me. Go Fish." 194 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:19,476 And, uh, he made sure I put three exclamation points. 195 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,354 Hell yeah, man. Let's fucking go, man! 196 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:26,983 -Heck yeah! -[players cheering and clapping] 197 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,359 -Heck yeah! -[Nishan] There it go. 198 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:30,445 -[whistle blowing] -Be great today, man. 199 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:31,529 "Fish" on three. 200 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:32,614 One, two, three! 201 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,074 -[players] Fish! -[Byrd] Go to your position groups. 202 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,034 [Coach Dobbs] Alright, let's go! Alright, over here. 203 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,118 [players] Let's go! 204 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,703 Oh! [scoffs] Gerry. 205 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,498 [players chattering] 206 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,460 -Ricky's here. -Saw that. 207 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,421 [Danny] She's walking toward us. 208 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:49,839 -I see that. -She looks like she wants 209 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,759 -to say something. -Okay, just stop narrating reality. 210 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:56,471 -[players continue chattering] -[whistle blowing] 211 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,267 [Chad's voice] I'm really happy your dad's okay. 212 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,436 Yeah. 213 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,151 -[Russ] Um... -[Ricky gasps] 214 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:13,404 [♪ dramatic tense music playing] 215 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,242 You're Russ Holliday. 216 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:30,338 [♪ dramatic, tense music continues] 217 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,057 -Can we just take a moment and-- -Checkmate, dude. It's over. 218 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,685 -We still have moves. -No. No more moves. 219 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,436 No more schemes. 220 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,646 No more Chad. 221 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,022 You could appeal to Ricky. 222 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,107 [Russ scoffs] 223 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,109 I'm never gonna see Ricky again. 224 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,278 If Chad goes down, the whole team goes down. 225 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:54,946 The whole program goes down. 226 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,781 The Catfish miracle, 5-0? Ruined. 227 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,701 Wins vacated, Hudson disgraced. 228 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,453 -We are literally Marshall-- -Danny, just stop! 229 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:04,414 [♪ music fades out] 230 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:07,625 If Chad goes down, Russ goes down. 231 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,212 You think people hate me now? 232 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,425 Wait till they hear about this shit. [sighs heavily] 233 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:20,722 Look, the best we can hope for is that if I disappear, 234 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,307 Ricky never tells anyone the truth. 235 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,100 It's the only move left. 236 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,358 Look, this is just what happens, man. 237 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,402 I get to the goal line, and God... 238 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,906 Fists you. I know. 239 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,532 [Russ sighs] 240 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,409 He's got a huge fist. 241 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:44,370 And now, I have an even wider asshole. 242 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:49,042 Just sucks that your asshole got caught in the crossfire. 243 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:53,254 It's like God was fisting my ass and just... 244 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:56,674 [smacking lips] ...stuck a finger in yours. 245 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,260 This metaphor is so upsetting. 246 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,891 I don't know how far we could have taken this shit, but... 247 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,435 [sighs] ...it was always gonna end bad. 248 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,438 [♪ soft somber music playing] 249 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,192 It's okay if you hate me. 250 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,364 I don't hate you, man. 251 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,244 [clicking tongue] I'm glad. 252 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:25,828 So, where are you gonna go? 253 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:27,914 [Russ] Back home. 254 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:32,919 And my dad probably would've kicked me out, so... 255 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:35,922 -I guess I'm homeless. -You don't have to be. 256 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,299 I told you he's filming the Michael Bay movie in Atlanta. 257 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:39,842 That's only three hours away. 258 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,471 -So? -So, to put it in your parlance, 259 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,556 quit being a pussy and go see him. 260 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,851 At least to give him back his ugly makeup kit. 261 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:50,853 Yeah. [sighs] 262 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,565 You don't have to go alone. 263 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:01,823 [♪ soft music playing] 264 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,803 [dry erase marker squeaking] 265 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,641 [Ricky] Dad? 266 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:31,269 Hey, Ricky, come here. Check this out. 267 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:34,397 If they run zero against our Jet series, 268 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,941 I'm thinking this-- this tight end 269 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,818 is gonna be one-on-one with their linebacker. 270 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,571 No. Dad, what are we doing? This is obviously against the rules. 271 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,866 -What rules? -Heart attack rules. 272 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,784 -This is your-- your vitals chart, Dad. -No! There's no-- 273 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:47,869 That's not my-- 274 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,495 -It's all on the computer now. -Sit down, please. 275 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,247 -Just take it easy. -Okay, fine. 276 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,041 -Alright, sitting down. -[Ricky sighs] 277 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,960 -Now what? -[Ricky chuckles] 278 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,921 -How are you feeling? -Better. 279 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,381 How are we looking at practice? 280 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,926 I don't wanna talk about practice. 281 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,721 [scoffs] What are you, all Iverson now? 282 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,598 [chortles] That's dumb. 283 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,475 You on drugs? 284 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,893 [laughing] Yes. 285 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,020 Come on, tomorrow's the biggest game of the season. 286 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,522 I'm in this bed hooked up to all this shit. 287 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:18,316 [sighs] 288 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,318 Yeah, you know what's gonna kill me? 289 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,570 Not talking ball. 290 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,157 Um... 291 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,203 [clearing throat] Well, if we're gonna talk about football, 292 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,788 then, um... 293 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,165 [sniffling] 294 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,877 I need to talk to you about Chad. 295 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,213 Oh, I already know. Byrd told me. 296 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,716 What? He bailed at practice, he won't pick up his phone. 297 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,468 I figure that pisses you off. 298 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,016 I mean... it's... 299 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,769 It's not really about me. 300 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,562 You know, it's, uh, more of the team. 301 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,689 [Jake] Well, look, yesterday was a shit show. 302 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,150 Kid got spooked, I get it. 303 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,153 But when that bus leaves tomorrow for Athens, 304 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,239 I'll bet you he's on it. You know why? 305 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,158 Because of you. 306 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:10,701 [softly scoffs] 307 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,830 I don't think so, Dad. 308 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,209 You can't get close to these guys like that. 309 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,130 -It's a business. -It's not. 310 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,677 It's a family. 311 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,432 [Ricky] Family might be worse. 312 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,976 Nah. Just more complicated. 313 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,071 [whispering] Rick. 314 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,367 -[Ricky sighs] -Are you okay? 315 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,873 How are you asking me that? 316 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,668 I didn't have a heart attack. 317 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,587 I'm just doing my job, kid. 318 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,423 The only one I can do right now. 319 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,721 [chuckles softly] Thank you. 320 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,100 [Jake] [softly] But you know what? 321 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,936 I'm getting back on that field this season. 322 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,021 [softly] Okay. 323 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,442 This is our shot. 324 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,611 This might be my last shot. 325 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:29,989 But with Chad... 326 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,826 I think we can win the whole fuckin' thing. 327 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,956 I didn't know making a movie involved so many trucks. 328 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,249 It's a vehicular medium. 329 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,335 -[phone chiming] -[whispering] What the fuck? 330 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,713 [sighs] Dobbs is leaving a voicemail. 331 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,590 Look, it's transcribing it. 332 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,009 Those are scary words to see typed out. 333 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,929 Oh, he's pissed, but at least he still thinks I'm Chad. 334 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,431 -Has Ricky called you? -No. 335 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,974 [film crew chattering] 336 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,935 My dad's gotta be around here somewhere. 337 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,479 -What's he look like? -He's like an older skinny guy. 338 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:02,563 Russell? 339 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,525 Dad? 340 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,109 What the hell are you doing here? 341 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,903 You're fat. 342 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,405 Did you get fat 'cause you missed me? 343 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,366 It's a fat suit, dumbass. 344 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,701 I'm testing it out for Santa Ana. 345 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,162 The Mexican general? Was he obese? 346 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,497 No, he was not. 347 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,916 But it's the look that Michael Bay wants for his villain. 348 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,000 So who is he? 349 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,627 Oh, this is... 350 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,296 my friend. 351 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,758 Oh! Well, I'm glad you finally made one of those. 352 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,094 Okay, well, I happened to be in the neighborhood-- 353 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,512 In the neighborhood of Georgia? 354 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:37,390 And I thought I'd return your makeup kit. 355 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,141 -[kit dropping] -Here it is. 356 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:42,645 -We're even. -Oh, no, we're absolutely not even. 357 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,105 -Okay, whatever. -[Danny] Oh, wait. 358 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,648 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 359 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,234 Mr. Holliday, have you heard of Chad Powers? 360 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,444 -No. -He's a college football player. 361 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:53,489 -I don't know him. -Actually, you do. 362 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,704 -[Mike] Is this EcoFlex? -[Danny] We had to sub with Dragon Skin. 363 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,747 [Mike] I mean, that looks great. 364 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:06,502 I mean, you were playing quarterback, actually winning games... 365 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,422 while posing as a different human being? 366 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:11,799 Yeah. 367 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:15,303 Son, that must have been so much work. 368 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,556 It was. 369 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,017 [Danny sighs] 370 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:26,230 It's just that I've never seen you work hard at... anything. 371 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,150 Why did you do it? 372 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,654 I don't know. 373 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,876 -[video playing on tablet] -[announcer] Powers, off balance. 374 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,503 Rockets the ball down the field. Touchdown! 375 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,132 This young man has completely turned things around 376 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,092 for South Georgia. 377 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,846 Powers has Leonard in the end zone. Touchdown! 378 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,598 [crowd cheering] 379 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,685 If Powers wasn't in the Heisman conversation before, 380 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,021 he certainly is now. 381 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,857 [players shouting and cheering] 382 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:12,568 [video stops playing] 383 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,783 I haven't seen you smile like that since before Mom died. 384 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,670 [Chad's voice] I think I... 385 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,173 I wanted to be Chad 'cause I... 386 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,469 hated bein' Russ. 387 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:44,350 I just wanted to hide and play football again. 388 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,854 And people actually liked Chad. 389 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,733 Chad actually liked people. 390 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:56,112 [♪ gentle music playing] 391 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,616 [Russ] And all my team... 392 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,369 my coaches... 393 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,580 they all believed in me. 394 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:11,419 And Chad just didn't wanna let 'em down. 395 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,505 [♪ gentle music continues] 396 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:30,813 I'm sorry I stole your makeup and ran away. 397 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:35,985 I'm sorry I was so mean to that sick kid and his dad. 398 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:40,281 [choking up] I'm sorry I dropped the football at the Rose Bowl. 399 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,831 I didn't mean to. I just got excited. 400 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,460 [softly crying] 401 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,297 [groaning] 402 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,300 Bein' Chad was nice. 403 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,637 [clicking tongue] I wasn't so sad all the time. 404 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:08,100 Well, do you really have to stop being him? 405 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,435 [Russ] [sighs] Yeah. 406 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,772 [normal voice] Yeah. One of my coaches found out, so... 407 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:16,108 -The coach he has a crush on. -What? 408 00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,820 -It's a female coach. -[Mike] Oh. 409 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,156 [Russ] Anyway, I fucked up. 410 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,367 It's over, I don't know if she's told anybody yet, but, uh... 411 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,995 Well, if I forgive you... 412 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:30,539 and I do... 413 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,502 then maybe she can, too. 414 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,839 [chuckles] It's too late. 415 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,550 They're already on their way to Athens. 416 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,221 -When's the game start? -4:30. 417 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,555 You can still make it. 418 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:48,766 [Russ sighs] 419 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:50,684 Dad... 420 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:55,314 I came here to give you your makeup back. 421 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,900 Maybe you ought to keep it. 422 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,653 ♪ I've lost friends ♪ 423 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:04,114 ♪ And I've lost heroes ♪ 424 00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:08,369 ♪ I lost everything I am, even my name ♪ 425 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:12,248 ♪ Been going through changes ♪ 426 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,543 ♪ And finding clarity ♪ 427 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:21,465 ♪ And comfort in just knowin' nothin' ever stays the same ♪ 428 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:26,053 ♪ They don't tell you when you're born ♪ 429 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,390 ♪ It's gonna be this way ♪ 430 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:33,269 ♪ They don't tell you till you die it's all a sham ♪ 431 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:38,816 ♪ They don't ask you what your name is ♪ 432 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,151 ♪ When you get up to heaven ♪ 433 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:43,904 ♪ And thank God ♪ 434 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,325 ♪ I couldn't tell her if I had to ♪ 435 00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:50,202 ♪ Who I am ♪ 436 00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:51,579 [tires screeching] 437 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:56,166 [♪ "Who I Am" by Johnny Blue Skies continues playing] 438 00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:01,797 ♪ I couldn't tell her if I had to, who I am ♪ 439 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:07,761 ♪ I couldn't tell her if I had to, who I am ♪ 440 00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:11,265 [♪ song ends] 441 00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:14,268 -[announcer speaking indistinctly] -[crowd chattering] 442 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:17,187 [♪ marching band playing] 443 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,315 [cheerleaders cheering indistinctly] 444 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:23,152 [announcer] ...the South Georgia Catfish in our Georgia bowl. 445 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:27,281 [crowd chanting indistinctly] 446 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,366 [shouting and jeering] 447 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,336 With Chad AWOL, the ball's in your hands, Gerry. 448 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:42,755 How you feel? 449 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,257 I'm ready to die on that field. 450 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:47,259 Yeah, well, you're probably gonna get your wish. 451 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:49,470 Just finish getting suited up. 452 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,646 -What you doing? -Snapping a mental photograph. 453 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,398 This is the greatest moment of my life. 454 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,401 [slap echoing] 455 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,990 I-- I don't-- I don't even know what to do. 456 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,660 [Dobbs sighs] 457 00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:17,665 We're gonna get our shit pushed in. 458 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:21,293 [announcer] [on TV] What a beautiful day here at Sanford Stadium, 459 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:25,047 where 92,000 Georgia Bulldog fans have arrived. 460 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,466 And it's time to find out what the upstart... 461 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,343 Aw, hey there, Coach. 462 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:30,970 -[Jake] Tricia! -Ugh! 463 00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,347 Wait, wh... why aren't you in Athens? 464 00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:36,600 I couldn't let our ball coach watch the game alone 465 00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:39,228 in this disgustin' hospital. 466 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,355 I don't think I've ever been in one of these. 467 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,899 -Really? -It ironically makes me sick. 468 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:44,984 [Jake chuckles] 469 00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:48,153 Yeah, well, this is where you go when the-- 470 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,072 when the Big Man fires you. 471 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,783 I genuinely do not believe I will ever die. 472 00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,869 And neither will you. 473 00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:57,913 At least not yet, hm? 474 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,708 [TV continues playing softly] 475 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,002 Alright, turn it up. 476 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:06,839 What you got to eat, huh? 477 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,841 -Uh... -Chicken poppers, or... 478 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,884 -I can try to order something. -[lighter clicking] 479 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,179 -I don't think you can smoke in here. -[Tricia blowing] 480 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:16,765 Oh, Coach. I can smoke anywhere. 481 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,435 [announcer] Still no word on the status 482 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:22,271 of the Catfish star quarterback, Chad Powers. 483 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,106 He's been listed as a game-time decision. 484 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:26,734 -Come on, Rick. -Powers may have snuck up on teams at-- 485 00:25:27,027 --> 00:25:29,028 [crowd cheering] 486 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:32,072 [♪ marching band continues playing] 487 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,045 [crowd cheers muffling] 488 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,556 [sighs deeply] 489 00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:03,937 -[texting] -[footsteps thumping] 490 00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:11,779 What are you doing? 491 00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:13,572 [Chad's voice] Ricky. 492 00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:17,409 Sorry, I didn't-- I didn't mean to jump-scare you. 493 00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:22,915 I came to the bus lookin' for my jersey and... 494 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,877 I saw your face, and... 495 00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:30,130 you're who I was really lookin' for. 496 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:35,844 Why are you still doing... the voice? 497 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,767 What voice? This is my voice. 498 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:42,935 No, it's not. 499 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,354 It's not. Stop using it. 500 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,570 [normal voice] [sighs] Sorry. 501 00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,074 Can we talk? 502 00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:01,203 [Ricky sighs] 503 00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:10,379 -[clicking] -[door hissing] 504 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:11,463 [door closes] 505 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:16,844 How's your dad? 506 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,264 He's okay. He's hanging in there. 507 00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:24,601 That's good. 508 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:26,770 I'm glad. 509 00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:33,277 I'm sorry about all this. 510 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,445 I didn't know who Wendy was. 511 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,197 Obviously. 512 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:41,451 Russ did that. 513 00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:46,748 I'm Russ. 514 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:48,250 But I'm also, and... 515 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:52,337 I have been this whole time, Chad. 516 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,049 I'm... 517 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,426 [Chad's voice] Chad Powers. 518 00:27:58,552 --> 00:28:00,596 [normal voice] Chad's not just on the outside, he's... 519 00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:03,265 he's real, he's... 520 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:07,728 Five-and-oh. It's real. 521 00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:10,105 This team is real. 522 00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:15,319 The Catfish winning this game, winning your dad a natty, 523 00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,571 us all doing it together, that's real. 524 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:24,119 The realest part about this whole goddamn thing... 525 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,416 it's how I feel about you, Coach. 526 00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:33,587 [♪ soft music playing] 527 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,970 [breathes deeply] 528 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,727 Can I... 529 00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:51,855 Can I touch your face? 530 00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:56,693 [softly] Yeah. 531 00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:04,284 [♪ gentle music playing] 532 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:12,501 -[smacking loudly] -Oh! 533 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:16,129 How fucking dare you come here and say this bullshit! 534 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:18,882 -Please, Coach. -No, shut the fuck up. 535 00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:21,468 I am not your coach. I'm not your fucking coach. 536 00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,136 You're not even on this fucking team. 537 00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:25,722 -You lying psycho! -I'm not a psychopath. I swear-- 538 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:28,267 Yes, you are. You're a fucking nutcase! 539 00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:30,519 [imitating Chad] "Oh, oh, oh, I'm Chad. 540 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,396 "Oh, I'm Chad. I'm just gonna eat a deer 541 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:35,274 -and fuck Coach's wife!" -I didn't know it was his wife! 542 00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:38,360 Underneath this-- this fucking gooey shit, 543 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:41,613 you-- you are just a pathetic, 544 00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:43,991 disgusting, 545 00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:46,285 iconic loser. 546 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:48,287 I know! Why do you think I wanted to be someone else? 547 00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:50,247 'Cause your brain is fucked up! 548 00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:53,083 You're fucking diseased. 549 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:56,253 -You almost murdered my dad! -Then I saved him! 550 00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:58,297 And then you murdered my fucking friend. 551 00:29:58,755 --> 00:29:59,756 [gasps] 552 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,385 [choking up] Chad was my friend, and now he's gone. 553 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:10,267 -He's not gone. -He's gone. He is. 554 00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,396 Chad is... 555 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:19,234 He's here, he's-- His feelings for you are real. 556 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:23,196 It's real. 557 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,282 [breathing heavily] 558 00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:32,331 You wanna know what I feel for Russ? 559 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:37,544 It's that feeling that I wish 560 00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:41,214 after that Rose Bowl where you single-fucking-handedly lost 561 00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:43,592 a national championship... [sniffling] 562 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,763 ...I wish that you would have just killed yourself. 563 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:01,234 Please move, so I can get off this bus. 564 00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:15,874 [Ricky sniffling] 565 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:19,878 [sighs] 566 00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:22,756 If you don't stay away from this team, 567 00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:24,257 I will tell the whole world. 568 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:28,136 I will burn you to pieces. 569 00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:33,517 No, you won't. 570 00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:36,978 What? 571 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:42,776 I said, I don't think you'll tell everybody about me. 572 00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:44,486 No, try me, asshole. 573 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:49,950 If you out Chad... 574 00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:55,038 our wins will be vacated, this season will be done. 575 00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:58,750 Playing with a fake, ineligible quarterback, 576 00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,544 program will get the death penalty. 577 00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:06,174 Since Coach Hudson's the one who pulled the strings to enroll me... 578 00:32:08,552 --> 00:32:10,220 he'll be the one to take the fall. 579 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,849 You won't just burn me down. 580 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:16,601 You'll burn everything. 581 00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:19,146 Including your dad. 582 00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:23,191 Or... 583 00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:28,447 we can keep winning... as a team. 584 00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:33,118 Your call, Coach. 585 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:35,871 [sighs] 586 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:39,583 I hate you. 587 00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:43,920 I know. 588 00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:46,256 With the power of hard work... 589 00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:50,135 friendship... 590 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:57,642 and our Lord, we can accomplish anything! 591 00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:58,810 Fish on me! 592 00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:00,896 [scattered applause] 593 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,399 Fish on me! 594 00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:09,738 [Dobbs] [mouthing] Thank fuck. 595 00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:16,495 [Chad's voice] Hey, Catfish. 596 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:20,540 [all cheering] 597 00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:26,129 Welcome back, Powers. 598 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:29,674 -Yeah, I'm sorry, I-- -[Byrd] Ah. 599 00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:32,219 It's alright, we'll let it slide this one time. 600 00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:35,180 [Gerry] Uh... 601 00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:37,599 no, we won't. 602 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:41,853 Everyone thinks Chad can just... 603 00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:44,773 [imitating Chad's voice] ...just fucking walk in here and play? 604 00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:48,401 [normal] What the fuck, man? 605 00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:50,904 This is so fucked up! 606 00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:52,864 Where the fuck were you, Chad? 607 00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:55,492 I've been here cleaning up for five fucking years. 608 00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:58,119 Where have you fucking been? 609 00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:01,248 Yeah, I-- I say the F-word now. Get used to it. 610 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:05,752 Where were you, motherfucker?! 611 00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:12,217 My garage door opener... 612 00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,220 it's-- it caught a virus and... 613 00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:18,598 They're mechanical! Jesus Christ! 614 00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:20,809 Do you believe any of this bullshit?! 615 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:21,893 [Ricky] Hey! 616 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,231 Chad had a medical emergency. 617 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:29,317 He had a mental health event and we took care of it. 618 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:33,780 But it's a private matter, and that's where we're gonna leave it. 619 00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:36,116 Okay? But Chad's here. 620 00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:38,660 He's starting. 621 00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:43,206 And we're gonna beat Georgia for Coach Hudson! 622 00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:45,292 [all cheering] 623 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:48,503 -Let's go! -[all cheering] 624 00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:51,881 Let's go! 625 00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:54,217 [players continue cheering] 626 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:56,052 -[player] Let's go. -Fish on me! 627 00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:58,722 "Fish" on three. 628 00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:01,349 -One, two, three. -[all] Fish! 629 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,310 -[player cheering] -[all chanting] Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish! 630 00:35:03,393 --> 00:35:05,562 -Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish. -[Nishan] He goes! 631 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,814 -[players] Fish, Fish, Fish, what? -[Nishan] He goes! 632 00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:09,691 -He goes! -[players] What? 633 00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:11,401 -[Nishan] He goes! -[players] What? 634 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:13,361 -He goes! -[players] What? 635 00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:14,988 -[Nishan] He goes! -[players] What? 636 00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:16,823 -He goes! -What? 637 00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:20,243 [voices muffling, echoing] 638 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:23,330 [♪ uplifting music playing] 639 00:35:28,001 --> 00:35:29,294 [player clapping] 640 00:35:33,048 --> 00:35:35,050 [continues clapping] 641 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:40,263 -[crowd cheering] -[♪ uplifting music continues] 642 00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:41,848 Woo! 643 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:47,103 [announcer] ...South Georgia Catfish. 644 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:49,939 [crowd cheering] 645 00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:57,739 [cheering continues] 646 00:35:59,032 --> 00:36:02,619 [♪ uplifting music continues] 647 00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:28,978 [♪ music swells] 648 00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:34,109 [♪ upbeat music playing] 649 00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:23,533 [♪ music fades out] 650 00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:38,882 [♪ fanfare playing] 47125

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