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(rhythmic drum music)
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- [Brandon] We are
born free as children.
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We love to run and play,
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sing and dance, be happy.
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Then we learn that
there are rules.
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Don't be independent,
don't think for yourself,
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don't question the church,
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don't question the police.
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Don't question corporations,
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don't question the government,
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don't be different,
don't love anybody,
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don't judge anybody,
don't need anybody,
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don't be a sexual being,
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don't have any sexual thoughts,
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don't look to the stars,
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don't see the world as it is.
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Don't look too deep,
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don't point out hypocrisy,
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don't say obvious things,
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don't talk about real life.
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Don't admit to being a deviant,
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don't be original.
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Don't be human.
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(upbeat music)
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Lenny Bruce changed
the face of comedy.
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Lenny Bruce was the
first comic to talk
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about his real life on stage.
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Lenny Bruce was
the first to openly
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talk about sex on stage.
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Lenny Bruce was the
first to honestly
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talk about drugs on stage.
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Lenny was the first to be real.
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Lenny was groundbreaking,
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Lenny was dangerous,
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Lenny was arrested for
the word cocksucker.
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Lenny Bruce was only on
network TV six times.
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Carrot Top has been on network
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television over
one thousand times.
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Lenny refused to live in fear.
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Lenny Bruce was the
first rockstar comic.
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Lenny Bruce was the brother
Bob Dylan never had.
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Lenny was arrested eight
times for obscenity.
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Lenny Bruce appealed his case
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all the way to the
Supreme Court and won.
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Lenny received
the only posthumus
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pardon in the history
of New York State.
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Lenny Bruce was said to headline
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the greatest underground
comedy show ever
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called The Sunshine Express.
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August first 1966,
Lenny Bruce died
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of a heroin overdose
before it could happen.
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The Sunshine Express was
supposed to take place
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at the Flying Aces Club
in Barstow, California.
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August 1966, this
was a secret event
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organized by free
speech advocates.
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Jay Edgar Hoover had
the Flying Aces Club
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burned to the ground
to stop the event.
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Lenny Bruce died just
days before the event
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in a time of severe
political correctness,
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eight standup comedians
attempted to recreate
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the Sunshine Express on the
very spot it almost took place.
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(ominous music)
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(footsteps)
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(beeping)
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- [Man] Slide your chair
an inch to the right.
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An inch.
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(sniffles)
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- What the fuck happened
to my fucking lighter?
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(belches)
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(exhales)
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My name is Brandon
Graham and I set out
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to make a cutting edge
documentary on freedom of speech.
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Everything went terribly wrong.
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This is what happened.
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(ominous music)
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The financing of the Lenny
Bruce Experiment was...
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Difficult.
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- Here's all I'm saying, Brando,
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when George calls,
hand me the phone.
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- Brandon.
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Just be confident, dude.
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Just tell him whatever
he wants to hear, man.
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You know, like you're trying
to talk a girl into bed, dude.
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- You need to accept The Secret.
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You need to manifest it.
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We're getting that money.
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- [Ramsey] Don't shush me.
- Shh, shh, shut the fuck up.
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- [Ramsey] Give me the phone!
- Shut the fuck up.
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- [Ramsey] Give me the phone!
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I happen to be, uh, close...
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With George Clooney.
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Fucking assholes.
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- If I was on that phone...
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I'd feel better about this.
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- Yeah, so you
liked the treatment?
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Oh.
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Oh well.
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Can you pass it along?
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- Wait.
- No.
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- We got it.
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- Making a movie, smiley face.
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- [Ramsey] I'm on
the status updates.
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- Fuck.
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Fuck.
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- High five, we're
making a movie.
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- Man, making a movie.
- There he is, director--
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
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He passed.
- [Ramsey] What?
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- Listen, listen, listen.
- [Ramsey] I'm not pleased.
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- He's gonna pass it along.
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That means there's a follow up.
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He said it was
really interesting,
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he's got a lot on his plate.
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- If he's gonna pass it along,
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then he needs to talk to me
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so he knows what
he's passing along.
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- There's another
connection, okay?
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- [Ramsey] Okay.
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- I'm gonna go to Saratoga.
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I don't plan, I don't
know how to get up there.
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(hooves stomping)
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Oh, whoa.
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No, no!
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When your Hollywood
connections don't work
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when you're trying to get an
independent feature going,
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it's always best to
go to family money
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and, uh, I happen
to be married to
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a beautiful woman
whose uncle is, um,
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is big in horse racing.
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(door clicks open)
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Seriously.
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Saratoga was a disaster.
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It was a waste of
money and time.
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Wanna be in The Lenny
Bruce Experiment with me?
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Huh?
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No, no.
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What am I gonna say?
- Don't be nervous, man.
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We're going to a party
and it's gonna be fun.
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- My producer partners
decided that they would have
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Mike Tsirklin come
with me to Connecticut
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to meet with John Alhern,
another potential investor,
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a former professional
golfer I used to caddy for.
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What's going on, man?
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- Hey, look who it is!
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How are you?
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- Fresh fish.
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- What do you got for us?
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- Guys, I got something that's
gonna change your lives.
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I got a pitch for you, okay?
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We're gonna make a movie.
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I'm going to do for comedy
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what Al Gore did
for global warming.
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Okay?
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And I thought...
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You know, third time's the charm
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that John's gotta
give me something.
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500 thousand dollars,
are you guys in?
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- We're in.
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- I'll give you 13
thousand dollars.
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- 13 grand...
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Perfect, I can
work with 13 grand.
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- What?
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13 thousand?
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Dude, we're not making
a movie in 1940.
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This is a Talkie.
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- Just one little caveat...
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That dick...
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Can have nothing to do with it.
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Nothing.
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13 thousand.
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- It's a deal.
- [Mike] What?
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Did you just sell
me out for 13 grand?
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- He's kidding, he's kidding.
- No!
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Kidding!
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The dude from Cocoon
is not kidding, dude!
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- The realization that
I wasn't gonna get
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500 thousand dollars
wasn't as difficult
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as the realization
that I only had 13.
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I'm sitting next to him
on the fucking plane.
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- Well good luck with that.
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- Who the fuck has a
yacht in Connecticut,
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you stupid fat cat yacht owners?
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Fuck all of you!
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Fuck all you!
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- Mike, Mike...
- And you know what, kid?
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Smoke crack cause your
dreams will never come true.
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What the fuck, man?
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I can't believe you sold
me out for 13 grand.
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You son of a bitch.
- Fuck!
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(laughing and yelling)
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I had to replace Mike
Tsirklin as a producer.
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Fuck you!
- Fuck you, man!
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(muffled knocking
in the background)
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- I knew you guys
were gonna come.
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So...
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What does it look like?
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When Mike pushed me
into the water...
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Um, I got bacteria and
I have a massive...
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Infection on this
side of my face.
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So I had surgery...
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And I drank a little
bit of vodka last night.
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- That's what you
told me last time.
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- I know.
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(mumbles)
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- Good.
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- I got pus coming
out of my eye.
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Enough.
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(laughs) You're such a dick.
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Get the fuck outta here.
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Mom, don't let the fucking
cameraman in the fucking house.
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While I'm not
feeling fucking well.
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I'm getting an implant, but...
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I'm still missing
a tooth right here
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because of Mike Tsirklin.
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I'm on my way to, uh,
Dave Levin's place,
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we're having a little barbecue
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in honor of that we got some...
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Some funds for The
Lenny Bruce Experiment.
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- It's a way to...
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To talk about in the
industry, you know?
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Hey, what are you doing?
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I'm making a movie.
- Yeah.
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- Wow, okay.
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(chuckles)
- Oh, peach cobbler.
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- Oh, here we go, peach cobbler.
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- Nothing better than shirtless
peach cobbler on a Sunday.
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(car dinging)
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- Good ass peach cobbler.
- Oh my God.
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Dad, this is good cobbler.
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- Let's celebrate with the
fact that we did get money
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for our fucking feature, we
are going to make a feature.
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Everyone let's, let's
clang cobbler, okay?
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Even you, douchebag.
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Actually, you should leave.
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- Thank you, that should help.
- What?
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- You should leave.
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- You...
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Really?
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- I'll give you a
call later, man.
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- Hey, we're still
shooting the potheads, man.
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- Fuck you, man.
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- Here's to 13 grand.
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- We got the money
for our first feature.
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- Who's gonna pay for
the peach cobbler?
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(techno music)
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- Are you rolling
a joint and talking
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to our investors
at the same time?
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- Our investors are cool.
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Unlike you.
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We made a crucial
mistake by hooking up
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with local drug dealers
to coordinate our show.
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But they were the only way to
promote anything in Barstow.
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- [Man] You guys want
little lines or big lines?
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- This just making me
cool for everybody.
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- [Man] Damn, dude!
(coughing)
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- Can I, can I tell
you two things, David?
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- That's it, Mexican, let's go!
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(cackling)
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I'm shaving your beard, dude.
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I'm fucking shaving it!
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- You know what's funny, David?
262
00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:49,880
- Whoa, oh!
263
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,383
- Anakin's selling
crack at the same time.
264
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,183
- We're not insured yet, dude.
265
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,719
(laughing)
266
00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,587
- Come here, Gabe, come here!
267
00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:57,822
- You know what's funny?
268
00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,124
That's not coke.
269
00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,625
- It was a generic
sweet and low.
270
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:02,860
(laughing)
271
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:03,695
- What is this?
272
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:04,663
An Adam Sandler joke?
273
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,730
(laughing)
274
00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:08,316
(yells)
275
00:11:08,317 --> 00:11:09,899
- 13 thousand dollars, what
the fuck do you do with that?
276
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,669
You don't do much with that.
277
00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:14,438
So it was embarrassing,
it was humiliating
278
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,240
talking to Randal Reeder
279
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,777
and having him help
us out on this.
280
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,779
(muffled conversations overlap)
281
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,248
- Have a seat, Randal will
be down in a few minutes.
282
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,716
- Hey, Brandon Graham.
283
00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:25,750
(muffled conversation
in the background)
284
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,405
Guys, sit.
285
00:11:31,407 --> 00:11:33,256
Randal Reeder is a
big character actor,
286
00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:35,559
producer, director,
he was excited
287
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,629
to come on the project.
288
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:48,440
(speaking foreign language)
289
00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:51,775
- [Man] It's my God givin'
right to kill and grill.
290
00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,845
- How long is this?
- Shh.
291
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,919
- I really had some,
some big comedians
292
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,288
who were interested
in the project,
293
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:04,923
that all sort of
went out the window
294
00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:10,195
and I sort of started having
to rely on Randal for talent.
295
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:11,663
- So what are we doing?
296
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:12,464
Making a movie or what?
297
00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:13,264
- We're making a movie.
298
00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:13,965
- I'm gonna bring in...
299
00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:16,167
I got, uh, T-Rex.
300
00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:16,835
You seen him?
301
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:18,570
Black guy, he's great.
302
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:19,403
You know who I'm talking about?
303
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,772
That Kato Kaelin.
304
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:21,773
- Oh, Kato, Kato.
305
00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:23,741
- Anyone see the thing?
306
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,243
Adam Hunter, maybe?
307
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,711
- We're working, we have
13 thousand seed money
308
00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:28,879
but we're gonna--
309
00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:29,947
- [Ramsey] It's a
passion project!
310
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,816
And we're gonna shoot grainy
311
00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:33,884
and we're gonna shoot
in black and white.
312
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,326
Seed money.
313
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:42,961
Fuck yourself with your
fucking seed money.
314
00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,129
I don't need this shit, okay?
315
00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:47,298
I've done fucking Last Comic
Standing season six, bitches.
316
00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:48,600
(door slams shut)
317
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,268
(sighs)
318
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,503
- Well, he's not doing
Killin' and Grillin',
319
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:52,903
that's for damn sure.
320
00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:56,640
- I had slated Nick Swarzden...
321
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:57,942
Is it?
322
00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,409
Is it Swarzden or
is it Schwarzden?
323
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,745
- B-Swine, you
wanna be in a movie?
324
00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,614
- Hell yeah, man.
- He's funny, man.
325
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,515
And he knows McConaughey.
326
00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:05,450
- Yeah, yeah.
327
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,650
- How do you know McConaughey?
328
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,453
- You're a comedian?
- Yeah, I was...
329
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,022
McConaughey's stunt
stand-in in Lincoln Lawyer
330
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,657
and I drove his car around.
331
00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:13,825
- Yeah, yeah, he's pretty
a good body double.
332
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:14,893
- He's a stand-in.
333
00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:15,960
- Yeah, well, you're
in a movie now.
334
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:16,894
- Well, I'm in a movie now!
335
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:17,895
(laughs)
336
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,264
- You excited?
- Yeah.
337
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:20,398
Whoo!
338
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:21,899
- Sweet dreams come true, right?
339
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:22,833
- Yeah, like I'm saying
I'm not trying to come in
340
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,501
and take over your project.
341
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,004
You know me, I don't want a
hundred percent of anything,
342
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,740
I want 20% of
fucking everything.
343
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:31,676
I guess, we're gonna have
nudity in 30 minutes.
344
00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:32,976
Right?
345
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,345
- Um...
346
00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:35,580
- So we can get
foreign distribution.
347
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:36,980
- In the spirit
of Lenny Bruce...
348
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,482
- We gotta make some money.
349
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,750
- I just wanna make
sure the audition
350
00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:42,320
is not just a stripper pole.
351
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:52,629
(cheering and
conversations overlapping)
352
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,668
- I had been talking
to them about
353
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,870
bringing in the mix
of some sexy vixens
354
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:02,539
from the very beginning
and I think that was a...
355
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:03,908
A bad call.
356
00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:04,875
- Drums for Leffert.
357
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,010
(drumroll)
358
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,981
- Dinah Leffert,
brilliant comedian.
359
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:15,019
A real fine piece of ass.
360
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,921
- Who rolled this shitty joint?
361
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:19,323
My parents were
quintessential hippies.
362
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:22,927
I mean, I was probably
conceived on acid, okay?
363
00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:25,596
Israel fits perfectly
into Florida.
364
00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:30,100
I think we should move
all gay people into Israel
365
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:34,905
and call Israel
our gay Australia.
366
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,807
Fudge Packistan.
367
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:39,744
Palestinians are gonna
be throwing rocks at gays
368
00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:41,913
and they're gonna be like...
369
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,947
Could we just get the Jews back?
370
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:46,985
(yelling, drumming)
371
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,086
- Oh!
372
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:51,755
- Georgia Cuylenberg.
373
00:14:51,756 --> 00:14:54,423
Sweet Australian, comedian,
actress with no hair.
374
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,561
- What?
- I swear to God,
375
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,062
I grew no hair.
- What?
376
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,697
- [Dinah] Since when?
- Where?
377
00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:01,131
(laughing)
378
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,567
- Um, I lost all my
hair three years ago.
379
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,636
It's probably not
the worst thing
380
00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:07,071
because it's okay now.
381
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,940
But I got alopecia areata,
so this isn't mine.
382
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,775
I can wear whatever
hair I want at any time.
383
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,410
♪ Bubbles ♪
384
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,812
♪ Make me happy ♪
385
00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:17,148
(screaming)
386
00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:18,783
- [Brandon] Alicia Becker.
387
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:22,519
- This is the thickest
rolled joint I've ever seen.
388
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,522
- [Brandon] Intelligent,
389
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,789
naive...
390
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,659
- I'm legitimately
into that so much.
391
00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:32,129
Probably would judge
a person more on what
392
00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:34,465
sneakers they're
wearing than if they
393
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:36,834
were doing cocaine every day.
394
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:41,405
♪ Handful after,
handful of Doritos ♪
395
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,875
- [Brandon] Shelley Michelle,
396
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,743
world's most famous body double.
397
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,177
- On Howard Stern, I
remember those days.
398
00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:48,645
- Oh, the old (mumbles).
399
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:52,582
The most fun you never
ever wanted to have.
400
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,451
(laughing)
401
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,653
- Wake up!
402
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:57,120
♪ Last night ♪
403
00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:01,926
♪ I stayed up late
to masturbate ♪
404
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:03,628
♪ It felt so grand ♪
405
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,965
♪ I used my hand ♪
406
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,434
- I'm coming for you.
(screaming)
407
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:16,807
- [Cameraman] Slap
him in the face.
408
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,475
- No, I'll hurt him.
409
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,111
- No, no, don't hurt him
but hit him in the face.
410
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,080
(light smacking sound)
411
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:22,980
(laughing)
- Yeah.
412
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:23,947
Very con...
413
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,015
Oh shit.
(laughing)
414
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,551
- You're hired!
415
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:27,985
- Christina DeRosa.
416
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:30,272
(cheering)
417
00:16:30,273 --> 00:16:32,557
Christina DeRosa was
Ramsey's childhood friend.
418
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:36,059
Ramsey really pushed
her into the film.
419
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,028
I thought, you know, it
seemed like a great idea.
420
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,498
She's beautiful,
she's successful,
421
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,466
she's done a lot of
work in Hollywood,
422
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,235
she's done some softcore porn.
423
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,205
The male comedians...
424
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,873
Always trying to
one-up each other.
425
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,609
Prove to themselves who
has the smallest penis.
426
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,076
- What's your name?
- Brad Pitt.
427
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,044
- Brad Pitt.
428
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,212
Glad to meet you.
429
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,581
- Kato Kaelin is a great guy.
- Yeah.
430
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,484
- Is that that new
Snickers phone?
431
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:00,183
Oh, who is this?
432
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,184
Kit Kat, hi!
433
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,220
It's Kato.
434
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,122
Oh shit, my phone melted.
435
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,990
I spent the night
with Kato Kaelin
436
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,659
and all I got was
this lousy t-shirt.
437
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,193
Everybody, T-Rex,
very famous comedian.
438
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,096
He's been to Bangkok.
439
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,098
- I have not.
440
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,067
I've been to, uh...
441
00:17:17,068 --> 00:17:19,036
I've been to a Thai
massage place, though.
442
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:19,971
- T-Rex...
443
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:20,904
- Where's the fucking food?
444
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:21,838
Where's breakfast?
445
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,540
- Funny guy, Vegas performer.
446
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,042
- I just figured
it out, rape stands
447
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:27,278
for a rejection
after penile entry.
448
00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:29,012
(laughing)
449
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:29,846
(belches)
450
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:31,281
- Brian Swineheart.
451
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,817
Ladies' man.
452
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:34,184
- I hope you don't mind...
453
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:36,253
Asses in your face.
- Oh, I don't mind.
454
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,721
7-11.
455
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,289
Not the typical
place you wanna...
456
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:42,093
Pick up on somebody.
457
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:47,164
People that go to 7-11,
desperate and not that smart.
458
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:48,266
Hello.
- Hi.
459
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,933
- How are you?
460
00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,701
- B-Swine, wait, you just
picked up this girl right now?
461
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:53,237
(laughing)
462
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:56,840
- Swine, Swine, Swine, Swine.
(applauding)
463
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,875
- [Brandon] Johnny Blaze.
464
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,278
- Are you Brandon?
- I'm Brandon, man.
465
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:01,945
- Oh.
466
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,182
- Now you're putting two
and two together, dude.
467
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:05,650
- It takes me a little while.
468
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,951
- Invited himself
to the experiment.
469
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:09,153
- Please tell me,
for the love of God,
470
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:11,888
that Johnny Blaze as
he's now calling himself
471
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,191
is not anywhere near this.
472
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:14,325
- We're gonna have him audition.
473
00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:15,692
- What did the one
lesbian piranha
474
00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:17,161
say to the other
lesbian piranha?
475
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:18,962
- [Woman] What?
476
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:20,998
- [Johnny] See, we really
do taste like chicken.
477
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,268
(buzzing)
(laughing and groaning)
478
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,703
- [Ramsey] You know
what's annoying?
479
00:18:26,704 --> 00:18:29,138
Mad shitty comics, or not even
a fucking comic, does time.
480
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,273
What the fuck is that?
481
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,776
- I'm talk, I'm talking.
482
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,277
- You're right, I
shouldn't act like you.
483
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,980
- [Brandon] Dave tried his
best to entertain everyone.
484
00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:39,317
♪ This is what I wanna
do to your butt ♪
485
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,251
♪ This is what I wanna
do to your butt ♪
486
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:44,322
(pounding on drums)
487
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,795
- [Brandon] But he ended
up annoying everyone.
488
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,064
- The less Dave
talks, the better.
489
00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:55,031
- I'm not a fucking PA anymore.
490
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,268
(retches)
491
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,838
(retches)
492
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,674
Look-it, he's always gotta
fucking one up me, dude.
493
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,911
- Brandon, are you throwing up
because he made you throw up?
494
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,046
(laughs)
495
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,782
- [Brandon] It became
very clear, very quickly
496
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:16,787
that this movie was not about
a bunch of ragtag comedians
497
00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:19,957
pushing the limits
of freedom of speech
498
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:23,627
and was about an
oversized comedian
499
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,029
who was on the verge
of a nervous breakdown.
500
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:28,967
- Brandon!
501
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:31,001
- I met Ramsey on the
set of a television pilot
502
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,336
called the Real Potheads
of North Hollywood.
503
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,640
- Pancakes and blowjobs.
504
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,776
Yippee Skippy!
505
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,010
Boo!
(screams)
506
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,314
- It's important to
see how Ramsey was
507
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,650
at the beginning of
the day of the shoot.
508
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,151
- Ramsey, dude...
- Yo.
509
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:49,019
- I'm giving you a flip camera.
510
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,721
- Alright.
- You want it?
511
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,356
- Do I have to be
awake for the flip cam?
512
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,858
- No.
513
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,059
- Okay.
514
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,361
- Start getting
your shit together.
515
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,397
- Don't come here to take two.
516
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,066
- Is there any of
those double shots
517
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,301
or some caffeine around?
518
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,403
I didn't sleep at all.
519
00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:11,692
- [Dave] Where's Ramsey?
520
00:20:11,693 --> 00:20:13,243
- I don't know, dude.
- Is he still in the room?
521
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,212
- Do you ever just get
the feeling that...
522
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,714
No matter what you do it's
not gonna be good enough?
523
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,457
(knocking on door)
524
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:27,924
- [Ramsey] Come in!
525
00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:31,429
- Your double shot
espresso coffee, Ramsey.
526
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:37,268
- Like there's no
pressure on you for this.
527
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:39,436
And no I'm not
self-sabotaging, I'm just...
528
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,808
It's gonna work
out, I understand.
529
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:46,410
This is how I always get.
530
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,445
I always...
531
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,448
I always have to, like,
wig out about stuff
532
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,450
before anything good happens,
533
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,852
that's just the way
it works for me.
534
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,871
- What time is it?
535
00:20:56,872 --> 00:20:58,888
It's like fucking ten thirty
and Ramsey's still in his room.
536
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,423
(laughs)
537
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,026
- He's our star.
538
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,394
- It's a, it's a lot of...
539
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:05,429
This is a lot harder than
I thought it would be.
540
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,463
Cause--
(knocking on door)
541
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:08,031
Yes?
542
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:10,934
- Yo, dude, everyone's here.
- That's great.
543
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,470
Um, everyone's here?
544
00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:14,438
- He's communicating
but he's still in robe.
545
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,873
- Could you come
here for a minute?
546
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:19,343
(door clicks shut)
547
00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:20,278
- They're fighting over there?
548
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,178
- Lover's spat.
549
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,282
- Yeah, a little bit.
550
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,285
(groans)
551
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:30,320
- Come on, dude, it's me, T-Rex.
552
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:34,224
- What, you said
don't open the door?
553
00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:35,159
- What up?
554
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,228
- Just I got like no sleep...
555
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,333
- Are you not in a
good mood, Ramsey?
556
00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:44,334
- [Ramsey] Not in a
good mood and, uh...
557
00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:46,903
Feel like I could do 45 minutes
558
00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:49,406
and these guys got like a
million lights, so it's...
559
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,075
I just wanna say a
couple of things.
560
00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:53,376
Let's, um, try to
remember today's about
561
00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:56,447
Lenny Bruce and free speech
and that's what it's about.
562
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,914
That's free speech.
563
00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,450
All the comics are far
more concerned with
564
00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:01,786
rounding up strange
women to have sex with
565
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:04,221
than any kind of thing
involving free speech.
566
00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:06,257
They have no idea
about their own art.
567
00:22:06,259 --> 00:22:09,259
- Well, you know all I can say
is that I hope you're wrong.
568
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:12,096
I'm not going in
there again, dude.
569
00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:13,029
I'm not going in there again.
570
00:22:13,031 --> 00:22:14,999
Oh no, no, no, none of that.
571
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:15,932
- Relax.
572
00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:16,967
- Relax, alright, thank you.
573
00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:18,001
Thank you, aw, thank you.
574
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:18,935
This is what I really need.
575
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,005
Oh, a kiss from an Italian!
576
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,239
A real Italian!
577
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:22,940
- That's a real
kiss, God damn it.
578
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,008
- Yeah, I know.
579
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:24,942
Yeah, I can smell it.
- America.
580
00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:27,478
- Oh, oh hey, looks who's here.
581
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,548
It was my idea to bring
Ramsey's father in.
582
00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:31,949
He...
583
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:36,519
Ramsey volunteered
him as our attorney.
584
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,388
Everyone this is Reid.
585
00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:39,990
This is Ramsey's father.
586
00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:40,891
- Oh wow.
587
00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,359
- He's also our lawyer.
588
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:43,927
- This is very important.
589
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,296
- He's going to stay here in LA
590
00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:46,963
in case we get into
some serious trouble,
591
00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:48,465
it's two hours to Barstow.
592
00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:49,933
So we're covered.
593
00:22:49,935 --> 00:22:51,535
So feel free to get into
some serious trouble,
594
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,903
he will bail us out.
- Just like that.
595
00:22:53,905 --> 00:22:54,572
- Just like that?
596
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:56,106
He's a big attorney,
597
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:57,375
he's a Palm Beach attorney.
598
00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:02,278
I mean, Ramsey's father
is an amazing fellow.
599
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:07,351
(laughing)
(pounding on drums)
600
00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:12,589
- It was a pleasure meeting you.
601
00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,290
- Alright, I'm
sorry you can't go.
602
00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:16,493
- That's alright,
they're gonna regret it.
603
00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,128
Cause I'm funny.
604
00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:20,163
Crash and burn, you gotta
learn that way, right?
605
00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:21,198
- Reid Moore, here.
606
00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:24,367
Eh...
607
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,640
Alan, I understand...
608
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,307
- Cause even in my own movie,
609
00:23:31,309 --> 00:23:33,144
I'm like the least
important person.
610
00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:36,247
- [Brandon] I didn't
know their history
611
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:38,883
and I know people have claimed
that I did know these things
612
00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:42,552
that I orchestrated this
whole thing to self-destruct.
613
00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:44,454
- We're experiencing
some turbulence.
614
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:47,458
(electronic music)
615
00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:55,465
- Get ready, baby,
for a wild ride.
616
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:59,202
- Freedom is what
it's all about.
617
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,474
(horn honking)
618
00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:07,644
- [Brandon] I think we had a
real fascinating group of...
619
00:24:08,513 --> 00:24:11,481
You know, of crazy
fucks involved in this
620
00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:13,584
and there's no way
that we weren't
621
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:16,987
gonna get something
absolutely fascinating.
622
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,223
(laughing)
623
00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:21,558
(grunting)
624
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,093
(groans)
625
00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:24,028
- You always have
to sound like you're
626
00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:25,528
swallowing an ice cold water
627
00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:27,565
after walking
through the desert.
628
00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:29,933
(grunts)
629
00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:33,503
(moaning)
630
00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:36,941
(moaning intensifies)
631
00:24:44,683 --> 00:24:45,583
- Ramsey!
632
00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:48,018
- Yes?
633
00:25:13,578 --> 00:25:14,545
- [Brandon] Boobs
were an important part
634
00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:16,313
of The Lenny Bruce Experiment.
635
00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:20,217
Georgia had agreed
show her breasts,
636
00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:22,752
Dinah Leffert had
agreed show her breasts.
637
00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:26,656
It marred the experiment,
638
00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:31,729
it proved to be the unraveling
of the whole experiment.
639
00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:35,532
- Oh yeah.
640
00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:39,336
- Oh my God, I'm never
kissing you again, Ramsey.
641
00:25:45,677 --> 00:25:52,449
God!
642
00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:53,750
(laughing)
643
00:25:53,752 --> 00:25:55,085
- I'm sorry.
- That's terrible!
644
00:25:55,086 --> 00:25:56,019
- I know, it's like...
645
00:25:56,021 --> 00:25:57,086
- I'm sorry.
646
00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:04,394
Um...
(laughing)
647
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,696
No, but it's not
funny cause it's real,
648
00:26:06,699 --> 00:26:09,032
it's funny cause it was kind...
649
00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:11,701
Oh fuck.
(laughing)
650
00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:13,069
(yelling)
651
00:26:13,070 --> 00:26:14,436
- [Woman] Oh my God.
- Never mind, this...
652
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,606
This is pretty much the worst
thing that ever happened.
653
00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:20,510
- But that's also
kinda hot, I mean.
654
00:26:20,511 --> 00:26:23,279
She made something
bad and made it good.
655
00:26:23,281 --> 00:26:29,686
(laughing)
656
00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:30,788
- And Ramsey?
657
00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:35,692
- The worst thing that
happened to me was, um...
658
00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:37,161
- What?
659
00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:40,230
- I was eight and I had a...
660
00:26:40,231 --> 00:26:42,799
Younger brother that
was a year and a half
661
00:26:42,801 --> 00:26:46,302
and my dad was running
for political office
662
00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:50,340
and, um, my sister who was...
663
00:26:50,343 --> 00:26:52,375
Ten was taking care of a year
664
00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:54,545
and a half year old named Hiram.
665
00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:56,579
And, uh...
666
00:27:00,318 --> 00:27:01,384
She, uh...
667
00:27:02,587 --> 00:27:05,521
Started the bath and uh...
668
00:27:07,593 --> 00:27:08,726
Put Hiram in the bathtub.
669
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,195
And every day, you
know, we were kids...
670
00:27:14,532 --> 00:27:17,267
Every day like three
o'clock or three thirty,
671
00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:20,304
TBS they played
the Three Stooges.
672
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,772
So she came in and...
673
00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:25,709
Was watching the
Three Stooges with us
674
00:27:25,711 --> 00:27:28,178
and forgot about my
little brother and...
675
00:27:29,214 --> 00:27:32,348
He proceeded to
drown in the bathtub.
676
00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:35,184
And to make matters worse,
677
00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:39,656
for political reasons, my father
678
00:27:41,626 --> 00:27:44,795
made us pretend like it
didn't happen for a month
679
00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,531
so he could get elected.
680
00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:50,134
Because he knew that would
681
00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:52,403
hurt his chances
of getting elected.
682
00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:54,904
So we had to pretend like
he was alive for a month.
683
00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,642
That was the worst thing
that ever happened.
684
00:28:02,714 --> 00:28:04,714
- That's pretty shitty.
685
00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:06,683
- But if I hadn't
been through that
686
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,618
I wouldn't be a
comic or an actor.
687
00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:11,521
You know.
688
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:14,191
I'd be another schmuck
going to Ivy League school,
689
00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,259
working on Wall Street
and dropping dead
690
00:28:16,261 --> 00:28:19,128
of a heart attack at 42.
(mumbles off screen)
691
00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:19,797
Thank goodness.
692
00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:21,164
- Amen.
693
00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:23,866
(gentle applause)
694
00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:27,837
(upbeat music)
695
00:28:55,701 --> 00:28:57,768
(engine humming)
696
00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:13,916
- [Brandon] Things
seemed to calm down.
697
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:18,555
Guys, we are in Barstow!
(cheers and applause)
698
00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:20,990
(mellow music)
699
00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:25,962
That was until I found out
that Johnny Blaze and Reid
700
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,865
were on their way
up to the event.
701
00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:34,505
- I hate these fuckin' people.
702
00:29:34,507 --> 00:29:37,240
None of them make sense
at all, it's like...
703
00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:39,242
Can you...
704
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:42,045
- Uh...
705
00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:53,723
(gentle music)
706
00:30:16,749 --> 00:30:18,548
- Ramsey, are you okay?
707
00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:19,883
- I'm cool.
708
00:30:19,884 --> 00:30:21,818
I'm pretty pissed
that my dad's here.
709
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,856
Cause he was told
specifically not to come.
710
00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:29,425
- But he just wants
to support you.
711
00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:30,894
- No, he doesn't.
712
00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:33,462
- What are you afraid of?
713
00:30:33,464 --> 00:30:35,464
- I'm afraid that
he's just trying to...
714
00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,000
He's been doing
this my whole life.
715
00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:39,036
I'm afraid he's just trying
to steal the spotlight and...
716
00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:40,671
Glom his way into shit.
717
00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:42,972
That's what I'm afraid of.
718
00:30:42,974 --> 00:30:44,307
- You are gonna be awesome.
719
00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:46,844
Don't worry.
720
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,414
- Alright, thank you.
- You're welcome.
721
00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:56,452
- You're awesome.
(laughs)
722
00:30:57,722 --> 00:31:00,423
(ominous music)
723
00:31:03,929 --> 00:31:04,994
- What's up?
724
00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:09,932
- Did we or did we
not specifically say
725
00:31:09,934 --> 00:31:11,934
you are not coming to
Barstow to the show?
726
00:31:11,936 --> 00:31:13,436
- Yes!
727
00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:14,938
- And Dad, we
specifically talked about
728
00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:17,340
not coming to the show.
- Oh, wait a minute, I came--
729
00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:18,575
- Specifically!
730
00:31:18,576 --> 00:31:20,611
- I came all the way out
here to California...
731
00:31:20,613 --> 00:31:21,711
- Yeah?
732
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,946
- To see the situation,
now you think I shouldn't
733
00:31:23,949 --> 00:31:26,383
come to the show?
- No, come.
734
00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:28,352
And I'm sorry, Johnny, come.
735
00:31:28,354 --> 00:31:30,086
Come to the show.
- Oh, so I--
736
00:31:30,088 --> 00:31:31,571
- Come to the show
because you know what?
737
00:31:31,573 --> 00:31:33,056
Nobody else is doing what
the fuck I want today,
738
00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:36,125
so why would Johnny Blaze and
my dad not be any different?
739
00:31:36,127 --> 00:31:37,361
- You know what,
since I'm here...
740
00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:39,462
I will be a PA.
741
00:31:39,464 --> 00:31:41,565
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you.
742
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,500
I will, I did wanna come.
743
00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:50,973
- If he goes off his
rocker, it's not my fault.
744
00:31:50,976 --> 00:31:53,977
- I know, Reid, can we take
a little walk for a second?
745
00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:57,114
I think he's a little
jealous that you
746
00:31:57,115 --> 00:31:59,715
sort of take some of the
attention away from him.
747
00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:02,152
You're a very
charismatic guy, okay?
748
00:32:02,153 --> 00:32:03,987
Sit sort of away from the stage.
749
00:32:03,989 --> 00:32:05,588
I just don't want him to...
750
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,156
To see, see you.
751
00:32:07,159 --> 00:32:09,826
- I'll try not to
aggravate the situation.
752
00:32:09,827 --> 00:32:11,428
- Alright, thank
you, I know it sounds
753
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,497
a little unreasonable.
754
00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:18,035
- Um, where's my limo guy?
755
00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:19,068
What'd you say?
756
00:32:19,070 --> 00:32:21,704
(gentle music)
757
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,721
We're short a person, dude.
- Okay.
758
00:32:37,722 --> 00:32:38,788
- You're a limo
driver but you're...
759
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,656
Yeah, uh, what...
760
00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:42,175
What else do you do?
761
00:32:42,176 --> 00:32:43,693
- As most people in LA, I
came to be an actor so...
762
00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:44,961
- Okay, you came to be an actor.
763
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,128
So you know how to PA?
764
00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:49,432
- No.
765
00:32:49,434 --> 00:32:50,200
- I need you to
run follow a spot.
766
00:32:50,201 --> 00:32:51,969
Okay, so take care of him
767
00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:54,171
but you just gotta
move the light around
768
00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:56,707
so you can shoot the
comedian with the light.
769
00:32:56,709 --> 00:32:58,642
Ramsey wants to talk
to the guys alone.
770
00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:00,176
- Oh okay, okay, sure!
771
00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:03,046
- Okay, so in five minutes I
need you guys all out of here.
772
00:33:05,084 --> 00:33:06,215
I think you should
stay over there.
773
00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:07,517
- Sorry.
- Stay.
774
00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:09,819
- Alright.
(laughs)
775
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,054
- Oh that's nice, fella.
776
00:33:11,056 --> 00:33:12,055
- You like that?
777
00:33:12,057 --> 00:33:15,224
It's a really nice cock.
(laughs)
778
00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:16,460
- I thought it would be bigger.
779
00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:18,627
(laughs)
780
00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:21,131
- Can I talk now?
781
00:33:22,201 --> 00:33:25,067
- I knew that things would...
782
00:33:25,069 --> 00:33:28,605
Get a little messy with
Ramsey at the helm.
783
00:33:31,042 --> 00:33:34,845
- Comedy to me is a
sacred fucking thing.
784
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:38,115
It is saying what no
one can say in public
785
00:33:38,116 --> 00:33:40,717
and saying it anyway
and being cool with it.
786
00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:42,618
It's saying I could
fucking rape my sister
787
00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:44,153
and making a joke about it.
788
00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:47,124
It's saying my friend got
shot in the face for crack
789
00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,657
and making a joke about it.
790
00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:50,760
It's saying the fucking
Holocaust happened
791
00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:53,763
and the Jews had it coming
and making a joke about it.
792
00:33:53,766 --> 00:33:55,065
It's about pushing the envelope,
793
00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:56,900
it's about having an art form.
794
00:33:56,902 --> 00:33:59,836
We are part of a
fucking fraternity
795
00:33:59,837 --> 00:34:01,872
and we're, the reason
we're all shit on
796
00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:05,142
over and over again as opposed
to some fucking hack band
797
00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:08,177
that's playing, you
know, Matchbox 20 covers
798
00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:11,047
is because the shit
that went on today.
799
00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:13,083
Realize the power you
have in your hands
800
00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:15,719
to get on the stage
and say something
801
00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:17,219
that no one else can say!
802
00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:19,755
There's a whole country of
people dying in cubicles
803
00:34:19,757 --> 00:34:21,791
and having heart
attacks and Lipitor
804
00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:23,193
is the most popular
drug because people
805
00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:24,827
can't handle their lives!
806
00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:26,530
We get to live free!
807
00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:28,998
And people die for that.
808
00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:31,101
And if you can shit
it away on pussy
809
00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:35,172
or you're a black man and you're
acting like a fucking coon.
810
00:34:35,173 --> 00:34:36,606
- How is that?
811
00:34:36,608 --> 00:34:38,141
- Your pants are
around your legs,
812
00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:39,675
you're shoving your
face in ass and stuff.
813
00:34:39,677 --> 00:34:42,045
- Did you not tell me
you wanted me to do this
814
00:34:42,047 --> 00:34:43,280
for your fucking thing?
815
00:34:43,282 --> 00:34:44,213
To go--
816
00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:45,715
- But I also, I also thought
817
00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:47,217
you'd know more once
you'd be in the thing.
818
00:34:47,217 --> 00:34:48,717
Did you even
Wikipedia Lenny Bruce?
819
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:49,952
- Ramsey, I--
820
00:34:49,954 --> 00:34:50,753
- Did you even read a
book of Lenny Bruce?
821
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:51,688
Did you even, you know,
822
00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:53,056
did you even look at a YouTube?
823
00:34:53,057 --> 00:34:54,990
But you know, you
know every single
824
00:34:54,992 --> 00:34:58,161
thing about every girl
you wanted to fuck ever.
825
00:34:58,163 --> 00:35:00,063
- Well, that's probably the
reason I got into standup
826
00:35:00,065 --> 00:35:01,597
and I'm not gonna lie.
827
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,132
Cause I like it when
girls laugh at me.
828
00:35:03,135 --> 00:35:06,036
Since I was in fourth
grade, I fucking love it.
829
00:35:06,038 --> 00:35:09,139
I love when girls laugh at me.
830
00:35:09,141 --> 00:35:11,007
- The whole part
of the experiment
831
00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:13,210
was that, was to be--
- Well the experiment
832
00:35:13,211 --> 00:35:14,978
has motherfucking failed!
833
00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:16,146
- Where's this shit
coming from, Ramsey?
834
00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:17,280
Like what the fuck?
835
00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:19,215
- Let's go, let's go, out, out.
836
00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:20,317
Please.
- Yeah,
837
00:35:20,318 --> 00:35:21,217
but that's immature, man.
- Yeah, it is immature.
838
00:35:21,219 --> 00:35:22,619
Please.
839
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:24,121
Please, all of you
guys get out of here.
840
00:35:24,123 --> 00:35:25,572
- Go have a good show, you
heartless motherfuckers.
841
00:35:25,572 --> 00:35:27,021
- Yeah, please, get
out of the fucking...
842
00:35:27,025 --> 00:35:28,824
Get out of the green room.
843
00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:30,059
- Gotta get a chair, man.
844
00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:31,862
- You too, Dave.
845
00:35:31,864 --> 00:35:33,096
Cause you're not an artist.
846
00:35:34,365 --> 00:35:37,300
- You know, you saying
I'm not a fucking artist?
847
00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:39,001
After all that I've suffered?
848
00:35:39,003 --> 00:35:41,804
After all that I've done
for you and for your shit.
849
00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:43,039
For you and for your shit!
850
00:35:43,041 --> 00:35:45,307
- And you don't get
this, this is art.
851
00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:47,744
- [Dave] Fuck off.
852
00:35:47,746 --> 00:35:48,978
- They may have not
risen to the occasion,
853
00:35:48,981 --> 00:35:51,114
I may fucking agree with you
854
00:35:51,115 --> 00:35:53,349
but that was fucking wrong, man.
855
00:35:53,351 --> 00:35:54,251
Fuck.
856
00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:59,389
(upbeat music)
857
00:36:01,793 --> 00:36:03,393
- I'm gonna be your host
858
00:36:03,394 --> 00:36:06,730
throughout the entire night,
so you can't get sick of Kato.
859
00:36:06,731 --> 00:36:09,032
- In his twisted mind,
how he sees the movie--
860
00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:12,001
- Don't, don't listen to
him, listen to Brandon.
861
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,202
- Yeah, as far as--
- He's not right.
862
00:36:13,204 --> 00:36:15,304
He's not the director, fuck him.
863
00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:18,208
- She's like, we got
these super fans.
864
00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:20,809
Here, Irene, do a quick
supermodel set for us.
865
00:36:20,811 --> 00:36:21,978
Give me that hair!
866
00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:23,713
Walk towards me, baby.
867
00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:26,682
It's Irene, modeling the
latest from Nordstroms.
868
00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:30,186
- My wife's at home with
three kids by herself
869
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,387
and she's fucking
calling me like,
870
00:36:31,389 --> 00:36:33,722
these fucking kids
are driving me crazy.
871
00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:36,293
And I'm here and I'm not
being appreciated for it?
872
00:36:36,295 --> 00:36:38,128
- I appreciate you.
- I'ma go home
873
00:36:38,130 --> 00:36:39,028
and she's like, how was it?
874
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,297
It was fucked up.
875
00:36:40,298 --> 00:36:43,266
- This is my time
traveling machine,
876
00:36:43,268 --> 00:36:46,902
where I reversed Kato's
set and you never saw it
877
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,873
and you're better for it.
878
00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:54,110
Holy fucking Christ.
879
00:36:54,112 --> 00:36:56,880
If somebody dies tonight,
it's his fucking fault.
880
00:36:56,882 --> 00:36:58,248
He's got bad mojo.
881
00:36:58,250 --> 00:36:59,916
Hey, you know what?
882
00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:02,219
Actually, I said that to find
out who the assholes are.
883
00:37:02,221 --> 00:37:04,721
Sir, I'm sick and
tired of people
884
00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:06,188
fucking with my friend Kato.
885
00:37:06,190 --> 00:37:08,858
Leggo my motherfucking Kato.
886
00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:10,460
He didn't do it.
887
00:37:10,461 --> 00:37:12,128
The only thing he's guilty of
888
00:37:12,130 --> 00:37:15,130
is living in a fucking
guest house like a bitch.
889
00:37:15,132 --> 00:37:17,199
- Hi, sugar.
890
00:37:21,306 --> 00:37:24,373
- You guys, this is a really
dirty fucking business.
891
00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:25,208
Like, let me just, can I...
892
00:37:25,210 --> 00:37:27,344
I'm tired, can I
talk to you guys?
893
00:37:27,346 --> 00:37:29,813
Listen it's a dirty business,
there's a lot of funny
894
00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:31,981
female comics but you
don't see a lot of funny
895
00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:35,184
female comics cause they
can't handle the environment.
896
00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:38,855
It's like, it's kinda like
being a fucking stripper.
897
00:37:38,856 --> 00:37:41,123
- Do you really wanna know
what I think about you?
898
00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:42,291
- About me?
- Yeah.
899
00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:44,427
- I would love to.
900
00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:45,362
- Do you really wanna know
what I think about you?
901
00:37:45,364 --> 00:37:47,797
- Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
902
00:37:47,798 --> 00:37:49,199
- Alright, come with me.
903
00:37:49,201 --> 00:37:51,067
- The dance of shame at the end
904
00:37:51,068 --> 00:37:53,036
where you have to
pick up the dollars.
905
00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:55,739
You fucking kidding me?
906
00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:56,972
I'll go to Arizona
and get, like,
907
00:37:56,974 --> 00:37:58,340
a fucking illegal
to chase me home
908
00:37:58,342 --> 00:37:59,909
and just blow that
shit backstage for me.
909
00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:02,811
Just...
(exhales loudly)
910
00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:07,951
Shame on you, Arizona!
911
00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,418
- What surprises me is that...
912
00:38:11,489 --> 00:38:14,056
What the cameras didn't
capture with Ramsey.
913
00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:17,260
How did we not...
914
00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:21,764
See what was going on?
915
00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:24,034
- Okay, Alicia, do
you got us in frame?
916
00:38:24,036 --> 00:38:25,135
- [Alicia] Mmhmm.
917
00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:26,802
Yeah.
(laughs)
918
00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:27,771
We're back.
919
00:38:29,507 --> 00:38:30,974
- So should I go first?
920
00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:32,842
I'll tell you what
I think of you.
921
00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:34,344
- You sure you don't
want me to go first?
922
00:38:34,346 --> 00:38:35,811
- No, it's cool, I'll do it.
923
00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:37,447
- Or you can go first,
just be really honest.
924
00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:39,382
- I will, I promise.
925
00:38:39,384 --> 00:38:43,320
Okay, so, I think
you're a wonderful guy.
926
00:38:43,322 --> 00:38:45,389
Um...
927
00:38:45,389 --> 00:38:47,456
Like you're just a
big bowl of furriness
928
00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:51,460
that, I don't know, I think
you're really sweet and stuff.
929
00:38:52,396 --> 00:38:54,063
- Would you fuck me?
930
00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:55,130
- Um...
931
00:38:55,132 --> 00:38:56,032
Um...
932
00:38:57,068 --> 00:38:58,001
I might.
933
00:39:00,105 --> 00:39:01,204
- Really?
934
00:39:01,204 --> 00:39:02,304
- I don't know, I haven't
really ever thought of it
935
00:39:02,306 --> 00:39:03,539
that way before.
936
00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:05,041
- What about right here
with Alicia watching?
937
00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,409
- No!
938
00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:07,577
Then I would definitely...
939
00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:08,878
Alicia, you do not
need to watch that.
940
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:09,978
(laughs)
That's, that's...
941
00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:11,414
- Do you wanna see that, Alicia?
942
00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:12,349
- [Alicia] Um...
943
00:39:12,351 --> 00:39:13,182
(laughs)
944
00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,284
Uh...
945
00:39:14,284 --> 00:39:15,384
- I don't think Alicia could
handle something like that.
946
00:39:15,387 --> 00:39:16,552
- Okay.
- [Alicia] Uh...
947
00:39:17,588 --> 00:39:18,588
- So your turn.
948
00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:19,489
- Alright.
949
00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:22,391
Do you know what
I think about you?
950
00:39:22,393 --> 00:39:24,393
- I would like to know.
951
00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:27,463
- You ever been to a...
952
00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:28,898
A Mexican party?
953
00:39:30,302 --> 00:39:31,835
- Yes, Yeah, I have actually.
954
00:39:31,836 --> 00:39:33,369
I live in LA.
955
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,505
- You're like a big
beautiful pinata.
956
00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:37,440
- Okay.
957
00:39:37,442 --> 00:39:39,108
(laughs)
958
00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:41,043
- And they string
it up from a tree
959
00:39:42,246 --> 00:39:45,614
and then all the kids
whack it with a stick
960
00:39:46,952 --> 00:39:49,018
until something falls out of it.
961
00:39:49,019 --> 00:39:50,552
- What are you trying to say?
962
00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:52,454
That I'm full of candy?
963
00:39:52,456 --> 00:39:54,224
- No, I'm saying
you're the empty pinata
964
00:39:54,226 --> 00:39:55,557
after the candy's been eaten.
965
00:39:57,561 --> 00:39:59,396
- What?
966
00:39:59,398 --> 00:40:00,597
- You're, you know...
967
00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:02,865
Beautiful,
968
00:40:03,534 --> 00:40:04,634
charming,
969
00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:09,438
and ultimately empty,
no more to value.
970
00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:11,974
- What are you...
971
00:40:11,976 --> 00:40:13,143
I'm not empty.
972
00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:16,012
I mean, you don't really
know me that well,
973
00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:17,213
how can you say that I'm empty?
974
00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:18,414
- Oh, I know you.
975
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,016
I know your type.
976
00:40:20,018 --> 00:40:22,251
- Yeah, but I'm not my type.
977
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:23,219
I mean, you should know that.
978
00:40:23,221 --> 00:40:25,155
I've showed you a big part of me
979
00:40:25,157 --> 00:40:27,289
that is not like everyone else.
980
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:29,592
- See that's just the thing,
981
00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:30,527
all the people like
you that are empty
982
00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:33,596
and ultimately just zombies,
983
00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:37,400
they think and people tell them
984
00:40:37,402 --> 00:40:39,034
that they're special,
985
00:40:39,036 --> 00:40:41,003
that they're filled
with goodness,
986
00:40:41,005 --> 00:40:42,472
but the ultimate joke...
987
00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:44,791
There's nothing there.
988
00:40:44,791 --> 00:40:46,242
- [Alicia] Oh, okay, Ramsey.
- Ramsey, you're being weird.
989
00:40:46,244 --> 00:40:47,543
(laughs)
990
00:40:47,545 --> 00:40:48,978
- Show.
991
00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:51,313
(groans)
992
00:40:51,315 --> 00:40:52,148
- Fine.
993
00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:53,016
- Was that nice?
994
00:40:55,387 --> 00:40:57,387
- You can play with
it, I don't care.
995
00:41:02,693 --> 00:41:04,494
Rub it for good luck.
996
00:41:04,496 --> 00:41:05,394
- Yeah.
997
00:41:06,331 --> 00:41:08,565
You have a nice head.
- Thanks.
998
00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:10,233
I thought you did, too.
999
00:41:10,235 --> 00:41:11,534
- Oh, now you don't think I do?
1000
00:41:11,536 --> 00:41:13,670
- Well, you're saying
horrible things to me.
1001
00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:17,005
- I don't think
they're horrible.
1002
00:41:17,007 --> 00:41:18,574
Are those horrible things
to say someone, Alicia?
1003
00:41:18,577 --> 00:41:20,342
- Okay, that's enough, Rams.
1004
00:41:20,344 --> 00:41:21,311
That is...
1005
00:41:23,447 --> 00:41:24,614
- Do I make you nervous?
1006
00:41:24,615 --> 00:41:26,014
- A little bit, yeah.
1007
00:41:26,016 --> 00:41:27,382
You're all sweaty.
1008
00:41:27,385 --> 00:41:28,550
- Oh, now I'm sweaty.
1009
00:41:28,552 --> 00:41:30,286
Artists sweat, too.
- Apparently.
1010
00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:32,588
- And they bleed.
- Okay.
1011
00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:33,590
- And they have bad times.
1012
00:41:33,590 --> 00:41:34,590
- [Alicia] Yeah,
he's so much better
1013
00:41:34,592 --> 00:41:36,271
than us, right, Georgia?
1014
00:41:36,271 --> 00:41:37,949
- Do you think I
look great right now?
1015
00:41:37,951 --> 00:41:39,628
- I think you look great, cause
I think it's the real you.
1016
00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:40,730
- Yeah.
1017
00:41:41,599 --> 00:41:42,664
It is the real me.
1018
00:41:45,103 --> 00:41:46,635
- Wanna get drunk?
- No.
1019
00:41:47,606 --> 00:41:50,106
- No?
- No, I don't.
1020
00:41:50,108 --> 00:41:52,342
- Do some pills?
- No, I really don't.
1021
00:41:52,344 --> 00:41:53,376
I've never done that stuff.
1022
00:41:53,378 --> 00:41:54,643
I don't need it.
1023
00:41:54,646 --> 00:41:56,278
- Need it?
- Yeah.
1024
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,413
- This has nothing
to do with need.
1025
00:41:57,414 --> 00:41:58,715
- Okay, you're hurting me.
1026
00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:00,449
(laughs)
1027
00:42:00,452 --> 00:42:01,617
- Look, I fucking do what I do
1028
00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:03,085
but I fucking show up
1029
00:42:04,054 --> 00:42:05,420
and I fucking deliver.
1030
00:42:05,422 --> 00:42:06,655
- [Alicia] Okay--
- And I let people
1031
00:42:06,657 --> 00:42:08,590
see my pain and
they laugh at it.
1032
00:42:08,592 --> 00:42:10,492
- Yeah, you deliver--
- That's what I do.
1033
00:42:10,494 --> 00:42:12,561
- You're always there, right?
- Always.
1034
00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:13,530
- Until you're with...
1035
00:42:13,532 --> 00:42:14,731
You were there for your brother?
1036
00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:16,733
(intense music)
1037
00:42:16,735 --> 00:42:19,068
- I can't believe
you'd fucking say that.
1038
00:42:19,070 --> 00:42:21,403
- Well, listen to the stuff
you were saying to me.
1039
00:42:21,405 --> 00:42:22,771
(cracking)
1040
00:42:22,773 --> 00:42:24,541
- [Alicia] No!
1041
00:42:24,543 --> 00:42:25,440
No, no!
1042
00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:27,376
No!
1043
00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:28,644
- Your parents
gave you everything
1044
00:42:28,646 --> 00:42:30,579
and it led you to this spot
1045
00:42:30,581 --> 00:42:33,282
where you thought you
could say something to me?
1046
00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:36,619
You thought you could judge me?
1047
00:42:37,722 --> 00:42:40,023
I say what I want!
1048
00:42:40,025 --> 00:42:41,623
- No, no, but say what you want
1049
00:42:41,626 --> 00:42:43,393
but don't kill me.
1050
00:42:44,496 --> 00:42:46,596
(yells)
1051
00:42:46,597 --> 00:42:48,530
Take care of (mumbles).
1052
00:42:48,532 --> 00:42:50,666
- [Ramsey] Never
had to struggle!
1053
00:42:50,668 --> 00:42:52,268
(yells)
1054
00:42:52,269 --> 00:42:54,570
(ominous music)
1055
00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:56,773
(panting)
1056
00:42:57,742 --> 00:43:00,610
- I think we have a sort
of would-be comedian
1057
00:43:00,612 --> 00:43:01,811
who wants to do a
little bit of time.
1058
00:43:01,813 --> 00:43:04,646
- Okay.
- His name is Johnny Blaze.
1059
00:43:04,648 --> 00:43:07,382
- Johnny Blaze.
(applause)
1060
00:43:07,385 --> 00:43:09,585
- There's a couple guys I know
1061
00:43:09,588 --> 00:43:13,356
and it's so crazy because
they'll start talking to you
1062
00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:15,123
and they'll be like (gibberish).
1063
00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:22,599
(Johnny Blaze muffled
in the background)
1064
00:43:24,635 --> 00:43:26,603
Yo, oh yeah, I'm over here.
1065
00:43:26,605 --> 00:43:28,704
Oh, come on in.
1066
00:43:28,706 --> 00:43:31,340
What the hell are
you talking about?
1067
00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:34,677
People that gerbil their
words, I can't stand em.
1068
00:43:34,679 --> 00:43:37,480
I just, come on, if
you're gonna talk--
1069
00:43:37,481 --> 00:43:39,282
- You just got a phone-call.
- Thank you.
1070
00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:40,115
- You just got a phone-call.
1071
00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:41,483
No, you did!
1072
00:43:41,485 --> 00:43:42,784
Johnny Blaze, everybody.
1073
00:43:43,688 --> 00:43:46,755
- Alicia's boyfriend
followed her out here.
1074
00:43:46,757 --> 00:43:48,157
She said he's outside,
1075
00:43:48,159 --> 00:43:50,659
I don't wanna be a
part of this anymore.
1076
00:43:50,661 --> 00:43:51,860
- Alright, okay.
1077
00:43:51,862 --> 00:43:53,396
- And then Georgia
went with her.
1078
00:43:53,398 --> 00:43:56,766
- Ramsey pissed, pissed
off some girls, okay?
1079
00:43:56,768 --> 00:43:58,684
So I'm gonna need
you, so supposedly
1080
00:43:58,686 --> 00:44:00,603
they're over at Starbucks and
we need you to go over there.
1081
00:44:00,605 --> 00:44:02,271
Okay and just check up on them?
1082
00:44:02,273 --> 00:44:03,773
Cause I can't get
in touch with them
1083
00:44:03,775 --> 00:44:05,641
cause they're not picking
up their fucking phones.
1084
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:06,876
- I collect unemployment.
1085
00:44:09,681 --> 00:44:10,847
I bought weed with
my unemployment
1086
00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:19,422
and, most important, I
fuck fat white chicks.
1087
00:44:20,257 --> 00:44:21,157
Whoo!
1088
00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:23,126
Yeah!
1089
00:44:23,862 --> 00:44:24,760
Yeah!
1090
00:44:28,867 --> 00:44:30,599
Fucking A, right?
1091
00:44:30,601 --> 00:44:32,333
- The fact that the
girls are now gone,
1092
00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:34,771
sitting over at Starbucks,
crying about stuff
1093
00:44:34,773 --> 00:44:36,239
and I can't reach them
1094
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:37,673
cause they're not
answering their phone.
1095
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:40,275
Take a ride, go apologize, dude.
1096
00:44:40,277 --> 00:44:41,911
Here are my fucking keys, okay?
1097
00:44:43,648 --> 00:44:45,782
Just go for a
fucking ride, okay?
1098
00:44:47,818 --> 00:44:49,719
- You know once again,
Brandon, I'm the bad guy.
1099
00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:51,554
- Dude, you are the
bad guy right now.
1100
00:44:51,556 --> 00:44:52,822
Just be the good guy.
1101
00:44:52,824 --> 00:44:54,456
Be the good guy.
1102
00:44:54,458 --> 00:44:56,159
- Why did I take my shirt off?
1103
00:44:56,161 --> 00:44:57,393
(laughs)
1104
00:44:57,394 --> 00:44:58,561
I shouldn't have...
1105
00:44:58,563 --> 00:45:00,228
I shouldn't have
smoked that much weed.
1106
00:45:00,231 --> 00:45:02,197
(laughs)
(ominous music)
1107
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:03,900
Like I smoked so much weed
1108
00:45:03,902 --> 00:45:05,835
that this seems like
a fucking good idea.
1109
00:45:07,338 --> 00:45:08,704
- [Ramsey] We're
gonna have to go
1110
00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:11,440
and get these girls,
they're at a Starbucks
1111
00:45:11,443 --> 00:45:14,643
sucking down frappuccinos
with a bad attitude.
1112
00:45:14,646 --> 00:45:15,545
Let's...
1113
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:17,713
What is funny about you?
1114
00:45:18,882 --> 00:45:20,483
- Um...
1115
00:45:20,485 --> 00:45:23,418
- [Ramsey] No, tell me
what's funny about you.
1116
00:45:23,420 --> 00:45:25,387
What's funny about Johnny Blaze?
1117
00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:26,588
- Um...
1118
00:45:26,590 --> 00:45:28,356
- [Ramsey] It should
come right out, Johnny.
1119
00:45:28,358 --> 00:45:29,925
If you have to think
about it, it's a lie.
1120
00:45:29,927 --> 00:45:30,860
What's funny about you?
1121
00:45:30,862 --> 00:45:32,228
- My...
1122
00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:33,463
I'm funny.
1123
00:45:33,465 --> 00:45:34,931
- [Ramsey] No, no, you
can't say I'm funny.
1124
00:45:34,932 --> 00:45:36,599
What is funny about you?
1125
00:45:36,601 --> 00:45:37,900
- Um...
1126
00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:39,202
- [Ramsey] Fucking retarded
children are funny,
1127
00:45:39,204 --> 00:45:40,836
are you a retarded child?
- No.
1128
00:45:40,838 --> 00:45:42,472
- [Ramsey] Are you
some down syndrome kid
1129
00:45:42,474 --> 00:45:44,407
playing in the park,
can't even hit a baseball?
1130
00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:46,909
Can't run to first,
are you one of those?
1131
00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:48,010
- No.
1132
00:45:48,012 --> 00:45:49,612
- [Ramsey] Then you better
have some fucking answer
1133
00:45:49,614 --> 00:45:51,313
to what's funny
about Johnny Blaze.
1134
00:45:51,315 --> 00:45:53,349
Cause there's a
hierarchy in comedy.
1135
00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:55,585
And the headliners
are like the gods
1136
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:56,619
and you're like the little man,
1137
00:45:56,621 --> 00:45:58,521
you're like...
1138
00:45:58,521 --> 00:46:00,422
You're like the people that
die in earthquakes and stuff.
1139
00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:02,291
- Okay, yeah.
- [Ramsey] If this is Katrina,
1140
00:46:02,293 --> 00:46:03,826
I'd be in the helicopter
1141
00:46:03,827 --> 00:46:05,894
and you'd be left on
the rooftop of a house.
1142
00:46:07,699 --> 00:46:08,864
Do you understand what
I'm saying to you?
1143
00:46:08,867 --> 00:46:10,532
- Yes, yes.
1144
00:46:10,534 --> 00:46:12,434
- [Ramsey] Now what's
funny about Johnny Blaze?
1145
00:46:13,737 --> 00:46:15,338
Motherfucker, what's
funny about Johnny Blaze?
1146
00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:16,505
- His energy!
1147
00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:17,806
- [Ramsey] Okay, his energy.
1148
00:46:17,809 --> 00:46:19,574
What's his energy like?
1149
00:46:19,577 --> 00:46:20,976
- It's spastic, crazy!
1150
00:46:20,978 --> 00:46:22,677
- [Ramsey] Right, like a retard.
1151
00:46:22,679 --> 00:46:24,413
Like a fucking retard, Johnny.
1152
00:46:24,414 --> 00:46:25,815
- Not a retard.
- [Ramsey] Yeah.
1153
00:46:25,817 --> 00:46:27,617
That's what you are, you're...
1154
00:46:27,619 --> 00:46:29,284
That's what's funny about you.
1155
00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:30,753
- I'm not retarded.
- [Ramsey] Yes, you are.
1156
00:46:30,755 --> 00:46:32,365
- I'm not.
1157
00:46:32,367 --> 00:46:33,978
- [Ramsey] Your parents
love you, you know why?
1158
00:46:33,978 --> 00:46:35,590
They didn't let you know
you were dumb young.
1159
00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:39,594
- Ramsey Moore!
1160
00:46:39,597 --> 00:46:41,597
You're my only friend I
have in the fucking world!
1161
00:46:42,699 --> 00:46:43,632
You know what it's
like to grow up
1162
00:46:43,635 --> 00:46:45,635
and have no friends?
1163
00:46:45,637 --> 00:46:47,670
And everybody to hate you?
1164
00:46:47,672 --> 00:46:48,871
And spite you and
you can't go over
1165
00:46:48,873 --> 00:46:51,541
to any of your friends' house?
1166
00:46:51,543 --> 00:46:54,744
Your mom won't even
fucking talk to you?
1167
00:46:54,746 --> 00:46:55,978
- [Ramsey] Johnny...
1168
00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:57,213
- You're, you said
you were my friend.
1169
00:46:57,213 --> 00:46:58,447
- [Ramsey] Johnny,
you know what?
1170
00:46:58,449 --> 00:47:01,983
You just found something
that is funny about you.
1171
00:47:01,985 --> 00:47:03,052
- You said you were my friend.
1172
00:47:03,054 --> 00:47:04,519
- [Ramsey] You found...
1173
00:47:04,521 --> 00:47:06,289
Quit fucking, if you
cry I swear to God,
1174
00:47:06,291 --> 00:47:08,958
I will knock your
head through the roof.
1175
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,460
You just found out what
is funny about you.
1176
00:47:11,461 --> 00:47:13,461
You have lived your entire life
1177
00:47:13,463 --> 00:47:15,463
without a single fucking friend
1178
00:47:15,465 --> 00:47:16,932
and now you're just learning
1179
00:47:16,934 --> 00:47:18,967
because you think
I'm your friend.
1180
00:47:18,969 --> 00:47:20,735
- You said you were my friend!
1181
00:47:20,737 --> 00:47:23,405
- [Ramsey] I don't
give a fuck about you!
1182
00:47:23,407 --> 00:47:24,940
(sobbing)
1183
00:47:24,943 --> 00:47:26,309
If you're gonna cry...
1184
00:47:26,311 --> 00:47:27,043
Okay, pull over.
1185
00:47:28,612 --> 00:47:30,413
Pull over, I can't
take the crying.
1186
00:47:31,583 --> 00:47:33,048
Pull this car the fuck over.
1187
00:47:33,050 --> 00:47:34,449
- I'm not, I'm trying--
1188
00:47:34,452 --> 00:47:35,451
- [Ramsey] You dumb
fucking monkey,
1189
00:47:35,452 --> 00:47:36,585
pull this car over.
1190
00:47:36,588 --> 00:47:37,820
- I'm trying to find a sp--
1191
00:47:37,822 --> 00:47:39,454
- [Ramsey] Get this
car off the road!
1192
00:47:39,456 --> 00:47:41,990
(intense music)
1193
00:47:43,594 --> 00:47:44,327
- Ramsey...
1194
00:47:45,496 --> 00:47:47,463
There's no Starbucks out here.
1195
00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:49,030
- [Ramsey] Oh, God damn it.
1196
00:47:49,032 --> 00:47:50,800
- What?
1197
00:47:50,802 --> 00:47:52,802
- [Ramsey] If you don't
quit fucking crying,
1198
00:47:52,804 --> 00:47:55,036
I swear to God, I'm gonna...
1199
00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:57,005
I'm gonna rip your eyes
out of your fucking head.
1200
00:47:57,007 --> 00:47:57,940
- You said you were my friend.
1201
00:47:57,942 --> 00:47:59,342
- [Ramsey] You fucking pussy.
1202
00:48:00,010 --> 00:48:02,043
You fucking, this is
why you have no friends!
1203
00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:03,478
Johnny.
1204
00:48:03,481 --> 00:48:04,679
Fucking even...
1205
00:48:04,681 --> 00:48:06,414
Did you cry all
through high school?
1206
00:48:06,416 --> 00:48:08,016
Little Johnny cry eye?
1207
00:48:09,653 --> 00:48:10,786
Sob like a fucking bitch.
1208
00:48:10,788 --> 00:48:12,788
- You don't know what it's like.
1209
00:48:12,789 --> 00:48:15,023
- [Ramsey] What do you see?
- I don't see anything!
1210
00:48:15,025 --> 00:48:15,992
- [Ramsey] Fuck you!
1211
00:48:15,994 --> 00:48:17,927
(screaming)
1212
00:48:17,929 --> 00:48:21,496
- [Johnny] My God, Ramsey,
what are you doing?
1213
00:48:21,498 --> 00:48:22,398
Oh my God!
1214
00:48:23,367 --> 00:48:25,101
What are you doing?
1215
00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:25,934
I can't...
1216
00:48:25,936 --> 00:48:27,003
My eyes!
1217
00:48:27,005 --> 00:48:28,637
My fucking eyes!
1218
00:48:28,639 --> 00:48:29,704
I can't see.
1219
00:48:30,807 --> 00:48:31,940
I can't...
1220
00:48:31,943 --> 00:48:33,074
(clattering)
1221
00:48:33,077 --> 00:48:35,043
(yelling)
1222
00:48:35,045 --> 00:48:36,545
Oh God, Ramsey!
1223
00:48:37,382 --> 00:48:38,614
(groaning)
1224
00:48:38,615 --> 00:48:40,615
You're my only friend.
1225
00:48:40,617 --> 00:48:42,652
You're my only friend.
1226
00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:44,753
You're my only friend.
1227
00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,521
You're my only friend.
1228
00:48:46,523 --> 00:48:50,092
- [Ramsey] Fuck you!
(Johnny screams)
1229
00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:53,596
(intense music)
1230
00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:54,429
- [Johnny] You're my only...
1231
00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:55,864
(screams)
1232
00:48:55,867 --> 00:48:58,434
Ramsey, you're my only friend.
1233
00:48:59,103 --> 00:49:01,469
(sobbing)
1234
00:49:03,141 --> 00:49:05,407
(grunts)
1235
00:49:05,409 --> 00:49:06,708
- Fuck!
1236
00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:09,445
(intense music)
1237
00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:17,920
(coughing)
1238
00:49:27,597 --> 00:49:28,496
Fuck you!
1239
00:49:34,438 --> 00:49:35,103
(sighs)
1240
00:49:35,106 --> 00:49:36,572
- Please...
1241
00:49:36,574 --> 00:49:37,806
Please give it up
for Randal Reeder.
1242
00:49:37,809 --> 00:49:39,909
Come on, everybody,
it's the big man.
1243
00:49:39,911 --> 00:49:40,809
It's Big Bob.
1244
00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:42,177
- I mean, I've um...
1245
00:49:42,179 --> 00:49:44,179
You know, worked
with Oliver Stone
1246
00:49:44,181 --> 00:49:47,817
and, you know, just
amazing actors,
1247
00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:49,485
Edward Norton and
all this and, um,
1248
00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:51,686
I'm forever
remembered as Big Bob,
1249
00:49:51,688 --> 00:49:54,090
the cock meat sandwich guy.
1250
00:49:54,092 --> 00:49:55,657
I guess it's kinda like you...
1251
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:57,994
You know, you build
a thousand bridges
1252
00:49:57,996 --> 00:50:00,496
in your lifetime,
you suck one cock...
1253
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,063
(laughing)
1254
00:50:02,065 --> 00:50:02,898
- [Brandon] So what
happened, dude?
1255
00:50:02,900 --> 00:50:05,201
- Oh, Johnny Blaze
went back to LA.
1256
00:50:05,202 --> 00:50:06,101
- [Brandon] What?
1257
00:50:07,605 --> 00:50:09,170
Where are the
fucking girls, dude?
1258
00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:11,306
Whatever, man.
1259
00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:13,675
Whatever, so what are they
still over at Starbucks?
1260
00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:14,976
- No, they're not.
1261
00:50:14,978 --> 00:50:15,945
- [Brandon] So they
all went back to LA?
1262
00:50:15,947 --> 00:50:16,846
- Yeah.
1263
00:50:18,016 --> 00:50:20,048
- Ramsey Moore...
1264
00:50:20,050 --> 00:50:21,617
- Brandon Graham.
1265
00:50:21,619 --> 00:50:22,550
- Are you okay?
1266
00:50:22,552 --> 00:50:23,818
- Yeah, I'm a lot better now.
1267
00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:25,186
- You ready to rock?
- I'm ready to rock.
1268
00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:26,688
How are you, gorgeous?
1269
00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:28,690
- I'm well, laughing.
1270
00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:29,858
- Good.
1271
00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:30,960
Thanks for sitting with my dad.
1272
00:50:30,961 --> 00:50:32,527
I yelled at him earlier.
1273
00:50:33,530 --> 00:50:34,262
- It's all good, he's laughing.
1274
00:50:34,264 --> 00:50:35,164
- Yeah, good.
1275
00:50:36,768 --> 00:50:38,034
We'll see if he--
- Ready to rock?
1276
00:50:38,036 --> 00:50:40,235
- I'm ready to rock, see
if he keeps laughing.
1277
00:50:40,237 --> 00:50:41,170
- Kick ass.
1278
00:50:42,072 --> 00:50:43,773
- Uh, let me tell you something.
1279
00:50:43,775 --> 00:50:47,143
I'm a pro, I don't care what
the fuck you've seen before me.
1280
00:50:47,144 --> 00:50:48,811
I'm the real deal.
1281
00:50:48,813 --> 00:50:50,512
I don't fuck around.
1282
00:50:50,514 --> 00:50:52,648
I'm a real fucking professional
1283
00:50:52,650 --> 00:50:54,550
and I'm funny as shit.
1284
00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:56,251
And I'm not afraid
of nobody in Barstow,
1285
00:50:56,253 --> 00:50:59,221
I know you got some bad
motherfuckers out here.
1286
00:50:59,222 --> 00:51:00,722
But my name's Brian Swineheart
1287
00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:03,224
and my friends call me B-Swine.
1288
00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:05,827
B-Swine, the other white meat.
1289
00:51:05,829 --> 00:51:08,563
Cause I had an audition
for a tampon commercial.
1290
00:51:09,699 --> 00:51:11,634
At first I thought, well
that sounds kinda weird,
1291
00:51:11,635 --> 00:51:13,168
but then I realized something...
1292
00:51:13,170 --> 00:51:16,038
Who knows more about
bloody pussy than me?
1293
00:51:16,039 --> 00:51:18,106
My whole life been
cockblocked by bloody pussy
1294
00:51:18,108 --> 00:51:19,641
and it's become a problem.
1295
00:51:19,643 --> 00:51:21,911
You know, when I was
a kid I was afraid.
1296
00:51:21,913 --> 00:51:23,278
Had a girl in my
dad's pickup truck,
1297
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,014
my dad let me take the
truck out for the night.
1298
00:51:25,016 --> 00:51:26,715
Oh great, man, I'm
gonna pick up this girl,
1299
00:51:26,717 --> 00:51:27,782
man, she's so cute.
1300
00:51:28,652 --> 00:51:30,186
I got bloody pussy.
1301
00:51:30,188 --> 00:51:32,253
Uh, you better get
out of my dad's truck
1302
00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:34,923
cause he beat the shit out of me
1303
00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:36,692
when I let the candy bar melt.
1304
00:51:36,693 --> 00:51:38,927
- They say the
sanctity of human life
1305
00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:41,262
is the most important
thing itself.
1306
00:51:41,264 --> 00:51:43,099
(laughs)
1307
00:51:43,101 --> 00:51:44,867
Entire government.
1308
00:51:44,869 --> 00:51:46,969
Yes, in order to preserve life
1309
00:51:46,971 --> 00:51:48,204
or to keep it from harm.
1310
00:51:50,141 --> 00:51:54,677
But what happens when people
start to kill each other?
1311
00:51:56,746 --> 00:51:58,847
(laughs)
1312
00:52:02,152 --> 00:52:03,751
Hey.
1313
00:52:03,753 --> 00:52:05,121
What's up, brother?
1314
00:52:05,123 --> 00:52:05,954
- How's it going?
1315
00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:07,289
- It's going good, dude.
1316
00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:09,057
You ever have a fucking...
1317
00:52:09,059 --> 00:52:10,626
Amazing day?
1318
00:52:11,262 --> 00:52:14,597
- Yeah, I have.
(laughs)
1319
00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:15,264
- I'm just fucking
with you, man.
1320
00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:16,632
How you doing?
1321
00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:17,900
He having, if this
motherfucker right here
1322
00:52:17,902 --> 00:52:19,101
hasn't even looked
up from his plate
1323
00:52:19,103 --> 00:52:21,237
since I fucking
grabbed the microphone.
1324
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:23,739
This motherfucker is
straight up chips and cheese
1325
00:52:23,740 --> 00:52:25,740
the whole fucking
time, God damn.
1326
00:52:25,742 --> 00:52:27,009
What you get on your SATs?
1327
00:52:27,010 --> 00:52:28,143
Barbecue sauce?
1328
00:52:28,146 --> 00:52:30,311
(laughs)
1329
00:52:31,882 --> 00:52:35,217
I'm gonna come up with my
own homeless dating service.
1330
00:52:35,219 --> 00:52:37,186
Fuck MySpace, No Place.
1331
00:52:37,188 --> 00:52:38,920
My name's Choo-Choo.
1332
00:52:40,358 --> 00:52:43,626
I like long romantic
walks through alleyways,
1333
00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:47,329
crushing cans and
arguing with buildings.
1334
00:52:49,233 --> 00:52:51,300
If this sounds like
a good time to you,
1335
00:52:51,302 --> 00:52:54,170
go to the corner of 5th
and Main and go ooh-ooh!
1336
00:52:55,338 --> 00:52:58,072
- Ramsey says he
wants to talk to you,
1337
00:52:58,074 --> 00:52:59,375
he's being weird.
1338
00:52:59,376 --> 00:53:01,876
Just go over and humor
him for a little bit.
1339
00:53:01,878 --> 00:53:02,710
Okay?
1340
00:53:02,713 --> 00:53:03,945
That cool?
1341
00:53:03,947 --> 00:53:06,014
Really?
1342
00:53:17,295 --> 00:53:19,295
- [T-Rex] Christmas time,
it's Christmas time,
1343
00:53:19,297 --> 00:53:20,980
Can I get a dollar?
1344
00:53:20,981 --> 00:53:22,664
Fuck you, you're not homeless,
you're hanging out outside.
1345
00:53:22,666 --> 00:53:24,800
(laughs)
1346
00:53:25,835 --> 00:53:29,070
- Here piggy,
piggy, piggy, piggy.
1347
00:53:29,072 --> 00:53:31,340
(snorting)
1348
00:53:31,342 --> 00:53:34,943
Ramsey, found the
perfect place to fuck.
1349
00:53:34,945 --> 00:53:38,414
♪ Fie, fi, fiddly I, O ♪
1350
00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:42,050
♪ Fie, fi, fiddly I, O ♪
1351
00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:42,885
♪ I said ♪
1352
00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:46,255
♪ Fie, fi, fiddly I, O ♪
1353
00:53:46,257 --> 00:53:51,327
♪ Someone's getting boned
in the kitchen with Dinah ♪
1354
00:53:53,297 --> 00:53:56,465
And you are the
lucky little piggy.
1355
00:53:58,268 --> 00:54:00,369
Hmm, interesting.
1356
00:54:00,371 --> 00:54:03,172
How'd you get so lucky, Ramsey?
1357
00:54:05,876 --> 00:54:07,275
- Alright.
1358
00:54:07,277 --> 00:54:09,277
Ramsey--
(clanging)
1359
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,413
Ramsey doing a sex tape.
1360
00:54:11,414 --> 00:54:12,715
Take one.
1361
00:54:17,355 --> 00:54:20,422
- Oh yeah, Ramsey,
you really turn me on.
1362
00:54:20,423 --> 00:54:21,456
Wanna fuck?
1363
00:54:22,425 --> 00:54:23,858
(laughs)
1364
00:54:23,860 --> 00:54:25,126
- That's not how you
start a sex tape.
1365
00:54:25,128 --> 00:54:26,461
- Yes, it is.
1366
00:54:26,463 --> 00:54:27,429
Let's fuck.
1367
00:54:31,235 --> 00:54:32,835
- That's all you can hit?
1368
00:54:32,836 --> 00:54:34,469
- I'm not trying to hurt you.
1369
00:54:34,472 --> 00:54:36,938
- You doing this sort
of sex tape with a slap,
1370
00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:38,474
slap the crap out of me.
1371
00:54:40,244 --> 00:54:41,744
That feels good.
1372
00:54:41,746 --> 00:54:42,777
Come on, harder than that.
1373
00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:43,911
That's ridiculous.
1374
00:54:47,485 --> 00:54:48,449
Come on.
1375
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:50,452
Don't be a pussy.
1376
00:54:51,322 --> 00:54:52,788
Don't be a pussy.
1377
00:54:52,789 --> 00:54:54,456
(moaning)
Don't.
1378
00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:55,356
Don't be a--
1379
00:54:59,063 --> 00:55:00,028
- Oh!
1380
00:55:00,030 --> 00:55:00,996
- See that's how you
start a sex tape.
1381
00:55:11,942 --> 00:55:13,208
(moans)
1382
00:55:13,210 --> 00:55:14,108
- Wait!
1383
00:55:17,782 --> 00:55:19,081
Oh my God, Ramsey!
1384
00:55:19,083 --> 00:55:21,215
Why are you going so aggressive?
1385
00:55:22,353 --> 00:55:23,818
(moans)
1386
00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:26,487
It's hot, but seriously
back up, fool.
1387
00:55:26,489 --> 00:55:28,190
It's carb day.
1388
00:55:28,192 --> 00:55:30,291
It's carb day for Ramsey.
1389
00:55:30,293 --> 00:55:33,362
Isn't it carb day for
you every fucking day?
1390
00:55:33,364 --> 00:55:36,398
You fucking sloppy
fucking son of a stupid
1391
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,400
fucking cunt bitch?
1392
00:55:38,402 --> 00:55:40,335
How about some apricot jam?
1393
00:55:40,338 --> 00:55:41,436
Oh, you know what I found?
1394
00:55:41,438 --> 00:55:43,438
Butter, how about eating
a fucking stick of butter,
1395
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,907
you douchebag?
1396
00:55:44,909 --> 00:55:47,208
Why don't you go try to
find your fucking cock?
1397
00:55:47,210 --> 00:55:48,844
I couldn't find it.
1398
00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:50,079
Is it under the flap?
1399
00:55:51,047 --> 00:55:53,849
You're such a fucking dick.
1400
00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:55,083
Why do you...
1401
00:55:55,085 --> 00:55:57,985
You can't be fat and
a dick, pick one.
1402
00:55:57,987 --> 00:56:01,389
You can be fat and nice or
you can be a dick and hot,
1403
00:56:01,391 --> 00:56:03,391
but you can't be both, Ramsey!
1404
00:56:03,393 --> 00:56:04,393
Anything else?
1405
00:56:04,394 --> 00:56:06,461
Want some mayonnaise?
1406
00:56:06,463 --> 00:56:07,496
I need a fucking...
1407
00:56:07,498 --> 00:56:08,396
Just...
1408
00:56:10,101 --> 00:56:11,599
(sighs)
1409
00:56:11,601 --> 00:56:13,235
Where'd you go, Ramsey?
1410
00:56:13,237 --> 00:56:16,538
I'm gonna leave the
camera in the refrigerator
1411
00:56:16,539 --> 00:56:18,239
for you to find, Ramsey,
1412
00:56:18,242 --> 00:56:23,244
because you're eventually
gonna open the refrigerator.
1413
00:56:24,347 --> 00:56:25,880
Perfect place for
you to find it.
1414
00:56:25,882 --> 00:56:28,483
Seriously, dude, you
could've got laid tonight
1415
00:56:28,485 --> 00:56:30,585
but instead you had to be a...
1416
00:56:30,588 --> 00:56:35,356
Fat loser douchebag cunt and
you're not gonna get fucked,
1417
00:56:35,358 --> 00:56:38,360
so why don't you
learn a lesson--
1418
00:56:38,362 --> 00:56:40,228
(screaming)
1419
00:56:40,231 --> 00:56:41,429
Ramsey, stop, no!
1420
00:56:41,431 --> 00:56:44,032
(grunting)
1421
00:56:44,034 --> 00:56:45,900
- [Ramsey] I hate you!
1422
00:56:45,902 --> 00:56:48,637
(intense music)
1423
00:56:54,210 --> 00:56:56,512
(rustling)
1424
00:57:03,219 --> 00:57:06,121
(bottle clanging)
1425
00:57:14,465 --> 00:57:16,264
- My daughter's got
dudes coming to the house
1426
00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:17,965
picking her up
for fucking dates.
1427
00:57:19,068 --> 00:57:20,536
My 17 year old, my
brother's like dude,
1428
00:57:20,538 --> 00:57:21,686
when they come
over to the house,
1429
00:57:21,688 --> 00:57:22,836
get a shotgun and
clean the shotgun
1430
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:23,505
in the living room
when they come over.
1431
00:57:23,507 --> 00:57:25,306
Look at, really?
1432
00:57:25,309 --> 00:57:27,009
I let 'em know that
I'm crazy off the top.
1433
00:57:27,010 --> 00:57:29,110
They come to my house,
I come to the door
1434
00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:32,313
in a sombrero and
lime green Crocs.
1435
00:57:32,315 --> 00:57:33,981
(laughs)
1436
00:57:33,983 --> 00:57:37,518
Asshole naked and jerk off
real slow in the doorway.
1437
00:57:38,389 --> 00:57:40,021
With no expression on my face,
1438
00:57:40,023 --> 00:57:41,655
like I don't like it,
I'm just doing it.
1439
00:57:41,659 --> 00:57:43,992
(laughs)
1440
00:57:50,701 --> 00:57:52,934
- What did I miss?
1441
00:57:52,936 --> 00:57:55,204
How did I not see
certain things coming?
1442
00:57:56,239 --> 00:57:57,672
Where...
1443
00:57:57,675 --> 00:58:01,677
Was I when things went
wrong during the event?
1444
00:58:01,679 --> 00:58:04,679
(dramatic music)
1445
00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:35,043
- This guy starring in the film,
1446
00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:38,313
the Lenny Bruce film
that we're doing.
1447
00:58:38,315 --> 00:58:39,581
Come on, give it up.
1448
00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:41,215
(cheering)
1449
00:58:41,217 --> 00:58:44,385
Also in the Real Potheads
of North Hollywood,
1450
00:58:44,387 --> 00:58:45,621
our friend,
1451
00:58:45,623 --> 00:58:47,255
our funny man and you
guys start clapping now,
1452
00:58:47,257 --> 00:58:48,724
it's Ramsey Moore!
1453
00:58:48,726 --> 00:58:52,494
(cheering and applause)
Ramsey Moore.
1454
00:58:55,666 --> 00:58:57,115
Ramsey Moore!
1455
00:58:57,117 --> 00:58:58,567
Come on, keep it up,
Ramsey, this is yours.
1456
00:58:58,568 --> 00:59:00,402
- You guys are all
probably wondering
1457
00:59:00,403 --> 00:59:01,637
what I think about you.
1458
00:59:02,639 --> 00:59:03,639
I think if everybody
in this room
1459
00:59:03,641 --> 00:59:05,574
got killed in an earthquake,
1460
00:59:05,576 --> 00:59:08,677
the world would be a
better fucking place.
1461
00:59:08,679 --> 00:59:11,179
I think if a bunch
of rowdy Al Qaeda
1462
00:59:11,181 --> 00:59:13,648
came in here and
blew this room up,
1463
00:59:13,650 --> 00:59:15,349
man, woman and child, the world
1464
00:59:15,351 --> 00:59:16,585
would be a better fucking place.
1465
00:59:16,586 --> 00:59:18,152
- The fuck?
1466
00:59:18,155 --> 00:59:19,721
- A little kid, two years old
1467
00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:21,657
will fall down
and bang his head,
1468
00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:24,693
but he won't cry until
everybody looks at him.
1469
00:59:24,695 --> 00:59:25,793
You know why?
1470
00:59:25,795 --> 00:59:27,094
Because of the shame.
1471
00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:30,798
It's the same thing with
girls that get raped.
1472
00:59:32,702 --> 00:59:35,070
Girls get raped all the time,
1473
00:59:35,072 --> 00:59:36,771
it's called rough sex.
1474
00:59:36,773 --> 00:59:38,739
It's called being choked out.
1475
00:59:38,742 --> 00:59:40,742
It's called being
drunk and coked up,
1476
00:59:40,744 --> 00:59:42,610
but when they go home to daddy
1477
00:59:42,612 --> 00:59:45,614
he calls them raped, damaged.
1478
00:59:45,615 --> 00:59:47,416
They can never
recover from that.
1479
00:59:48,719 --> 00:59:50,719
But you guys can't handle
that kind of truth.
1480
00:59:50,721 --> 00:59:52,653
Cause of most of
the guys in here
1481
00:59:52,655 --> 00:59:54,389
that probably raped somebody.
1482
00:59:55,693 --> 00:59:56,625
Let me tell you
about the day I knew
1483
00:59:56,626 --> 00:59:58,226
I had to be a comic...
1484
00:59:59,730 --> 01:00:02,530
My mother was dying of cancer,
1485
01:00:03,666 --> 01:00:05,166
she was in a hospital...
1486
01:00:05,168 --> 01:00:07,335
And she was on life support
1487
01:00:08,771 --> 01:00:10,771
and all my family left,
I was the only one
1488
01:00:10,773 --> 01:00:12,740
in the fucking room.
1489
01:00:12,742 --> 01:00:14,543
When the doctor
brought me a clipboard
1490
01:00:14,545 --> 01:00:15,844
and said sign this.
1491
01:00:17,146 --> 01:00:18,679
And I said, why do
I have to sign this?
1492
01:00:18,681 --> 01:00:21,682
He goes, cause we have
to unplug the machine
1493
01:00:21,684 --> 01:00:23,751
and nobody else in your
family will sign it.
1494
01:00:25,489 --> 01:00:27,623
So that's the day I
knew I had to tell jokes
1495
01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:30,626
and laugh because life is
not filled with laughter.
1496
01:00:31,762 --> 01:00:34,528
Life is filled with sadness
and pain and suffering.
1497
01:00:34,530 --> 01:00:36,697
(scattered jeering)
1498
01:00:36,699 --> 01:00:39,735
Shout me down, the fat
man telling the truth
1499
01:00:39,737 --> 01:00:41,737
but laugh at the
monkeys dancing.
1500
01:00:41,739 --> 01:00:43,371
Laugh at the pretty
ones that tell you
1501
01:00:43,373 --> 01:00:44,639
what you wanna hear.
1502
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:46,875
I will tell you what
you don't wanna hear.
1503
01:00:46,876 --> 01:00:48,510
The truth.
1504
01:00:48,512 --> 01:00:50,811
This is all going to
hell in a hand basket
1505
01:00:50,813 --> 01:00:52,780
and one day we'll all be dust
1506
01:00:52,782 --> 01:00:54,682
and you'll have to
say to yourself,
1507
01:00:54,684 --> 01:00:56,251
what was I remembered for?
1508
01:01:00,423 --> 01:01:01,690
This work is great.
1509
01:01:01,692 --> 01:01:02,891
That's right, I'm fat.
1510
01:01:02,893 --> 01:01:05,126
That's the one
thing you can say.
1511
01:01:06,396 --> 01:01:07,528
That's the one
thing you can say.
1512
01:01:07,530 --> 01:01:08,764
You know what?
1513
01:01:08,766 --> 01:01:11,432
Cause you're a dumb
motherfucker, sir.
1514
01:01:11,434 --> 01:01:13,635
A dumb motherfucker.
1515
01:01:14,771 --> 01:01:15,704
And you know what?
1516
01:01:15,706 --> 01:01:17,204
Fuck this place.
1517
01:01:17,206 --> 01:01:18,840
(mic clattering)
1518
01:01:18,842 --> 01:01:21,143
(crowd jeering)
1519
01:01:21,144 --> 01:01:23,144
- Is Ramsey done
already off stage?
1520
01:01:27,317 --> 01:01:29,418
- Fucking nice to say?
- I know.
1521
01:01:29,420 --> 01:01:31,318
- Who gives a fuck,
take your shirt off
1522
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:34,422
and I'll come up there
and play with your shit.
1523
01:01:34,425 --> 01:01:35,757
Fuck that dumb nigger.
1524
01:01:35,759 --> 01:01:37,759
Come on, Ramsey.
1525
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:41,195
You're a funny,
handsome kind person.
1526
01:01:41,197 --> 01:01:43,231
Fuck what that guy has to say.
1527
01:01:43,233 --> 01:01:44,800
Don't let that shit get to you.
1528
01:01:44,802 --> 01:01:45,833
- Alright, man.
1529
01:01:45,835 --> 01:01:47,601
Dude, dude, let's go.
1530
01:01:47,603 --> 01:01:50,472
Let's go, man, before
shit gets even worse.
1531
01:01:50,474 --> 01:01:53,275
(mumbling off camera)
1532
01:01:53,277 --> 01:01:55,309
I didn't know what just
happened there, man,
1533
01:01:55,311 --> 01:01:56,945
if it made you feel better...
1534
01:01:58,248 --> 01:01:59,514
It made you feel better.
1535
01:01:59,516 --> 01:02:01,483
The car's right there, dude.
1536
01:02:01,485 --> 01:02:02,416
Car's right there.
1537
01:02:02,418 --> 01:02:03,885
Get the fuck outta here
1538
01:02:03,887 --> 01:02:06,454
before someone puts a fucking
bullet in your head, dude.
1539
01:02:12,262 --> 01:02:14,628
- The office is open
from eight AM to six PM.
1540
01:02:14,630 --> 01:02:15,831
- [Ramsey] Yeah, I know,
but it has a buzzer.
1541
01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:17,865
You know like every hotel...
1542
01:02:17,867 --> 01:02:18,800
Is supposed to have a buzzer.
1543
01:02:18,802 --> 01:02:20,235
- Please use the night window.
1544
01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:21,635
- [Ramsey] I did,
push the buzzer.
1545
01:02:21,637 --> 01:02:22,903
(laughs)
1546
01:02:22,905 --> 01:02:24,371
Do you think I'm not
doing it correctly?
1547
01:02:24,373 --> 01:02:26,407
- No, I think you are
it's just really funny
1548
01:02:26,409 --> 01:02:27,342
that this is like...
1549
01:02:27,344 --> 01:02:28,275
Can we get a picture of this?
1550
01:02:28,277 --> 01:02:29,577
Could we...
(laughs)
1551
01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:31,313
- [Ramsey] Here we are.
- Hello!
1552
01:02:32,349 --> 01:02:34,315
Hello, hello.
(laughs)
1553
01:02:34,318 --> 01:02:36,650
I was like sitting, I
was looking directly
1554
01:02:36,652 --> 01:02:39,887
at like a black woman
and I saw her face...
1555
01:02:39,889 --> 01:02:42,623
When you said the
n-word and then, like,
1556
01:02:42,626 --> 01:02:44,726
she got uncomfortable and
then I was looking at her
1557
01:02:44,728 --> 01:02:46,228
and I got uncomfortable
cause I was looking at her
1558
01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:48,630
and it was like, we're
both uncomfortable.
1559
01:02:48,632 --> 01:02:49,965
♪ So refined ♪
1560
01:02:49,967 --> 01:02:52,800
- [Ramsey] Christina's
doing a song for us.
1561
01:02:52,802 --> 01:02:53,902
- [Brandon] Okay, that's great.
1562
01:02:53,903 --> 01:02:55,536
But get your guys...
1563
01:02:55,539 --> 01:02:59,541
You guys can go
back to Shooters.
1564
01:02:59,543 --> 01:03:00,942
Get your ass back to Shooters.
1565
01:03:00,943 --> 01:03:04,246
Right past Shooters is a motel.
1566
01:03:04,248 --> 01:03:07,481
This is the last movie
I'm ever gonna direct.
1567
01:03:07,483 --> 01:03:09,251
This is the end...
1568
01:03:10,253 --> 01:03:12,286
Of Brandon Graham's career.
1569
01:03:13,891 --> 01:03:14,989
- [Man] Chavez!
1570
01:03:15,893 --> 01:03:17,025
Cesar Chavez.
1571
01:03:18,695 --> 01:03:21,829
- Yeah, no, because my dad
just called me from the hotel.
1572
01:03:25,335 --> 01:03:26,701
Yes, security in the room.
1573
01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:28,869
Oh, you are?
1574
01:03:29,972 --> 01:03:31,273
Thank you.
1575
01:03:31,842 --> 01:03:35,943
- What a disaster.
(laughs)
1576
01:03:35,945 --> 01:03:38,012
At least I took my
shirt off, though.
1577
01:03:38,014 --> 01:03:39,481
That was kinda cool.
1578
01:03:39,481 --> 01:03:40,947
- Oh yeah, that was the
highlight of the night.
1579
01:03:40,951 --> 01:03:43,284
(laughs)
1580
01:03:44,688 --> 01:03:46,987
- I don't think I should
do any more talking.
1581
01:03:47,925 --> 01:03:50,525
- Shelley, do you wanna
come to my room with me?
1582
01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:53,295
- Yeah, definitely.
1583
01:03:53,297 --> 01:03:54,795
Um...
1584
01:03:54,797 --> 01:03:55,864
Sure.
1585
01:03:57,634 --> 01:03:58,934
What do you got?
1586
01:03:58,936 --> 01:04:00,034
- [Ramsey] I got a
fun time for you.
1587
01:04:00,036 --> 01:04:01,603
- [Shelley] You do?
1588
01:04:03,407 --> 01:04:06,974
(indistinct conversation)
1589
01:04:08,679 --> 01:04:09,911
(door clicks shut)
1590
01:04:09,913 --> 01:04:13,981
Come on, Daddy, don't
you wanna play tonight?
1591
01:04:13,983 --> 01:04:14,882
Huh?
1592
01:04:16,954 --> 01:04:20,989
♪ My heart belongs to Daddy ♪
1593
01:04:20,990 --> 01:04:23,023
(humming)
1594
01:04:25,728 --> 01:04:30,030
♪ So I want to
warn you, laddie ♪
1595
01:04:30,032 --> 01:04:34,603
♪ That you know that
I'm perfectly swell ♪
1596
01:04:34,605 --> 01:04:36,036
♪ That ♪
1597
01:04:36,039 --> 01:04:38,106
- [Ramsey] Pull it apart for me.
1598
01:04:38,108 --> 01:04:40,108
- Here?
- [Ramsey] Yeah.
1599
01:04:40,110 --> 01:04:42,010
♪ So well ♪
1600
01:04:42,012 --> 01:04:44,079
- [Ramsey] Oh yeah.
1601
01:04:44,081 --> 01:04:45,880
Spank yourself a little.
1602
01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:46,947
Oh yeah.
1603
01:04:46,949 --> 01:04:49,650
♪ My heart belongs to Daddy ♪
1604
01:04:49,652 --> 01:04:51,518
- Come on, come on, Daddy.
1605
01:04:51,521 --> 01:04:53,954
Oh, I want my Daddy to fuck me.
1606
01:04:53,956 --> 01:04:55,489
Oh God, you got the biggest...
1607
01:04:55,492 --> 01:04:57,992
Fuck me, God, ride me, oh!
1608
01:04:57,994 --> 01:04:58,927
Yeah!
1609
01:04:58,929 --> 01:05:00,027
Oh, God.
1610
01:05:00,898 --> 01:05:02,396
Yeah, fuck me.
1611
01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:04,932
- Accept it, take it.
- Daddy, yeah.
1612
01:05:04,934 --> 01:05:05,766
Ah yeah!
1613
01:05:05,768 --> 01:05:07,068
Oh yeah.
1614
01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:09,704
Yes, Daddy, oh, oh God.
1615
01:05:09,706 --> 01:05:10,572
Yeah.
1616
01:05:10,574 --> 01:05:11,706
Oh!
1617
01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:12,840
Oh yeah!
1618
01:05:12,842 --> 01:05:15,143
(groaning)
1619
01:05:16,646 --> 01:05:21,548
Daddy...
(groans)
1620
01:05:21,550 --> 01:05:23,117
- Bet you didn't see
that coming, huh?
1621
01:05:23,119 --> 01:05:24,018
- Mm mm.
1622
01:05:24,021 --> 01:05:25,719
(laughs)
1623
01:05:25,722 --> 01:05:28,123
Yeah, that was pretty hot baby.
1624
01:05:28,125 --> 01:05:29,023
Oh yeah.
1625
01:05:30,559 --> 01:05:32,059
That was...
1626
01:05:32,061 --> 01:05:35,996
Hey, that was the best I've
had in a long time, Daddy.
1627
01:05:35,998 --> 01:05:36,898
Yeah.
1628
01:05:40,036 --> 01:05:41,635
Yup, you know...
1629
01:05:42,972 --> 01:05:45,539
Keep that up, I'm
coming back for more.
1630
01:05:46,909 --> 01:05:49,010
- They always come back for
more if you fuck 'em good.
1631
01:05:49,012 --> 01:05:50,478
- Yeah?
1632
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:51,913
You know what I like
about it, though,
1633
01:05:51,914 --> 01:05:55,115
is like you just,
you put everything,
1634
01:05:55,117 --> 01:05:56,952
you put your all into it.
1635
01:05:56,954 --> 01:05:59,403
I'm just like...
1636
01:05:59,405 --> 01:06:01,855
I can't get loose, there I
am, you're just pounding me.
1637
01:06:04,661 --> 01:06:05,693
Oh.
1638
01:06:05,695 --> 01:06:06,728
I didn't know it was
gonna be this fun.
1639
01:06:06,730 --> 01:06:07,795
I thought...
1640
01:06:09,498 --> 01:06:12,534
I had no idea it was
gonna be this fun.
1641
01:06:12,536 --> 01:06:13,768
Uh uh.
1642
01:06:13,769 --> 01:06:14,936
- Shelley, that's
the thing about me.
1643
01:06:14,938 --> 01:06:16,838
No one ever sees me coming.
1644
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:17,871
- Nope.
1645
01:06:17,873 --> 01:06:20,007
I didn't see you coming, but...
1646
01:06:20,010 --> 01:06:21,108
You know what?
1647
01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:25,012
I don't know, maybe next time
I'm gonna bring some like
1648
01:06:25,014 --> 01:06:28,083
kinky toys and so
that, you know,
1649
01:06:28,085 --> 01:06:30,050
while you're like
doing it from the back
1650
01:06:30,052 --> 01:06:31,619
you could be whipping me, too.
1651
01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:33,855
And then I could,
like, you know...
1652
01:06:33,856 --> 01:06:38,927
Turn around and grab you by
the cock and make you just...
1653
01:06:39,596 --> 01:06:41,829
Slam it, you know, so...
1654
01:06:42,699 --> 01:06:44,898
Something cool like that, huh?
1655
01:06:44,900 --> 01:06:46,568
- So you're talking bondage?
1656
01:06:46,570 --> 01:06:47,568
- Yeah.
1657
01:06:47,570 --> 01:06:49,036
I like bondage.
1658
01:06:49,039 --> 01:06:51,940
- I do, too.
- You know.
1659
01:06:51,940 --> 01:06:54,842
And I'm gonna like, do
something that you've never
1660
01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:57,545
expected before, I'm gonna...
1661
01:06:57,547 --> 01:06:59,047
Okay, you got it, right?
1662
01:06:59,048 --> 01:07:01,181
I'm gonna be like
both knees over you
1663
01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:02,784
and I'm gonna put my
crotch over your mouth,
1664
01:07:02,786 --> 01:07:04,918
sit right on your face.
1665
01:07:06,088 --> 01:07:07,489
You know what I'm saying?
1666
01:07:07,490 --> 01:07:10,592
And just squirt
all in your mouth.
1667
01:07:10,594 --> 01:07:12,126
You're gonna be like uh uh.
1668
01:07:12,128 --> 01:07:13,228
Oh my God.
1669
01:07:14,097 --> 01:07:15,663
I mean...
1670
01:07:15,664 --> 01:07:17,632
- That's hot.
- Is that hot?
1671
01:07:17,634 --> 01:07:20,902
You're gonna be
like, oh yeah baby,
1672
01:07:20,903 --> 01:07:25,072
I wanna taste you every day
cause you taste like honey.
1673
01:07:25,074 --> 01:07:26,807
Come to me.
1674
01:07:26,809 --> 01:07:27,742
- You know what they call me
1675
01:07:27,744 --> 01:07:29,077
in the bondage world, don't you?
1676
01:07:29,079 --> 01:07:30,110
- What?
1677
01:07:30,112 --> 01:07:31,045
- Flesh blanket.
1678
01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:32,579
- Flesh blanket?
1679
01:07:32,581 --> 01:07:34,215
Ooh, I like that, baby.
1680
01:07:34,217 --> 01:07:37,518
- You get these little
90 pound Mexican girls
1681
01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:39,253
and all they want
me to do is just...
1682
01:07:39,255 --> 01:07:40,789
Lay on top of them
and smother them.
1683
01:07:40,791 --> 01:07:42,056
- Is that right?
1684
01:07:42,059 --> 01:07:43,090
That's your fetish?
1685
01:07:43,092 --> 01:07:45,559
- It's their fetish.
- Ooh.
1686
01:07:45,561 --> 01:07:48,128
I like that, flesh blanket.
1687
01:07:48,130 --> 01:07:53,201
Yeah, baby, give me a little
taste of that flesh blanket.
1688
01:07:53,603 --> 01:07:54,302
Mmm.
1689
01:07:54,304 --> 01:07:56,637
Sounds kinda sensual.
1690
01:07:56,639 --> 01:07:57,871
Flesh blanket.
1691
01:07:59,708 --> 01:08:01,041
Ooh, yeah, baby.
1692
01:08:02,179 --> 01:08:03,545
Ooh, again?
1693
01:08:04,547 --> 01:08:07,014
Oh, do you know how I like...
1694
01:08:07,884 --> 01:08:09,284
Come on, Daddy.
1695
01:08:10,186 --> 01:08:11,286
We're not done yet.
1696
01:08:12,889 --> 01:08:13,855
Huh?
1697
01:08:13,856 --> 01:08:14,688
(screaming)
1698
01:08:14,690 --> 01:08:16,256
- Shut up!
1699
01:08:16,259 --> 01:08:17,158
Shut up!
1700
01:08:18,528 --> 01:08:19,260
Shut up!
1701
01:08:22,631 --> 01:08:25,600
- It'd be really great
to be with someone who
1702
01:08:25,601 --> 01:08:28,636
is trustworthy and generous
and has a big heart and...
1703
01:08:28,637 --> 01:08:30,238
- You know, Christina,
this is what
1704
01:08:30,239 --> 01:08:33,073
Ramsey has been
wanting here all day.
1705
01:08:33,076 --> 01:08:34,908
- All I know is
that God hates me.
1706
01:08:34,911 --> 01:08:35,877
I'm just saying.
1707
01:08:35,878 --> 01:08:37,712
- Shut up!
(screaming)
1708
01:08:37,713 --> 01:08:38,613
Shut up!
1709
01:08:40,082 --> 01:08:40,981
Shut up!
1710
01:08:42,319 --> 01:08:44,719
(screaming)
1711
01:09:01,003 --> 01:09:03,971
(knocking on door)
1712
01:09:10,881 --> 01:09:12,180
- Uh...
1713
01:09:12,181 --> 01:09:15,048
It'd be cool if you come
over to the room, man.
1714
01:09:15,051 --> 01:09:17,118
We'd like to talk to you.
1715
01:09:17,119 --> 01:09:18,019
- Um...
1716
01:09:21,358 --> 01:09:22,923
Okay.
- Okay?
1717
01:09:22,926 --> 01:09:24,391
- Okay.
1718
01:09:24,394 --> 01:09:26,627
(door clicks shut)
1719
01:09:26,630 --> 01:09:27,362
- Alright.
1720
01:09:40,911 --> 01:09:43,177
- I thought you were
gonna go have a good time.
1721
01:09:43,180 --> 01:09:44,078
- Yeah.
1722
01:09:45,314 --> 01:09:47,148
- [Christina] Just...
1723
01:09:48,851 --> 01:09:49,850
Ramsey.
1724
01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:51,051
Ramsey.
1725
01:09:53,256 --> 01:09:54,788
- Yeah?
1726
01:09:54,789 --> 01:09:56,323
- If Christina and
Ramsey would've had
1727
01:09:56,326 --> 01:10:00,962
a human conversation
prior to this event,
1728
01:10:00,963 --> 01:10:02,430
maybe things wouldn't
have happened
1729
01:10:02,431 --> 01:10:03,898
the way that they did.
1730
01:10:07,837 --> 01:10:09,970
(laughs)
1731
01:10:09,972 --> 01:10:10,704
- Oh.
1732
01:10:12,274 --> 01:10:13,841
Been waiting all day for that.
1733
01:10:20,015 --> 01:10:22,716
Turns out Christina is
actually way into me.
1734
01:10:22,719 --> 01:10:25,052
She's getting her stuff
to spend the night
1735
01:10:25,055 --> 01:10:27,387
in Lee's double wide
trailer with me.
1736
01:10:27,390 --> 01:10:28,689
Can you imagine?
1737
01:10:29,592 --> 01:10:31,426
This could've been the
best day of my life.
1738
01:10:34,331 --> 01:10:35,229
- Hey, Ramsey.
1739
01:10:37,967 --> 01:10:38,832
- Gotta go.
1740
01:10:43,439 --> 01:10:45,739
- Good morning, sir.
- Good morning, dude.
1741
01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:47,809
- I think I got some pretty
good footage last night.
1742
01:10:47,810 --> 01:10:50,244
- You got some good shit?
- Yeah, how'd you sleep?
1743
01:10:50,247 --> 01:10:51,311
- Fucking horribly.
1744
01:10:51,314 --> 01:10:52,913
We gotta go, what
time is it, man?
1745
01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:55,350
It's like...
- Yeah, it's getting late.
1746
01:10:55,351 --> 01:10:57,985
- Alright, uh dude,
just wrap up your gear
1747
01:10:57,988 --> 01:11:00,054
and take a shower and stuff.
1748
01:11:00,055 --> 01:11:01,256
I gotta get back to LA.
1749
01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:02,422
I'm gonna get the car and stuff.
1750
01:11:02,425 --> 01:11:03,725
- Okay.
1751
01:11:13,002 --> 01:11:15,369
(eerie music)
1752
01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:24,011
(music intensifies)
1753
01:11:29,286 --> 01:11:30,385
(knocking on door)
1754
01:11:30,386 --> 01:11:31,286
- Ramsey.
1755
01:11:34,923 --> 01:11:35,722
- What's up?
1756
01:11:35,725 --> 01:11:36,390
- Yeah, what's up?
1757
01:11:36,393 --> 01:11:37,792
Where's Ramsey?
1758
01:11:40,329 --> 01:11:41,762
- Your trailer.
1759
01:11:41,765 --> 01:11:44,064
Uh, can you get us
over there, man?
1760
01:11:44,067 --> 01:11:46,134
We need the car, we gotta wrap.
1761
01:11:48,938 --> 01:11:51,439
- Alright, I'll meet
you in the parking lot.
1762
01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:52,506
- Alright.
1763
01:11:57,212 --> 01:12:00,148
(knocking on door)
1764
01:12:16,498 --> 01:12:17,532
- And...
1765
01:12:17,533 --> 01:12:18,432
And what time is it?
1766
01:12:18,435 --> 01:12:19,533
(laughs)
1767
01:12:19,536 --> 01:12:21,368
- Six AM.
- Is it really?
1768
01:12:21,371 --> 01:12:22,369
- I don't know.
1769
01:12:22,372 --> 01:12:23,904
I'm not tired, I
don't have much.
1770
01:12:23,907 --> 01:12:25,305
(laughs)
1771
01:12:25,307 --> 01:12:27,207
- Wow.
(laughs)
1772
01:12:29,244 --> 01:12:30,811
Maybe we should go to bed.
1773
01:12:32,381 --> 01:12:33,480
- Could you do something?
1774
01:12:36,453 --> 01:12:37,484
- Yes.
1775
01:12:37,487 --> 01:12:39,153
What?
1776
01:12:39,154 --> 01:12:42,289
- Would you, uh, dance with me?
1777
01:12:43,193 --> 01:12:45,993
- Sure.
(laughs)
1778
01:12:45,994 --> 01:12:47,494
You wanna dance with me?
1779
01:12:47,497 --> 01:12:49,863
- Yeah, I always had this--
- What kind of dancing rules?
1780
01:12:49,865 --> 01:12:51,466
Salsa, merengue?
1781
01:12:51,467 --> 01:12:53,900
- I know you can dance
me under the table but...
1782
01:12:54,904 --> 01:12:56,304
Ever since I've known you,
1783
01:12:56,305 --> 01:13:01,274
I've always wanted
to just slow dance.
1784
01:13:02,078 --> 01:13:03,010
- Like we're in high school?
1785
01:13:03,011 --> 01:13:03,911
- Like we're in high school.
1786
01:13:03,912 --> 01:13:06,447
- Prom, baby.
(laughs)
1787
01:13:07,317 --> 01:13:08,815
Alright, I'm ready.
1788
01:13:08,818 --> 01:13:09,550
Let's dance.
1789
01:13:10,453 --> 01:13:12,420
(chuckles)
1790
01:13:12,421 --> 01:13:13,488
(giggles)
1791
01:13:13,489 --> 01:13:14,988
I'm teasing.
1792
01:13:14,990 --> 01:13:17,524
- I...
(giggles)
1793
01:13:17,527 --> 01:13:19,493
I...
1794
01:13:19,494 --> 01:13:21,462
- We're slow dancing.
- We're slow dancing.
1795
01:13:21,463 --> 01:13:23,497
(giggles)
1796
01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:27,534
- Oh, so we're like hugging?
1797
01:13:27,537 --> 01:13:29,503
(laughs)
1798
01:13:35,478 --> 01:13:37,078
That's a little tight.
1799
01:13:37,079 --> 01:13:39,613
(intense music)
1800
01:13:51,994 --> 01:13:53,327
(engine roaring)
1801
01:13:53,328 --> 01:13:56,296
(tires screeching)
1802
01:14:01,503 --> 01:14:02,403
Tight.
1803
01:14:06,542 --> 01:14:07,641
What's, what's going on?
1804
01:14:07,644 --> 01:14:08,542
Ramsey?
1805
01:14:12,515 --> 01:14:13,680
Ramsey?
1806
01:14:13,682 --> 01:14:16,451
(groans)
1807
01:14:16,453 --> 01:14:17,518
Ramsey, what are you doing?
1808
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:18,485
Ramsey.
1809
01:14:18,488 --> 01:14:19,520
Ramsey!
1810
01:14:19,521 --> 01:14:20,520
What are you doing?
1811
01:14:20,523 --> 01:14:22,556
What the fuck are you doing?
1812
01:14:22,559 --> 01:14:24,992
(screams)
1813
01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:33,634
(Ramsey screaming and sobbing)
1814
01:14:55,257 --> 01:14:57,725
(clattering)
1815
01:14:58,528 --> 01:15:00,694
(screaming)
1816
01:15:09,005 --> 01:15:11,238
(sobbing)
1817
01:15:37,065 --> 01:15:38,298
- God damn it!
1818
01:15:39,402 --> 01:15:41,636
(sobbing)
1819
01:15:59,087 --> 01:16:02,088
(breathing heavily)
1820
01:16:06,194 --> 01:16:08,729
(ominous music)
1821
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:14,268
- I lost a lot of what
was important to me
1822
01:16:16,706 --> 01:16:19,707
through the process of
making my first feature film.
1823
01:16:20,609 --> 01:16:22,777
Would I change anything?
1824
01:16:22,779 --> 01:16:23,677
Um...
1825
01:16:25,448 --> 01:16:26,346
No.
1826
01:16:30,353 --> 01:16:31,385
I'm happy.
1827
01:16:31,386 --> 01:16:34,121
(intense music)
1828
01:16:47,302 --> 01:16:49,837
(ominous music)
1829
01:17:19,335 --> 01:17:21,101
- Do you know what I
really think about you?
1830
01:17:21,104 --> 01:17:23,837
(intense music)
1831
01:18:13,756 --> 01:18:16,657
(muffled yelling)
1832
01:18:21,797 --> 01:18:24,731
(intense music)
1833
01:18:40,850 --> 01:18:43,516
- Ramsey, come on, we gotta go.
1834
01:18:43,519 --> 01:18:46,252
(intense music)
1835
01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:52,760
Ramsey!
1836
01:18:52,761 --> 01:18:53,860
Ramsey!
1837
01:18:54,764 --> 01:18:55,863
Ramsey!
1838
01:18:58,568 --> 01:19:00,701
- [Dave] What the fuck happened?
1839
01:19:00,703 --> 01:19:01,836
- Oh my God, Christina.
1840
01:19:01,837 --> 01:19:03,770
Call fucking 911 right now!
1841
01:19:03,773 --> 01:19:04,704
- [Dave] What happened?
1842
01:19:04,707 --> 01:19:05,805
- Christina, what's wrong?
1843
01:19:05,807 --> 01:19:06,640
- [Dave] Fuck!
1844
01:19:06,641 --> 01:19:07,875
(grunting)
1845
01:19:07,877 --> 01:19:10,310
- Jesus Christ,
call fucking 911!
1846
01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:14,814
(screaming)
1847
01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:22,823
(instrumental version
of 'Three Blind Mice')
1848
01:19:48,451 --> 01:19:50,984
(ominous music)
1849
01:20:06,735 --> 01:20:09,869
- Just wanna make sure
that you understand,
1850
01:20:09,872 --> 01:20:12,939
that everybody understands that
I didn't do anything wrong.
1851
01:20:12,942 --> 01:20:15,341
I did my job as a father
1852
01:20:15,344 --> 01:20:18,945
and I made sure that
Ramsey got good Christian
1853
01:20:18,948 --> 01:20:22,649
orientation here and a full
education throughout his life.
1854
01:20:22,652 --> 01:20:24,952
So he understood
Christian principles
1855
01:20:24,953 --> 01:20:26,921
of love and mercy
and duty and honor
1856
01:20:26,922 --> 01:20:28,823
and all of those things.
1857
01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:31,492
And so I had no part in
anything he may have done
1858
01:20:31,493 --> 01:20:33,293
that wasn't like that.
1859
01:20:33,296 --> 01:20:35,563
Almost makes ill to think of...
1860
01:20:35,564 --> 01:20:37,765
What my son has done and...
1861
01:20:37,766 --> 01:20:40,466
No, I do not know
where my son is
1862
01:20:40,469 --> 01:20:43,503
and even if I did, I
certainly wouldn't tell you
1863
01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:46,472
so let me suggest
that's the end of it.
1864
01:20:46,475 --> 01:20:48,708
I don't think we'll
see each other again.
1865
01:20:48,711 --> 01:20:51,412
(ominous music)
1866
01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:20,807
- [Ramsey] Dad?
1867
01:21:20,810 --> 01:21:28,882
I remember the time I threw
my Frisbee up in the trees
1868
01:21:30,519 --> 01:21:32,853
and I climbed up on
the table to get it
1869
01:21:33,989 --> 01:21:36,122
and the table was made of glass.
1870
01:21:37,693 --> 01:21:40,927
I crashed through it and I bled.
1871
01:21:42,998 --> 01:21:46,367
And my mom was there to help me.
1872
01:21:48,537 --> 01:21:50,136
She's not there anymore.
1873
01:21:51,506 --> 01:21:54,007
(ominous music)
1874
01:23:45,654 --> 01:23:48,622
(eerie whispering)
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