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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:14,370 ♪ Take this pink ribbon off my eyes ♪ 2 00:00:14,490 --> 00:00:18,790 ♪ I'm exposed and it's no big surprise ♪ 3 00:00:18,910 --> 00:00:22,790 ♪ Don't ya think I know exactly where I stand ♪ 4 00:00:23,750 --> 00:00:28,210 ♪ This world is forcing me to hold your hand ♪ 5 00:00:28,340 --> 00:00:31,970 ♪ 'Cause I'm just a girl Well, little old me ♪ 6 00:00:32,090 --> 00:00:36,680 ♪ Well don't let me out of your sight ♪ 7 00:00:36,810 --> 00:00:39,180 ♪ Oh, I'm just a girl ♪ 8 00:00:39,310 --> 00:00:41,270 ♪ All pretty and petite ♪ 9 00:00:41,390 --> 00:00:46,020 ♪ So don't let me have any rights ♪ 10 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:51,360 ♪ Oh I've had it up to here ♪ 11 00:00:55,030 --> 00:00:58,790 ♪ The moment that I step outside ♪ 12 00:00:58,910 --> 00:01:03,040 ♪ So many reasons for me to run and hide ♪ 13 00:01:03,170 --> 00:01:07,550 ♪ I can't do the little things I hold so dear ♪ 14 00:01:07,670 --> 00:01:12,590 ♪ 'Cause it's all those little things that I fear ♪ 15 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:16,760 ♪ 'Cause I'm just a girl I'd rather not be ♪ 16 00:01:16,890 --> 00:01:21,350 ♪ 'Cause they won't let me drive late at night ♪ 17 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:25,650 ♪ Oh, I'm just a girl Guess I'm some kind of freak ♪ 18 00:01:25,770 --> 00:01:30,610 ♪ 'Cause they all sit and stare with their eyes ♪ 19 00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:36,070 ♪ Oh, am I making myself clear ♪ 20 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:44,000 ♪ I'm just a girl ♪ 21 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:47,670 ♪ I'm just a girl in the world ♪ 22 00:01:47,790 --> 00:01:51,760 - How much is this, Lori? - It's very expensive. 23 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,840 It's very expensive. 24 00:01:53,970 --> 00:01:56,430 Look, I got money to spend in here. 25 00:01:56,550 --> 00:02:01,430 I don't think we have anything for you. You're obviously in the wrong place. 26 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:03,600 Please leave. 27 00:02:03,730 --> 00:02:07,440 You know, even though we've watched "Pretty Woman" like 36 times... 28 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:11,360 - I never get tired of making fun of it. - Oh, I know. 29 00:02:12,860 --> 00:02:16,530 Aww, poor thing. Look! They won't let her shop. 30 00:02:16,660 --> 00:02:20,660 Yeah, like those salesgirls in Beverly Hills aren't bigger whores than she is. 31 00:02:20,780 --> 00:02:22,700 I know! 32 00:02:24,290 --> 00:02:27,540 Oh, my God, listen to that sad, sad music as she leaves. 33 00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:30,250 It's like, boo-hoo. Uhh. 34 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:34,920 But it is actually kind of sad. 35 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:41,260 Anything you see here we can do, by the way. Get ready to have some fun, okay? 36 00:02:41,390 --> 00:02:43,520 - Okay. - Mary Pat, Mary Kate, Mary Frances, Tovah. 37 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:47,020 - Let's see it, come on! Let's see the outfit. - How divine! 38 00:02:47,140 --> 00:02:49,860 Exactly how obscene... 39 00:02:49,980 --> 00:02:54,110 I just get really happy when they finally let her shop. 40 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:58,030 Okay, so I have nothing to wear. 41 00:02:58,150 --> 00:03:00,820 We don't even have time to make anything new before we go out. 42 00:03:00,950 --> 00:03:03,200 Well, what about this? 43 00:03:03,330 --> 00:03:07,870 - Did you lose weight? - Actually, I have been trying this new fat-free diet I invented. 44 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,920 All I've had to eat for the past six days are Gummi Bears, jelly beans, and candy corns. 45 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:15,630 God, I wish I had your discipline. 46 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,470 - ♪ This is it.... ♪ - ♪ Work this... ♪ 47 00:03:18,590 --> 00:03:20,720 - ♪ Diddy-bum diddy-bum pow... ♪ - ♪ Here it is... ♪ 48 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,470 I can't believe how cute I look! 49 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:27,640 I know! You know what? This is like the cutest we've ever looked. 50 00:03:27,770 --> 00:03:31,350 Oh, it's definitely the cutest. Don't you love how we can just say that to each other... 51 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,940 - and we know that we're not being conceited? - Oh, I know. 52 00:03:34,070 --> 00:03:37,070 No, we're just being honest. 53 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,700 - ♪ Be my lover, Wanna be my lover... ♪ - ♪ Lover... ♪ 54 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:47,540 ♪ Go ahead and take your time... Boy you gotta feel secure... ♪ 55 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:50,670 ♪ Before I make you mine... Baby you have to be sure... ♪ 56 00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:54,210 ♪ You wanna be my lover... Wanna be my lover... ♪ 57 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:57,960 God. I hope some cute guys get here tonight. They were cute last night. 58 00:03:58,090 --> 00:04:01,340 - Oh, they were cute. - Really cute! - Oh! 59 00:04:01,470 --> 00:04:04,300 - Hey, Michele! Romy! - We'll take two Diet Cokes? 60 00:04:04,430 --> 00:04:07,560 Right, with extra cherries. Don't move. I'll be right back. 61 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:12,940 Okay. I have the yuckiest taste in my mouth from those taquitos. 62 00:04:13,060 --> 00:04:15,820 - Eeew. - I hope I don't get indigestion. 63 00:04:15,940 --> 00:04:19,650 Hey, remember that time I barfed from bad Mexican food? It was so gross. 64 00:04:19,780 --> 00:04:23,780 - Oh, my God, I hate throwing up in public. - Me too! Ooh. 65 00:04:31,870 --> 00:04:35,000 I can't believe it. There are absolutely no guys here tonight. 66 00:04:35,130 --> 00:04:37,460 I know. None. 67 00:04:37,590 --> 00:04:40,260 Come on, Michele, let's just go dance with ourselves. 68 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:42,300 Okay. 69 00:04:42,420 --> 00:04:44,300 ♪ Put your hands in the air... ♪ 70 00:04:44,430 --> 00:04:47,140 ♪ 'Cause there's a party over here So grab yourself a beer... ♪ 71 00:04:47,260 --> 00:04:50,560 ♪ And we could get on with the world... ♪ 72 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:54,560 Swear to God. Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian. 73 00:04:54,690 --> 00:04:58,070 You wanna try and have sex sometime? Just to see if we are? 74 00:04:58,190 --> 00:05:02,610 What? Yeah, right, Michele. Just the thought of having sex with another woman creeps me out. 75 00:05:05,570 --> 00:05:08,370 But if we're not married by the time we're 30, ask me again. 76 00:05:08,490 --> 00:05:11,250 - Okay. - ♪ Tell me can you feel the... ♪ 77 00:05:11,370 --> 00:05:13,500 ♪ Masked girls comin' with the fever, fever, fever... ♪ 78 00:05:13,620 --> 00:05:17,960 ♪ Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive... ♪ 79 00:05:18,090 --> 00:05:22,420 ♪ Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪ 80 00:05:22,550 --> 00:05:26,970 ♪ Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪ 81 00:05:27,090 --> 00:05:31,770 ♪ Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪ 82 00:05:31,890 --> 00:05:35,940 ♪ Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪ 83 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:38,560 - ♪ Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh♪ - Two-four-three. 84 00:05:38,690 --> 00:05:42,780 - ♪ Stayin' alive♪ - Two-four-three. 85 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:45,200 Two-four-three. 86 00:05:46,820 --> 00:05:49,490 Two, four, three. 87 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,870 Two, four, three. 88 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:59,630 Service. Number 243. 89 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:01,630 It's beautiful. Is that real wood? 90 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:03,760 During this century, boys. 91 00:06:08,180 --> 00:06:12,180 Come on, Ramon. Quit jerking off and bring the car around. 92 00:06:19,810 --> 00:06:23,980 - It's about time. - Mm. Romy! 93 00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:26,900 You are looking hot today. 94 00:06:27,030 --> 00:06:30,160 Yeah. That's because I'm sweating like a pig in here. 95 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:33,030 Well, the air conditioning is working in the service office. 96 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:38,330 You might wanna come by and, uh, cool off later? 97 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:41,580 Yeah, Ramon. That'll happen. 98 00:06:41,710 --> 00:06:45,260 Sorry, ma'am. He is such an asshole. 99 00:06:45,380 --> 00:06:48,130 Mm. 100 00:06:48,260 --> 00:06:50,930 - I'm in a hurry. - Well... 101 00:06:51,050 --> 00:06:56,680 I'm going as fast as I can, Ms Mooney. Heather. 102 00:06:56,810 --> 00:06:59,020 Heather Mooney? 103 00:06:59,140 --> 00:07:01,310 From Sagebrush High in Tucson? 104 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,860 - Yeah? - It's Romy! 105 00:07:06,980 --> 00:07:09,360 - Romy White! - You're shittin' me. 106 00:07:09,490 --> 00:07:12,990 No, this is so weird. I didn't know you were living in L.A. 107 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:16,540 Well, now that you know, will we be getting together a lot? 108 00:07:18,870 --> 00:07:21,830 So, God! You're driving a new Jaguar? 109 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,420 - What do you do? - Ever hear of Lady Fair cigarettes? 110 00:07:24,540 --> 00:07:28,510 - The ones that burn down real fast? - "Twice the taste, in half the time, for the gal on the go"? 111 00:07:28,630 --> 00:07:32,800 I invented the quick-burning paper. 112 00:07:34,010 --> 00:07:35,890 Wow! 113 00:07:36,010 --> 00:07:38,640 - You goin' to the reunion? - What reunion? 114 00:07:38,770 --> 00:07:41,560 Our ten-year high school reunion in Tucson? 115 00:07:41,690 --> 00:07:45,230 You're kidding me. It's been ten years since high school? 116 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:49,990 - God. Where have I been? - I'm stumped. Where? 117 00:07:50,110 --> 00:07:53,570 - Anyway, are you going? - I'd rather put this out in my ass. 118 00:07:55,410 --> 00:07:57,620 I wonder why we didn't get an invitation. 119 00:07:57,740 --> 00:08:00,410 I mean, I'm sure Michele would have told me if she got one. 120 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:02,710 - Michele Weinberger? - Mm-hmm. 121 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:06,920 - Do you live with Michele Weinberger? - Yeah. 122 00:08:09,710 --> 00:08:12,010 I just thought maybe she'd be married to Sandy by now. 123 00:08:12,130 --> 00:08:14,680 - Sandy Frink? - Yes, Sandy Frink. 124 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,010 He could barely contain his erection every time she was around. 125 00:08:17,140 --> 00:08:20,180 Why do you think he always carried that huge notebook? 126 00:08:20,310 --> 00:08:23,310 The Frink-a-zoid and Michele, I am sure. 127 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:27,400 Besides, didn't you have a thing for Sandy in high school? 128 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:32,650 I did not have a "thing." I did not have a "thing." I did not have a "thing." 129 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:34,740 I was very much in love with him. 130 00:08:34,860 --> 00:08:37,200 Very much in love, and there's a difference. 131 00:08:38,780 --> 00:08:41,790 There's a difference. 132 00:08:41,910 --> 00:08:43,790 There's a difference. 133 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:48,130 I have to go now. 134 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:54,800 Well! I guess I won't be seeing you at the reunion. 135 00:08:54,930 --> 00:08:57,180 - But I'll tell everyone you said "hi." - Why don't you tell everyone... 136 00:08:57,300 --> 00:09:00,850 I said to go fuck themselves, for making my teen years a living hell? 137 00:09:00,970 --> 00:09:02,600 Oh, yeah, right! 138 00:09:05,810 --> 00:09:08,900 Finally... 139 00:09:10,570 --> 00:09:14,860 Michele. You will never guess who I just ran into. 140 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:20,830 - God, I cannot believe it's already been ten years. - I know. 141 00:09:20,950 --> 00:09:23,450 - Oh. - You know... - There she is. 142 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:27,080 Oh! God, she was so weird. 143 00:09:27,210 --> 00:09:30,420 - She still is. - Why was she, like, always going behind that building? 144 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:42,510 ♪ It was long ago ♪ 145 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:46,520 ♪ Seems like yesterday ♪ 146 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:50,480 ♪ Saw you standin' in the rain ♪ 147 00:09:50,610 --> 00:09:54,440 - ♪ Then I heard you say ♪ - Got a light? 148 00:09:54,570 --> 00:09:58,450 - ♪ I want your love But it comes out wrong ♪ - Thank you. 149 00:09:58,570 --> 00:10:02,620 - ♪ I want to live, but I don't belong ♪ - Thank you! Thank you, I really appreciate that... 150 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:06,040 because I'm not a human being or anything, you pathetic turd! 151 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:13,290 ♪ Blood and roses Blood and roses ♪ 152 00:10:13,420 --> 00:10:16,880 ♪ Blood and roses ♪ 153 00:10:17,010 --> 00:10:21,970 - ♪ Roses, roses ♪ - There should be a cigarette you could smoke all the way through between classes. 154 00:10:22,090 --> 00:10:24,760 What a waste. 155 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:28,060 - Okay. - Find us. - Oh. Okay. 156 00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:32,190 Oh, my God, do you remember what a big controversy it was... 157 00:10:32,310 --> 00:10:35,900 for us to have our picture taken together? 158 00:10:36,030 --> 00:10:39,900 Yeah, well, Danny Weller, like, "lodged the complaint," and, you know... 159 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:43,410 'Cause, "alphabetically, he's supposed to be between us." 160 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:48,540 And then we said, "Okay, Danny. If you want to be between us... 161 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:51,670 "you can come to Michele's house on Friday night, and we'll be waiting." 162 00:10:51,790 --> 00:10:53,880 That's right. He came over and we're like, "Danny, it was a joke." 163 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,710 I know! And then we turned the sprinklers on him! 164 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:02,680 Oh, my God. Didn't he die? 165 00:11:04,390 --> 00:11:06,350 - I think so. - Yeah. 166 00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:12,690 - Oh, my God. Michele. Look at the "A" group. - Mm-hmm. 167 00:11:12,810 --> 00:11:15,270 Christie Masters, Kelly Possenger... 168 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,690 Lisa Luder and Cheryl Quick. 169 00:11:19,570 --> 00:11:22,610 So, who would you say was in the "B" group? 170 00:11:22,740 --> 00:11:25,740 Oh. The drama crowd. You know, like Casey Degan and Mark Black. 171 00:11:25,870 --> 00:11:30,250 - Uh-huh. God, I had the hugest crush on Casey. 'Member? - Oh, yeah. 172 00:11:30,370 --> 00:11:32,250 God, I wonder why he never liked me. 173 00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:36,880 ♪ Young man, there's no need to feel down ♪ 174 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,960 ♪ I said, young man... ♪ 175 00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:41,630 So, what group would you say we were in? 176 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,300 Well, we definitely weren't in the "A" group. 177 00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:47,430 But you know what? We weren't really in the "B" group, either. 178 00:11:47,550 --> 00:11:49,680 Okay, we weren't in the "C" group, were we? 179 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:53,640 What? Oh, no. Michele, come on. I mean, that was like, all the honour students and like... 180 00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:56,400 the rejects; you know, like Sandy Frink and Heather Mooney. 181 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:59,900 - Eeew, look at them. - We were definitely not in that group. 182 00:12:00,030 --> 00:12:02,490 - Ecch. - ♪ She blinded me with Science ♪ 183 00:12:02,610 --> 00:12:06,660 Michele! Oh, Michele. Over here! 184 00:12:06,780 --> 00:12:08,660 Want me to get your huge notebook for you? 185 00:12:08,780 --> 00:12:12,410 Oh! Heather! I wanna take another picture of you and Sandy for the yearbook and... 186 00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:14,500 Oh! I wanna interview you too... 187 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:17,210 because I think it would make a really interesting article for the "Roundup." 188 00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:20,000 Ohh, Toby! Fuck off. 189 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:22,510 Okay. But can I take a picture of you first? 190 00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:26,640 So, Romy, what group were we in? 191 00:12:27,930 --> 00:12:30,890 Well, you know, I'm not sure that we were really in any group. 192 00:12:31,010 --> 00:12:33,850 I think maybe we were more like loners. 193 00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:38,270 - Oh, my God! There we are! - Yeah, and alone. Look. 194 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:41,730 You know, even though I had to wear that stupid back brace, and you were kinda fat... 195 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:43,740 we were still totally cutting edge. 196 00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:46,990 - I love it when it's hamburger day. - Uh-huh. 197 00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:51,530 Okay, smile! Great! Thanks a lot! 198 00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:54,870 - Can I take your picture? - Oh, please. - Hello, girls. 199 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Don't forget, you have detention after school today. 200 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:02,170 - Oh, we won't, Mr. Lish. - Yeah, we're really looking forward to it. 201 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:11,050 - God! - Can you believe he just got married? 202 00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:16,270 - Like, how desperate is she? - I know, it's like: "Hi. This is my husband. 203 00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:19,770 "He dissects crayfish, but he has a really good personality." 204 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:24,320 ♪ He's the kind of man that I desire ♪ 205 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:28,950 ♪ Sets the summer sun on fire ♪ 206 00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:33,120 - ♪ I want candy ♪ - Oh, my God. 207 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:38,080 - ♪ I want candy ♪ - Michele. Billy Christianson. 208 00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:41,670 - Oh, he's so cute. - He is cute. - Really cute. 209 00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:50,300 - ♪ Hey ♪ - Hi, Billy. 210 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,430 ♪ Hey ♪ 211 00:13:52,550 --> 00:13:54,510 ♪ Hey ♪ 212 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,020 - ♪ Hey ♪ - Ow! Billy! 213 00:13:57,140 --> 00:14:00,940 Oh, Billy, gosh, you're so slimy. 214 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:04,570 I cannot believe he's with Christie Masters. 215 00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:07,610 I know. She is, like, so transparent. 216 00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:09,740 Did you hear her report in Miss Weigatt's class? 217 00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:14,030 She actually thinks she's gonna be a TV anchorwoman. What a "deludanoid." 218 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,620 Those weirdos are staring at us again. 219 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:22,710 - They're obsessed with us. - Look at what they're wearing. 220 00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:25,380 Where do you even get outfits that hideous? 221 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:28,420 They made them in Home Ec from their own patterns. 222 00:14:28,550 --> 00:14:31,090 Actually, I think they're semi-interesting. 223 00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:39,430 In a freakish, off-putting sort of way. Never mind. 224 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,440 - Christie. - Uh. - Come on, I'm hungry. 225 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,400 No, Billy. Wait. I wanna have some fun. 226 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,440 Lisa, gimme the bag. 227 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:55,620 Here you go. You are so bad. 228 00:14:57,580 --> 00:15:00,620 - What? What? - She is out of control. 229 00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:07,920 Michele? Christie Masters is coming over here. 230 00:15:08,050 --> 00:15:11,920 - Wow. She never comes over. - Okay, just act cool. 231 00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:19,430 - Hi. - Hi. - Hi, Christie. 232 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:24,390 - So. You girls gonna try out for the spring musical? - Us? 233 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:29,020 Yeah, you should. It'll be fun. 234 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:35,200 - Okay. Why not? - Yeah. So, um, what musical are they doing? 235 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,370 - "The Music Man." - You're kidding! 236 00:15:38,490 --> 00:15:42,040 Oh, the Wells Fargo wagon ls a-comin' down the street 237 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:45,000 I love "The Music Man." 238 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:49,880 Okay. Can I have the rest of this? 239 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,550 Um, w... 240 00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:56,550 Mm. It's good. 241 00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:02,720 See ya! 242 00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:06,140 She can be really nice when she wants to be. 243 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,150 Michele! 244 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:16,070 - Uh-oh. Don't look now. Here come the Frink-a-zoid. - Oh, God! He is such a geek! 245 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:20,410 Hi, Michele. Gee, Michele, you're looking really lovely today. 246 00:16:22,030 --> 00:16:24,700 Okay. See you in Biology. 247 00:16:26,790 --> 00:16:30,040 I-I-l thought I ought to tell you, Michele, that... 248 00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:34,670 Christie Masters stuck magnets on your back. 249 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,720 - What? - She stuck... 250 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,930 Michele, you do have magnets on your back! 251 00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:42,100 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 252 00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:44,600 Oh, my God. Help me. 253 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,600 Oh, my God. 254 00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:51,900 Oh, don't let them see you get upset. That's what they want. 255 00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:56,440 Oh, my God. 256 00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:59,410 - Hey! - I'm pretending you just did something hilarious. 257 00:16:59,530 --> 00:17:01,780 Now, you laugh at me. Come on, do it. 258 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:18,510 God, that was so rude. I mean, you couldn't help it if you had scoliosis. 259 00:17:18,630 --> 00:17:23,890 I know. And what a bitch, taking your hamburger. I mean, what was that? 260 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:28,890 God, remember the prom? You got so thin by then. 261 00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:34,570 Oh, I know. I was so lucky, getting mono. That was, like, the best diet ever. 262 00:17:34,690 --> 00:17:38,530 I wonder, if I had gotten my brace off sooner, if somebody would have invited me. 263 00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:40,860 I mean, other than Sandy Frink. 264 00:17:40,990 --> 00:17:43,160 Well, nobody invited me either. 265 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:48,620 Well, at least we looked fantastic, and that is the most important thing. 266 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:53,460 - ♪ We were cool on craze ♪ - Oh, gee. Nice outfits. Really. 267 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:57,750 - ♪ When I, you ♪ - Oh, look, it's the Madonna twins. - ♪ And everyone we knew ♪ 268 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:02,880 ♪ Could believe, do, and share in what was true, Oh, I said ♪ 269 00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:05,680 Okay, this is so typical. Of course, we're like the only ones... 270 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,930 who don't look like we're going to a hoedown. 271 00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:11,230 - Oh, I know. This town is like so unhip. - Ecch. 272 00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:14,940 - I can't wait till we move to L.A. - Me too! 273 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:18,690 Everything's gonna happen for us there, Michele, and we'll never look back. 274 00:18:18,820 --> 00:18:21,610 - Okay. - ♪ Dance hall days ♪ 275 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,990 - ♪ Dance hall days ♪ - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 276 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,290 That hurt. But it looked really good. 277 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,370 ♪ Dance hall days ♪ 278 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,370 Oh, everybody! 279 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,880 - ♪ Dance hall, dance hall days ♪ - Okay, everyone. 280 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,760 Uh, it's the moment we've all been waiting for. 281 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:44,550 It's time to announce the king and queen of the prom. 282 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,760 - Ahh! - And the winners are... 283 00:18:52,350 --> 00:18:55,600 Billy Christianson and Christie Masters! 284 00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:59,110 Ohh! Ohh! 285 00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:02,690 - Duh. - Oh, it's me! 286 00:19:05,950 --> 00:19:08,120 Boo-hoo! I'm so surprised! 287 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,540 Thank you. Thank you. 288 00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:13,080 God, Billy looks cute in his tux. 289 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,710 - He does look cute. - Really cute. 290 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:23,210 Do you think, since it's the last night of school and I might never see him again... 291 00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:26,590 that maybe he would dance with me? 292 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,430 I bet he would. I mean, it's senior prom. 293 00:19:29,550 --> 00:19:31,930 Nobody's going to say "no" to anyone tonight. 294 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:46,450 Michele, since this is the last night of school and all... 295 00:19:46,570 --> 00:19:49,570 would you care to dance with me once? 296 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:51,870 No. 297 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:57,620 I'll dance with you. 298 00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:02,130 Nah. It's no fun unless you really love the person. 299 00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:07,430 Thanks, anyway. 300 00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:10,180 Okay. Who can name the capitals of all the 50 states? 301 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:13,310 Okay, Toby. Fuck off. 302 00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:17,730 Heather! Can't you be a little bit more sensitive? 303 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:21,810 Me? Me? Me be more sensitive? 304 00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:23,820 You are a jerk-off! 305 00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:28,030 ♪ Another kiss is what it takes ♪ 306 00:20:28,150 --> 00:20:30,160 - Albuquerque. - ♪You can't sleep ♪ 307 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,160 - ♪You can't eat ♪ - Albany. 308 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,330 ♪ There's no doubt ♪ 309 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,450 ♪ You're in deep ♪ 310 00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:40,710 ♪ Your throat is tight You can't breathe ♪ 311 00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:45,340 ♪ Another kiss is all you need Whoa-oh-ohh ♪ 312 00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:48,760 - Why are you tormenting me? - ♪ You like to think you're immune to the stuff ♪ 313 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:54,100 - Why don't you go fuck a sheep or your sister or yourself? - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 314 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,720 Brain-dead redneck asshole! 315 00:20:56,850 --> 00:21:00,100 ♪ Can't get enough You know you're gonna have to face it ♪ 316 00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:04,230 ♪ You're addicted to love You see the signs ♪ 317 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,570 ♪ But you can't read ♪ 318 00:21:06,690 --> 00:21:10,780 ♪ You're runnin' at a different speed ♪ 319 00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:15,120 ♪ Your heart beats in double time ♪ 320 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,450 - ♪ Another kiss ♪ - Um, Billy? 321 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,450 - ♪ And you'll be mine ♪ - Hi. 322 00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:23,920 - ♪ A one-track mind, you can't be saved ♪ - Do you wanna dance? 323 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:27,380 - ♪ Oblivion is all you crave ♪ - I mean, it's just 'cause... 324 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,340 this song is, like, so great. 325 00:21:30,470 --> 00:21:33,050 Mm. Never mind. 326 00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:36,390 Unless, you know, you want to. 327 00:21:36,510 --> 00:21:38,930 - ♪ Whoa, you like to think ♪ - Yeah. I mean... 328 00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:41,060 - ♪ That you're immune to this stuff ♪ - Y-Y... Sure. Why not? 329 00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:45,560 - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ - Really? - Wh... Um... 330 00:21:45,690 --> 00:21:47,570 - ♪ It's closer to the truth ♪ - Could you wait here? 331 00:21:47,690 --> 00:21:50,360 - ♪ To say you can't get enough ♪ - I-I-l'll be right back. - Okay. 332 00:21:50,490 --> 00:21:54,360 - Okay. - ♪ You know, you're gonna have to face it You're addicted to love ♪ 333 00:21:54,490 --> 00:21:58,450 ♪ Might as well face it You're addicted to love ♪ 334 00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:00,450 - Might as well face it - Hey, Christie. 335 00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:04,080 - ♪ You're addicted to love ♪ - That Romy girl just asked me to dance with her. 336 00:22:04,210 --> 00:22:07,670 - ♪ Might as well face it ♪ - Oh, you're kidding me! Oh, that's pathetic! 337 00:22:07,790 --> 00:22:12,090 - ♪ Might as well face it ♪ - W-W-W-What should I do? 338 00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:14,300 Let me take care of this. 339 00:22:20,010 --> 00:22:23,270 - Michele? - Oh, God. Okay, so what did he say? 340 00:22:23,390 --> 00:22:26,350 - "Sure. Why not?" - Oh, my God! 341 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:33,570 - Thanks a lot, Romy. - What? 342 00:22:33,690 --> 00:22:35,740 Thanks for stealing my boyfriend. 343 00:22:35,860 --> 00:22:39,200 - What are you talking about? - Billy just broke up with me. 344 00:22:39,330 --> 00:22:41,990 Apparently he's had a crush on you since Mr Roswell's class. 345 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:46,620 And now that he knows that you like him, he doesn't want to "pretend" with me any more. 346 00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:50,340 My life was perfect and you've ruined it. 347 00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:53,300 ♪ Go for it Groove ahead ♪ 348 00:22:53,420 --> 00:22:56,340 I swear to God, Christie, I didn't even think he'd dance with me. 349 00:22:56,470 --> 00:23:00,300 - ♪ To whip it, Whip it good ♪ - Wow. She is really P.O.'d. 350 00:23:00,430 --> 00:23:04,060 - This is so cool! - Oh, I know. 351 00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:08,230 You know what is so weird? I had this dream, where Billy was like, in love with me. 352 00:23:08,350 --> 00:23:12,190 And I mean, he was in a wheelchair, but still, it's like it's coming true or something! 353 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,610 - Uh-huh. - How's my hair? 354 00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:17,700 Perfect. Okay, Romy, you look so good with blonde hair and black roots. 355 00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:20,990 - It's like, not even funny. - I have to say... 356 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:25,000 this is turning out to be one of the very best nights of my entire life. 357 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,250 Yay, yay! 358 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:45,140 ♪ Lyin' in my bed I hear the clock tick ♪ 359 00:23:45,270 --> 00:23:47,680 ♪ And think of you ♪ 360 00:23:47,810 --> 00:23:50,770 ♪ Caught up in circles ♪ 361 00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:54,980 ♪ Confusion is nothing new ♪ 362 00:23:55,110 --> 00:23:58,860 ♪ Flashback to warm nights ♪ 363 00:23:58,990 --> 00:24:02,370 ♪ Almost left behind ♪ 364 00:24:02,490 --> 00:24:06,370 - ♪ Suitcase of memories ♪ - You know, maybe he's, like, passed out in the bathroom. 365 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,370 - You want me to go check? - ♪ Time after, Sometimes ♪ 366 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:11,670 - ♪ You picture me ♪ - He's not in the bathroom, Michele. 367 00:24:11,790 --> 00:24:15,170 ♪ I'm walkin' too far ahead ♪ 368 00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:18,300 - I'll dance with you, Romy. - ♪ You're callin' to me ♪ 369 00:24:18,420 --> 00:24:22,430 - ♪ I can't hear what you've said ♪ - Okay. - Okay. 370 00:24:22,550 --> 00:24:26,640 ♪ Then you say "Go slow" ♪ 371 00:24:26,770 --> 00:24:30,140 ♪ I fall behind ♪ 372 00:24:30,270 --> 00:24:33,020 ♪ The second hand unwinds ♪ 373 00:24:33,150 --> 00:24:37,820 ♪ If you're lost you can look and you will find me ♪ 374 00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:40,360 ♪ Time after time ♪ 375 00:24:40,490 --> 00:24:45,080 ♪ If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting ♪ 376 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,580 ♪ Time after time ♪ 377 00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:52,460 ♪ If you're lost, you can look and you will find me ♪ 378 00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:55,090 ♪ Time after time ♪ 379 00:24:55,210 --> 00:24:59,840 - ♪ If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting ♪ - ♪ I will be waiting ♪ 380 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:03,470 ♪ Time after time ♪ 381 00:25:03,590 --> 00:25:05,470 ♪ Time after time ♪ 382 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,760 We just waited and waited. 383 00:25:07,890 --> 00:25:11,940 - God, I was such an idiot. - But wait till he sees you now. 384 00:25:12,060 --> 00:25:14,850 You are so much cuter than you were in high school. 385 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:17,770 - I guess I'm cuter. - Yeah! 386 00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:21,280 And look at the way we live. I mean, just our lifestyle. 387 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,660 You know, I mean, we live in L.A, and they are still stuck in Tucson. 388 00:25:27,950 --> 00:25:31,950 You know what, Michele? You're right. 389 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,000 We are gonna go back there and blow them away. 390 00:25:39,090 --> 00:25:42,510 Boy, there's a lot of questions to answer. Why do we have to fill these out? 391 00:25:42,630 --> 00:25:45,220 They wanna know what we've been doing for the past ten years. 392 00:25:45,340 --> 00:25:49,720 - Oh! - Okay. Here we go. 393 00:25:49,850 --> 00:25:51,810 - Ahh! - "Name." 394 00:25:51,930 --> 00:25:55,390 - Ah! We're having so much fun already. - Oh, I know! 395 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,730 - I cannot wait for this reunion. - Me too! 396 00:26:00,690 --> 00:26:03,190 "Occupation." Cashier. 397 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,660 - Unemployed. - No. Don't write that. 398 00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:09,580 Um, okay, so your last job was as a salesgirl? 399 00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:14,290 - So say you're a freelance fashion consultant. - Ooh! Clever. 400 00:26:14,410 --> 00:26:17,540 "Relationship Status." Married. 401 00:26:17,670 --> 00:26:21,170 - Nope. - Engaged? - No. 402 00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:25,090 - Living with someone? - Should I say you? 403 00:26:25,220 --> 00:26:27,260 - I guess so. - Okay. 404 00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:35,100 - You know, Michele? - Yeah? 405 00:26:35,230 --> 00:26:38,310 - Now that I'm looking at this... - Uh-huh? 406 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,610 our lives don't seem as impressive as I thought. 407 00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:44,030 - They don't? - Well, do you think it's impressive... 408 00:26:44,150 --> 00:26:47,450 that we're still single, and we've been living together for ten years... 409 00:26:47,570 --> 00:26:50,700 and I'm a cashier and you're unemployed? 410 00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:53,080 Well, not super impressive. 411 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,580 Well, then, what's the point of going if we're not going to impress people? 412 00:26:56,710 --> 00:27:00,670 Well... Uh. 413 00:27:08,470 --> 00:27:10,890 Romy, I still really, really, really want to go. 414 00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:16,680 - I know. Me too. - Well then, can't we just, like, think of something? 415 00:27:16,810 --> 00:27:22,480 - Okay. Well, the reunion is still like two weeks away, right? - Right. 416 00:27:22,610 --> 00:27:27,030 And all we really need is maybe some, like, better jobs and boyfriends. Right? 417 00:27:27,150 --> 00:27:29,570 Yeah! 418 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:34,200 But, okay. If those things were so easy to get, wouldn't we already have them? 419 00:27:34,330 --> 00:27:36,240 Well, I mean, we never really tried before. 420 00:27:36,370 --> 00:27:40,080 I mean, we never really had a good enough reason, like going to a reunion, to motivate us. 421 00:27:40,210 --> 00:27:42,130 That's true. 422 00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:46,800 Okay. So we're just gonna have to make ourselves more impressive, that's all. 423 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:50,760 So I'm gonna go out and bag us some boyfriends, while you can look for a cool new job. 424 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,300 - Okay. - Plus, I hate to say it... 425 00:27:53,430 --> 00:27:55,390 but I really think that we should lose some weight. 426 00:27:55,510 --> 00:27:57,390 Oh. 427 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,150 Oh. Unh. 428 00:28:03,270 --> 00:28:06,860 Okay. I don't think that, like, one chip makes a difference. 429 00:28:06,980 --> 00:28:09,150 It wasn't even a whole chip. 430 00:28:17,790 --> 00:28:22,870 All right. According to this chart, if we want to lose a pound a day... 431 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,460 we have to burn twice as many calories as we eat. 432 00:28:25,590 --> 00:28:29,760 So, that means, if we want to burn 4,000 calories... 433 00:28:31,170 --> 00:28:33,220 we only have to run 20 miles a day! 434 00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:36,680 Oh! Hey, Romy, remember Mrs Chivas' class? 435 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,850 There was, like, always a word problem. 436 00:28:38,970 --> 00:28:41,230 Like, there's a guy in a rowboat going "X" miles... 437 00:28:41,350 --> 00:28:44,810 and the current is going, like, you know, some... other miles... 438 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:47,650 and, how long does it take him to get to town? 439 00:28:47,770 --> 00:28:52,450 It was like, who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat? 440 00:28:52,570 --> 00:28:55,240 Okay, guys, let's jump. 441 00:28:58,830 --> 00:29:02,620 - Hey, Michele? - Yeah? - What does this remind you of? 442 00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:05,460 Well, I know. This lady is totally sick. 443 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,840 Uh, lemme just say that, um... 444 00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:18,390 I am, like, really familiar with the entire Versace line, and if you would just... 445 00:29:18,510 --> 00:29:23,930 give me a chance, I know I could, like, sell the shit out of the stuff. 446 00:29:24,060 --> 00:29:28,440 And, uh, to me, fashion is just, it's like... 447 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,280 everything. It's... 448 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,820 By the way, that blouse... Hi. That blouse looks great on you. 449 00:29:34,950 --> 00:29:38,870 - Oh! Thank you! - And see, I make a great salesperson... 450 00:29:38,990 --> 00:29:41,120 'cause I just have this, like, really believable way... 451 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:45,500 of telling people that they look really good, even though I'm just, like, you know... 452 00:29:50,670 --> 00:29:53,880 I think she heard me. 453 00:29:54,010 --> 00:29:57,130 Thank you so much for coming. 454 00:29:57,260 --> 00:30:01,680 - That's okay, you're welcome. - I don't think we'll be requiring any new staff. 455 00:30:01,810 --> 00:30:04,850 - You aren't taking on any what? - Staff. Employees. 456 00:30:04,980 --> 00:30:07,190 Ohh! Oh, "staff." 457 00:30:07,310 --> 00:30:10,060 Okay, I didn't understand with your big accent. 458 00:30:10,190 --> 00:30:13,230 I couldn't figure it out. Okay. 459 00:30:15,570 --> 00:30:19,450 Fine. You know, you really shouldn't let people fill out applications... 460 00:30:19,570 --> 00:30:24,080 if you don't want them to actually try to get a job here. 461 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:29,170 - It's a compli... - No, no. That's all I have to say. - Goodbye. 462 00:30:29,290 --> 00:30:32,290 ♪ If there ain't no love then there ain't no use ♪ 463 00:30:32,420 --> 00:30:35,920 ♪ Ooh, better walk on by Better walk on through ♪ 464 00:30:36,050 --> 00:30:40,970 Hi. Hey, um, great suit. Is that an Armani? 465 00:30:41,090 --> 00:30:45,720 - Yes. Yes, it is. - I thought so. So, what do you do? 466 00:30:45,850 --> 00:30:48,940 - I'm a suit salesman. - Oh, uh-oh 467 00:30:49,060 --> 00:30:53,900 Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before, and my shoe is filling up with blood. 468 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,490 ♪ Ooh, if there ain't no love then there ain't no use ♪ 469 00:30:58,610 --> 00:31:02,320 ♪ Ooh, better walk on by Better walk on through ♪ 470 00:31:02,450 --> 00:31:06,120 ♪ Hey, hey, there's a woman in the world that you can't use ♪ 471 00:31:09,250 --> 00:31:13,670 ♪ Ain't no love, Ain't no use Ain't no love ♪ 472 00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:19,380 Yeah, well, my first choice was to work at a boutique on Rodeo Drive, but this would be okay. 473 00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:23,760 Well, thank you. Unfortunately, we don't have any openings here right now. 474 00:31:23,890 --> 00:31:25,760 - Are you serious? - Mm. 475 00:31:25,890 --> 00:31:30,310 Although we might have an opening at our discount outlet. 476 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,560 Okay, well, what street would that be on? 477 00:31:54,960 --> 00:32:00,670 Come on, Michele. At this point, any job is better than no job at all. 478 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,510 A discount outlet? Me? 479 00:32:05,430 --> 00:32:07,680 Fine. 480 00:32:07,810 --> 00:32:10,390 So, any boyfriends yet? 481 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:15,980 No. All the guys with good jobs must be going to some other club. 482 00:32:16,110 --> 00:32:19,980 Oh, you know where Dana met her new boyfriend? He's a William Morris agent. 483 00:32:20,110 --> 00:32:23,900 Oh! Showbiz! Good job! Where? 484 00:32:25,490 --> 00:32:28,870 Hi. My name is Romy, and I'm an alcoholic. 485 00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:32,960 - Hi, Romy! - Hey. 486 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:36,670 And you also get a five-percent employee discount... 487 00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:39,380 over and above our everyday low prices. 488 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:43,260 You could make curtains for the motorhome with this. 489 00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:47,600 - I got this tie for a dollar. - You paid a whole dollar for that? 490 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,510 - You betcha. - Ah! 491 00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:58,560 She's one of our regulars. 492 00:33:00,570 --> 00:33:04,610 So, what do you think? 493 00:33:04,740 --> 00:33:07,570 I-I'd like to go away. 494 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,340 I know I'm supposed to wait in that line, but listen. 495 00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:26,430 I wouldn't even be here if this weren't, like, a dating emergency. 496 00:33:26,550 --> 00:33:30,890 Our cutoff is 25. Try VH-1. 497 00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:55,450 The reunion's less than a week away. I mean, I just can't believe you turned down a job. 498 00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:58,120 Well, I thought the idea was to impress people. 499 00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:02,920 I mean, how am I going to impress anyone by selling Ban-Lon smocks at Bargain Mart? 500 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,630 I'm sick of this. I'm gonna go weigh myself. 501 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:27,240 Oh, God! I've been killing myself for eight days and I gained a pound. 502 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:31,870 That's impossible! Did you deduct 16 pounds for your shoes? 503 00:34:31,990 --> 00:34:35,240 Just forget it. I'm not going. 504 00:34:35,370 --> 00:34:39,250 - What? - Come on. Get real, Michele. We're idiots. 505 00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:44,540 We can't get jobs and boyfriends, and lose weight, in two weeks. 506 00:34:44,670 --> 00:34:47,260 But I thought you said we could. 507 00:35:12,950 --> 00:35:17,290 Wow. God, the top female executives are all so pretty. 508 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:23,210 Those aren't the actual executives, Michele. Those are models. 509 00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:26,000 Oh, I thought they looked familiar. 510 00:35:26,130 --> 00:35:29,420 God, they really look like executives, don't they? 511 00:35:29,550 --> 00:35:31,590 That's only because they're wearing those stupid suits... 512 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:34,640 and phoney glasses, and carrying briefcases. 513 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:40,220 - Huh! - Oh, my God, Michele, that's it! 514 00:35:40,350 --> 00:35:43,390 We can go to the reunion, and just pretend to be successful! 515 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,770 I mean, who's gonna know? They're in Tucson, we're here. 516 00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:48,360 We could just show up looking like businesswomen. 517 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,740 Oh, my God! Oh! 518 00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:55,910 Wait. Ohh. But if the people at the reunion see us drive up in a Nova... 519 00:35:56,030 --> 00:35:58,830 won't they know we're not really businesswomen? 520 00:35:58,950 --> 00:36:01,580 If you can make us the clothes... 521 00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:04,670 I can get us the car. 522 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:21,680 Clear out, boys. I need to talk to Ramon. 523 00:36:21,810 --> 00:36:23,680 Go! 524 00:36:27,940 --> 00:36:30,770 Yes, cara m韆? 525 00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:34,360 Michele and I have this high school reunion to go to... 526 00:36:34,490 --> 00:36:37,240 and we need to show up in a really cool car. 527 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,410 - Yeah? - Todd told me that he gave you a really great deal... 528 00:36:40,530 --> 00:36:46,120 - on an XJS convertible and that you're fixing it up. - Yeah? 529 00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:49,840 So... 530 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,630 can I borrow your car? 531 00:36:52,750 --> 00:36:55,420 Well, if I loan you my car... 532 00:36:55,550 --> 00:36:58,300 what do I get? 533 00:36:58,430 --> 00:37:02,310 - Uh, what do you want? - Ohh, Romy... 534 00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:04,470 you know what I want. 535 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:08,650 Oh, forget it. I'm not going to have sex with you just to borrow your stupid car! 536 00:37:08,770 --> 00:37:10,940 I gotta get something. 537 00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:15,820 Okay. 538 00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:21,450 Close the blinds, and we'll work something out. 539 00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:27,160 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh, Ramon! 540 00:37:27,290 --> 00:37:30,420 - Ohh, Ramon, ohh! Ohh! - Check this out. 541 00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:33,420 - Oh, yes. Ohh. - Oh, yeah. 542 00:37:33,550 --> 00:37:35,840 - Oh, man! - Ohh! Ohh! 543 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,760 Ohh, Ramon! Ohh, Ramon! 544 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,680 Ohh! Oh, yes. 545 00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:46,020 You are Columbus, and I am America. 546 00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:49,690 Discover me, Ramon! Just discover me. 547 00:37:49,810 --> 00:37:53,480 Hey, uh... Explosions. The earth is moving. 548 00:37:53,610 --> 00:37:58,280 Explosions! The earth is moving! 549 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:02,820 Ah, ooh... is that an earthquake? No, it's Ramon. 550 00:38:02,950 --> 00:38:08,040 Is that an earthquake? No, it's Ramon! 551 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,410 Ahh! It's Ramon! 552 00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:14,710 Man stallion, fill me with your giant love wand! 553 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,920 What? No, I'm sorry. I don't think so. 554 00:38:17,050 --> 00:38:20,420 Well, say something nice about my penis! 555 00:38:20,550 --> 00:38:23,930 Oh, Ramon, your penis is so powerful. I'm coming! 556 00:38:24,050 --> 00:38:27,890 - Okay, thanks. Get off me now. - Aw, come on, wh... 557 00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:30,560 - You wanted it to be believable. - Aww. 558 00:38:30,690 --> 00:38:34,650 ♪ I'm just a girl in the world ♪ 559 00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:39,400 ♪ That's all that you'll let me be ♪ 560 00:38:39,530 --> 00:38:44,160 ♪ Oh, I'm just a girl living in captivity ♪ 561 00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:49,620 Oh, my God! You did it! 562 00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:54,540 Yeah, I did. All right, let's get going. 563 00:38:54,670 --> 00:38:58,170 Oh, this is gonna be so much fun. 564 00:38:58,300 --> 00:39:00,630 - So, what'd you have to do to get it? - I had to give all the guys... 565 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,760 in the service department hand jobs. 566 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,930 Well, while you were doing that, I taped all the nostalgic songs... 567 00:39:07,050 --> 00:39:10,520 from high school, to get us in the mood. 568 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,440 - Michele? - Huh? - I was kidding. 569 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:17,770 - What? - You actually think I would do something like that? 570 00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:21,440 For a car? 571 00:39:21,570 --> 00:39:24,320 - Okay, just get in. - Okay. 572 00:39:29,910 --> 00:39:32,960 Hey, look what else I got us, little lady. 573 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,790 - Oh, my God. It's a flip phone! - Uh-huh. 574 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,960 - How'd you get this? - I bought it. 575 00:39:42,710 --> 00:39:44,840 Okay. 576 00:39:51,220 --> 00:39:53,100 - Are ya ready? - Ready. 577 00:39:53,230 --> 00:39:55,770 Let's do it. 578 00:39:55,890 --> 00:39:57,770 ♪ Tonight I gotta cut loose ♪ 579 00:39:57,900 --> 00:39:59,770 - ♪ Footloose ♪ - ♪ Footloose! ♪ - ♪ Footloose! ♪ 580 00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:02,360 - ♪ Kick off my Sunday shoes ♪ - ♪ Kick off my Sunday knees? ♪ 581 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:06,280 - ♪ Oowhee, Louise ♪ - I have no idea what the rest of the lyrics are. 582 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,370 - Me neither. Whoo! - ♪ Jack, get back ♪ 583 00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:12,540 - Watch out, Tucson, here we come! - ♪ Come on before we crack ♪ 584 00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:16,480 - Shit! - Aww. 585 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:27,030 - ♪ Loose your blues ♪ - Watch out, Tucson, here we come! - ♪ Everybody cut footloose ♪ 586 00:40:27,150 --> 00:40:30,860 ♪ Footloose, footloose Kick off your Sunday shoes ♪ 587 00:40:30,990 --> 00:40:32,950 - Shit! - Aww. 588 00:40:35,660 --> 00:40:38,870 - ♪ Footloose ♪ - Whoo! 589 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,630 - ♪ You're playin' so cool ♪ - Whoo! - Whoo! 590 00:40:44,750 --> 00:40:47,210 ♪ Obeyin' every rule ♪ 591 00:40:47,340 --> 00:40:49,970 - ♪ Dig way down in your heart ♪ - ♪ Down in your art... ♪ 592 00:40:50,090 --> 00:40:52,390 - ♪ You're yearnin', burnin' ♪ - ♪ You're flurnin', burnin', earnin' ♪ 593 00:40:52,510 --> 00:40:55,560 - ♪ Somebody to tell you ♪ - ♪ Somebody better tell you ♪ 594 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:59,060 - ♪ That life ain't passin' you by ♪ - ♪ You have one hell of an eye ♪ 595 00:41:00,690 --> 00:41:03,440 - ♪ Everybody cut, everybody cut ♪ - ♪ Everybody cut, everybody cut ♪ 596 00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:06,150 - ♪ Everybody cut, everybody cut ♪ - ♪ Everybody cut, everybody cut ♪ 597 00:41:06,270 --> 00:41:08,320 - ♪ Everybody cut, everybody cut ♪ - ♪ Everybody cut, everybody cut ♪ 598 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,900 - ♪ Everybody, everybody cut footloose ♪ - ♪ Footloose ♪ 599 00:41:24,540 --> 00:41:27,050 ♪ I got your picture I got your picture ♪ 600 00:41:27,170 --> 00:41:29,630 ♪ I'd like a million of ya all to myself ♪ 601 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,300 ♪ I want a doctor to take a picture ♪ 602 00:41:32,430 --> 00:41:34,970 ♪ So I can look at you from inside as well ♪ 603 00:41:35,090 --> 00:41:38,970 - ♪ You got me turning up and turning down ♪ - Okay, I give up. What are you doing? 604 00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:41,430 Pass this car. This kid is so obnoxious. 605 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,190 - ♪ Turning Japanese ♪ - Oh, my God. What is with that kid? 606 00:41:46,310 --> 00:41:48,780 I don't know. He is sick! 607 00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:54,320 ♪ Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so ♪ 608 00:41:54,450 --> 00:41:59,290 ♪ Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so ♪ 609 00:41:59,410 --> 00:42:02,120 ♪ Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so ♪ 610 00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:04,750 Oh, I'm sorry. No. 611 00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:07,960 No, not you. No. I was trying to scare your little boy. 612 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:14,220 Oh, my God. Are my lips that big? 613 00:42:17,970 --> 00:42:20,850 ♪ Woke up this mornin' happy as can be ♪ 614 00:42:20,970 --> 00:42:23,180 - Some more of that? - Yeah. 615 00:42:23,610 --> 00:42:26,110 All right. Now, just remember, from this point on... 616 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:30,030 we are sophisticated, educated, successful career women. 617 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:33,950 Right. Okay. 618 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:37,870 God, this underwear is totally riding up my butt crack. 619 00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:44,340 Yeah. Hello. Um, we need something to go. 620 00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:49,380 - Okay. - Do you have some sort of businesswoman's special? 621 00:42:51,010 --> 00:42:53,180 - Come again? - Well, we're businesswomen. 622 00:42:53,310 --> 00:42:57,930 - Yeah. From L.A. - And you know some places have, like, a lunch special. 623 00:42:58,060 --> 00:43:00,900 For businesswomen. 624 00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:04,270 We don't have anything like that. 625 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:08,030 Well, then why don't you just give us, um, two burgers and fries and Diet Cokes... 626 00:43:08,150 --> 00:43:11,570 - 'cause we're in a hurry. - Mm. We're due in Tucson later. 627 00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:15,660 For a business thing. You know. 628 00:43:15,790 --> 00:43:17,790 What kind of business you in? 629 00:43:28,130 --> 00:43:31,130 I can't believe we never thought of what to say we did for a living. 630 00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:33,930 Oh. Which one of these guys... 631 00:43:34,050 --> 00:43:36,810 will I have sex with at the reunion? 632 00:43:38,020 --> 00:43:40,230 Ooh! Casey Degan! 633 00:43:40,350 --> 00:43:43,440 - Aaah! - Come on! Now, we're running out of time. 634 00:43:46,150 --> 00:43:50,030 I know. Why don't we say that we own our own company? 635 00:43:50,150 --> 00:43:52,570 Ooh, good. Like what? 636 00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:56,450 - Like, what if we invented something? - Like what? 637 00:43:56,580 --> 00:44:00,910 Well, okay, l-l think it should be like something that-that everybody has heard about... 638 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,130 but-but nobody really knows who invented it. 639 00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:06,420 Oh, my God! I've got it! Post-Its! 640 00:44:06,540 --> 00:44:09,800 - Everybody knows what Post-Its are! - Yeah! 641 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:13,130 They're the little yellow things with the stickum on the back, right? 642 00:44:13,260 --> 00:44:15,260 Okay. 643 00:44:15,390 --> 00:44:18,260 Okay, we're-we're working in this advertising agency after college. 644 00:44:18,390 --> 00:44:20,480 - Ooh, college! Good one! - Yeah. 645 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,810 And we have, like, this big, like, presentation... 646 00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:25,810 to make to, like, a client. 647 00:44:25,940 --> 00:44:28,730 - Hmm! - So-so-so we're, like, brainstorming... 648 00:44:28,860 --> 00:44:31,490 and all of the sudden we're out of paper clips! 649 00:44:31,610 --> 00:44:34,990 - Good! - And so, okay... So then I, I, like... 650 00:44:35,110 --> 00:44:37,330 Okay, I say... I say... Okay... 651 00:44:37,450 --> 00:44:40,750 "Wouldn't it be great if there was, like, this, like, stickum on the back of this paper... 652 00:44:40,870 --> 00:44:44,870 "so, like, it-it would just... if I laid it on top of that other paper it would just stay... 653 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,880 "you know, like, without a paper clip?" 654 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,630 - Yes! - Ahh! 655 00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:50,960 So then you've got, like, this grandfather or this uncle... 656 00:44:51,090 --> 00:44:53,720 that, like, has, like, a... like a... like a paper company or a paper mill... 657 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,840 and-and he's, like, really into it, and the rest is history! 658 00:44:56,970 --> 00:44:59,350 Oh, my God! It is perfect! 659 00:44:59,470 --> 00:45:02,560 Wow! Don't you think? 660 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,520 Well, yeah, but... 661 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,650 - "Well, yeah, but" what? - I don't know. 662 00:45:08,770 --> 00:45:11,900 I mean, it just sounds like you invented Post-Its all by yourself, you know. 663 00:45:12,030 --> 00:45:15,530 - I mean, what did I do? - Well, it was your grandfather or uncle. 664 00:45:16,990 --> 00:45:18,530 Yeah? 665 00:45:18,660 --> 00:45:21,540 Okay, you know, so we could say that... 666 00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:23,540 you were, like, the designer. 667 00:45:23,660 --> 00:45:26,870 Like, I thought of them, but you thought of making them yellow. 668 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,550 Well, no, but it's like most of these people... 669 00:45:31,670 --> 00:45:34,050 have, like, known us since elementary school. 670 00:45:34,170 --> 00:45:37,050 I just think that you're more believable as a designer... 671 00:45:37,180 --> 00:45:40,850 rather than as an inventor, you know? 672 00:45:40,970 --> 00:45:43,720 - Uh-huh. - ♪ You're my lover ♪ 673 00:45:43,850 --> 00:45:47,190 ♪ Not my rival ♪ 674 00:45:47,310 --> 00:45:49,190 - What are you doing? - Look. 675 00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,190 You're obviously pissed at me. 676 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,190 No. Uh-uh. Why should I be pissed at you? 677 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,400 Just because now I know how you really feel about me. 678 00:45:56,530 --> 00:45:58,360 Oh, my God, I knew this would happen. 679 00:45:58,490 --> 00:46:01,700 I mean, I try, for once, to be honest with you... 680 00:46:01,830 --> 00:46:03,700 and it blows up in my face. 681 00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,840 God! You wanna be honest? 682 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,840 Okay, good! Let's be honest! 683 00:46:16,210 --> 00:46:18,090 I let you have the ideas! 684 00:46:18,220 --> 00:46:20,260 - What? - Yeah, I let you have the ideas... 685 00:46:20,390 --> 00:46:22,890 so you won't feel so bad that I'm cuter. 686 00:46:23,010 --> 00:46:26,770 - You are not cuter, Michele. - I am so cuter. 687 00:46:26,890 --> 00:46:29,390 It's, like, common knowledge, Romy. Everybody thinks so. 688 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,060 I'm the Mary and you're the Rhoda. 689 00:46:32,190 --> 00:46:34,650 That's ridiculous. You're the Rhoda. You're the Jewish one. 690 00:46:34,770 --> 00:46:37,650 Oh, my God. I'm talking cuteness-wise, Romy, okay? 691 00:46:37,780 --> 00:46:39,950 And cuteness-wise, I'm the Mary. 692 00:46:40,070 --> 00:46:44,450 That's crazy! You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter! 693 00:46:44,580 --> 00:46:47,080 Oh, proof? You want proof? Okay, fine. 694 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,750 - Who lost their virginity first? - Oh, big wow! 695 00:46:49,870 --> 00:46:52,960 With your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it. 696 00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:57,630 Okay, so who always gets asked to dance first when we go to clubs, huh? 697 00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,170 No wonder you couldn't find us boyfriends, Romy. 698 00:47:05,140 --> 00:47:07,720 Well, so what? You can't even get a job! 699 00:47:07,850 --> 00:47:11,810 - I carry you, Michele! Without me, you'd be lost! - That is such a lie! 700 00:47:11,940 --> 00:47:14,810 Oh, yeah? Well, let's just see. Let's split up and see what happens. 701 00:47:14,940 --> 00:47:17,030 W-What do you mean, split up? 702 00:47:17,150 --> 00:47:20,990 When we get to Tucson, we're going our own separate ways. 703 00:47:21,110 --> 00:47:23,030 Okay. Good. 704 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,030 Fine. I don't care. 705 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:26,870 - Fine! - Fine. 706 00:47:26,990 --> 00:47:29,160 As of Tucson, we're finished. 707 00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:32,460 Well, drive fast! 708 00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:28,850 ♪ Always something there to remind me ♪ 709 00:48:42,110 --> 00:48:44,990 Wow. Billy Christianson? 710 00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,490 Romy. Romy White. 711 00:48:49,620 --> 00:48:53,080 No. No way. 712 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,460 My God, you... you look fantastic. 713 00:48:55,580 --> 00:48:59,420 I mean, I... I never would have recognized you in a million years. 714 00:48:59,540 --> 00:49:01,880 Thanks. 715 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,630 So, what have you been doin' since high school? 716 00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:09,140 Well, believe it or not... 717 00:49:09,260 --> 00:49:11,470 I invented Post-Its. 718 00:49:22,650 --> 00:49:24,190 So I told Prescott... 719 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:27,780 "You can either pay me the 150 or I am out of here. Bye-bye." 720 00:49:27,900 --> 00:49:32,120 I mean, there are at least 12 other major markets that would put me on the air tomorrow. 721 00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:35,250 Wow. So you did it? You're an anchorwoman? 722 00:49:35,370 --> 00:49:39,120 No. I'm a weather girl. 723 00:49:39,250 --> 00:49:41,670 On the highest-rated 5:00 news in Tucson. 724 00:49:41,790 --> 00:49:43,630 - Oh. - So... 725 00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:47,470 Michele, what are you up to? 726 00:49:47,590 --> 00:49:51,140 Uh, okay. Um, I invented Post-Its. 727 00:49:51,260 --> 00:49:53,970 - You're kidding! - You must've made a fortune! 728 00:49:54,100 --> 00:49:56,140 Well, yeah. 729 00:49:56,270 --> 00:49:58,140 No offence, Michele... 730 00:49:58,270 --> 00:50:01,350 but how in the world did you think of Post-Its? 731 00:50:03,270 --> 00:50:06,440 Um... well... 732 00:50:06,570 --> 00:50:08,440 uh... 733 00:50:10,570 --> 00:50:13,200 And I invented them totally by myself. 734 00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:17,290 I mean, all Michele did was say, "What about making them yellow?" 735 00:50:18,410 --> 00:50:20,290 Really? 736 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:31,840 - Actually, I invented a special kind of glue. - Oh, really? 737 00:50:31,970 --> 00:50:34,680 Well, then I'm sure you wouldn't mind giving us a detailed account... 738 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:39,020 of exactly how you concocted this miracle glue, would you? 739 00:50:39,930 --> 00:50:43,190 No. Um... 740 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,190 Well, ordinarily when you make glue... 741 00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,650 first you need to thermoset your resin... 742 00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:55,030 and then after it cools you mix in a, um, epoxide. 743 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,450 Which is really just a fancy-schmancy name... 744 00:50:57,580 --> 00:51:00,870 for any simple, oxygenated adhesive, right? 745 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:05,080 But then I thought maybe... just maybe... you could raise the viscosity... 746 00:51:05,210 --> 00:51:09,260 by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process. 747 00:51:09,380 --> 00:51:12,380 And it turns out, I was right. 748 00:51:14,180 --> 00:51:16,550 Huh? I don't believe it. 749 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:20,180 You must be the most successful person in our graduating class. 750 00:51:20,310 --> 00:51:23,230 Uh-huh. And you're not. Bye. 751 00:51:23,350 --> 00:51:26,730 ♪ Always something there to remind me ♪ 752 00:51:36,370 --> 00:51:38,240 This is so great. 753 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,910 Romy? 754 00:51:44,870 --> 00:51:46,750 Can I ask you something? 755 00:51:49,670 --> 00:51:52,550 Romy! You will not believe what just happened! 756 00:51:52,670 --> 00:51:55,090 Michele, can't you see that I am busy? 757 00:51:56,430 --> 00:51:58,640 Fine. Okay, just forget it. 758 00:52:04,430 --> 00:52:07,150 Whoa! Oh. Oww. 759 00:52:07,270 --> 00:52:09,650 Oww. Oww. Oww. 760 00:52:09,770 --> 00:52:11,230 Oh! 761 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,940 Oh! Come on! 762 00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:17,990 Oh, God! Are you all right? 763 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:20,740 - What do you think? - I am so sorry. 764 00:52:20,870 --> 00:52:23,750 My-My-My driver didn't see you. 765 00:52:23,870 --> 00:52:27,000 Please. Come. 766 00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:30,840 I have boxes of Kleenex in my limo. 767 00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,840 Let me make it up to you. 768 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,300 Okay. 769 00:52:47,390 --> 00:52:50,190 Oh, my God. 770 00:52:50,310 --> 00:52:53,820 - Here. Help yourself, Michele. - Thanks. 771 00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:56,150 Wait. How do you know my name? 772 00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,490 It's me, Michele. Sandy. 773 00:52:59,610 --> 00:53:02,450 - Sandy Frink? - Uh-huh. 774 00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:04,990 But you're so dreamy. 775 00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,000 Well, when I made my first million... 776 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:10,210 my present to myself was a new face. 777 00:53:10,330 --> 00:53:12,210 Okay, I'm not just saying this... 778 00:53:12,340 --> 00:53:14,550 but you really picked a good one. 779 00:53:14,670 --> 00:53:16,670 Thanks. 780 00:53:18,220 --> 00:53:20,340 I had this notebook... 781 00:53:20,470 --> 00:53:24,640 with "Mrs Romy Christianson" written on it, like, about a thousand times. 782 00:53:26,770 --> 00:53:29,640 Now you think I'm some sort of geek. 783 00:53:31,270 --> 00:53:33,730 No. No. 784 00:53:33,860 --> 00:53:36,980 No, not at all. 785 00:53:38,490 --> 00:53:40,700 I'm flattered. 786 00:53:43,660 --> 00:53:46,040 Hi, Billy. 787 00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,660 I've been lookin' all over for you. 788 00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:51,370 You wanna dance once? 789 00:53:51,500 --> 00:53:54,380 You know, for old times' sake. 790 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:04,180 No, thanks. 791 00:54:06,180 --> 00:54:08,720 I owe this one to Romy. 792 00:54:35,710 --> 00:54:38,840 Hey, you guys, they're about to announce the winners of the vote. 793 00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:42,050 - Come on! - Vote? What vote? 794 00:54:42,170 --> 00:54:46,010 - Let's go. We gotta get in there. - Okay. 795 00:54:49,810 --> 00:54:52,270 Wait, I can't find my top. 796 00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,900 Where are you? 797 00:55:07,950 --> 00:55:09,910 Hey, how you guys doin' tonight? 798 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:14,290 I bet, uh, everyone is as anxious... 799 00:55:14,410 --> 00:55:16,920 as I am to hear the results of the vote. 800 00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:18,840 What vote? 801 00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:23,760 The person voted Most Changed for the Better Since High School is... 802 00:55:25,380 --> 00:55:29,260 It's a tie. It's a tie. 803 00:55:29,390 --> 00:55:32,640 The Most Changed for the Better Since High School are... 804 00:55:32,770 --> 00:55:36,940 Romy White and Michele Weinberger. 805 00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:46,660 Honey, go on up there and get your medal. 806 00:55:46,780 --> 00:55:48,660 Okay. 807 00:55:48,780 --> 00:55:52,160 How weird. I didn't even know we were voting. 808 00:56:13,770 --> 00:56:15,890 Get me another daiquiri. 809 00:56:24,650 --> 00:56:26,530 Here you go. 810 00:56:28,150 --> 00:56:32,330 Um, I'm sorry. I couldn't find my top. 811 00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,040 Honey, that is beautiful. 812 00:58:08,300 --> 00:58:10,340 May I take that for you, sir? 813 00:58:10,460 --> 00:58:14,300 No, no, no. You leave me alone. 814 00:58:19,430 --> 00:58:24,310 Looking at your medal from the reunion again, dear? 815 00:58:26,650 --> 00:58:29,440 You miss her, don't you? 816 00:58:30,570 --> 00:58:32,440 Duh. 817 00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:35,160 Michele... 818 00:58:37,820 --> 00:58:42,910 have you been terribly unhappy with me all these years? 819 00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:45,330 Oh, no. No, Sandy. 820 00:58:45,460 --> 00:58:47,290 Oh, good. 821 00:58:47,420 --> 00:58:51,000 I've just been lonely with no one to talk to. 822 00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:56,130 Why don't you call her? 823 00:58:57,510 --> 00:58:59,390 - Okay. - Yeah. 824 00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:09,190 - Hello? - Billy Christianson? 825 00:59:09,310 --> 00:59:12,570 Oh, no, no, I'm-l'm Billy Junior. 826 00:59:12,690 --> 00:59:17,030 Oh, Billy, honey, is your mommy home? 827 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:18,950 Well, yeah. 828 00:59:19,070 --> 00:59:22,660 Yeah, but, uh, she can't come to the phone right now. 829 00:59:22,790 --> 00:59:24,660 She-She's on her deathbed. 830 00:59:24,790 --> 00:59:27,040 - Romy. - Oh, dear. 831 00:59:27,170 --> 00:59:29,210 Billy, honey... 832 00:59:29,330 --> 00:59:34,210 tell your mommy that Michele Weinberger-Frink... 833 00:59:34,340 --> 00:59:36,220 is on the phone... 834 00:59:36,340 --> 00:59:40,470 and would very much like to speak with her. 835 00:59:46,850 --> 00:59:49,230 No. 836 00:59:49,350 --> 00:59:51,360 Not until you admit... 837 00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:54,900 that I'm the Mary, and you're the Rhoda. 838 00:59:55,900 --> 00:59:58,570 I'm the Mary. 839 00:59:58,700 --> 01:00:00,570 I'm the Mary! 840 01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:05,870 I'm the... You're a pasty hag on a deathbed. 841 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:11,080 I'm the Mary. Everybody knows. 842 01:00:11,210 --> 01:00:13,540 Way to go, honey. 843 01:00:25,470 --> 01:00:27,930 Oh, God. 844 01:00:28,060 --> 01:00:29,940 Oh, we're really here. 845 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,570 - Oh, God. - Good evening, sir. 846 01:00:34,690 --> 01:00:36,780 Thanks for not waking me up, Romy. 847 01:00:36,900 --> 01:00:39,280 God, what a bitch. 848 01:00:59,210 --> 01:01:02,090 ♪ Don't get me wrong ♪ 849 01:01:04,220 --> 01:01:06,600 ♪ If I'm looking kind of dazzled ♪ 850 01:01:09,220 --> 01:01:12,600 ♪ I see neon lights ♪ 851 01:01:13,730 --> 01:01:16,610 ♪ Whenever you walk by ♪ 852 01:01:18,230 --> 01:01:20,610 ♪ Don't get me wrong ♪ 853 01:01:21,950 --> 01:01:25,070 - Hey, Romy White. - Hey. 854 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:29,160 - Where's Michele? - I don't know. 855 01:01:29,290 --> 01:01:31,620 Um, anybody see Billy Christianson? 856 01:01:31,750 --> 01:01:34,500 - Try the bar. - Thanks, man. 857 01:01:37,170 --> 01:01:40,800 ♪ Don't get me wrong ♪ 858 01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:44,630 Oh, excuse me, excuse me. You-you can't go in without a name tag. 859 01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:46,680 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 860 01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,760 Uh, Michele Weinberger. 861 01:01:48,890 --> 01:01:53,480 Oh, my God, Michele Weinberger! My God, you look great! 862 01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:57,020 It's me, Toby. Oh, Toby Walters. 863 01:01:57,150 --> 01:01:59,520 - Uh-huh. - Okay. 864 01:01:59,650 --> 01:02:01,820 Um, oh, here it is. Here is your name tag. 865 01:02:01,940 --> 01:02:04,200 And, um, Romy is already inside. 866 01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:07,990 - I could care less. I am not here with Romy. - You're kidding me. 867 01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:10,370 No, we're not even friends any more. 868 01:02:10,490 --> 01:02:13,540 We had this big falling out over Post-Its. 869 01:02:14,750 --> 01:02:16,750 - Post-Its? - It's a long story. 870 01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:18,750 - See ya. - W-W... 871 01:02:24,170 --> 01:02:27,050 ♪ I'm only off to wander ♪ 872 01:02:29,180 --> 01:02:32,060 ♪ Across a moonlit night ♪ 873 01:02:35,020 --> 01:02:37,520 ♪ Once in a while ♪ 874 01:02:37,650 --> 01:02:39,690 ♪ Two people meet ♪ 875 01:02:39,810 --> 01:02:43,860 ♪ Seemingly, for no reason they just pass on the street ♪ 876 01:02:43,990 --> 01:02:49,030 ♪ Suddenly thundershowers everywhere ♪ 877 01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:51,200 ♪ Who can explain the thunder and rain ♪ 878 01:02:51,330 --> 01:02:53,410 ♪ But there's somethin' in the air ♪ 879 01:02:53,540 --> 01:02:55,910 Ooh, excuse me. 880 01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:57,960 Hi, Romy. How are you? 881 01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:01,250 - Lisa Luder? - Yes. 882 01:03:02,670 --> 01:03:05,300 So, where's the rest of the "A" group? 883 01:03:05,420 --> 01:03:07,800 Oh, they're around here someplace. 884 01:03:07,930 --> 01:03:10,050 We sort of lost touch over the years. 885 01:03:10,180 --> 01:03:14,220 Wow. Isn't it weird when you're not friends with your friends any more? 886 01:03:14,350 --> 01:03:19,150 I mean, Michele and I just fell out of touch about two hours ago. 887 01:03:19,270 --> 01:03:21,150 Because she's selfish... 888 01:03:21,270 --> 01:03:23,570 and she always, like, devalues me. 889 01:03:23,690 --> 01:03:25,570 And I'm sick of it, you know? 890 01:03:29,740 --> 01:03:32,280 God, you guys are easy to talk to. 891 01:03:32,410 --> 01:03:34,290 I invented Post-Its. 892 01:03:36,790 --> 01:03:40,460 - You know, the yellow things with the stickum on the back? - Yes, I know what they are. 893 01:03:40,580 --> 01:03:43,340 So, uh, what are you up to? 894 01:03:43,460 --> 01:03:47,510 I'm an associate fashion editor for Vogue. 895 01:03:47,630 --> 01:03:50,930 Wow! Wh... Good job! 896 01:03:51,050 --> 01:03:54,310 Boy, I must have, like, every single issue of Vogue... 897 01:03:54,430 --> 01:03:57,560 for the past ten years. 898 01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:00,850 Okay, well, it was very nice talking with you. 899 01:04:00,980 --> 01:04:03,150 Nice talking to you too. 900 01:04:04,770 --> 01:04:07,650 Okay, Romy. 901 01:04:07,780 --> 01:04:10,610 ♪ It might just be fantastic ♪ 902 01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:14,660 ♪ Don't get me wrong ♪ 903 01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:26,380 It was so cute. 904 01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:28,880 My mom gave us a new car seat for the baby. 905 01:04:29,010 --> 01:04:32,010 And when the box arrived, little Jake looks up at me and says... 906 01:04:32,130 --> 01:04:34,220 "Mommy, is that the baby?" 907 01:04:34,340 --> 01:04:37,470 - Oh. - I wish. 908 01:04:38,390 --> 01:04:39,770 Hey, everyone. 909 01:04:39,890 --> 01:04:42,770 - And so we meet again. - Oh, hi. 910 01:04:43,940 --> 01:04:45,150 Romy White. 911 01:04:46,650 --> 01:04:48,530 You're the chubby girl. 912 01:04:48,650 --> 01:04:53,160 Oh, well, I was, but I haven't been for a really long time. 913 01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:55,820 So, what are all of you up to? 914 01:04:55,950 --> 01:04:58,830 Christie, in the yearbook you said that you wanted Jane Pauley's job. 915 01:04:58,950 --> 01:05:01,910 Are you a big TV news anchorwoman now? 916 01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:05,540 Oh, no, I don't even watch TV any more. 917 01:05:05,670 --> 01:05:09,380 My priorities have changed since I became a mommy. 918 01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:12,010 Can you believe this is number three? 919 01:05:12,130 --> 01:05:14,510 Wow, three kids. 920 01:05:14,630 --> 01:05:16,760 God, you must feel really tied down. 921 01:05:18,510 --> 01:05:21,890 Not at all. I feel very fulfilled. 922 01:05:22,020 --> 01:05:25,900 Besides, Billy always wanted a big family. 923 01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:31,400 - Billy Christianson? - Mm-hmm. 924 01:05:31,530 --> 01:05:34,570 - You married Billy Christianson? - Mm-hmm. 925 01:05:34,700 --> 01:05:37,320 For almost ten years now. 926 01:05:37,450 --> 01:05:40,200 Billy's in real estate development. 927 01:05:42,700 --> 01:05:45,080 So, how about you? Any kids? 928 01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:47,790 Oh, uh, no. 929 01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:51,750 I just haven't had time, you know, what with running my own business and all. 930 01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:53,760 Your own business? 931 01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:57,470 Yeah. I invented Post-Its. 932 01:05:58,970 --> 01:06:00,930 No, really. What do you do? 933 01:06:02,140 --> 01:06:06,640 That's what I do. I invented Post-Its. 934 01:06:06,770 --> 01:06:09,810 Oh. You're kidding me. 935 01:06:12,570 --> 01:06:14,740 Well, I've made a lot of money. 936 01:06:14,860 --> 01:06:17,910 Oh, you know who they say has made a ton of money? Sandy Frink. 937 01:06:18,030 --> 01:06:19,910 - The Frink-a-zoid? - Yeah. 938 01:06:20,030 --> 01:06:23,740 He invented some special kind of rubber that's used in every tennis shoe in North America. 939 01:06:23,870 --> 01:06:26,460 Hey, if anybody needs to make a call... 940 01:06:26,580 --> 01:06:29,130 I've got a phone. 941 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:48,480 - Is Sandy Frink here? - Uh, no. 942 01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:51,480 - Uh, you can't go in without a name tag. - Fuck off! 943 01:06:51,610 --> 01:06:55,940 Heather Mooney? Oh, my God, you're exactly the same. 944 01:06:56,070 --> 01:06:58,610 Oh, my God. Heather Mooney is here? 945 01:07:01,490 --> 01:07:03,830 This ought to be so good. 946 01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:09,620 Oh, God, don't look now. It's Heather Mooney. 947 01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:12,500 - What? - Hello, Romy. 948 01:07:12,630 --> 01:07:15,130 Uh... E... Uh... You... 949 01:07:15,250 --> 01:07:18,840 Oh, uh... Heather, you said you weren't coming. 950 01:07:18,970 --> 01:07:22,510 Yeah, well, since Sandy and Michele aren't married... 951 01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:25,010 What a waste of a tank of gas, huh? 952 01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:28,600 Okay, well, come on. I'll help you go find him. 953 01:07:28,730 --> 01:07:32,190 Uh, he's not here. I already asked Toby Dumbfuck. Obviously, I've interrupted. 954 01:07:32,310 --> 01:07:35,230 Why don't you just go back to ignoring me like you did in high school? 955 01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:37,230 No, you can stay. 956 01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:41,660 We're just discussing our class success stories. So, what are you up to? 957 01:07:41,780 --> 01:07:44,740 Ever hear of Lady Fair cigarettes? I invented the quick-burning paper. 958 01:07:44,870 --> 01:07:48,160 - Wow, we have a whole class full of inventors. - Meaning? 959 01:07:48,290 --> 01:07:50,160 Oh, you know, Sandy Frink invented something too. 960 01:07:50,290 --> 01:07:53,170 - Hey, isn't that Sandy over there now? - What did Sandy invent? 961 01:07:53,290 --> 01:07:57,840 - Some kind of rubber. - Romy here invented Post-Its. - You did not. 962 01:07:57,960 --> 01:07:59,010 - Yeah, I did. - You did not. 963 01:07:59,130 --> 01:08:00,090 - Yeah, I did. - You did not. 964 01:08:00,220 --> 01:08:01,510 Yeah, I... Well, who did then? 965 01:08:01,630 --> 01:08:03,840 A guy named Art Fry from the 3M Corp. 966 01:08:03,970 --> 01:08:06,430 We studied it in business school. 967 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:10,890 You're kidding me. 968 01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:13,730 You just made all that up? 969 01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,870 Oh, God, you are so weird. 970 01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:33,620 - Why don't you just leave her alone? - Michele. 971 01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:36,920 Oh, it's the back brace girl. 972 01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:39,750 - Hi, back brace girl. - Hi, back brace girl. 973 01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:42,760 Oh, shut up. 974 01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:44,930 And what are you picking on us for anyway? 975 01:08:45,050 --> 01:08:47,430 We are not the ones who got fat. 976 01:08:47,550 --> 01:08:50,430 We're pregnant, you half-wit. 977 01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:53,430 Oh, yeah, well... 978 01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:56,730 I hope your babies look like monkeys. 979 01:08:56,850 --> 01:08:58,770 Come on, Romy. 980 01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:14,910 - Oh, Romy. - Oh, please, go away. Just leave me alone. 981 01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:19,130 Why did I even come back here? 982 01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:21,920 Well, you know what? There are worse things than telling some dumb story... 983 01:09:22,050 --> 01:09:24,010 and having everybody laugh at you. 984 01:09:24,130 --> 01:09:29,640 - Like what? - Like losing your best friend. 985 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,640 You know? I mean, I had the worst dream, Romy. 986 01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:36,060 I dreamt that we weren't friends and we were really, really old. 987 01:09:36,190 --> 01:09:38,850 But I mean, like, we were, like, really, really old. 988 01:09:38,980 --> 01:09:41,020 And-And we weren't friends. 989 01:09:43,070 --> 01:09:46,320 I can't stand that we're mad at each other. 990 01:09:46,450 --> 01:09:49,410 Okay, I'm sorry I said all those things. 991 01:09:49,530 --> 01:09:52,370 You're as cute as me. You are. 992 01:09:52,490 --> 01:09:56,290 And-And in some cultures, maybe cuter. 993 01:09:56,410 --> 01:09:58,830 I'm sorry too. 994 01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:03,130 I shouldn't have said that you weren't smart enough to invent Post-Its. 995 01:10:03,250 --> 01:10:06,130 Well, I mean, maybe I'm not. 996 01:10:06,260 --> 01:10:10,140 Although in my dream, I did know the formula for glue. 997 01:10:13,810 --> 01:10:16,140 So, are we friends again? 998 01:10:17,940 --> 01:10:19,810 Well, duh. 999 01:10:22,150 --> 01:10:24,070 Okay. 1000 01:10:24,190 --> 01:10:26,070 And you know what, it doesn't even matter... 1001 01:10:26,190 --> 01:10:29,400 that we told, like, what, four people some dumb lie. 1002 01:10:29,530 --> 01:10:31,870 Who cares? 1003 01:10:31,990 --> 01:10:34,660 Hi, everybody. 1004 01:10:34,790 --> 01:10:38,040 Settle down. Hi. 1005 01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:41,790 I'm Christie Masters-Christianson. 1006 01:10:44,460 --> 01:10:47,340 I have been asked to formally welcome you all... 1007 01:10:47,460 --> 01:10:51,130 to Sagebrush High's ten-year reunion. 1008 01:10:57,930 --> 01:11:01,310 We have come a long way in the past ten years. 1009 01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:04,400 Our own Lisa Luder is helping set the style for the country... 1010 01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:07,150 as a fashion editor for "Vogue" magazine. 1011 01:11:16,030 --> 01:11:18,660 And Travis McKinney is in his fifth year... 1012 01:11:18,790 --> 01:11:22,040 as a member of the Dallas Cowboys football team. 1013 01:11:26,380 --> 01:11:27,250 And... 1014 01:11:27,380 --> 01:11:29,760 Romy and Michele claimed... 1015 01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:32,590 they invented Post-Its. 1016 01:11:52,900 --> 01:11:54,780 All I ever wanted was for people to think... 1017 01:11:54,910 --> 01:11:56,780 that we were better than we were in high school. 1018 01:11:56,910 --> 01:12:00,290 And now we're just a stupid joke, just like we always were. 1019 01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:04,750 No, Romy. 1020 01:12:05,790 --> 01:12:07,750 Can I tell you the truth? 1021 01:12:09,420 --> 01:12:12,880 I never knew that we weren't that great in high school. 1022 01:12:13,010 --> 01:12:15,380 I mean, we always had so much fun together. 1023 01:12:15,510 --> 01:12:17,510 I thought high school was a blast. 1024 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:20,810 And until you told me that our lives weren't good enough... 1025 01:12:20,930 --> 01:12:24,480 I thought everything since high school was a blast. 1026 01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:27,310 I think we should go back out there as ourselves... 1027 01:12:27,440 --> 01:12:30,320 and just have fun like we always do. 1028 01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:32,440 The hell with everyone else. 1029 01:12:32,570 --> 01:12:35,360 I don't think I can. 1030 01:12:35,490 --> 01:12:38,700 Well, do you think you can stop being such a baby? 1031 01:12:39,990 --> 01:12:41,870 God, I feel like I've been, like... 1032 01:12:41,990 --> 01:12:43,870 chasing you all over this reunion. 1033 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:45,870 We have come all this way. 1034 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:50,670 Now we are going to enjoy ourselves whether you like it or not. 1035 01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:54,760 God, Michele, I've never seen this side of your personality before. 1036 01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:56,840 You're so bossy and domineering. 1037 01:12:58,470 --> 01:13:02,560 - I like it. - Me too. 1038 01:13:09,020 --> 01:13:11,610 ♪ She's got it ♪ 1039 01:13:11,730 --> 01:13:14,610 ♪ Yeah, baby she's got it ♪ 1040 01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:19,820 - I don't believe it. - What? 1041 01:13:19,950 --> 01:13:21,330 They're ba-ack. 1042 01:13:23,990 --> 01:13:25,540 ♪ Well, I'm your Venus ♪ 1043 01:13:25,660 --> 01:13:27,540 - Nice outfits. - ♪ I'm your fire ♪ 1044 01:13:27,660 --> 01:13:30,540 Post-Its must be really lucrative. 1045 01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:40,390 - Are you sure you want to do this? - Oh, yeah, Michele, I am so sure. 1046 01:13:42,970 --> 01:13:45,520 What the hell is your problem, Christie? 1047 01:13:45,640 --> 01:13:48,020 Why are you always such a nasty bitch? 1048 01:13:49,730 --> 01:13:52,560 Do you get some kind of sick pleasure from torturing other people? 1049 01:13:52,690 --> 01:13:56,230 I mean, yeah, okay, so Michele and I did make up some lame story. 1050 01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:59,070 We only did it because we wanted you to treat us like human beings. 1051 01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:01,070 But you know what I finally realized? 1052 01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:04,280 I don't care if you like us 'cause we don't like you. 1053 01:14:04,410 --> 01:14:06,290 You're a bad person with an ugly heart... 1054 01:14:06,410 --> 01:14:09,290 and we don't give a flying fuck what you think. 1055 01:14:15,130 --> 01:14:17,760 - Come on, Michele. - Okay. 1056 01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:20,630 And, yeah. 1057 01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:23,800 It's unbelievable. They're as deluded about their lives... 1058 01:14:23,930 --> 01:14:25,970 as they are about those hideous clothes. 1059 01:14:27,890 --> 01:14:31,100 Actually, Christie, they've got nice lines... 1060 01:14:31,230 --> 01:14:33,440 a fun, frisky use of colour. 1061 01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:37,900 All in all, I'd have to say they're really not bad. 1062 01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:51,460 Well, we still think they're ridiculous. 1063 01:14:51,580 --> 01:14:53,460 Don't we, girls? 1064 01:14:59,590 --> 01:15:02,800 Why don't you just let them think for themselves for once? 1065 01:15:02,930 --> 01:15:05,430 You're just jealous... 1066 01:15:05,550 --> 01:15:10,850 because unlike a certain ball-busting, dried-up career woman I might mention... 1067 01:15:10,980 --> 01:15:13,350 we're all happily married. 1068 01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:15,650 That's right, Christie. 1069 01:15:15,770 --> 01:15:17,860 Keep telling yourself that. 1070 01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:33,000 - I do love those outfits. - Yeah, sure do. 1071 01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:35,040 - Oh, great. - Thanks. 1072 01:15:35,170 --> 01:15:37,170 Michele made them. 1073 01:15:37,290 --> 01:15:41,170 Well, I just sewed them. We both designed them. 1074 01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:43,970 - Fifty-fifty. - Wow. - Yeah. 1075 01:15:44,090 --> 01:15:45,800 That's so cool. 1076 01:15:47,430 --> 01:15:49,390 Well, it's been really terrific seeing all of you. 1077 01:15:49,510 --> 01:15:51,680 - Come on, Michele. - Oh, okay, bye. 1078 01:15:52,770 --> 01:15:53,640 Hi. 1079 01:15:55,350 --> 01:15:59,690 I am sorry that I blew your big lie for you. 1080 01:15:59,820 --> 01:16:03,530 Hey, that's okay. It was better this way anyway. 1081 01:16:03,650 --> 01:16:07,870 It's ironic, isn't it? I really thought you guys had it made in high school. 1082 01:16:07,990 --> 01:16:09,660 - Us? - Yes, you. 1083 01:16:09,780 --> 01:16:12,580 With your long hair and your long legs... 1084 01:16:12,700 --> 01:16:14,830 walkin' on your legs, flippin' your hair. 1085 01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:16,870 I can't compete with that. You made Sandy crazy. 1086 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,590 And the whole time you were makin' my life hell... 1087 01:16:19,710 --> 01:16:22,210 the "A" group was making your life hell; I didn't know. 1088 01:16:22,340 --> 01:16:26,880 You know what? I bet in high school everybody made somebody's life hell. 1089 01:16:27,010 --> 01:16:31,260 Mm-mmm, not me. Never had the opportunity to make anyone's life hell. 1090 01:16:31,390 --> 01:16:34,890 You know what? I bet that's not true. You were really unpleasant. 1091 01:16:35,020 --> 01:16:36,890 - You think? - Oh, yeah. God. 1092 01:16:37,020 --> 01:16:39,230 Heather? Oh, I'm off duty. 1093 01:16:39,350 --> 01:16:42,020 Um, since you never got around to it in high school... 1094 01:16:42,150 --> 01:16:44,740 I was wondering if you could sign my yearbook. 1095 01:16:44,860 --> 01:16:47,990 And, uh, please don't tell me to fuck off... 1096 01:16:48,110 --> 01:16:50,070 because it really hurts my feelings. 1097 01:16:51,450 --> 01:16:54,620 - I hurt your feelings? - Yeah, all the time. 1098 01:16:54,750 --> 01:16:57,620 Tremendous! That's tremendous! 1099 01:16:57,750 --> 01:17:00,290 Go get your stupid yearbook. I would be happy to sign it. 1100 01:17:00,420 --> 01:17:04,210 Okay, great. I'll-l'll be right back, okay? 1101 01:17:04,340 --> 01:17:07,170 Michele, I think maybe we should leave. 1102 01:17:07,300 --> 01:17:09,800 There is no way this reunion is gonna get any better. 1103 01:17:09,930 --> 01:17:14,970 Hey, everybody, Sandy Frink just landed in a helicopter! 1104 01:17:16,100 --> 01:17:18,140 Sandy Frink has a helicopter? 1105 01:17:18,270 --> 01:17:20,100 Yeah. Apparently he's worth, like, millions. 1106 01:17:20,230 --> 01:17:23,770 He invented some kind of special rubber or something. 1107 01:17:23,900 --> 01:17:26,480 Like for condoms? 1108 01:17:31,320 --> 01:17:34,200 ♪ Whoa-ohh-ohh ♪ 1109 01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:41,460 ♪ The hot summer night ♪ 1110 01:17:41,580 --> 01:17:43,960 ♪ Fell like a net ♪ 1111 01:17:45,590 --> 01:17:49,970 ♪ I've gotta find my baby yet ♪ 1112 01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:54,800 ♪ You think I'm cute ♪ 1113 01:17:54,930 --> 01:17:58,180 ♪ A little bit shy ♪ 1114 01:17:58,310 --> 01:18:03,060 ♪ Mama, I ain't that kind of guy ♪ 1115 01:18:03,190 --> 01:18:07,690 That's Sandy Frink? What the hell was I thinking? 1116 01:18:07,820 --> 01:18:09,280 ♪ Whoa-ohh-ohh ♪ 1117 01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:15,990 Sandy, hi. 1118 01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:18,200 - ♪ Doctor, Doctor, give me the news ♪ - You look so rich. 1119 01:18:18,330 --> 01:18:22,500 - ♪ I got a bad case of lovin' you ♪ - I mean, great. 1120 01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:24,830 ♪ No pill's gonna cure my ill ♪ 1121 01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:30,630 ♪ I got a bad case of lovin' you ♪ 1122 01:18:32,130 --> 01:18:34,470 Michele. 1123 01:18:34,590 --> 01:18:39,720 - After all these years, you still take my breath away. - Thanks. 1124 01:18:39,850 --> 01:18:43,310 So you must be, like, the most successful person... 1125 01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:45,350 in our entire graduating class. 1126 01:18:46,810 --> 01:18:50,030 Well, I guess that depends on how you define "success." 1127 01:18:50,150 --> 01:18:53,860 If, to you, success means having a house in Aspen... 1128 01:18:53,990 --> 01:18:57,830 one in Acapulco, a penthouse in New York, a mansion in Malibu... 1129 01:18:57,950 --> 01:19:00,580 a 60-foot yacht, an eight-seat Windstar... 1130 01:19:00,700 --> 01:19:03,710 a Bell Jet Ranger, a Bentley, a personal trainer, a full-time chef... 1131 01:19:03,830 --> 01:19:05,710 a live-in masseuse and a staff of 24... 1132 01:19:05,830 --> 01:19:08,040 then, yeah... 1133 01:19:08,170 --> 01:19:10,250 I guess I am successful. 1134 01:19:12,010 --> 01:19:15,340 But no matter how much I accumulate... 1135 01:19:15,470 --> 01:19:18,720 there's still one thing I just don't have. 1136 01:19:19,890 --> 01:19:21,560 Your own country? 1137 01:19:23,810 --> 01:19:25,850 I don't have you, Michele. 1138 01:19:29,650 --> 01:19:31,610 Will you dance with me? 1139 01:19:33,740 --> 01:19:37,360 Only if Romy can dance with us. 1140 01:19:37,490 --> 01:19:39,370 Sure. 1141 01:19:57,930 --> 01:20:00,140 ♪ Lying in my bed ♪ 1142 01:20:00,260 --> 01:20:05,140 ♪ I hear the clock tick and think of you ♪ 1143 01:20:05,270 --> 01:20:08,150 ♪ Caught up in circles ♪ 1144 01:20:08,270 --> 01:20:12,270 ♪ Confusion is nothing new ♪ 1145 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:16,490 ♪ Flashback Warm nights ♪ 1146 01:20:16,610 --> 01:20:19,740 ♪ Almost left behind ♪ 1147 01:20:19,870 --> 01:20:23,830 ♪ Suitcase of memories ♪ 1148 01:20:23,950 --> 01:20:28,500 ♪ Time after Sometimes you picture me ♪ 1149 01:20:28,620 --> 01:20:32,460 ♪ I'm walkin' too far ahead ♪ 1150 01:20:32,590 --> 01:20:35,630 ♪ You're callin' to me ♪ 1151 01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:39,970 ♪ I can't hear what you've said ♪ 1152 01:20:40,090 --> 01:20:44,310 ♪ Then you say "Go slow" ♪ 1153 01:20:44,430 --> 01:20:47,640 ♪ I fall behind ♪ 1154 01:20:47,770 --> 01:20:50,350 ♪ The second hand unwinds ♪ 1155 01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:55,020 ♪ If you're lost, you can look and you will find me ♪ 1156 01:20:55,150 --> 01:20:57,860 ♪ Time after time ♪ 1157 01:20:57,990 --> 01:21:02,320 ♪ If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting ♪ 1158 01:21:02,450 --> 01:21:05,160 ♪ Time after time ♪ 1159 01:21:05,290 --> 01:21:09,790 ♪ If you're lost, you can look and you will find me ♪ 1160 01:21:09,910 --> 01:21:12,330 ♪ Time after time ♪ 1161 01:21:12,460 --> 01:21:14,340 ♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪ 1162 01:21:14,460 --> 01:21:17,130 - ♪ I'll be waiting ♪ - ♪ I will be waiting ♪ 1163 01:21:17,260 --> 01:21:18,840 ♪ Time after time ♪ 1164 01:21:20,970 --> 01:21:22,840 ♪ Time after time ♪ 1165 01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:26,680 ♪ Time after time ♪ 1166 01:21:28,310 --> 01:21:31,350 ♪ Time after time ♪ 1167 01:21:31,480 --> 01:21:33,860 ♪ Time after time ♪ 1168 01:21:35,480 --> 01:21:37,570 See, I told you it would pay off... 1169 01:21:37,690 --> 01:21:40,070 to go to those clubs every night. 1170 01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:46,370 Come on. 1171 01:21:50,250 --> 01:21:53,000 Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 1172 01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:55,040 What do you want? 1173 01:21:55,170 --> 01:21:58,710 You were right. I was a brain-dead, redneck asshole. 1174 01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:00,880 Although I never screwed a sheep or my sister. 1175 01:22:01,010 --> 01:22:03,180 Why not? Couldn't catch 'em? 1176 01:22:03,300 --> 01:22:07,390 I guess I deserve that. I was a jerk. 1177 01:22:09,180 --> 01:22:11,060 But I was so miserable in high school... 1178 01:22:11,180 --> 01:22:14,190 I don't think I spoke more than two words the entire time. 1179 01:22:14,310 --> 01:22:18,400 I just couldn't breathe there, you know? 1180 01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:20,900 Plus, I had this really bad stutter. 1181 01:22:22,440 --> 01:22:26,030 Listen, you, uh, wanna go somewhere quiet? 1182 01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:28,240 Somewhere where we can talk? 1183 01:22:28,370 --> 01:22:31,790 - You-You wanna talk to me? - Yeah. 1184 01:22:33,210 --> 01:22:35,330 Okay, cowboy, I don't know what your trip is... 1185 01:22:35,460 --> 01:22:38,420 - but if this is some kind of a sick game... - What? No. 1186 01:22:38,540 --> 01:22:41,260 If you fuck with me in any way, I will rip... 1187 01:22:41,380 --> 01:22:44,630 each and every appendage from your body, starting with your dick, capisce? 1188 01:22:46,050 --> 01:22:49,760 Look, I j-just w-wanted to talk. 1189 01:22:52,720 --> 01:22:54,770 Okay. 1190 01:22:54,890 --> 01:22:56,810 What the hell. 1191 01:22:57,980 --> 01:22:59,360 What is your name? 1192 01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:01,360 - Clarence. - I like your hat, Clarence. 1193 01:23:01,480 --> 01:23:03,400 - Thank you. - Pick up the pace. 1194 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:16,540 You wait here. I'll prep my chopper. 1195 01:23:16,670 --> 01:23:18,540 - Okay. - All right. 1196 01:23:20,380 --> 01:23:23,210 Oh, my God, somebody's puking in the bushes. 1197 01:23:23,340 --> 01:23:25,220 Eeewww! 1198 01:23:28,260 --> 01:23:30,470 Hey, how you guys doin'? 1199 01:23:31,390 --> 01:23:32,760 Billy? 1200 01:23:33,930 --> 01:23:37,480 - Chubbo? - The name is Romy. 1201 01:23:39,190 --> 01:23:41,190 Romy and Michele. 1202 01:23:42,940 --> 01:23:47,450 So, weren't you guys, like, totally in love with me in high school? 1203 01:23:47,570 --> 01:23:49,700 She was. 1204 01:23:56,620 --> 01:23:58,830 You wanna get a room? 1205 01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:01,290 But you're married. 1206 01:24:01,420 --> 01:24:04,840 - To Christie. - Yeah, but you've got children... 1207 01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:08,130 and you're a successful real estate developer. 1208 01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:13,350 I do drywall for her old man's construction company. 1209 01:24:13,470 --> 01:24:17,180 And-And you know this new kid? Don't even know if he's mine. 1210 01:24:19,020 --> 01:24:20,900 So... 1211 01:24:21,020 --> 01:24:23,310 How about that room? 1212 01:24:28,030 --> 01:24:29,900 Okay. 1213 01:24:31,860 --> 01:24:34,490 Why don't you go and get that room? 1214 01:24:34,620 --> 01:24:38,200 Go and wash your face and take off all your clothes... 1215 01:24:38,330 --> 01:24:40,370 and I'll be up there in five minutes. 1216 01:24:40,500 --> 01:24:42,210 All right! 1217 01:24:43,460 --> 01:24:47,210 Your fantasy is gonna come true... 1218 01:24:47,340 --> 01:24:49,380 tonight. 1219 01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:53,050 - See you later. - Ugh... Okay. 1220 01:25:00,180 --> 01:25:04,560 - God. - Now he's gonna see what it feels like to wait. 1221 01:25:04,690 --> 01:25:07,530 - That's such a good one. - Ladies. 1222 01:25:09,650 --> 01:25:15,030 - God, can you believe we're going home in a helicopter? - I know. It's so cool. 1223 01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:18,700 I just wish everybody inside the reunion would come out and see us lift off. 1224 01:25:18,830 --> 01:25:20,370 Ohh! 1225 01:25:20,500 --> 01:25:22,370 Thank you. 1226 01:25:25,790 --> 01:25:27,380 Oh. 1227 01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:37,430 Oh, my God! I'm so glad you didn't bring your big notebook with you. 1228 01:25:37,550 --> 01:25:39,220 Michele. 1229 01:25:39,350 --> 01:25:43,060 ♪ Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth ♪ 1230 01:25:43,190 --> 01:25:47,110 ♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on earth ♪ 1231 01:25:47,230 --> 01:25:50,780 ♪ They say in heaven love comes first ♪ 1232 01:25:50,900 --> 01:25:54,280 ♪ We'll make heaven a place on earth ♪ 1233 01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:57,950 ♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on earth ♪ 1234 01:25:58,080 --> 01:26:01,500 Billy. Billy! 1235 01:26:01,620 --> 01:26:04,120 Billy, where are you? 1236 01:26:05,250 --> 01:26:08,750 Billy. Damn it. Damn it! 1237 01:26:15,430 --> 01:26:17,590 Oh, my God. Is that Heather? 1238 01:26:17,720 --> 01:26:20,510 Go for it, Heather! 1239 01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:23,980 ♪ Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth ♪ 1240 01:26:25,350 --> 01:26:27,770 ♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on earth ♪ 1241 01:26:27,900 --> 01:26:31,530 ♪ They say in heaven love comes first ♪ 1242 01:26:31,650 --> 01:26:33,530 Thanks for stopping by. 1243 01:26:33,650 --> 01:26:35,650 Yeah. Enjoy your fashions. 1244 01:26:35,780 --> 01:26:37,660 Have a Romy and Michele day. 1245 01:26:37,780 --> 01:26:40,330 - That was a good one. - Thanks. 1246 01:26:40,450 --> 01:26:42,790 I cannot believe how busy we've been. 1247 01:26:42,910 --> 01:26:46,790 I know. Hey, maybe we can pay back Sandy this week. 1248 01:26:46,920 --> 01:26:49,880 Um, I think we're about, like, two years away from that. 1249 01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:52,840 Oh. Okay. 1250 01:26:59,300 --> 01:27:02,850 Heather, um, has anyone ever told you that smoking can kill you? 1251 01:27:02,970 --> 01:27:06,140 No. No one. Thank you. 1252 01:27:06,270 --> 01:27:08,850 Okay, but if you burn it, you bought it. 1253 01:27:08,980 --> 01:27:11,480 Like I give a shit. I look like an asshole. 1254 01:27:11,610 --> 01:27:13,860 What? Nuh-uh. You look totally cute. 1255 01:27:13,980 --> 01:27:18,530 This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy. 1256 01:27:18,660 --> 01:27:20,990 Okay, I don't even know what you're talking about because of those words... 1257 01:27:21,120 --> 01:27:22,990 but come here. 1258 01:27:23,120 --> 01:27:26,200 - Ow! - God, that has been bugging me. 1259 01:27:26,330 --> 01:27:30,080 - Stay away from my bikini area. - Um, okay. 1260 01:27:30,210 --> 01:27:33,380 - I'm in a rush. Ring it up if you must. - Okay. 1261 01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:35,550 Let me have the tag, please. 1262 01:27:35,670 --> 01:27:37,550 Thank you. 1263 01:27:37,670 --> 01:27:39,550 You really do look cute. 1264 01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:46,140 - You know what? - Huh? 1265 01:27:46,270 --> 01:27:50,520 Despite that surly demeanour, I think we've just given her a big gift. 1266 01:27:50,650 --> 01:27:52,860 Okay, I mean, to give someone... 1267 01:27:52,980 --> 01:27:56,570 like Heather Mooney the chance to express herself through fashion... 1268 01:27:56,690 --> 01:27:59,110 We could've really changed her life. 1269 01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:02,320 Yeah. For me though, it's like... 1270 01:28:02,450 --> 01:28:05,330 I've given birth to my own baby girl, you know? 1271 01:28:05,450 --> 01:28:07,500 Only she's, like, a big giant girl... 1272 01:28:07,620 --> 01:28:10,500 who smokes and says "shit" a lot. 1273 01:28:10,620 --> 01:28:13,580 - You know? - Yeah. 1274 01:28:13,710 --> 01:28:17,380 - Yeah. Let's fold scarves! - Okay. 1275 01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:21,800 - You know what, Michele? - Huh? 1276 01:28:21,930 --> 01:28:24,430 I think you are, like, the funnest person I know. 1277 01:28:24,550 --> 01:28:26,760 Me too. With you. 1278 01:28:35,610 --> 01:28:38,610 ♪ See the people walkin' down the street ♪ 1279 01:28:38,730 --> 01:28:41,780 ♪ Fall in line Just watchin' all the feet ♪ 1280 01:28:41,900 --> 01:28:44,450 ♪ They don't know where everyone can go ♪ 1281 01:28:44,570 --> 01:28:46,990 ♪ But they're walkin' in time ♪ 1282 01:28:47,120 --> 01:28:49,790 ♪ They got the beat They got the beat ♪ 1283 01:28:49,910 --> 01:28:54,460 ♪ They got the beat Yeah, they got the beat ♪ 1284 01:29:00,920 --> 01:29:03,970 ♪ All the kids just gettin' out of school ♪ 1285 01:29:04,090 --> 01:29:07,140 ♪ They can't wait to hang out and be cool ♪ 1286 01:29:07,260 --> 01:29:09,470 ♪ Hang around till quarter after twelve ♪ 1287 01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:12,310 ♪ That's when they fall in line ♪ 1288 01:29:12,430 --> 01:29:14,810 ♪ They got the beat They got the beat ♪ 1289 01:29:14,940 --> 01:29:19,820 ♪ Kids got the beat Yeah, kids got the beat ♪ 1290 01:29:38,630 --> 01:29:41,800 ♪ Go Go music really makes us dance ♪ 1291 01:29:41,920 --> 01:29:44,970 ♪ In the crowd it puts us in a trance ♪ 1292 01:29:45,090 --> 01:29:47,300 ♪ We want to So just give us a chance ♪ 1293 01:29:47,430 --> 01:29:50,140 ♪ That's when we fall in line ♪ 1294 01:29:50,260 --> 01:29:52,810 ♪ 'Cause we got the beat We got the beat ♪ 1295 01:29:52,930 --> 01:29:57,650 ♪ We got the beat Yeah, we got it ♪ 1296 01:29:59,360 --> 01:30:01,230 ♪ We got the beat ♪ 1297 01:30:02,730 --> 01:30:05,860 - ♪ We got the beat ♪ - ♪ Everybody get out your feet ♪ 1298 01:30:05,990 --> 01:30:08,990 - ♪ We got the beat ♪ - ♪ We know you can dance to the beat ♪ 1299 01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:12,330 - ♪ We got the beat ♪ - ♪ Jump back, kick 'round ♪ 1300 01:30:12,450 --> 01:30:15,250 - ♪ We got the beat ♪ - ♪ 'Round and 'round and 'round ♪ 1301 01:30:15,370 --> 01:30:18,250 - ♪ Whoo! ♪ - ♪ We got the beat ♪ 1302 01:30:18,370 --> 01:30:21,460 - ♪ We got the beat ♪ - ♪ We got the beat ♪ 1303 01:30:21,590 --> 01:30:23,800 - ♪ We got the beat ♪ - ♪ We got the beat ♪ 1304 01:30:23,920 --> 01:30:26,880 - ♪ We got the beat, We got the beat ♪ - ♪ We got the beat ♪ 1305 01:30:27,010 --> 01:30:29,300 - ♪ We got the beat ♪ - ♪ We got the beat ♪ 107829