1 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,300 Hey, how was your job? 2 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,180 Oh. Oh. 3 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,040 Oh, whoa, what happened? 4 00:00:29,620 --> 00:00:36,480 Oh, the job was great. My quad just seized up there at the end. 5 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,520 Ouch. Okay. Hold on. 6 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:41,540 Oh. 7 00:00:42,220 --> 00:00:43,220 How was that? 8 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,500 Yeah. Can you feel that? 9 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:50,200 It's like seizing up. Yeah, I can feel it pulsating right there. Oh, that feels 10 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,200 good. Yeah. 11 00:00:53,740 --> 00:00:55,220 Ooh, yeah, that's nice. 12 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:56,700 I like that. 13 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:58,840 All right. 14 00:00:59,340 --> 00:01:04,060 How about I give you a little massage? 15 00:01:04,580 --> 00:01:05,840 Yeah. Huh? 16 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,200 Yeah. 17 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:11,700 And maybe film a little extra? 18 00:01:12,060 --> 00:01:14,780 Well, I like how both of those things sound. 19 00:01:15,060 --> 00:01:16,720 Really? Yeah. I can't tell. 20 00:01:18,820 --> 00:01:20,520 Take your time. Okay. 21 00:01:22,039 --> 00:01:24,140 I'll go upstairs and get ready. 22 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:30,120 I'm going to wear my sleep mask to keep the light out. Good call. 23 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:31,540 All right, relax. 24 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:32,880 I'll be up there shortly. 25 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:49,480 Hey, Dad. 26 00:01:51,530 --> 00:01:53,650 I wanted to ask you something. 27 00:01:54,030 --> 00:02:00,850 How, uh... Can I, um... Can I borrow some money? 28 00:02:04,470 --> 00:02:05,470 Wow. 29 00:02:06,690 --> 00:02:09,310 Just, uh, no... Hey, Dad. 30 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:13,290 How was your extremely busy day? 31 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:15,790 Just cut to the chase, huh? 32 00:02:16,070 --> 00:02:17,070 Champ? 33 00:02:17,810 --> 00:02:21,900 I'm sorry. Relax, I'm just... Kidding with you, man. 34 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,460 How much do you need? 35 00:02:26,140 --> 00:02:28,140 $20? Fuck off. 36 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:29,500 I'm sorry. 37 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:35,300 I meant to say, wow, that's a lot of money. What's this for? 38 00:02:37,180 --> 00:02:39,260 A new bike. 39 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:43,300 Hmm. 40 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:49,220 So, what happened to the perfectly new... 41 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,760 bike we gave you when you turned 18 last summer. 42 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:59,300 The chain fell off, remember? So it doesn't really work anymore. 43 00:03:02,580 --> 00:03:08,160 Really? Because I think buying a new chain is way cheaper than buying a whole 44 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:09,520 new bike. 45 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:14,180 So, what's it for, buddy? 46 00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:18,060 Come on, Dad. I'm not hiding anything. Don't you trust me? 47 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:27,120 You know, we have always taught you to be honest and tell the truth, right? 48 00:03:28,260 --> 00:03:35,200 And I know I'm your stepdad, and I just want to reiterate, you will never 49 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:40,740 get a penny out of my wallet if you're telling me a lie. 50 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,360 So what is it? 51 00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:48,920 Come on, Dad. Do I have to tell you? Like, you can't just... Yeah, you gotta 52 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:49,920 tell me. 53 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:52,220 Because you got to earn that kind of trust. 54 00:03:52,820 --> 00:03:54,140 Yeah, you're right. 55 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,660 It's so embarrassing. 56 00:03:58,220 --> 00:03:59,980 Hit me with it. I've been through a lot. 57 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:04,040 All right. Well, you know I'm about to go to college soon. 58 00:04:04,540 --> 00:04:05,540 Uh -huh. 59 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:10,800 Yeah, I'm just... Yeah, what's that have to do with the... Well, I'm the virgin, 60 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:12,080 Dad, all right? 61 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:16,880 Who's going to want to work with a loser like me? And no one's going to want to 62 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,079 hang out with me, so... 63 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,740 Need to hire an escort. 64 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,660 Wow, okay. That took a turn. 65 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,080 Okay, so, hmm, I see. 66 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:35,320 All right. 67 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:43,780 So, being your stepdad, I am going to put forth... 68 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:57,070 and escort is maybe the best idea, you know, 69 00:04:57,070 --> 00:04:59,210 to punch in your V -card. 70 00:04:59,890 --> 00:05:05,770 Look, a man's first time should be 71 00:05:05,770 --> 00:05:11,310 special. It's usually not, but it should be. And it should be with someone 72 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:17,970 who cares about you and also who has your best 73 00:05:17,970 --> 00:05:18,970 interests. Whoa. 74 00:05:19,790 --> 00:05:25,030 I understand that, Dad, but what the hell am I supposed to do? I don't know 75 00:05:25,030 --> 00:05:31,350 anybody like that anywhere around here, and none of the girls at my school have 76 00:05:31,350 --> 00:05:36,710 the slightest bit of interest in me. And besides, I want my first time to be 77 00:05:36,710 --> 00:05:42,510 with someone who is mature and experienced, and I don't want to be the 78 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:43,510 fuck up. 79 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,100 You do? Yeah. 80 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:51,640 Okay, you ready? 81 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,000 Yeah. 82 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:57,060 Your stepmom. 83 00:05:58,060 --> 00:06:00,680 What? It's a great idea, right? 84 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:06,140 Great idea, but even if she wasn't my stepmom, that's your wife. 85 00:06:06,660 --> 00:06:13,620 Yeah, she is my wife, but also, I don't care. It doesn't matter. It's 86 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:14,640 not a big deal. 87 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,140 It's not a big deal? 88 00:06:16,740 --> 00:06:17,740 Look. 89 00:06:18,730 --> 00:06:24,810 Your stepmom always has you 90 00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:31,410 in her heart. She always wants the best for you and the best intentions, right? 91 00:06:31,530 --> 00:06:37,690 So I think this is the best decision. 92 00:06:38,010 --> 00:06:43,070 Okay, well, would mom even do that with me? 93 00:06:43,390 --> 00:06:46,790 Your biological mom, bless her soul. 94 00:06:51,050 --> 00:06:53,210 isn't with us anymore, okay? 95 00:06:53,550 --> 00:07:00,370 And what have you learned from me after all four marriages by now? I'm a great 96 00:07:00,370 --> 00:07:06,110 planner. I do. I get that. It seems like a long shot. 97 00:07:08,690 --> 00:07:10,090 You're right. It is. 98 00:07:10,810 --> 00:07:15,730 But I got a good feeling about this. 99 00:07:16,210 --> 00:07:17,550 All right? So look. 100 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,640 So what are we even supposed to do? 101 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:22,920 Mind lab! 102 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:26,480 I am going to tell you. Listen up. 103 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:15,950 Are you ready for the best massage of your life? 104 00:08:16,170 --> 00:08:17,530 Yes, please. 105 00:08:25,790 --> 00:08:31,310 I'm going to start on your swollen. 106 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,060 Yeah, I feel that kink coming out. 107 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:12,340 Yeah. Yeah. 108 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:14,520 Oh, that's so good. 109 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:16,260 Yeah. Yeah. 110 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:18,660 Oh, yeah, get the cow. 111 00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:56,210 Thank you. 112 00:10:25,130 --> 00:10:28,230 Oh. I know you like that. 113 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,700 You're very good at it. 114 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:18,680 How about 115 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:24,740 your big, beautiful breasts? 116 00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:30,800 Okay. Would you like to have those, Miss Owen? 117 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,620 Ever so gently. 118 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:15,960 Feels good? 119 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,360 Yeah. 120 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:21,240 Can I maybe get a happy ending? 121 00:12:25,770 --> 00:12:29,690 Would you like your puppy eaten first? 122 00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:31,410 Sure. 123 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,880 Carl? You're getting my mouth a little dry. 124 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:04,620 There it 125 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:10,600 comes. 126 00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:59,930 Would you like it to go faster or slower? 127 00:14:46,459 --> 00:14:48,760 pussy's all wet I'm ready for dick 128 00:15:41,130 --> 00:15:42,590 Yeah, yeah 129 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:31,420 What the fuck is going on? Oh, hey, hon. 130 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:36,800 All right, all right, all right. Hold on. I know this does not look like a 131 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,960 idea, right? 132 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:44,140 But, but, but, here we go. Thomas came to me today. 133 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:48,720 And he asked me for help. 134 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,080 He's going to college. 135 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,660 And he's still a virgin. 136 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,040 Come on, guys. 137 00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:03,620 Are you serious? 138 00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:08,599 I mean, aren't you like over 18? I was telling him, yeah, I turned 18 last 139 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:12,619 remember? And the girls don't talk to me. Well, yeah, maybe you... I don't 140 00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:13,740 who else I have help for. 141 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:17,060 Maybe if you didn't play video games constantly. 142 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:18,500 Oh, yeah. 143 00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:25,520 And then you played... Sorry, Mom. I mean... He was going to go to an escort. 144 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:26,920 I know. 145 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:28,640 For $200. 146 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,040 You are... 147 00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:35,450 Well, I mean... No tip, right? That's what I... The ads seem legit, so I... 148 00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:41,770 always do. Okay. They're trying to trick you. So I explain that you care about 149 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:48,270 him more than anyone, more than all the other four marriages, right? 150 00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:55,570 Yeah. And so who bet to show him the right way? 151 00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:00,840 Just think about it for a second. 152 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,340 And that's court. 153 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,040 Yeah, 154 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:10,720 imagine what the neighbors would think if they found out. Well, you know, but 155 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:14,500 your stepmom cares about you. 156 00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:16,100 She loves you. 157 00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:20,620 And who else is going to treat you better than her? 158 00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:22,060 Right? 159 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:23,620 Right? 160 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:33,540 Do you always just make such a good point? 161 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:40,840 I make good points, but look, I understand this might have not been the 162 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:41,840 plan. 163 00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:43,920 Not a shining moment. 164 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,380 I get it. But look. 165 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:51,960 I mean, it was a little unorthodox. A little, right? Yeah. 166 00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:54,700 I've got to work on that. And I will. 167 00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:56,220 But look at him. 168 00:18:57,260 --> 00:19:00,580 He scared out of his mind. 169 00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:02,220 Sorry, Mom. 170 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:07,220 And we know how hard college can be, right? Yeah. And we go to college. And 171 00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:13,180 also, we've done a lot of crazy stuff in college too, right? I can't believe we 172 00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:14,180 didn't get arrested. 173 00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:16,840 Well. Don't talk about it. 174 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:21,020 You can't. You said college was fun. 175 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,259 It is fun. 176 00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:24,340 It was fun. It was a little reckless. Yeah. 177 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,180 And we did some things that. 178 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:27,720 Anyway. 179 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:34,120 I thought, who better to teach him then? 180 00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:38,940 Because he's going to learn something from it. And when he goes off to 181 00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:41,720 man, he's going to be ready. 182 00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:44,219 Smart kid. 183 00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:45,220 Yeah. Right? 184 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:46,880 Good grade. 185 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,300 Socially awkward. 186 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,960 We've got to work on that. And this is where... 187 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:02,200 I gotta admit, you have some skills. 188 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,560 You can. 189 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:07,000 Yeah, yeah, you know. 190 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,340 I got it. 191 00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:11,240 You know what? 192 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,660 What the hell? 193 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:16,060 Let's send him off. 194 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:17,720 Ready. 195 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,460 Okay, how about just a thought? 196 00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:25,000 I join in. 197 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,740 Yeah, he's thinking. 198 00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:32,080 He's always thinking. I would learn a lot more. 199 00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:38,940 You would learn a lot more. If I joined in and I took on the weight 200 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:44,280 of showing you and doing this. The leadership role. 201 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:46,160 Natural leader. 202 00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:50,520 Wow. And I'm a supportive individual. 203 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:54,360 And together, we can really help you. 204 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:59,480 And you're going to be sent off to college with so much knowledge, not just 205 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,740 books, physical, learning. 206 00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:04,019 All right. 207 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:10,260 Wow. Okay. If you're okay with that, Mom, then... I am more than okay with 208 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:14,940 And I am okay with it, which is most important. Yeah. 209 00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:17,880 Yeah. He is good. 210 00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:21,300 Yeah. Die, I'm good. 211 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:25,360 I know you guys are. You really are the best parents ever. We care about you. We 212 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:30,940 are. I, you know, four strikes and the fifth one. 213 00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:34,380 Wow. Yeah. 214 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,160 Let's do this. 215 00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:37,239 Let's. Okay. 216 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,420 Let's do this. As a family. 217 00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:40,660 Yeah. 218 00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:43,580 We've always wanted to do more bonding activities. 219 00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:46,200 Mm -hmm. This is it. This is it. 220 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,640 Fuck you, miniature dolls. Yeah. 221 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,000 We're falling in love. Yeah, we're gonna fuck. 222 00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:52,550 Wow, guys. 223 00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:53,690 Okay. 224 00:21:54,090 --> 00:21:58,550 Let me get you both ready. What do you say? I say that's a great plan. 225 00:22:02,610 --> 00:22:04,930 You okay? Oh, you're so kind. 226 00:22:05,150 --> 00:22:08,210 Yeah? Yeah. Is your knee all right? You sore? Yeah. 227 00:22:09,790 --> 00:22:10,790 For mobility. 228 00:22:11,110 --> 00:22:12,110 Oh. 229 00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:13,890 We're doing this together. 230 00:22:14,290 --> 00:22:15,290 Yeah. 231 00:22:15,590 --> 00:22:16,590 Oh, wow. 232 00:22:16,830 --> 00:22:18,090 This is actually happening. 233 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:19,390 It is happening. 234 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,110 You should stare at me. 235 00:22:21,370 --> 00:22:22,510 I'm kidding. 236 00:22:23,330 --> 00:22:24,890 Oh yeah. 237 00:22:28,790 --> 00:22:33,070 You got it. 238 00:23:17,159 --> 00:23:18,159 How's it going? 239 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,440 It's all good. 240 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,000 Good job, Thomas. 241 00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:33,689 Oh, wow. 242 00:23:33,690 --> 00:23:34,690 Yes. 243 00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:36,790 Mmm. 244 00:23:38,930 --> 00:23:41,410 Dude, that's tricky. 245 00:23:44,030 --> 00:23:45,030 Whoa. 246 00:23:45,790 --> 00:23:49,170 Whoa. God, Mom, is that what you used to do in college? 247 00:23:50,850 --> 00:23:53,530 You think she started this in college? 248 00:23:53,770 --> 00:23:55,630 Wow. Oh, my God. 249 00:24:03,129 --> 00:24:04,570 Oh, fuck. 250 00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:06,710 Oh, 251 00:24:09,850 --> 00:24:11,890 fuck. 252 00:24:12,610 --> 00:24:15,170 I know. 253 00:24:16,270 --> 00:24:18,750 You know what? We're going to do this for that month. 254 00:24:19,370 --> 00:24:21,210 Oh, yuck. 255 00:24:24,190 --> 00:24:25,570 Oh, wow. 256 00:24:26,390 --> 00:24:28,990 Fuck. That's so funny. 257 00:24:49,870 --> 00:24:51,230 Oh my 258 00:24:51,230 --> 00:24:56,930 god. 259 00:24:57,850 --> 00:24:59,950 I think we should keep going. 260 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:01,250 Really? 261 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:41,640 Oh, there we go. 262 00:25:43,470 --> 00:25:45,450 This is advanced stuff here, son. 263 00:25:46,430 --> 00:25:51,090 Thomas. You're doing some real freaky stuff over there, dad. Yeah. Well, yeah. 264 00:25:56,950 --> 00:26:01,450 That's a little whack, huh? A little whack? Yeah. A little whack right there? 265 00:26:01,670 --> 00:26:02,670 A little discipline? 266 00:26:02,950 --> 00:26:03,950 Yeah. Yeah. 267 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:06,410 Yeah? Oh, yeah. 268 00:26:06,830 --> 00:26:08,250 God damn it. 269 00:26:08,970 --> 00:26:09,970 How's he doing? 270 00:26:10,530 --> 00:26:11,530 Oh, hell. 271 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,280 Oh, yes. 272 00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:27,220 Oh, yes. 273 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,180 Oh, yes. 274 00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:30,680 Oh, yes. 275 00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:36,860 Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. 276 00:26:37,340 --> 00:26:39,160 Oh, yes. 277 00:26:57,499 --> 00:27:01,940 You're doing really good. How about I give it a shot? 278 00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:04,240 You want to take me from behind? 279 00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:09,380 This is another option. 280 00:27:09,740 --> 00:27:10,740 Okay. 281 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,560 Always offer. 282 00:27:31,790 --> 00:27:33,210 Never just 283 00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:03,400 It's okay to suggest something. 284 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,220 Oh, yeah, please be. 285 00:28:05,460 --> 00:28:07,260 You have to really communicate. 286 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,200 Communication is very important. 287 00:28:09,540 --> 00:28:11,460 Could you put your mouth on it? Yes. 288 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,840 Oh, yes. 289 00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:40,200 Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. 290 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,560 Oh, wow. 291 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,620 Oh, yeah. 292 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,140 That feels so fucking good. Yes. 293 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,520 Wow. 294 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:07,220 Just so you know, 295 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:14,820 he's eating my house right now. Oh, okay. Which is another wonderful option. 296 00:29:15,060 --> 00:29:15,719 All right. 297 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:20,340 I've thought about doing that. Always ask and always, you know, make sure. 298 00:29:34,670 --> 00:29:37,030 Oh, fuck. That is delicious. 299 00:29:37,630 --> 00:29:38,930 Oh, yeah. 300 00:29:39,150 --> 00:29:41,170 Oh. Wow. 301 00:29:43,430 --> 00:29:44,550 Oh. 302 00:29:47,730 --> 00:29:48,850 Oh. 303 00:29:49,910 --> 00:29:52,970 Oh. Oh. Oh. 304 00:29:54,490 --> 00:29:55,610 Yes. 305 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,360 Oh, Carl. 306 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,320 Oh, it's amazing. 307 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000 Wow. 308 00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:26,320 You want to get back? 309 00:30:26,540 --> 00:30:28,520 Sure. Right? There you go. 310 00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:32,600 Really nice. 311 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:37,700 Pay attention and let them know everything's going to be good and fun. 312 00:30:37,980 --> 00:30:38,859 Thanks, Mom. 313 00:30:38,860 --> 00:30:39,860 Yeah, yeah. 314 00:30:40,460 --> 00:30:41,460 There you go. 315 00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:43,720 You want to finish too early. 316 00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:45,700 You'll get a refund. 317 00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:55,840 Would you play with my apple a little bit? 318 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,700 You want to play with your apple? Yeah. 319 00:30:58,320 --> 00:30:59,299 Come on. 320 00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:00,740 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 321 00:31:03,150 --> 00:31:06,010 They fucking go crazy. You know what I mean? Yeah. 322 00:31:08,090 --> 00:31:09,090 Okay. 323 00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:15,370 Oh, yes. 324 00:31:19,290 --> 00:31:20,290 Oh, yes. 325 00:31:21,210 --> 00:31:23,430 Oh, it's amazing. 326 00:31:23,890 --> 00:31:25,170 Yeah? Yeah. 327 00:31:26,270 --> 00:31:31,830 Tell me, did you notice that I asked your father to do that? He didn't 328 00:31:32,030 --> 00:31:33,030 Oh, yeah. 329 00:31:33,130 --> 00:31:36,370 Yeah, there's so much matter. It's important to be polite. 330 00:31:37,810 --> 00:31:39,090 Yeah, that's incredible. 331 00:31:39,830 --> 00:31:41,630 Engaging, making sure I'm comfortable. 332 00:31:41,930 --> 00:31:44,630 Yeah. Finger down deep first. 333 00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:46,670 You never want to just go to a boy. 334 00:31:47,770 --> 00:31:53,770 If you do meet a girl who does that, well, you know, she 335 00:31:53,770 --> 00:31:56,110 comes to you. 336 00:31:57,450 --> 00:31:58,510 Look at that. 337 00:31:59,150 --> 00:32:00,690 Do you like that? Yeah. 338 00:32:00,910 --> 00:32:02,870 I love it. 339 00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:06,790 Wow. 340 00:32:08,150 --> 00:32:10,590 Is that great? 341 00:32:10,830 --> 00:32:12,130 A little spank? 342 00:32:12,350 --> 00:32:13,350 Yeah, please. 343 00:32:15,230 --> 00:32:19,670 That is another thing that you have to get consent for, Thomas. 344 00:32:20,050 --> 00:32:21,810 You know what's nice about your asthma? 345 00:32:22,210 --> 00:32:23,770 Yes. Yeah. 346 00:32:24,350 --> 00:32:26,970 Nice. With authority. 347 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,250 Yeah. 348 00:32:49,589 --> 00:32:51,670 Grab her here. 349 00:32:52,090 --> 00:32:55,050 Need a little love handle to pull her up and down. 350 00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:57,310 There it is. 351 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,700 I think you know where I'm going with this. I will get there. 352 00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:28,660 It's not overwhelming. 353 00:33:32,140 --> 00:33:37,160 Oh, that 354 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:42,220 is beautiful. 355 00:33:43,580 --> 00:33:46,580 Oh, yes. 356 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,120 That's a good rhythm. 357 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,560 You want to speed it up a little bit? 358 00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:55,160 You want to go a little faster? 359 00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:56,660 There you go. 360 00:33:57,180 --> 00:33:58,340 Yeah, it's all in the hips. 361 00:33:58,660 --> 00:33:59,660 Yeah, it is. 362 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,160 Ah, it's all in the hips. 363 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,440 Oh, 364 00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:18,100 that's 365 00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:19,100 good, yeah. 366 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000 Honey. 367 00:34:21,929 --> 00:34:25,010 that Thomas is ready for backdoor action? 368 00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:27,429 Really? What's that? 369 00:34:27,889 --> 00:34:32,449 Well, I think I could present it first and so we know. 370 00:34:32,770 --> 00:34:33,770 Right? 371 00:34:34,350 --> 00:34:36,770 We're sending you off to college in style. 372 00:34:37,090 --> 00:34:38,090 Alright. 373 00:34:41,850 --> 00:34:45,850 Rule number one. You need a good lubrication. Okay. 374 00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:49,510 We'll start this way. 375 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:56,739 Thank you. Of course, ma 'am. 376 00:34:56,980 --> 00:34:58,140 Did you see that? 377 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,560 That's right. I learned from the best. 378 00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:02,940 Yes, you have. 379 00:35:03,340 --> 00:35:10,140 Okay. So, never slam it in without getting 380 00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:11,820 clapped. Okay? You watch. 381 00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:13,100 I'm watching. 382 00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:14,600 Nice massage. 383 00:35:15,140 --> 00:35:17,060 I added moves. 384 00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:23,080 Now, I am going to gentleman -like. 385 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:25,750 Put it in. 386 00:35:26,210 --> 00:35:27,670 Nice and slow. What? 387 00:35:28,290 --> 00:35:31,130 Ready? Not everyone does this, so pay attention. 388 00:35:33,790 --> 00:35:38,430 Oh. And do you see? I'm like, slow it down. Yeah. Stop. 389 00:35:40,190 --> 00:35:42,910 Okay. That was in a little too far. 390 00:35:43,290 --> 00:35:48,950 Yeah. Now he's gently and slowly going in and out. I've heard her consent. 391 00:35:49,890 --> 00:35:51,790 Okay. And now I'm paying attention. 392 00:35:53,310 --> 00:35:54,310 Mmm. 393 00:35:55,649 --> 00:35:57,210 Ooh. Yeah. 394 00:35:57,870 --> 00:35:58,870 Ooh. 395 00:36:00,010 --> 00:36:01,370 There we go. 396 00:36:01,590 --> 00:36:03,090 You see that? Oh, wow. 397 00:36:03,890 --> 00:36:04,890 Oh. 398 00:36:05,670 --> 00:36:08,590 Oh. I'm going to try it myself. 399 00:36:09,890 --> 00:36:10,890 Yes. 400 00:36:12,210 --> 00:36:13,930 Mmm. Yes. 401 00:36:16,430 --> 00:36:17,430 Mmm. 402 00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:33,540 You know that little technique I said? 403 00:36:33,980 --> 00:36:35,080 The thumb? Yeah. 404 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,560 This guy works wonders. 405 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,900 Just whatever he likes. And if he doesn't want it, he'll tell you. 406 00:36:42,340 --> 00:36:43,660 Ain't that right, honey? Yes. 407 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,160 Yes. 408 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:46,680 Yes. Ooh. 409 00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:49,760 Yeah. Put you on your side a little bit. Yeah. There you go. Like that. 410 00:36:49,980 --> 00:36:50,980 Yeah. 411 00:36:51,660 --> 00:36:52,720 Yeah. Turn around. 412 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,120 Like that. 413 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:55,340 Ooh. Yeah. 414 00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:56,620 There you go. 415 00:37:17,009 --> 00:37:19,750 Yes. Yes. 416 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,360 Are you paying attention? 417 00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:39,540 Yeah, I'm paying attention. 418 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:41,760 Oh, 419 00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:45,300 wow. 420 00:37:46,020 --> 00:37:52,820 Being your mommy, healthy and everything, she is good. Not all ladies 421 00:37:52,820 --> 00:37:54,240 say this, but you can ask. 422 00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:58,500 May I go back to your vagina? 423 00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:02,100 Thank you for asking, and yes, you can. 424 00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:03,840 See, that's an arrangement. 425 00:38:06,650 --> 00:38:08,170 Oh, yes. 426 00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:09,990 Oh. 427 00:38:13,870 --> 00:38:15,270 Oh, 428 00:38:18,150 --> 00:38:19,150 yeah. 429 00:38:19,510 --> 00:38:20,910 Oh. 430 00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:23,590 Oh, 431 00:38:25,350 --> 00:38:30,210 yeah. 432 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,300 Yes, you can. 433 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,200 Oh, my God. 434 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,880 Yeah. Oh, that is so fucking good. 435 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,120 Oh, yeah. 436 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:22,160 Hunter, 437 00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:27,740 would you like to try? 438 00:39:28,220 --> 00:39:29,220 Yeah, can I? 439 00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:31,800 Yeah. Yeah, sure. Okay. 440 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,040 Thank you for asking. 441 00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:48,090 This is another way to do it. Okay. 442 00:39:48,490 --> 00:39:49,490 Can I put it in? 443 00:39:49,710 --> 00:39:51,090 Yes. Very slowly. 444 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:52,390 I can flow. 445 00:39:53,510 --> 00:39:54,510 There we go. 446 00:39:56,610 --> 00:39:57,610 I'm so proud. 447 00:39:58,090 --> 00:39:59,090 Oh. 448 00:39:59,910 --> 00:40:00,910 Oh, yes. 449 00:40:01,110 --> 00:40:03,430 I would like. Need a grip? Yeah. 450 00:40:03,710 --> 00:40:06,010 Like that. 451 00:40:06,230 --> 00:40:07,230 Oh. 452 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,280 Yeah. Oh, sweetheart, you're really doing it. 453 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:24,620 Oh, yes. 454 00:40:24,940 --> 00:40:25,940 Fuck. 455 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,840 Wow, this is so good. 456 00:40:28,060 --> 00:40:29,060 It does, right? 457 00:40:29,140 --> 00:40:30,140 Oh, my God. 458 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,540 I've always said that's a magic hole. 459 00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:35,300 Yes. Yeah, it is. I said that. 460 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,600 There you go. 461 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,280 Oh, it really is a magic hole. 462 00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:43,420 Oh, yes. 463 00:40:45,420 --> 00:40:47,660 Oh, Thomas, keep it up with this. 464 00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:51,070 Look at you go. 465 00:40:57,930 --> 00:41:02,050 Good job. 466 00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:25,300 Yes. 467 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,940 All that stimulation is going on. Yeah. She's touching her vagina. 468 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,580 I'm looking at it. 469 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:01,960 It's amazing. 470 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,820 It really is a wonderful sensation. 471 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,960 That gets you in a phone call. 472 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,260 It does, right? Yeah. 473 00:42:16,940 --> 00:42:18,240 That's so fucking hot. 474 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:19,600 Yeah. 475 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,480 Yes. 476 00:42:22,380 --> 00:42:23,420 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 477 00:42:28,390 --> 00:42:30,410 How hard her nipples are. 478 00:42:30,630 --> 00:42:31,630 Yeah. 479 00:42:31,930 --> 00:42:35,370 I'm very much around. 480 00:42:41,390 --> 00:42:48,010 You want to choke me a little bit? 481 00:42:48,170 --> 00:42:51,790 Yeah. See, another thing you've always asked, never just a thing. 482 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:20,260 Yeah, would you like to go into my vagina? 483 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:26,380 Yes, yes, yes. 484 00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:27,940 Oh. 485 00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:30,540 Oh. Oh, holy God. 486 00:43:32,340 --> 00:43:34,800 I would say your mom has a hand of God. 487 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,280 Oh, 488 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:41,640 yeah. 489 00:43:43,820 --> 00:43:45,160 Oh, yeah. 490 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:46,720 Oh, yeah. 491 00:44:03,050 --> 00:44:04,250 I got a crazy idea. 492 00:44:04,530 --> 00:44:05,530 What is it? 493 00:44:06,270 --> 00:44:10,650 Do you want both of my vaginas? 494 00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:13,470 You mean, is that possible? 495 00:44:13,950 --> 00:44:16,630 It's possible. 496 00:44:17,090 --> 00:44:23,830 Okay. So, Thomas, what your father's trying to say is, one 497 00:44:23,830 --> 00:44:26,430 of you goes into my vagina. 498 00:44:26,730 --> 00:44:28,830 Okay. And the other one goes into my ass. 499 00:44:29,070 --> 00:44:30,830 At the same time. Oh. 500 00:44:31,070 --> 00:44:32,570 It's called double penetration. 501 00:44:32,950 --> 00:44:34,670 You can take that, Mom? 502 00:44:35,650 --> 00:44:36,770 Yeah. Okay. 503 00:44:37,210 --> 00:44:38,210 Yeah. 504 00:44:39,490 --> 00:44:40,490 Hello. 505 00:44:40,990 --> 00:44:41,990 Yeah. 506 00:44:42,490 --> 00:44:47,810 The first time we did that was at that carnival with those weird carnies. Yeah. 507 00:44:47,850 --> 00:44:51,130 Those creepy carnies. Yeah. Creepy carnies. Yeah. 508 00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:56,120 That's a story for another time. All right. Anyway, how about I get on top? 509 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:59,360 You want to get on top of me? I'll get on top of you, and you go. So I'm going 510 00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:00,360 to be the anchor. 511 00:45:00,380 --> 00:45:03,380 Okay. I'm the guy on the bottom. I'm holding it down. 512 00:45:03,620 --> 00:45:08,480 Okay, okay. Okay, and you're going to be on top, and your mom's going to be in 513 00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,480 the middle. Okay. 514 00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:12,220 Let's do it. Are you in on with that? All right. 515 00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:13,460 Okay. 516 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:15,500 Hello? 517 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:17,880 Thank you. No problem. 518 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,180 So if you can see, I'm... 519 00:45:23,299 --> 00:45:27,300 Plank it here. And then your mom's going to move her knees up to my... Wow. On 520 00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:28,300 their own. 521 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,160 So, does this work for you? 522 00:45:31,540 --> 00:45:32,540 Yeah. 523 00:45:32,660 --> 00:45:34,420 Yeah, you speak up. 524 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:36,580 Okay. Yeah, this is cool for me. Okay. 525 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,080 I'm going to try to go in right here. Okay. Okay. 526 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:40,760 Oh, wow. 527 00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:42,260 Oh. 528 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,240 Oh, shit. There we go. 529 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,360 That is that is powerful 530 00:46:52,330 --> 00:46:54,850 Let's go back to how we were doing. 531 00:46:55,910 --> 00:46:57,050 Come to the end. 532 00:47:47,270 --> 00:47:48,810 What do you think, Thomas? 533 00:47:49,030 --> 00:47:50,030 It's amazing. 534 00:47:50,070 --> 00:47:51,430 Is it a little crazy? Yeah. 535 00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:54,310 I kind of want to try the anchor now. 536 00:47:54,530 --> 00:47:55,930 You want to try the anchor? Yeah. 537 00:47:58,100 --> 00:48:00,280 Yeah, you get on the bottom. Let's do that. 538 00:48:00,540 --> 00:48:01,800 Oh, there you go. 539 00:48:06,180 --> 00:48:09,220 The other way? 540 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,440 No, the way that we were. We were? Okay. 541 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,000 All right. 542 00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:19,740 Here we go. 543 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:25,120 Oh, yeah. 544 00:48:37,759 --> 00:48:40,560 Yeah. Yeah. 545 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,400 Yes. 546 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:00,860 Yes, yes, yes. 547 00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:04,480 Oh, fuck. 548 00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,100 Oh, yeah. 549 00:49:10,380 --> 00:49:12,000 Yes, yes, yes. 550 00:49:31,210 --> 00:49:32,210 Oh, yeah. 551 00:49:32,410 --> 00:49:33,650 Yeah. 552 00:49:39,510 --> 00:49:40,750 Yeah. 553 00:49:41,710 --> 00:49:44,790 Oh, wow. 554 00:49:45,090 --> 00:49:51,730 Yeah. Oh, fuck. 555 00:50:29,980 --> 00:50:31,560 That's called pillow talk, huh? 556 00:50:34,970 --> 00:50:36,170 Carl, be the real guy. 557 00:50:36,530 --> 00:50:38,310 Tell her, tell her. Wow. 558 00:50:39,110 --> 00:50:43,230 Wow. Yes, I love that. Yeah? Yeah. 559 00:50:48,790 --> 00:50:49,790 Fuck, 560 00:50:54,290 --> 00:50:55,290 that's so good. 561 00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:22,500 Get that back in, buddy. There you go. 562 00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,640 So close. 563 00:51:27,940 --> 00:51:28,940 You're almost there. 564 00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:31,560 You'll need to know how to guide this. 565 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,040 Yeah, there it is. 566 00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:56,440 Wow. 567 00:52:34,190 --> 00:52:35,750 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 568 00:52:36,390 --> 00:52:37,390 Wow. 569 00:52:38,690 --> 00:52:41,790 Oh, honey. Oh, 570 00:52:47,450 --> 00:52:48,450 yeah, 571 00:52:57,230 --> 00:52:58,230 just struggle like that. 572 00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:37,300 Yes, that's so good. 573 00:53:58,190 --> 00:53:59,550 So good. Yeah, I like that. 574 00:54:00,410 --> 00:54:03,030 Oh, my God, Mom. 575 00:54:03,290 --> 00:54:06,450 You keep doing that. Yeah. I feel like I'm going to cum. 576 00:54:06,650 --> 00:54:07,650 Yeah? 577 00:54:08,330 --> 00:54:09,330 That's a good sign. 578 00:54:11,630 --> 00:54:12,690 Oh, yeah. 579 00:54:18,430 --> 00:54:19,430 Oh, 580 00:54:20,190 --> 00:54:21,190 yeah. 581 00:54:21,470 --> 00:54:24,510 Oh, yeah. 582 00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:29,400 Yeah. 583 00:54:30,570 --> 00:54:31,570 Yeah. 584 00:54:32,730 --> 00:54:33,730 Yeah. 585 00:54:34,410 --> 00:54:36,450 Oh, my God. 586 00:54:37,990 --> 00:54:40,070 Oh, fuck. 587 00:54:41,310 --> 00:54:44,150 Yeah. Oh, yes, yes, yes. 588 00:54:45,870 --> 00:54:48,330 Oh. Oh. 589 00:54:50,050 --> 00:54:51,890 Oh, fuck. 590 00:54:52,990 --> 00:54:56,790 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's like that. 591 00:55:15,740 --> 00:55:19,260 I've really learned so much from you guys. I know. 592 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,240 Excellent student. 593 00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:46,550 Yeah. Wow. 594 00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:58,860 It feels so good. Yeah. 595 00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:00,320 Oh my gosh. 596 00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:03,220 It's beautiful. 597 00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:05,280 Yeah. 598 00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:08,560 Oh yeah. 599 00:56:12,460 --> 00:56:19,360 Oh wow. 600 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:26,420 That was cold. 601 00:56:26,860 --> 00:56:27,860 Perfect. 602 00:56:28,380 --> 00:56:32,860 Oh, my God. 603 00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:36,320 Wow, Mom, I love the way you drink my cock. Yeah. 604 00:56:37,020 --> 00:56:38,020 Oh, shit. 605 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:41,120 Oh. 606 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,000 Oh. 607 00:56:44,140 --> 00:56:45,140 Yeah. 608 00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:46,880 Look at you. 609 00:57:02,870 --> 00:57:09,650 Oh my God, I'm going to come. 610 00:57:09,870 --> 00:57:11,130 Oh my God. 611 00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:32,970 Fuck. 612 00:57:34,050 --> 00:57:37,150 Oh, my God. 613 00:57:38,870 --> 00:57:39,870 Wow. 614 00:57:42,690 --> 00:57:44,470 Oh, shit. 615 00:57:46,490 --> 00:57:48,390 Oh, my God. Wow. 616 00:57:50,710 --> 00:57:53,250 So, what do you think, champ? Did you learn anything? 617 00:57:53,830 --> 00:57:57,150 Well, jeez, I'm... I think I'm ready for college now. 618 00:57:57,790 --> 00:57:58,790 Thanks, guys. 619 00:58:00,510 --> 00:58:01,570 That was a lot. 620 00:58:01,830 --> 00:58:03,310 You are ready for college. 621 00:58:03,530 --> 00:58:04,348 You really are. 622 00:58:04,350 --> 00:58:05,350 Yeah. 623 00:58:09,530 --> 00:58:11,370 Who wants pizza?