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It wasn't supposed to be like this.
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I've been poisoning you
since last year.
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You were supposed to die
in a few months,
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slowly, like up to now.
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Nobody would realize it was me.
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Everything would have worked out.
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It would have been over with.
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Why?
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Because I've been listening to the news
all morning and I've run out of time.
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I'm sorry, it was going to be better.
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But we didn't have time.
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I can't sleep.
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But it's almost--
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almost 8:00.
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Go to your room.
I'll be right with you.
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What do you want me to do?
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My parents lent me the house
with this condition only.
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Well, let's do nothing.
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Xo, look...
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you have to sleep.
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Being a child is a bitch, I know,
but that's how things are.
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But in my house I don't have
to go to sleep until 10:00.
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Look, in this neighborhood,
children have to sleep early,
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because if not... err...
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- the Abominable Snowman comes!
- But it doesn't snow here.
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You tell him that
when he comes to get you.
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- Your uncle is all wrong.
- He is my cousin, not my uncle.
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Yes, baby, it doesn't
snow in Mexico City.
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Any idiot knows that.
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But many, many years ago
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there was a snowfall
that covered the city.
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It came from the distant
region of Nepal and sat here
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for 40 days in which the sun
barely came out to warm.
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It was snowing day after day.
People couldn't go outside
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and that's why they took so long
to realize what was happening.
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Many children were disappearing
from their homes.
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You know what happened to them?
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But your uncle does, right?
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They were found...
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- dead?
- Dead, of course.
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But that wasn't the worst part of it.
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Their hearts were torn out.
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After that, they realized
that whoever had done it
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only ate children's hearts.
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When they finally found him,
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one of the bloodiest battles
in all of history took place.
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The battle was so long that in 1958
the government had to make a truce.
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Benito Juarez agreed with the snowman
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that he could live in a cold-storage
container with one condition--
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he could only go out at night
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and could only take the children
who were not lying down after 8:00.
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They don't have to be asleep,
but lying in their beds.
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But they have to demonstrate
good will if they are not asleep
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- and at least they must count sheep.
- And how is he?
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He rings a bell and has a cart
where he puts the children's bodies.
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And he screams!
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Sure.
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- He screams.
- Is he the Bogeyman?
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If you have to choose,
choose the Bogeyman.
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It's the kind of person
that will only abduct you.
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The Snowman from Mexico
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will take out your little heart
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and before you die,
you'll see him eat it.
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Gaaarbiishhhhhhh...
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Did you hear that?
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- Gaaarbiishhhhhhh...
- Quick, Xochitl,
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close your eyes, close your eyes.
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Shhh.
Don't make a sound!
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If you're going to do something,
do it right.
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She won't come out!
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Oh! The garbage collector...
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or my mom will kill me.
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Scare her with the garbage collector--
you're a bitch.
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Good night.
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97 sheeps,
98 sheeps, 99 sheeps...
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One sheep,
two sheeps, three sheeps...
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Bruce?
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Is everything okay?
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I heard a sound.
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- Huh?
- I heard a sound. Go see.
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Bruce?
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Did you see this?
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Alice?
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Alice?
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- I heard a sound.
- Huh?
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I heard a sound. Go see.
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Alice?
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Alice?
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Bruce?
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Is everything okay?
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Buddy.
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Japan,
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we always believed,
was a country watched over by the gods.
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But me, I don't believe there is a God.
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Besides, if there really were a God...
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sensitive girls wouldn't be
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so ashamed whenever they had to fart.
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Good morning.
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Aaah! Miss Yumi,
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were you watching?
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Oh no. I'm so embarrassed!
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I saw what you did!
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Instead of God,
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00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:25,102
I believe that Miss Yumi
is watching over me.
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00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:30,566
When I'm with Miss Yumi,
I feel so happy,
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00:27:30,733 --> 00:27:34,403
but I can't control the sense
of yearning swelling in my breast.
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00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:39,075
So gentle and pure--
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00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:42,620
I wonder if Miss Yumi could
also make such a shameful noise?
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00:27:45,456 --> 00:27:46,749
Just then,
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we felt God's anger towards us.
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00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,256
Oh no! It's an earthquake!
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The ground began to shake.
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- Gas! Gas is coming!
- Run!
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Or maybe that black gas
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is a fart from the ass of God?
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00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:21,492
Miss Yumi!
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Huh?
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00:28:23,786 --> 00:28:27,540
I don't want to die
from breathing in that gas!
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- If I have to die...
- Yes?
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00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:33,170
...it's your--
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00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:37,007
it's your gas I want to breathe!
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All right.
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As long as you don't mind
if it smells bad.
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00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:10,458
Miss Yumi!
What a lovely behind!
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Here I go.
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Miss Yumi... everybody...
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So stinky!
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00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:18,651
Miss Yumi and I both have the same
kind of animal smell on the inside.
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I'm so happy.
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The land of the dead isn't the place
for pure and clean things.
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Let us pass beyond the boundaries
of good taste and become one together.
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Miss Yumi!
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I think I'm gonna fart.
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Get ready for real power!
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00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:34,456
I...
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I'm not the intruder,
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nor stranger...
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nor somebody else.
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00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:48,011
Ironic, isn't it?
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You changed me.
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You changed me.
You marked me.
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And, you know?
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You aren't brave.
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Neither unique nor original.
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00:40:08,281 --> 00:40:10,075
You are so basic.
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So primal.
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I can't even remember how I got here.
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I...
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I arrived without looking,
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without worrying.
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And now?
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Do I surrender?
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I just didn't see that angle.
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I didn't see this would happen.
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I...
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the one who stopped being.
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The one who isn't anymore.
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00:42:15,617 --> 00:42:17,452
I...
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00:44:46,851 --> 00:44:48,603
What's wrong, Kawabe?
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Help me... please.
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00:50:57,180 --> 00:50:58,765
Not yet!
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00:52:23,224 --> 00:52:25,935
You sick fucks!
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Don't you fucking dare!
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Wait... wait... don't.
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00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,583
Gimme another chance!
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Ta-da! Cute, right?
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00:58:14,575 --> 00:58:16,202
You brought something again, Shane?
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00:58:16,368 --> 00:58:18,871
Don't.
I'm scared of bird flu.
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00:58:19,872 --> 00:58:22,791
C'mon, traffic was bad
and I had this bird.
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00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:25,169
Why buy it then?
Was it expensive?
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Don't tell me
you spent my money.
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00:58:29,381 --> 00:58:31,091
Not expensive, just look.
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00:58:42,770 --> 00:58:43,812
Look!
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That's nothing.
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Any bird can do that.
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00:58:56,075 --> 00:58:59,245
You have something
to tell Mommy? Go.
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00:59:03,832 --> 00:59:06,252
"Hi, Anne. You're so beautiful."
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Boring.
Tell me something I don't know.
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00:59:08,837 --> 00:59:11,465
I just got it yesterday and spent
all night teaching it to speak.
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00:59:25,646 --> 00:59:27,773
"Will you marry me?
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Marry me please--
me please."
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00:59:32,653 --> 00:59:34,154
Will you marry me?
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00:59:44,582 --> 00:59:49,587
"Don't be scared, Joy,
my girlfriend won't know."
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00:59:51,338 --> 00:59:52,715
Who is Joy?
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00:59:53,716 --> 00:59:57,052
The heck. It must have
remembered it from a movie.
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00:59:58,512 --> 01:00:01,265
"Mine is kinda big,
so it's gonna hurt a little."
187
01:00:04,727 --> 01:00:07,438
"Ooh, Shane, yours is so big!"
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01:00:07,605 --> 01:00:11,275
What the hell?!
Just say hello to your mom, birdy!
189
01:00:11,442 --> 01:00:13,777
"Oh, that feels good.
Shane, you're amazing."
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01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:16,697
"Oh oh oh oh..."
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01:00:28,584 --> 01:00:29,918
"Ahhh...!"
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01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:31,503
Damn you, Shane!
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01:42:41,781 --> 01:42:43,158
Damn, I can't believe it.
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01:42:43,324 --> 01:42:45,326
Fucking fat girl!
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01:43:13,271 --> 01:43:14,606
So, so--
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01:43:14,772 --> 01:43:16,024
Look at that gelatin.
Hey, gelatin!
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01:43:16,191 --> 01:43:17,734
Hold on, hold on.
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01:43:18,735 --> 01:43:20,486
Madame, excuse me.
199
01:43:20,653 --> 01:43:23,281
You're fat, madame.
You have to do something after a while.
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01:43:23,448 --> 01:43:25,783
- Yes, thanks.
- No, it shows.
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01:43:37,045 --> 01:43:39,881
You performed in Jurassic Park,
didn't you? The Brontosaurus.
202
01:43:41,090 --> 01:43:42,884
Get out, get out!
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01:43:56,773 --> 01:43:58,900
Gosh... look at this.
204
01:44:01,110 --> 01:44:02,904
Hey, take a break on the peanut butter.
205
01:44:03,071 --> 01:44:05,531
Oh my gosh, if I were her,
I wouldn't go out.
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01:44:05,698 --> 01:44:08,368
Oh my gosh! Hey hey hey, so true!
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01:44:09,410 --> 01:44:11,621
Ah ah ah... for sure.
She can't climb up the stairs.
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01:44:11,788 --> 01:44:13,957
Hey, take a ride to the gym!
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01:44:29,180 --> 01:44:31,808
Me, with my cereal,
I can manage my summer slimness.
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01:44:33,643 --> 01:44:37,063
Slimness, flat tummy...
get ready for the summer!
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01:44:41,401 --> 01:44:43,278
With low dye...
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01:44:43,444 --> 01:44:45,697
say no to fat!
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01:44:49,284 --> 01:44:50,952
Rich in vitamins...
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01:44:53,997 --> 01:44:56,708
my body loves it, as you can see!
215
01:45:02,171 --> 01:45:04,632
Diet cereals make me thinner
and help you keep it!
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01:45:25,987 --> 01:45:27,697
Me, for my hair, I use Protif!
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01:47:54,218 --> 01:47:56,888
Me, with my cereals,
I can manage my summer...
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01:47:57,054 --> 01:47:59,849
With low dye, rich in vitamins...
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01:48:00,016 --> 01:48:02,226
my body loves it as you can see!
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01:53:58,332 --> 01:54:00,751
Our technology is simple.
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01:54:00,918 --> 01:54:03,379
Even an inferior nation can use it.
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01:54:04,463 --> 01:54:07,466
It is fully automatic
and indestructible.
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01:54:20,688 --> 01:54:23,232
Our talented personnel
are totally talented
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01:54:23,399 --> 01:54:25,276
and our shitty bastards
are perfectly shitty.
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01:54:26,277 --> 01:54:33,492
White means white-skinned human.
Not black, nor yellow, nor red.
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01:55:04,273 --> 01:55:07,985
Ever since Kunta Kinte
was abducted by America,
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01:55:08,152 --> 01:55:10,821
the blacks have harbored
a hatred for the whites.
228
01:57:43,640 --> 01:57:46,935
We yellow people love tangerines!
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01:57:50,689 --> 01:57:53,650
Japanese are superior sons of bitches!
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01:58:06,538 --> 01:58:08,665
My Emperor!
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02:02:19,750 --> 02:02:21,543
And, you know?
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02:02:21,710 --> 02:02:23,253
You aren't brave.
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02:02:23,420 --> 02:02:25,714
Neither unique nor original.
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02:02:25,881 --> 02:02:27,674
You are so basic.
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02:02:34,306 --> 02:02:35,599
So primal.
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02:02:37,434 --> 02:02:38,560
I can't even remember...
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02:02:58,580 --> 02:03:00,499
What's wrong, Kawabe?
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02:03:47,504 --> 02:03:49,714
"Oh, that feels good.
Shane, you're amazing."
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02:03:49,881 --> 02:03:52,884
"Oh oh oh oh..."
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02:07:38,193 --> 02:07:39,194
Me, with my cereal
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02:07:39,361 --> 02:07:41,488
I can manage
my summer slimness.
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02:07:41,655 --> 02:07:43,615
Slimness, flat tummy...
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02:07:43,782 --> 02:07:45,867
get ready for the summer!
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02:07:49,788 --> 02:07:51,331
With low dye...
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02:07:52,332 --> 02:07:54,167
Say no to fat!
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02:07:58,046 --> 02:07:59,422
Rich in vitamins...
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02:08:02,801 --> 02:08:05,512
my body loves it,
as you can see!
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