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COCKEREL CROWS
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'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest
girls in nasty situations.'
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SONG: I Have A Dream by Abba
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♪ I have a dream
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♪ A song to sing
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♪ To help me cope with anything
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♪ And my destination
makes it worthwhile
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♪ Pushing through the darkness
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♪ Still another mile
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♪ I believe in angels
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♪ Something good in everything I see
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♪ I believe in angels
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♪ When I know the time
is right for me
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♪ I'll cross the stream
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♪ I have a dream
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♪ I have a dream... ♪
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'Let's play Botherguts!'
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VIOLIN PLAYS
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'Hey, come on!
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'Three, two, one!
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'Go! Whoo-hoo!
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'Chuck her a bun!
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'Not hungry?! That's a first, hey?!
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'Come on!
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'That'd hurt!
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(LAUGHS) Brilliant!
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(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
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Ah, fucking brilliant, that!
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Um, that one does that sometimes.
Hang on.
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There's a little knob
in here somewhere.
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Almost the only real thing in there,
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and even that's grown
in a Petri dish.
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Thank you.
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VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS
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SEXY MUSIC PLAYS
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'Hmm. Oh, ah.
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'Hmm. Licking my pussy.'
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Oh, for Christ's sake!
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Way to mood-kill, blubbernaut!
Cheers for the reflection!
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One minute I'm in slitsville,
the next there's a haunted pig
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gawping at me. They may as well
have cut to a war crime!
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Oi!
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You missed a bit.
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(LAUGHS)
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Pie ape!
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You see that?
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Fucking pie ape!
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(MAN COUGHS)
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(LAUGHS)
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He'll be in lemon
and all before long!
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GUNSHOTS
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'Selma Telse.'
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♪ Destination! ♪
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'Howie Mandelbrot.'
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'Toy Soldiers'
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'Each headlines their own content on
one of your eight daylight streams.
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'But they started here, like you.
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'Putting their back into giving
back for a brighter now.
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'Each paying their dues like you,
hoping to become a hot shot.'
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♪ Pushing through the darkness.
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♪ Still another mile. ♪
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'That wasn't good...
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'..that was beyond incredible!'
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♪ I believe in angels... ♪
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'You decide the victors,
you control their fates,
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'you make the call on Hot Shots.
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♪ I believe in angels
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♪ When I know the time
is right for me... ♪
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'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest
girls in the nastiest situations.
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'So let's view it.'
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'Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing.'
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SEXY MUSIC
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'You are going to see it all.'
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'Exclusively on Wraith Babes XL.
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'Hey, what else were you planning
to do with that hand?'
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'You lick my pussy, baby.
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'Oh, I turn you on!
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'Oh!'
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'Hi, I'm Roxy, hello.
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'Hi, I'm Evie.'
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COCKEREL CROWS
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LIFT BINGS
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Didn't let him sign in.
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Told him to report to 22 down.
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Told ya!
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He's gone lemon, the lazy fuck!
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What do you think?
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It's a bit much.
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Yeah.
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'Best thing about my new lifestyle?
Um, where do I start?
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'I love choosing my own clothes
and I love gold.
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'I feel like it really
expresses who I really am
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'and I love looking over outside.
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'It's so beautiful sometimes, I just
wish that everyone could see it.'
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Oh, nice outfit(!)
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Suits you. (LAUGHS)
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'Well, honesty is ruthless
so I suppose it's just honesty...
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'ruthless honesty.'
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URINATING
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♪ You can blame me
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♪ Try to shame me
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♪ Still long to have you
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♪ The world may think I'm foolish
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♪ They can't see you
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♪ Like I can
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♪ Oh, but anyone
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♪ Who knows what love is
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♪ Will understand
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Drying my hands.
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Impressive.
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(MAN SPITS AND FARTS)
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Have fun...
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I mean, on the...
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'Hey, regular user!
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'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest
girls in the nastiest situation.
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'Select view... '
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Dick.
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(GUNSHOT NOISES)
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GUNFIRE
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Detritus. Sorry.
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(MUMBLES)
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♪ Who knows what love is?
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♪ We'll understand
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♪ To do...
LOUD MUSIC AND VOICEOVER
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AUDIO STOPS
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♪ Any more
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♪ Who knows what love is?
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♪ We'll understand. ♪
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MACHINE BEEPS
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Come on!
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Wait. There's a knack to it.
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- You'll take your fingers off.
- Trust me.
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ITEM DROPS INSIDE MACHINE
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Smart.
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Bing Manson.
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Short for Bingham.
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Abi Carner.
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Short for Abi Carner.
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You're a new person.
I've not seen you.
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I just went 21 last week.
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I wanted to go to Airdale
My sister's there, but...
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It's full, apparently.
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Proper fruit.
It was worth the risk.
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The most natural thing in there's
probably grown in a Petri dish.
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Yeah.
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Quite good, though.
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Yeah. That's the right way round.
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When you get the cheap one,
you end up having to pedal it off.
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Then you want more sugar. Then
you're playing catch-up and I've...
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I've been there.
It's a vicious circle.
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Can't you just use that CPT app?
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What's that?
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This cognitive behavioural thing.
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It realigns your thinking
to pick healthy food.
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Whispers you into it
while you sleep.
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Yeah, I should try that, yeah.
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I liked your singing the other day.
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I was trying to sing
so no-one could hear me pee.
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I'm not Selma or anything.
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You've got a phenomenal voice.
It was the most beautiful song...
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Y... You think I'm being cheesy?
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All right, I am being cheesy.
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But it was beautiful, so, you know...
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Reality's cheesy sometimes.
Not often, admittedly, but...
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Now.
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Yeah...
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Well, thank you.
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It's just noises, though.
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Noises in the right order.
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Don't downplay... you're good.
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The song's good. It's old.
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My mum used to sing it
and she learnt it from her mum.
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A hand-me-down.
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You thought of trying out
for Hot Shot?
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(LAUGHS) Me?
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Why not?
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Singing in front of Judge Hope?
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I'd die! Seriously, I'd be halfway
to the afterlife come the chorus.
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No, you'd walk it.
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A) I wouldn't.
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And B)... I don't have
that clockage.
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It's, what, 12 mil just to enter?
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What kind of bike time is that?
Six months?
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- Yeah, but...
- I'm hand to mouth.
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I know people save and stuff
to get onto that stage
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and then there's what Selma did.
But, you know what?
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- I'd rather not give myself...
- Yeah, but I'll gift it to you.
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The full 12, I'll gift it.
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Don't be ridiculous!
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Seriously, I've got it spare.
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You've got 12 mil spare?
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My brother left it me.
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Own a channel, does he?
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No, he...
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He died.
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He... He died last year,
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so it got transferred to me.
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Just over six months' worth,
but I've kept it.
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Why don't you spend it on you, then?
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And buy what? Some new shoes
for my doppel to wear?
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I don't know, upgrade your MOS...
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Or get a Fat Attack season pass?
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Buy one of those wall buddies.
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The new ones that talk to you after
shutting and solve your problems.
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They guide your dreams, like gurus.
It's amazing, really, what they can do.
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00:21:35,269 --> 00:21:38,819
A mirror plug-in? That shows me how I
look as a werewolf? What's the point?
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00:21:38,820 --> 00:21:42,063
- I know it can be quite funny.
- It's all just stuff. It's...
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It's stuff, it's confetti, it's...
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You've got something real.
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00:21:52,660 --> 00:21:54,463
What better to spend it on?
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You heard me singing in a toilet.
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Is that real?
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More than anything that's
happened all year.
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I can't take that kind of clockage
off someone.
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It's 12 mils, no way.
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Let me do this.
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I... I look around here, I just...
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I just want something real to happen.
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Just once.
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I'd mess up.
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You wouldn't. I don't care anyway.
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I'll go with you.
I'll be able to force you.
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I'll force you to go.
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It's tomorrow.
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00:22:44,291 --> 00:22:45,771
Come on!
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Say yes.
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I'll go as far as to say, "OK."
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Which proves acceptable.
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Thank God for that.
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Walking away now.
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You loon!
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I can live with it!
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(SIGHS)
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I'd love to fucking ruin that
and all.
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What?
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15?
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A flippin' joke...
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(LAUGHS)
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LOUD MUSIC AND SOUND EFFECTS
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'New from Wraith Babes.
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'The hottest girls
in the nastiest situations.'
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Oh, yeah! Ooh!
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(SIGHS)
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Can't believe I'm doing this.
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I am doing this.
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I can't be doing this.
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Can you trade it back?
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The ticket?
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Don't be mad.
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It's a lot of pressure
to put someone under, you know.
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Don't think I'm not grateful.
But it's, it's just...
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You're babbling.
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I'm babbling.
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I made you this.
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You never get to keep them more
than a day, but there it is, anyway.
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It folds flat.
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So you can keep them
in your waistband.
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Thank you.
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It's, you know...
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something.
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Face the screen, please.
19
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,599
Is he your Friends And Family
allocation?
20
00:27:26,471 --> 00:27:27,777
(Yeah).
21
00:27:28,150 --> 00:27:29,470
Hand, please.
22
00:27:30,713 --> 00:27:31,714
Oh!!
23
00:27:32,136 --> 00:27:33,727
That's not permanent, is it?
24
00:27:33,852 --> 00:27:35,239
Oh, no. Two months max.
25
00:27:35,330 --> 00:27:37,498
Round to the right,
and through the scanner.
26
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VOCAL EXERCISES
27
00:28:01,976 --> 00:28:03,284
Where do we go now?
28
00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:05,228
You wait here.
29
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,581
How long?
30
00:28:12,242 --> 00:28:13,544
So, what do we do?
31
00:28:13,556 --> 00:28:14,839
I don't know.
32
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,775
Hey, hey, hey.
Fuck off.
33
00:28:22,643 --> 00:28:24,275
Her with the dark hair?
34
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,150
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pretty one.
35
00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:29,079
Yup. OK. Move.
36
00:28:30,443 --> 00:28:32,088
They want to preview you.
37
00:28:32,785 --> 00:28:34,519
- What?
- Preview. Come on.
38
00:28:34,968 --> 00:28:36,523
- He's with me.
- Hand?
39
00:28:38,445 --> 00:28:39,768
Show me your hand.
40
00:28:40,297 --> 00:28:41,599
OK. You, too.
41
00:28:41,724 --> 00:28:44,025
That's not fair.
She's new. That's not fair.
42
00:28:44,029 --> 00:28:45,539
I don't pick the order.
43
00:28:45,730 --> 00:28:48,268
I've waited here all week,
and she's just walked in.
44
00:28:48,347 --> 00:28:52,162
Everyone will get seen eventually.
I don't pick the order.
45
00:28:52,170 --> 00:28:53,646
But I'm a good singer.
46
00:28:53,654 --> 00:28:56,270
I can sing. I'm a good singer, I am.
47
00:28:56,271 --> 00:28:58,620
- Stand aside.
- It's not fair!
48
00:28:59,690 --> 00:29:00,995
It's not fair!
49
00:29:06,808 --> 00:29:09,084
- Next lot.
- Stand there.
50
00:29:13,706 --> 00:29:16,224
Would you like to be as big as Salma
one day?
51
00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:19,453
Erm...
Yeah, I mean...
52
00:29:19,478 --> 00:29:20,719
Could you say that
53
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,317
as a self-contained sentence
into that screen?
54
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,359
I guess I'd like to be
as big as Salma one day.
55
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,319
OK. Proceed to stage area.
56
00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,450
Are we done?
57
00:29:35,486 --> 00:29:37,525
- Both performing?
- Just her.
58
00:29:37,538 --> 00:29:40,159
- Okay... and what are you?
- Singer.
59
00:29:40,493 --> 00:29:42,311
- Compliance?
- No, thanks.
60
00:29:42,436 --> 00:29:45,536
A-ha. Yes, thanks!
It's compulsory for all contestants.
61
00:29:45,549 --> 00:29:48,078
More to the point,
it'll stop you puking with nerves.
62
00:29:48,132 --> 00:29:50,328
- She's got to perform.
- Well, mmm(!)
63
00:29:50,751 --> 00:29:52,749
Look, just sip it, you'll be fine.
64
00:29:57,363 --> 00:29:59,357
Just a touch of light foam.
It'll pass.
65
00:29:59,482 --> 00:30:00,906
Make the most of it.
66
00:30:01,031 --> 00:30:02,877
You can't get this stuff
anywhere else.
67
00:30:03,324 --> 00:30:04,879
You OK?
Yeah.
68
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,189
You OK?
69
00:30:08,962 --> 00:30:10,277
Yeah. Just, erm...
70
00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:15,399
I don't know. Things are just
wider apart. I'm fine.
71
00:30:16,204 --> 00:30:18,765
- Really?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
72
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,086
Right. You're on.
73
00:30:38,846 --> 00:30:40,413
A little closer, please.
74
00:30:45,146 --> 00:30:46,477
Little closer.
75
00:30:49,688 --> 00:30:51,280
Into the light, love.
76
00:30:59,644 --> 00:31:02,852
- And who're we looking at here?
- Abi Khan.
77
00:31:03,486 --> 00:31:05,861
What are you going
to do for us today, Abi?
78
00:31:06,446 --> 00:31:07,839
I'm going to sing.
79
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,299
You speak up, love.
80
00:31:09,424 --> 00:31:10,770
We don't bite.
81
00:31:12,386 --> 00:31:13,692
I'm going to sing.
82
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,719
Hey, would you mind
lifting up your top for me?
83
00:31:19,272 --> 00:31:20,976
Can you take off your top?
84
00:31:20,991 --> 00:31:22,981
I want to check out those titties.
85
00:31:23,106 --> 00:31:24,162
Woo-hoo-hoo!
86
00:31:24,163 --> 00:31:25,471
Oh!
87
00:31:26,528 --> 00:31:28,231
Come on. Mucho feranto.
88
00:31:29,629 --> 00:31:31,258
Ah! No titties?
89
00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:34,203
She says she's here to sing.
90
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,159
I got to see
those titties, though.
91
00:31:37,284 --> 00:31:38,679
Come on, girl.
92
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,026
I mean, damn!
93
00:31:40,051 --> 00:31:41,399
Heh-heh-heh.
94
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,079
You hot.
95
00:31:43,556 --> 00:31:46,018
Please, just sing for us.
96
00:31:52,306 --> 00:31:53,611
♪ Anyone
97
00:31:56,366 --> 00:31:57,697
♪ Anyone
98
00:31:59,413 --> 00:32:01,925
♪ You can blame me
99
00:32:03,924 --> 00:32:06,439
♪ Try to shame me
100
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:10,439
♪ And still I'll care for you
101
00:32:15,443 --> 00:32:17,830
♪ You can run around
102
00:32:19,430 --> 00:32:21,718
♪ Even put me down
103
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:26,536
♪ Still I'll be there for you
104
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:37,090
♪ The world may think I'm foolish
105
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:41,013
♪ They can't see you
106
00:32:41,811 --> 00:32:44,155
♪ Like I can
107
00:32:44,830 --> 00:32:48,279
♪ Oh, but anyone
108
00:32:49,632 --> 00:32:52,144
♪ Who knows what love is
109
00:32:54,090 --> 00:32:58,106
♪ Will understand
110
00:33:02,182 --> 00:33:03,487
♪ Anyone
111
00:33:05,738 --> 00:33:07,740
♪ Anyone
112
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,398
♪ I just feel so sorry
113
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:20,357
♪ For the ones who pity me
114
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,799
♪ Anyone
115
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,519
♪ Cos they just don't know
116
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:30,559
♪ Anyone
117
00:33:30,684 --> 00:33:36,296
♪ Oh, they don't know
What happiness and love can be
118
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:47,695
♪ I know
I know to ever let you go
119
00:33:47,820 --> 00:33:53,955
♪ Oh, is more than I could ever stand
120
00:33:54,593 --> 00:33:58,079
♪ Oh, but anyone
121
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,070
♪ Who knows what love is
122
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,517
♪ Will understand... ♪
123
00:34:09,361 --> 00:34:11,251
OK. I'm going to stop you there.
124
00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:14,058
That was...
125
00:34:15,143 --> 00:34:16,368
without a doubt...
126
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,839
probably the best piece of singing
we've had this season.
127
00:34:23,066 --> 00:34:25,018
Yes! Well done!
128
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:29,319
CHEERING
129
00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:31,549
Fair play.
130
00:34:34,844 --> 00:34:36,399
But I have to say...
131
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,411
BOOING
132
00:34:38,536 --> 00:34:40,389
No. No, no, no.
I have to say,
133
00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:42,555
actually,
134
00:34:42,569 --> 00:34:44,210
I'm with Rafe on this one.
135
00:34:45,777 --> 00:34:48,319
Good though your voice is...
and it is good.
136
00:34:48,831 --> 00:34:51,519
It's not the most magical sound
in the world.
137
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,085
It's just... good.
138
00:34:54,336 --> 00:34:57,134
I don't think anyone's
really hearing it.
139
00:34:57,259 --> 00:34:59,758
Certainly not the guys
in the audience.
140
00:35:00,043 --> 00:35:03,239
These looks you got going on
kind of get in the way.
141
00:35:03,736 --> 00:35:06,012
Men will want you.
Women will hate you.
142
00:35:06,321 --> 00:35:08,117
All the time you're on stage.
143
00:35:09,442 --> 00:35:11,195
Couldn't help picturing you.
144
00:35:12,125 --> 00:35:13,639
In an erotic scenario.
145
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:14,954
CHEERING
146
00:35:14,967 --> 00:35:17,367
Getting pretty turned on,
if I'm honest.
147
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:22,555
Right.
148
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,364
You've got this pure beauty
149
00:35:25,023 --> 00:35:27,150
What seems to be
a knockout figure.
150
00:35:27,846 --> 00:35:30,799
And this sort of interesting
innocence going on.
151
00:35:30,809 --> 00:35:33,259
That's something I think
Rafe's erotica channels
152
00:35:33,268 --> 00:35:34,919
could really play with.
153
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,439
Absolutely. That's what I thought
154
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,839
the moment I saw you.
155
00:35:39,017 --> 00:35:40,319
The moment.
156
00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:44,199
I'd watch. I don't know a man here
who wouldn't.
157
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,675
To be honest,
some of us girls might join you.
158
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:50,335
CHEERING
159
00:35:50,615 --> 00:35:51,946
Get off me!
160
00:35:52,071 --> 00:35:53,388
Don't! Abi!
161
00:35:54,523 --> 00:35:56,750
No! Abi! Abi!
162
00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:58,879
I don't think that's quite...
163
00:36:01,205 --> 00:36:05,757
You will never have to pedal again.
Not one minute.
164
00:36:06,731 --> 00:36:08,945
We could really work with you.
165
00:36:09,070 --> 00:36:12,215
Last year we had
singers, singers, singers.
166
00:36:12,576 --> 00:36:13,778
So many singers.
167
00:36:13,803 --> 00:36:16,637
So, to be a singer you have to be
truly exceptional
168
00:36:17,123 --> 00:36:20,839
There's just no slots left
for an above average singer.
169
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,559
Not for the next few years,
at least. Charity?
170
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,442
No. Saturation point, singer-wise.
171
00:36:27,414 --> 00:36:29,615
Listen. We said,
right from the start.
172
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,315
We'll go with something
different this season.
173
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,355
That's why he's on the panel!
174
00:36:35,039 --> 00:36:38,384
She would be a star on our stream.
175
00:36:38,929 --> 00:36:40,239
A star.
176
00:36:40,891 --> 00:36:42,196
On his...
177
00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:45,279
You're furniture, at best.
178
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,142
Forget about all the shame,
and all that ppht-ppht-tew.
179
00:36:48,938 --> 00:36:50,599
We medicate against that.
180
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,920
You will have pleasure forever.
181
00:36:53,218 --> 00:36:55,507
Realistically, sweetheart,
it is that,
182
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,146
or the bike.
183
00:37:00,596 --> 00:37:01,934
I, I don't think...
184
00:37:01,942 --> 00:37:03,962
This is starting to annoy me.
185
00:37:04,403 --> 00:37:07,511
Who do you think is powering
that spotlight?
186
00:37:13,449 --> 00:37:15,401
Millions of people. That's who.
187
00:37:15,886 --> 00:37:18,063
All of them, out there, right now.
188
00:37:19,030 --> 00:37:21,243
Putting in an honest day
on the bike,
189
00:37:21,260 --> 00:37:23,730
while you stand in the light
they're generating
190
00:37:23,747 --> 00:37:24,913
and dither.
191
00:37:25,271 --> 00:37:26,576
You know what?
192
00:37:26,701 --> 00:37:30,707
They would give anything.
Do anything to be where you are now.
193
00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:32,684
Am I right?!
194
00:37:32,809 --> 00:37:35,787
CHEERING
195
00:37:35,912 --> 00:37:39,170
You want to cock a snook at all
that, as though it's nothing.
196
00:37:40,962 --> 00:37:42,653
As though they're nothing.
197
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,060
And that makes me sick.
198
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,683
But, you know what?
199
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,911
Maybe you do belong on the bike.
200
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:54,107
Because you don't seem to be
very willing to step off it.
201
00:37:57,166 --> 00:37:58,235
I do want to.
202
00:37:58,247 --> 00:37:59,578
We have a decision?
203
00:37:59,703 --> 00:38:04,679
(CROWD CHANTS)
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
204
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:19,079
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
205
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:23,079
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
206
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:35,759
I suppose.
207
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:39,759
CHEERING
208
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,559
Woo-hoo-hoo! Go on!
209
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:47,865
Well done!
210
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:21,399
MELANCHOLIC MUSIC
211
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,319
BACKGROUND CONVERSATION
1
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,164
Best thing about my new lifestyle...
2
00:39:57,532 --> 00:39:59,235
I get to meet lots of hot guys.
3
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,576
Wraith treats me well.
4
00:40:05,368 --> 00:40:08,119
Oh, for Christ's sake!
5
00:40:08,871 --> 00:40:10,438
I pay for this!
6
00:40:10,823 --> 00:40:13,956
I... pay... for... this!
7
00:40:14,292 --> 00:40:17,786
I pump my arse off, and you...
Fuck you!
8
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,639
Yeah, keep waddling, pig tits.
9
00:40:21,991 --> 00:40:24,841
Find your horizon
and fuck off over it!
10
00:40:28,303 --> 00:40:29,658
'It's a dream.
11
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,010
'I get to live...
12
00:40:32,404 --> 00:40:33,707
'in a...
13
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,524
'beautiful place.
14
00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:37,673
'And...
15
00:40:38,692 --> 00:40:40,011
'wear lots of...
16
00:40:41,276 --> 00:40:42,582
'beautiful things.
17
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:48,949
'It's a dream.'
18
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:57,639
FAIRGROUND-STYLE MUSIC
19
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,319
(COMPUTER) Insufficient funds.
20
00:41:14,565 --> 00:41:16,235
'From Wraith Babes... '
21
00:41:16,256 --> 00:41:17,561
'C'mon, girl... '
22
00:41:18,258 --> 00:41:20,707
'..a Wraith Babes reality special.'
23
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,050
I guess I'd like to be as big as
Thelma one day.
24
00:41:24,997 --> 00:41:28,690
'Millions watched her glide through
the Hot Shot curtain of dreams
25
00:41:28,715 --> 00:41:30,435
'to sing her heart out.'
26
00:41:31,073 --> 00:41:34,144
♪ Oh, but anyone... ♪
27
00:41:34,269 --> 00:41:37,319
'What happened next
shocked them all.'
28
00:41:37,444 --> 00:41:39,119
We could really work with you.
29
00:41:39,490 --> 00:41:40,846
Do we have a decision?
30
00:41:41,405 --> 00:41:44,835
'Now, watch her
stunning erotic debut... '
31
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:48,799
♪ PHARELL WILLIAMS: Lapdance
32
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,218
No, no, no, no, no...
33
00:41:51,263 --> 00:41:53,039
'So, who do we have here?'
34
00:41:53,857 --> 00:41:55,159
I'm Abby.
35
00:41:55,775 --> 00:41:57,279
'You were at Hot Shot.
36
00:41:58,235 --> 00:42:00,449
'You were real impressive.'
37
00:42:03,163 --> 00:42:04,519
BEEPING
38
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,239
(COMPUTER) Resume viewing!
39
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,399
- No! No!
- Resume viewing!
40
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:09,839
Resume viewing!
41
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,159
Resume viewing!
Resume viewing!
42
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,879
Resume viewing! Resume viewing!
Resume viewing!
43
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:16,239
Resume viewing!
44
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:17,537
'Look at you.
45
00:42:18,018 --> 00:42:19,957
'All clean and shiny.'
46
00:42:20,347 --> 00:42:22,286
BEEPING
47
00:42:22,374 --> 00:42:24,666
(COMPUTER) Portal disabled
during commercial.
48
00:42:24,697 --> 00:42:26,919
'You'll see everything.
49
00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:28,901
'You'll see it all!
50
00:42:29,425 --> 00:42:31,017
'Open your mouth.
51
00:42:31,427 --> 00:42:33,603
'Open... take it in...
52
00:42:34,192 --> 00:42:37,326
'take it in... ahh... yeah...
53
00:42:37,451 --> 00:42:39,043
Aaarrghhh!
54
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:43,479
No! No! No! No!
55
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:16,559
(MALE HEAVY BREATHING)
56
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:26,399
(ABBY MOANING)
57
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:17,877
(ABBY SINGING FAINTLY)
1
00:44:50,392 --> 00:44:53,438
(TV) 'The hottest girls... '
2
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:37,679
MANIC LAUGHTER
3
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:41,479
MANIC GIGGLING
4
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:45,479
CRAZED LAUGHTER CONTINUES
5
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:59,239
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
6
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:27,599
PARTY MUSIC ECHOES INDISTINCTLY
7
00:48:31,058 --> 00:48:33,334
Could you stand aside, please?
8
00:48:36,224 --> 00:48:39,237
Come up into the back,
in front of me, please.
9
00:48:39,362 --> 00:48:40,898
Are you messin'?
10
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,129
A what-nic one?
11
00:48:49,916 --> 00:48:52,627
Oh, an eth-nic one! Aah!
12
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:55,470
On it.
13
00:48:56,048 --> 00:48:59,443
We're going to preview, all right?
Want to follow me in the back?
14
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:01,775
You're a prick!
15
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:07,094
Next, lot.
16
00:49:08,097 --> 00:49:09,403
Stand there!
17
00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:15,066
So what are you, a magician?
18
00:49:16,020 --> 00:49:17,276
An entertainer.
19
00:49:17,300 --> 00:49:21,559
Could you say that down the screen
as a self-contained sentence?
20
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:26,799
I'm an entertainer.
21
00:49:31,763 --> 00:49:34,536
Ah, before you go on,
you need to drink a compliance.
22
00:49:34,561 --> 00:49:36,884
They give me one back there.
Really? Oh, OK.
23
00:49:37,009 --> 00:49:39,919
Well, in that case,
you are good to...
24
00:49:41,055 --> 00:49:42,373
go.
25
00:49:55,894 --> 00:49:57,195
Who are you?
26
00:49:57,443 --> 00:49:58,839
Bing Madsen.
27
00:49:59,504 --> 00:50:01,332
What are you planning to do for us?
28
00:50:01,342 --> 00:50:02,644
What the fuck?!
29
00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:04,190
'A sort of performance.'
30
00:50:05,033 --> 00:50:06,519
A sort of performance?
31
00:50:06,589 --> 00:50:07,890
Yes.
32
00:50:08,015 --> 00:50:10,340
Mmm!
Man of mystery!
33
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,309
Hmm.
34
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,212
I suppose we'd better see it.
35
00:50:17,809 --> 00:50:19,115
OK.
36
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:25,159
♪ BASS INTRO,
BUILDING IN INTENSITY
37
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:30,599
♪ HIP-HOP RHYTHM KICKS IN
38
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:34,599
CHEERING
39
00:51:00,523 --> 00:51:01,805
Knob'ead!
40
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,488
Fucking cock!
41
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:17,439
CROWD YELLS AND WHOOPS
42
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:21,027
Stop or I'll do it. This is a main
artery. Keep walking, you kill me.
43
00:51:24,899 --> 00:51:28,530
No-one stops me till I've said my piece.
Then you can do what you like.
44
00:51:28,539 --> 00:51:30,309
Man, just fucking kill yourself.
45
00:51:30,314 --> 00:51:33,999
Get heavy on me, I swear to God,
I kick your ass back to life,
46
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,079
just so I could cut
your goddamn head off.
47
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:38,079
CROWD CHANTS
48
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:39,389
Go on!
49
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,879
I think we should let him speak.
50
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:46,239
CHEERING
51
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:50,239
(CROWD CHANTS) Speak!
Speak! Speak! Speak! Speak!
52
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,119
Let's hear what he has to say.
53
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:57,513
CHEERING
54
00:51:58,068 --> 00:51:59,378
Well?
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00:51:59,399 --> 00:52:00,757
Come on.
56
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:03,738
Got our attention, as requested.
57
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:06,586
What do you want to say?
58
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,959
Have you prepared a speech,
is that it?
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00:52:14,932 --> 00:52:16,238
Speak!
60
00:52:16,243 --> 00:52:19,794
I haven't got a speech. I didn't
plan words. I didn't even try to...
61
00:52:19,795 --> 00:52:23,349
I just knew I had to get here, to stand
here, and I wanted you to listen.
62
00:52:23,350 --> 00:52:26,336
To really listen, not just pull
a face like you're listening,
63
00:52:26,340 --> 00:52:28,011
like you do the rest of the time.
64
00:52:28,017 --> 00:52:30,640
A face that you're feeling
instead of processing.
65
00:52:30,765 --> 00:52:33,439
You pull a face, and poke it towards
the stage,
66
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:37,835
and we lah-di-dah,
we sing and dance and tumble around.
67
00:52:37,844 --> 00:52:40,398
And all you see up here,
it's not people,
68
00:52:40,410 --> 00:52:42,919
you don't see people up here,
it's all fodder.
69
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,384
And the faker the fodder,
the more you love it,
70
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,079
because fake fodder's the only
thing that works any more.
71
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,639
It's all that we can stomach.
Actually, not quite all.
72
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:52,959
Real pain, real viciousness,
that, we can take.
73
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,596
Yeah, stick a fat man up a pole.
74
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,519
We laugh ourselves feral,
because we've earned the right,
75
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,038
we've done cell time
and he's slacking, the scum,
76
00:53:00,044 --> 00:53:01,267
so ha-ha-ha at him!
77
00:53:01,282 --> 00:53:03,887
Because we're so out of our minds
with desperation,
78
00:53:03,888 --> 00:53:05,630
we don't know any better.
79
00:53:05,655 --> 00:53:08,119
All we know is fake fodder
and buying shit.
80
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:09,919
That's how we speak to each other,
81
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,168
how we express ourselves,
is buying shit.
82
00:53:12,192 --> 00:53:13,559
What, I have a dream?
83
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:17,865
The peak of our dreams is a new app
for our Dopple, it doesn't exist!
84
00:53:17,889 --> 00:53:19,279
It's not even there!
85
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,039
We buy shit that's not even there.
86
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:24,239
Show us something real and free
and beautiful. You couldn't.
87
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:25,719
Yeah? It'd break us.
88
00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:27,319
We're too numb for it.
89
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:28,799
I might as well choke.
90
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,839
It's only so much wonder
we can bear.
91
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:34,524
When you find any wonder whatsoever,
you dole it out in meagre portions.
92
00:53:34,532 --> 00:53:36,867
Only then until it's
augmented, packaged, and
93
00:53:36,879 --> 00:53:39,395
pumped through 10,000
preassigned filters
94
00:53:39,402 --> 00:53:42,439
till it's nothing more than
a meaningless series of lights,
95
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,839
while we ride day in day out,
going where?
96
00:53:46,723 --> 00:53:48,041
Powering what?
97
00:53:48,581 --> 00:53:51,826
All tiny cells and tiny screens
and bigger cells
98
00:53:51,834 --> 00:53:53,604
and bigger screens and fuck you!
99
00:53:53,807 --> 00:53:56,913
Fuck you,
that's what it boils down to.
100
00:53:57,622 --> 00:54:01,159
Fuck you for sitting there
and slowly making things worse.
101
00:54:01,284 --> 00:54:04,719
Fuck you and your spotlight
and your sanctimonious faces.
102
00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:06,999
Fuck you all for thinking
the one thing
103
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,239
I came close to never meant
anything.
104
00:54:09,952 --> 00:54:14,172
For oozing around it and crushing it
into a bone, into a joke.
105
00:54:14,180 --> 00:54:17,639
One more ugly joke
in a kingdom of millions.
106
00:54:18,154 --> 00:54:20,087
Fuck you for happening.
107
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:24,555
Fuck you for me, for us,
for everyone.
108
00:54:24,573 --> 00:54:25,879
Fuck you!
109
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,837
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
110
00:54:47,875 --> 00:54:50,424
That was, without a doubt,
111
00:54:52,257 --> 00:54:56,112
the most heartfelt thing
I've seen on this stage
112
00:54:56,645 --> 00:54:58,386
since Hotshot began!
113
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:03,196
CHEERING
114
00:55:03,871 --> 00:55:05,178
Brilliant!
115
00:55:05,603 --> 00:55:06,824
You...
116
00:55:07,523 --> 00:55:10,559
you're so articulating
something we all,
117
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,235
and I mean everyone in this hall,
118
00:55:13,617 --> 00:55:15,679
something we all agree on.
119
00:55:16,154 --> 00:55:18,879
Even though we may not comprehend
all of it.
120
00:55:19,365 --> 00:55:22,362
I think I'm right in saying
we do feel it.
121
00:55:23,730 --> 00:55:25,035
Even me.
122
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,675
I know you've got me down
as this creature.
123
00:55:28,197 --> 00:55:30,050
You know, hey...
124
00:55:31,577 --> 00:55:33,754
I get where you're coming from.
125
00:55:34,057 --> 00:55:36,308
- I like your stuff.
- It's not stuff.
126
00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:38,317
It's truth. Am I right?
127
00:55:40,379 --> 00:55:43,919
Your truth, admittedly,
but truth nonetheless.
128
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:45,950
And you're right.
129
00:55:46,246 --> 00:55:49,777
Authenticity is in woefully
short supply.
130
00:55:52,021 --> 00:55:54,077
I'd like to hear you talk again.
131
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:58,790
How so?
132
00:55:59,369 --> 00:56:01,856
The slot on one of my streams
133
00:56:02,838 --> 00:56:05,251
where you can talk just like that.
134
00:56:08,661 --> 00:56:11,609
I'd watch it.
It was such great passion.
135
00:56:14,059 --> 00:56:17,380
He's a'right.
You're a little hot there, bud.
136
00:56:18,141 --> 00:56:20,442
That throat cutting thing?
Neat gimmick.
137
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:22,158
What do you say?
138
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,959
30 minutes twice a week?
139
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,319
CHEERING
140
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:31,860
(CROWD) Do it, do it, do it!
Do it, do it, do it!
141
00:56:32,768 --> 00:56:37,307
Do it, do it, do it!
Do it, do it, do it!
142
00:56:38,190 --> 00:56:42,439
Do it, do it, do it!
143
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:44,119
Do it, do it, do it!
144
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:45,839
Go on, you bastard.
145
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:49,839
(CROWD) Do it, do it, do it!
Do it, do it, do it!
146
00:56:51,213 --> 00:56:52,668
Beats the bike.
147
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:54,533
Certainly does.
148
00:56:55,040 --> 00:57:00,055
CHANTING CONTINUES
149
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:14,599
'We have with us Oliver.
Oliver ate and ate
150
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:18,599
'till he hit 17 stone and he's here
today to try and beat us
151
00:57:18,916 --> 00:57:21,559
'on Botherguts!
152
00:57:22,807 --> 00:57:24,175
'Keep going.'
153
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:29,755
♪ They wept awhile
154
00:57:30,604 --> 00:57:33,879
♪ Putting through the darkness... ♪
155
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:39,355
OK, I'm going to stop you there.
That was achingly terrible.
156
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:43,479
You have the magnetism of a towel. I
don't ever want to look at you again.
157
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:47,079
I have to agree.
I'm so sorry, love.
158
00:57:47,344 --> 00:57:50,627
You came across as fundamentally
unlikeable
159
00:57:50,652 --> 00:57:53,119
and really quite worthless.
160
00:57:54,142 --> 00:57:57,675
You could fill that pussy with honey
and I still wouldn't fuck it.
161
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,946
I'm a good singer. I can sing, yeah.
162
00:58:01,071 --> 00:58:02,839
Cos this is my destiny
163
00:58:03,067 --> 00:58:04,994
and I can sing, fu...!
164
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:10,281
'Like that, don't you, Harry?
165
00:58:11,122 --> 00:58:12,439
'Ah-huh.
166
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:13,799
'Say it.
167
00:58:14,413 --> 00:58:15,718
'Yeah.
168
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,199
(LAUGHS)
169
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:21,199
'15,000 new wardrobe options
170
00:58:21,286 --> 00:58:22,923
'launched last week alone.
171
00:58:23,812 --> 00:58:27,799
'It effectively translates as
15,000 new ways to kill time
172
00:58:27,924 --> 00:58:30,479
'in your cell before you explore
an afterlife
173
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:32,224
'which doesn't exist anyway.
174
00:58:32,585 --> 00:58:36,064
'With any luck, it'll take your mind
off those saddle sores, eh?
175
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:41,279
'You know the only thing stopping me
from slashing myself open right now?
176
00:58:43,389 --> 00:58:45,304
'I might not die right away.
177
00:58:45,316 --> 00:58:47,494
'And before I went,
they'd find a way
178
00:58:47,502 --> 00:58:49,679
'to charge my twitching
half-dead cadaver,
179
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:52,637
'20,000 merits for swabbing
the walls clean.'
180
00:58:52,638 --> 00:58:53,948
- Yeah.
- Anyway,
181
00:58:55,156 --> 00:58:56,598
'hang on in there
182
00:58:56,910 --> 00:58:58,211
if you must.
183
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:06,599
'We're all in this together
they say.
184
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:07,911
'Yeah, right.
185
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:11,688
'Farewell for ever.
186
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:16,106
'Till the same time next week.'
187
00:59:18,506 --> 00:59:19,812
BEEPING
188
00:59:20,444 --> 00:59:21,753
Stream off-line.
189
00:59:56,860 --> 00:59:58,165
♪ Anyone
190
01:00:00,595 --> 01:00:01,987
♪ Anyone
191
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,633
♪ Anyone
192
01:00:08,406 --> 01:00:09,724
♪ Anyone
193
01:00:11,703 --> 01:00:14,289
♪ You can blame me
194
01:00:15,471 --> 01:00:18,007
♪ Try to shame me
195
01:00:18,132 --> 01:00:22,639
♪ And still I'll care for you
196
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:29,422
♪ You can run around
197
01:00:31,126 --> 01:00:33,613
♪ Even put me down
198
01:00:33,962 --> 01:00:38,079
♪ Still I'll be there for you
199
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:48,798
♪ The world may think I'm foolish
200
01:00:49,159 --> 01:00:52,026
♪ They can't see you
201
01:00:53,180 --> 01:00:56,127
♪ Like I can
202
01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:04,097
♪ Oh, but anyone who knows
what love is
203
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:10,425
♪ Will understand
204
01:01:14,038 --> 01:01:15,480
♪ Anyone
205
01:01:17,948 --> 01:01:19,477
♪ Anyone
206
01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:24,004
♪ Oh, they'll understand
207
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,150
♪ Anyone
208
01:01:27,163 --> 01:01:31,690
♪ If they try love
they'll understand... ♪
209
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:40,199
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