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[slow music playing]

[Nina] Coffee, help me here.

Give me a way out.

I may be in love with a man

and he likes me.

[Nina moans]

[slow music playing]

[Nina] But there's a wife,

a missing wife.

And I just don't know what it means.

Do I fall into it

or should I do the exact opposite?

[music stops abruptly]

Bugger.

[man] How are you going with that coffee?

Huh?

Um, uh, I'll have a...

slice of double chocolate mud cake, please.

[man] Sure.

With whipped cream.

Okay.

And sprinkles.

That was your fault.

[woman] ♪ Oh, why, oh, why ♪

♪ Oh, why won't you sing ♪

♪ Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips, oh, oh ♪

♪ Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips, oh, oh ♪

♪ Bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh, why, oh, why ♪

♪ Oh, why won't you sing? ♪

[Nina] I need to figure this out.

If I can just keep my feelings

out of it.

-Good morning. -Hi.

Okay, feeling's still there,

still very much there.

Nina, what are you doing?

I'm walking.

Because just then it seemed like you didn't want to stop.

Oh, really? I didn't seem like that.

[Chris] Maybe just a little bit, like,

maybe you're avoiding me.

[Nina] Maybe I'm just going somewhere.

[Chris] Right.

Where?

-Along here. -Yeah.

So now, you're avoiding eye contact.

No, I'm not. I don't avoid eye contact.

Ow.

Sorry.

You seem to have bumped yourself.

Yes, I did.

Uh, look, I was just wondering actually, um--

-Why are you following me now? -No, no, no, I'm just walking,

happened to be going the same direction,

-because, uh... -[Nina] Excuse me.

That, um, door's locked.

-[Nina] Hi, Kim. -[Kim] Hi. Where are you going?

-[Nina] Walking. -[Chris] Walking.

[Nina] Do I wanna kiss him

or do I wanna run away?

This is a really nice corridor, isn't it?

Huh? Yeah, it's great.

[Chris] It's a really good blue.

[Nina laughs]

Blue.

Oh, Nina, Nina, Nina.

Nina?

Hmm?

-Where are we going? -[Nina] I know,

this is the corridor that leads to...

the lift.

So we're back where we started?

-Why are you avoiding me? -[Nina] Because I can't trust

myself with you.

I'm not.

I'm not.

[acoustic music playing]

[elevator dings]

-Hi. -[Kim] Hello.

I'm good. How are you doing?

[Renee] I'm good, good.

[Nina] Devoted to each other.

Is it too much to expect something

like that for me?

-[Nina] Hi, Renee. -Hello there, Nina.

[Nina] How are you?

I am not pregnant.

But other than that, no, I'm good.

We've got, uh, appointment

with a fertility doc.

-Doctor, um... -Uh...

-[Renee] Gilbert. -[Kim] Yeah.

Oh, right, yeah.

[Renee] I thought I had enough girly hormones

to cook me a dozen babies,

but where are they?

I have had seven cycles of sperm

donated by handpicked lovely men.

Not a baby so far.

Well, Linda Gilbert's fantastic.

I'm sure she'll sort it out.

I hope so because we are so ready for a kid.

It's...

well, pathetic.

It's--oh, well.

I hope the doc's got the salad servers warmed up.

Oh.

It's only days.

You two got a great chance

-of getting pregnant. -Yeah, I know.

It's just Renee's the one going through

all of the...

Do you wanna go with her now?

She'll be such a great mother.

[guitar music playing]

I'm on the way to the shop this morning.

Where are my keys?

I've got the afternoon off today.

[Billie] Can you hold these?

I've got the afternoon off today.

-[Billie] Yeah? -Yeah.

And so I was thinking...

-Where are they? -There's this new place

that's opened up and, um--

Oh, a house place?

No, no, a sushi place.

Oh, and it's for sale?

No, no, it's just opened.

-Here they are. -Yeah.

-So I was just thinking, um-- -I lost my red--

I lost my red scarf.

Yeah, maybe we could have a bite to eat or something...

What?

...at the new sushi place?

Don't you have to work?

Is my voice on mute or something?

What--oh, there's a new sushi place?

Yeah, I'm just--I was--

I'm just saying let's have lunch today.

[Billie] Okay.

Okay. Well, what--

so I'll meet you here at 12:30 or...

[phone ringing]

Yeah, cool.

Hello?

No, that's 10:30.

Yeah.

[door closes]

[jolly music playing]

Listen to this.

[fast music playing on headphones]

What is it?

Pumpkinhead.

-[Mick] Pumpkinhead? -Yeah, toured South America

-with them. -So sad.

What's with the...

[makes noise]

...sequencing?

Mexican hardcore.

Pessimistic doof, doof.

So what have you been doing?

-Um... -[Ivy] Still writing the same

verse to chorus, verse to chorus,

bridge to chorus?

[Mick] You haven't heard enough to be able to say that.

Beat fade?

You're trying to break into the charts?

No, I'm just writing songs.

[Billie] Hey, I'm gonna go tick,

is my scarf here?

[Ivy] Hi.

My scarf, did I leave it here?

Hi, Billie.

I'm late. I need it.

[Ivy] Are you talking to us?

Uh, Mick, could you get my scarf, please?

[Mick] The red one?

Are you ignoring me?

Yeah, the red one.

[Ivy] She's ignoring me.

I'm just here for the scarf.

You know what? This is really rude.

You just come in here and you act like

I'm not even here.

Yeah, like I said, I'm just--

I'm here for the scarf.

You just come to get a scarf.

Yeah.

-Here it is. -[Ivy] okay.

Thanks.

She's really hostile.

[Mick] Well, she speaks very highly of you.

She's threatened by me, I can understand that.

What's with all the bullshit

-about needing a scarf? -Hey, you know what?

-Can we not do this? -[Ivy] And the attitude,

"If I'm good one day,

they'll let me into the middle class."

Okay.

No, don't.

-Don't do that. -Don't do what?

Don't be like that about her...

or anyone.

[guitar playing]

[romantic music playing]

[Nina] No, no, those feelings don't help,

they don't help anything.

[romantic music playing]

[Nina] That ring spoils the whole fantasy.

Come on, Nina.

[phone ringing]

-Hi, dad. -Hi, sweetheart.

Any word from Jimmy?

[Nina] Jimmy?

Dad, I'm at work.

There is no answer on his mobile.

-Well, he's not with me. -[Darcy] Ah.

All right. Well, I'll try Mick then.

-[Nina] Okay. Bye-bye. -Okay.

See you.

[Cherie] No luck?

No.

I just--

I can't take Ray today.

I got a house inspection this morning.

Any chance you can hold off until this afternoon?

No, I've got this thing to do.

Sorry to be so secretive.

No, no, no,

it's a matter of privacy, not secrecy.

-I respect that. -[Cherie] Thanks.

I'm sure Jimmy would be happy to babysit for us.

Okay.

You're free to go.

And you, Ms. Gray,

you'll receive the summons on the other events.

[Jimmy] I'm not in custody.

What a treat.

[phone ringing]

-Hi, mom. -Are you busy?

[Nina] I'm hiding in a cupboard.

-Have you seen Jimmy? -Aren't you gonna ask me

why I'm hiding in a cupboard?

Um, I just assumed it was the usual reason.

Well, I'm trying to get some thinking done.

I used to lock myself in the laundry.

It was the one place none of you would disturb me.

What do you want?

Do you know where Jimmy is?

Hmm, it's Jimmy.

He's probably off somewhere

having a little wild time with Odile.

[birds chirping]

It wasn't that bad.

It was an experience.

What?

Fake identities?

You've got warrants out on you.

Is there a boundary with you?

Boundary.

[Jimmy] When you go low, time to stop the bullshit,

figure out what's really what.

Get over yourself.

Personally, I think some occasions

call for a bit of bullshit.

I've got something to tell to you.

Yeah?

I've been contacted by NASA.

-Oh, wow. -Yeah, one of the astronauts

on the International Space Station

has been infected with a virus.

-Space virus? -Yes.

[Odile] In the bum?

Yes, it's a very serious

bum space... virus.

It is.

Oh, no.

And so, of course, I have to go.

[Odile] Well, you can't let them down.

Exactly.

I can't let them down.

[slow music playing]

Uh, yeah.

I understand that, um...

that works out for the best, anyway.

-Really? -Yeah.

I have to get back to Nigeria.

My husband and 18 children.

It's his coronation next week

so obviously...

Right.

Actually, um,

I need to give him a call,

so you should probably go.

Oh.

[slow music playing]

Yeah, just go.

[slow music playing]

[Odile] Jimmy.

Have fun in space.

Have fun in Nigeria.

Yeah.

[slow music playing]

[Nina] Hi. Is, uh, Chris Havel up this way?

No.

-You sure? -Pretty sure.

He's just there.

[Nina] Shit.

So irresistible.

What are you doing?

-Nothing. -[Nina] what are you doing up

on the table?

Performing a self-ultrasound.

Why?

Because I'm pregnant.

How does it look in there?

Great.

Perfect.

And yes, you are 13 weeks,

I'd say.

This wasn't supposed to happen.

-[Nina] What? -We decided Renee

would be the one that grows us a baby.

You haven't told her?

[Kim] Well, 30% chance

I'd have a first trimester miscarriage, right?

Didn't wanna upset her if the baby

might fall out anyway.

This baby is hanging on

with grappling hooks by now.

[Kim] I just-- I just didn't think it would...

Who's the father?

Um...

Is it--is it my father?

What? No, yuck.

It was a donation.

I've had the sperm there, I didn't realize

how much I secretly wanted a baby.

Ah.

Kim, it's 13 weeks.

You--there's no getting around it.

You have to tell her.

Soon.

[doorbell dinging]

Jimmy?

[Geraldine] No, Geraldine.

-I think we've met. -Yes.

In fact, didn't we once get married?

I could've sworn it was you, but maybe it was Mick Jagger.

[Darcy] No, it was me,

and among other children, we had a son called Jimmy.

-Is he here? -[Geraldine] No.

He's off somewhere, presumably with the girlfriend.

Oh, right.

Not answering his phone.

Um, I was hoping he'd mind Ray for me.

A bit of a child care crisis.

Not your problem.

No.

No, it's not.

[Darcy] Well, I'll sort something out.

A couple of hours.

He's chuck full of boozy juice,

probably sleep the whole time.

[sighs]

[Geraldine] I can't believe I'm doing this.

Thanks, Darcy.

[Nina] Kim, Kim,

this is your life partner.

-Life partner? -She's subjecting herself

to blood tests.

She's just booked a laparoscopy.

-Yeah, I know. -Which is an invasive procedure.

I know.

So...

I don't know how to tell her.

Just tell her.

I mean, you can't--

you can't avoid this.

Oh, this is coming from the woman

who hides in the cupboard to avoid a certain doctor.

Uh, no, I didn't. I'm not avoiding him.

-I'm just trying to-- -[Kim] Great.

Then you won't mind telling Renee

that I'm pregnant.

What? No.

Go on.

Look what they did to me.

Ooh, what's that face?

-I haven't got a face. -Uh, that is your

"I'm feeling bad about something" face.

Oh.

At home tonight, we can just talk about it.

You could just spill your guts right now.

-What's going on? -I don't wanna talk

about it right now.

Look at me.

Come.

[upbeat music playing]

[Nina] Good on you, Kim,

the truth will set you free.

"Renee, I'm 13 weeks pregnant.

It's going well."

Some initial confusion.

The attempt to explain.

Grief,

deployment of tissues.

[Renee crying]

[Nina] Sense of betrayal.

Guilt,

more tissues.

[upbeat music playing]

How come you're pretending not to spy?

[both crying]

Do we know the subject of dispute?

We so rarely get the chance to witness private,

personal exchanges like this.

Fascinating.

[Nina] Clegg is from the planet Zog,

visiting earth on a study program

to learn and mimic human ways.

Stop staring.

[Martin] You're staring, too.

-[Kim] Ow. -She just stabbed her

with a pen.

Spectacular.

[Kim] I cannot believe you just did that.

There she is.

Oh.

-[Kim] Renee. -All right.

-Hi. -Hello.

-[Renee] You know what? -[Nina] No, no,

I'm not doing this.

[Renee] I just can't even look at you right now.

I just have to-- I have to be on my own

-and try and-- -No, please,

just let me explain.

Do you know what the worst thing is?

Oh, far out.

The way you kept it a secret from me

makes me feel like--

makes me feel--

oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

[baby giggles]

Hello, Ray.

I'm Geraldine.

I'm--well, I'm the estranged wife

of your father.

I'm also the mother

of your sisters and brother.

Oh.

Let's find some interesting things for you

to look at with those baby eyes,

hmm?

No one else in this family is gonna help you develop

a good visual sense.

-Quick. -What?

Uh, take these to the nurses' station.

-What are you doing? -Please.

[Chris] Uh, Kim, have you seen Nina?

She's hiding in there.

Okay.

-Nina. -[Nina] Uh-hmm.

-I was just... -[Chris] What's going on?

Nothing.

[Chris] Why are you hiding?

I don't know.

Have I done something wrong?

No, nothing.

I'm just--I'm trying to...

I told you how I feel and...

I'm sort of out on a limb here.

-Yes. -So--

Well, what do you want me to do?

Do you want--do you want me to just pretend

that everything's okay because you want it to be?

No, that's not what I'm asking.

[Nina] Because you just dumped this on me

as if it's a big green light,

"Yes, let's go."

I wanna know how you feel.

Well, I don't know.

I don't know.

I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,

I'm shocked.

And I--and I can't think with you in the room.

I...

Do you not like me?

Yes,

but liking you is not the point.

The point is, I know your situation

and I don't know what it means.

And I can't un-know it.

It's not what I imagined.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

[door closes]

[Nina sighs]

[guitar music playing]

[Boyd] Beer. Thanks, Jimmy.

Is Billie here?

I'm supposed to meet her for lunch.

[Jimmy] Uh, no, I don't know where she is.

Sorry, mate.

Nice scarf.

Oh, I bought that for your sister.

She said she lost hers.

So is your exotically lovely girlfriend here?

[Jimmy] Uh, no, no, we broke up this morning.

Oh, no.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Who dumped who?

We mutually bullshitted our way out of it.

Right.

I've been the dumpee

in every relationship I've ever had.

Your sister is about to dump me.

Yeah, it's no wonder, really.

-Go easy on yourself, mate. -No.

Billie's just using me as human spakfilla,

but I like her.

She's exciting,

and she's feisty,

and she's sexy, and she's--

[Jimmy] My sister.

Yeah.

Fair enough.

I bet you're always the one who does the dumping.

Yeah, I usually just slip out sideways

with some bit of fabrication

so no one has to feel bad.

Sounds very civilized.

I don't know.

I'm always skating over the surface of things.

I've never even tried a proper,

deep relationship with anyone.

Yeah, it'd be nice just once

to be the dumper.

[guitar music playing]

I think you should come in on the chorus there.

-Okay. -Keep it tight, okay?

You keep it tight.

♪ I have wondered ♪

♪ Once again ♪

♪ It's more than I have ever known ♪

♪ I'm driving down another road... ♪

So he just thinks that it's all go,

green light, you know,

-wow, fantastic. -[Billie] Uh-hmm. Uh-hmm.

[Nina] He doesn't understand that it's a big deal for me.

Well, everything is a big deal for you.

What? No, it's not.

Are you even...

There she is.

-[Nina] Who? -Coming out now.

Cherie.

-[Nina] Oh. -[Billie] No, no, no, no,

-don't look, she'll see us. -[Nina] Why?

I saw her going into that hotel alone.

Are you stalking Cherie?

Not really,

I was just-- I was coming out from Mick's,

and hello, there's Cherie, all primped up,

sneaking into a hotel.

[Nina] Look at her,

perfectly normal, not sneaking.

And what--she's in a hotel

for an hour and ten minutes,

middle of the day, shenanigans.

Oh, so this wasn't lunch,

you've invited me to a stakeout.

Come on, let's see where she's going next.

I'm not spying on my friend.

-Nins, come on. -No, I've got to make out

what I'm gonna do about Chris Havel.

[upbeat music playing]

[Mick] Is that?

-What are you doing? -What are you doing?

Grabbing some lunch.

Well, that's imaginative.

[Mick] Yeah, call me old-fashioned.

What are you doing in the bin?

Do you mind? I'm at work. That's what's I'm doing.

What? The bins--

the bins are up for--

No, I was looking for a thing.

What's that in your hand?

Nothing.

Piss off.

-Piss off? -Yeah.

Shall we?

[Mick] Yeah.

[upbeat music playing]

Bye.

[upbeat music playing]

[door closes]

[sighs]

Hello, my baby boy.

Hello, my angel.

Sorry you got dumped with looking after--

Oh, I got dumped with far worse stuff

when I lived with Darcy.

Right, fair enough.

[Geraldine] The baby was no trouble.

He slept mostly.

[Cherie] That's good.

I know this situation is, uh...

[Geraldine] Is what?

Strange and not something you signed up for.

No,

but your baby is the brother of my children.

Yeah, right.

Well, we'd better let you get back to work.

[slow music playing]

Bye.

-I'll get the door for you. -[Cherie] No, no, no,

it's all right, thanks.

Uh, thanks, Geraldine.

[slow music playing]

Did you page?

Zara.

Oh, thank God.

-[Nina] What's going on? -Kim's locked herself

in the store room and she won't talk to anyone,

except you.

All right.

Kim, it's Nina.

[door unlocks]

She won't take my calls.

You asked who the father is,

it's Dr. Clegg.

[beeping]

[Kim] I didn't do sex with him.

He made a donation.

[upbeat music playing]

-Does he know? -No.

Are you gonna tell him?

Do you reckon I have to?

I don't know.

He'll probably guess.

Yeah, which adds to the mess I've made

out of this whole thing.

I know I had to tell Renee the truth,

but...

She'll calm down.

She's in shock.

I don't know.

It wasn't like I confessed and was relieved

of a terrible burden,

blah, blah.

Telling didn't solve anything.

It made things worse.

It just stirred up all the sludge

and the slimy bits from the bottom.

Oh, no more talk about slime.

You're having a baby, Kim.

That's fantastic.

You've got to try and calm down.

You'll get your heads around it.

Yeah, I hope that's right.

This is such a mess.

Look, um,

interesting ones on the list

this afternoon.

Wait until you see this first patient's cubes.

Oh.

Kim Akerholt's pregnancy

is going well, is it?

Uh, yes.

Does he know he's the father?

[Martin] Because I have, uh,

reason to believe that I am the sire

of the aforementioned child.

Oh?

I don't want that as common knowledge

around the hospital, but I don't mind you

being in the loop.

Right, thanks.

I must admit that my initial reaction

is one of quiet,

sovereign pride.

Martin one-shot Clegg.

[upbeat music playing]

Hello?

[upbeat music playing]

[man] ♪ As she bounces Through the blue sky ♪

♪ Everybody's building up ♪

♪ A big blue balloon ♪

♪ They made the string from fairy wings ♪

♪ And golden dreams... ♪

-[Cherie] Hi. -Hi.

[Cherie] I didn't know you were gonna be here.

I was just, um,

picking these up.

I need them and, um,

dad would've...

seen this.

Whatever.

So, um,

where's Ray?

Is he still at mom's?

No, I picked him up from there.

Darcy's got him now.

So you picked him up from mom's?

How did that go?

Okay.

It was very kind of her.

[Billie] Oh.

Yeah.

[Cherie] What? There's nothing else to say.

We didn't have a scrag fight or anything.

What?

I--

dad mentioned that, uh,

you had bit of a last minute appointment

-this morning. -Yeah, kind of.

Is this a medical appointment or--

Just something I had to take care of.

Oh, right.

-Photo album... -Yeah.

What's with the hairy eyeball thing?

Well, it's just when people,

you know, sound a bit evasive,

-always makes me think that-- -Yeah, well,

when someone sounds like a nosy parker,

it makes me think they need to get a life.

I have to go, so...

[Billie] Oh, um,

I better get going then.

Probably better.

[Billie] Bye.

[mellow music playing]

[man] ♪ Blue, blue balloon ♪

[Billie] Cherie?

[Cherie] Oh, hi, Billie.

Look, I'm sorry about being a nosy parker.

-Don't worry. -[Billie] You know,

I'm gonna go to the pub.

Do you wanna come meet me for a drink?

Uh, I've got stuff to do.

Really?

[Cherie] I got to go. Bye.

[man] ♪ Blue balloon ♪

[mellow music playing]

[Nina] It's great that you came back in, Renee.

I know you got quite a shock this morning.

Just--can we get on with it?

Yeah, okay.

Here, you can see the uterus.

You can come closer.

And...

uh, listen.

[machine pulsating]

[Renee] Oh, Kimmy.

Look at our baby.

-[guitar music playing] -[giggles]

[Renee] Your little baby.

-I'm so sorry. -Oh, no. I'm sorry.

-No, no. -I just...

[Nina] You love each other so much.

Even though it's a messy situation,

-you're handling it. -Finally.

It's our baby.

[guitar music playing]

Don't go in there.

It's just for them.

Yeah.

[guitar music playing]

Hey.

Guess who I saw having a secret rendezvous?

Cherie.

-Billie... -I did.

I don't want to gossip about Cherie.

[Billie] Jimmy, there is monkey business.

Has she got false names? And why, is that all?

What? Do you know something?

I don't know anything.

[Billie] What's up with you?

Um, I broke up with Odile.

[Billie] Oh.

You're upset?

Uh,

well, it's a little bad.

-Um... -What words did you tell

to get rid of this girl?

Yeah, well, I might give whoppers

a rest for a while.

[indistinct chatter]

I accidentally stood him up today.

Why? Why is he so easy to forget?

Far out, you can be mean sometimes.

I have to break up with him.

[Jimmy] Why? He's a decent guy.

-He knows... -Yeah.

But he's not the man for me.

He's...

shocking in bed.

Ouch.

All right, well, I'm gonna make up some story,

let him down nicely.

I can say you want to get back with Mick.

Yeah, that's a big fat lie.

[Jimmy] Yes.

Well, I thought you were giving lies

a rest for a while?

Well, one quick fib,

I can make an exception on compassionate grounds.

Lie on the side of angels?

[indistinct chatter]

[Chris] Hi.

You thinking hard?

Yes.

You?

Yeah.

-I'm really sorry. -I just really wanna say--

sorry.

-You go. -No, you go.

Well, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for,

you know...

Me too.

No, because you're right.

All that had been stuck in the mud.

Wheels running in reverse,

full of what-ifs,

and you were very honest with me

and I think I let you down.

-Oh. -Okay. So it's complex.

Reality sometimes is.

The last thing you needed was me

throwing a free punana.

Sorry?

Throw, you know, I...

What did you just say?

Well, don't-- you're laughing at me again.

I've never heard anyone would say

free punana.

I'm sorry, it's just--

you're very funny.

[Nina] Funny?

Yeah.

Do you think I'm really--

ridiculous?

I think you're remarkable.

[romantic music playing]

I don't want--

I don't want misunderstandings

and I don't want things left unsaid.

Well, there are obstacles.

Sure.

[Nina] What are we gonna do about them?

[Chris] I don't know.

I don't wanna stop living.

[romantic music playing]

-What were you gonna say... -What?

...to me, before I-- before I cut you off.

[romantic music playing]

Is that what you were gonna say?

Yeah.

Can you say it again?

[upbeat music playing]

[Boyd] Well, I know this is--

this must be very shocking news for you.

I really do, but I just feel

that it really is better if we break up now

before you get hurt, you know.

I don't want you to get hurt.

Yeah.

Sure, if that's what you wanted.

[indistinct chatter]

That's the first time in my life

I've been the dumper.

Feels good.

Well, just not feeling that comes from

the best part of me but what--

Hey,

good luck with going deeper with your relationships, mate.

[slow rock music playing]

Hi.

I think Cherie is up to something.

Have you been crying?

Boyd just dumped me.

I'm sorry.

I thought you were gonna dump him?

Just look at him.

It's like they share some

special secret language together

that only they can understand.

I keep on thinking that, um,

that I've made it, you know,

that I'm over Mick.

Sometimes it's like,

that man is written all over my body.

What?

He kissed me.

Shouldn't you be somewhere sexing the bejesus

out of each other?

Oh, we were at work.

[Billie] What happens now?

-I don't know. -Well, he should've asked

you out on a date.

Oh...

[phone ringing]

It's him.

Hello?

Nina.

[Nina] Hi. I'm here.

Hi, I was, um,

I was calling because there was a...

-Yes? -[Billie] What's he saying?

-Shut up. -[Billie] Sorry.

What?

It's just been such a long time

since I did this.

I was, uh, wondering

if you'd do me the honor

of joining me on a date?

I would--I would do you the honor.

A date? He's honoring you with a proper date?

[Chris] Monday night?

When neither of us is on call

for some--

How's the weekend?

Uh, I'm on nights.

Early next week, I'm free.

[Chris] No, I'm gonna be on nights, but, uh,

Tuesday night would be...

Why is it taking so long?

-Shh. -[Chris] Tuesday night?

[Nina] Tuesday is good.

Oh no, no, because I got a--

got an early start,

on Wednesday, um...

Let me just see,

uh, just, you know, uh--

-Sure. -So what's the problem?

What's wrong with Tuesday?

I--shh.

He's got an early morning Wednesday.

That means he wants a proper sleepover,

that means sex is on.

Shush.

What about, um,

Thursday night?

Thursday is good.

No, no. Thursday is not good.

I've--I'm on call.

-How about we-- -No, you need

the whole night free.

Shut up.

-Not you, sorry. -It's okay.

[Nina] Did we rule out Thursday?

Sorry.

It's, um,

it's just a lot of noise in there.

Did we rule out Thursday?

Um, I'm on nights, um,

next month?

Next year?

Uh, this is crazy, you know what, um,

Friday night.

You know, we'll swap shifts,

we'll quit our jobs, whatever.

Friday?

Okay.

Okay, great.

That's great.

I'm gonna abruptly hang up the phone now,

-if you don't mind? -[Chris] Okay.

Bye.

[rock music playing]