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Brian setzer: * i like coffee, i like tea *

* i like you, baby, next to me *

* you're as cool as red-Hot lava *

* jumpin' east of java *

* cream and sugar sure tastes sweet *

* but, baby, you got all that beat *

* you're the chick with the swingin' feet *

* jumpin' east of java *

* get with it, man, all the hip cats know *

* baby, it takes three to tango *

* steamin' like a volcano *

* jumpin' east of java *

* oh, it takes a lot of coffee beans *

* just to make a single cup *

* you've got me percolating *

* bum bum ba dooba do bum bum ba dooba *

* get with it, man, all the hip cats know *

* baby, it takes three to tango *

* steamin' like a volcano *

Ok.

Yep. We walk in there...

Yes. Shake hands.

Where do we sit?

Down?

Down. Right. Good. Down.

Why not?

Are you going to say hello first or am i?

Why don't i say hello first?

Ok. Good. This is going to be ok.

More than ok. It's going to be marvelous.

Are you sure? Because last night i dreamt

That when we walked into this meeting i had no clothes on.

Well, i was wearing a doily.

And then julie mccoy from the love boat was there

And she had 3 breasts.

And then we kind of fell into a hot tub,

And then all of a sudden, she wanted a commitment.

I'm freaking out!

I'm freaking out.

Ok, oskie, here's what we're gonna do.

We're going to have a signal.

If you start to babble, just watch for the signal.

No babbling, no chatting, no small talk.

We've got a signal now, so we can do this.

Ok. Yes, you're right.

We can do it. Thank you.

We're gonna walk in there and kick some ass.

Kick some ass. Say it with me.

Kick some ass! Kick some ass!

Hold me.

It's a bit much, i know.

You look intimidating in this picture.

I asked, but they wouldn't run a nude photo.

Now that would have been really intimidating.

What are you doing today?

I can't disclose that information.

You never tell me anything.

I love it when you get all mushy like that.

Oh!

This song is too slow.

When do i see you again?

Whenever i feel like it.

Ha ha ha!

Ahem, mr. Newman.

It is now 3:55.

From 4:00 until 6:30 you will be hearing

Proposals for the cultural center.

I'll be right out.

Hi.

Also, your wife called.

She's expecting you for dinner at the ritz at 8:00.

Thank you.

No, wait, amy! I'm outta here.

Call me later!

Oh!

I'll buzz you when the first team of architects arrives.

Peter, before we go in, i just wanted to say

That i know i would never have an opportunity like this

Without you, so...you know.

Whatever happens in there, i just want you to know that...

I'm very honored to be your partner.

You are the best partner that a man could ever have.

Ok.

Now, let's go inside

Before you start singing or something, ok?

Ok.

Strauss: oh, look at this.

It's gilligan and the skipper, too.

What have you studmuffins been up to lately?

Well, we've become triathletes, actually.

We bike, we swim, we...

Also do the third thing.

By the way, congratulations on the work you did

On that men's room in the bus station.

Yes, your use of mosaic in the urinal trough

Was vaguely reminiscent of the 90-Foot mural

We did in the lobby of the hancock building.

Except people don't line up to piss on ours.

That's not true. We read the reviews.

Ouch. Humor.

Decker and strauss.

Oops. Let's go nail this job.

See ya.

Watch your feet.

Pardon me.

Well, i'm not worried. You?

No. Absolutely not.

We're dead.

Yeah, we're dead.

Oops.

Sir, the charles newman cultural center

Would redefine cultural life as we know it in the city.

There'd be a museum, an opera house,

An international food court.

Decker: picasso, madame butterfly...

Burritos.

Interesting.

Um, steinberg and novak.

Oskie...

Ok. Oh, yeah.

Good luck, ladies.

Thank you.

Gentlemen?

So, you've worked with those two men?

We did.

Are they really, you know, partners?

Oh.

Of course, peter is, you know,

But oscar is...

Actually, josh, oscar is very, very, you know.

It's nice to meet you, sir.

It's nice to meet you, sir.

They...They hang out at, you know, bars,

And they march in the, you know, parade.

They have, you know,

Sex with, you know, men.

It's very nice to meet you, sir.

He can hear you.

No, he can't. Yes, he can.

Hello, mr. Newman. I'm peter steinberg,

This is oscar novak.

It's very nice to meet you.

How are you guys doing today?

Great. Couldn't be better.

It's an honor to meet you,

And your office is... Hey, you have a buddha.

Oh, i love buddhas.

They're like bright cheery naked asian santas.

I had a buddy in college whose name was bob

And we used to call him "buddha bob"

Because he was kind of fat and liked to walk around naked.

We used to rub his belly for luck.

Anyway...i love buddha.

He rocks.

The buddha is an important spiritual figure

From which i draw tremendous inspiration.

Just kidding.

Let me hear what you have.

The telford was not just considered a great museum,

But a wonder of the age.

Wow.

I barely recognize it.

We propose a renovation

That modernizes and expands the telford

Without eclipsing any of its classic glory.

You see, to us, the telford is a work of art.

One of chicago's true monuments.

Preserving it would be more than a job for us.

It would be an opportunity...

Sorry.

Just a sec.

Lenore?

Shh. Yes, mr. Newman?

Bring in decker and strauss and my echinacea drops.

I liked your presentation.

Big, modern, bold.

And you two, preserving the old

And contrasting it with the new, i like that, too.

You especially, i like.

Passionate, sincere, goofball.

You find him?

Found him and housebroke him.

This is what we're gonna do.

You will each build a model... Big models...

And we'll do it in the telford itself.

What do you guys think of that?

I love it.

The press will love it,

And then i...i pick the winner.

I just think that's...That's...

A fantastic...Ahem... Fantastic idea.

You'll pay for these models out of your own budget.

Do you know how unfair it is

Him getting your hopes up like that?

As if you two even have a ghost of a chance.

I'll tell you what... When we get the job,

We'll throw a couple of men's rooms your way.

Ha ha! Men's rooms!

Ok. How much is this going to cost?

$150,000.

Well, that's too much. That's too much.

I could take out a second mortgage on my apartment.

Come on, peter, you have already

Invested, like, everything into this company.

I can't let you do that.

We have to.

We don't have to.

Oscar...we're going to get this job.

We're gonna get this job.

We're gonna kick some ass!

Kick some big ass!

I love you! I love you!

I love you!

We were just...

Very nice to meet you both today.

Here we go.

Well, that seems to be a close partnership.

Yeah, they seem very close.

What do you mean?

Oh, you know.

Really.

Phew.

They're both gay? The goofball, too?

Openly.

I'm so excited. I'm overly excited.

Right here...

And then we walk around...

Whoo!

I have some bad news.

I can't make it to your opening at the gallery tonight.

I did my best,

But olivia's been planning this benefit for months.

That's ok.

I'm sick about the whole thing.

It's all right, charles, really.

so...

Who's gonna be there?

Charles, don't start.

If i'm not there, it's a perfect opportunity

For one of these clowns you dated to get back in.

Charles, come on.

What about that guy from art school

Who paints the flags from around the world

On people's asses and then he photographs it?

I hate that guy.

Not to mention kevin cartwright.

With his big grotesque muscles

And his "mr. Nice guy" act...

Ahem.

Kevin.

So good to see you. I got a little cold.

Great game last week.

Congratulations on the new contract.

Thanks. Appreciate it.

I'll just use these big grotesque muscles

To load this stuff out in the van.

See you at the gallery.

Charlie, you look good. You been working out?

Thanks, kevin. You're a lifesaver.

Imagine a dome flanked

By 4 sky-Lit pyramids on either side.

What oscar and i see

Is a convergence of 2 classical styles...

With an interplay of...

Mr. Newman, i would like to say at this juncture

How grateful we are for this opportunity.

We're excited and...And...

Oscar, your might want to save some of your dignity

For later in the afternoon in case you need it.

I'm just trying to tell him how thrilled we both...

I appreciate your loyalty, oscar.

It's a rare commodity these days.

Can i talk to you for a moment privately?

You know, you're quite a guy, oscar novak.

Novak, that's hungarian, right?

Yeah.

Great.

You know, lenore told me about...

Anyways, i told her i think it's great

To have people of your background working for me.

You, peter...

Oh, oh, peter isn't.

He isn't?

No. I am, though. 100%.

I see.

Oscar: you'd be surprised how many of us there are.

Charles: whatever. Doesn't bother me.

Oscar, could i be honest with you?

I'm married.

Well, how nice for you.

I also have a girlfriend.

Oh. Great.

Amy is an amazing woman.

Artist, impulsive, unpredictable.

A free spirit.

Tonight she opens an exhibit of her work.

I can't be there.

This was very upsetting to me,

But i'm not upset anymore.

You're not?

No. Because i know you'll be there.

Great. Thank you. I will?

I'd like you to stay close to her,

Tell me who she talks to, that sort of thing.

One guy in particular. Kevin cartwright.

Ex-Boyfriend. Real persistent guy.

I'm very worried about him.

What do you say?

Announcer: peter elasovic kicking it away.

Hangs it high. Batman holman will grab it on the 7.

Go, buddy!

Go, go, go, go!

Aah!

Ok, run me through this one more time.

Charles asked you to spy on his mistress

And you just said yes.

What else could i have said?

Let's see. No.

Whoa. What have we got this week?

Dim sum.

Hurry up and dimme sum.

Rick, you don't put ketchup on dim sum.

Why?

Because, rain man, dim sum are not french fries.

Oskie, it is really important to me

That you grasp the delicacy of the situation.

You can't just go off on some spying expedition.

Let him go. What's the big deal?

Catch the ball, for christ's sake!

What do you think of these?

As clothing?

Rick: so this honey, charles' girlfriend,

Is she...Is she hot?

He can't afford to go out with an ugly girl.

Give it up for charles. What'd i say!

I don't know what she looks like.

What i do know is before she went out with charles,

She went out with kevin cartwright.

Holy shit.

Who? Damn. Really?

The running back.

We watch him every week.

For 7 seasons.

Oh. Yeah.

There you go. There you go.

There it is.

You know what the deal is with that guy?

He caught a really big fish?

No, man. That he's hung like an army mule.

They call it the ponderosa.

Like from bonanza. The cartwrights? The ponderosa?

What up?

You're white, man. Let it go.

I don't think you gents are really grasping

The gravity of the situation.

This job could really land oscar and i

In the major leagues,

And, well, since charles is such an important guy,

Chances are that his girlfriend is a foxy one.

That's the problem. We all know how oscar

Handles himself around the honeys.

There it is!

Give me some credit? I have a degree of self-Control.

I don't just fall over every pretty girl i see.

Man's got yeah.Complete control.

Yeah, peter, you're paranoid.

Yeah. Ok? So don't worry.

Later. Good night, guys.

Oscar!

I want you back here by 10:00, ok?

Dorm check at 11:00!

You know what's funny?

You're so screwed.

Start looking for another job.

Which one of you wants to get bitch-Slapped first?

I'll go second.

I had no idea things were so hairy in bosnia.

Yellows and purples. I just love all this.

Ooh! Pardon.

Whoa!

Oh!

Hmm.

Excuse me.

Shit! Piss!

Damn it! For christ's sakes!

They're supposed to screw these things.

Thank you. You saved me.

Oh, well, you have to protect something as beautiful as you.

As it.

You're not beautiful, the sculpture is.

I am so sorry. This never should have happened.

By the way, have i told you how enchanting you look?

Wow.

Hey.

Saw you catch that piece. Nice moves.

Wow, thanks.

Coming from you, that's a huge compliment.

You still hold the college record

For the most penis in a single season.

So you have all of my stats?

Oh, yeah. I'm a huge fan.

I used to have that poster of you.

Ha ha ha!

Did i say penis back there?

You did.

Thought i'd let it go.

Thank you.

So do you come to these gallery things all the time?

Actually, i'm very close to the artist. Amy post.

Oh, really. How close?

Right. Close.

So what are you doing after the show?

I mean, did you come here with anybody besides amy?

Well, actually, i...

Will you excuse me just for a moment?

Yeah. You go ahead. You got it goin' on.

yeah.

"You got it goin' on."

Amy: excuse me.

There you are. I've been looking for you.

I'm amy post, and i owe you one.

Hi. I'm...I'm...

Oh, boy. Oscar novak.

It's nice to meet you, oscar. Thank you for saving that piece.

Oh, it was an honor. Your work is amazing.

I mean, it's really incredible.

Really? Wow.

Don't get me wrong. I could do it better.

Oh?

Yeah. I don't actually blow glass,

But if i did, i could do it a little better.

Ha ha ha!

There's a party for some artists at a bar across town.

I want to buy you a drink. Pay you back for saving my ass.

Oh, i don't think...

See you guysbye! Over there.

Wait a second. You said your name was oscar novak?

Of steinbergyeah. And novak?

Oh, my god, that is so wild.

I know charles newman.

You do?

Huh. Yeah.

I love the telford. One of my favorites.

Thanks. Me, too.

I know every curve of it.

It's kind of like a person to me.

That's scaring you.

No.

No, that's how i feel about my stuff.

I get very caught up in my pieces.

I feel like they're my kids or something.

Yeah.

Really? I even talk to them.

Ok. Ha ha ha!

See? I'm even scarier than you.

We're a couple of kooks, you and me.

I think he's dealing with that rather well.

Maybe we should just walk?

No, it'll be fine. I'm gonna check the engine.

I'm gonna check the...

Ok. Oscar...

Probably just a hose.

Or not.

Mm-Hmm.

Go. Come on.

All right.

Go. Just go.

It'll rain in a second.

Uh, i have a question.

Hmm?

What the hell are you doing?

3 sounds at once.

All right, that's horrifying.

Please do it again.

Excuse me, that's not 3 sounds at once.

No, it is. It goes "bmp" and "tsk" and the humming.

Ok.

Oh!

Oh, shit!

Here, let me. I got it.

Unh!

Oh, god, you hurt yourself.

No. No. You hurt me.

Yeah, see, you hit me in the face.

I'm sorry.

Wait.

So, what's good here?

Tuna melt.

Ooh, what else is good?

Tuna melt.

What do you think?

2 tuna melts.

So, you seeing anyone right now?

Uh, me? No.

I have trouble finding people that are compatible.

They always want to sleep on my side of the bed.

What side? Left side.

Get out. I like the left side.

See?

Are you lonely?

No. No. You're ok company

As long as you're not beating the hell out of me.

I get it. You don't like to reveal too much.

I resent that. And i would respond to it

If it weren't so revealing.

Then you change the subject with a joke. Go it.

I will let you know when i am joking.

This is not food.

I think it looks good.

Try it.

Oh, are you ok?

Mouth...watering.

God! I knew that tuna melt tasted funny.

I'm lucky i can eat just about anything.

Know why? My mother was a horrible cook.

She made this chicken thing that smelled like she took

An old tennis shoe, a wet dog, and some bleu cheese...

Mmm!

I'm sorry.

Could you excuse me for a second?

Sure.

Boy, i feel good.

Oh, god. Don't worry. You'll feel better in a second.

It just doesn't get better than this.

You still want to go to that party?

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Are we sure this is safe?

It's safe. Allow me.

Oof!

Ha!

Mmm!

Maybe we should skip the party.

Mmm.

Hey, i'm sorry about before. How are your balls?

They're fine. Thank you for asking that.

I had a great time tonight.

One catastrophe after another. I loved it.

Me, too.

This is me.

Oh.

Would you like to come down to my shop

Sometime, see me work?

Oh, yeah. That'd be great.

Tomorrow? I could always use a little help.

Oh, um...

Oh. I'm sorry.

You're probably really busy. That's ok.

No, i'd really love to.

Say no more. I understand.

What happened?

Gee...

What the hell happened to your head?

I've been up for 9 hours. I got bored.

You're a very strange man.

Now, will you get out of my apartment?

What happened? Nothing.

Oskie, oskie, it's 6:00 in the morning.

It was awful, ok?

As soon as we left the gallery, our cab caught on fire.

Then she elbowed me in the face.

Then... We both threw up.

Then she slammed a car handle into my balls, ok?

The entire night was a total disaster.

You're in love with her.

Pretty much.

Oscar, i'm going to have to default on my mortgage

And move into the street and live in a box

And walk up and down the street with a little bowl

Begging for gruel and crusts of bread,

Because of you, you bastard!

I told you, nothing happened.

Something always happens.

When it comes to you and romance,

Much as i love you, something always happens.

You know what? I resent that, ok?

I've had plenty of relationships that were very successful.

Before they went absolutely nowhere.

I'm sorry. Oscar, listen.

I didn't mean that. I really didn't mean that.

You gotta see this woman, peter.

She's beautiful...

And funny...

And smart.

And she has an ass that is so sexy

That i struggle to even understand it.

Are you going to crochet that into a pillow

And send it to her mother?

Ha.

You know, you're starting to sound

Like you have a very low opinion of me, sir.

Oscar, you know that's not true.

It's just that this project

Represents such a major opportunity for us.

All of our dreams could come true.

I'm sure amy is lovely and complicated,

But there are a million girls out there

And just one project like this,

So i'm begging you, please, please,

Stay away from amy.

And her bewildering ass.

Ok.

Ok?

Ok, i'll stay away.

Sorry.

Move it!

How much are we paying them?

They're interns. They're free.

Yeah, well, we're getting ripped off.

Hello.

Oscar, how are you?

Oh, hi, charles. Hold on for just one second?

It's charles!

Charles: how'd it go?

It went great.

Yes, i don't think you have anything to worry about there.

Cartwright...It was great.

I see. Excellent. Thank you very much.

I know this whole thing may seem extreme to you.

I'm not proud of myself, asking you to look out for her,

But just knowing someone's there,

That we're both keeping an eye out.

I'm just so...comforted.

That's why i'd like you to spend as much time

With her as possible. What do you say?

As much time with amy as possible?

Say no!

Uh, i...

You know, as much as i'd love to, sir,

Oscar, i hope you know i would never ask you

To do something which you find inconsistent

With your values.

Of course, if you don't want to help me out,

That's ok. I understand completely.

Say yes! Say yes!

Yes. Yes.

Thank you, oscar.

No problem, sir...

Well, i guess i have to keep seeing her.

Of course you have to keep seeing her, you moron.

Oskie, i'm a professional.

I went to graduate school.

I did 72 all-Nighters my senior year.

I did a semester in egypt.

Do you have any idea

What toilet paper feels like in egypt?!

I delivered cinnamon rolls on a truck with bad suspension

For 3 years! Do you know what that does to your kidneys?

Your kidneys! Your kidneys!

My poor kidneys! My freaking kidneys!

My poor freaking kidneys!

My freaking, scarred, bruised kidneys!

That is very sweet of you.

But you know i can't accept it.

Come on. I can't even give you a little gift?

Charles, we've been over this. I don't need any presents.

I have too much stuff as it is.

Ok.

You win.

You always win.

So? I'm waiting for my cross- Examination about last night.

Cross-Examine? Me? I would never do that.

You're completely cool with me going out on my own?

Honestly?

No, but i'm working on it.

Great. I'm very proud of you.

You know, i met someone interesting last night.

Actually, you know him. Oscar novak.

You're kidding. You met oscar?

That is a coincidence.

Yeah.

He's a really good guy.

Very.

He and his partner both have a great aesthetic sense.

Guess most of them do.

Most?

Gay men.

You did know he was gay?

yeah.

Sure. Yeah.

Not that i care.

Doesn't bother me.

Right. Who cares?

You know, the other night

I almost started having a crush on you?

Isn't that funny?

Hmm.

Something about late nights and thunderstorms.

I hope that's ok with you.

Yeah. It's...Yeah.

Oscar, if you and i are going to keep hanging out,

There's something i have to tell you.

What?

Come over here.

Remember the other night when you mentioned charles newman

And i said that i knew him?

Yeah?

Excuse me? Blow.

Help me blow. Excuse me?

Keep your mouth on the opening.

Well, the truth is actually that...

Charles and i are involved.

We're having an affair.

Oh.

Yeah, isn't that weird?

You show up at my show, we get to know each other,

And i'm involved with your boss?

That's so weird.

I know.

By the way, how did you find out about my show?

I read...Read it in the newspaper

And said, "glassblowing sounds really cool,"

And i didn't have anything better to do.

Ha! Man, you are a bad liar.

You cannot lie.

I'm a little slow, oscar, but i figured it out.

You were spying on me.

Listen, i'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

I really should have told you.

You have to understand.

Our entire careers are in his hands.

And then i met you...

And you made 3 sounds at once...

And i just really wanted to get to know you.

Ok.

Just don't ever lie to me again.

Ok.

Come on, it's the great thing about being friends

With a mistress... I'm free most evenings.

What do you say?

Oh, uh, tonight? Wow.

If you don't come over, i'll tell charles

You went absolutely crazy and made a pass at me.

I could really get you in trouble, oscar.

Oh, i've got to take a shower.

Yeah, i was gonna say.

Ha!

You know, i get this feeling around you?

I don't know why.

Like we've known each other a really long time.

Or in another life or something.

You know what i mean?

Yeah.

No.

What was the question?

Are you always this nervous?

Yeah.

Let's have dinner and celebrate.Great.

After all, it's not every day i get to hang out with a spy.

There's a cd in there. Hit play.

Ok.

I'll see you in a minute.

Go ahead.

Right.

I'm batman.

Amy: *...blooded *

* check it and see *

* got a fever of 103 *

* come on, baby, do you do more than dance? *

* hot blooded *

* i'm hot blooded *

* ow! *

* know what i have in mind *

* and you ought to know *

* i'm hot *

Oh, shit.

Ow.

Ok, i'm ready.

Where's my champagne?

Right here.

A toast to...

Uh...

What should we toast to?

Uh, to...

What, you don't call anymore? You just show up?

Yeah.

Hi.

Wow.

Champagne, music,

Amy in a kimono.

I swear, if you weren't gay, oscar...

I'd have to kill you.

Gay?

I'm not gay. I...I didn't...Gay?

Oh, oscar, come on. We don't care.

Absolutely. What people do

In the privacy of their own bedrooms

Is no concern to us, right?

Right.

Hey, how are you?

I just love japanese kimonos.

I know.

Aah!

Aah!

Hi.

Thank god you're here. I need to...

Boy, you guys throw a lot of dinner parties.

I'm gay. It's what we do.

Really?

That and shop for small dogs.

Can i help you with something?

I need to talk with you privately.

I need to talk with him privately.

We're going to talk privately.

Anyone want cappuccinos?

They think i'm gay.

What?

They think i'm gay.

Come again?

Everybody thinks...

i'm gay!

I win the pool.

Come again?

Amy and charles

Think i'm gay.

Oh, no. Oh, yes.

You're gay.

I'm gay.

We're gay.

Hmm.Peter: good god.

I know.

I mean, how can they think that? Me, gay?

I mean, it's just so...So embarrassing

And...And...And mortifying and...

Humiliating.

Humiliating. Yes.

I mean, i don't get it. I don't see it.

I'm just a regular, normal...

Insensitive asshole.

But, come on, you know what i mean, right?

Oh, sure.

I know that when you say that you're humiliated,

What you actually mean is you're proud and unashamed.

No, no, it's not that. It's just...

Being gay is not normal?

You know i don't think that, ok?

I have no problem with people being gay.

In fact, i'm all for homosexuality,

Especially when it happens between 2 gorgeous women...

Or 3... But i'm not gay.

Look, i'm sorry. I didn't mean what i said before.

What are you doing?

I'm trying to decide

If i should recover gracefully from your insults

Or kneecap you.

Yes. I'm insensitive and...And callous.

Well, you're stupid and young.

Yes.

Yes, stupid and young,

But that doesn't change the fact

That we are in deep shit here, ok?

So what are we going to do?

We? I don't really see

There's anything in particular for me to do.

We have to do something.Why?

Because everybody thinks i'm gay.

I don't. You don't?

Who cares?

You're enjoying this.

Now, young oskie,

I told you when you wanted to go spy on that girl

Something bad might happen. You didn't listen,

So the reality is... No.

Yes. The reality is, you made your big gay bed,

And must now slumber gaily in it.

But i...I don't want to.

Sweet dreams.

Hey, i'll see you at the next dinner party.

Poor guy.

It's so hard when you first come out.

Ohh!

* it's the maddest kind of love *

* it's a mad, mad love *

* ooh, yeah *

aah!

aah!

Aah!

You want a beer? I'm going to grab a beer.

Zack: there he is. There's the guy.

Go, buddy. You got to run with that.

Come on, baby.

Come on, ponderosa.

You got to run.

All: uhh!

Aw! Aw!

So, how'd the spy operation go the other night?

Uh, it's just a little... A little complicated.

He did her. Score.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You got lucky?

Aw...

Is she stacked?

She's really stacked, isn't she?

Oh, my god. Did she tie you up?

She's a dominatrix, isn't she?

Ha! You little piggy.

You got it on with a hot, big-Breasted dominatrix, huh?

You tell me.

Am i the only one who's listening?

Nothing happened with amy.

And, anyway, i, um...

I've been meaning to tell you guys

That, you know, ahem...

You're not going to see me with any women

For a while.

You know, i just kind of decided to...

Just swear off girls for a while...

I don't know, just a little bit of time.

Oscar: amy.

Can i move in?

I put most of my stuff in storage.

This is just what i need.

I need my clothes, my sketch books,

My tools.

So, you're amy.

Nice to meet you.

Hi.

Oscar told us about the other night.

He did?

That is so embarrassing after what i did to him.

Are your balls ok, or are they still sore?

We shouldok. Get going.Time to go.

Ciao. Ok.

I'm out. Ok.

Tools.

Ok.

Zack: huh.

I am impressed.

Rick: you like that?

Bill: pretty delish, huh?

Are they all gay?

Whoa!

Yes.

Damn.

The little one was kind of cute.

Yeah, well, he's not exactly my type.

Let me ask you...

Hey, how's kevin doing tonight?

He score yet?

Oh, he's kicking ass.

Really? You like him?

Are you kidding? I worship the guy.

So, uh...

Are you ok?

You know, this place is awesome...

Drafty, but awesome.

Tuna fish.

Very brave.

Actually, i brought that just for you.

Oh, thanks.

I brought that for you, too.

It'll fit you perfectly.

Is this you? Don't.

Ha ha ha ha! Were you in a band?

Those are my friends in high school.

Ok, but you are aware of what you look like

In this picture, right?

It's not my fault. It was the eighties.

They made you look like that.

You didn't look like a dork in the eighties?

Hey, i got through the eighties dork-Free.

Right, and you're making up for it now.

Uh-Oh. Ha ha. Ha ha.

You know, i appreciate this, oscar,

Especially since you and i haven't known each other long.

It's just that i have been dodging my landlord

For a while, and he finally nabbed me,

And i didn't know what to do, and...

See, the thing is, i have a lot of friends.

I just don't have a lot of friends,

You know?

To tell you the truth, i didn't really have

Anywhere else to go.

You came to the right place.

Fantastic place.

Grimy, raw...

I like it.

Hi, charles.

I hope you don't mind me stopping by like this.

Amy told me she'd be here.

No, no, no. Consider this...

No.

Let's go.

I got you a room at the four seasons...

No. That's ok.

Oscar has kindly agreed to take me in.

Uh, charles, amy can stay here with me.

It's ok.

Like i said, a saint.

Ok, you win.

You always win.

How's the project?

Great.

So...

Yeah. I'm going to head home now.

I mean, i'm going to head up there to...

I'm going to bed.

Yeah. Are you sure?

Be asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow.

This place is such a dump.