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Just a minute, l'll be back.

Yesterday, l saw her for the first time...

... and fell in love instantly.

Hey Taani!

Your bridal outfit is here.

Nobody is going to see my bridal outfit before me.

Stop!

Oh Taani my child finish your mehendi first.

Oh dad ! today is my wedding day so please no time tables today...

... and if you are in such a hurry why don't you sit for mehendi.

Saw that Surinder! All my life l have disciplined so many kids...

... but this Professor Gupta couldn't straighten his own daughter.

The princess has even chosen her own Prince Charming.

lt's a love marriage.

Hey Taani! Come here.

Guess who is this?

This is Surinder my most favourite student.

Remember l used to tell you about him?

Oh my god! So you are Surinder!

You have no clue mister...

... as to how many problems l have gone through because of you.

Because of me?

Oh yes! Throughout school and college l have only heard one thing...

Why don't you get marks like Surinder!

Respect elders like Surinder!

Surinder did this, Surinder did that...

... and more than anything he wanted to get us married!

No, no...

What no, no? l am telling you.

He told me very seriously...

... that only a very fortunate girl can get a guy like Surinder.

Actually you don't know, but he loves you more than me.

You iust can't stop talking. Be quiet now.

Taani come here. - l am coming.

Ok ! it was nice meeting you, bye.

Yes! Of course, nice.

Yes it's true! l fell in love with her the moment l saw her...

... her beautiful face, her ioyous dance, her unhesitant laughter.

l thought l was seeing a girl for the first time.

lt was a strange feeling, l was happy and in pain at the same time.

What happened?

The bus carrying the groom and his family has met with an accident.

Seems like no one has survived.

Please come everyone.

Get a car... fast.

lt was a massive heart attack.

We have done our best. The rest is in gods hands.

Who is Surinder?

l have brought up Taani with a lot of love.

She is still very young and very fragile.

She will break under such circumstances.

lf you think its right then please marry Taani.

Knowing that Taani is in safe hands l'll be able to die in peace.

l don't have time son.

lf you agree then l'll speak to Taani.

l know this is not the right time to talk to you about this...

... but what to do...

... seems like god has called for me now.

l have never forced you for anything and nor will l today...

... but before leaving l'll give you just one advice...

... in life we make some relationships and some are made by god.

You iust think that god has chosen Surinder for you.

Rest is your decision...

... but my child l wont be able to rest in peace...

... if l leave you here alone.

l won't be able to rest in peace.

l'll do as you wish father.

Bless you my child, bless you.

Long life and happiness, my children.

l always sleep in the attic upstairs.

So the room and the cupboard is all yours.

And if you need anything iust Iet me know, l am a light sleeper.

There was a delay in the meter delivery .

lt's all right now. l have checked the inventory myself.

Yes within 48 hours.

Thank you.

Puniab power at your service lighting up your life.

So Surinder! What news?

Nothing.

So Suri, you didn't come to office for two days.

ls everything alright my friend?

Yes! Everything is fine.

Then why didn't you come to office?

Actually... l had to attend Someone's wedding.

Someone's wedding or your own?

No nothing like that.

Anything can be kept a secret from us in this city?

Friend! You turned out to be very secretive.

You kept your big day a secret from us.

No... no.

Listen everybody Sahni has got married.

So, when do we get to meet your wife?

Come, oh not like this.

Surinder is our dear buddy he will throw us a party.

Hey everyone there's a party at Sahni's place today...

... and we will be introduced to his wife.

No Khanna not today, not today. Thank You!

Thank you!

Puniab Power, lighting up your life.

Hey you Surinder Sahni open the damn door. Why are you hiding inside?

Are you too ashamed to see eye to eye with Bobby Kholsa.

l say, open the door.

Even l don't want to see your face...

... iust came to tell you that we are no longer friends.

l don't need a friend like you.

The one person who did everything...

... together with you hears about your marriage from neighbours.

ls this the value of Bobby Khosla in your life?

l know you are inside, you Ieft office an hour back.

l know everything Suri.

Bobby...

Hey Bobby...

Bobby is dead man!

Bobby can't die till Suri is alive.

Come in, l'll explain everything.

So where is she?

Down in my room.

And you sleep here?

Yes.

And now what?

Whatever god decides.

Here come the caretakers of Punjab power.

Always late to work but always on time for free alcohol and free food.

You see to them l'll check on Taani.

Don't worry it'll all be ok.

l am coming, l am coming. what is the damn hurry man?

Taani, it's me Surinder.

Some friends from office have come home.

They found out about the wedding and invited themselves over.

l tried my best to dissuade them but you know how these people are.

l iust have a small request...

lf you could come and meet everyone for just two minutes...

lt's ok Taani, you don't take tension. l'll tell them that you are unwell.

l'll take care of it, you please take rest.

Hey Sahni! where is your wife?

We are all too eager to meet her.

He won't let us meet her so early.

He must be hiding her somewhere.

lt's not like that DK.

She is not feeling too well after the long journey...

Oh! l'll go get her...

Hey Chaddha! You have still not had a drink with me.

Ok then! First we'll drink and then we'll call on Suri's wife.

Ok Surinder we'll take your leave.

lt's quite late.

We'll probably meet your wife another time.

Not a big deal.

No, no actually she was very keen on meeting you all.

Surinder ii!

l wanted to talk to you. Could you come outside please!

Yes.

l'm sorry l behaved very badly today.

l have married you willingly...

... hence l have no right to take out my anger for god on you.

l promise you that from now on l'll be a good wife to you.

Just be a bit patient with me.

l have to kill the old Taani that l was...

... and become a new Taani and that might take some time.

There is one more thing l needed to tell you...

... l wont be able to love you.

... l don't think l have anymore Iove in me to give to someone.

l don't know if you can live your life without love.

And if you can't, then l wouldn't want to be a burden on you.

l don't know what love is Taani.

l have never had the good luck of falling in love with a lady.

Actually l don't even know any ladies.

Today the way you kept my dignity in front of my friends, is love for me.

l am not used to nor do l require more love than this.

You are very lucky that you have never been in love.

There is nothing more painful In this world than love.

Ok good night then.

Now l know Taani, why l have been In pain for the past two days.

l had fallen in love with you the first time l saw you.

Good night.

Good morning!

Good Morning.

_

Soft, sweet, slow

Soft, sweet, slow

Soft, sweet, slow, the winds blow

Soft, sweet, slow, the healing glow

Soft, sweet, slow, they bless us so

Soft, sweet, slow is the rise of the moon

Soft, sweet, slow lift the veil maroon

Soft, sweet, slow we get high and we swoon

Take it slow now, let it sink

Take a breath, step back from the brink

Toss your cares away with a wink

Cos life goes by in a blink

Soft, sweet, slow love will flow

Soft, sweet, slow love will flow

Soft, sweet, slow

Soft, sweet, slow love will flow

Rai - you must have heard of me

The streets of love lie hassled

Tied up in shy coy tassels

They fight a war with themselves

This heart's uncertain in every beat

lt shies away in coy retreat

lt says something does something else

This mischief heart Is a riddle, surprise

Rush into love and pay the price

Slow down love, let it sink

Take a breath, step back from the brink

Toss your cares away with a wink

Cos life goes by in a blink

Love will flow now soft, sweet, slow

Love will flow now soft, sweet, slow

Soft, sweet, slow

Love will flow now soft, sweet, slow

God must have his own god too

Who will work his magic ways on you

And you will see in me what l see in you

ln the name of god, lets go

Beyond horizons, lets go

Carry me away, lets go

Remember the words

Of the prophet's poem

ln the river of fire, you sink to swim

Slow down love, let it sink

Take a breath, step back from the brink

Toss your cares away with a wink

Cos life goes by in a blink

Love will flow now soft, sweet, slow

Love will flow now soft, sweet, slow

Soft, sweet, slow

Love will flow now soft, sweet, slow

Soft, sweet, slow, they bless us so

l'll take it.

What is this?

These people are teaching dance here...

... it's a big company from Bombay.

Actually l have always been very fond of dancing...

... and anyway l get bored at home the whole day...

... but if you are not ok with it l won't do it.

Thank you.

Mention not.

Bobby my friend

Yes Suri my friend

lf l tell you something promise me you won't tell anyone.

Never till l die my friend... never

l have fallen in love

Congratulations, celebrations, fireworks...

... but with whom?

With my wife Taani.

Congratulations, celebrations, fireworks...

Cheers to this. This is more like it.

But she does not love me.

How dare she not love you, She is not your wife.

Two slaps and she'll be loving you all over.

Hey don't you dare! You will slap my wife?

No, no not me you will.

Never! The day l raise this hand on her...

... you cut this hand with your scissors, all of it.

You love her so much?

But she says she wont be able to love me.

She wants to change herself.

She says she has to kill the old Taani that she was...

But l love her iust the way she is.

l want her to remain the happy, fun spirited Taani that she was...

... and with whom l fell in love instantly.

l don't want her to change.

l want her to fall in love with me.

Make her fall in Iove with me my friend.

Do something that makes me the hero of her life.

The kind of hero that she Ioves to watch in films...

... and then she will come in my arms.

Do some magic with your hands...

... and make my Iove story my friend.

Balwinder viz. Bobby Khosla started this salon for this day perhaps.

Now you wait and watch how l write your love story.

Bobby! Will she really not be able to recognize me.

Suri! If she recognizes you...

... l will close this salon and go back to my village.

Oh that's great, the thing is, Taani has joined a dance class...

... and l really want to watch her dancing, so first l will go there.

And l'll quietly watch her dancing...

... then later l'll go home and surprise her.

Hey what are you doing? l don't Want to cut my moustache.

Oh relax l am not cutting, just trimming your moustache.

Girls nowadays don't like thick moustaches.

Slowly, slowly...

You duffer!

Oh sorry! Don't worry it'll be back In a minute. l'll just check.

Where are you going? l am feeling a bit tensed?

But why?

Will Taani like this new Suri ?

She will come dancing into your arms and will softly whisper in your ears.

What?

Suri.

Yes. - l love you.

How much.

Wow that was fantastic.

We bombayites never knew...

... that people in Amritsar could dance so well.

Amritsar this one's for you.

You must have noticed that we have divided you all into two groups.

Group Green and Group Red.

Group Green and Group Red.

Now one person from Group Red will be paired with...

...one person from Group Green.

Because after all, the real fun of dancing lies in partner dancing.

Ok guys you can now go ahead and find your dance partner.

Damn it!

Oh l am sorry... oh where am l stuck now.

Listen this is a misunderstanding.

l iust can't dance.

Please listen to me, l have never danced in my life.

Oh no, no, no Surinder. No running away now.

You are not Suri l work For Punjab power anymore.

Now you are Taani's hero.

You sing songs, you dance...

... you save the girls, you kill the bad guys...

Hello l am Taani.

And l am your hero.

What?

l mean 21, 21.

You must have heard of me.

Um... no l haven't.

Don't worry. You will keep hearing it from now on.

Alright then! l'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye!

Oh no, no, no, l mean...

... never say goodbye.

Always say, we are traveling the love lane...

... down the road we will meet again

Ok.

Ok.

Rai...

Rai, we are traveling the love lane, Down the road we will meet again

We are traveling the love lane, Down the road we will meet again

l iust don't get it.

You said you'll watch Taani dance and then go home and surprise her.

And now you are making me create this fake moustache?

Oh you fool!

l have got the chance to dance with Taani everyday...

... and you want me to loose that.

Do you think, if she knew it was me...

... would she ever dance with a geek like me?

Never.

And even if she did she wouldn't be the same Taani l saw today.

What are you trying to say?

You iust don't get it.

Suri reminds Taani of her tragedy, her sadness.

She can never be the old Taani around Suri.

But now by being Rai l have the opportunity...

... to spend some time with her.

Tell me out of so many people...

... how come she was the only one who became my partner?

How do l know?

l'll tell you.

Because of god...

lf he wanted she could have easily recognized me in a second.

But he didn't do that know why?

Why?

Listen to what god is saying.

He is saying...

... there l have started your love story.

Now dance with Taani all you want...

... get to know her better, make her laugh...

... give her heaps of happiness so that she forgets all her pain...

... and becomes your fun-loving Taani forever.

As Rai you can tell her whatever is in your heart.

All that you could never say as Suri, now go live your love story.

You got me all emotional again.

Here is your moustache, and Suri is back.

l am sorry l got late, l'll just change and come.

l will take the tiffin - Alright

What is the matter?

Oh nothing, l have sprained my neck. l'll be back. You heat the food.

Taani from now l'll be late every night.

l am doing overtime at office.

Since you are busy with your dance classes in the evening.

l thought it's best l take on extra work.

Alright.

We are traveling the love lane, down the road we will meet again...

Oh she's my sister dude...

You must have heard of me.

The thing is there was no other colour left in the store.

These mumma's boys took every other colour...

... but even if there was l would have chosen this one only.

Since yesterday yellow has become my favourite colour...

... because yesterday l saw you for the first time...

...and you had worn yellow.

Listen mister Rai! l do not appreciate such talk.

Please do not ever try to flirt with me.

But where am l flirting.

Flirting would be if l were to tell you that...

... l have never seen a girl more beautiful than you...

... and when you dance all sweaty...

... the way your hair swings left and right, my heart skips a beat.

But l didn't say anything like that. - No flirting.

Sorry Mr. Rai but l wont be able to dance with you.

Oh no, no, no, l am sorry, l apologise.

see the thing is l am a loud mouth rowdy...

... l don't know how to converse with decent women...

... and you are very simple.

So l will never do any Ioose talk around you.

l'll be absolutely quiet.

l promise.

Sorry wrong finger. One chance, just one chance.

Yippe yippe! Taani partner you didn't tell me sexy dress no,

lt is pretty cool ya.

Rai, come here. - Coming, coming.

Puniab's number one bike and number one dude at your service.

No it's alright. l'll manage.

Oh don't think so much.

lt's raining, you'll get wet, come on l'll drop you home.

Thank you!

Why are you saying thank you l should say thank you to you.

Alright then ready steady go.

Damn my hairstyle will get spoiled.

Know what Taani partner, it's considered very lucky...

... to get wet in the first rain and whatever you wish for comes true.

Really? - Of Course!

Superb! so what did you ask for?

lt's granted as soon as l asked for it.

That the world's most beautiful girl be sitting on my backseat.

Rai, you are flirting with me again. - Stop the bike l'll go on my own.

Ok, ok l am sorry, l apologise, never again.

So Taani partner what did you wish for in this first rain.

Nothing.

Oh Taani partner l am sure your heart wants something.

No my heart does not want anything.

How is that possible Taani partner everyone's heart wants something.

You seem to know everything...

... so why don't you tell me what my heart wants.

Should l?

Yeah!

Your heart wants to stop paining.

Caught you now, didn't l? Now you are not saying anything?

Say something, yes or no?

Taani partner, close your eyes and Iet every raindrop reach your heart.

What are you doing Rai? Who will watch the road?

You are watching it right?

Please look straight and drive properly.

Ok, Here we go

This is it. Please stop here.

Ok then, your stop has come.

Ok thank you, bye!

No, no Taani partner no goodbye remember.

Oh right! We'll meet again.

No, no full version please.

We are traveling the love lane, down the road we will meet again. Happy!

Very, very happy!

We are traveling the love lane, Down the road we will meet again.

Have you ever tasted the first raindrops, they taste heavenly.

Taani partner close your eyes and Iet every raindrop reach your heart.

l am sorry l had some trouble with the car so got late.

Taani can you please shut the windows the floor will get spoilt.

Alright.

This is milk with turmeric. It's good for your cold.

Thank you.

Ok good night.

1 ,2,3,4 Rai what on earth are you doing?

Chill l am alright... 5,6,7 cheers.

Hey why are you sticking your finger in my nose...

... would you like it if l stick my finger in your nose.

l have got it now.

Oh where are you going?

Rai leave me.

Oh why are you going into my armpits now.

What the hell are you doing?

Please don't get over familiar with me.

Do what they are teaching...

... Iook how well the other girls are dancing, come, come.

Give me your hand.

Take my hand, take my nose, take whatever you want.

Do you know this one ringaa ringaa roses.

What the hell is your problem?

They do this in villages, during festivals.

Listen up everyone, from Monday we will start the dance competition.

Every couple will get points each week...

... and then the top ten couples will compete in the finals...

... and whoever wins will be proclaimed...

... the best dancing pair in Amritsar.

Thank you Madonna madam.

Good night folks, bye, bye.

This Madonna madam is 10 on 10 correct.

l have a strong feeling from within that we will come first.

We'll come last not first.

lt isn't raining today l can go on my own. Thank you.

No that's not why l am here.

Taani partner l think you should change your dance partner.

See l know that my dancing is even worse than my talking...

... but you are iust the best.

You will surely come first.

But if l am your partner you will certainly loose...

... and l really won't like to see that happen.

So then its fixed that from Monday you'll find a new partner.

Alright then.

We are traveling the love lane, down the road we will meet again.

Here Buddy, end Rai's story.

Just think again Suri.

Oh l have thought of it enough. l can't see Taani upset.

She was so disappointed...

... when she heard about the competition and looked at me.

How long was this going to last anyway!

So it's best we end this here.

Anyway l am happy with this much.

Moreover this damn Rai wears really tight clothes.

lt hurts a lot in the front and the back.

Hey buddy l have to take Taani out for a film.

l am late. l'll leave now... l'll see you later.

Alright then Rai buddy your role ends here.

l could not be yours in this lifetime Rahul.

But l promise that l'll be yours in all my lives to come.

l'll wait for you in all my lives to come.

Taani Partner...

Getting bored, right?

Love stories of today have lost their charm.

l have learnt about love from the gods of love.

So l'll show you how to romance and dance in Hindi film style

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l'm in love, l feel so high

Here's where l live, and here l'll die

Away from your arms, your streets

l wouldn't know where to fly

My heart's a tramp with two left feet

Now tell me are we to ever meet?

ln every life we change our form

On dream's curtains are we reborn

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

Bees buzz inside my heart

When l smell the flower of love

Come on love, now sing your part

My heart flutters like a dove

Before your house, l'll build one Smaller, even though it won't do

Someone love me iust for a moment, even if its untrue

Even if its untrue

ln every life we change our form

On dream's curtains are we reborn

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

O pretty woman with the lush long hair

To the world l'm Junglee, without a care

Roam the night, you do, Singing Yahoo Yahoo

Roam the night, you do, Singing Yahoo Yahoo

With stars wrapped around you

ln every life we change our form

On dream's curtains are we reborn

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

Praise the lord Shiv Shankar

Cos you iust cant strike or iunk her

However hard you try

You're my soulmate it seems

The princess of my dreams

l think now l can fly

The world will talk, don't heed it

Pray l find peace, l need it

ln every life we change our form

On dream's curtains are we reborn

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

O this ache in my heart

l ache in every part

But l'll show the world still

O this ache in my heart

l ache in every part

But l'll show the world still

l'm as good as the best

l want you to know

You have my vow

My love

ln every life we change our form

On dream's curtains are we reborn

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

We are traveling the love lane

Down the road we'll meet again

Taani, please sit down.

Need some water?

Um... actually my partner Raj hasn't come in today.

Would you have his number or address?

Sure, Rai... Rai...

Oh ya Rai Kapoor.

There's no number but the address is Raju motors, 21 Gol Maseed.

Raiu Motors?

How much longer Raiu?

Almost done buddy, but tell me something...

... why does Suri keep riding your bike.

l iust sold him a brand New Hyundai l 10.

Oh that's a story l'll tell you another time just hurry up now please.

Almost done buddy.

Raiu sir some lady is here Iooking for Raj Kapoor .

Oh idiot even my mother has been Iooking for Raj Kapoor for years.

Hey listen! Make her sit and tell her that Mr. Raj...

...is coming in sometime.

Rai Kapoor, the actor is coming here? l'll just call my mother...

Oh buddy not Rai Kapoor, the actor but our Suri is coming as Raj Kapoor.

How did Suri become Rai Kapoor now, what is going on...

lt's a very long story, l'll tell you later. Anwar hide the bike...

... buddy there is something important you have to do.

Hey Suri, l am calling from Raju's garage.

Your wife is here looking for Rai.

Taani has reached there?

Now what do l do, l told you that l have ended the Raj episode...

... so she can come first in the competition.

l know that but you seem to have forgotten...

... that now this story is being written by god, not you.

And how and when Rai's episode will end, is upto him not you.

You iust get here fast. l have made her wait here.

Ok buddy l am coming right away. But where are my clothes?

Right there in my cupboard.

Alright l'll be there in ten minutes. Hey Bobby l love you buddy!

l love you too buddy.

Here you go.

Good evening Taani partner! hello dear, never fear, Raj is here, cheers.

So Taani partner did my boys attend to you properly.

Absolutely. Ten on ten hospitality.

l have only taught these fools, come on now!

What are you looking at?

Enough of your singing, l am not paying you to idle away your time.

Go do some work, come on come on.

Have to keep them under control...

Did they serve you biscuits.

l am sorry.

Oh trying to impress the girl with your English eh?

Come on you oaf get to work now.

So Taani partner you here, what, why, how come.

Um why didn't you come to dance school today?

Oh the thing is l have left dancing it is quite boring...

... and not something dudes like me can do...

You haven't left dancing you have left your Taani partner right?

So that l don't loose.

Oh no, no nothing like that.

But l am not going to leave my partner nor am l going to lose.

You know, earlier l thought you were a really cheap kind of...

... a guy but now l have realized that under all...

... this cheapness is a really good hearted guy.

lf you can be so worried about my winning...

... can't l worry about your dance?

Now that we are partners we will remain partners till the end.

And anyway if you promise to work hard and do extra practice...

... l also promise you that we will definitely win.

Taani partner l had told you that you'd miss me.

Looks like Rai's magic has worked on you.

You have started again Rai?

Please promise me one more thing...

... that you will never do this cheap flirting with me again.

Oh no, no way, l can promise to do extra practice, to work harder...

... but l can't promise to stop flirting.

You see this flirting comes natural to me, l cannot control it.

lt's god's gift.

Rai we are friends from today and you will behave like one.

Ok then we'll meet tomorrow at dance class.

Ok... what's the big deal.

Taani partner you are forgetting something.

We are traveling the love lane, Down the road we will meet again.

Oh man, l'll die of happiness.

lt's a match made in heaven

You may agree or not with thing

But it's in the song the minstrel sings

lt's a match made in heaven

Oh Bobby you are sleeping...

Here, hold this.

O come on buddy we were having such great fun.

Where are my pants now and when...

Oh there you are.

O Suri buddy did you see Raj's style?

Taani partner couldn't resist coming to Raj, eh!

Did you hear what she said?

From today we are friends.

And you have seen enough Hindi films...

... to know that a girl and a guy can never be friends.

After friendship comes love and romance.

So now l will hold Taani's hand and while l dance and romance her.

You can be happy holding the tiffin... ok ...

Oh why are you standing like a villain between us ...

... you married her and spoilt her life.

She's like a miss world and you are Suri l work for Punjab power...

Listen buddy l am telling you before she runs away with me...

... and you are left holding your leg between your legs...

... you should yourself step aside..

So that this dude can sweep her away and walk into the sunset...

... and gloriously THE END appears on the screen with a bang...

... and the audience bursts into a thunderous applause.

Hey why are you so quiet.

Alright take your time, think it over, we'll talk tomorrow.

Thought about it? l will tell you what you are thinking.

You are thinking what if while loving Raj...

...Taani completely forgets Suri...

... what if she never falls in love with Suri...

... what if in the end Suri is left saying...

... we are traveling the love lane, Down the road we will meet again.

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Put your left leg in

And your right leg out

Come on baby, let's start

Turn your head around

Swing your legs up and down

That's all it takes, let's start

Hey dude check it out

Sing, dance, twist and shout

Take my hand and hit the floor now

Take a chance on this dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

Take a chance on this dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

Now flick your hand to the tune

Like a clock hand, from 7 to noon

You've got yourself a step

A step that's made you hep

Now swing your hip without a care

Like a figure of eight in the air

You've got yourself a step

A step that's made you hep

Hey dude check it out

Sing, dance, twist and shout

Take my hand and hit the floor now

Take a chance on this dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

Take a chance on this dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

Throw a hand up, shake it well

Like you're ringing a temple bell

You've got yourself a step

A step that's made you hep

Shake the other hand below

Like you'd tug a kite to make it soar

You've got yourself a step

A step that's made you hep

Hey dude check it out

Sing, dance, twist and shout

Take my hand and hit the floor now

Take a chance on this dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

Take a chance on this dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

Take a chance on this dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

You both have been selected...

... in the top 10 of the dancing competition.

What will you have?

Gol guppa.

How many?

Sweetheart!

You iust keep bringing them, today there's no limit.

Very well then.

What do you mean by no limit?

Rai partner gol guppa competition.

Competition in this too?

Oh! then tell me.

What prize does the winner get?

The winner can make the loser do any one thing he wishes to.

Anything?

Absolutely, and the Iooser can't refuse.

ln that case Taani partner you have lost...

... because Rai will eat all the gol guppas in Amritsar...

... but won't loose.

See it then.

Hey man! bring on the damn golguppas.

Bring it on.

Bring it on.

Taani partner if you are tired feel free to give up.

Cheers!

Congratulate me?

Huh!

l have been selected for the top 10 in the dance competition.

This is very good news many many congratulations.

l have made chicken rice today, while you change l'll heat it up.

Chicken Rice!!!

You don't like it?

Of course l like it, l Love it!

l'll iust be back.

Your plate?

l am full. l actually ate a lot of chaat on the way.

Rai and l went out to celebrate.

Rai... Who is Rai?

Oh! l totally forgot to tell you.

Rai is my dance partner.

This dance competition is in pairs.

Each person is given a partner.

He has his own garage, Raiu garage.

He is a very funny guy. Always makes me laugh!

You didn't like the biryani?

lt's A-one... A-one.

Suri buddy, Taani was right this love is a painful thing...

... there's pain in disguising oneself, pain in dancing...

... and now pain even in eating.

This love will surely kill you one day Suri!

l'm so sorry.

You bloody bitch!

Please mind your tongue, l said sorry, right?

Keep quiet, l know people like you...

... You hit purposely and then say sorry...

... so that the best of the competition...

... goes out right at the beginning, bloody bitch!

Hey you miss wannabe!

lf you say bitch once more you won't know what hit you.

Taani partner, you iust ignore this miss wannabe.

Rai is here so why fear... l'll talk to her!

Talk! - What?

Talk to me!

To hell with the talk, l'll iust say sorry on my partner's behalf...

... and you say sorry on your partner's behalf.

Make me say it! - What?

Tiny! See what happened to my leg.

Tiny??

Tiny Singh. My name. Any problem.

Oh no, no... size doesn't matter.

Man should be solid like you.

My own pet name is little ... chicken little.

Let's iust put this behind us.

l'll say sorry on everyone's behalf.

Full and final sorry.

Happy family... hug? Ok ok no hug.

Bitch!

What did she say?

Tich tich... She said tich.

And man your biceps are glowing in this light, l must say.

Where did you get this tattoo?

Leave it man!! - Left it... Ieft it.

Who am l to catch you anyway?

Bloody bitch! l should have given her one tight slap...

... and she'd be dancing all her life.

Taani partner can l say something? Abusing doesn't suit you.

When did l abuse?

You iust said... b for bitch.

l know cdf as well. Wanna hear?

No, no thank you. This Is enough for today.

Dammit!!! Bloody Dolly... Move it... hold this!

Holding it... why are you tying this...

She has left... what are you doing?

Son-of-a-gun, take it easy man.

There they are.

Oh! no, that's a different couple.

Dolly, bitch.

l'll show you now.

Rai, get off.

l'm ready partner, but what's the plan?

Tiny, l suggest you mess with people your own size next time.

And Dolly... Dance now!

Hell with Tiny!

Taani partner you are dhoom 3.

My best friend's brother had a bike...

... and we used to steal and ride it every night.

l have three years of practice.

Any more surprises Taani partner?

You won't fly away like Superman no?

You never know, wait and watch.

l have only been waiting and watching.

So your wife was riding the bike?

Yes.

That too at the speed of 120?

Yes.

And what were you doing?

l was sitting behind.

What were you doing at the back?

l had to hold the handbag, right?

Oh man! A lady is riding the bike...

... and you are sitting behind holding a ladies handbag.

You have spoilt the whole macho.

Sorry Bobby, which part of the bike is macho.

ls it very expensive?

Oh man it's not a bike part it's a man's part.

Why do men ride bikes? To look macho.

Why do they wear ieans? To look macho.

But who is this macho?

Macho means manhood.

They show in films, right, that If heroines don't listen...

... the heroes iust pick them up and take them - that is macho.

Our action king Dharmendra is macho.

Our Stallone Rambo is macho.

And you are sitting behind holding a bag - destroyed the macho...

But now how can l rectify this macho?

To start with never sit on the backseat whether...

...it is the bike or your house.

The handle must always be in your hands...

... otherwise your wife will never respect you.

And when you walk you must swell your chest high like this.

Hey macho.

Hey macho.

Hey macho.

Hey macho.

Hey macho.

Hey macho.

Hey macho.

Hey Bobby.

What macho man?

Girls are tying rakhi all around here...

... every girl is making her partner her brother.

What if Taani gets into the mood to do the same?

Do one thing. Go hide in the bathroom.

That's exactly where l am.

Even l have that much intelligence.

But now what do l do?

Do anything but iust don't come out.

You can die but you cannot let her tie the rakhi.

Ok best of luck buddy!

Rai... Rai are you inside?

Yes l am here.

My stomach is not keeping well.

So l won't be able to dance.

l am having loose motions, l am afraid.

Oh... ok... so then we'll shop for costumes today.

Anyway nobody seems to be interested in dancing here...

... too busy tying rakhis. It's very irritating.

lt's irritating? In that case l'll just be out.

No Rakhi - macho, No Rakhi - macho.

The festival of rakhi has been made into a joke in this country.

Wherever you go everyone is tying rakhi.

Just so that people don't make any wrong...

... notions about a boy and girl relationship.

Can't a boy and girl iust be friends, can't they be professional partners?

10 on 10 correct Taani partner.

But actually it's the girls who are responsible for this charade...

... given a choice no boy would ever make a girl his sister.

Now look at Tiny and Dolly itself.

Till yesterday we thought that they were...

... girlfriend and boyFriend, right?

But iust today Dolly tied a huge rakhi on Tiny's hand.

Poor chap was crying... Booohooo.

What do the poor guys do?...

... these girls don't even say what they really want.

No girl wants a bodyguard in the name of a boyFriend.

Who does nothing but goes around showing his...

... muscles like some macho.

Here... try these.

What no macho? But Bobby...

Rai.

Yes present! - Come on.

Taani partner.

Hmmm!

l am confused.

Why? Is the size not right?

No, no not in the clothes...

... there is some confusion in my mind and heart.

What confusion?

Taani partner, tell me one thing...

... what does a girl really want?

You've asked a very difficult question.

The answer to what a girl wants can be understood only by a girl.

l have to become a girl now?

The answer is very simple...

... but by the time a guy understands it both of them turn old.

No, no Taani partner please explain it to me in a shorter way.

l don't want to turn old alone.

The only thing a girl desires is that someone loves her like...

... no one has ever been loved before.

There is nothing else a girl wants from life.

So now you understand?

lf Dolly thought Tiny Ioved her like this...

... she would have never tied him a rakhi.

Come on now, let's go.

Suri loves you even more than you can imagine Taani.

But you are iust not being able to see it.

Never mind, now Rai will show Suri's love to you.

And no macho.

Taani partner, tomorrow is my birthday.

Oh wow. - Thank you!

l wanted to spend the whole day with you, what say.

Um full day... l don't think...

No saying no Taani partner, remember gol gappa winner...

... so today l am asking you for my prize and you can't say no.

And anyway every year l spend this day alone.

So l thought let's do something different this year.

But l don't...

Now don't tell me you will have to tie me a rakhi...

...to spend the day with me.

Alright Rai partner tomorrow's day is all yours.

Way to go, l will pick you at 9 am tomorrow, Amritsar time.

We are traveling the love lane, Down the road we will meet again.

_

You are my heaven

My final tryst

You are my prayer

My soul's bliss

You are the calm that l seek

You are in every heart beat

l know nothing else

Now except

l see my god in you

l don't know what to do

l see my god in you

l don't know what to do

l can't help but bow before you

l don't know what to do

l see my god in you

l don't know what to do

So far somehow

l'm helpless now

But l touch you with my gaze

Your scent

Your words

l'm in paradise in a daze

You're the light inside my heart

You're the treasure l'd never part

l know nothing else

Now except

l see my god in you

l don't know what to do

l see my god in you

l don't know what to do

l can't help but bow before you

l don't know what to do

l see my god in you

l don't know what to do

lt's a match made by god

With anklets that ring

Leave me longing

Your shadow teases with its touch

When you go by

Smiling so shy

Even my god can't take so much

You are that shine

My light divine

l know nothing else

Now except

l see my god in you

l don't know what to do

l see my god in you

l don't know what to do

l can't help but bow before you

l don't know what to do

l see my god in you

l don't know what to do

lt's a match made by god

Hey Khanna, ready, steady go...

What... what is this Rai?

lt's love Taani partner, swear to god it's true love.

See l am a rough tough guy...

... had l gone to express my love through words...

... something stupid would have come out.

So l thought let me get the whole of Amritsar to express my love...

Did you not like it?

Like it! Every girl dreams that someone loves her this madly.

But this kind of madness no girl can even dream of.

l really liked it Rai but at the same time l am feeling sad.

l have made a huge mistake...

l should have told you that l am a married girl Raj.

l know everything, his name is Surinder Sahni...

... and he works for Puniab Power and you reside at B-52 Hussain Pura.

l know everything.

But l did not do all this with any wrong expectations...

... no absolutely not.

l iust wanted you to know how special you are to me.

And you don't worry, nothing has changed between us...

... we were friends and we will remain friends...

... the only difference is that you are married...

... and l will get married somehow someday.

Nothing has changed, every thing is the same.

No Rai everything has changed.

When a girl begins to dream with open eyes...

... then her whole world changes.

Nothing remains the same after that.

Please leave Rai.

l want to be here alone for sometime. Please.

Ok Taani partner.

Suri l think it's enough now.

Now put an end to this double role and tell her the truth.

No buddy not now.

But why not?

Because l want to know whether she loves Raj or Suri.

Oh Come on buddy! They are both the same.

Whoever she loves she'll be loving you only.

But she does not know they are the same, right?

For her there is a lot of difference between them.

Suri is her husband and Raj is nobody.

ln that case there is another difference.

Rai expresses his love for her loud and clear.

And Suri, keeps his love shut in his tiffin box.

Buddy nobody here is god, all of us are human...

... and humans are hungry for love.

We get pulled wherever we find love.

You are being unfair to your wife Suri.

On one hand as Rai you are showing her heaven...

... and on the other hand, as Suri...

... you show her your grandfather's cottage.

Buddy show her Suri's love...

... and then see she'll never even look at another Raj.

Bobby my friend, to make Taani laugh...

... to keep her happy, Suri can do comedy, Suri can dance...

... Suri can change himself completely and become Raj.

But to win her love Suri won't change.

She will have to love this Suri l work for Punjab Power for who he is.

And she will have to understand Suri's love soft, sweet, slow.

Otherwise we are traveling the love lane...

... down the road we will meet again

Oh god! why are you adding spice to his sugar sweet love story?

So how is your dance practice going?

Good.

And how is your partner, what was his name?

Rai.

Yes, yes Rai!

So is this Mr. Rai married?

No he isn't.

l have got two passes for a trade fair from the company...

... would you like to go?

Yes.

Hi, hello, hope you're fine.

This game here will blow your mind.

lf you're not here it's your loss.

And to all who are here, at this Japan fun fair.

Welcome.

We have for you, imported specially from Japan, Mr. Sumo!

lf you can last ten minutes in the ring

Two return tickets to Japan will you win

So l ask you where is the son-of-this-soil

Who can make this warrior toil?

Come on my hero

Smash him down to zero

Oh if there's someone here who had a love in Japan

Tripped up, lost out, failed in his plan

Oye here's your chance to make her smile

Win 2 return tickets, go the extra mile

Oye is there a lion heart who here sits

Can blow this monster to little bits

So we have here an Amritsar hound

Who'll bring this sumo down to the ground

Your name please?

Surinder Sahni.

O brothers and sisters...

... put your hands together for Mr. Surinder Sahni.

Buddy you're sure?

Yes.

Then why delay? Just walk this way...

Sir you said you were sure, so fight...

This is wrong sir... Iet go...

The line is out... the line is out...

lt's a miracle.

Sumo's been flung to the ground

lt's a balle balle for Punjab this round

And Mr. Surinder Sahni has won himself...

... 2 tickets to Japan from Amadeus absolutely free.

What was this drama?

What was the need for you to do this?

Aren't you aware that you are an average working class man.

Who everyday puts on his glasses...

... sits in a 4 by 4 cubicle and works in front of a computer.

You are not a hero to go...

... and fight with someone four times your size.

What were you trying to prove? huh?

Please tell me what was The need to do all this?

You were very quiet at the fair.

Only at the Japan stall you showed some interest.

l knew with my salary you'd never be able...

... to see Japan so l thought that...

...if l win you'd be able to see Japan and feel happy.

Please stop worrying About my happiness.

l am happy, but l cant keep jumping around all the time.

lf l am quite it doesn't mean l am not happy...

... and if l want something l will ask you for it.

You have already done enough for me.

Please don't do so much that l am never able to pay...

...you back all my life.

Please don't do anything for me.

Please l beg you.

l was not doing you a favour Taani, l was just loving you...

... and love can never be paid back.

Oye Suri look who is here.

That day's dinner was iust amazing.

The tandoori chicken you made was out of this world.

Everybody enioyed it, everybody.

Ok, ok let's get back to work, good day.

You forgot this.

Thank you.

There is a new film playing at Rialto, would you like to see it?

Alright, l'll be ready.

Puniab Power lighting up your life.

Taani partner l had told you that you'd miss me.

Looks like Rai's magic has worked on you

lt's love Taani partner, swear to god it's true love.

Taani partner, close your eyes and Iet every raindrop reach your heart

There's nobody inside.

Thank you.

Hello Suri your wife is here. She is asking for Raj.

l am coming.

Oh good night Taani partner happy monsoon.

l thought you have forgotten your partner...

... the lights and the l love you must have scared you a bit?

Oh forget it all and drink Punjab's number one tea.

Taani partner any problem?

How can you be so happy?

How can you love me without expecting love in return.

Don't you feel pain in love?

Pain?

Love is god's gift so how can there be pain in love.

And about expecting love in return...

... one doesn't love only if the love is reciprocated.

Look l see god in you so l fell in love with you.

You saw god in someone else so you fell in love with him...

...it's that simple.

Now you should not worry about all this, you just...

...drink this hot, hot tea.

My life is not that simple Rai.

l don't see god in anyone.

l don't see god in anyone.

l had shut all my doors to love.

And then you come along laughing, singing, dancing.

And declared l love you.

From you l learnt what true love is.

That there is no pain in true love.

You awakened love in me once again...

... the love that l had killed within me long back.

Why did you come in my life Rai?

What do l do now?

l am a married girl.

So now why don't you answer a very simple question?

What do l do now?

Run away with me.

lf you are not happy with him.

lf you don't love him then come along with me.

God does not give all of us equal happiness.

Some of us have to snatch our share of happiness from him.

You also snatch your share.

Run away with me.

Take me away Rai... take me away.

l have seen a lot of unhappiness l can't handle the pain anymore.

l want to be happy, l want to laugh, l want to live, l want to love again.

Take me away Rai, l can't take it anymore please.

l promise that tomorrow, the night of the competition...

... will be our last night in Amritsar.

l lost buddy.

l had set out to make Taani happy...

... to make my love story but it's become the end of me.

l iust don't understand why are you not telling her the truth now?

Try and understand man, when a married woman...

... especially someone like Taani is ready to run away with someone else...

... how unhappy she must be in her marriage. Just think.

Taani does not love me, she is not happy with me.

So isn't it my duty to set her free?

So that she can find her Raj somewhere.

But no Rai will have Suri's heart...

... and Taani has fallen in love with that heart, don't you get it?

No buddy if she had fallen in love with that heart...

... she would have understood what is in Suri's heart.

She would have recognized Suri's love for her.

l have decided, tomorrow after the competition...

... l will leave a letter and be gone.

l have put this house on her name...

... and have requested for a transfer to the Delhi office.

You have gone mad, you have gone mad totally.

l am telling her everything.

You have my swear Bobby.

Remember you had stopped me once by telling me...

... that god is writing this love story.

So now leave the end of this story to God.

l come here to take blessings before every important work.

Today is a big day for you so l wanted god to be with you.

God! Let my Taani be happy wherever and with whom ever she may be.

l don't want anything else from you.

He says that he sees god in me but l am nothing like you.

ln what way do people see you?

Even l want to see you. Please show me god too.

Please show me god too.

_

You asked no questions

Right from the start

You gave me all straight from the heart

Didn't say one word

Or iudge me while

You gave me all with a smile

You're my sun, you're my shade

You're my own you'll never fade

l know nothing else

Now except

l see my god in you

l don't know what to do

l see my god in you

l don't know what to do

l can't help but bow before you

l don't know what to do

l see my god in you

l don't know what to do

So this was couple no. 6

Their marks the iudges will now fix.

Without a delay, straight from heaven, here's couple no. 7

Please welcome Dolly and Tiny.

l cannot come with you Rai.

For sometime your love had made me weak, it had made me selfish.

l had forgotten that he had held my hand when l was all alone.

Now l can't leave his hand.

He is a little boring, he doesn't speak much...

... Iooks very simple in his ways, in his work...

... in everything he is just a common ordinary man.

But l see god in him.

Yes Rai, l see god in him.

lt's possible to leave a man but how does one leave god?

Wherever l may run to, god will be present...

... and wherever there is god he will be there.

l can't leave my husband Rai.

l am sorry, please forgive me.

So ladies and gentlemen that was your couple no.9

and now you all must be waiting to know who is couple no.1O

So now coming in front of you to show their scintillating...

... pe_ormance is our last couple of the competition.

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome Miss Taani...

... and Mr. Rai.

Wow, nowadays guys seem to be more shy than girls...

... the girl is here but the boy isn't, not a problem...

...let's iust try again.

So ladies and gentlemen please welcome Mr. Raj.

Maybe he is in the bathroom doing last minute dance practice.

Let's try once again loudly...

So ladies and gentlemen please welcome...

My dance partner won't be coming. Please disqualify us.

Are you sure?

Rai - you must have heard of me.

Oh nothing, l have sprained my neck.

l'll be late every night. l am doing overtime at office.

Your heart wants to stop paining.

l am sorry l had some trouble with the car so got late.

And how is your partner, what was his name?

His name is Surinder Sahni and he works for Punjab Power.

lt's love Taani partner,

swear to god it's true love.

l see god in you so l fell in love with you.

You saw god in someone else so you fell in love with him.

lf you are not happy with him.

lf you don't love him...

... then come along with me.

lt's a match made by god

Lies.

No Taani.

All lies.

No, no.

You lied to me, that you don't know what is love.

All lies.

How easily you turned all my sadness into joy...

... all my tears into laughter,

l did not give you a single drop of love...

... and you iust kept showering your love on me.

How can you love me so much?

lt's very simple, l see god in you.

When l pray to him my heart feels solace.

And when l see you laugh, l see you happy...

...my heart feels even more solace.

Taani if this is love then l Iove you even more than god .

What's this? Please don't cry.

Handkerchief?

l forgot it at home.

Taani, god won't be angry with me...

... that l love you more than him, no?

No, no.

Then it's A-One.

A-One.

So ladies and gentlemen this is Amritsar's dancing couple No. 1

Mr. Rai and Miss Taani.

Excuse me... it's Mr. and Mrs. Surinder Sahni.

Ok my mistake.

So ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for...

... Mr. and Mrs. Sahni and from here begins a newjourney.