Original subtitles

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Well?

Well, I Think I'm Actually Finished.

So This Is It, Huh?

Yeah. Malcolm, We're Finally Gonna Be Able To Change The World.

And They're Not Gonna Be Able To Do Anything About It.

Scott Marshall Has The Ball.

He Fakes Right.

Left.

He's Almost In The Clear.

Will He... Will He...

Ooh!

Dad, Are You All Right?

I'm... Fine.

Nothing Like A Concussion Before Breakfast

To Make You Feel Alive.

Sorry. I Was Practicing.

We Have A Game Today.

Who Can Be Mad At A Kid Who's Got A Birthday

In Four Days?

Four Days.

Adam! Scott! Molly! Jim!

Right Here.

Sorry, Honey.

It's Ok. I'm Hearing A Lot Of That This Morning.

Mom, My Retainer Fell In The Toilet Again.

Well, Maybe You Should Stop Drinking Out Of It.

I Wasn't Drinking Out Of It!

Don't Tease Your Sister.

Adam, Get Down Here!

And They Say Teenage Girls Spend Too Much Time In Front Of The Mirror.

Dad, About My Party On Sunday...

Oh, That Reminds Me. I Have To Order A Larger Cake.

Seems Like The Whole World Is Coming.

Chocolate With White Icing, Right?

Right.

Hey, Scooter, Four More Days!

Is There Anymore Milk?

I Don't Know. We Were Just Talking About The Party.

Oh, Man, It's Gonna Be A Total Blow-Out.

I Can't Wait. Oh, I Almost Forgot. You Lose Something?

Oh, Gross!

Adam! Adam!

Hey. Good Morning, Marshalls.

Uh, Hey, Randy.

Good Morning.

Ah, What Ya Got There?

Zucchini Bread.

My Mom Made It.

Just Put It On The Table.

Right There.

Yeah.

C'mon, Randy. I Think We Better Get Out Of Here Now.

Enjoy.

Have Fun At School. I'll See You, Randy.

Thanks, Dad. Bye, Everybody.

Can I Make An Observation?

Your Family Is Totally Whacked.

We're All Really Allergic To Zucchini.

Lucky. I'm Lactose Intolerant.

You Know, You Should Try Punching Her In The Arm

And Then Running Away.

I Hear Girls Really Go For That Thing.

I Don't Like Her, Ok?

Louder. I Don't Think She Heard You.

Hey, Marshall.

Still Think You Got A Chance

Of Being Team Captain After Yesterday's Game?

I've Got A Better Chance Than You Do.

Yeah, Right.

I Don't Think Anybody's Voting For The Choke King.

I Can Outshoot You Any Day, Rosen.

Wanna Bet?

My Lunch Money's On The Pigtails.

Ha! Missed!

No. She Didn't.

Ow.

Oh, Man.

Amy, If You Like Scott That Much,

Why Don't You Just Ask Him To The Dance?

Mom, Please. I Don't Like Him, Ok?

Not Much.

I'll Go Get My Soccer Ball.

I Just Thought That, Uh,

If We Didn't Pressure Him About His Birthday,

It Would Be Easier On Him.

If I Ever Thought This Might Happen,

I Never Would Have Made Such A Big Deal Out Of The Party.

Oh, Don't Forget You're Soccer Mom Today.

I Have A Trustees Meeting.

I've Already Rearranged My Schedule. 2:45 In Front Of The School.

Ok.

And, Sweetie, Will You Hurry Up?

Just Being Near This Stuff Makes Me Weak In The Knees.

Such A Shame.

I Really Love Zucchini Bread.

Settle. Everyone, Settle.

Now, I'd Like To Introduce To You

The President Of Earth Protectors,

The Environmental Software Company

That So Generously Donated Personal Computers

To Every Student In The Eighth Grade, Mr. Quinn.

How're You Doing, Kids?

Yeah, We Were All Born To Save This Planet.

Thank You Guys Very Much. Thank You.

Good Morning, Everybody!

How's Everybody Doing Today?

All: Good.

Good. That's Good.

Today I'm Gonna Talk To You Guys A Little Bit About The Environment,

And I'm Gonna Hand Out A Few Upgrades.

I Hope You're Gonna Recycle That.

Please?

Uh-Huh.

Good Girl.

Now, We've Designed The Software That Goes Into The Computers

To Be Fun, As Well As Educational.

Randy: Something Tells Me This Is Not A Video Game.

They Can Disguise It Anyway They Want,

It's Still Homework.

How Are You Guys Doing?

Keep Up The Good Work. You'll Be An Earth Protector One Day.

Recycle Those, Guys. I'm Serious.

We Will.

C'mon, Now. Have Fun At School Today.

Man, I Hate Kids!

Can't We Just Run Tests On Rats, Like Everybody Else?

We Just Finished The Pineland Bank Download, Boss.

We Better Get Moving. We're Gonna Be Late.

Where's Nina?

She's At The Warehouse.

She's Not Expecting Us For Hours.

Perfect.

Now We'll See What This Little Program Of Hers Can Really Do.

Yeah, They Gave Us Computers.

But Every Night We Have To Download These Stupid Programs

On Recycling, You Know, And Planting Trees And Junk.

You Guys Don't Know How Lucky You Are To Have Your Own Computers.

When I Was Your Age--

Yeah, Mr. Marshall, Tell Us.

How Was It Using A Hammer And Chisel?

Well, If You Don't Mind Waiting For Just A Moment, Sir,

I'd Be More Than Happy To Access Your Account For You.

Ah, Here You Are.

Oh, I'm Showing That You Have $1.37 In Your Account.

Do You Want That In Nickles And Dimes?

No. That's, Uh, That's Impossible.

I Have A Lot Of Money In This Bank, Ok?

Is There A Problem Here?

Yes. There Is A Problem.

I Have Money In This Bank. He's Telling Me I Don't.

There Must Be Some Kind Of A Problem With The Computer.

Look, Do Me A Favor And Just Look Again For Me, Please?

Sure.

Welcome To Earth Protectors.

Listen Very Carefully To The Following Instructions.

Earth Protectors Will Tell You Exactly What To Do.

What In The--

It's Important To Relax

And Let Earth Protectors Do All The Thinking For You.

Maybe You Better Make That Fifties And Hundreds.

[ Sneezes ]

What's Going On?

Security!

Security!

[ Pager Beeping ]

Do You Guys Mind If I Let You Off At The Corner?

I've Got An Emergency At The Office.

What's The Emergency? You're An Orthodontist, Right?

What, Two Losers Get Their Braces Stuck Together?

Dad, Is Something Wrong With The Car?

Uh, Yeah. I Think Something Is Wrong With The Car.

Let Me Pull Over Here At The Corner.

Why Does This Always Happen When Your Dad Drives?

C'mon, Scott. Hurry Up.

You Know They're Picking Team Captain Today.

I'll Catch Up.

Excuse Me A Moment.

All Clear, Dad.

Sorry About This, Son.

But Have A Great Game.

Up, Up And Away!

This Is A Hostage Situation!

So Please Stand Back!

Bronze Eagle!

Honey...

Well, It's About Time.

Did You Walk Here?

Honey...

I Had A Van Full Of Kids.

And I Had A Room Full Of Trustees.

Didn't You Hear Me When I Said I Had An Important Meeting Today?

I Swear, You're Always Doing This To Me.

Honey, What Do You Want Me To Say? I Tried.

Look. You Told Me To Pick 'Em Up At 2:45. I Did.

Sometimes I Don't Feel Like You Take What I Do Seriously.

I Totally Appreciate You, Honey.

Maybe You Could Show It Once In A While.

Honey, Today... Ok, I Made A Mistake.

But You Know How I Feel.

I'm Always Soccer Mom For You.

Just Get Here On Time.

You Know, You Really Are Super Mom.

Thanks.

That's Nice To Know Every Once In A While.

[ Yelling ]

I Got Him!

Say, Honey, Would This Be A Bad Time To Talk About The Laundry?

Oh, Don't Make Me Pluck Your Tail Feathers.

See You At Home, Eagle Boy.

Yes, Honey.

Drive Careful. Put Your Helmet On.

Fasten It Up.

That's My Wife.

Up, Up And Away!

I Was In Line, Just Waiting To Cash My Check,

And Everybody Started Screaming And Yelling.

I Didn't Really See Too Much Of It, Actually.

But I Know That It's A Good Thing That Those Guys Showed Up.

'Cause I Don't Think That Anybody Else Is Gonna Be Able To Stop 'Em.

Certainly Not Me, Anyway.

We'll See Who's The Best Shooter.

We'll See Who's The Best Shooter.

Pass The Ball To Amy!

Scott, C'mon! Amy's Open! C'mon!

We'll See Who's The Best Shooter.

Well, At Least You've Got A Career In Field Goal Kicking.

Yeah, You're Gonna Be Team Captain, All Right.

Pass It Next Time.

She Definitely Hates Me.

Oh, Yeah.

C'mon, Scott! C'mon, Randy!

Hey, Dad.

I Wish You Wouldn't Do That.

Somebody's Gonna See You One Of These Days.

Relax. I Zip Around At Nearly The Speed Of Light.

Nobody's Gonna See Me.

And If They Do...

I'll Just Fry A Couple Of Brain Cells, Baby. Whooo!

Man, I Can't Believe I Missed The Bank Robbery This Afternoon.

Well, Somehow We Managed Without You.

And Can You Do Me A Favor?

Keep It A Little Low-Key Around Your Brother

For The Next Few Days.

Why?

I Mean, He's Gonna Be Getting His Powers

Any Day Now, Right?

Well, The Closer It Gets To Sunday,

It Doesn't Look Likely.

But I Didn't Start To Get My Powers

Until A Couple Of Weeks Before My Big 1-4.

You Mean...

Scott Might Be...

Normal?

Yeah.

Yeah. Scott Might Be Normal.

A Bank Robbery! What Were You Thinking, Malcolm?

You Could Have Destroyed Everything.

I'll Tell You What I Was Thinking.

I Was Thinking That Somebody's Got To Pay

For This Little Scheme Of Yours.

Besides, There's Nothing Left To Destroy, Ok?

Your Stupid Program Didn't Even Work.

Of Course It Didn't Work.

It's Specifically Designed To Work On Adolescent Brains.

Oh.

I'm Sorry I Said That, Nina.

I Didn't Know That.

It's Just That-- I Mean, After You're Done Running All Your Tests,

How Are We Supposed To Get One Of These To Every Kid In The Country?

I Don't Know. I Hadn't...I Hadn't Thought That Far.

Exactly. That's Why I'm Here.

Hey, Honey. You Still Mad At Me?

Huh? Huh?

No. You're Forgiven.

You Ok With Burgers On The Grill?

Yeah. I'm Fine.

I'll Light It Just As Soon As...

Oh. Somebody Used Her Laser Vision

To Play Forest Fire With My Lily.

Oh.

Uh-Huh.

[ Watch Beeping ] Ok. Time's Up.

You Want To Help Daddy Out?

Why Don't You Go Light The Barbecue Grill?

Ok!

Adam, Could You Please Set The--

Done.

Man, Mom Really Kicked Some Serious Butt.

...Once Again Proved That Crime Does Not Pay.

They Successfully Apprehended Three Robbery Suspects...

Honey, We've Got To Get Some New Head Shots.

Photographer Called Yesterday.

Is Your Brother In His Room?

Yeah... You Know, None Of The Tellers

Can Remember What Happened.

They Just Handed Over The Money.

I Mean, No Guns, No Note, Nothing.

Maybe They Were Using Some Kind Of Mind-Control Device.

I Hope We're Not Dealing With Some New Criminal Mastermind.

Can I Take Him Out, Please?

Come On.

You Know The Rules--

No Crime Fighting Until You've Done Your Homework, Young Man.

Hey! If You Melt The Patio Furniture Again, Young Lady,

You're In A Lot Of Trouble.

[ Knocking ]

Oh, Hey, Son.

Hey, Dad.

Great Game Today.

Oh, It Wasn't So Great.

What Do You Mean?

Eleven Steals, Three Assists--

That's Pretty Impressive In My Book.

Yeah, But I Missed That Goal.

Maybe You Were A Little Off

Because You Got A Little Super Strength Coming On?

No, I Was A Little Off Because I'm The Choke King.

Well, At Least You're The King.

You Know, Your Mother And I Have Been Thinking

About A Name For You.

And What Do You Think About "The Destroyer"?

The Destroyer?

Kind Of Pro-Wrestling, Dad.

Ok. Ok.

But, Dad, Does Anybody Ever Get Their Super Powers

After Their 14th Birthday?

No.

I'm Afraid Not.

I'm Not Gonna Be A Superhero, Am I?

What Makes You Say That?

I Mean, You Still Have Three Whole Days Left.

You Know, There's Tons Of Superheros

That Didn't Get Their Powers Until The Day Before.

Really?

Yeah. Flame Guy, Rocket Man, Jello Girl.

So There's Still Time!

Uh, Yeah. Definitely.

Molly, If I've Told You Once, I've Told You A Million Times--

No Laser Vision Without Supervision!

Now, Upstairs! Now!

And No Spinach Ice Cream For You Tonight, Young Lady.

Mom!

Don't Make Me Take Away Your Broccoli Pudding.

It's Not Fair!

And If You Never Develop Laser Vision, I'll Be Happy.

I'm Gonna Be The Best Superhero Ever.

Just Like My Dad.

Are You In Yet?

Almost.

There.

County Jail. Access Granted.

Unfortunately, Now We Have A Herd Of Rabid Superheros

Out Looking For Us.

What? Why Would They Care About Us?

You Didn't Even Get Any Money.

Please. Don't Remind Me.

Malcolm, We Can't Let 'Em Stop Us.

I Mean, We Are So Close To Really Helping The Planet.

Don't Worry, Nina.

They're Not Gonna Be Able To Stop Us.

Of Course, It Would Be Easier If We Knew Where They Were.

I'm Sure They Have Some Fabulous, High-Tech Secret Lair Somewhere.

What Do You Mean, You Told Him There's Still Time?

Well, Honey, Technically There Is Still Time.

Jim, He's Got To Face Reality Sooner Or Later.

We All Do.

I'm Canceling That Party.

He'll Be Humiliated.

Honey, Just One More Day.

And Then We Can Cancel The Party.

Who's More Disappointed, Him Or You?

Honey, That's Not Fair.

You're Just Disappointed Because You Can't Brag To Your Buddies.

Honey, You Want Him To Be A Superhero Just As Much As I Do.

I Just Always Thought Scott Would Go Into The Family Business.

Yeah, Well, He's Not.

Honey, All He Really Needs Is A Glimpse Of Some Power

For Us To Have That Party.

Super Strength, X-Ray Vision...

If He Could Morph Like His Grandmother, I'd Be Happy.

Oh, Dad, Can I Just Take That, Please?

Why? Don't You Think I Can Handle It?

No. It's Not That...

I'll Have You Know I Was Lifting Redwoods

Like They Were Lincoln Logs

Long Before You Were Born.

I Was Afraid That--

That It's Too Heavy?

I Lifted Up The Cadillac The Other Day

With Just One Hand. Ask Your Mother.

...I Was Afraid That The Bottom Was Gonna Fall Out.

Well, Why Didn't You Say That?

You Take Care Of That.

I Gotta Go Say Hi To My Grandkids.

You Know Your Father.

Hey, Grandpa!

Super Strength!

Just Kinda Started.

Scott, That's Wonderful!

Did You See That? He Ripped It Right Off The Hinges!

What Did I Tell You?

One More Day.

When Your Father Went Through This Phase,

We Had To Put A New Foundation On The House.

Sorry About That, Mama.

That Is So Cool, Scott!

I Want To See You Do Something.

Juggle The Piano.

Oh, It Kinda Comes And Goes.

He Can Show Off After Dinner.

Have Some More Spinach, Honey.

You Have Your Super Strength To Maintain.

Oh, We Had Spiderman And Mary Jane Over For Dinner Last Night.

They Say Hi.

Any Idea How To Take Webs Out Of The Carpet?

Ha. Ice And Club Soda. They Come Right Up.

Hmmm. This Is Some Good Spinach Casserole.

What Do You Make Of That Bank Robbery Yesterday, Jim?

Kind Of Unusual.

It Has Me Concerned.

I Think We Might Be In For A Major Crime Wave.

Don't Even Worry About It.

Scooter Here Can Pick Up The Slack, Baby.

Oh, No. I Don't Think So.

A Little Super Strength--

Uh-Uh. He's Not About To Go Out And Face Hardened Criminals.

He Was Trying To Fly This Afternoon.

Did You? Did You Try To Fly?

Maybe A Little.

Did Not.

Molly!

Scott, That's Fantastic.

Honey, Flying's The Most Difficult Thing There Is.

I Can't Even Fly.

Was There Ever Any Doubt,

Considering Who His Father Is?

And His Grandfather.

Scott, I've Been Waiting For This Day

Since You Were Born.

Man, I Am So Jealous.

Oh, Come On, Scott. You Have To Give Us A Little Demonstration.

Yeah. Show Us What You Really Can Do.

I Want To See You Fly. Come On.

Uh, Sure.

Let Me Just Go Put On My Training Cape, Ok?

Yeah!

Fly? I Can't Fly.

I'll Just Say It Was A Fluke.

I'm Not Fooling Anyone.

I Hope You Two Picked Out A Decent Name For Him.

My Father Named Me "The Steel Condor,"

Because I've Got Muscles Of Steel.

Dad, Don't Get Started.

And Then That Clark "Curl In The Middle Of His Forehead" Kent Comes Along,

Gets Himself A Publicist,

And Starts Calling Himself, "The Man Of Steel."

What Does That Make Me,

The Bird Of Steel?

I'm Outside. I'll Yell When I'm Ready.

As I Was Saying, Krypton! Krypton! Krypton!

Ready!

Up, Up And Away!

Oh, He Hit The Tree!

Where Is He?

He's Not In The Tree.

Then He's Gotta Be In The Sky.

He Did It!

He's Flying.

What If There's A Downdraft?

You Know How Difficult Those Can Be.

Jim, I Think You Better Go After Him,

Before There's An Altercation With A Low-Flying Plane.

Ok. Ok, Honey. Ok.

Up! Up!

Look Out!

Oh, Scooter, You Are The Man! You Did It!

Congratulations!

Scott, Are You Ok?

Oh, Honey, We Are So Proud Of You.

We're Gonna Celebrate.

Let's Go Downtown And Have Some Ice Cream.

I Still Don't Believe You Flew.

Well, I Did.

Uh-Huh. Whatever.

Molly, Molly. Let's Go Inside.

Let Me Have A Few Seconds With The Boy.

I'm Gonna Give Him A Few Pointers.

Pretty Impressive.

Thanks. I'm Still Trying To Get My Ears To Pop.

Those Super Powers Of Yours Just Came Out Of Nowhere.

Yeah. Like I Said, They Come And Go.

Kind Of Like The Door This Afternoon, Huh?

With All Those Screws Loose?

Yeah. Pretty Shoddy Workmanship, Huh?

Well, I'm Going Inside Now.

Scott...

You Know, Don't You?

Yes.

Do They?

No. And They Couldn't Be More Excited For You.

Grandpa, Please Don't Say Anything, Ok?

But, Scott, A Superhero Is Not Supposed To Lie.

I Know, But I Had To.

They Were Gonna End Up Canceling The Party.

Look, The Party Is In Honor Of You Becoming A Superhero.

Getting Your Powers!

But Dad Was Gonna Be Embarrassed In Front Of All His Friends.

I Couldn't Just Let Him Down Like That.

Grandpa, Please Don't Say Anything.

Look, I'll Tell Mom And Dad Right After The Party's Over, Ok?

Please?

Ok. Ok.

Thanks, Grandpa.

I Love You.

Love You Too.

Hey, Son.

Oh, Hey, Dad.

You're Up Awfully Early.

Yeah. With All The Excitement Last Night,

I Kinda Forgot To Do My Homework.

Well, Remember, If You Want To Fly,

You're Gonna Have To Maintain A "B" Average.

Flying Is A Privilege, Not A Right.

Yes, Sir.

Welcome To Earth Protectors.

You Have Been Chosen To Save The Planet.

Listen Very Carefully To The Following Instructions.

Relax And Let Earth Protectors Do All The Thinking For You.

Scott, Let's Go.

What Is Taking You So Long?

You're Gonna Be Late For School, Son.

Scott!

Oh, That Was Quick.

Hope All The Assignments Are This Easy.

How Can You Stare At This Screen So Mindlessly?

It's Like This Thing's Got You Mesmerized.

I Just Need To Change, Ok?

Mesmerized...

Good Morning, Adam.

Hey, Dad.

Did You Hear About This?

The Guys From The Bank Robbery Escaped.

All The Cells Opened Automatically.

I Bet They're Calling It A Computer Malfunction.

Yeah. How'd You Know?

A Hunch.

Do You Mind Going By The Bank With Me Before School? I--

I Thought You'd Never Ask.

Let Me Go Get Dressed.

Oh, Yeah. Oh, Yeah.

At First I Thought The Criminals Used Some Sort

Of Hand-Held, Mind-Control Device,

But The More I Thought About It,

It Could've Been Generated Within The Computer Itself.

If You're Suggesting That Our Systems Are To Blame--

No, But You Never Know.

Silver Charge, Take A Look.

I'm On It.

Sometimes, He Gets A Little Excited.

Good Morning, Miss Parker.

Good Morning, Scott.

Very Good Work.

Now, Did Anyone Not Do Their Homework Assignment?

It Really Works!

Every Single One Of Them! Blue!

What Shall We Teach 'Em First?

Recycling? Composting?

Love Of Tofu?

Looks Like We Can Make 'Em Do Anything We Want.

What Are You Doing?

I'm Gonna Bean Your Boyfriend.

How Weird Would It Be If I Asked Amy To That Dance?

Really Weird, 'Cause It'll Mean You Got A Backbone Transplant.

Hey. What's With All The Blue?

What Are You Talking About?

Blue. You're All Wearing Blue.

Is It Some Sort Of Pep Rally Or Something?

I Didn't Even Notice.

Coincidence?

Hey, Randy, Think Fast!

Hey, Scott, Think Fast!

Why'd You Do That? Now She's Gonna Think I Can't Catch.

Are You Ok?

Yeah. I'll Be Fine.

What Were You Thinking?

You Were Gonna Catch That, Weren't You?

Look, I Forgot, Ok?

You Can't Forget Anymore.

Now That You Have These Powers,

You're Gonna Have To Be A Lot More Careful.

Aluminum Foil Is The One Thing

That Screws Up Our Molecular Structure.

Too Much Of It Can Kill Us!

You Know What? You're Right Though.

I Mean, How're We Gonna Expand This Thing?

I Mean, We Owe It To The Planet

To Get This Program Into Every School In The Country.

Look, You Just Leave That Up To Me, Ok?

You Go Back And Work On Some More Tests.

We'll Meet Up With You Later.

Cool.

Bye.

Fact Is, I'm Already Way Ahead Of Her.

Actually, I Added A Little Pizazz To Today's Lesson.

3...2...1...Snack Time.

You Gave Them Chocolate Cravings? Ha Ha!

I Can Make 'Em Do Anything I Want 'Em To Do.

Buy Anything I Want 'Em To Buy,

Watch Anything I Want 'Em To Watch.

And People Will Pay For That Kind Of Influence.

Exactly.

You See, Nina's Problem Is, She Wants To Do Too Much.

I Mean, She's Not Gonna Be Happy

Until She's Saved The Ozone, Fed The Hungry,

And Made Meat-Eating Illegal.

Me, I Have Much Simpler Desires.

Ten Or Twenty Billion Dollars Would Make Me Incredibly Happy.

So We're Here To Warn You

That There's A New Criminal Mastermind In Our Midst.

This Mastermind Is Using An Ingenious Computer Program

To Brainwash.

Malcolm, What Are We Gonna Do?

You Were Right. They're Actually Gonna Try And Stop Us.

Not If We Stop Them First.

We're Currently Working With Authorities.

And We're Producing And Distributing An Anti-Virus Program

That Will Disable And Destroy Their Brainwashing Software.

Cool! I Didn't Know You Could Program A Computer.

I Can't.

I Just Thought It Would Buy Us Some Time.

Yeah, And Even If We Could,

Thanks To Your Brother,

Whatever Evidence There Was Is Completely Fried.

Thank You. Yes?

Speaking Of Fried,

Is That Your Chicken I Smell?

Excellent, Excellent.

Ok, Chin Up, Chin Up, Chin Up.

Shoulders Back Just A Little Bit More.

Shoulders Back. That's Good.

'Cause Nobody Respects A Superhero That Slouches.

That's What Happened To Your Uncle Freddy.

That's Why They Kicked Him Out.

That's Right.

Thanks For The Lessons.

Would You Look At The Time?

No, No, No, No.

Now, The Most Important Thing To Remember About Takeoff,

Other Than Watching Out For The Trees--

And Fences!

...Is That You Have To Go Fast Enough

So Nobody Can See You.

Especially When You're Not In Costume.

Well, It's Gonna Be A While Before We Can Practice.

'Cause I Just Kind Of Putt Along On My Takeoffs.

The Whole Neighborhood Would Know. See Ya.

No, No, No, No. Scott, Scott.

That's Why We Practice Takeoffs At Night.

But You Can Practice Flying At Anytime.

See Ya Guys Later.

Up, Up And Away!

Keep Your Eyes Open, Son. Keep Your Eyes Open.

C'mon, Son. Keep Your Eyes Open. Keep Your Eyes Open.

Dad, What Are You Doing?

Letting You Get Used To How It Feels, Son.

I'm Flying! I'm Really Flying!

You're Not Gonna Let Go, Are You?

No, Not Without A Warning.

This Is A Warning.

Aaahhh!

Dad! No! Help Me!

You Know, This Is So Unlike Jim.

He's Usually Never Late.

I Don't Know, Judy. I've Got To Get This Game On The Go.

Oh, There They Are.

Hi, Honey.

Finally.

I Was Getting Worried.

Ah, Because If You Missed,

I'd Automatically Be Captain

And I Don't Want To Win On Technicality.

Try Not To Mess Up.

Mess Up?

Yeah. Mess Up.

Marshall, Rosen, Get On The Field.

Come On.

Either You Were Practicing Loop-The-Loops,

Or It Didn't Go Very Well.

It Was Like He's Never Flown Before In His Life.

I've Never Seen Powers Come And Go Like That.

Don't Be Too Hard On Him.

Maybe He's Having Trouble Concentrating

Because He's So Excited About Tomorrow.

Yeah. Yeah.

Here You Go.

Thank You.

Everything's Ready.

Excellent.

You Sure You Want To Do This?

Wouldn't It Be Better Just To Lay Low For A While?

Look, Achieving Greatness Involves A Certain Amount Of Risk.

Pretty Soon We're Gonna Have 20 Million Young Minds Under Our Control.

If Today Goes Well, The Superheros Can Provide The Muscle.

There's Gonna Be Nobody Out There

That's Gonna Be Able To Stop Us.

Except Nina.

Except Nina.

That's Why I Always Saved The Day.

Oh, Reach. I'm Glad You Could Make It.

Wonton?

Oh, Here. Don't Forget A Napkin.

These Spinach Puffs Are Great.

Judy's An Excellent Cook.

So, Anyway, Back To Me.

So You Still Want To Go Through With It?

I Have To. Dad Is So--

Don't Underestimate Your Father.

He Loves You. Powers Or No Powers.

So, Whatever You Decide To Do,

I'll Be Right Beside You.

Thanks, Grandpa.

Can I Have Everybody's Attention, Please?

We're Here Today To Honor And Welcome

The Newest Superhero--

My Son Scott.

I'm Really Proud Of You.

Recognizing Scott's Unique Talents,

Warrior Woman And I Have Decided

To Name Him Warrior Eagle.

It's Time To Take Your Oath.

Do You, Warrior Eagle,

Agree To Only Use Your Power For Good,

To Fight For Peace And Freedom,

And To Uphold The Superhero Credo

Of Truth, Justice, And Integrity?

Dad, I Have To Tell You Something...

Uh, Scott, You're Supposed To Say, "I Do."

I Do.

I Don't Know About This, Malcolm.

Look, Nina. This Is Very Simple, Ok?

When Bronze Eagle Arrives,

You Just Slip The Homing Device Right Onto Him.

Me? Why Me?

Because If You Don't Do It,

We're Not Going To Be Able To Find His Hideout.

And If We Can't Find His Hideout,

We're Not Going To Be Able To Stop Him.

And If We Can't Stop Him,

All This Hard Work Will Have Been For Nothing.

Is That What You Want?

Well, No, But I Still Don't Understand Why I...

Thanks, Nina. We're All Counting On You.

Here You Go.

The Door To The Roof's Welded Shut.

She's Not Getting Out That Way.

I Think She's Probably Gonna Have A Tough Time With The Front Door Too.

So Even If Her Friends Don't Show Up,

This Is What We Criminal Masterminds Call A Win-Win Situation.

[ Explosion ]

You In The Mood For Steak?

Let's Go. I'm Buying.

[ Coughing ]

I've Got To Tell You, I Think He's Gonna Be One Of The Best.

[ Beeping ]

Oh, There's A Woman In A Burning Building.

Honey, I'd Better Take This.

I'll Be Back.

No, No. Please? Let Me Go.

Flash! There And Back!

Why Not Let The Boy Do It?

I Mean, Woman In A Burning Building--

That's Superheroing 101.

You've Got A Point There, Reach.

What Do You Say, Scott?

I Mean, Warrior Eagle.

Jim, Honey, I Don't Know.

[ Chanting ] Warrior - Eagle!

Warrior - Eagle!

Warrior - Eagle!

Warrior - Eagle!

Warrior - Eagle!

Where's Grandpa?

Hello. Here I Am, The Handsome Prince.

I Am Coming To Rescue The Lovely Princess.

Son, This Woman's In A Burning Building.

I Think You've Got To Take This.

Right. Uh, I'm All Over It.

All Right, All Ri--

Yeah, Yeah.

Up, Up And Away!

That's My Boy!

Oh, There He Is. There He Is.

No. Helicopter. Helicopter.

Oh! Eagle. Eagle.

Oh! Yes! Yes!

Ufo.

[ Coughing ]

Roof. Gotta Get To The Roof.

Help!

Somebody!

Bronze Eagle!

I'm Downtown At The Scene Of A 4-Alarm Fire

Which Is Currently Raging Out Of Control.

And I've Just Been Informed That There's A Woman Trapped In The Building.

Where Is He?!

Did He Take The Scenic Route?

What's Up?

Attempts To Rescue The Woman Have Been Futile.

Officials Tell Me That...

Kid, Where Do You Think You're Going?

It's An Emergency.

No Kidding, No Kidding.

Nice Cape.

There He Is! There He Is!

...Attempt To Rescue A Woman Trapped Inside The Burning Building.

What's He Doing On The Ground?

The Kid's Gone Into The Building!

[ Coughing ]

Somebody?

Don't Worry! I'm Here!

Now Listen To Me.

We Just Need To Find A Firehose, Ok?

Wait! Who Are You?

Oh.

Never Fear, Warrior Eagle Is Here.

I Know. It's Kind Of Dorky.

You're A Superhero?

Long Story. Come On!

We're Sure Not Going Back Out That Way.

There's A Firehose And A Ladder! Come On!

Stay With Me!

Where's The Water?!

Why Can't We Just Fly Out Of Here?

You Can Fly? That's Great!

No! I Can't Fly!

Go Up. I've Got An Idea.

I Hope You Know What You're Doing.

I'm Right Behind You.

[ Coughing ]

Here I Come!

Judy, Could You Get Me A Couple Of Ice Cubes?

I Didn't Rescue My Little Princess Soon Enough.

What's The Matter? Where's Scott?

...There's A Kid In A Mask And A Cape...

Scott?

Jim...

What?

Come On!

What Are You Doing?!

Come On!

No! There's Gotta Be Another Way.

Come On! Come On!

Don't Be Afraid.

Please Don't Drop Me!

Come On.

Don't Drop Me!

I'm Slipping!

Aaahh!

Don't Worry. I've Got You.

Aaaahhh!

Bronze Eagle!

Dad?

Come On. We've Got To Get This.

I Can Explain.

Good, 'Cause You've Got A Lot Of Explaining To Do.

Now Get On Your Bike And Get Home.

But I--

Now!

Bye.

Kids.

You Don't Know How Disappointed We Are, Scott.

'Cause I'm Not A Superhero?

No. Because You Lied To Us.

To Everyone. Because You Almost Got Yourself And That Woman Killed.

Because I Embarrassed You In Front Of Your Friends?

Scott, This Is Not About Us.

Scott, I'm Sorry That You Thought You Had To Do This Just To Make Us Happy.

But We Love You, No Matter What You Are.

Powers Or No Powers.

That's What Grandpa Said.

I Just Saw How Happy You Were

When Adam Circled The Globe In Under A Second For The First Time.

And When Molly Could Boil Water At The Age Of Two...

Listen To Me, Sweetie.

We Love You Just For Being You.

I Didn't Mean To Hurt Anyone.

We Know.

Why Don't You Hit The Showers?

And We'll Talk About This Some More Tomorrow.

Poor Kid.

Any Concern About His Mask Falling Off?

Shall We Send Adam Out To Do A Little Mind Erasing?

No. We'll Be Fine.

The Public Was Too Far Away To See Anything,

And That Woman Has No Way Of Finding It.

It's Beautiful, Nina. That's Just Beautiful.

Did You Kids See That Boy On The News Yesterday?

Oh, Yeah! You Mean The Stupid Kid With The Cape?

What Kind Of Loser Wears A Cape?

He Thought He Was A Superhero.

He Forgot One Thing-- Super Powers!

And Then Bronze Eagle Had To Totally Save His Butt.

Help Me! Save Me! I'm In A Burning Building!

Knock It Off, Randy!

It's Not His Fault He Didn't Get His Super Powers When He Was...

You're Right. Total Loser.

Here's The Earth Protector Software

For You To Take Home And Test Tonight.

Be Sure You Review These Discs

And Return Them The First Thing Tomorrow.

Don't Forget, It's Your Homework.

It's Not Your Dad's Fault.

I Know.

I'm Sorry. I'm Sure This All Doesn't Seem Fair.

But This Means You Can Be Anything You Wanna Be Now.

Look, Grandpa, I Want To Be A Superhero.

Well, Stop Whining And Be One.

How? I Can't Fly!

I Can't Run At Supersonic Speed.

Look, It's Not The Cape That Makes Your Dad A Hero.

Think It Over.

Welcome To Earth Protectors.

It's Time For You To Take Control.

Listen Very Carefully To The Following Instructions.

Earth Protectors Will Tell You Exactly What To Do.

Relax And Let Earth Protectors Do All The Thinking For You.

We Are Here To Help You.

We Are Here To Help You Take Control.

We Are Here To Help You Take Control.

Molly?

That Is Not Cute.

Honey, Honey, Honey, Honey...

Did You Take Some Money Out Of My Wallet?

No, But I Should Have.

You Already Cleaned Me Out.

No, No. I Didn't Take Any Money From You.

Speaking Of Money--

Mom, Did You Borrow Money For The Paper Boy Again?

Because I'm Missing 20 Bucks.

Ok, I'm Outta Here.

Scott, You Didn't...

No Way.

Wait A Minute.

With My X-Ray Vision, I Can See Money In Your Backpack.

You Have To Believe Me.

I Don't Know How It Got In There.

I'm Not Really Into The "Believing Scott" Business These Days.

Scott, If This Is A Cry For Help,

You Need To Talk To Us.

Honey, Regardless, We're Gonna Have To Punish You For Stealing.

What?! I Didn't Take The Money!

And Lying About It, Scott.

I'm Holding The Money In My Hand.

All Right, That's It. No Soccer.

What?!

For At Least A Month.

You Can't Do That!

We're Picking A Captain In Two Days.

This Isn't Fair.

No Soccer?

That's What They Said.

I Can't Believe They Think I Took The Stupid Money.

What I Don't Get Is How Come The Money Got Inside The Backpack.

I Mean...

It Beats Me, Man.

Weird.

I Would Love To Know Your Secret.

I Can't Even Get Them To Hand In Their Homework.

Good Job.

Thank You.

What Are You Gonna Do To Him?

Nothing. You Said This Kid Saved Your Life, Right?

I'm Not Gonna Do Anything.

I'm Grateful.

Perfect Match.

You Know, I Think It's Time I Met This Scott Marshall.

[ Intercom ] Good Morning, Students Of Centennial School.

Please Go To Your Classrooms Now.

Hey, Did You See That Totally Lame Adventure Program Last Night?

Stunk. But For Some Reason, I Couldn't Turn It Off.

Yeah. Me Too.

Oh, Scott. They Need To See You In The Principal's Office.

Remember, Corporal Punishment Is Illegal In This State.

Thanks.

This Is Quite An Honor For You, Scott.

Earth Protectors Has Picked You

Out Of All The Students To Test Their Latest Product.

Have Fun.

Thanks, Miss Parker.

Welcome To Earth Protectors.

You Have Been Individually Selected

For This Special Earth Protectors Upgrade.

Listen Very Carefully To The Following Instructions.

It Is Very Important That You Answer All Of The Following Questions

Honestly And Accurately.

Ok, Scott, Let's Start With A Few Simple Questions

About Your Family.

Likes, Dislikes, Weaknesses.

You Know, This Way, Nina Can Reconfigure The Parameters Of The Software

And We'll Be Able To Enslave Your Parents.

Scott! Hey, Come Here!

Scott. Hey. What Was That All About?

No Idea. It Was Totally Stupid.

I Just Sat Down And They Said I Could Go.

But You Were There For Almost Two Hours.

Are You Sure?

Yeah. I Mean, You Missed Math And P.E.

Personally, I'd Be Doing A Victory Dance Right About Now.

See You Later.

Here, Scott. They Wanted To Make Sure I Gave This One To You.

Now, Forget, Tonight's Homework Must Be Done With A Parent.

It's Her?

Scott, Watch Where You're Going.

Why Don't You Watch Where You're Going?

Sorry. I'd Love To Stay And Chat,

But I Gotta Go.

And I'm Positive It Was The Same Woman From The Fire

That Was Getting Into The Software Company Van.

Strange Coincidence.

The Police Never Found Her After You Set Her Down.

And When I Went To The Office,

I Thought I Was There For Two Minutes.

But Randy Said I Was There For Two Hours.

They Called You Into The Office?

Not Because I Was In Trouble,

But The President Of Earth Protectors

Wanted To Talk To Me Personally.

Remember You Said Somebody Was Using A Mind-Control Device?

Well, This Is It.

Scott, I Don't Think Anybody Is Trying

To Take Over The Minds Of Your Junior High.

Yeah, You're All Already Pretty Mindless.

Ok, But What About When Everybody Wore Blue?

And Maybe It's Why You Think I Took The Money.

Ha. Here We Go.

I Knew It'd Get Back To That.

Please. Just Look At It.

They Insisted That I Do It With My Parents.

Ok. Adam, Man The Plug.

If Anything Weird Happens, Blast It.

I'm On It.

Welcome To Earth Protectors.

Hi, Kids. Today's Lesson Is About Compost.

There's Nothing I Like More Than A Big Serving Of Garbage.

So, Kids, Let's Have Fun...

I'm Sure Any Minute Now,

This Thing'll Convince You To Take Over The World Or Something.

Scott.

You've Got To Take Responsibility For Your Actions, Son.

Wait.

Wait!

Mom, You're Supposed To Watch This And Help Me With My Homework.

Welcome To Earth Protectors.

Listen Very Carefully To The Following Instructions.

Earth Protectors Will Tell You Exactly What To Do.

Earth Protectors Will Tell You Exactly What To Do.

Good Morning, Ma'am.

Good Morning, Sir.

Excuse Me. Can I Have Everyone's Attention, Please?

This Is A Hold-Up.

Where's Bronze Eagle? Where Are They?

Where Are They? They Should Be Here By Now If It Worked.

The Program Just Said, Wake Up, Get Dressed,

And Report Here For Further Instructions.

Nothing Complicated.

Oh, I Asked Them To Run A Few Errands For Me On The Way.

Well, I Figured They Might As Well Make Themselves Useful.

Malcolm, Adult Minds Are Almost Impossible To Control.

I Mean, The More Complicated...

[ Crash ]

Sounds Like Them Now.

Hello?

Mrs. Rosen Here, Reporting For Duty.

What Is Going On Here?

I Have No Idea.

Ok, Don't Worry. I'll Take Care Of It.

You Just Go See What's Wrong With That Program.

I'll Handle This. I Will.

I Think We Need To Take A More Direct Approach.

Thank You, Dear.

Thank You.

Scott, This Isn't The Disc I Gave You Yesterday.

It's Not?

Remember, Yours Was Different From Everybody Else's.

Miss Parker.

Scott, Did You Hear?

Amy's Mom Robbed The Bank.

What?!

Boys, Settle Down.

Yeah, The Police Are Out Looking For Her Right Now.

She Must've Gotten My Disc When We Fell.

Come On, I Gotta Go.

Uh, The Bell Has Rung.

What's Going On?

Uh, Sick. Very Sick.

Gotta Go. Randy Is Too.

Sick. Sick. Oh! Ooh, Tummy!

Oh, Head! Oh! Uh, Come On!

Randy! Scott!

Hey, Scott, You Know, At My House

When There's An Emergency, We Do The Kookiest Thing--

We Call 9-1-1, Ok? Not Our Grandparents.

You Were Right, Scott.

I Knew It!

E.P. Headquarters.

You Know Where That Is?

Yes.

They've All Gone To That Location.

It's Gotta Be A Trap.

Well, I'm Gonna Provide Some Backup, Just In Case.

Ok, I'll Meet You There. All Right. Bye.

Come On!

It's Just As I Thought. The Kids Are In Trouble.

They All Got Emergency Pages

From A Place Called Earth Protectors.

Scott Thinks It's A Set-Up.

Well, We Better Call Somebody.

The Fantastic Four. Superman--

Superman? You Think Superman Could Do A Better Job Than Me?

Do You Know Who I Am?

I'm...

I-I'm...

Aahhhh!

Eeahhhh!

I'm Steel Condor!

Condor!

Condor!

I Hope You Don't Expect Me To Sew All Those Buttons Back On.

Up, Up And Away!

Up...Up...And Awayyyy!

Ah, I Better Get A Running Start.

Watch Out For That...

Aaahhhh!

Fence.

Looks Like We've All Been Invited To The Same Party.

And Earth Protectors, Whoever They Are,

Is Throwing It.

Maybe We Owe Scott An Apology.

Let's Go.

A Little Theatrical, Don't You Think?

Yes. It Is Theatrical.

Aaahhhh!

A Cage?

I Gotta Tell You,

I Wasn't Sure If This Cage Was Going To Be Able To Hold You Guys.

Well, Considering The Bars Are Made Out Of Aluminum Foil.

But...

I Guess That's All Just Part Of The Game, Huh?

What Exactly Is Your Game?

Brainwashing Kids?

What's Going On?

Kidnapping Housewives?

Stop Me When I'm Warm.

Malcolm! What Are You Doing?

What Is All Of This?

Look, Bronze Eagle, You've Got It All Wrong.

We're Not Criminals.

Really, We're Not. We're Just Trying To Make The World A Better Place.

If You'll Just Give Me A Couple Minutes To Explain--

Nina! Shut Up!

My Delusional And Altruistic Friend Here,

Constantly Fails To See The True Potential

Of Her Own Invention.

I Hope I Don't Come Off Overly Cautious.

What With All The Aluminum Foil And Whatnot.

Amy, I Don't Have Time To Explain,

But Your Mother Didn't Really Rob That Bank.

How Do You Know That?

I'm Pretty Sure It's Part Of A Plot To Capture My Parents.

What Are You Talking About?

Look, But You Have To Trust Me On This--

You Remember That Kid On The Side Of The Building?

The Dorky One?

Well, That Was Me.

Come On!

Steel Condor To The Rescue!

Maybe I Should Have Taken A Cab.

Adam, Right?

You're... Totally Fried... When I Get Out Of Here.

You Know, With Your Powers At My Disposal,

I'll Have No Trouble Eventually Controlling The Mind

Of Every Consumer In The World.

What Makes You Think We'll Cooperate?

I Don't.

But, In Another Minute Or Two With This Aluminum Foil

Soaking Up All Your Energy,

You'll Be Too Weak To Resist Anything.

Malcolm, Why Are You Doing This?

Nina, Gimme The Disc.

No.

I Can't Believe I've Been Such An Idiot.

I Thought That You And I Shared The Same Dream.

Nina, Look,

There's No Reason We Both Can't Accomplish Our Dreams Here, Ok?

I Should Have Known The Day I Caught You Drinking

Out Of That Styrofoam Cup.

Hey, There Were So Many Signs.

I Mean, All Those Beef Jerky Wrappers,

And That Leather Belt You Told Me Came From A Cow

That Died Of Natural Causes.

Get Her Outta Here, Please.

Maybe We're Recycle Her Later.

What Were We Talking About?

Look!

There's My Mom's Motorcycle.

I Was Right!

That's Your Mom's?

Aw, Geez, My Mom Drives A Hatchback.

Hey, There's My Mom's Station Wagon.

Ok, I Feel A Little Bit Better.

Ah, Where's My Grandpa?

He Should Have Been Here By Now.

We Need His Reinforcements.

Scott, If My Mom's In There,

We Can't Just Stand Out Here And Wait.

Let's Go.

Wait. What Are You Guys Talking About?

We Can't Go In There, Ok?

I Mean, We're Not Superheros.

No Super Powers. Rawk! Rawk! Rawk!

So What, Randy. You Don't Need Super Powers To Help People.

Now Come On!

Guys, I'm Probably Not Your Best Bet Here--

Come On!

Guys! No. No. No.

Sshhhh!

At This Point,

I Probably Shouldn't Be Surprised,

But Your Parents Are Bronze Eagle And Warrior Woman?

Yeah, You Got A Problem With That?

No. Just, Uh, Wondering Why They Never Came To Career Day, Right?

So, That Really Was You On The Side Of That Building?

Yeah. Saving People Is Kind Of A Family Business.

But You're Not A Superhero, Right?

Right. How'd You Know That?

Well, You'd Expect A Superhero To Make A Goal

Every Once In A While.

Hello. Hi. Yeah, Can We Just Get A Little Bit Of Focus Here?

I Mean, You Have The Entire 7th Grade To Stare At Each Other.

Am I Right?

We Just Have To Distract Them Long Enough

To Get Into That Cage.

And Them We Have To Get The Cuff Off My Folks, Ok?

Oh, Shoot. And Me Without My Welding Gun.

It's Just Aluminum Foil.

Long Story.

And The Distracting Part?

Don't Worry. I Think I Got A Plan.

Great.

Now, We're Going To Have A Little Training Video.

Don't Move! We've Got You Surrounded!

Take One Step,

And We'll Be Forced To Open Fire!

Nah, They're Bluffing.

Don't Worry About It.

Aaahhhhh!

Where Are They?

I Don't Know.

Where's It Coming From?

Come On!

Get Up!

What? What Was It?

Come On. Let's Go. It's Those Kids.

They're Around Here Somewhere. Find 'Em. Let's Go!

Anybody Up For A Double Dutch?

Go Get 'Em!

Come On!

Wait! Stand Back!

Ah, Yeah... 'Cause, Ah...

One Step Closer,

And You Unleash The Powers Of... The...

Randinator!

Yeah! 'Cause I'm Your Worst Nightmare, Ok?

I Have More Powers--

Powerrrrrs

Than You've Ever Dreamed Of!

And You Know What? There's Nothing You Can Do To Hurt Me.

But There's A Millions Different Things I Can Do To Hurt You!

Whaaaaa!

Whaaaaaa!

This Stuff. Yeah, Come On, Tough Guy.

I Can Eat This Stuff For Breakfast, Huh?

Oww! My Filling.

Ow, Oh!

Come Over Here!

So, I Guess That Leaves You.

I Got Him.

Scott, You've Got To Save Us.

What Are You Doing?

Sorry, Kid. I Know The Foil Hurts,

But I Can't Have You Messing Up Our Plans.

Play Along.

Ah, My Powers!

Get Him Out Of Here.

Aahh. Oohhh.

Our Plans?

You Can't Do This Without Me.

There's No Way I'm Letting You Get Rich Off My Program.

Besides, With My Half Of The Money,

I'll Just Buy The Stupid Rain Forest.

Nina, I Think I Underestimated You.

Three More Minutes And Their Minds Belong To Me.

Us.

What...? What Is That Doing?

What Is That? What Just Happened?

Oh, Ah, Nothing.

Download Interrupted.

There. No Harm Done.

Resume Download.

Hold Up There, Boss.

I Think You Might Want To Use This Disc.

Get Her Out Of Here.

You'll Never Get Away With This.

Download In Progress.

Time Remaining, 2 Minutes 54 Seconds.

Initializing Hyperhypnotic Format.

Mind Control Extensions Enabled.

Commencing Dna Restructure Sequence.

We Have To Do Something.

Total Program Download

In 1 Minute 15 Seconds.

Initializing Brain Stem And Cortex Power Drain.

Yes!

Hey, Kid! Come Back Here!

Gimme That Ball!

Kid, I'm Telling You! I'm Warning You!

Do Something!

Power Drain Program Completion In 30 Seconds.

Total Genetic Restructure In 30 Seconds.

Commencing Temporal Lobe Reprogramming Sequence.

Initializing Synapses Scramble Sequence.

Initializing Memory Blanking.

Total Mind Control In 15 Seconds.

Total Mind Control In 10 Seconds.

Five...

Four...

Three...

Two...

One...

Yes!

Mind Control Download Abort.

Mind Control Download Abort.

Mind Control Download Abort.

Mind Control Download Abort.

Watch Him

While I Go Take Care Of His Friends.

That's My Wife.

Ooohhh.

Scott, I Just Want To Say That I'm Really Proud Of You.

Thanks, Dad.

And It's Like I Said,

You Don't Need Super Powers To Be A Superhero.

Yeah, But I Sure Would Have Been A Lot Easier.

That Should Take Care Of Any Lingering Memories

Of Our Identities.

You Know, If You Guys Could Destroy

The Rest Of The Discs As Well,

I'd Really Appreciate It.

I Realize You Can't Force A Person To Do Something.

And I Think I'd Like To Go Back To Saving The World

One Bag Of Garbage At A Time.

Thanks For Saving My Mom.

You Were Awesome.

Thanks.

Uh, I Would Ask You Something,

But I Don't Want You To Think It's Just Because You Saved My Life.

'Cause I Liked You Before You Did That.

But There's This Dance--

Yes!

Really?

Yes! I Wanted To Ask You, But I Didn't Think You Liked Me.

No Way! I Thought You Didn't Like Me.

No Way!

Adam, Don't.

Mom? Dad?

Scott, She'll Be Fine. She Just Won't Remember

Anything That Happened In The Last Couple Of Hours.

Now, She's Not Going To Remember She Likes Me.

If She Liked You Before, It Shouldn't Matter.

Whoa! All Right, Down, Sparky!

I Mean, Look, I Need All The Brain Cells I Can Get.

All Right? I Mean--

Guys? Wait, Guys, Look. I Promise Not To Tell Anybody.

I Mean Look, Who Would Believe Me, Right?

I Don't Even Believe Me. You Guys Don't Believe Me And--

You Know, You Guys Owe Me.

Ok? I Mean, I Practically Saved Your Lives. Waaaaooo, Remember?

Can I Zap Him Just To Shut Him Up?

We Couldn't Have Done It Without Him.

It Would Be Nice For Scott To Have Someone To Talk To.

Ok.

Yes!

Whoooo! Ok, Come On.

Honey, Is This A Bad Time To Talk About The Laundry?

You're Putting Way Too Much Starch In My--

Aahhhhh!

Steel Condor!

I'm Here To Save The Day!

Uh, Dad, Dad, Dad.

You're Late.

Darn! I Knew I Should Have Taken A Cab.

I Better Sit Down.

Oh, Right Over Here.

Now, All We Have To Do Is Light The Campfire.

Don't Even Think About It, You Little Fire-Starter.

You Know You're Not Supposed To Do That.

Who Appointed You, Smokey The Bear?

Hey?

Hey, Amy?

Pretty Exciting Day, Huh?

What's That Supposed To Mean?

Your Mom Robbing The Bank, And Finding Out She Was Brainwashed?

Good Thing Bronze Eagle And Warrior Woman Showed Up.

Yeah, It Was Really Lucky.

Amy?

Uh...

Good Luck Today.

Thanks. You Too.

Try Not To Choke, Ok?

So Much For Remembering.

Is That Burning Rubber I Smell?

Molly!

Aahhh!

Mom!

Mom!

Ok, Let's Vote For Team Captain Now.

Scott.

Amy.

Scott.

What?

Well, Congratulations, Scott.

You're Ahead By One Vote,

And You're The Only One Who Hasn't Voted.

Ha, Yeah.

Amy.

What?

I Vote For Amy.

All Tied Up Then.

You Two Ok With Being Co-Captains?

Yep. Yep.

You Must Be Very Proud.

I Am.

Let's Play Some Ball.

All Right.

Hey, You Know, I Was Thinking...

Don't You Need A Sidekick?

I Mean, Every Great Superhero Has One.

You Know, The Cool Wise-Cracking Friend That Just Follows Him Around?

Randy? I'm Not A Superhero.

So, Neither Was The Lone Ranger, But He Had Tonto, Huh?

Ok, You Want To Be Tonto?

Actually, No.

But I'd Like To Be That Kato Guy.

You Know, The Guy From The Green Hornet?

I Mean The Green Hornet Was One

Of The Coolest Superheros Of All.

Yeah, He Is A Pretty Nice Guy.

I Like Him A Lot.

You Know Him?

Know Him? He Came To My Birthday Party.