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- Babe, can you keep up?

- You have way longer legs than I do, so keep that in mind.

Like, two steps to your one,

so cut me some slack. - Yeah, sorry.

- I don't know what you want me to do.

- Nothin'. I'm good.

I just need to slow down a bit, that's all.

All good in the hood.

- Honey.

Oh look, some water.

Let's go over there.

Dang, babe, that was a pretty good throw.

I'm totally impressed.

- Thanks.

I was on the T-ball team when I was five,

so you know. - Ah.

Do you wanna just sit here for a bit?

- Yeah, sure.

- Oh, that's nice.

Oh wow, yeah.

Just like that.

Oh my God.

That feels so good.

Jared, what are you doing?

- Just go with it.

- No way.

We are not doing it out here in the woods.

- Come on, Tina.

It'll be fun.

- What if someone sees us?

- Tina, look around.

There's nobody around.

We're in the middle of nowhere.

- What was that?

- I didn't hear anything.

- Jared, stop.

I heard something.

- Babe, there's nothing out here.

We're fine.

- Oh my God, Jared!

Oh my God, no!

Please!

- Hey man, how's it goin'?

- Hey. - Can I get a bottle, please?

- Absolutely. - Thank you.

- Here you go. - Appreciate that.

- You got it.

- Hey man, what's goin' on?

- Hey, yo, my guy.

Good to see to see you, bro.

- Man, good to see you.

Man, so what's up?

How's it been?

- You know, same old, same old.

Work, bills.

- I feel that, man, I feel that.

- Oh my God. - How's the missus?

- Oh man, she's great, bro.

- Good, good. - She's really great, bro.

Definitely I keep my cover from that one, you feel me?

- Oh, without a doubt, keep that good.

- How's Kelly, though?

- You know, man, she's a wild one.

Gotta keep that one in check, you know?

- But she's a good one, too?

- Yeah, she's doin' good.

She's out there partyin' and whatnot.

She's got a little crazy streak goin' on.

Sometimes it's nice to stay at home and chill,

you know what I'm sayin'? - I feel you.

You gotta tame that tiger huh, though?

- That's the understatement of decade my guy.

She's a good girl, though.

She's a good girl, though.

She's good.

I ain't gonna take that away from her, but you know.

- So when you gonna make her an honest woman?

- Oo, six months in?

Hell nah, man.

We ain't near that yet, mm mm.

- Yeah, yeah, I get it.

- And the Double Stuffed Oreo is complete.

- Holy shit. - Oh.

- What's up, man?

How you doin'?

- I need a haircut badly, but I'm all right.

- You don't need a haircut, no worries.

- How's Abby?

- She's good.

Yeah, yeah, she's doin' all right.

We're kinda going through a bit of a rough patch,

but we'll be fine.

- Oo. - It'll be fine.

- You all right, man?

- It'll be fine. - Uh huh.

- I mean, it's tension, but we're working through it.

How are you guys, though?

- Oh, I mean, we just sitting here talkin'

about Jack marrying Kelly.

- Whoa, whoa, hell no, back that shit up.

We were talking about Jack not marrying Kelly anytime soon.

- Oh God. - Mm mm.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Why not?

- Thank you. - Come on, don't get me wrong.

She's a good girl.

She's a great girl.

I'd wife her up in a heartbeat,

but she's a little bit of a crazy streak right now

and she gotta chill the fuck out

before we can get that serious, you know?

- Bro, listen to me, take my hand.

Come on, come here. - All right.

You gotta moisturize some shit.

- You have a great one. - I know.

- Are you hearing me? - Mm hm.

- All right?

And you out kicked your coverage on this one.

- We were just sayin' that same shit.

- Uh huh.

- Yeah, and it's funny same shit too, right?

- Oh yeah, God forbid. - Golly, bro.

- Listen, y'all want some drinks or somethin'?

- Yeah, man, I'm good with a beer.

Whatever you pick. - Same.

- I got ya, stand by. - All right, bro.

- I'm good. - Man, two more, please.

- Yes, Sir.

- Ah, thanks, man. - You got it.

Fellas.

- Hey.

I got gifts. - Oh, thanks, man.

- One for you, one for you.

- Hey, thank you. - Yep.

- Filled to the brim, huh?

- Right, yeah, all the way

to the brim. - Almost.

- Don't say that out loud.

- Yeah.

All right, I don't wanna see no party fowls.

- Cole already did that, so yeah, that's a problem.

- Oh, boy.

- You do that to me.

- Oh yeah, sure. - Mm hm.

Wait, hold on, hold on, hold up.

Mm mm.

Toast, all right?

To out kicking your coverage, huh?

- Hey, okay, there you go.

- There you go.

Mm.

- That's good. - Is it.

- My beer, love it.

- All right, you can keep it. - Golly.

- Who's goin' first?

- So, yeah.

You and me gonna go first 'cause he party fowled,

so Cole gets the winner.

- All right, cool.

- All right. - You break that shit.

- I got you.

- You sad? - Okay, mm hm.

- Mm.

- Go ahead, let's do this.

- Go, Chris.

- Cole, please be normal today.

- Cheerleader. - Oh God, Lee.

- Perfect. - Smooth, awesome.

- So how's work been goin', Cole?

- Well, I got the promotion, man,

which means my work load is double

but the pay is fucking awesome.

- Hey, that's great, man.

Congrats on that.

- Yeah, it's great for the bank account,

but it's the reason why there's a bit of a strain

in the relationship.

Long hours kinda suck.

- Well, man, Abby's gotta know if you wanna move

up in this world you gotta make a couple sacrifices, right?

- Yeah, she gets it.

Doesn't mean she likes it.

- Yeah, I get that.

- Yeah, but she just wants to travel,

and I do too, it's just that we can't afford it

and we don't have the time to go out traveling for awhile.

- Oh hey, you're still coming

to the camping trip next week, right?

- Yeah, yeah, no, we're definitely...

I'm talking about like long week trips.

We just can't do that right now,

but it's frustrating us both.

- Well, it'll get better man, it's all right.

- Yeah no, I know, man,

and like, we're really excited to go to the camping trip.

Like, I think it's gonna be good for us both

to get away and spend some quality time together.

- Well, hang in there, buddy.

- Yeah, yeah, no, I am, man.

And everything will be fine, you know what I mean?

Everyone goes through rough patches.

All marriages and relationships have 'em.

- Be that as it may, we're rootin' for you, all right?

- Actually guys ,

I think I have something I wanna say.

- What?

- Oh my God guys, you guys have got

to keep this in the vault, though.

- Okay, what?

- No, no, no, guys, I'm dead serious.

Like, when you know you have to be as surprised as fuck

when you hear it, all right?

- Okay, we get that.

Yeah, come on, spill it out.

What is it?

- Cole, what the fuck, dude?

Like...

- Okay- - Say it.

- Yeah, are you ready? - Yeah, say it, mm hm.

- Abby's preggers.

- Oh, shit.

- That was it?

- Okay, that's fuckin' awesome, dude.

That's a good thing, right?

- Well yeah, I mean, we were kinda trying for it.

- Kinda?

- Well, we stopped using birth control,

and we thought if it happened then it happens

and it happened.

- Well, shit, man.

Congrats, yeah, right?

Gotta say that might put a lot

of strain on the relationship, but...

- Ya think?

- I mean, yeah, man.

Have you seen people with kids?

I mean, ya feed 'em, change 'em, all that shit,

and then what if it doesn't sleep?

Then you're working this job, extra hours,

and that's no free time for like three years, man.

- Um, yeah, that does sound exhausting,

and yeah, I guess I didn't think about that.

- Look, look, look, okay, it's gon' be rough,

but it's gonna be worth it, okay?

I'm sure of it.

- Well, I just figured it would bring

us closer together, you know?

- Cole, don't get in your head, okay?

This is a good thing, all right?

- Yeah, yeah, it is.

You're right.

But if you guys say anything about the baby,

I'm gonna kill you.

- So, camping.

- Don't even tell the girls, I'm serious.

- Cole, calm down, relax, all right?

No one's gonna say anything to anybody, all right?

And as far as the camping trip, we're on it, absolutely.

- Yes, yes, very excited.

Don't know about Kelly, though.

She's never been camping before.

- Really, like at all?

- Nah, man.

You know city girls.

They don't like to get their hands dirty.

- Well, then she's gonna have a great time with us.

- Yeah, I'm sure she'll have a great time,

but listen, name of the game, support, okay?

I'm just happy she's comin' along.

- Well, look, I'm sure she's gonna

have a good time, all right?

She's gonna be hangin' out with us, so.

- I'm gonna get the van off Thursday, all right?

Swing by, pick y'all up in the morning,

and we're gonna go from there.

How's that sound?

- Yeah, man. - All good.

- Well, all right, let's fucking get this game going.

Oh.

Oh, hello, uh- - Hi.

- Can I help you?

- I bet you can.

My name's Lisa.

- Jack.

- So I've been watching you

and I've definitely decided that I'm gonna

take you home with me tonight.

- I am so flattered to hear you say that.

However, I have this gorgeous heavily committed

really super cool girlfriend at home,

so gonna have to respectfully decline.

- That's too bad.

I was gonna invite my friend Samantha to join us.

- Oh.

Oh, wow.

- Yeah.

- Okay- - If you change your mind,

call me.

- Bro, what the fuck?

Did that really just happen?

- Bro, that is crazy.

Was she like bullshitting or was she like, for real?

- Who knows?

Who cares?

Little ego boost and we're on our merry little way, huh?

Let's play.

- Yeah, they're all gung-ho about this camping trip,

but I'm not really feeling it.

- Well, you won't know unless you try it.

- I know.

I'm really just doing it for Jack.

He loves it, and I know it's been a long time.

I'm just scared about being out in the wilderness at night.

- I get it.

But really, what's the worst thing that could happen?

- I don't know.

- I think it's just

an irrational fear, sweetie.

- You think?

- Yes, I do.

People do it all the time.

There's even people that actually live

in the woods full time.

- I guess you're right.

Like I said, I'm doing it for Jack.

- So, what else is goin' on?

- You know, just bills and work.

- How's the job goin'?

- It's fine.

It's not exactly what I wanna be doing,

but it's okay, I guess.

- Well, just hang in there

till you get your big break.

- I will.

How's Dad doing?

- He has his good days

and he has his bad days.

Today wasn't great, but we're pluggin' along.

He looked at me dead in the face today

and had no clue who I was.

It's just disheartening to see him like that.

- Yeah, it's sad.

I wish I could be there to help you more.

- It's fine, sweetie.

You moved out there so you can get

your career goin', and I get that.

We're okay over here.

- Do you feel lonely? - I do.

- I'm sorry, Mom.

I know I should call more.

It's just crazy here all the time.

- You don't have to apologize.

It will be nice to hear from you more, but I understand.

Look honey, I've gotta go feed your dad.

I'll talk to you soon.

- Yeah, Mom.

- Try to have a good time on your trip.

- I will, Mom.

I love you. - Love you, honey.

Bye.

- Bye.

So tell me again, what exactly happens when you go camping?

- It's fun.

- Yeah, we roast marshmallows,

tell scary stories, hike through woods.

- Sounds terrible.

Guys , I don't think I'm gonna like this.

- Aw, come on, babe.

Give it a chance, all right?

It's nice to try new things.

Besides, you might actually it.

- Yeah, but I have a nice warm cozy bed at home.

You want me to sleep in a tent on the ground.

I just don't see the allure.

And what if an animal, like a bear tries to get us?

- It's called roughing it, okay?

It's like living how they did eons ago.

Catch and cook your own food, live off the land.

You know, it helped us appreciate what we have now.

And Kelly, there are no bears in these woods.

- I guess.

- Hey girl, if that makes you feel any better,

I used to feel the exact same way you did,

and then I tried it and I loved it.

Just helps you get a little closer

to nature without the outside distractions.

- Yeah.

Just wait till you see the sky at night.

It's incredible.

You don't realize how many stars there are

until you see them out in the woods

with no city lights spoiling it.

- That does sound kind of nice.

- See?

Look, I think you're gonna like it.

And by the way, thanks for doin' this with me.

- You're welcome.

- Hey, how much longer till we get there?

- What are you, eight?

- Be nice. - About 20 minutes.

- Okay, sorry.

I'm just excited, buddy.

- You're so damn cute.

- Okay, but what about Jason?

What if Jason is in these woods and tries to kill us all?

- Babe, Jason, isn't real.

- I know Jason isn't real, Jack,

but what if someone like Jason

is living in these woods we're going to.

- Babe, there is no Jason or anyone

like Jason here or anywhere, all right?

Promise. - Okay.

- We made it, guys.

God, finally.

- Woo! - Ugh.

- We made it. - Thanks, babe.

- Of course, anytime.

Oo.

Listen, hold on to these for me.

- Sure.

- All right.

- Okay, hey, hey.

Just remember everybody,

that we are here to unplug for the weekend

and get our chillax on, so hand 'em over.

- Chillax?

Come on, man.

You're better than that. - Yeah, yeah.

Phone, phone. - Oh my God.

- Trust me, you'll survive without checking

your phone every 30 seconds.

- I didn't bring my phone.

- 100% true, people. - Mm.

- You almost had me.

- I'll take that. - Oh, you got that babe?

- Yeah. - All right.

- Okay, come on.

- Hey, are you sure the van's gonna be okay parked there?

- There? Yeah, it'll be fine.

There's like two cars that come through here.

We're secluded, don't worry.

- Okay. - All right?

- Hey guys, wait up!

- Come on! - Couple of laggers!

- All right,

this looks like a great spot right here, don't you think?

- Yeah, man, look.

You don't have to go too far for fishing either.

- Right? - Uh huh.

- All right, let's just make camp here then.

- Okay, let's get it.

Got it, babe? - Yep.

- I still can't believe you guys have me out here.

- You'll be fine.

- This is yours. - Oh my God.

- Oh, thanks. - You know what?

- Yeah, while you guys set up,

I'll just go ahead and sit here.

- Oh, thanks. - I'll watch.

- How we get stuck like this?

- All right fellas.

- Y'all really about to sit there, huh?

Oh, okay.

Got it.

Is that my- - We are.

- Is that my-

- Oh, shit.

- Oh.

- You know guys, this is actually pretty peaceful.

- Mm hm.

Told you you were gonna have yourself some fun.

You just watch.

- Oh, wait, guys,

who wants some Voodoo vodka?

- Me! - There she goes.

- Okay, me first, me first.

Stand in line. - All right.

Go ahead, baby.

All right babe, there you go, there you go.

Woo!

- It's good, you know?

- Yo! - Who's there?

- You already know I'm in it.

- Hell, yeah. - Woo!

- Hey Cole, bro?

Hey, what kinda food did you bring to cook tonight?

- Well, we're gonna have

some plant-based veggie black bean burgers.

We'll just grill 'em over the fire later.

- You fuckin' serious, bro?

- What? They're really good.

We love 'em.

- We?

No, no, no, no.

We who? Uh uh.

- Abby and me.

- Bro, we're out here roughing it

in the fucking woods

and you bring some bullshit like veggie burgers?

- They're really good.

You just haven't tried them yet.

- No shit because I eat meat, Cole.

Like, you know what?

What about tomorrow?

- Veggie hot dogs.

- Oh my- - Jesus fucking Christ.

- Look, we better catch some fuckin' fish tomorrow.

- Wait, what the fuck is a veggie dog?

That sounds so weird.

- No, they taste and look like hot dogs.

They rock!

- I somehow doubt that.

- Mm hm.

- Look, you guys have no respect for my food,

but, all right, let's just get some firewood

and some rocks, all right?

Honey, will you come with me?

- You do that. - All right?

- Let's do it.

- The only idea that's good you had.

- Shit ass veggie dog.

What the hell, man?

- Catch y'all.

- Got one.

I got one.

- Oh, here's a good one.

- Oh, shit, sure is.

- Oh, this is going to be a fun, relaxing weekend

with our best friends.

- Mm.

I do hope Kelly holds up.

- I'm sure she'll be fine.

We just gotta keep her distracted by all the pretty stuff.

- And we gotta keep her fed.

- That too.

- I do think it's cute that she thinks

she's gonna be like attacked by a wild animal

or some creeper in the woods or some shit, you know?

- God, are you fucking stupid or something?

- What?

- You don't call another woman cute,

especially to your girlfriend.

- Look, I didn't mean anything by it.

- Oh, just stop!

Fuckin' idiot.

- Jeez.

Here we go.

- Oh my!

- Okay, speaking of, - What?

- I'm gonna get on your back

so I don't have to walk anymore.

- Oh my God, you are so lucky

I love your ass, you know that?

- You know though,

eventually we do have to actually start looking for wood.

- Okay.

And like I said, you are gonna

be the one to do that, so look.

So like I said, one, two, drop, go.

- Oh, okay, that quick.

- Go ahead.

- All right, I guess let's split up.

You that way. - All this grass, though.

- Oh. - Hm.

- Okay, there's somethin' right here.

Hey, Lori? - Hm?

- Come here.

Check this out.

- Is that a bullet? - Yep.

Found it right here on the ground.

- Do you think it's real?

- Oh, it's definitely real.

Bigger question is how'd

it get way the fuck out here and where's the owner?

- Yeah, that's a great question.

It's actually really creepy.

- Yeah, but hey, come on babe.

Let's go find the others.

- Hey!

- Jack.

What is it?

- Nothin', babe.

- You scared me.

- Yeah.

- I thought Jason was behind me ready to cut my head off.

- Come on now.

If Jason was here, I'd kick his whole ass just for you.

- Okay, so what's up?

- Nothin'.

I just love you.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Why do you love me?

- Where do I begin?

- I mean, first off, you are hot as hell.

Second, you're kinda funny, right?

I'll give you that.

Third, you're a really good person.

And fourth, you agreed to come on this trip with me.

- Yeah, well, I'm still not sure about one or four.

- Oh, come on.

How do you not know how hot you are?

- Jack , gimme a break.

- You wanna do it?

- Do what, babe?

- Oh, I think you know.

Hm? - No way.

What if somebody sees?

- Oh, come on.

- No. - They're all-

- No. - They're all

collecting firewood.

Come on, we'll be a minute.

- No. - Come on.

- Hey, yo, man, check this out.

- Whoa.

Where did you find that?

- Man, we found it on the ground

while we were just getting some wood.

- That is super weird.

I wonder where it came from.

- I was thinkin' the same thing.

I guess we're not as secluded

out here as we thought we were.

- Hey, where's Abby? - She got pissed

and she stormed off.

- What'd you do this time?

- I don't wanna talk about it.

- Oh, okay, man.

- But I am surprised she hasn't come back here yet.

- Cole, why would you just leave her in the woods?

- Look, she had her little tantrums

and I'm just sick of it, so I just let her go in the woods.

- Okay, so you should have followed her.

- Why would I go and follow her?

She's gonna calm down and then come back

when she wants to.

Trust me, she does this all the time.

- I'll go find her. - No Lori,

you don't have to do that.

- Nah, I'm gonna go find her.

- Lori, hold up.

I'ma come with you, all right?

- If he was more like you,

she wouldn't get pissed off all the time.

- Look, I don't know about that,

but let's just go find her, okay?

- Hey. - What's up?

- Where's Abby?

- Look, I said something stupid,

she got pissed at me.

She stormed off in the woods

and I don't know where she is and I kinda don't care.

- Okay, easy crush.

What's goin' on?

- No, it's just that she becomes

so immature every time I just say something wrong

or stupid and she just gets pissed off

and I just don't like it anymore.

- I'm sorry, Cole.

I didn't know things were like that.

Have you seen Lori and Chris?

- Yeah, they went to go find her.

- What the hell?

- Abby!

- Abby!

- Abby!

- Yo, Abby!

Abby!

- Abby!

- Abby, Come on!

Abby!

- Where do you think she went?

- You know what?

She probably went back to the van.

- Yeah, you're right.

Let's go check there.

- Abby!

- Abby!

- Abby!

- Where the fuck is the van?

- Oh, you're funny.

- Hey, guys? - Yeah?

- I'm gonna head to the tent for a bit.

- All right.

- Love you.

- Love you.

So, what'd you do, huh?

- Come on, man. - What'd you do?

- Come on, tell me.

I wanna hear it.

Hm?

- All I said was that it was cute

that Kelly thought Jason

would come and get her in the woods,

and she got pissed that I said Kelly was cute.

- That's it?

- That's it.

- Good god, man.

Wait, wait, so, so you think my girlfriend's cute?

- Oh no, I didn't mean it like that.

- So, you don't think she's cute?

That's messed up, man.

- You know I think she's great.

You're a lucky guy.

- Yeah?

You know, usually when someone says

you're a lucky guy or whatever,

it usually means that they wanna fuck your girlfriend,

so how 'bout you, Cole?

You wanna fuck my girlfriend?

Do you wanna fuck my girlfriend, Cole?

- No.

No.

- Hm.

Look at your fuckin' face.

I'm just fuckin' with you, man.

But I know you want to.

- Everyone does you fucking asshole.

- Hm.

Listen, I know I'm a lucky guy.

In fact, I'm about to go prove

how lucky I am right now.

- Oh, God.

- Don't wait up.

- Hey. - Hey, are you okay?

- Isn't this where we left the van?

- Yeah, I'm pretty sure, but where the hell is it?

- No idea.

- Do you think someone stole it?

- Who would steal it?

There's nobody remotely near here.

- Do you know that for sure?

- Well, no, but the chances are slim, I would think.

- Then where the hell is it?

- Abby, your guess is as good as mine, okay?

- You know, I heard you and Cole talking.

- Oh boy, what'd you hear?

- All of it.

You guys are crazy.

- Oh boy, yeah.

Yep.

- Is it true?

- Is what true?

- That all of your friends wanna have sex with me?

- No, come on, babe.

Do we really have to talk- - Yes, we have to.

- Okay.

Well, given the current circumstances,

I'd say yes.

- Oh my God.

Men are ridiculous.

Is that really all you guys think about?

- No.

No, no, no, not everything.

You know?

- What else do men think about then?

- Let's see here.

Movies.

Yep.

Sports.

We like sports.

And let's see, movies, sports.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's about it.

- Exactly.

That's what I thought.

- Oh, come on.

- Holy shit, man.

Can I help you?

- What y'all doin' up here?

- Well, I'm just here

with a few friends camping for the weekend.

Who are you?

- Wyatt.

- Is there a problem, Wyatt?

- Kinda.

You see, this here is sacred land.

- Okay.

Wow, I didn't know that.

I thought it was just open woods, man.

- Nah, nah, see,

I protect this land from people

like you comin' up here and tearin' it up.

- People like me?

What's that supposed to mean?

- People comin' up here and throwin' their garbage,

settin' fires, killin' our wildlife.

- Whoa, I can assure you, man,

that's not what we're trying' to do here.

Shit.

- You want to tell me that again, son?

- Look, we will definitely clean up

our mess and we will respect the wildlife and the land.

You have my word on that.

- Nah, nah.

I think you and your friends,

you better pack up your shit and leave.

- Look Sir, we just wanna have a nice calm weekend

here for just a couple days.

If you could just see it in your heart

to just let us stay here, please?

- Yeah, all right.

Yeah, you can stay.

But I'm not responsible

for what happens to you guys out here.

You got it?

- Yeah.

Thank you so much.

- Oh, and by the way,

is that your van parked down there over yonder?

- Yeah, it is.

Why?

- Well, it ain't there no more.

- What do you mean it ain't there?

- Just like I said, it ain't there.

- Hey man, what'd you do with our van?

- Hey, whoa.

- Fuck.

Okay.

- It wasn't supposed to be there,

so I moved it.

- Okay.

I understand, and we will pack up today

if you could just give us back the van, please.

- Are you givin' me an ultimatum, boy?

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- No man, I just wanna be able

to pack up and leave with the van, okay?

- Well then, have a nice day.

- Holy shit.

Holy shit, now we know where that bullet came from.

Jack?

Jack, I need you to get out here right now.

- What? Man, I'm busy.

- Mm mm, I need you to come out right now, dude.

- Christ.

Hang on.

Fucking what?

- Dude, there was a guy here with a gun.

His name was Wyatt, and he just stole our van.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

What are you talkin' about?

- Man, I was just here.

Some guy just came outta nowhere,

asked me what we were doing here.

Then he said this land is some sacred or some shit, right?

And then he just tells us the van is stolen

and he whips a gun in my face.

- Wait, you're scaring Kelly, man.

- Yeah, well- - Calm down.

- I think you guys need to know

what's going on out here

while you two were fucking in the tent.

- Where the fuck could this van be?

- Guys, I'm getting really scared.

- I know for a fact that's where we left it.

- Think Cole fuckin' with us?

- No way.

I mean, he's a dick.

Not that much of a dick.

Besides, he was with me the whole time he pissed me off.

- What happened with you guys anyway?

- He's an idiot, that's what happened.

I don't really wanna get into it.

Let's just go tell the others what happened.

- Guys?

- What? - Hm?

- What is that?

- What the hell?

- Who is that?

- I don't know, and I really don't wanna find out.

- Yo, excuse me, can I help you?

Hey, man.

Go ahead, man.

You're just scaring my friends away.

Can you just leave? - Chris, just stop.

- No, the man's bein' a creep, man.

He need to go.

- Babe, I think that guy's really weird.

I think we should just go the other way.

- All right, let's just go this way.

Fuck is the matter with him?

- I hope we're going the right way.

- Yeah, I think we're good.

- Guys, he's gone.

- Did you see where he went?

- No, I didn't see him.

- Let's just keep it goin'.

Babe, come on.

- I think we're supposed to go this way.

- I'm pretty sure it's this way, though.

- I don't think so.

- Well, are you 100%?

- No.

- Are you 100%, babe?

- No, I'm not.

- Great, so we're lost?

- No, no, we're not lost, babe, okay?

We're gonna be fine.

- Let's just keep going straight.

- All right.

- Fuck, what the hell we gonna do?

- We gotta find the others.

We need to get the van and get the fuck outta here.

- Did the man tell you where he left it?

- No, he just said it ain't there anymore.

- This is so fucked, man.

- Babe, I'm scared now.

- I'm not gonna let anything happen to you, okay babe?

- Yeah, we got you, Kels.

- What is going on with you two?

- Nothing.

- Okay, so what's the plan?

- Look, I'm gonna go find the others.

You two just stay here in case they come back.

- Where the hell you gonna go?

- Oh, I'm just gonna go where we left the van.

- Listen, if they come back, we'll stay here.

We'll wait for you, okay?

- Yeah, but how do I know if they come back before me?

- That's 20 minutes, okay?

You can't find 'em in 20 minutes.

You come right back here, okay?

- It's 12:20.

I will come back at 12:40, all right?

- Okay, cool.

Come here.

It's gonna be okay, okay?

- I think we're lost.

- Yeah, none of this is familiar.

- No guys, I think it's just a little bit further.

- No, Lori, I think we're going the wrong way.

- I think she's right, babe.

Hey, hey, look, look.

Okay, look.

It's okay, all right?

So we just go back the other way and it'll be fine, okay?

Okay?

I got ya, all right?

- Chris, you're such a great guy.

- Thanks.

Where'd that come from?

- Just the way you treat Lori.

I can tell you love her a lot.

- Oh, well, yeah.

And she knows I'll do anything for her, too.

- Cole does none of that.

- Look, Cole's a good guy in his own way.

- He just doesn't know how to show it to me,

and I need that, you know?

- Yeah, yeah, I get it.

- Plus, he does like dumb shit all the time.

- You think Chris doesn't do stupid shit?

You just gotta learn to let it roll off your back.

- It's hard.

He annoys me so much.

I do love him, though.

- I get it.

Just remember, men do stupid shit all the time.

It's in their DNA.

I love you too, babe.

- Mm hm, mm hm.

- All right, let's go back the other way.

- But what if the guy's over there?

- Well, look, it's three against one.

I don't think he gon' try anything.

Plus, I think he was just tryin' to scare us.

- Well, it worked.

Let's go.

- Abby?

Chris?

Oh, what the fuck now?

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck, man.

- How did you like that, boy?

- That was totally a gunshot, right?

- Yeah, that was definitely a gun.

- Does Chris or Cole have a gun?

- No.

No, none of us carry.

- So, what do we do now?

- Okay, look, the plan was

that we wait here 20 minutes, right?

And then if he doesn't come back,

we go looking for him, that's it.

- Jack, I'm scared.

Hey, hey, hey, it's okay.

Hey.

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

It's okay, just give it some time, all right?

- I see water.

They must be over there.

- Gotta be.

- Oh my God.

- What the actual fuck?

- Oh, the smell.

- Who could have done something like that?

- You think the guy with the mask did this?

- I think that's a strong possibility.

- All right, look.

Let's just pour the water and get the fuck outta here, okay?

- Okay. - What the fuck?

Hey.

- Okay, okay.

- What the?

What y'all doin'?

- There's an ID.

Tina Jensen, she's from Boursville.

- So sad, she's so pretty.

- Yeah, yeah, that's fuckin' terrible, okay?

Let's get the fuck outta here and try to find camp, okay?

- We have to keep going or we'll die, okay?

- Look he's behind us!

- We're gonna die!

We're gonna die!

- We're not gonna die, keep moving!

- All right, it's been 20 minutes.

- Where are we gonna go?

- I guess we go back

to where we first parked the van, I guess.

- All right, let me grab my backpack at least.

- That's a good idea.

Let me get mine.

- Cole!

- Cole, where are you?

- Cole?

The fuck you at?

- Cole!

- Cole?

Cole?

- Cole!

- Jack! Kelly!

Where's everyone?

What is going on?

Look for a weapon!

Let's go, let's go.

- Hey!

- Oh my God! - Hey, hey, hey, hey,

what's goin' on, what's goin' on?

- There's a masked man chasing us.

He killed Chris.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What do you mean he killed Chris?

- He put a fucking knife in him...

- Fucking Christ. - Oh my God!

Where is he?

- He's back there.

He's chasing us.

We gotta move. Where's Cole?

- I don't know.

- We've been looking for Cole.

He went out to find you, but we haven't seen him since.

- Okay, okay, we gotta go, we gotta go.

- Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Let's go.

- Come on!

- Cole!

- Cole!

- Guys, guys, - Cole!

- I don't think we should be yelling.

- That freak is still following us, he heard it.

- You're right.

So, what do we do now?

- I don't fuckin' know.

- Hey, havin' trouble findin' your van?

- Look man, what'd you do to it?

Huh?

- Now, what fun would that be if I told you that?

- Look, Sir, we just want to get in our van and go home.

Okay?

- Well, that ain't gonna be possible.

- What do you want from us?

- You see, me and my boy over there,

we's hungry, and we like to play with our food.

- Jesus Christ, you sick son of a bitch.

- Maybe so.

- Go, go, go!

- Hey, stop.

- Okay. - Hold it right there.

- Relax.

Easy, easy.

No one's goin' anywhere, okay?

- I'm takin' that backpack.

- Take it easy, it's yours.

It's yours, okay?

It's yours.

Okay?

Look, I'm no threat to you, okay?

Just let them go.

We'll be leaving, okay?

- You shut your mouth. - Okay, okay, okay, okay.

- Oo.

You'll taste good in my soup, boy.

Mm hm.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, look at me, look at me.

Hey.

It's over, okay?

You did it.

It's done.

It's done.

Come here, come here.

You saved my-

- Jack!

- Holy shit! - We gotta go,

we gotta go! - Jack!

- Fucking come on!

- Come on, girls.

We gotta pick it up.

- I'm not doin' too good.

I think I'm gonna...

- Lori, Lori, we have to keep moving, okay?

Or we are dead meat, come on, come on.

- No, we're gonna get him.

- Just let him kill me, please.

We're running in circles with no way out.

- We have to keep moving.

There's a maniac chasing us. - Yeah, come on.

- Abby, we are in the middle of fucking nowhere.

There is nowhere to go.

He's just gonna catch us eventually.

- Lori, fix your attitude, okay?

We're going to survive.

We just have to get to the van and get out of here.

- Oh, fuck!

- Come on.

Come on, we have to keep going.

- Kelly, Kelly, wait, please stop.

- No! - I can't, please.

- Listen, we have to keep going.

- No, I've been running forever-

- I know you're tired. - I can't go anymore.

- There's a maniac chasing us

and he killed all of our friends.

We have to keep going.

- I can't. - Come on, you can get up.

Let's do it.

Please.

Okay, okay.

I have an idea.

We need to hide you.

We need to hide you somewhere

and then I'll find the van, okay?

Come on.

- Okay.

Okay, please, please, please, don't hurt me, please.

No, please, go away.

- Die!

Come on.

Come on, just a little further.

Come on, you can do it.

Come on.

We're almost there.

Are you okay?

A little faster, come on.

Come on, we can do it.

Are you okay?

- I hurt my leg really bad. - Oh my God, holy shit.

- Oh my God, it hurts so bad.

- Can you move it?

- No, I can't. - Try to move it.

- I can't.

Kelly, it's really bad.

- Fuck.

Okay, you gotta get up and try to walk.

- Okay.

- Hold onto me.

Grab my neck.

Okay.

- No, I'm fucking dead, Kelly!

- No, don't say that.

Listen, I'm gonna go get the van and I'll be right back.

Fuck!

Fuck.

No.

Fuck.

Oh my God, the van!

Fuck!

Okay, Mom, I will.

I promise.

Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.

Bye.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

No!

No!

Please, stop!

Why are you doing this?

No, no!

My friends!

Oh, stop!

Why are you chasing me?

Somebody help!

Somebody help!

Help me!

Somebody help me!

Fuck!

Hey!

Help!

Help me!

Help me, stop!

You gotta help me!

- What in God's name is goin' on, girl?

- Drive!

Some crazy man's chasing me.

And he killed all of my friends.

Thank you so much for stopping.

- Sure thing, sweet cheeks.

What's your name?

- Kelly.

- Mine's Daryl.

Looks like you met my brother, Wyatt.