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[animal howls]
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And when he woke up,
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The kid looked in the mirror
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And realized that he
had changed into...This!
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Yawn.
You wanna scare people?
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Let them
smell your costume.
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Pretend to be brave
all you want,
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My little light bulb,
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But look around.
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Creepy graveyard,
Halloween night.
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[screeches]
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Full moon.
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Ha.
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You'll all be
crying for fury
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Before I can say "boo."
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Did our fearless,
one-eyed leader
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Say how long
we'd have to wait
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For this so-called
special delivery?
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[wind whistling]
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Remember,
fear is only in the mind.
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Fear? I think you have me
confused with someone else.
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I'm spider man.
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Fear is not in my vocabulary.
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Boo!
Aah!
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Ha! I got you.
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[laughter]
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Let me get my phone,
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While I record
your ladylike screams.
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What are you all looking at?
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There's something behind me,
isn't there?
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Oh!
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Aah!
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Run.
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Aah!
Huh?
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What are these things?
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Ghosts?
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Zombies?
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Vampires.
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[hissing]
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G-g-g...Vampires?
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Seriously? Vampires?
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I thought I told you.
Run!
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Guys, we're superheroes.
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Just 'cause some dude
with cool shades
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Tells us to run
doesn't mean we actually run.
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Those probably
aren't even real vampires.
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Get off me, bat breath.
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Okay, so they are
real vampires.
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They're still bad guys,
right?
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This is no different
than fighting, like,
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You know,
batroc the leaper.
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Okay,
maybe a little different.
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They're, like,
shadows or something.
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They have ninja speed.
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And they can do that.
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Is that even in
the vampire fighting handbook?
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There are worse threats
out here tonight
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Than these things.
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Like what?
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Me.
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[clapping]
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Whoa. That was so--
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Oh,
welcome back to the party,
chicken little.
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He said run.
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You totally
chopped those guys.
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Real heroes don't do that,
delivery guy.
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[growls]
uh, I mean sir.
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The name's blade.
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'cause you carry blades?
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Are we allowed
to just name ourselves
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With whatever we happen
to have in our pockets?
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Those things were shadow
vampires, undead drones,
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Magical manifestations--
never alive.
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You would know
if you were the S.H.I.E.L.D agents
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I told fury to send.
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Whoa. Hold on.
Aah.
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More coming.
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Okay, team, on my command.
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We've got to get out
of this open space.
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You, make a hole.
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I'm going to drive them
into that alley.
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We can control them there.
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You two, take the flanks.
Drive them center.
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Helmet face,
eyes in the sky.
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Helmet face.
Good one.
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That's actually his name.
87
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But just so you know,
I'm the leader here.
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Right.
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Listen,
I'm sure you're the best
at what you do and all,
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But you can stow
the 'tude.
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We got off
on the wrong foot here.
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If you'd let us in on...
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I could do that too
if I had flash grenades.
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Oh, now he's just
showing off.
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[shouts]
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Okay, I'm willing
to work with you here.
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I see what you're doing.
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You sent power man
to punch a hole
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Because you knew
his invulnerability
would protect him, right?
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He's invulnerable?
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Incoming!
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Your flash grenades,
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Charged with ultraviolet rays
like sunlight.
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Yeah.
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Well,
I just happen to have
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My very own
flash grenade.
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He's not that smart,
but he's plenty bright.
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Hey, bucket head.
Light us up. Super nova style.
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On it, webs.
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Two can lead at this game.
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Guys, herd them together.
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Unless you're wearing
spf 10,000,
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I suggest you take cover.
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Time to go super me.
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Aah!
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Ugh. I hope you don't need me
to do that again soon.
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Or in the next month.
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Now who's leading this team,
big guy?
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[both growl]
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Stragglers.
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Don't bother.
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Their master
will finish them
for this failure.
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Failure to do what?
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To retrieve this.
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Is that the delivery
fury sent us to pick up?
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I was hoping for pizza.
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Pick up?
I was expecting
heavy escort.
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This doesn't leave my hands
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Until I look fury
in his one eye.
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What exactly
is happening?
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Dracula is coming.
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To take over the world.
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[laughs]
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And--and delivered
with that serious face.
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Oh, dracula,
take over the world.
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[crickets chirping]
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What?
Why is no one else laughing?
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What part of
"handing it off to my team"
don't you understand?
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Dracula's coming, fury,
and you are not prepared.
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He keeps saying
"dracula's coming."
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That's code for something,
right?
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Yeah. It's code
for "dracula's coming."
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The dracula.
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He's very real
and very dangerous.
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[device beeps]
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Most people think
he's a character
from books and movies,
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But those
are based on history.
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Dracula is the king
of vampires,
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An undead nightmare
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That wages war
on the world of the living.
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He will not rest until
we are all under his control.
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And if he gets his hands
on this, the war is over.
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What is "it" exactly?
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It's tekhamatep's ankh.
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Well, half of one, anyway.
156
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Are you guys all just
making this stuff up
as you go?
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An ankh is an
ancient egyptian symbol
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Known as the key of life.
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It is believed
to act as a bridge
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Between the living
and the dead.
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It was used
by the ancient pharaohs
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To communicate
with their ancestors,
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But, as you might imagine,
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It became a bit of a problem
for the living.
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So it was decided,
by some of the smarter pharaohs,
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To break the ankh
into two separate pieces.
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It's been that way for about
8,000 years, give or take.
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It's only in recent times
that they have been unearthed
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And dracula has learned
of their existence.
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If the halves of this ankh
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Were ever found
and joined together,
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Any undead creature
would become invulnerable.
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Dracula would be able
to walk by day
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And have no weaknesses.
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No force on this earth
could stop it.
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Now you all know
the seriousness
of the situation.
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We need to find
the other half of the ankh
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Before dracula does.
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Oh. It's at the museum
of natural history.
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You're kidding.
Out in the open?
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All the real good stuff
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Is kept
in a secret chamber room
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For premium, gold circle,
card-carrying members
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Of the museum
of natural history
fan society.
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Obviously I'm the only person
in this room who's a member.
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Okay,
we move on the museum.
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There's no "we" in this.
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You let me know
when the real team arrives.
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"real team"?
What's he talking about?
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Sorry, kid.
This is no longer
an escorting mission.
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This is much more dangerous.
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If I had known that
a bunch of shadow vamps
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Were on blade's tail,
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I would have never
send you to meet him.
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Blade's right.
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You've got
to sit this one out.
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Huh?
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Just trying to say hi!
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Aah! Ugh.
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You heard fury.
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Go back to the playground.
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If dracula's as dangerous
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As you and fury
are making him out to be,
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You need us.
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You saw us take down
the shadow vampires.
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We can help.
Whoa.
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00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:01,466
Aah.
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These are not
supervillains.
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00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:07,071
You don't have a clue
what we're up against.
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00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:09,407
And what makes you
the expert?
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00:10:12,444 --> 00:10:14,412
Raah!
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00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,080
You got a dental plan
for those?
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00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:17,882
I owe that blood-sucker.
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00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:20,819
I'm not missing a shot at him
if I can take it.
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00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,054
I can't have a bunch
of rookies getting in my way.
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00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:27,458
Looks like your conversation
was mature and reasonable.
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00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,594
If you call knifing me
to a wall reasonable.
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00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,863
I think we're in the middle
of a vampire vendetta.
219
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,264
Blade's going on a mission
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00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,233
I'm not sure he plans
on coming back from.
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00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,334
It sounds
out of our depth.
222
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,203
And we still got
trick or treating to do.
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00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:39,871
I'm surprised
at you guys.
224
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:42,307
We can buy twice as much candy
for half off tomorrow.
225
00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:09,534
We're here to help.
226
00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:12,270
We understand we aren't
your first choice.
227
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:15,440
Yeah, and some of us
would rather be eating
candy, but...
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00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:18,142
If dracula gets his hands
on the other half of that ankh,
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00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:20,178
We're all sucker-fied.
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00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,212
[sighs]
231
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:25,049
Just remember.
Your choice.
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00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:34,192
You gotta be kidding me.
233
00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:42,066
Get me an E.T.A.
On the H.C. ASAP.
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00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,903
Full moon or not,
it's time to monster up.
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00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,057
So we've never
fought dracula before.
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00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,225
So what?
237
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We've all faced
personal demons,
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00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,028
And we know it's scary.
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00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,396
I'm not scared.
240
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,964
I've heard that before.
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00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,198
Tonight, in fact.
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00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,266
And the guy who said it
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00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,035
Was just as convincing
as you are.
244
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,337
Wasn't that you
who said it?
Shh.
245
00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:30,181
Oh, cool.
246
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,482
Nice.
Sweet.
247
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,618
Oh, coulson
wasn't kidding.
248
00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:42,360
Between you and me,
249
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:45,129
I'm officially sort of feeling
a little spooked.
250
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When that happens,
I go to my happy place.
251
00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:54,706
[laughing]
252
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:57,008
Stop giggling.
It's creepy.
253
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,243
I'm creepy?
You're the mayor
of creep town,
254
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Creepy clatter mouth.
255
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,246
Oh, if I'm the mayor,
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00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,415
I officially hand over
the key to the city to you,
257
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:05,516
Creepy von crypt keep--
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00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,652
Stop it. Focus.
259
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:10,188
Coulson said the ankh
was somewhere around...
260
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,723
Here!
261
00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:13,725
No,
it's in a protective shield.
262
00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:15,760
No, look,
I pulled it right out.
263
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,395
There's no shield
protecting it.
264
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,197
That's because
it's a cloaking shield.
265
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,232
Now the vampires
know it's here.
266
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,167
What? Oh.
267
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,051
Spider-man,
hold the ankh.
268
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,419
I'm getting you
out of here.
269
00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:44,689
Too late.
270
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,098
Blade.
271
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,334
Fighting alongside
mortals now?
272
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,136
Have you sunk so low?
273
00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,670
Hand over my ankh
274
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,172
And I will allow you all
275
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,307
To live to see morning.
276
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:06,444
G-g-g-g...Dracula!
277
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,085
You mock me, blade.
278
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:17,055
You would send children
to face me?
279
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:20,258
I am dracula,
king of vampires,
280
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:24,495
And I will have
what is rightfully mine.
281
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,831
King of the "blah,
blah, blah" is more like it.
282
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,133
Let's get fighting
or get you some bronzer.
283
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:33,371
You child.
Blade has led you
to your doom.
284
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,240
Your team is severely
out of its league.
285
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:39,143
Wait. We're out
of the S.H.I.E.L.D softball league?
286
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:40,511
But we had a game
next Tuesday.
287
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,347
Hello,
terrifying bad guy here.
288
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,216
Not really time for jokes.
289
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,219
Finally happened.
He snapped with fear.
290
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,821
Yes, I'm scared, and, yes,
291
00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:51,456
I know I'm talking
a lot of crazy,
292
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,758
But it's really to knock
count haircut off his game
293
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,259
So I can do this.
294
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,761
Seriously,
I'm really a good pitcher.
295
00:14:56,763 --> 00:15:00,364
Check out my fastball.
296
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,100
Pathetic.
297
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,135
Okay,
maybe I do talk too much.
298
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,809
Are we finished here?
299
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,278
Not by a long shot.
300
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,527
[spider-man]
nova. Instant sunburn.
301
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,562
Feel the heat, drac.
302
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,031
Aah!
303
00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:41,139
[grunts]
304
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:43,574
[sighs]
oh, yeah.
305
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:44,909
Two in one night.
306
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:49,514
Good looking
and vampire wrecking.
I am--
307
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:53,317
Fools. You think I was not
warned of your weak abilities
308
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,486
By my shadow minions?
309
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,255
There is nothing that you--
310
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,756
Sweet christmas.
311
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,458
Did you talk this much
when you were alive?
312
00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:07,165
You know,
you should floss more.
313
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,933
What?
I'm trying smack talk.
314
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,537
Enough!
315
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:16,440
Blade, wake up.
316
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:19,343
This is your party,
and you got us doing
all the heavy lifting.
317
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,646
I was gonna use this
as my trick
318
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,515
If you weren't
gonna give us any treats.
319
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:29,687
[groans]
320
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,190
Did you seriously
just do that?
321
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,192
Uh, nope.
But in other news--dracula!
322
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:51,509
How many times
will we do this dance, blade?
323
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,845
The partners change,
but the song remains the same.
324
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,988
I am the undying
lord of the night.
325
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,891
And you are a mistake.
326
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:12,230
Hey, wait for us!
327
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,531
[monkey shrieks]
328
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,468
Close shave.
Thanks, P.M.
329
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,404
Thank me in candy.
If we survive.
330
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,912
Aah!
331
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,380
Invulnerable?
332
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,848
If I can't bite you,
333
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:34,585
Then I will...
Control you.
334
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,555
Power man!
335
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,690
Let me go.
336
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:43,628
Let...Let...
337
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,263
What's he doing to him?
338
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,264
Mesmerism.
339
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,732
Mesmer what now?
340
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,468
Your mask,
are those reflective lenses?
Yes.
341
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,802
Good.
Why?
342
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,571
You're about to see.
343
00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:02,013
Destroy blade.
344
00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:06,017
Yes, my king.
345
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:16,961
Power man, stop!
Wake up!
346
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:21,432
Good. More slaves.
347
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,933
Nice try, drac.
348
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,769
But it'll take a lot...
349
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,471
I am your slave.
350
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,974
Destroy the interlopers.
351
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,809
Bring me the ankh.
352
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,911
[all]
yes, lord dracula.
353
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,846
Guys, stop!
354
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:38,716
Drac's just mesmer--
mermaiding you, or something.
355
00:18:42,487 --> 00:18:44,488
Do not resist.
356
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,691
Yes, master.
357
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,460
Do they say "psych"
in vampire-ville?
358
00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:55,366
Guys, mindless zombie-ism
doesn't suit you.
359
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:58,836
Except maybe nova.
360
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,805
Please,
I don't wanna hurt you.
361
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,874
More importantly,
I don't want you to hurt me.
362
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:07,345
You were amusing
for a few moments, spider.
363
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,913
Take comfort in that.
364
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:12,583
I think when you say
"comfort" you don't mean it.
365
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,385
Wait. Herbarium.
366
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,786
As in greenhouse?
367
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,822
Hey, blade! Heads up.
368
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:21,892
Have you lost it?
369
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,828
It's over.
370
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,730
You know,
for the first time tonight,
I agree.
371
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:26,997
Greenhouses use u.V. Light,
372
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,632
Just like daylight.
373
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:31,035
So let's just say
it's closing time.
374
00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,078
Oh, yeah.
You ruined my Halloween,
375
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,813
So smell my feet!
376
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:45,049
Aah!
377
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,051
Lord dracula.
378
00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:52,156
This war has just begun.
379
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:53,858
No, wait!
380
00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,931
Are you crazy?
You webbed me up.
381
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,032
You're a vampire.
382
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,902
I was protecting you
from the u.V. Rays.
383
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:08,072
Your buddy went super nova
twice tonight and I didn't burn.
384
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,640
I'm only a half-blood.
385
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:10,908
A day-walker.
386
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,877
The sun doesn't hurt me.
387
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,613
Day-walker? Oh.
388
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,881
So what do we do now?
389
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,784
Is he gonna turn my friends
into full-on vampires?
390
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,719
No, he'll keep them
as hostages
391
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,721
In order to keep me
off his back.
392
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,490
So there's still a chance.
393
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,826
I'll track dracula
and your friends.
394
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:32,863
You, however, must look
into the true face of fear.
395
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:36,467
True face of--?
Oh.
396
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,702
[spider-man]
so if it's okay,
I'd like to skip the part
397
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,504
Where you yell at me
for disobeying orders
398
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,706
So we can get back
to saving our friends.
399
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:46,110
I learned that fear
is in your mind.
400
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,945
Except for monsters,
and I hate monsters.
401
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,648
That work for you?
402
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,583
If that's
what you learned tonight,
403
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,118
You're gonna love this.
404
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,053
My team of experts
are finally here.
405
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:58,656
Experts? The big guns?
The avengers?
406
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:02,059
The fantastic four?
Power pack?
407
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:05,229
Not quite.
408
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:09,667
Meet the perfect team
for this mission, spider-man.
409
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:14,605
The living mummy.
410
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,074
Frankenstein's monster.
411
00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:23,614
[roars]
412
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:28,486
Werewolf by night.
413
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,721
Meet the howling commandos.
414
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:33,891
G-g-g...Monsters!
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