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Hey, how was your job?
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, whoa, what happened?
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Oh, the job was great. My quad just
seized up there at the end.
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Ouch. Okay. Hold on.
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Oh.
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How was that?
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Yeah. Can you feel that?
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It's like seizing up. Yeah, I can feel
it pulsating right there. Oh, that feels
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good. Yeah.
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Ooh, yeah, that's nice.
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I like that.
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All right.
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How about I give you a little massage?
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Yeah. Huh?
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Yeah.
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And maybe film a little extra?
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Well, I like how both of those things
sound.
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Really? Yeah. I can't tell.
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Take your time. Okay.
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I'll go upstairs and get ready.
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I'm going to wear my sleep mask to keep
the light out. Good call.
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All right, relax.
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I'll be up there shortly.
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Hey, Dad.
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I wanted to ask you something.
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How, uh... Can I, um... Can I borrow
some money?
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Wow.
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Just, uh, no... Hey, Dad.
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How was your extremely busy day?
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Just cut to the chase, huh?
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Champ?
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I'm sorry. Relax, I'm just... Kidding
with you, man.
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How much do you need?
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$20? Fuck off.
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I'm sorry.
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I meant to say, wow, that's a lot of
money. What's this for?
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A new bike.
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Hmm.
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So, what happened to the perfectly
new...
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bike we gave you when you turned 18 last
summer.
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The chain fell off, remember? So it
doesn't really work anymore.
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Really? Because I think buying a new
chain is way cheaper than buying a whole
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new bike.
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So, what's it for, buddy?
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Come on, Dad. I'm not hiding anything.
Don't you trust me?
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You know, we have always taught you to
be honest and tell the truth, right?
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And I know I'm your stepdad, and I just
want to reiterate, you will never
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get a penny out of my wallet if you're
telling me a lie.
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So what is it?
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Come on, Dad. Do I have to tell you?
Like, you can't just... Yeah, you gotta
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tell me.
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Because you got to earn that kind of
trust.
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Yeah, you're right.
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It's so embarrassing.
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Hit me with it. I've been through a lot.
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All right. Well, you know I'm about to
go to college soon.
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah, I'm just... Yeah, what's that have
to do with the... Well, I'm the virgin,
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Dad, all right?
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Who's going to want to work with a loser
like me? And no one's going to want to
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hang out with me, so...
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Need to hire an escort.
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Wow, okay. That took a turn.
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Okay, so, hmm, I see.
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All right.
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So, being your stepdad, I am going to
put forth...
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and escort is maybe the best idea, you
know,
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to punch in your V -card.
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Look, a man's first time should be
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special. It's usually not, but it should
be. And it should be with someone
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who cares about you and also who has
your best
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interests. Whoa.
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I understand that, Dad, but what the
hell am I supposed to do? I don't know
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anybody like that anywhere around here,
and none of the girls at my school have
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the slightest bit of interest in me. And
besides, I want my first time to be
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with someone who is mature and
experienced, and I don't want to be the
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fuck up.
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You do? Yeah.
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Okay, you ready?
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Yeah.
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Your stepmom.
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What? It's a great idea, right?
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Great idea, but even if she wasn't my
stepmom, that's your wife.
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Yeah, she is my wife, but also, I don't
care. It doesn't matter. It's
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not a big deal.
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It's not a big deal?
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Look.
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Your stepmom always has you
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in her heart. She always wants the best
for you and the best intentions, right?
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So I think this is the best decision.
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Okay, well, would mom even do that with
me?
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Your biological mom, bless her soul.
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isn't with us anymore, okay?
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And what have you learned from me after
all four marriages by now? I'm a great
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planner. I do. I get that. It seems like
a long shot.
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You're right. It is.
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But I got a good feeling about this.
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All right? So look.
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So what are we even supposed to do?
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Mind lab!
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I am going to tell you. Listen up.
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Are you ready for the best massage of
your life?
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Yes, please.
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I'm going to start on your swollen.
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Yeah, I feel that kink coming out.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, that's so good.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, get the cow.
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Thank you.
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Oh. I know you like that.
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You're very good at it.
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How about
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your big, beautiful breasts?
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Okay. Would you like to have those, Miss
Owen?
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Ever so gently.
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Feels good?
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Yeah.
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Can I maybe get a happy ending?
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Would you like your puppy eaten first?
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Sure.
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Carl? You're getting my mouth a little
dry.
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There it
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comes.
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Would you like it to go faster or
slower?
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pussy's all wet I'm ready for dick
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Yeah, yeah
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What the fuck is going on? Oh, hey, hon.
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All right, all right, all right. Hold
on. I know this does not look like a
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idea, right?
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But, but, but, here we go. Thomas came
to me today.
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And he asked me for help.
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He's going to college.
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And he's still a virgin.
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Come on, guys.
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Are you serious?
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I mean, aren't you like over 18? I was
telling him, yeah, I turned 18 last
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remember? And the girls don't talk to
me. Well, yeah, maybe you... I don't
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who else I have help for.
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Maybe if you didn't play video games
constantly.
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Oh, yeah.
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And then you played... Sorry, Mom. I
mean... He was going to go to an escort.
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I know.
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For $200.
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You are...
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Well, I mean... No tip, right? That's
what I... The ads seem legit, so I...
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always do. Okay. They're trying to trick
you. So I explain that you care about
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him more than anyone, more than all the
other four marriages, right?
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Yeah. And so who bet to show him the
right way?
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Just think about it for a second.
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And that's court.
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Yeah,
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imagine what the neighbors would think
if they found out. Well, you know, but
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your stepmom cares about you.
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She loves you.
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And who else is going to treat you
better than her?
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Right?
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Right?
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Do you always just make such a good
point?
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I make good points, but look, I
understand this might have not been the
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plan.
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Not a shining moment.
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I get it. But look.
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I mean, it was a little unorthodox. A
little, right? Yeah.
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I've got to work on that. And I will.
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But look at him.
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He scared out of his mind.
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Sorry, Mom.
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And we know how hard college can be,
right? Yeah. And we go to college. And
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also, we've done a lot of crazy stuff in
college too, right? I can't believe we
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didn't get arrested.
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Well. Don't talk about it.
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You can't. You said college was fun.
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It is fun.
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It was fun. It was a little reckless.
Yeah.
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And we did some things that.
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Anyway.
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I thought, who better to teach him then?
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Because he's going to learn something
from it. And when he goes off to
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man, he's going to be ready.
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Smart kid.
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Yeah. Right?
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Good grade.
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Socially awkward.
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We've got to work on that. And this is
where...
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I gotta admit, you have some skills.
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You can.
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Yeah, yeah, you know.
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I got it.
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You know what?
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What the hell?
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Let's send him off.
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Ready.
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Okay, how about just a thought?
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I join in.
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Yeah, he's thinking.
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He's always thinking. I would learn a
lot more.
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You would learn a lot more. If I joined
in and I took on the weight
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of showing you and doing this. The
leadership role.
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Natural leader.
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Wow. And I'm a supportive individual.
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And together, we can really help you.
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And you're going to be sent off to
college with so much knowledge, not just
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books, physical, learning.
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All right.
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Wow. Okay. If you're okay with that,
Mom, then... I am more than okay with
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And I am okay with it, which is most
important. Yeah.
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Yeah. He is good.
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Yeah. Die, I'm good.
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I know you guys are. You really are the
best parents ever. We care about you. We
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are. I, you know, four strikes and the
fifth one.
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Wow. Yeah.
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Let's do this.
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Let's. Okay.
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Let's do this. As a family.
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Yeah.
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We've always wanted to do more bonding
activities.
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Mm -hmm. This is it. This is it.
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Fuck you, miniature dolls. Yeah.
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We're falling in love. Yeah, we're gonna
fuck.
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Wow, guys.
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Okay.
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Let me get you both ready. What do you
say? I say that's a great plan.
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You okay? Oh, you're so kind.
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Yeah? Yeah. Is your knee all right? You
sore? Yeah.
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For mobility.
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Oh.
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We're doing this together.
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Yeah.
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Oh, wow.
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This is actually happening.
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It is happening.
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You should stare at me.
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I'm kidding.
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Oh yeah.
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You got it.
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How's it going?
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It's all good.
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Good job, Thomas.
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Oh, wow.
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Yes.
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Mmm.
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Dude, that's tricky.
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Whoa.
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Whoa. God, Mom, is that what you used to
do in college?
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You think she started this in college?
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Wow. Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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I know.
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You know what? We're going to do this
for that month.
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Oh, yuck.
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Oh, wow.
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Fuck. That's so funny.
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Oh my
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god.
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I think we should keep going.
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Really?
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Oh, there we go.
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This is advanced stuff here, son.
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Thomas. You're doing some real freaky
stuff over there, dad. Yeah. Well, yeah.
264
00:25:56,950 --> 00:26:01,450
That's a little whack, huh? A little
whack? Yeah. A little whack right there?
265
00:26:01,670 --> 00:26:02,670
A little discipline?
266
00:26:02,950 --> 00:26:03,950
Yeah. Yeah.
267
00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:06,410
Yeah? Oh, yeah.
268
00:26:06,830 --> 00:26:08,250
God damn it.
269
00:26:08,970 --> 00:26:09,970
How's he doing?
270
00:26:10,530 --> 00:26:11,530
Oh, hell.
271
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,280
Oh, yes.
272
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:27,220
Oh, yes.
273
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,180
Oh, yes.
274
00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:30,680
Oh, yes.
275
00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:36,860
Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
276
00:26:37,340 --> 00:26:39,160
Oh, yes.
277
00:26:57,499 --> 00:27:01,940
You're doing really good. How about I
give it a shot?
278
00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:04,240
You want to take me from behind?
279
00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:09,380
This is another option.
280
00:27:09,740 --> 00:27:10,740
Okay.
281
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,560
Always offer.
282
00:27:31,790 --> 00:27:33,210
Never just
283
00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:03,400
It's okay to suggest something.
284
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,220
Oh, yeah, please be.
285
00:28:05,460 --> 00:28:07,260
You have to really communicate.
286
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,200
Communication is very important.
287
00:28:09,540 --> 00:28:11,460
Could you put your mouth on it? Yes.
288
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,840
Oh, yes.
289
00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:40,200
Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.
290
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,560
Oh, wow.
291
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,620
Oh, yeah.
292
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,140
That feels so fucking good. Yes.
293
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,520
Wow.
294
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:07,220
Just so you know,
295
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:14,820
he's eating my house right now. Oh,
okay. Which is another wonderful option.
296
00:29:15,060 --> 00:29:15,719
All right.
297
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:20,340
I've thought about doing that. Always
ask and always, you know, make sure.
298
00:29:34,670 --> 00:29:37,030
Oh, fuck. That is delicious.
299
00:29:37,630 --> 00:29:38,930
Oh, yeah.
300
00:29:39,150 --> 00:29:41,170
Oh. Wow.
301
00:29:43,430 --> 00:29:44,550
Oh.
302
00:29:47,730 --> 00:29:48,850
Oh.
303
00:29:49,910 --> 00:29:52,970
Oh. Oh. Oh.
304
00:29:54,490 --> 00:29:55,610
Yes.
305
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,360
Oh, Carl.
306
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,320
Oh, it's amazing.
307
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000
Wow.
308
00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:26,320
You want to get back?
309
00:30:26,540 --> 00:30:28,520
Sure. Right? There you go.
310
00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:32,600
Really nice.
311
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:37,700
Pay attention and let them know
everything's going to be good and fun.
312
00:30:37,980 --> 00:30:38,859
Thanks, Mom.
313
00:30:38,860 --> 00:30:39,860
Yeah, yeah.
314
00:30:40,460 --> 00:30:41,460
There you go.
315
00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:43,720
You want to finish too early.
316
00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:45,700
You'll get a refund.
317
00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:55,840
Would you play with my apple a little
bit?
318
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,700
You want to play with your apple? Yeah.
319
00:30:58,320 --> 00:30:59,299
Come on.
320
00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:00,740
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
321
00:31:03,150 --> 00:31:06,010
They fucking go crazy. You know what I
mean? Yeah.
322
00:31:08,090 --> 00:31:09,090
Okay.
323
00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:15,370
Oh, yes.
324
00:31:19,290 --> 00:31:20,290
Oh, yes.
325
00:31:21,210 --> 00:31:23,430
Oh, it's amazing.
326
00:31:23,890 --> 00:31:25,170
Yeah? Yeah.
327
00:31:26,270 --> 00:31:31,830
Tell me, did you notice that I asked
your father to do that? He didn't
328
00:31:32,030 --> 00:31:33,030
Oh, yeah.
329
00:31:33,130 --> 00:31:36,370
Yeah, there's so much matter. It's
important to be polite.
330
00:31:37,810 --> 00:31:39,090
Yeah, that's incredible.
331
00:31:39,830 --> 00:31:41,630
Engaging, making sure I'm comfortable.
332
00:31:41,930 --> 00:31:44,630
Yeah. Finger down deep first.
333
00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:46,670
You never want to just go to a boy.
334
00:31:47,770 --> 00:31:53,770
If you do meet a girl who does that,
well, you know, she
335
00:31:53,770 --> 00:31:56,110
comes to you.
336
00:31:57,450 --> 00:31:58,510
Look at that.
337
00:31:59,150 --> 00:32:00,690
Do you like that? Yeah.
338
00:32:00,910 --> 00:32:02,870
I love it.
339
00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:06,790
Wow.
340
00:32:08,150 --> 00:32:10,590
Is that great?
341
00:32:10,830 --> 00:32:12,130
A little spank?
342
00:32:12,350 --> 00:32:13,350
Yeah, please.
343
00:32:15,230 --> 00:32:19,670
That is another thing that you have to
get consent for, Thomas.
344
00:32:20,050 --> 00:32:21,810
You know what's nice about your asthma?
345
00:32:22,210 --> 00:32:23,770
Yes. Yeah.
346
00:32:24,350 --> 00:32:26,970
Nice. With authority.
347
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,250
Yeah.
348
00:32:49,589 --> 00:32:51,670
Grab her here.
349
00:32:52,090 --> 00:32:55,050
Need a little love handle to pull her up
and down.
350
00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:57,310
There it is.
351
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,700
I think you know where I'm going with
this. I will get there.
352
00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:28,660
It's not overwhelming.
353
00:33:32,140 --> 00:33:37,160
Oh, that
354
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:42,220
is beautiful.
355
00:33:43,580 --> 00:33:46,580
Oh, yes.
356
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,120
That's a good rhythm.
357
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,560
You want to speed it up a little bit?
358
00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:55,160
You want to go a little faster?
359
00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:56,660
There you go.
360
00:33:57,180 --> 00:33:58,340
Yeah, it's all in the hips.
361
00:33:58,660 --> 00:33:59,660
Yeah, it is.
362
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,160
Ah, it's all in the hips.
363
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,440
Oh,
364
00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:18,100
that's
365
00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:19,100
good, yeah.
366
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Honey.
367
00:34:21,929 --> 00:34:25,010
that Thomas is ready for backdoor
action?
368
00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:27,429
Really? What's that?
369
00:34:27,889 --> 00:34:32,449
Well, I think I could present it first
and so we know.
370
00:34:32,770 --> 00:34:33,770
Right?
371
00:34:34,350 --> 00:34:36,770
We're sending you off to college in
style.
372
00:34:37,090 --> 00:34:38,090
Alright.
373
00:34:41,850 --> 00:34:45,850
Rule number one. You need a good
lubrication. Okay.
374
00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:49,510
We'll start this way.
375
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:56,739
Thank you. Of course, ma 'am.
376
00:34:56,980 --> 00:34:58,140
Did you see that?
377
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,560
That's right. I learned from the best.
378
00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:02,940
Yes, you have.
379
00:35:03,340 --> 00:35:10,140
Okay. So, never slam it in without
getting
380
00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:11,820
clapped. Okay? You watch.
381
00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:13,100
I'm watching.
382
00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:14,600
Nice massage.
383
00:35:15,140 --> 00:35:17,060
I added moves.
384
00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:23,080
Now, I am going to gentleman -like.
385
00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:25,750
Put it in.
386
00:35:26,210 --> 00:35:27,670
Nice and slow. What?
387
00:35:28,290 --> 00:35:31,130
Ready? Not everyone does this, so pay
attention.
388
00:35:33,790 --> 00:35:38,430
Oh. And do you see? I'm like, slow it
down. Yeah. Stop.
389
00:35:40,190 --> 00:35:42,910
Okay. That was in a little too far.
390
00:35:43,290 --> 00:35:48,950
Yeah. Now he's gently and slowly going
in and out. I've heard her consent.
391
00:35:49,890 --> 00:35:51,790
Okay. And now I'm paying attention.
392
00:35:53,310 --> 00:35:54,310
Mmm.
393
00:35:55,649 --> 00:35:57,210
Ooh. Yeah.
394
00:35:57,870 --> 00:35:58,870
Ooh.
395
00:36:00,010 --> 00:36:01,370
There we go.
396
00:36:01,590 --> 00:36:03,090
You see that? Oh, wow.
397
00:36:03,890 --> 00:36:04,890
Oh.
398
00:36:05,670 --> 00:36:08,590
Oh. I'm going to try it myself.
399
00:36:09,890 --> 00:36:10,890
Yes.
400
00:36:12,210 --> 00:36:13,930
Mmm. Yes.
401
00:36:16,430 --> 00:36:17,430
Mmm.
402
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:33,540
You know that little technique I said?
403
00:36:33,980 --> 00:36:35,080
The thumb? Yeah.
404
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,560
This guy works wonders.
405
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,900
Just whatever he likes. And if he
doesn't want it, he'll tell you.
406
00:36:42,340 --> 00:36:43,660
Ain't that right, honey? Yes.
407
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,160
Yes.
408
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:46,680
Yes. Ooh.
409
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:49,760
Yeah. Put you on your side a little bit.
Yeah. There you go. Like that.
410
00:36:49,980 --> 00:36:50,980
Yeah.
411
00:36:51,660 --> 00:36:52,720
Yeah. Turn around.
412
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,120
Like that.
413
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:55,340
Ooh. Yeah.
414
00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:56,620
There you go.
415
00:37:17,009 --> 00:37:19,750
Yes. Yes.
416
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,360
Are you paying attention?
417
00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:39,540
Yeah, I'm paying attention.
418
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:41,760
Oh,
419
00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:45,300
wow.
420
00:37:46,020 --> 00:37:52,820
Being your mommy, healthy and
everything, she is good. Not all ladies
421
00:37:52,820 --> 00:37:54,240
say this, but you can ask.
422
00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:58,500
May I go back to your vagina?
423
00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:02,100
Thank you for asking, and yes, you can.
424
00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:03,840
See, that's an arrangement.
425
00:38:06,650 --> 00:38:08,170
Oh, yes.
426
00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:09,990
Oh.
427
00:38:13,870 --> 00:38:15,270
Oh,
428
00:38:18,150 --> 00:38:19,150
yeah.
429
00:38:19,510 --> 00:38:20,910
Oh.
430
00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:23,590
Oh,
431
00:38:25,350 --> 00:38:30,210
yeah.
432
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,300
Yes, you can.
433
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,200
Oh, my God.
434
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,880
Yeah. Oh, that is so fucking good.
435
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,120
Oh, yeah.
436
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:22,160
Hunter,
437
00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:27,740
would you like to try?
438
00:39:28,220 --> 00:39:29,220
Yeah, can I?
439
00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:31,800
Yeah. Yeah, sure. Okay.
440
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,040
Thank you for asking.
441
00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:48,090
This is another way to do it. Okay.
442
00:39:48,490 --> 00:39:49,490
Can I put it in?
443
00:39:49,710 --> 00:39:51,090
Yes. Very slowly.
444
00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:52,390
I can flow.
445
00:39:53,510 --> 00:39:54,510
There we go.
446
00:39:56,610 --> 00:39:57,610
I'm so proud.
447
00:39:58,090 --> 00:39:59,090
Oh.
448
00:39:59,910 --> 00:40:00,910
Oh, yes.
449
00:40:01,110 --> 00:40:03,430
I would like. Need a grip? Yeah.
450
00:40:03,710 --> 00:40:06,010
Like that.
451
00:40:06,230 --> 00:40:07,230
Oh.
452
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,280
Yeah. Oh, sweetheart, you're really
doing it.
453
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:24,620
Oh, yes.
454
00:40:24,940 --> 00:40:25,940
Fuck.
455
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,840
Wow, this is so good.
456
00:40:28,060 --> 00:40:29,060
It does, right?
457
00:40:29,140 --> 00:40:30,140
Oh, my God.
458
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,540
I've always said that's a magic hole.
459
00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:35,300
Yes. Yeah, it is. I said that.
460
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,600
There you go.
461
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,280
Oh, it really is a magic hole.
462
00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:43,420
Oh, yes.
463
00:40:45,420 --> 00:40:47,660
Oh, Thomas, keep it up with this.
464
00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:51,070
Look at you go.
465
00:40:57,930 --> 00:41:02,050
Good job.
466
00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:25,300
Yes.
467
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,940
All that stimulation is going on. Yeah.
She's touching her vagina.
468
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,580
I'm looking at it.
469
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:01,960
It's amazing.
470
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,820
It really is a wonderful sensation.
471
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,960
That gets you in a phone call.
472
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,260
It does, right? Yeah.
473
00:42:16,940 --> 00:42:18,240
That's so fucking hot.
474
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:19,600
Yeah.
475
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,480
Yes.
476
00:42:22,380 --> 00:42:23,420
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
477
00:42:28,390 --> 00:42:30,410
How hard her nipples are.
478
00:42:30,630 --> 00:42:31,630
Yeah.
479
00:42:31,930 --> 00:42:35,370
I'm very much around.
480
00:42:41,390 --> 00:42:48,010
You want to choke me a little bit?
481
00:42:48,170 --> 00:42:51,790
Yeah. See, another thing you've always
asked, never just a thing.
482
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:20,260
Yeah, would you like to go into my
vagina?
483
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:26,380
Yes, yes, yes.
484
00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:27,940
Oh.
485
00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:30,540
Oh. Oh, holy God.
486
00:43:32,340 --> 00:43:34,800
I would say your mom has a hand of God.
487
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,280
Oh,
488
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:41,640
yeah.
489
00:43:43,820 --> 00:43:45,160
Oh, yeah.
490
00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:46,720
Oh, yeah.
491
00:44:03,050 --> 00:44:04,250
I got a crazy idea.
492
00:44:04,530 --> 00:44:05,530
What is it?
493
00:44:06,270 --> 00:44:10,650
Do you want both of my vaginas?
494
00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:13,470
You mean, is that possible?
495
00:44:13,950 --> 00:44:16,630
It's possible.
496
00:44:17,090 --> 00:44:23,830
Okay. So, Thomas, what your father's
trying to say is, one
497
00:44:23,830 --> 00:44:26,430
of you goes into my vagina.
498
00:44:26,730 --> 00:44:28,830
Okay. And the other one goes into my
ass.
499
00:44:29,070 --> 00:44:30,830
At the same time. Oh.
500
00:44:31,070 --> 00:44:32,570
It's called double penetration.
501
00:44:32,950 --> 00:44:34,670
You can take that, Mom?
502
00:44:35,650 --> 00:44:36,770
Yeah. Okay.
503
00:44:37,210 --> 00:44:38,210
Yeah.
504
00:44:39,490 --> 00:44:40,490
Hello.
505
00:44:40,990 --> 00:44:41,990
Yeah.
506
00:44:42,490 --> 00:44:47,810
The first time we did that was at that
carnival with those weird carnies. Yeah.
507
00:44:47,850 --> 00:44:51,130
Those creepy carnies. Yeah. Creepy
carnies. Yeah.
508
00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:56,120
That's a story for another time. All
right. Anyway, how about I get on top?
509
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:59,360
You want to get on top of me? I'll get
on top of you, and you go. So I'm going
510
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:00,360
to be the anchor.
511
00:45:00,380 --> 00:45:03,380
Okay. I'm the guy on the bottom. I'm
holding it down.
512
00:45:03,620 --> 00:45:08,480
Okay, okay. Okay, and you're going to be
on top, and your mom's going to be in
513
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,480
the middle. Okay.
514
00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:12,220
Let's do it. Are you in on with that?
All right.
515
00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:13,460
Okay.
516
00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:15,500
Hello?
517
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:17,880
Thank you. No problem.
518
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,180
So if you can see, I'm...
519
00:45:23,299 --> 00:45:27,300
Plank it here. And then your mom's going
to move her knees up to my... Wow. On
520
00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:28,300
their own.
521
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,160
So, does this work for you?
522
00:45:31,540 --> 00:45:32,540
Yeah.
523
00:45:32,660 --> 00:45:34,420
Yeah, you speak up.
524
00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:36,580
Okay. Yeah, this is cool for me. Okay.
525
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,080
I'm going to try to go in right here.
Okay. Okay.
526
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:40,760
Oh, wow.
527
00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:42,260
Oh.
528
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,240
Oh, shit. There we go.
529
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,360
That is that is powerful
530
00:46:52,330 --> 00:46:54,850
Let's go back to how we were doing.
531
00:46:55,910 --> 00:46:57,050
Come to the end.
532
00:47:47,270 --> 00:47:48,810
What do you think, Thomas?
533
00:47:49,030 --> 00:47:50,030
It's amazing.
534
00:47:50,070 --> 00:47:51,430
Is it a little crazy? Yeah.
535
00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:54,310
I kind of want to try the anchor now.
536
00:47:54,530 --> 00:47:55,930
You want to try the anchor? Yeah.
537
00:47:58,100 --> 00:48:00,280
Yeah, you get on the bottom. Let's do
that.
538
00:48:00,540 --> 00:48:01,800
Oh, there you go.
539
00:48:06,180 --> 00:48:09,220
The other way?
540
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,440
No, the way that we were. We were? Okay.
541
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,000
All right.
542
00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:19,740
Here we go.
543
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:25,120
Oh, yeah.
544
00:48:37,759 --> 00:48:40,560
Yeah. Yeah.
545
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,400
Yes.
546
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:00,860
Yes, yes, yes.
547
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:04,480
Oh, fuck.
548
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,100
Oh, yeah.
549
00:49:10,380 --> 00:49:12,000
Yes, yes, yes.
550
00:49:31,210 --> 00:49:32,210
Oh, yeah.
551
00:49:32,410 --> 00:49:33,650
Yeah.
552
00:49:39,510 --> 00:49:40,750
Yeah.
553
00:49:41,710 --> 00:49:44,790
Oh, wow.
554
00:49:45,090 --> 00:49:51,730
Yeah. Oh, fuck.
555
00:50:29,980 --> 00:50:31,560
That's called pillow talk, huh?
556
00:50:34,970 --> 00:50:36,170
Carl, be the real guy.
557
00:50:36,530 --> 00:50:38,310
Tell her, tell her. Wow.
558
00:50:39,110 --> 00:50:43,230
Wow. Yes, I love that. Yeah? Yeah.
559
00:50:48,790 --> 00:50:49,790
Fuck,
560
00:50:54,290 --> 00:50:55,290
that's so good.
561
00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:22,500
Get that back in, buddy. There you go.
562
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,640
So close.
563
00:51:27,940 --> 00:51:28,940
You're almost there.
564
00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:31,560
You'll need to know how to guide this.
565
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,040
Yeah, there it is.
566
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:56,440
Wow.
567
00:52:34,190 --> 00:52:35,750
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
568
00:52:36,390 --> 00:52:37,390
Wow.
569
00:52:38,690 --> 00:52:41,790
Oh, honey. Oh,
570
00:52:47,450 --> 00:52:48,450
yeah,
571
00:52:57,230 --> 00:52:58,230
just struggle like that.
572
00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:37,300
Yes, that's so good.
573
00:53:58,190 --> 00:53:59,550
So good. Yeah, I like that.
574
00:54:00,410 --> 00:54:03,030
Oh, my God, Mom.
575
00:54:03,290 --> 00:54:06,450
You keep doing that. Yeah. I feel like
I'm going to cum.
576
00:54:06,650 --> 00:54:07,650
Yeah?
577
00:54:08,330 --> 00:54:09,330
That's a good sign.
578
00:54:11,630 --> 00:54:12,690
Oh, yeah.
579
00:54:18,430 --> 00:54:19,430
Oh,
580
00:54:20,190 --> 00:54:21,190
yeah.
581
00:54:21,470 --> 00:54:24,510
Oh, yeah.
582
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:29,400
Yeah.
583
00:54:30,570 --> 00:54:31,570
Yeah.
584
00:54:32,730 --> 00:54:33,730
Yeah.
585
00:54:34,410 --> 00:54:36,450
Oh, my God.
586
00:54:37,990 --> 00:54:40,070
Oh, fuck.
587
00:54:41,310 --> 00:54:44,150
Yeah. Oh, yes, yes, yes.
588
00:54:45,870 --> 00:54:48,330
Oh. Oh.
589
00:54:50,050 --> 00:54:51,890
Oh, fuck.
590
00:54:52,990 --> 00:54:56,790
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's like that.
591
00:55:15,740 --> 00:55:19,260
I've really learned so much from you
guys. I know.
592
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,240
Excellent student.
593
00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:46,550
Yeah. Wow.
594
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:58,860
It feels so good. Yeah.
595
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:00,320
Oh my gosh.
596
00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:03,220
It's beautiful.
597
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:05,280
Yeah.
598
00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:08,560
Oh yeah.
599
00:56:12,460 --> 00:56:19,360
Oh wow.
600
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:26,420
That was cold.
601
00:56:26,860 --> 00:56:27,860
Perfect.
602
00:56:28,380 --> 00:56:32,860
Oh, my God.
603
00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:36,320
Wow, Mom, I love the way you drink my
cock. Yeah.
604
00:56:37,020 --> 00:56:38,020
Oh, shit.
605
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:41,120
Oh.
606
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,000
Oh.
607
00:56:44,140 --> 00:56:45,140
Yeah.
608
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:46,880
Look at you.
609
00:57:02,870 --> 00:57:09,650
Oh my God, I'm going to come.
610
00:57:09,870 --> 00:57:11,130
Oh my God.
611
00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:32,970
Fuck.
612
00:57:34,050 --> 00:57:37,150
Oh, my God.
613
00:57:38,870 --> 00:57:39,870
Wow.
614
00:57:42,690 --> 00:57:44,470
Oh, shit.
615
00:57:46,490 --> 00:57:48,390
Oh, my God. Wow.
616
00:57:50,710 --> 00:57:53,250
So, what do you think, champ? Did you
learn anything?
617
00:57:53,830 --> 00:57:57,150
Well, jeez, I'm... I think I'm ready for
college now.
618
00:57:57,790 --> 00:57:58,790
Thanks, guys.
619
00:58:00,510 --> 00:58:01,570
That was a lot.
620
00:58:01,830 --> 00:58:03,310
You are ready for college.
621
00:58:03,530 --> 00:58:04,348
You really are.
622
00:58:04,350 --> 00:58:05,350
Yeah.
623
00:58:09,530 --> 00:58:11,370
Who wants pizza?
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