All language subtitles for Le.nouveau.2015.720p.WEB-DL

The newcomer

- How did it go this week?
- Why?

- You must have made friends.
- Leave me alone.

Nino made many friends.

How many friends did you make?

- Eight.
- Eight friends!

You have to go talk to people.

They won't come to you.
That's how it is.

- I do go to them.
- He's shy.

I was as well,
but you have to open up.

Stop it.

One thing. Boys showing
their cock in the classroom...

That's happening.
Those are the guys who fail.

I guarantee you. I know one of them.

Now he's a tramp.

A bit like your uncle.

You'll miss me when I'm gone.

I have to work on my thighs.

Why do I have eight friends
and he has none?

Because he's shy.

Why are you shy?
It won't get you anywhere.

Can I come in?

Yes.

- Why don't you take chocolate to school?
- Chocolate?

Yes. Offer someone a chocolate,
ask his name and start a conversation.

You think I'll bring chocolate
and say: Will you be my friend?

Yes, why not?

You think I'm a loser?

Is anyone hungry?

Anyone hungry?

- Do you want one?
- No.

You can prepare the section on pollution.

You talk too fast. I don't understand.

You understand nothing, huh?
I'm not going to work with you.

- Just take one.
- No, go away.

Go coloring.

What are you doing?

Give it.

I was only offering them a few.

You didn't dare.

Can I have one?

- To a thief?
- Everyone had one, but me.

Attention please?

Silence, please.
Look, Charles is on time.

Thank you, friends.

Just a kiss then. Okay.

Sit down. And now, silence please.

- Astrid, when's your party?
- It's a secret.

- What a girl.
- Don't be so girlish!

Get out. Go home.

- Are you new?
- Yes.

I'm Constantin. I've been at
this school for three years.

I want this back signed tomorrow.

- What is it?
- To sign up for the school choir.

- Is it mandatory?
- No, no...

But many people want to join
and just a few vacancies.

I'm not really interested.

I need to know now,
tomorrow is too late.

Okay. No, then.

You're stuck to it for a year.
That's a long time. So think about it.

Take your time, there's no rush.
Come and drink coffee when you've decided.

Hey, newcomer. Do you have chocolate?

Yes, do you want one?

- You had a good day?
- Yes.

Oh, luxurious chocolate.

- Ass-hole.
- It's for my family.

- Where are you from?
- Le Havre.

Oh yeah? So what?

Cut it out.

- Why did you move to Paris?
- Because of my father's work.

- Do you like it?
- Yeah, it's cool.

- Okay, let's go. To your house?
- No, that's too far.

- Yours?
- My sister's home.

- We can fuck her.
- Not so vulgar.

- Let's not talk about your mother.
- So where are we going?

We can go to me, nobody home.

- Where do you live?
- Two blocks away.

- Okay?
- Fine.

Piss off, altar boy.

We don't like you. You can't come.

- It's not your house.
- We don't like you.

We could choke by
that camel breath of you.

- Can I come?
- Yes, but we are too many.

- Okay.
- I'll get my stuff.

You have to make friends.
Don't stay alone.

See you.

This is for the choir.

This way.

- Is this your room?
- Yes, but it won't stay like this.

- Look at those stickers.
- You do love pink, huh?

Never mind.
The previous owners had a daughter.

Of course.

- Where did you get that?
- From the kitchen. Do you want some?

They're his anyway.

I know a joke. You're going to laugh.

A guy enters a nightclub.

He sits down and orders
a bottle of champagne.

The bartender says: You didn't
pay for yesterday's bottle yet.

Do you know what that guy said?

Champagne.

Hello?

- Why are you laughing?
- Because he said 'champagne'.

Yes, what's funny about it?

That he says 'champagne'.

So why are you laughing?

That poor boy.

That poor boy. Cut it out.

He invites us
and we're laughing at him.

- Do you have a game console? This is boring.
- I'll go get it.

So light "B"...

goes orange.

And light "A"?

Excuse me.

Hello, sit down.

This is Aglaée, the new student.
She'll be with you this year.

Who wants to help her catch
up with last week's lesson?

Go to Emilie.

Thank you, bye.

Light "B" goes orange.
What color will light "A" be?

White, like your hair.

- Everything okay?
- Yeah, sure.

So you're Aglaée.

You're new here.
Will you be able to adjust?

Yes, I will.

I'm Constantin.
I've been at this school three years.

If you need anything,
then you should just ask.

After three years I know my way, you know?

Okay, fine.

Are you making fun of her?

- Just piss off then.
- Are you crazy or something?

Make fun of me,
not of her. Get out.

- Shut up, fool.
- I didn't hear you.

- It's fine.
- I just wanted...

And also, this is very important:

If anyone ever does something to you,
mentally or physically...

and forces you to do things, you
should tell me. Then I'll take steps.

What do you mean?

Sometimes people are immoral.

They say 'Oh, Aglaée' and then
spit at you or pull your hair.

Why would they spit at me?
I don't get it.

Some people are just immoral. They're
not thinking about what they're doing.

But why me?

Well, I don't know.

Because you're new.

- Don't take it the wrong way.
- No, I don't. Thank you.

It's just...
Enjoy your... Well.

You too.

You can't bullshit me
because I got the swag.

Come on.

Benoit loves Barbie dolls.
His room is pink.

- What did I tell you?
- Benoit is gay.

Stop.

It's not funny. Get to work.

Benoit. Aye, aye, sodomy.

- What's your problem?
- Shut up.

Benoit. Stop. Okay, stop.

Sit down.

- I'm really getting annoyed.
- Excuse us.

- Do you have someone to work with?
- Yes, Sandra...

But she chose another girl.

Never mind. Tomorrow we'll find
someone else. Is it not too complicated?

- Can you understand the lectures?
- It's difficult.

- Persistence, Johanna. You'll manage.
- Yes.

Bye.

Sir?

You can think about another subject.

- I'm also thinking about another subject.
- Okay.

And tomorrow you and I choose...

another subject.

- Hej då.
- What?

Hej då. Bye in Swedish.

Okay, bye.

We do it three times.

- Here.
- Thank you.

- They are stupid.
- They're morons.

Morons? What are those?

People who are mean, not nice.

Then they are morons.

They're always saying...

things about sex.

That's not...

I don't like that.

A hotspot is a place where the
temperature is constantly rising.

At the surface the rock is melting.

Hey, you.

- Me?
- Yes.

Will you come my home? Johanna

Johanna. Yeah, okay. Later.

Then what finds place in the volcano?

An erection.

Come on.

The text of the song.

The man sings: Tired of
chasing after the girl.

He wants the girl.

Stop playing with him.

- Do you like it?
- Yes, though it's not my kind of music.

You have one. I have the other.
Both have one.

- For me?
- Yes.

- Do you like it?
- Yes, but why give it away?

A present.

Well, thank you.

To johannafy two Johanna's,
johannafy them with the Johanna's.

The result is Johanna. Okay?

I am very happy, you with me.

Me too.

Because I don't like... I don't know.

I don't like to be new.

Me neither.

- Will you join us?
- No, I'm waiting for someone.

- Sit at our table.
- No, thanks.

Are you sure you don't want to?

Are you sure? If you change your mind...

Did you see a black calculator?

It was stolen last week.
If you see it, tell me.

I wrote "This is mine" on it, but
certainly they took that off.

- If you see it, tell me.
- Okay. But I'm in a hurry.

One more thing.

- Do you want to buy a Dictaphone?
- No.

This is an analog one,
that's better than digital.

I'm not interested. I'm in a hurry.

So pure, that sound.
I think I keep it myself.

Come join us.

There is no room.

Don't worry, I'll sit there.

See you later. Sorry.

Is something wrong?

Fuck you, asshole.

Hey, don't bother my friend. May I?

- Yes.
- Water? Oh, you already have.

Let's do a poll.
Hey, shut up.

Who wants to be class representative?

- Me.
- All right, you're a stayer.

Who else? You too?
Okay, Aglaée too.

Who votes for me?

Cool. And who votes for Constantin?

Bravo, Constantin.

- Do you have a program?
- What program? Tell us about yours.

If I tell you, you'll steal my ideas.

Okay, I'm going to start a choir.

Piss off with your choir.

Do you have an idea?
You don't. So shut up.

Who votes for Aglaée?

- Wow, a serious opponent.
- Bravo, Aglaée.

There aren't many girls participating.

The newcomer can run.

Benoit.

We're going to the park
with the boys. Are you coming?

With those suckers?
No, I have to go home.

They are nice. If you come...
They are not suckers.

No, never mind.

I'm going. Bye.

- Greg.
- Yes, I'll do it. I'm busy.

- How were you as a boy?
- Very normal.

Benoit. Come here.

- What is it?
- Come on.

Sit down.

- Your parents are away this weekend.
- Yeah, so?

- Do you want to be popular?
- Yes.

You know what we'll do? We'll buy
drinks and give a mega party.

- A party?
- A mega party. A wild evening.

Tell everyone at school:
"I'm giving a big party on Saturday.

My uncle is a DJ, he's coming as well."
Don't forget to say that.

- I'll provide the turntables.
- But I only know few people.

I'd like to, but I'm new.
I don't know anyone there yet.

That's good. Then you say: At my
previous school I organized parties.

Yes, but...

- It's risky.
- Say that there will be a DJ.

- Have you been a DJ?
- For eight years.

I want a crazy party.
All kids must get drunk.

Make a guest list. And invite some
girls from the higher grades.

Never clean glasses.

- Want a drink?
- No, thanks.

Charles is a baby. It's a waste
of time to think about him.

He's so childish.

If they say I'm sucking my thumb,
don't listen. They are liars.

My mother will clean it up.

I've been cutting my
own hair for three years.

- You want me to cut yours?
- What?

- Cut the sides.
- No.

- It's necessary. Sure?
- No, never mind.

- Have it your own. Shall I play?
- Good.

What's this?

A list. I'm keeping it
since the fifth grade.

"Everyone who insults or beats me,
or steals stuff from me."

- What's the point?
- So I remember it.

- You're weird.
- Why?

And this? "People whom
I have bad thoughts about."

Hitler, Ms. Perez...

Charles, Mama...

Forget about this.

I'll play a song for you.

Go ahead.

- Cut it out, ass hole.
- That's my sister. Don't mind her.

She never went to school.

For those who are interested...

So we can get to
know each other better.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

For who's interested,
I'm going to give a party.

Silence.

For who's interested,
I'm giving a party Saturday night.

- Where?
- The whole class is welcome.

Everyone of you.

On my previous school
I often gave parties.

That was my thing, so that's why.

I am new, nobody knows me,
so that's normal.

This way we can get to know each other.

Because...

Aglaée, wait.

Why did so many people vote for you?

I don't know.

Don't take it wrong.
I don't mean it in a bad way...

But I think they did
because you are disabled.

Oh yeah? So what?

So you have the advantage.

Would you consider it normal
to do a good deed and vote someone...

who is autistic?

Shouldn't people vote for someone
who is the best candidate?

That's...

You know, that's...

Are you coming to Benoit's party?
Just say so in advance.

Are you coming to Benoit's party?

If you don't answer,
I'll cross you off the list.

Let go. You're not invited.

There is a huge buffet.

You have to say it now.
I need to know 24 hours in advance.

- Let's go together.
- Okay, why not?

- You pick me up at seven?
- Okay.

Yeah.

- Where does he live?
- Near the Eiffel Tower.

My mother never lets me go to parties.

She's afraid I'll be kidnapped.

Johanna, do you have something
this weekend? I'm giving a party.

This weekend? No, I'm going
to the Loire with my family.

- Too bad.
- I'd love to have you.

- What a pity. I love parties.
- Me too.

- A good idea to throw a party.
- Yeah, but you're not there.

- Have a good weekend then.
- You too.

- Thank you. Bye.
- Hej då.

Why would you invite everybody?
It'll be chaos.

- That's the whole idea.
- You're inviting everybody.

- You don't care?
- I don't care.

- Do you have a big house?
- Well, just normal.

Big enough for everybody.

- See you.
- Hopefully till Saturday.

- Until Saturday.
- What's that?

People I've asked,
but who haven't yet confirmed.

- What's this?
- The list.

- What list, for what?
- For the party.

- Who asked for this?
- I'm just helping.

You embarrass me. What is it with you
and lists? Are you bored or something?

- I don't know.
- It's nice, but it's my party.

I can tear it to pieces.

But then we don't know who's coming.

You know, I have an idea.
We can invite a clown.

Stop it. There won't be
no clowns or magicians.

Stop trying to help me.

- Isn't it great?
- What's it for?

Can the owner of the minivan
please come forward?

Coco Bongo, Coco Bongo,
Coco Bongo.

Great, this perfume.

I don't know if anyone is coming.

- Let's start.
- Start what?

The party.

There's the first one.

Here we go.

Who is it, a girl?

It stinks in here.

Is that you?

It's me.

Okay.

What kinda dance is that?

- She's handicapped.
- I see.

Shall I get you a drink?

We can't open the bottles.

We want Shandy.

- Do you know some good puns?
- Yeah, a few.

Let's hear then.

If Charles talks about "nuts", you say:
"You can't talk about those."

- Why?
- Because he has no nuts.

"You can't talk about those."

- Say "nuts".
- You can't talk about those.

Good, huh?

Very good.

- So a guy at school is bothering you?
- Yes, Charles.

- Is he being a putz?
- Yes, to him.

What do you say when he
says your shoes are ugly?

That they're nice.

That won't work.
You shouldn't look at your shoes.

If he says something like that, you look
at his. Find something weird about him.

- Do you understand?
- Oh yeah.

No, you don't understand.
Say something rude about me.

What shop do they sell those
stupid shirts? So I won't go there.

You buying clothes? I thought
you stole them from dead tramps.

- See, I switch it around.
- Dead tramps.

- I'm drawing attention to you.
- I get it. Say something about me.

Is this enough food for you,
or should we get more?

- Same here.
- Idiot.

Oh, you switch it around.

Okay, something else.

Are you always hungry?
You never feel that you're stuffed?

Only when I have sex with your mother.

Yeah! Very good, you got it.

I like to sing by myself...

but singing in a choir, with
everyone present, is embarrassing.

He's right. I don't sing
in front of others either.

Why wouldn't you in company?
It's not logical.

- It's embarrassing.
- Not logical.

Can you keep it down?
I have to get up at 2 PM.

- That's not early.
- What kind of cake is that?

It smells chemically.

- Is that funny?
- Yes it is.

Okay, seriously. I go to bed,
keep it down a bit.

- What is the code, Benoit? The code.
- Why, who's that?

Johanna, the party is over,
no need to come.

Are you crazy? Give me that.

Bunch of morons.

- You fell for it.
- You like that, huh? I knew it.

A boy with lipstick.

Very pretty.

- Ready?
- Yes.

- Now you kiss like a boy and girl.
- No way.

You lost "no yes or no".
So you get an assignment.

Never.

You're turn.

- Do you like this game?
- Absolutely.

- Do you think you're good at?
- Yes.

Oh, shit.

- You did that on purpose.
- I wasn't ready.

- You did it on purpose.
- No, I really wasn't ready.

Do you want an assignment?

- Are you coming on to me?
- Nonsense.

- Are you sure?
- You're full of confidence, aren't you?

Then leave, if you don't want it.

I'm not your pet.
Why should I leave?

- Then admit it.
- Admit what?

- You lost intentionally.
- You're so full of confidence.

- Then admit it. Or leave.
- There's nothing to admit.

- Go ahead.
- Film it.

Really.

Really, kid.

- Assholes.
- Come on, Greg.

Automatic gunfire.

List of people I like:
Benoit, Constantin, Aglaée.

Okay, are you ready?

Vote for me.
I am a liar and a thief.

I gossip about people
because I like lying.

For example, that someone is
sucking his thumb when he isn't.

Or put a shrimp in someone's bag
so you think he smells bad.

Very intelligent. I'm Charles.
Vote for me if you want a moron.

- Great.
- But if anyone ever finds out...

that I made this, I'm dead.
So you should never tell.

Do you seriously think that people
don't know that you made this?

But that's stupid.

- It's quite obvious.
- But it's well made.

- Quiet, everyone.
- Charles' father.

06-872172.

Speaker.

Yes, I... Can you put Charles on?

- Who is this?
- It's about the order.

- What's this about?
- About delivering the weed, man.

Wait, I'm going to call my mother.
I do it to my mother. Quiet.

My mother.

Yes, Mom?

- Stupid.
- Oh yeah.

Charles.

Charles.

- Aglaée.
- Shit.

- Cut it out.
- Just stop, I already won.

Charles.

- And Charles.
- Charles is winning.

I'll be a good representative.

- What does that mean?
- Fool around a bit.

- You know. The classic things.
- Good. Who is your replacement?

- Me!
- Me!

Where's Chubby? Chubby!

Let's continue with the lesson.

Get your books.

- So, what's wrong with you?
- Laryngitis. That's what they said.

Oh yeah?

Remember when Charles said:

"My replacement is Chubby"?

- Yes, that was yesterday.
- So I'm his replacement.

If Charles is expelled,
I'll be the class representative.

I appoint you as my replacement.
If I disappear, you'll succeed me.

- Very simple.
- It sounds pretty complicated.

- Where do you go when you disappear?
- I'll be back under a different name.

- Are you going to class?
- No, my mother is coming.

- You?
- Yes I'm coming.

Okay, bye.

You're lucky.
I don't feel like going to class.

Call in sick.

Can you infect me?

- Are you sick in the head?
- No, that's just the thing.

How?

- With saliva.
- You are insane.

- Do you want to or not?
- No.

- Are you scared?
- Why would I?

- You tell me.
- You won't get sick right away.

We can try.

Okay, let's try it.

- Thank you.
- Okay.

- See you.
- Bye.

Hey, Astrid. We didn't
get your invitation.

- Really?
- Oh, what a pity.

- Just don't pretend.
- We're not inviting everyone.

- So we're not invited.
- Indeed not.

You know why.
You turn everything into a mess.

Just shut up. We won't come.
Are you happy now?

- Oh no, you're not invited.
- Shut up.

You're not invited.

- Everyone is invited, except you.
- Fuck off, fatso.

- You're not invited either.
- I'm never invited.

- Go away, you stink.
- Okay, I'm going

Benoit doesn't invite you nor Astrid.
I wouldn't invite you. Nobody will.

- Charles is a social leper.
- Fuck off.

- It's true.
- You're a pariah.

Fuck off, pig.

What a fool.

I said beat it.

You have to pretend...
Listen carefully. You too.

Pretend you fancy another girl.

That always works.
Girls get crazy when they are jealous.

- But what should I do?
- Invite her for a date...

and bring another girl.

You're acting very nice to that girl and
ignore Johanna. Then she gets crazy.

That's nonsense. If I ignore her,
she'll never talk to me again.

- He has experience.
- Chicks are so competitive.

Maybe you're right.

If a girl intentionally
never talks to me...

can it be that she's using that tactic...

to make me jealous,
because she's in love?

No.

- Do you know a suitable girl?
- I don't know any girls in Paris.

- We can ask my sister.
- Your sister? Really?

- How is she?
- She has big boobs. Very sturdy.

How do you know they are sturdy?

I touched them.

- Really?
- But she's family.

What a fool.

Get this out at the movies.

Count them very casually.
Then she'll be impressed.

They are copied two-sided,
so they look real.

- Here.
- You're insane. Put them away.

There's my sister.

- How are you?
- Hi.

- Where is that girl?
- Which girl?

- The one I have to beat up.
- You shouldn't beat her.

- What did you tell her?
- I told you to make her jealous.

- Make her jealous?
- I told you this morning.

Just be nice to him and smile,
to make her jealous.

- I shouldn't beat her?
- No, just talking and laughing.

And you ignore her. We ignore her.
Otherwise it's...

Girls are very competitive,
did you know that?

- Yes, I know.
- She doesn't know.

What's the point?

I'd rather go to McDonald's.

- You said you wanted to make her jealous.
- Shut up.

- Hur mår Du?
- What is this gibberish?

How are you? "Hur mår Du?"

We're in France.

It's Swedish.

Whatever. What a bunch of crap.

- That way.
- Thank you.

Here. They are the same.

- What was that?
- I blew it away.

Don't be silly.

That face of yours.

Look.

So I don’t need to hold it.

My favorite. And I know that girl.
Do you know her?

- Yes.
- She's so funny.

- Hush? Why hush?
- Knock it off.

Knock off yourself.

Why were they calling
"hush" all the time?

- Hi?
- You didn't have to wait too long?

Hi.

- What are you doing here?
- I have a date.

- With whom?
- With Johanna.

- I'm sorry.
- Never mind.

- See you tomorrow at school
- Yeah, sure. Until then.

Bye.

Who is he?

A boy from school.

- Why is he here?
- Let's go.

He can forget it.
He didn't even bring another girl.

It was like I really had a paycheck.

What's going on?

I'll call you back.

What is it? Do you have a problem?

- What happened?
- Beat it!

Open up.

Come on.

Benoit, may I come in?
I'm Johanna.

Shut up!

My pussy is on fire, Benoit.

Hey, cut it out!

Hey, newcomer. Give me something.

- What?
- Give me some chocolate.

- You want a piece?
- Are you deaf or something?

- Here.
- He's dissing you.

You're a jerk, huh?

- You have to be nice to girls.
- Depends who it is.

- You are too arrogant.
- What the hell, man.

Do I see you Friday night?

Or are you busy?

I don't know.

- Are you coming to my party?
- Maybe.

- Yes or no?
- Yes, why not.

- Yes or no?
- I said yes.

Then you have to buy me chocolate.

She's not giving up.

Hello.

Why aren't you talking to me?

I never said I don't want to talk.

Are you mad?

No, not at all.

You act like you don't
want to be my girlfriend.

I want to be your girlfriend...

- But it's...
- What?

You're with me and then
I see you with Charles...

and then with Arthur.

I don't know.

Are you jealous?

No, not at all,
but you know how it is.

But you don't need to be like that...

because I want you to be my girlfriend.

It's not 'girlfriend' but 'friend'.

I want you to be my friend.

Hello, how are you?

- Are you going to Astrid?
- No, I'm not.

- Why not?
- My father wants me to babysit my brother.

- That's too bad.
- Yes, indeed.

We dress nice.
It will be fun.

I would like to, but I can't.

That's really too bad.

- I have to go.
- One more thing.

I asked on Facebook
if you want to be my brother.

Just click 'accept'.

- Okay, I'll see. Bye.
- Bye.

- Have you been to clubs?
- Yes, in Le Havre.

- I mean real clubs.
- They've got good clubs.

No, I mean in Paris.

Not in Paris, but my uncle's DJ.
He knows a lot.

- You know Les Planches?
- It's in the 6th.

They just let you in,
if you dress properly.

- What are you doing here?
- Isn't this Astrid's party?

You are not invited.
You know very well.

- You're kidding.
- Yes, I'm kidding.

You said so yourself.

- That was just a joke.
- No, it was not.

It's not your party. It's Astrid's
party, so I'll just ask.

- Astrid.
- What?

- Can I come in?
- You're not invited.

Benoit asked me to come.

Hi.

- Did you invite him?
- Didn't you have to babysit your little brother?

I settled it with my father.

Sure. You just didn't
want to come with me.

Why do you say that?

I'm going to get a drink. See you later.

Everything alright?

Are you Astrid's sister?

- How old are you?
- Twelve.

Don't you think it smells like chemicals?

- What's the matter with you?
- What are you laughing at?

Are you retarded or something?

Why did you do that?

Look at her.

- What went through your head?
- It was a joke.

- It's not funny. Nobody's laughing.
- She's crying. Are you happy now?

We have been baking for hours.

Apologize.

- Get out of my house.
- My mother only comes home at 11.

Then you just wait outside.
Get out of here.

- Now go.
- Don't touch me.

They want you to leave.

- Don't touch me.
- You gotta go.

- Just leave.
- Why?

You've gone too far.
I thought, okay, let him in.

You just wait for your mother.

He didn't mean it.
His joke got out wrong.

- Too bad, he's leaving.
- He can't just wait in the street.

Fucking mess.

Now cut it out, okay?

I brought pepper spray, because
over there they steal your stuff.

So I sprayed him with pepper spray.

- It was meant as a joke.
- Yes, I know.

They just have no sense of humor.

Come.

What's he doing?

Okay.

- Put your head in it.
- No way.

Go ahead.

Oh, shit. It's a cheap one.

Your hair is standing on end.

You got a fat head.

- Here comes the pee.
- It is great.

Drink, drink.

There are good guys and bad guys.

- Get out.
- Calm down, ladies.

I'm not calm. Look at this mess.

- Look at that kitchen.
- Nobody died or something.

Who would put a condom on a dog?

Fuck off.

- I'm drunk.
- It is non-alcoholic beer.

- Get out, asshole.
- No.

- Get out. Nut!
- You can't talk about those.

- Out.
- No.

- Get out.
- Stop.

I decide for myself when I'm leaving.
I'm leaving now.

You're so immature.

- You did not even have a clown at your party.
- Out.

We know when we're
not welcome. Enough.

- Unbelievable.
- Why did I let him in?

Do you think that's funny? Go away.

- Hello, Johanna?
- Yes, who's this?

I'm here with a guy
who's in love with you.

He wants to know if you're in love
with someone at school.

- What?
- I'll repeat the question.

A boy here wants to know if you're
in love with someone at school.

Are you a friend of Charles?

It's not Charles.
I can't tell you who it is.

- Is it Gabriel?
- I really can't tell you.

Just answer me.

It's Benoit.

What now?

Say it is Charles.

- She's on to you.
- Hello?

Wait, Johanna.
She knows it's you.

She knows you're behind it.

- Idiot.
- Benoit?

Give me the phone.

This is Benoit.

- Yes?
- I have to tell you something.

Do you remember we
went to the cinema?

I took another girl
to make you jealous.

I never told you
because I didn't dare.

I really dig you.

Dig? What does that mean?

That I like you.

- Do you want to be my girlfriend?
- Well, we're already friends...

but actually I'm in love with you.

Benoit, you're my girlfriend,
but I don't want to go steady with you.

What?

I don't want to go steady with you.

- I have to go now.
- Okay. I'm sorry, Benoit.

Bye.

Why did you talk about making
her jealous? You didn't have to.

Now you gave yourself away.
You shouldn't have told her.

Are you sleeping?

No.

You know, your Swedish
girlfriend isn't even blond.

Maybe she's lying and
she's not even Swedish.

Thanks, friend.

You're welcome, my friend.

Sorry, you can’t participate.
You're always singing too high or too low.

Okay, everybody ready?

Someone's ass is smelling.

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