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Yeah, answering the phone is working.
Chill out, mister.

I'm going off the grid for a while.
What, you lasted like two days?

Yeah, well, things haven't worked out
quite as I planned.

Being responsible for an entire summer
camp, what could possibly go wrong?

Oh, you have no idea.

No, actually, you might have the exact
idea, which is why I'm calling you,

because everything started out so great,
and now there's this crazed killer

roaming the campground.

Wait, really? Yes, Chuck, really.

Everyone is dead, or almost everyone.

Whoa, damn.

I mean, that sometimes happens.

Especially the camp counselors.

I just never thought. I know, I know.
It's terrible.

It really is terrible, and I'm really
scared.

So I thought maybe you could help me out
and give me some kind of advice so I'm

not, you know, dying.

Oh, okay. Yeah, well, first of all, your
phone seems to be working fine.

Wouldn't you rather call the cops?

He called the sheriff. I left a
voicemail. Wait, a voicemail? Yeah, a

I mean, he's 76. He doesn't really work
nights anymore. And given that and the

town being 25 miles away, I mean, I
don't think anyone's getting here before

dead. How far off the grid did you go?
Far.

25 miles.

Oh, gotcha. All right. Well, first I
gotta ask, how many so far?

Well, what do you mean?

Like body count. How many dead?

Oh.

I don't know. You know, I'm a little
flustered. Counting's not, like, my

right now. How did this even start?

I'm not sure.

All I remember is that everything
started out so great when we first got

No phone, no shirt, except right up.

I designed the logo myself this year. I
think they're pretty cool.

What do you think, Carol?

It's all right. Hey, Ted.

Hey, thank you for choosing Clear Vista
this year. I know you've had a lot of

offers.

Steve! The Kayak King! How you doing,
man?

So glad to have you back, man. My
pleasure, my pleasure. Good to be back.

you go. One thing, it's not a big deal,
not a big deal, but they're canoes,

so...

Don't worry about it. It's fine. Yeah,
not a big deal.

What's up, Sam?

Hey, Drew, right?

Yeah. I'll find you one. There you are.

I'm totally ready to just unplug from
the world and catch a vibe of this

Here?

It's really peaceful here.

It's super peaceful.

That's the spirit.

You guys hear that?

Imani's there?

Well, I mean, I couldn't not hire her
because she dumped me. That's

discrimination.

Oh, God.

Hi, Imani.

I don't want to be a whiny bitch, but...
Oh, you might want to just leave it

there, then.

Thank you, Freddy.

Is this unplugging necessary?

Nature's our nature.

Come on, it's going to be a fun,
awesome, relaxing weekend.

Here you go.

If you're looking for other ways to
stimulate yourself, just let me know.

Okay. Here you are. Yeah.

Thanks, Brad.

Guess I'll have to give that harassment
speech after all.

Look, guys, when the kids get here, it's
really hard work, so you're going to

want to appreciate every moment.

Being in nature?

Huh? That's what you were saying.

You know?

Oh, right. Commune with nature. Right.
Thank you.

That's what, uh, exactly.

Jamie, right?

I'm going to give these kids the best
summer they've ever had.

Hold on a second.

Okay. So, of the group... Who's dead so
far?

Okay, I want to say all of them, but
definitely most of them.

And when we say dead, you mean killed?

Yeah, stabbed, mutilated, ripped apart,
and now he's hunting men. Oh, and you've

seen him? Oh, yeah, freaky -looking
dude, really scary, ugly, ugly, ugly,

hideously ugly dude.

Like Freddy Ugly or Matt Cordell Ugly?

Uh... Maniac cop?

I'm just going to say ugly. And you're
sure it's a dude? Well, isn't it always

dude? I'll just ask Jason's mother.

Excuse me.

2666.

Oh, my God.

I think he's found me.

Oh, my God.

Chuck. You got your cereal slasher pack?
Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh.

Chuck,

do you hear that?

Hear what?

Voices. Voices. The store's full of
customers. I hear tons of voices. No,

no. Not them.

You gave me a heart attack blowing up my
phone for everyone in this camp to

hear. Okay, well, in the spirit of
offering you advice, I'd suggest maybe

silencing your phone.

You don't think I already thought to
silence my phone?

Okay, look, I had a thought.

Okay, you said this crazed killer is a
guy, right? Okay, so maybe we should

about the guys out there, you know? See
if we can figure out who this asshole

is. How does knowing who it is help me
not die?

think figuring out what they want could
help you not die?

Smart. Like, is it an old camper who got
teased as a kid and is back for blood?

No. Or is it a parent who's looking for
revenge after a counselor let their kid

drown? Jesus, I hope not. Or does one of
the counselors have a formerly

conjoined twin? What movie is that from?
That could be a huge problem. No, it's

nothing like that, Chuck, okay? Just,
it's nothing like that, I promise.

Okay? Okay.

Okay, let me think.

Um...

Oh, you mentioned some guy named Steve.

Yeah, Steve.

The kayak king.

But it's not him.

Oh, my God.

Steve, the kayak king.

He's up Schitt's Creek now.

I'd say without a paddle, but... Who
does this?

What kind of a psycho?

Holy shit.

Is that Ted?

It's Steve.

The kayak king.

Guys, he isn't the only one. We found
Bob and Carol's bodies in the kitchen.

Ted and Alice are missing. So is Drew.

Who's Drew?

I heard you. Missed Eddie. Missing? Not
necessarily dead.

So you're an optimist.

Wait. What if one of them did this?

This is insane.

We have to do something.

Sam, what do we do?

Uh -oh.

Walk.

Well, we all gotta...

Okay, we all need to... We all just need
to... We really gotta...

Put an end to this off -the -grid
bullshit.

Get our cell phones and call the police.

What the hell? No.

Somebody better explain quick. Sam,
where are the phones?

It's impossible.

I put them all in here and I locked it.
No one knows the combo but me.

You mean your birthday?

What now, Sam?

Are there any other vehicles on the
property?

No, no. This was it.

Great.

Looks like we're walking.

No, no, no. I don't think that's a good
idea. I mean, guys, look around.

There's swamp and marshland in every
direction. The town's out for 25 miles.

Okay, so we hope we can take that.

Maybe when the sun comes up, but not
now.

There's snakes and gators out there.

Poisonous snakes.

Giant gators.

Great. So we could slice up by a madman
or even by a reptile. Did you see,

Steve? I blow reptiles. There's got to
be a third choice.

What if we hole up in the cabins until
morning?

Yeah, because those old -ass cabins are
super secure.

Jamie, that's a good idea, all right? We
can find an area and we can make it as

safe and secure as possible. No, Sam,
no.

Look, that's not enough.

I want to take the fight to this guy.

Fair enough, okay? We'll divide into
teams, okay? Half of us on defense to

a safe place. The other half of us on
offense. We'll set up traps and we'll

it to this guy.

Huh?

and patrolling by yourself.

Well, it seemed pretty logical in the
heat of the moment.

Yeah, okay, that's fair and all, but it
also means you get killed quicker. Can

we just move on, please?

Come on.

I don't think this is a good idea.

Why, Sam didn't say so?

Yeah, kind of. Look, they're trying to
fight a maniac with toothpicks and pots

and pans.

All right, if I'm going to die...

I'm going to die trying. You're going to
die running.

Come on, man. That's what you're saying.

Good people don't run away from a fight.

Guess what, Nancy?

You're not going to be good for
anything.

You're dead.

Hey, what's going on, guys?

Sam already said it's too dark out there
for us to go out. Sam. I don't want to

just desert everybody.

Deserting? Whoa, you guys, I told you.

You're not deserting anyone. Why don't
you save yourself?

Poisonous.

You know what?

I don't have time for this. I'm getting
out of here.

But why didn't he kill you? I don't
know. You know, I don't. I just don't

Think about it. Why?

Why?

Why did he kill Freddie? Or Nancy? Or
Steve? Or any of the others? Why does

even matter? Okay, here's a different
question for you.

Are you covered in blood? Chuck, are you
even listening to me?

Just answer the question, Sam.

No!

Well, I mean, a little.

Why? So if you were just a witness to
these murders, Then how come you're

covered in blood?

You know, I just don't know. I'm helping
my niece with her creative writing

assignment. Man, crap education kids get
these days.

Whose blood is it? What do you mean?

Well, is it your blood?

How would I be able to tell?

Are you bleeding?

No, I don't think so, no.

If you were just a witness to these
murders, why are you covered in blood?

Because I was a close witness. I mean, I
was...

Like a very hands -on witness. I was
really right there. Okay, what else?

Are you holding a weapon of any kind?

Probably a sharp one. No, no. I mean,
just this baseball bat.

Wait.

I mean, a knife?

Sort of. Sort of knife?

I don't know. Would you consider this a
weapon? In this context, yes.

But you could have had it because you
were protecting yourself.

Where did you get it?

I don't know.

You really don't know? No, I don't know.
I mean, I thought I was holding a

baseball bat, but now I have a really
weird knife.

Weird how?

I don't know. It's made of jawbone, like
the serrations are teeth.

It's got like a real sacrificial vibe,
and I don't know. It's hard to place the

arrow. Like the knife that you described
the killer carrying?

Yes.

I hate to ask you this, but are you sure
you're not the killer?

I... can't be 100 % sure.

Maybe this is like a Jacob's Ladder kind
of thing, and I'm already dead, and

none of this is real. Well, that's not
possible, because I'm here, and I'm very

much alive.

Damn it.

Not that, you know, you're alive, but
you know what I mean. Okay, look.

I mean... You're definitely not the
killer type. You know, it's just not

Maybe you're, like, out of your mind or
something. Did somebody drug you?

Uh, no, I don't think so.

Well, and you keep saying that the
killer's, like, hideously ugly, and you

definitely not that.

Aw.

Wait.

Are you wearing a mask? No.

Are you sure?

Um, I'm pretty sure.

Damn. That would have explained
everything.

Like, if you're physically killing
somebody, but that's not really you,

this is where the consciousness of the
killer was, like, possessed by an

like an evil mouse.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

What?

I'm the killer.

Oh, my God. What am I going to do?

You didn't realize you were murdering
him?

Stabbing? Tying him up? No. I just
remember standing in front of him

dead.

What did you think you were doing?

I don't know.

Talking to you now is coming more into
focus.

Honestly, I don't think I was thinking
anything until the mask came off. You

really didn't know that you were
murdering Steve?

No, no.

I was staring at him like you'd stare at
anyone you found diced up and dead

hanging from a tree. He's horrible.

But you know now that it was you doing
it. I saw what...

You forcing me to remember everything is
bringing up stuff that I didn't even

know was there.

It's kind of freaking me out.

So, yeah, I'm pretty sure it was me.

I'm sorry I dragged you into this,
Chuck.

No, don't apologize.

No, I live for this kind of thing. Look,
I found some reference books, some

really old stuff that we had in the
storage room at the storage. Stuff that

never sold.

You mean stuff you stashed away so you
could keep it? I mean, maybe.

Um, anyway, I know that we're going to
get to the bottom of that.

So what should I do now?

Lock myself away? I mean, I don't want
to kill any more people.

Is there anyone left to kill? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, there's tons. I mean, you
know, I think, yes, I think so.

There are people alive, technically,
which is good. We want to keep them that

way. This conversation's harder knowing
that I'm the killer.

What about Imani?

Oh. Joe can't believe you invited her
back.

How's that going?

You guys cool?

Can we just keep talking about me
killing people?

Well, yeah. Yeah, I mean... Well, that's
where I was going. I was going to say,

like, if she still cares about you, you
could confide in her and then maybe she

can help you. Yeah.

Yeah, um... Okay, I just... I'm really
not really sure where she is right now.

Okay, I think Imani's dead.

Wait, what? Why didn't you tell me that?
I don't know. I just...

Oh, you just remembered. Yes!

Oh, damn it!

God, she was... She was really
something.

Okay, guys, well... Hold on.

Okay, guys.

Okay, I don't... Here, can you hold that
for me real quick? It's not working.

Maybe try to get it to work. All right,
guys. Well, welcome to Camp Clear Vista.

My name is Steve. Some of you know that
already because you're in the best cabin

ever. My cabin, right?

This is perfect.

Camp, kids, counselors.

Yeah, and Steve's really good with kids.

And those kayaks. But these are, in
fact, what?

Bananas!

That's right. I'm glad you guys knew
that. So camp ends on Friday.

What are we going to do then?

I don't know. You know, it's just a
summer thing for me.

It's more than that.

What?

Oh, come on. Are you worried about the
kids, Dina?

No. They'll learn sometime.

Why can't you just relax?

You know, have a good time.

And when it's all done, you'll have a
good memory.

Just enjoy it.

Okay, it's not for hitting people, okay?
It can also be used for air guitar or

as a golf, you know, like a...

A little club there, okay, guys? But not
for hitting, definitely, okay?

And don't worry if you end up in the
water, because we sent a scuba diver out

there about a week ago to check for
alligators, and he hasn't come back yet,

I think he's doing a very thorough job.

If you do see him, you know, let us
know.

You know, people are worried, so.

All right.

Don't look like a fat puppy.

Why do people think I look like a puppy
dog? Because you do.

Come here.

laugh at sam okay just on the water
there

that's

why you wear the life preserver that's
why you wear the life preserver

i'm gonna destroy this

thing be very careful how you do that

I was worried about that.

I'm afraid the thing probably imprinted
on you.

There's plenty of instances of that
happening in here.

How do you know that? Sam, please. You
called me for a reason.

Wait.

Hey, I think I saw that son of a bitch
hanging this way.

Do we really want to find him?

When I catch this guy, I'm going to beat
him till he's dead.

You revive him so I can chop him up and
move him to pieces?

cabin down with me in it, that's a
pretty goddamn good one. It doesn't make

sense. Why would Sam do that? I don't
care.

I just want him dead.

What about giving yourself up? Like,
explain the situation.

Maybe they can restrain you so you don't
kill anybody else.

Brad, kill me. You ripped my head off,
Chuck. I'm trying to stay alive.

Okay, okay, good. All right, just stay
where you are and hunker down.

Okay.

Okay,

I'm hunkered. Okay,

good. I think we just need to regroup
and focus.

Yeah, right, okay.

we can come up with, like, a timeline of
exactly what you did with the mascot.

Okay, okay, yeah. What is your first
memory of things going wrong or going

weird? Okay, I remember being confused
as to why I was running.

Running? Running where?

Uh, away from a dead tree.

Huh?

Yeah, I remember something bad happened
near a dead tree and... What?

Oh, shit.

Oh, it's right there. And I just, I
can't remember.

Shit. What do you remember?

I remember a pool.

Hey, pal.

Got a little palm party there perving on
us? Huh?

Oh, you chopped his head in half?

Yeah.

What did you do to her?

Oh.

I liked it better when I didn't
remember.

Whoa, hey, yellow lights.

What is the matter with you?

You want to flag everybody around here?
Get them to all come in here and get to

the good stuff before us?

Come on, they're all out looking for
that grave thing anyway.

Yeah, which gives us a chance to party,
so help me out, huh?

Oh, yes.

Jackpot.

Huh?

Now all we need is...

myself well is it too obvious to ask why
didn't you just take the mask off when

it's on i don't want to oh yeah should
have figured but this kill was different

i think it pushed me a little too far i
i became aware of myself for just a

split second

Please don't make me...

for their maiden voyage.

Who is that?

What are you doing here?

What are you wearing?

Wow.

This is so bad.

So how many do you think you've killed?
You know what I think?

This asshole should kill himself.

How long have you been listening?

Long enough.

You should choose your friends more
wisely.

Have fun being an accomplice to murder,
sweetie.

I'll have you know it's a killer mask
doing it, not my friend.

Oh, don't act like that sounds so weird.

They're right, you know.

I should just kill myself.

You found an evil mask and you put it
on. What in God's name did you think

happen? I don't need your judgment right
now, Chuck.

Can you at least remember where you
found this thing?

We were scared shitless.

And we'd been looking everywhere.

We even called the police.

And when we finally found him, his body,
what was left of him, his body lying

there limp and lifeless, his eyes glazed
over, we realized that Brad

had gotten so drunk that he locked
himself in his car and fell asleep.

Thank you.

Thanks, Freddie. Thank you, Brad.

All right, I'm going to tell a different
kind of story.

Okay? It's sort of like a history
lesson.

It's about this camp.

And it's all true.

And it happened right here on this very
land.

So long before the French Cajuns arrived
here, the natives lived in harmony with

the land.

It was peaceful back then.

But when the Cajun settlers came with
their gree -gree and their potions and

black magic, They awoke something.

Something dark.

Sinister. And it struck with a
vengeance.

Suddenly, these Cajun settlers started
dying in the most horrific ways, right?

Killing each other.

Killing themselves.

It went on this way for many months.

So finally, a Traytor, a medicine man,
was able to trap the dark spirit in an

old red oak tree.

Somewhere in the wood.

And there it stayed, locked up for a
hundred years.

The people were safe.

Until one winter day, when a woodcarver
came upon the tree, right here in

these woods, and he chopped the tree
down to get his wood.

But something happened.

Because this woodcarver, his trade was
furniture, children's toys.

But that day, something compelled him to
carve a map.

And this mask was unlike, unlike any
other.

Had dark, empty eyes, drank in the
light, fucking the goodness out of the

Do we have to listen to this?

Guys,

guys, listen, I'd stop, but this isn't
just some story. This is the real

of this place.

So you're saying you knew all along that
your family's campground had this

creepy history with the evil mask?

Not to sound like a broken record, but
why the hell did you put that mask on?

Can you listen to me, please?

So, finally one night, the woodcarver
couldn't sleep.

Every night he'd have nightmares.

He said to his wife he was hearing
voices.

Ever since he carved this mask, he'd
been restless.

So he took it out into the woods, and he
goes to destroy the mask.

And as he raises his axe, again,
something compels him instead to put the

on.

And although this man was known as the
kindest person in his town, that night,

he killed everybody in the village,
including his own family.

There was one survivor.

It's a young woman who happened to be
out butchering chickens.

And when she came back, she used the
butcher's axe to kill the woodcarver.

Well, this one.

Okay. But I'm telling you, ever since,
this land has been plagued with all

of weird accidents.

Unexplained deaths, murders. I'm sure
you guys have heard stories.

But to this day, the evil mask has never
been found.

But guys, in all seriousness, the
murders were horrendous. So be careful

there. And it's also true that the mask
was never found. And the legend has it

that it's buried at the woodcarver's
grave, which is somewhere on this

Okay.

Let me get this right. We have a creepy
mask.

And a cursed grave.

Two words, guys.

Treasure hunt.

Right? Come on. No, no, no, guys.

Come on. We're going to make this fun,
Sam. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop

being a wuss. Seriously.

Come on.

This is not the point of the story.

Sam, I don't think your story had a
point anyway. It's a cool legend.

Guys.

Shall we go?

What are you talking about?

Your parents have owned this land for
how many years now? Like, they don't

we're the crazy.

I mean, maybe.

All right, Chris, I'll meet you there.

No, um... I had... I mean...

I'm sorry. You know, I'm responsible for
these wackos, so... I understand.

Look, I got the fire on Posey.

I'll just stay here. You go on.

Not funny.

Come on.

This place is like creepy cool.

So, you didn't actually have any idea
where this was, did you?

I didn't need to, did I?

Okay, you got me. Can we go now?

Drew, come on. Let's go back to the
others, all right?

Do you know if this does anything?

Yeah, it says, congratulations, you
found me. Now get the hell out of here.

You can go brag to everyone else.

Come on, Drew.

Seriously, I've been here a bunch. It's
not a big deal. There's a tree, there's

a sad old headstone.

What is this?

That's the ground.

Good one. What a surprise.

That's it.

Oh, my God.

Hey, hey, don't touch that.

Drew. Dude, I know the whole first night
initiation thing. I've been going to

camp since I was eight. No, this is not
that, okay? Trust me, please. Can we

just get out of here, please? Just put
that down and let's go, okay?

Drew, come on.

Hey, don't put that on.

Okay.

God. You put it on.

Tim this isn't funny anymore.

craziness. It just goes to show you that
history loves repeating itself.

You know, sleepaway camps and killer
masks.

It's like fries and gravy.

Peanut butter and bananas.

Mets fans and perpetual suffering.

Things that go together even though they
shouldn't. Alright.

Alright, let me see if I got this
straight.

Drew was your first kill. And then the
skinny dipper.

And what? Oh, uh...

Steve, the kayak king.

Did I forget anyone?

Right. So, without knowing about the
others, you've killed eight so far.

The money.

Oh.

Okay, so nine.

This is so bad.

None of them deserve this.

Well, I think it's only going to get
worse.

I think you're probably going to die.

Wow. I'm sorry, Sam. It's just, that's
how these things seem to go.

On a bright side, though, in a lot of
these cases, the killer comes back in a

couple of years, you know, lightning
strikes their grave, and then they're

from the dead.

That's not funny.

You know it could happen.

There's got to be something that we're
missing.

There's just got to be.

How did Imani die?

Okay, after we found Steve hanging from
that tree, that's when we all started

making traps.

We figured we had to catch the killer.

Catch me.

Catch me.

Holy shit, Jamie.

Did you just do that? Good job.

You guys dig a lot of holes?

It's not quite the arts and crafts
project I was hoping for, but we're

through this. You know, to be honest, I
like last summer way better.

Yeah, me too.

My girlfriend and I are going to
culinary school together.

What's the plan, anyway, if I get in?

What are you going to do?

Marry a rich guy.

All right.

So we checked the perimeter.

Everything's clear.

Yeah, there's no one in that patch, so
we should be safe for now, guys.

Guys, what was all that noise? We're
just testing the alert system.

Okay, good.

Sam, what do we do now?

Oh, uh, we've got a secure perimeter.

Okay, that doesn't answer our question.
What do we do now?

Well, I mean, I think now we, you know,
we just circle the wagons.

You know, circle the wagons.

Stay inside the safe zone. There's a
killer out there. If we circle the

we'll be sitting ducks. We need to go
after this guy.

Okay, yeah.

Let's kick it up a notch, man.

Hey, why don't we combine offense and
defense, huh?

I'll run outside the perimeter, right?
I'll run around. I'll be like bait.

Okay, and when the killer sees me, I'll
run back, trip the alarm.

He'll come in. You guys converge on him.

Force him into the pit.

What? Don't seem Jamie's fit.

What if you end up coming from the other
direction? There's no alarm there.

How many parts do you have?

I can go 100 feet that way and be a
lookout.

By yourself?

Jamie.

I'll go with her. Yeah, that makes more
sense. Let's just do this. Jamie. Come

on. I got you.

Yeah, you got this. Look out for that.

Do it.

Kill.

Kill. Kill.

I don't think this is a good idea. Why?
Because Sam didn't say so?

Yeah, kind of.

Well, guess what, Nancy?

You're not going to be good for
anything.

It's too dangerous out there to go out
in the dark.

I'll just desert everybody.

You're not deserting anyone.

You're saving yourself.

I don't have time for this.

I'm getting out of here.

Come over here.

Come on.

Come on, let's play a game.

A little bit closer.

Come on.

This way, baby, come on!

This is a really bad development, Sam.

You know, I really thought I had a
chance of getting back together with

What? Yeah, it's bad that Imani is dead,
but no, I'm talking about the other

girl, Jamie.

Jamie? Hold on, hold on.

What's bad about Jamie? Well, the fact
that she's still alive. I mean, it's

for her, but it's bad for you.

In what sense is that bad for me?

In the sense that... She's going to kill
you.

Jamie, are you crazy?

Your friend's got serious relationship
problems.

Hey, it's after midnight. How come you
haven't turned into a pumpkin?

Come on, I have to lock up.

Okay, what time do you... Yeah, yeah,
goodbye.

Jamie's the last person I have to worry
about.

Precisely. No, no, no, no, Chugs, you
don't understand.

Jamie's like the sweetest girl on the
planet. I mean, you should see her dig,

but she's really, really gentle. She
loves to paint. I mean, she wanted to

arts and crafts. Haven't you learned
anything from the thousands of hours

spent watching horror movies?

If you're the killer, Jamie's your final
girl.

Final. Lori in Halloween, Nancy from
Nightmare, Sally from Chainsaw, it

all the time.

It's always the purest soul.

It's always the last girl to survive.

Listen, Chuck, I take back whatever I
said about you over -explaining stuff.

Well, exposition is my middle name.

So, let's say I killed Jamie.

Oh, my God. I can't kill Jamie. What am
I talking about? This is crazy.

Was there anyone left that could kill
you? Anyone at all?

Uh, whoever lit that cabin on fire.

That could be Brad.

Yeah, you know, it probably was Brad,
and I don't know...

Well, as soon as you put that mask on,
he's toast.

Bloody toast.

That's insane. You're saying I'm about
to put on this mask.

I can kill some muscle -bound meathead
like Brad.

But a sweet girl like Jamie's going to
kill me?

Yep.

Wow.

There he is.

All right.

So let me get this straight.

Only one person walks out of here alive,
and that's the most pure person.

Always.

And that's never the killer? Nope.

And not just in the movies. Do you
remember Boondock Butcher? No, Chuck, I

remember the Boondock Butcher. A
kindergarten teacher put a stop to his

spree. She must have weighed like 98
pounds soaking wet.

Captain Howdy?

Remember? Yeah, a nun.

Crushed him with a steeple valve.

Meaty face?

Meaty face. Jesus, Chuck.

Tim. A paraplegic.

Rolled over him again and again with
spiked wheelchair tires.

Must have taken like two hours. All
right, all right. Enough. Thank you. I

it. I get it. Okay, Jamie's gonna kill
me. That's great. That's awesome. Sorry,

Sam. Of all the possible parallel
universes, gotta live and die in this

What are you gonna do?

Kill the bastard.

No, I don't want to kill Brad.

I wish this goddamn mask would kill me.

Wait a minute. I have an

idea, Chuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a pretty
good idea.

Bad idea, Chuck. It didn't work.

It didn't work.

Oh, God.

You bastard.

What the hell?

Oh, God damn.

you and we'll put you on.

This, right? Give me an advantage.

You put all of us here intentionally.

Well, I don't know, and I don't care.

Get out of here.

There's only one way.

Only Sam's dead body. Come on.

Hey, there's nothing here we can use.

Look.

You can do some damage with these. He'll
be dead before you get close enough.

I got a good swim at this. You'll be
dead if you miss.

Oh, this is way too heavy.

No other way out. I thought you were
dead.

Oh, and I thought you were a nice guy,
but now I want you to rot in hell.

Let's go.

No. No, no, no, no, no. It wasn't me.

It was the mask. The mask made me do it.

The mask? Yes, just Jamie. Jamie, I
swear, I swear I have fought with every

fiber of my being against you. You're
such a liar. No, I...

We had to lock our phones up. You kept
yours.

It's my cab. I'm responsible for
everyone. I had to have my phone in case

emergency. It's selfish and two -faced.
Letting people think you're dead is

pretty damn selfish. Really? Is that
right?

Yeah, yeah.

I was heartbroken enough when you dumped
me. It wasn't just a summer fling.

You don't think I wouldn't care?

than anyone except maybe my friend
Chuck. You know I'm telling the truth. I

could never do these things that I've
been doing.

This thing makes me do them.

It's the story that I told you. It has
some awful power. When you put it on,

evil takes hold of you.

The legend is true.

If you knew the legend was true, why'd
you put it on? That's the thing.

I didn't put it on.

What were you doing with Drew alone in
the forest?

Oh, Jesus!

It would have been nothing if you didn't
have your dumb let's -go -on -a

-treasure -hunt idea.

You know, Jamie, one could make the
argument that this whole mess is Imani's

fault. My fault? Yes!

I'm not the one with the crazy knife,
and I'm not the one who mistaked the

summer fling.

I need you guys to stay alive so I can
stay alive.

I'm not following your logic, Sam.

Look, I've been talking to my friend
Chuck, and she says the way these things

always go is that it's the final girl
who kills the killer. So as long as you

two are alive, you know, no final girl.

We all stay safe.

Your friend must be as crazy as you are.

and pick up right away.

Sam? Chuck!

Oh, God.

Oh, are you okay?

Uh, yes. Well, no, I'm locked up, but
I'm still kicking.

I called the sheriff by the camp.

Oh, yeah?

Left a voice, though. Oh, God, he should
just retire.

Hey, Chuck, this is Imani, Sam's friend.
Oh, hi.

So, Chuck, I need you to back me up here
and tell these ladies about this whole

final girl thing because I'm looking
pretty crazy right now. Ladies, Jamie,

she's there too?

Oh, yeah, yeah, Jamie, Jamie, Chuck,
Jamie, Jamie, Chuck. Yeah, yeah, Jamie's

here.

Jamie hit me with a shovel.

Okay, okay, yeah, well, first of all,
ladies.

I know this is all insane.

Bear with me for a minute, but, okay,
whatever you do, do not let Sam put the

mask on his face again, okay?

The mask is responsible for all this.

Not Sam.

And second, in situations like this, in
the paranormal or when there's a lunatic

on the loose or whatever, there's
usually a pure and innocent girl, you

the final one.

Alive that usually the final girl that
saves the day

And

Jamie from what

Sam says that that sounds like you No
offense Amani

Guys? What happened?

I don't know where you're going.

Imani, what the hell are you doing?
We're not going to be able to stop him.

Well, it's not going to help if he's
hurting on me. I'm not sure there's much

either of you can do to alter the course
of these events.

So it goes.

Well, no, Chess, we can make this happen
any kind of way.

And I know I'm more equipped to kill Sam
than Little Miss Perfect over here.

This isn't a logic problem, Imani.

No matter how strong or smart you think
you are, no matter how determined, you

just can't outplay...

You're the pure soul that survives at
the end of the day. I'm sorry. You just

aren't. Yeah?

Well, there's more to purity than meets
the eye, and I know she's not this

perfect image she shows everybody.

Do you party?

Why? Drugs?

Alcohol? Caffeine, even? No.

Just face it, Imani.

You're not a virgin, are you? That's
personal. Yeah, so is life and death,

And it's down to me and you. So are you
a virgin? Yes!

Are you happy now?

Nope.

Because I'm in Texas, right?

And out of me and you...

I have to first.

Okay. What do I do now?

You... You've got to kill Sam.

He's right there.

Sam? Sam?

No? He's got the mask on.

Then you should be running.

No.

I have to end this.

Now.

Are you going to do that?

I have a shovel.

No, no, you can't possibly take out evil
this powerful with a shovel.

I'm sorry.

You're just not.

What am I supposed to do?

You have to meet him on the right field
of battle. What does that mean?

Place of power.

What? Oh, okay.

You know what might work? The
woodcarver's grave.

Where Sam found the mask.

Just go there.

I don't know where that is.

Okay, uh... After...

killed Ted and Allison in a swimming
pool, so the grave must be around there

somewhere.

kill jamie okay and she doesn't have to
kill me i know okay

i know you think it's inevitable

we're not gonna take this mask back to
the woodcarver's grave

i'm gonna end this sam you know what i i
have some more old books in the back

like more arcane stuff maybe i can i can
find a spell or something

I'm not sure how much longer I can hold
this power up.

Get away from me.

It's me.

No mask.

I don't trust you.

You're sick.

But you have to believe me. How can I?
See,

I've got the mask.

But to stop it... See, I think I

know how to stop it.

The woodcarver's grave is that way.

I'm going.

You don't have to come with me.

I'm not letting you out of my sight.

Okay. All right, this... This is where
we found the mask.

And I think... I think this is where we
need to bury it.

It's okay.

Nothing's gonna happen.

We can end this right now.

We can both walk out of here together.

We just need to put this in the ground.

I was gonna do it myself.

But I just don't think I should be near
this thing any longer than I have to be.

I don't even think we should be seeing
each other anymore.

Okay?

Now let's put that shovel to good use.

All right, all right.

Thank you, Jamie.

Thank you.

That's right, that's right. Just dig.

It doesn't have to be too deep, you
know. It's not... Sorry.

You know what you're doing.

You have a gift, Jamie.

I'm lucky to have you.

I'm lucky to have you here doing this.

Maybe don't touch it either, right?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Just, um...
Maybe just dump it out. Just shake it

okay?

I don't even think I should see it.

Oh, grab my keys.

Is it out?

I don't think I have much time.

All right, and just let me know when
you're done because I don't want to risk

seeing it, all right? You just let me
know.

You all right?

How you doing?

Just an appropriate size hole.

Put it in the hole and bury it.

All right?

It won't be done.

It won't be done.

You just let me know when you're done.

Just tap me on the shoulder.

Just whistle or something so I don't
risk looking at it, okay?

Jamie?

Are you done?

It's over.

I finished it.

Oh.

Okay.

May you rest in peace.

Bye, Chuck.

Sam, Sheriff James here.

Just got in the office and I heard your
voicemail. And your friends, too.

Look, I know you kids love messing
around, but I don't think that land's

something to joke about.

Things have been good out there since
your family took over, and I can't

you doing anything to screw that up,
right?

My granddaughter will be at camp this
year, so keep an eye on her.

I'll be sure to come by and make sure
everyone's staying out of trouble.

Bye, Sam.

Rings of Saturn, this is Chuck.

Chuck!

All it took was just one look and you
were into me.

I wish that I could cut you free.

You're letting in too deep.

You feel the curiosity of what we could
be.

Baby, if it's gone, don't hesitate.

I promise you I'll be your best friend.

Not only for a reason, call it fate.

to get

We're just getting started.