Original subtitles

Hello and welcome to the TC Show.

No, we are not talking about Railway TC's here.

This is 'TC', Tele-Shopping Channel.

I would like to show an AV..

..to our heavy audience.

And don't mistake him for anyone ordinary.

..he's quite a heavy personality.

Our very own Mumbai boy Akhil Lokhande.

I was quite disturbed.

I always wanted to excel in even field.

But these days..

...I'm living my life in 4 XL, 5 XL, 6 XL sizes.

I always wanted to do work equal of six people.

Now when I enter any lift..

...I realize I am equivalent to six people.

I always thought life could never tread on a single wheel.

When there is a will, there is no way.

I always thought how will I pacify my kid.

I am really disturbed.

Friends, this depressing AV was shot two months ago.

Well, let's welcome..

Farhad, Sajid, is the stage firm?

Yes, absolutely.

Please welcome Akhil Lokhande.

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Akhil Lokhande. Wow!

Yöu showed up alone.

I don't see the rest of Akhil Lokhande's anywhere.

Sir, now no more "I'm disturbed".

But I am surprised.

How did this happen?

Hold on.

JO!

Jagtap Capsules!

A unique invention made of Ayun/edic herbs.

A bottle of JC...and yöu're all set.

JO means... - Jagtap Capsules.

Come on.

Turn this Laurel into Hardy. - Yes, sir.

And he should look like Akhil Lokhande.

Sir.. - Stick it properly.

Yöu're not concentrating. - Sir.

The deal was 4000, this is just 2500.

So, yöu didn't put on any weight for it either.

Keep this, a bottle of JC.

Go and build 16 abs.

World record. Be happy.

Yöu've got yöur head in the air.

I will kill yöu.

Why? Are yöu a villain?

Villain?

Don't create a scene here. - Why, are yöu a jester?

Jester.

Don't test me, my hands are not tied. - Why? Are yöu a widow?

Widow?

Why yöu..

Phone's ringing.

Hold him.

Hello.

Yes, I am coming.

I said I am coming.

If I wasn't in such a hurry..

...I would've exacted my money.

Get lost. - It's important, or I wouldn't have spared yöu.

He pretends as if the entire world dances to his tune.

One more.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Stop it. Stop it.

Stop the rehearsals.

Music cut. Music cut.

Remove all the male dancers..

..keep the female dancers.

Boys, pack-up.

Girls, come in the front.

What do yöu mean by "Girls come in the front" Remo sir?

Yöu think yöu can throw us out whenever yöu like?

I know, I'll break yöur teeth?

Why, are yöu a dentist?

Dentist?

I'll crush yöu. - Why, are yöu tobacco?

Tobacco?

I'll will gut yöu. - Why, are yöu Hajmola?

Hajmola, why yöu..

Let go. Let me go.

Hold him.

Hello? Coming.

Let me go. - If l didn't have to leave urgently.

...I would've exacted my money. Understand.

Get lost.

It's important or I wouldn't have spared yöu.

Let go.

Let go. Important?

He pretends as if he'll build a big empire.

Lord...

So Borivali team has set a target.

..of 120 runs for Dombivali's team.

And Dombivali team's opening batsman.

..has arrived on the crease.

One.. Two.

Howzat!

What?

Where did yöu get him from?

It touched my bat.

He'll even give a cripple LBW out.

Now go. - Sir, it hit the bat.

Be quiet, or I'll give yöu out as well.

Howzat!

Howzat!

Howzat!

Howzat!

Howzat!

Howzat!

Howzat!

Here's yöur money.

Akhil, yöu really stirred up things today.

Really!

What can I do? I have to get to my other job..

But this is not done.

Yöur days of raising fingers are over, boy.

Now I will lift my hand. - Why? Are yöu a beggar?

I will send yöu back on a stretcher?

Why? Are yöu a compounder?

I am going to malign yöu.

Why? Are yöu a rag-picker? - Rag..

Let's take care of him!

Now say. Come on.

Here. Keep one note.

Hey... - Hey!

Don't hit. - Let's go.

Now get to yöur other job.

Other work.

Feels like yöu've married to yöur work, not me.

Each day I would kindle my desires..

..on the threshold of hopes.

And today's ‘Kanlachauth’.

The biggest day in yöur wife's life.

Most important.

And yöu came late even today.

Why?

Yöu made me yöur wife.

So why did yöu do this with me?

Why?

Parvati , actually...

...work is just an excuse.

There's someone else in my life.

Kavyanjali.

Dear, please try to.. - Enough!

Enough! Enough!

"Virtuous bonds", Made for Each Other"..

...all these are just too good to be true.

But the truth is... I am just yöur discard.

All I wanted was one smile of joy".

..in my own beautiful world of dreams.

But yöu've proved..

..our union is no Iongerjustified.

Cut it. Very good shot.

Bunch of freeloaders.

Hi.

Our date was fixed before my shoot.

And I am sorry.

What are yöu doing?

Well, I feel like taking yöu to an expensive place today.

Where?

Petrol Station.

Because there's nothing more expensive than that.

Uncle, ball.

Thank yöu.

Yöu know, my life's like this football.

Whoever comes, kicks me and gets ahead.

Yöu'll achieve yöur goal through these kicks, Akhil.

And I know what yöur goal is.

To help yöur father get better.

Poor guy's been in the hospital for a year.

Yöu work day and night to cover his expenses.

But just watch.

Someday he'll be absolutely fine.

Really?

I swear.

Thanks.

Hey.

Forget it. Thief.

Are yöu hitting on me?

Do I look like a ruler to hit on yöu.

Will yöu stick to me? - Do I look like Fevicol to stick to yöu?

Kiss me? - Am I Emraan Hashmi to kiss yöu?

♫Someone dwells in me all day. ♪

♫My days and nights are lost in her. ♪

♫Someone feels so close. ♪

♫As if my head beats in him. ♪

♫There's no cure to... what I've been struck with. ♪

♫Someone touched my head. ♪

♫Whose sights do I owe it to? ♪

♫lf anyone asks, I'll say it's yöu. ♪

♫lf anyone asks, I'll say it's yöu. ♪

♫I'll tell everyone that it's yöur effect. ♪

♫lf anyone asks, I'll say it's yöu. ♪

♫lf anyone asks, I'll say it's yöu. ♪

♫Someone knocks on my heart. ♪

♫..comes in and stays there. ♪

♫What's this sin that has no atone? ♪

♫Someone touched my head. ♪

♫Whose prayers do I owe it to? ♪

♫lf anyone asks, I'll say it's yöu. ♪

♫lf anyone asks, I'll say it's yöu. ♪

♫Wrapped in satin clothes. ♪

♫Filled with abundant of colors. ♪

♫What's this gift I've been bestowed with? ♪

♫What's this gift I've been bestowed with? ♪

♫Don't let it slip through yöur lips. ♪

♫Don't let it slip through yöur lips. ♪

♫My patience's melting for yöu. ♪

♫lf anyone asks, I'll say it's yöu. ♪

♫lf anyone asks, I'll say it's yöu. ♪

So...what do yöu want to say?

Have yöu planned for a candle light Dinner?

Papa's trying to save electricity.

Quiet.

For yöur kind information.

I like my conversation.

..in the isolation of darkness.

Miser!

What happened?

There's no arm-rest on this side.

Yöu get only half the sofa in half the amount.

Hey!

What are yöu doing?

Papa, let me switch on one light.

Sir, I'm here to ask for yöur daughter's hand for marriage.

And do yöu have irritation or objection..

..with the rest of her body?

Meaning?

I mean..

..yöur relation with my daughter is out of question.

Cancellation, rejection!

Why, sir? What lacks in me?

Yöu've something even the rich can't have. - What?

Poverty.

Yöu're poor. - Sir, yöur..

Yöu're a hapless.

There's no strength in this relationship.

Papa!

Yöur daughter's necessities are few..

..that's why this relationship is the best.

What do I want?

Three cotton clothes, two pieces of bread..

...and a single courtyard.

I don't want a palace of sorrows..

..just a hut filled with joy.

Get lost.

Stop reciting yöur TV serial dialogues.

Hey... What's yöur name?

Yeah Akhil Lokhande.

Lokhande!

Listen carefully.

I want a husband for my daughter...

..who's wealthy, and not the person who wants sympathy.

Wealthy.

Now do yöu understand?

Come back when yöu're rich.

Out!

Out!

What if I don't go?

I'll kick yöu? - Why, are yöu a donkey?

I'll break yöur milk-teeth? - Why, are yöu the milkman?

I'll bash yöu so hard. - Why, are yöu a maid?

He's so audacious.

Fine, if yöu like being such a loud-mouth..

..then...swear on this fire..

Yöu won't decide to marry my daughter..

..until yöu become a millionaire.

Come on, swear.

Akhil.. - Don't say anything.

I swear.

First millionaire, then Sakshi's husband.

Papa's trying to trap yöu.

Yöu are trapped.

Laugh all yöu want, sir.

But listen to my mathematics carefully.

I am going to multiply money..

..and soon it will subtract the smile on yöur face.

Yöur mind will get divided..

..and yöur daughter will get added in my life.

Are yöu a mathematics teacher?

Addition.

Papa, electricity's back.

I am ruined.

Who's going to pay the bill?

I am ruined.

I am ruined.

I will kill yöu.

Who will pay my bills?

O Bollywood...who do I pray to..

..so that business is never slow..

..and my shop makes me popular.

Jugnu, give me 'Honeymoon Dvd".

Son, first take ‘Dosti’, then ‘Mohabbatein’.

Then 'Shaadi No.1' and then 'Honeymoon'.

And then..

That's 400 for 4 CDs.

Get out.

What do yöu want? - 'Darr'.

Only 'Darr'. - Yes.

Take Jeet as well. - Why?

Because beyond 'Darr' there's ‘Jeet’ (Victonj).

Show off..

Akhil.

Akhil.

My friend, where are yöu going in such a hurry?

On my way to the hospital.

And after that to work.

I must admit, buddy.

Hold on.

Look, this is 'Baghbaan'.

Four sons couldn't look after their only father.

And yöu alone do four jobs a day for yöur father.

That's not a big thing.

I'm sweating for my own blood.

That's called love.

Yöu've always fulfilled every desire of yöur father.

I'll come with yöu to the hospital now.

And how would uncle be living".

..in the hospital all these clays?

♫Don't try to stop me. ♪

♫Don't object if I follow yöu. ♪

♫Don't try to stop me. ♪

♫Don't object if I follow yöu. ♪

♫I've a right on yöu. Yöu're my delight. ♪

♫Don't be shocked if I obstruct yöur way. ♪

♫Yöu're right beside me. I am right next to yöu. ♪

♫Yöu're right beside me. I am right next to yöu. ♪

♫Yöu're right beside me. I am right next to yöu. ♪

♫Yöu're right beside me. I am right next to yöu. ♪

Akhil?

Oh, God. I am exhausted.

Don't yöu have chest-pain anymore?

What chest-pain?

It's just another excuse.

..to spend another year in this luxurious hospital.

And to get acquainted to nurses like yöu.

But...is it a good thing to squander yöur son's money?

It's bad. It's very bad.

But he's not my son.

He's my ticket to comfort and luxury.

He's my walking ATM counter for me.

Who's this?

Where are yöu going?

Son, yöu've arrived.

Am I a fax, to arrive?

Look, yöu're turning red.

Am I a traffic light to turn red?

Look, son, yöu're over-doing it.

Am I a bowler to do an over?

I treated yöu like God.

Tell me who my father is.

I've no clue.

But 30 years ago..

...I met yöur mother during a rail journey.

Yöu were just a 3-4 years old kid.

Yöu were playing in yöur mother's arms.

And during our conversation.

"Yöur mother narrated her sad story to me.

How yöur father made yöur mother pregnant.

..but not his wife, because..

..there was another mistress in his life.

When yöur mother heard this..

..she left yöur conniving father..

..and was returning in that train.

But just then...

...the train met with accident.

And yöur mother passed away.

But yöu survived .

It's the grace of God, Akhil. Yöu survived.

If I hadn't survived that day, would I be..

I've yet to get to the point.

The interesting pan comes now.

The Rail Minister arrived at the accident spot.

And he announced that.

..any family with even on deceased member..

...will get 1 lakh as compensation.

Sol picked up his trunk, and him..

..and pretended as he was my son and..

Beat him. - I am dead!

Beat him. - Oh, God!

More.

Old man..

Yöu really gave him a sound beating.

Very good.

Old man.

As yöu sow...so shall yöu reap.

I can't believe this.

Yöur bachelor father's shown us such a dirty picture.

The question is Akhil, what is yöur existence.

Because this is reality. Real life.

This isn't 'Golmaal' where yöu'll find an old trunk..

..in the house like Ajay Devgan did.

Well, let's imagine that yöu do find a trunk.

Yöu do.

But it's not necessary that yöu'll open it up..

...and just like in Manisha's film 'Love Letter'..

..it would have yöur mother's love letters.

..and yöu'll find those too.

Well, we're filmy people. Let's take some Iibefly.

Let's assume that yöu found the love letters as well.

It's not necessary that yöu'll also find a locket.

...like Jeetendra did in this film 'Locket'.

Since I took Jeetendra's name, let's take some more liberty.

Even if yöu find the locket.

Yöu won't find yöur parent's photo in the locket.

Even if yöu find yöur father's picture..

..yöur father won't turn out to be a millionaire.

Pannalal Johri.

Yes, Pannalal Johri.

Bangkok's diamond king.

He can't be yöur father.

My father's Pannalal Johri.

What? - Yes.

What? - Yes.

Akhil, yöu're a millionaire.

Jugnu.

I am a millionaire. - Yes.

Jugnu. I am a millionaire.

What did I just press? - What's this?

Bangkok's diamond merchant.

...multi-millionaire Pannalal Johri passed away today.

Pannalal Johri was a renowned personality in Bangkok.

Akhil.

Akhil.

Yöur father wasn't even born yet..

..and he Died.

Yöu're so unlucky.

Yöu're doomed.

Akhil.

Akhil.

Akhil.

Akhil.

I'll get water for yöu.

I hope my friend doesn't die.

Akhil.

Akhil, the shock's made yöu mad.

Jugnu, it's not the shock, I am mad with joy.

Yöu heard the bad news, not the complete news.

Listen. Listen.

So what about his property worth 3000 crores.

Because he has no heir, or wife and kids.

If any of his relative turns up..

..then he'll be the owner of 3000 crores overnight.

Now yöu drink the water.

Some more.

Jugnu, my father's dead..

..and I am not happy about it.

In fact, I am very happy.

Why?

Because he betrayed my mother.

That's why Lord took away my father..

...and served me justice.

He gave me all these evidence..

..so that I can prove to the world..

..that I am Pannalal Johri's son.

Jugnu, now this Slumdog's a millionaire.

♫Johnny Johnny. . ♪ - ♫Yes. ♪

♫Are yöu drinking? ♪ - ♫No. ♪

♫Open yöur mouth. ♪ - ♫Aww. ♪

♫Telling lies. ♪ -♫No.. ♪

♫Johnny Johnny. . ♪ - ♫Yes. ♪

♫Have yöu been drinking? ♪ - ♫No.. ♪

♫Open yöur mouth. ♪ - ♫No.. ♪

♫Telling lies. ♪ - ♫No.. ♪

♫No, no, no. ♪

♫I've not been drinking. ♪

♫I've not been drinking. ♪

♫I've not been drinking. ♪

♫I've been forced to drink. ♪

♫I've been forced to drink. ♪

♫It's all okay. ♪

♫I'm having fun. ♪

♫ln the bar, in the car. ♪

♫She's got thousands of problems. ♪

♫She keeps drinking all the while and says.. ♪

♫This is my first. ♪

♫ln the bar, in the car. ♪

♫He sways like he's drunk. ♪

♫He keeps drinking all the while and says.. ♪

♫I'll stop drinking at dawn. ♪

♫Never listens to anyone. ♪

♫Bad habits all the while. ♪

♫On even bottle he says.. ♪

♫This is the last one for the day. ♪

♫Never listens to anyone. ♪

♫Bad habits all the while. ♪

♫On even bottle she says.. ♪

♫This is the last one for the day. ♪

♫Johnny Johnny. ♪

♫Chug it Chug it. ♪

♫Johnny Johnny. ♪

♫This is the last one for today. ♪

♫Johnny Johnny. ♪

♫This is the last one for today. ♪

♫Johnny Johnny. ♪

♫Chug it Chug it. ♪

♫This is the last one for today. ♪

♫Johnny Johnny. ♪

♫Yes... ♪

♫Do yöu see two? ♪ - No.. ♪

♫Open yöur eyes.. ♪ - Aww. ♪

♫Telling lies.. ♪ - No.. ♪

♫Either birthday or wedding. ♪

♫Either full or half. ♪

♫My buddies ganged up on me. ♪

♫Either happiness or tension. ♪

♫Every day it's a new reason. ♪

♫All yöu want is attention. ♪

♫No, no, no. ♪

♫I've not been drinking. ♪

♫I've not been drinking. ♪

♫I've not been drinking. ♪

♫I've been forced to drink. ♪

♫I've been forced to drink. ♪

♫I'm full now! ♪

♫No more partying from tomorrow. ♪

♫ln the bar, in the car. ♪

♫She's got thousands of problems. ♪

♫She keeps drinking all the while and says.. ♪

♫This is my first. ♪

♫ln the bar, in the car. ♪

♫He sways like he's drunk. ♪

♫She keeps drinking all the while and says.. ♪

♫I'll stop drinking at dawn. ♪

♫Never listens to anyone. ♪

♫Bad habits all the while. ♪

♫On even bottle he says.. ♪

♫This is the last one for the day. ♪

♫Johnny Johnny. ♪

♫Chug it Chug it. ♪

♫Johnny Johnny. ♪

♫This is the last one for today. ♪

WOW, Akhil.

From "l am really troubled" to "l am really rich".

Crazy boy.

He's trying to stop the king..

..from entering his own palace.

Papa.

Papa, it's yöur son..

This is terrible.

I've been orphaned again.

What's this guy blabbering about?

Please.

Yöu look like an Indian. - I am Habibullah Sheikh.

Pannalal's right-hand.

His lawyer.

Mister, how did this happen?

The diamond from Johri sir's ring fell in his potato wedges.

And he swallowed the diamond instead.

And...he died in 2 minutes.

He's not a noodles to die instantly.

Address him with respect. Do yöu know who he was?

He was my father.

He's my papa.

My dad.

Now give me the money.

Hanky.

What did yöu hear?

Money.

Corrupt mind!

Papa, yöu can't speak properly.

This man can't hear properly.

Life without yöu is no fun.

Because I've turned into an orphan.

Yöur memories are still in this bungalow, isn't it?

So...now I will live in this bungalow.

..with yöur memories.

The car yöu took to the office, that huge car..

..now I'll drive to the office in it.

I'll find yöur company while handling yöur company papa.

What is it?

I would like to talk to yöu on an important issue.

What? - Talk.

Talk?

Akhil, I don't need to investigate.

I mean question yöu.

What?

Why can't yöu be Pannalal Johri's son?

Have some tea.

Every year, when India can produce children..

"Equivalent to population of Australia..

..then why can't Pannalal sir produce yöu?

Is that logic enough for yöu? - Yes.

He's from Bangkok, I'm from Borivali. Is that okay?

I've another logic for that. - Go ahead.

If India's Sania Mirza, Pakistan's Shoaib Malik..

..can be husband and wife.

Then why can't Bangkok's Pannalal Johri and..

Hold on. Have yöu studied LAW?

Yes?

No, because...this concerns 3000 crores, Lulla sir.

Hey! That's Habibullah.

Look, my father's given me this name..

..with great love and affection.

So please.. - I mean, yöu're a lawyer.

Won't yöu ask for any evidence?

Like these...love-letters written by my father.

This locket.

Family album.

But these days any fraud can forge all this..

..with the help of computer graphics.

So here's my blood.

This will prove that I am his blood.

D.N.A.

'Daddy's Najayaz Aulad' (Daddy's illegitimate son).

These things aren't needed, son.

I recognized yöu at first sight.

Yöur mother's name was Shanti Devi, right?

Yes.

Sometimes, my boss would feel embarrassed..

..and mention about her to me.

Fine.

So tell me, Habibullah sir, when can I take over.

Yöu can't take over..

..because someone's already over-taken yöu.

What do yöu mean?

Pannalal made a Will before he died.

And he transferred his entire property to someone else.

Who is it?

Does he have another illegitimate son?

Any son?

More than a son?

This is a conspiracy.

A big game-plan.

Hold on.

Did he show yöu any proof?

Letter. . .locket. . father's picture.

Did the DNA matched?

Then damn it.

How can he be my father's heir?

How dare he try to assert his right on my property?

No!

I won't let this happen.

Who's that rascal?

Where's that rascal?

Rascal!

Pannalal Johri's was cremated only a while ago..

..and yöu've already usurped his seat.

It's about 3000 crores.

Everyone's conscience is for sale.

But I am the real heir of Pannalal Johri, not yöu.

All this belongs to me.

This property is only mine.

Did yöu hear?

Turn the chair around.

Look at me.

Look into my eyes.

Turn the chair around!

He's Pannalal Johri's heir.

His sweet, adorable and only...

..and more than a son.

But he's a dog.

For God's sake, don't call him a dog. - Why?

Because his name's Entertainment.

Why E nteflainment?

Why? Why not?

If pigeons can be called 'Masakali'.

Horse can be called 'Badal' (Cloud).

If Mahila Jaywardhane can be a male's name.

Then why can't his name be Entertainment?

Look, Akhil.

Pannalal Johri was really sad..

..after yöur mother's accident.

He started repenting .

He was living like a live monument.

For years he attempted to find yöu two..

..in many continents.

But then he got disappointed.

...and after getting disconnected from everyone".

..tried to kill himself on his pavement.

That's when he...he saved his life.

Hello, sir.

Since then he dwelled in the basement of his heart

He became the 'Pepsodent of his brush'.

The peppermint in his life.

The instrument of his music.

And his name.. - I know.

Became Entenainment.

Now tell me...if Pannalal hadn't given his property.

...to Entertainment, then who else would he give it to.

My millionaire father gave his property to a dog.

To a dog!

I am ruined.

My father made my life worse than a dog.

I am ruined.

I am poor again.

Hello. - Akhil, this is Jugnu speaking.

Shocked to hear my voice, aren't yöu?

I am in Bangkok.

Jugnu.

A Slumdog DID became the billionaire.

What do yöu mean? What are yöu saying?

Yöur buddy's been orphaned again. - No.

I am ruined. - No.

I've lost the 3000 crores. - No, this isn't possible.

Akhil. Hello, Akhil.

I really can't believe this again.

A dog's name 'Entertainment'.

The dog's name is shocking for yöu.

But he usurped my 3000 crore..

..that isn't shocking for yöu.

3000!

That dog.

By the way, is he a male or a female?

I've an idea.

Take a stone and hurl it at him.

If HE runs, he is male.

Or if SHE runs, she is female.

Whether he's a male or a female, but he stole my bone.

Sorry, sorry.

I can understand what I am asking yöu.

Look, Akhil. Don't be sad.

Yöu please dived yöur mind from this dog.

Forget the dog.

Look, I'm sure yöu haven't eaten anything since yesterday.

Eat something.

Will yöu..

Would yöu like a Hot Dog?

Don't beat me like a dog.

Save me kids.

Jugnu.

What now?

I'll go crazy if I stay here.

Come on, let's go back to India.

Are yöu crazy, Akhil?

Yöu want to go back to India.

How will yöu face Saakshi?

Akhil, yöu are going to let a dog live yöur life..

..and live like a dog yöurself.

Akhil, yöu're the hero of this story.

And that dog's the villain.

And the hero always kills the villain.

Take the history of Bollywood for example.

Gabbar, Shaakal, Mogambo.

They all died a dog's death.

And he's already a dog.

Easy job!

He has to die, and like a dog.

Do anything yöu want.

Shoot him, stab him, slam him on the ground.. - No!

But kill him. - No! No!

I can't kill anyone.

Not just anyone but the one who's taken yöur wealth.

The one who has ruined yöur destiny.

The one who has brought yöu on the street.

Akhil, I say for yöur right, yöu have to kill the dog.

Akhil, yöu have to kill the dog.

Akhil, for the sake of yöur right, just kill the dog.

Yöu should kill the dog.

Kill the dog.

Kill that dog.

Kill the dog...Akshay Kumar.

Yöu mutt...I'll kill yöu.

Entertainment, it's time for yöur exercise.

Come. Climb on.

All the mills in the world have closed down.

There's just one working mill, that's the Treadmill.

Please climb up.

Climb up

This is not a local train that he'll climb up.

Hello, Akhil. - Hello.

Hello.

Bone from underpants.

I'll help yöu.

Wonderful. Yöu were really amazing.

So please make me Entertainment's caretaker.

I see.

He served papa till his last breath. - Yes.

And in return, I'll serve him till his last.

Please.

Please. Please, sir.

Please don't say, Zardullah. - Hey.

That's Habibullah!

Are yöu crazy?

Habibullah! Habibullah!

Sorry!

Fine.

From now on yöu will always look after him. - Yes.

Habibullah! - Yes.

Habibullah!

Let the war begin.

When the dog comes and holds this, he will..

...he'll get electrocuted and he'll die.

Come on.

Come on, everything's in place. - Come on.

Switch it on.

The dog's coming.

Hurny up. Shut UP..

Let's get out of here.

He's here.

The dog didn't get electrocuted?

Check it. - I did fix it properly.

Akhil!

Save me.

Save me.

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

How much more are yöu going to beat me?

Are yöu fine?

I am okay.

How's he going to die?

Help! Help!

Jugnu, save me.

I'll save yöu.

Akhil, my friend.

Stop it. Stop it. Stop hitting me.

Yöu dog!

♫Traitor, yöur heart is a traitor. ♪

♫For yöu, it doesn't listen to me. ♪

♫Let's see who wins, head or me. ♪

♫Head has become mischeivous. ♪

♫I've been habituated to yöu. ♪

♫World say, this is a bad habit. ♪

♫I've been habituated to yöu. ♪

♫World say, this is a bad habit. ♪

He's addicted too.

He's gone.

Either he'll be lost in the jungle.

Or he'll be some wild animal's toast.

Let's watch it live. - Forget it.

Come on. - Forget it, let him die.

Come on. It'll be fun.

Careful Akhil, it's really high

Careful. Careful. - Careful.

Akhil if we fall from here, we'll get broken into pieces.

Akhil.

Akhil.

Akhil.

Stop.

Slop!

Akhil.

Where did my Akhil go?

Get rid of this problem from the root.

Why did yöu hit me?

We'll first make him smell the chloroform.

..and then tie him up.

Or tie him up first and then dope him with chloroform?

Is he gone?

He's done for, Tie him up.

He'll fall now.

3000 crores is now all ours.

Pick him up.

Jugnu, let's leave him on the terrace.

Once he falls down, there's no surviving.

Oh no...

No!

I won't spare yöu.

Oh no...

Akhil. - Jugnu!

The dog is hungry.

Pour it.

Pour the entire thing.

He's dead for sure today.

Come on. - Let's go.

He's dead for sure today.

Drink it sir.

Entertainment.

Drink it.

Entertainment.

Entertainment.

I am so hungry. I've to get to the court as well.

I am getting late.

Zehreela (poisoned). - Hey! That's Habibullah!

No. No.

Look, yöu should never interfere.

His head isn't beating.

Do something.

We'll be hanged for it. Do something.

What do I do? Yes.

Get up. - Here, Akhil.

Wake him up.

Bravo.

Save him somehow.

This is an iron.

Close the door. Close the door.

Rascal, yöu handed me irons.

Water! Give me water!

My chest is burning.

That mutt Entertainment has made our life hell.

Pannalal yöu scoundrel.

Who gave yöu the idea to raise a dog?

Give that here. - Yöu rascals.

Who are those two with him? - Open the door.

They look like villains.

Look.

He looks like the villain from Dabbang 1..

..and he is from Dabbang 2. Isn't it?

But...how are they connected with this family?

Hey what are yöu doing?

Get up.

Very good, brother Karan.

Come on, Arjun. - Yes.

My Lace is open.

Brother, give me a minute.

I told yöu, Arjun, I don't want any goof up.

Yöu did.

But mother always said..

..if yöur shoe-laces are open, don't run.

Don't be so mad, brother.

I am yöur own blood. - Yes.

But because of yöur actions I feel like murdering yöu.

Yöu're a criminal mind, after all..

..it's bound to have such thoughts.

Yöu'll really go far, Arjun.

Wherever yöu go, people will say "Keep moving".

Yöu won't be able to sell yöurself if yöu want to.

I'm sure yöu were born after 1000 dogs died.

But yöu're still alive.

Yöu mean...l am a dog?

Are yöu asking or telling, brother Karan?

Arjun.

Mother was right yöu don't love me.

After all, I'm yöur step-brother.

♫When has the sun been away from the sky.. ♪

♫..when has the moon been away from the rays. ♪

♫When has aroma been away from breeze.. ♪

♫..when has spring being away from the garden ♪

♫This is the bond of love. ♪

♫Its confluence of many centuries. ♪

♫This is the bond of love. ♪

♫Its confluence of many centuries. ♪

I love yöu a lot.

Yöu see, were supposed to be released in 2 days.

But since it was yöur birthday.

...I planned this escape.

Yöu won't find a brother like me.

I can give it in writing.

And if there is, then...

Yöu eat.

What happened, brother?

Why did yöur eyes widen?

Pannalal Johri is dead.

This means, brother..

...the one we've trying to kill all these years, is finally dead.

The old man.

even time we tried to kill him..

..his pet dog would interfere and save him.

Brother, now we're the heir to his 3000 crore..

..because we're his first cousins?

Second!

But what's important is...

..we're his only relatives.

Then we should prepare to get out of here, brother Karan.

Arjun, stop being so brazen.

We'll be released in 2 days.

And next day we'll enter the Johri Mansion.

WOW, Akhil.

I'll have to mention that it's a fabulous mansion.

So awesome.

It's an exquisite place.

I bet yöu spent quite a lot on it.

There's an antique fan as well.

Is this male or female?

Male or female?

I mean is it Bajaj or Usha?

By the way...the owner of this house..

..has gone to his favorite place Snow white Arena..

..which is 3 hours away from here.

Because that's the only place where it snow falls.

I see.

By the way, what would yöu like to have?

I will drink. That too neat.

Yöu should've added water.

No, no. This is my daughter's in-laws home.

Water is forbidden for me here.

I would like to get my daughter..

...married to the heir of this house.

The heir of this house?

Yes.

With yöur daughter? - Yes.

He's Enter..

Yes, he has already entered... in her heart

Curses!

He's.. - Exactly, they are crazy about each other.

Say something.

She keeps barking in the serials.

She barks? - Yes.

Do something.

Ready?

Now see.

Action.

Uncle. I swear on God..

..we're two bodies, one soul. - Wonderful.

He's my mornings and my dawn. - Very good.

His feet...is where my pilgrimages lie. - Wonderful.

He has four legs as well.

But how is this possible?

Yöu barked.

Not me, maybe it came from there..

See...

...they're eyeing each other like Romeo-Juliet.

Uncle, this is the effect of love at first sight.

Yöu mean it's about love at first bite.

Fine, it's done. Okay.

Come on.

Pay respects to yöur future father-in-law.

Come on.

Pay respects to yöur future father-in-law.

Come, son-in-law.

Why are yöu standing there? Come on.

What's this?

What's what?

Not what, what. What's this?

He's yöur son-in-law.

Son...

My...

The heir to 3000 crore.

Pannalal John's heir, Entertainment.

Yöu mean...Pannalal Johri..

..gave 3000 crore to this dog and died.

Yes.

Papa.

Papa, please listen.. - Uncle, please listen.

Please, listen.

Give me one more chance.

I'll keep yöur daughter happy.

Just one chance. I'll be rich.

I promise yöu. Please listen to me.

My fate will change.

Yöur fate will never change.

Papa, please. - Get in.

Yöu'll always be poor.

What's the point of being Pannalal Johri's son?

Yöu turned out to be a disappointment.

And that dog Entertainment..

..turned out to be the real heir to the wealth.

Dog?

Uncle, listen to me.

Akhil Lokhande, forget Saakshi forever.

♫I want to ask God what has he done. ♪

♫Why did he take back the gift he had bestowed me upon? ♪

The heir to 3000 crore...a dog.

Stop the car!

What happened?

Dear...

...do yöu admit that, post marriage..

...every man becomes a dog.

I suggest that...

...yöu marry the dog.

Papa!

That rascal Pannalal gave all his wealth to that dog.

But that dog...separated me from Saakshi forever, Jugnu.

That's why, Akhil..

...we'll have to think of a full-proof plan..

..to kill the dog.

What's to think? Let's shoot him.

We won't get the wealth if we kill the dog.

It will go to that son of his.

So what do we do?

Expiry date.

How long do dogs live?

Maximum 12-13 years.

That Entertainment will conk out in few years.

For now we've just one target.

Akhil.

And we'll have to find a special place..

..to take care of him.

And that special place is... Snow White Arena.

I will kill that dog in his favorite place.

Akhil, yöu're done for.

Entertainment, yöu're done for!

I see.

So tomorrow he's going to kill the dog.

And we wolves. .

.. Will kill him.

One arrow...we kill two sparrows.

But, brother, why will we kill sparrows?

Go...fetch!

Yes.

Die yöu rascal!

Akhil!

Entertainment!

Entertainment!

Entertainment! - Akhil.

Akhil, what are yöu doing?

Have yöu gone crazy?

We got what we wanted. He's dead.

He saved my life.

Entertainment!

Entertainment!

Entertainment!

Entertainment!

Entertainment!

Akhil.

Today...

...an animal taught me a lesson on humanity.

Akhil.

Akhil.

Today...

...an animal taught me a lesson on humanity.

♫What is loyalty and what is trust. ♪

Entertainment!

♫..I have learnt it from yöu. ♪

♫What is head and what is love.. ♪

♫..l have learnt it from yöu. ♪

♫I have learnt it from yöu. ♪

♫I have learnt it from yöu. ♪

I must admit, he's two-in-one.

He was Royal.

But the dog's loyal as well.

Dog?

No Entenainment.

Entertainment.

Earlier, when we tried to bump-off Pannalal..

..the dog interfered.

And even this time, he interfered in our plans.

We'll have to do something, Arjun.

Or that dog will always taint our face.

By the way, brother, yöur face looks tainted.

Johri sir..

Mr. Johri..

Father.

I forgive yöu for whatever yöu did with yöur this son.

And for whatever I did with yöur son..

...I apologies for it.

I must admit.

Yöu turned out to be a true diamond merchant.

Yöu're a good assessor.

Entertainment!

Only a real assessor can recognize a true gem.

Pannalal Johri.

Yöur son deserves all this.

Not this son.

See yöu, father.

Entertainment...

...do yöu know why the truth hurts.

Because truth has a point.

And that point is...

...that yöu're right and I am wrong.

Sorry...for trying to kill yöu.

Thank yöu...

..for showing me the way.

Goodbye.

And yes...

...if anyone calls me a dog..

...I'll consider it an honor.

Sanjay Leela Bhansali. - What?

The names of my three lawyers.

Mr. Sanjay. Ms. Leela and Mr. Bhansali.

Poor clears have been doing rounds of the court for us.

Court? - Yes.

Films succeed because of three things.

And these days our case is also thriving on three things.

Entertainment!

Entertainment!

Entertainment!

What? - Well, yöu're forgetting..

..that many years ago, Pannalal Johri..

...had started a Private Ltd Company.

...called The Entertainment Company.

Yöu're right.

But for his dear Entertainment.

But, Pannalal Johri made his second cousins, which is us..

..the major shareholders.

But what did yöu do under the pretext of that relation.

Forge"!

Pannalal Johri caught yöu two red-handed..

..and also fired yöu two.

I see.

Arjun, we didn't receive any termination order.

Not at all.

What do yöu want to prove?

Just that we're still the existing owners..

...of that Entertainment Company.

And according to Mr. Pannalal Johri's Will...

By the way, why am I talking to yöu?

Ms. Leela, I'm sure yöu've a copy of that Will.

Please read it out.

I, Pannalal Johri, in my right state of mind..

...bequeath my entire property.

...and bank balance to Entertainment.

Yes!

Entertainment Company belongs to us..

...and this property's in the name of Entertainment.

So, the heir to 3000 crore is not this dog, but..

...it's the owners of the company called Entertainment!

Entertainment!

Entertainment!

But in Will, doesn't mention company..

..instead it's loyal dog.

...of the word 'Dog' in the will.

The reason is that he never considered him a dog.

Court doesn't believe in emotions..

..it believes n facts, Mr. Dracula.

That's Habibullah!

And listen.

If there's no 'Dog' mentioned in the Will..

...then there's no 'Company' mentioned either.

Very smart.

And now.. Not yöu.

In the company of our lawyers, the court will decide..

..and also prove who's the rascal..

..and who's a mangy cur.

After all the views..

...Court is passing the judgment in the favour of...

Karan and Arjun, They are the rightful owner Of the Johri Empire.

Pannalal Johri's wealth... goes to these two rascals!

How?

We'll tell yöu.

Yöu see...a good lawyer knows the law.

And the best lawyer knows the judge.

1500 for me.. - And 1500 for me.

Yöu dog, I know yöu understand everything.

Now listen to me carefully.

Actually, yöu're no more than a street-mutt.

So stay there.

If yöu need to pee, then find a lamp-post.

If yöu feel hungry.

..then feed on the left-over from the waste-dump.

Yöu're a dog, so live like one.

Right, brother.

Yes, but before that.

Let's take back what's ours.

What are yöu doing?

Along with this property, this leash belongs to us too.

And stopping us means breaking the law.

Time flies by when yöu're with a kin.

But with time yöu know who yöur kin is.

'Look what I brought for yöu.'

'Look'

'Just for yöu .'

'Since yöu entered my life..'

'There's only entertainment.'

'No sorrows.'

'Yöu're not my son, but yöu're no less either.'

Get out!

Get out! - Get lost!

Get lost!

Johri's dog. - Got nowhere to go.

Lord, even in Yöur presence..

Loyalty has lost.

And betrayal won!

Why are yöu looking that way?

Yöu think someone will come to help us..

..from that direction.

Surprised.

How I came back?

I was about to board the flight to lndia..

..when I read this news.

I had to come.

Yöu see, father's last wish was..

..that yöu be the heir to this wealth.

And...a son will have to do something.

..to fulfill his father's last wish.

After all, I am his blood.

DNA.

Daddy's Najayaz Aulad (Daddy's illegitimate son).

But...his son.

Earlier I formed a bond with father for the wealth.

Now, for the sake of that same bond..

...I will get yöu yöur wealth back.

And yes, Entenainment.

We're with yöu.

Just wait and watch.

We'll first have to break Karan and Arjun's unity.

And then their strength will be over.

And then we'll make them confess to their crimes..

..and have them thrown out in the streets.

What do yöu say, Akhil?

Wonderful. Amazing. I'm speechless.

But it's very difficult to separate these two brothers.

Don't worry about that, Ab...dullah, sir.

We'll do what the British did with us!

Divide...and Rule!

Now we dogs...

...will teach those rascals a lesson.

Careful, brother.

Entertainment.

I guess he's here for revenge.

Revenge?

Yöu want revenge?

How will yöu do it?

Like RajnikanL.

Or like Spiderman.

What can one dog do?

What can he do?

I'll show him...by running over him with my car. Come on.

Brother, I'll run-over him.

No, I'll do it, I'm the elder one.

I am the yöunger one.

Why don't yöu understand? It's just one dog.

Yöu won't look good running over one dog.

I want to run over him.

Brother, do yöu love me or not?

What's brotherhood got to do with our love?

Listen to me.. - But..

With this car, we'll send him off on his final..

Wait!

Stay!

Sit!

Roadside Entenainment.

At first even I thought they were wrong.

But the court of Bangkok opened my eyes.

..and proved that my father's 3000 crore..

...belongs to them, and not yöu.

If anyone has anything to say, then speak now.

Yöu Bulldog.

Yöu behave like a dog..

..but got the name of a different animal.

Bull.

Stop growling...Pug!

I'll make yöu dance like Shakira, get that.

And yöu....German Shepherd.

Has yöur father ever been to Germany?

And yöu...Boxer!

Did yöur dad ever put on boxing gloves?

And St. Bernard.

If I had a face like yöurs.

...I would've sued my parents.

Now...if anyone has the guts, then come and face me.

What are yöu doing? Go away. Leave.

Leave!

I called for a mobile-towen.

..where did this sim-card come from?

Look, I don't like jokes.

This shorty is no match for me.

Who's got the guts to face me?

Sir, move back.

They're about to attack, sir.

Yöu're a real player.

Thank yöu. - Thank yöu.

Thank yöu. Thank yöu.

Sir, take my advice. And get out of here in yöur car.

Go on. - Yes.

Let's go.

Akhil.

Sir, yöu two hide in the jungle.

I'll deal with them. - Run!

♫Who let the dogs out? ♪

♫Who let the dogs out? ♪

♫Who let the dogs out? ♪

♫Who let the dogs out? ♪

♫Who let the dogs out? ♪

♫Who let the dogs out? ♪

Akhil.

Akhil. - What?

Down there.

Oh my Dog!

Oh my Dog!

Sir, yöur death's between his jaws.

What do I do?

Reverse psychology.

Reverse psychology.

He wants yöu to on.

But yöu laugh instead. Laugh.

Before he blows yöur fuse, confuse the dog.

The ball is in his court

Help!

Akhil.

Oh my Dog!

Help! Save me.

Oh my Dog!

Save us both.

Save yöu both.

Idea, sir.

Where are yöu going?

Sir...don't worry.

I have in my clutches, the leader of these dogs.

Call yöur friends back.

Tell them to get out of here. - Akhil.

Say it aloud.

Yes!

Bite me. Pretend to bite me.

He bit me.

Amazing.

Yöu almost killed that dog.

Sir, am I cigarette to kill him.

I mean yöu scattered them like leaves.

Am I a leaf-blower?

We mean yöu stole our heads.

Am I the government who will steal?

I see. Fire with satire.

Brave man. Brave man.

Please look after yöurself.

Especially from those dogs.

Today they were a 100...

..tomorrow they can come back as 200.

He bit me really hard. - Show.

Show. - Forget it.

Show it. - What can yöu do?

See yöu.

Arjun, he's right.

Brother, shall we hire him.

Let's do.

It will be fun.

The heir to 3000 crore..

...will be our servant and do our bidding.

And he'll also protect us.

We'll have our cakes and get to eat it too.

Don't remind me of that.

3000!

Where did he go?

Are they back?

No, no, no, listen.

Will yöu work for us?

Driver... - Cum Bodyguard.. - Cum Watchman.

Cum..

Since yöu're insisting so much... I'll come.

Made in Thailand.

Sell in thairon

Sell in thairon

Made in Thailand.

Why did yöu stop?

Sir...the castor oil's over.

I'll go get it. - Quickly.

Hello. - Akhil.

Saakshi. - Akhil.

Where are yöu? - In Bangkok.

Whose Kok? - I am in Bangkok.

Oh, yöu're in Bangkok.

Akhil, father's trying to find me a NRI husband.

He still has 2 months left on his tourist visa.

What kind of Dad, yöu gave birth to?

Yöu.. - Saakshi.

Saakshi. Saakshi. - Yes, papa.

Saakshi. listen.

I've found an NRI husband for yöu.

He only doesn't have hand and limbs.

Sometimes yöu'll have to take him to the mall in this bag.

Papa!

Where are yöu getting the castor oil from?

Where are yöu, Akhil?

I am back.

Don't get bored, I'll switch on the television.

WOW!

Indian woman!

Virtues on her mind, sari on her body.

Don't bore me.

This is what yöu call beauty.

One piece item in two piece bikini.

Looks amazing.

Bikinis don't have the etiquette..

...that a 'Sari' and 'Salwar Kameez' have.

Have yöu heard that song?

Have yöu? - Which one?

♫She looked amazing.. ♪

♫covered in the veil. ♪

Sir's right. He's right.

She looked amazing..

..because she was covered only in a viel.

Sir, the yöung sir's right as well.

Bindi on the forehead, kohl in the eyes..

..that's what yöu call a girl.

A girl is someone who has no cover or slip.

Just long legs.

Shut up!

'Sanskrit', 'Sabhyata', 'Sanskaar'. (Cultured, Civilized, Virtue).

Sexy, seductive, sensuality.

The girl should be reflection of yöur mother.

I've the perfect idea for 'Divide and Rule'.

I'll have to bring Saakshi in the picture.

And for that I'll have to find..

...a millionaire son-in-law for his father.

Dear, finally I found a millionaire son-in-law.

Yöur education. - B.Com.

I'm B.Com. - Who cares what ‘Com’ (religion) yöu are.

Are yöu educated? - Yes.

Saakshi, what's yöur favorite color?

Yellow.

Yellow! Yellow!

Dear, then yöu'll definitely like his teeth.

Son, show her yöur teeth.

Papa, he's got three negative qualities.

He smokes, drinks and gambles.

Excuse me.

I've something positive as well.

Tell her. Tell her.

l am

Papa, not here. Papa, not here. Papa, not here.

♫Johnny Johnny.. ♪

♫Johnny Johnny. . ♪

♫Johnny Johnny. . ♪

♫Johnny Johnny. . ♪

♫I've not been drinking. ♪

♫I've not been drinking. ♪

♫I've been forced to drink. ♪

♫I've been forced to drink. ♪

I had sworn, first millionaire..

..then Saakshi's husband.

Yöu? Millionaire?

It's the dog who's rich.

How did yöu get rich?

Yöu see...Entertainment transferred all his wealth..

.10 Akhil Johri...

Sorry, sir.

And made him rich.

How? - By Putting his paw

Habibullah sir, please show him.

Show him.

Take a look.

The paw is right here.

Show me as well.

Papa, it's true.

My beloved's here to hold my hand..

..in his hi-fi boat. - Star Plus, stop.

Hey, Jamila. - Hey! That's Habibullah.

Fine, fine.

Tell me something.

What overcame this dog..

..that he gave his wealth to him.

Entenainment says..

..how can the master's son be a senant.

I see.

Him...this dog...said that to yöu.

Like this.

I mean he spoke from his mouth.

Where do yöu speak from?

I knew it, yöu won't believe all this.

This dog speaks. Watch.

Entertainment, tell them what rose up in stock market today.

See the prices rose up.

Tell us one city of Gujarat.

See. Bhavnagar.

What should we never differentiate between?

Differences

See.

Hey stop yöur nonsense.

Do yöu think he's crazy?

Yöu think yöu'll take my Saakshi..

...I mean his Saakshi by doing this antics.

And he'll agree.

Why wouldn't I? I'll give him a hug.

This dog has made him rich.

Akhil, Saakshi's all yöurs.

And yöu get lost.

Get lost!

Son. - Yes.

Here's the engagement ring.

Diamond.

Yöu get the diamond.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Congratulations. Congratulations.

Give me a hug, son.

The king's finally got his queen.

I got my Saakshi.

Karan-Arjun.

Yöur idea isn't bad.

But.. - No ifs or buts, sister-in-law.

We just need yöur dates.

Please don't refuse us.

Because yöu're only hope.

Yöu see, yöu'll have to work yöur charm in a hurry.

Otherwise we'll be... - Jugnu!

In a big mess.

Listen to me.

I'll help all of yöu to create a rift between Karan and Arjun.

Wonderful.

And also get Entertainment his right.

Do yöu know why?

This man here...

...is my life.

And yöu saved his life.

Thank yöu.

Just wait and watch..

..how I will fulfill yöur desires.

Now I'll separate those two..

..posing as Savitri for Karan and Sonia for Arjun.

Swear on Balaji.

Swear on Balaji. - My baby.

♫Why do yöu wander here and there? ♪

♫Oh little buddy! ♪

♫I'll hypnotize yöur heart. ♪

♫I like yöur synchronized moves. ♪

♫Oh little buddy! ♪

♫Baby I got my eyes on yöu. ♪

♫From the tip to the toes To the lip to the nose. ♪

♫Make it wiggle.. wiggle. ♪

♫Don't give me the dose of love, it's daily squabble. ♪

♫Make it jiggle. ♪ - ♫jiggle?' ♪

♫I am getting a little naughty. ♪

♫I want yöu to get mischievous too. ♪

♫Oh little buddy! ♪

♫Oh little buddy! ♪

♫I am getting a little naughty. ♪

♫I want yöu to get mischievous. ♪

♫And if something untoward happens. ♪

♫It'll be so much fun. ♪

♫Do yöu or do yöu not? ♪

♫Do yöu trust me or not? ♪

♫Yöur benevolence's is beyond par. ♪

♫How I wonder yöu are. ♪

♫Yöur benevolence's is beyond par. ♪

♫How I wonder yöu are. ♪

♫Yöur benevolence's is beyond par. ♪

♫Oh little buddy! ♪

♫The garland around my neck is meant for yöu. ♪

♫I've hidden yöur photo in my wallet. ♪

♫The garland around my neck is meant for yöu. ♪

♫I've hidden yöur photo in my wallet. ♪

♫I understand that yöu do. ♪

♫I understand that yöu love me. ♪

♫Yöur benevolence's is beyond par. ♪

♫How I wonder yöu are. ♪

♫Yöur benevolence's is beyond par. ♪

♫How I wonder yöu are. ♪

♫Yöur benevolence's is beyond par. ♪

♫Every book of love is about sin and merit. ♪

♫Minus 1, 2, 3 ain't no lunches for free. ♪

♫Every book of love is about sin and merit. ♪

♫So beg, borrow and run, ain't no lunches for free. ♪

♫How long am I going to just watch and yearn? ♪

♫I've played the semi-final. ♪

♫When are we going to play the finals? ♪

♫How long am I going to just watch and yearn? ♪

♫I've played the semi-final. ♪

♫When are we going to play the finals? ♪

♫I am also waiting for it. ♪

♫Yöur benevolence's. . . ♪

♫Yöur benevolence's is beyond par. ♪

♫How I wonder yöu are. ♪

♫Yöur benevolence's is beyond par. ♪

♫How I wonder yöu are. ♪

♫Yöur benevolence's is beyond par. ♪

♫Oh little buddy! ♪

♫Yöur benevolence .. ♪

Love's making me fly.

Trapped..

What?

In love.

Sir's in love.

Who's the fonunate?

I am the fortunate boy.

Yöu know, I am in love with my 36-24-36.

I love yöu Sonia. - No!

Really? Yöu swear.

And she's on her way here.

Tell her about yöur feelings, sir.

Yöu're right. - Yes.

Today I will tell her about my feelings,

I.. - Hey, Villain!

♫Why do yöu wander here and there? ♪

Sir...

Sir, what just happened?

She has stripped all her clothes.

The virtuous saga has become a vulgar story.

She's wearing a new-born baby's outfit, sir.

Take a look, sir.

Sir, for my sake take a look.

Sir, take a look.

I knew it, yöu'll be stupefied to see me like this.

Close yöur mouth.

Sir, she's completely covered.

Such snowfall on the bare mountain.

I love someone else.

And he's the one who's given me this fashion.

And he's someone who knew we had a connection.

..but still he gave me a new definition of love.

Who is he?

Yöur brother.

Sir.

Brother has betrayed his brother.

Brother has betrayed his brother.

Karen!

Arjun!

What will yöu say now?

What will yöu say to me? - Correct.

I was the one who talked, yöu always cheated. Cheat.

Insulting yöur elder brother.

Don't forget...

...when yöu were in yöur mother's womb..

...I was in 1st grade.

Hold on.

When I was in 5th grade, yöu were still in 1st.

So what?

But I was the one who looked after yöu the most.

Remember...

...when mother used to tell us ghost stories.

..yöu used to get scared.

And who used to hold yöur hands?

Yöu.

Because yöu were scared of ghosts.

That's why yöu used to hold my hands.

Yöu're an expert in humiliating people.

Now yöu tried to tarnish my honor.

Right now yöu're stealing my dialogue.

Yöu're the one who tarnished my honor.

Arjun.

I've two minds to hit yöu.

Rubbish, yöu don't even have a single mind.

Arjun!

Hit him. Hit him. - Hit him!

Hit him!

Divide and rule. Hit him!

Mother was right.

Yöu don't love me.

After all I'm yöur step-brother.

♫When has the sun been away from the sky.. ♪

♫when has the moon been away from the rays. ♪

♫When has aroma been away from breeze..

From where is this playing?

♫This is the bond of love. ♪

♫Its confluence of many centuries. ♪

Yöu keep the girl.

No, brother. Yöu're the elder one.

Yöu keep her.

To hell with the cheap girl who tries to separate us.

They both turned out to be over-smart

Because they know, if they separate..

..they will have to divide the wealth.

Earlier they were separate, but now they are one.

One!

Akhil, our plan's flopped.

Why don't yöu find a new solution?

Am I a scientist to find a solution?

I mean find a way.

I am a traffic constable to find the way?

We'll have to find a mode. - Am I a farmer to find a mode?

No!

These Karan Arjun are really unique.

Sometimes their mother's song starts playing.

Sometimes their mother's ghost stories..

Hold on!

'It's a ghost film.

I am scared .'

Ghost. - Ghost?

Yes, I've seen and heard myself.

Karan and Arjun are scared of ghosts.

Really? - Yes.

Now we'll bring a ghost in their life.

But we need a ghost or spirit or dead body to scare them.

We have a dead body.

Whose?

Arjun, when I drink a peg, I don't listen to anyone.

Brother, when I drink two pegs..

...I don't listen to myself.

I see!

When I drink three pegs... no one listens to me.

Rascal, entertaining yöurself.

My Entertainment died of hunger and thirst.

Congratulations.

Make another peg.

How about a drink, Gorilla.

That's Habibullah.

My Karan-Arjun will come.

My Karan-Arjun will surely come.

Huh, My Entertainment will come.

Yöu made him on, his soul won't spare yöu.

His spirit will come after yöu.

Let go.

Sir.

Sir, it's me.

Me.

Me.

Tell him it's me.

It's him. - Yöur servant.

Right.

They say as soon as yöu kill a pet animal..

...their spirit starts wandering around.

That's exactly what I used to say.

Get lost!

But, no sir.

After what happened with my friend Billa..

That's it.

What happened with Billa? - Nothing.

Tell us. - Nothing.

No, no. - Say it.

No, no.. - Forget it, brother.

Listen.

Once my friend Billa..

...killed a cat on a moonless night.

Billa killed a cat. - Yes.

The same night, when she was murdered..

..Billa was sitting on his rocking chair.

And the chair..

Why's the chair squeaking so much?

It was second-hand, sir.

On that dark night, a dark crow sitting on a dark branch..

. Started squawking loudly.

And the door to Billa's room started opening.

Why's the door opening for so long?

It's opening in slow motion.

It's opening in slow motion.

As soon as the door opened..

..Billa was facing the cat.

The cat's head was in her paw.

And she was sweetly saying..

What did she say?

Say it loudly.

Meow!

Me-ow!

Me-ow!

What did Billa say? - Billa screamed.

What?

I had killed the cat.

But the cat said...

Is it yöur wedding night that yöu killed the cat?

Hearing this Billa was stunned.

..just like yöu two are.

The cat jumped in Billa's mouth..

..and came out the same way yöu're scared

...came out the same way yöu're scared.

Yöu're ruined.

Yöu're two ruined.

Help.

♫Johnny Johnny.. ♪

♫Johnny Johnny.. ♪

Who switched on the television?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Ghost!

Ghost!

Entertainment!

Entertainment!

Sir.

Sir.

Here I am. - Where?

Look. Here.

Back here.

Why did yöu climb up on the deer? - Ghost.

Sir, there's no ghost.

This is a conspiracy to scare yöu.

So that yöu suffer a head-attack and die.

What are yöu saying?

Didn't yöu hear?

I'll say it again.

This is a conspiracy to scare yöu.

So that yöu suffer a head-attack and die.

Who wants to kill me? - Who?

Yöur own brother. Step-brother.

Yöu don't believe me, do yöu? - No.

I was cleaning yöur brother's room..

..and yöu know what I found.

This. Vacuum cleaner.

They were trying to scare yöu using this on the dog.

On the ceiling.

This CD player.

It's a recording of scary voices.

By showing yöu a DVD of duplicate dog..

..and putting a wig on him.

By scaring yöu to death or driving yöu crazy..

..he wants to be the heir to the entire 3000 crore.

Meaning?

Time flies by when yöu're with a kin.

But with time yöu know who yöur kin is.

Karan! - Arjun!

Yöu'll have to pay dearly for locking horns with me.

Right.

As if I'm offering discount on locking horns with me.

I respected yöu equal to god, but yöu turned out to be a Godzilla.

I thought we were of same blood, but yöu turned out to be a Blood Cancer.

What if their mother's song starts playing again?

Akhil, our plan will flop.

Do something.

I will have to raise my hand today.

I'm not a coward.

Will yöu hit me?

Yes, I will.

Will yöu hit yöur elder brother? - Yes, I will.

Enough, Arjun. - Get lost.

Enough, Arjun.. - I am yöur step brother.

♫This is the bond of love. ♪

How dare yöu hit yöur elder brother?

And yöu.. - Don't say a word.

Get lost!

Shoot it. Shoot it. - I am.

I bribed the judge to make yöu a millionaire.

Stop barking.

That dog's the real heir.

Yöu cheated everyone, me too.

Come on. Our job's done.

DVD?

Brother, DVD?

DVD from above.

That means someone's recording our conversation.

Show me.

Hey!

Entenainment is alive.

He was never dead, sir.

I may not be God-gifted, but I'm definitely dog-gifted.

And she's..

I am not yöur Savitri or yöur Sonia.

I am just his Saakshi.

And thanks to this CD..

...this wealth will be once be Entertainment's.

Greetings.

In shonmyöur days are over.

And yöu'll pay for yöur deeds in jail.

Absolutely wrong.

I'll crush yöu, Akhil.

Are yöu flour?

Say something.

I will wash yöu down. - Are yöu a bucket.

We will finish yöu? - Are yöu climax?

BOYS!

Snatch the DVD from this dog.

Entertainment...run!

Sunny Deol has turned into Sunny Leone.

Akhil. - Yes.

Run. I'll teach her a lesson.

Take care.

Only a woman can understand another woman.

Rascals ran away.

Sorry! Sorry!

Attack!

He's not a dog, he's my brother.

I've got emotions for him here.

And for people like yöu, I've got action right here.

Attack!

Brother. Brother. My friend's life is in danger.

We'll have to do something.

Do something please.

Do what.

Yes, yes.

Ready Steady go.

Go.

Allah!

Chaku-Ia (hand me the knife).

No, Habibullah!

Hand me the knife!

Sorry!

Rascal. Scoundrel.

Were yöu born upside down?

Forgive me.

Last chance.

Sorry! Sorry!

Before he stabs me with the fourth knife..

...please kill me God.

Kill me. - Sorry.

Kill me. Buy a knife.

Buy a knife. Knife-seller.

Buy knives for cheap.

15 Rs. a piece. - Habibullah!

Cheating. Cheating.

♫This is the bond of love. ♪

♫Its confluence of many centuries. ♪

Stay on the side, Entertainment.

Akhil.

Entertainment!

Entertainment!

Entertainment!

Entertainment!

Entertainment!

Akhil.

He's still alive.

We've removed the bullet.

But I am sorry, his heart is not responding.

He's fine.

Akhil.

Careful.

Just blink and I'll understand.

Is it paining a lot?

Do yöu know what that crazy doctor's saying?

He's lost his mind.

He's uttering nonsense.

What was he saying outside?

Yes.

Yöur heart isn't responding.

Yöu..

He's talking rubbish.

He's crazy.

He doesn't know that yöu're a fighter.

Right?

That's more like it.

Yöu've to dance at my wedding as well.

I've to get yöu married as well.

That female dog from the jungle, the one yöu ran after.

I never saw yöu run so fast.

Yöu'll marry her, won't yöu?

That's more like it.

Yöu won't leave me, will yöu?

Open yöur eyes!

Open yöur eyes.

Who do yöu think yöu are?

First yöu saved my father's life.

Then yöu saved my life so many times.

Do yöu have the right to saving lives?

Will yöu show all the loyalty?

Can't we humans do anything for yöu?

But yöu're not loyal.

Yöu're leaving me.

Yöu're a traitor.

Yöu're a traitor.

Yöu're a traitor.

His head is responding.

Quick, nurse.

♫What is loyalty and what is trust. ♪

♫l have learnt it from yöu. ♪

♫What is head and what is love.. ♪

♫l have learnt it from yöu. ♪

Akhil.

He saved yöur life.

And anyone who has his love.

..is richer than any millionaire.

Sir, yöu're absolutely right.

No matter how hard yöu try..

..yöu won't find someone like him.

Let it be.

Sorry, sir.

Yöu're right.

Akhil, didn't the police.. - Saakshi.

He showed his humanity again.

He said, give them a chance to reform.

..drop all the charges against them.

After all we four are cousins.

Yes, we're all cousins.

I say this from my heart

We're sorry.

Brother Akhil, I had a small doubt.

He said we're cousins.

Him. From his mouth.

Yes, he can speak.

Brother in English, 'Bhai in Hindi and in Marathi.

See. "Bhau" (Brother)

What should we always have in life?

Bhow.

See. Good nature.

And even after everything he did..

..what is he not showing?

See.

He isn't showing off.

Now I pronounce yöu husband and wife.

And yöu too.

"Hope You've Liked & Enjoyed The Movie"

♫My brother chocolate boy. ♪

♫He was the women's joy. ♪

♫He swapped all girls with his sweet-talks. ♪

♫Brother was like Vanilla. ♪

♫When he got a chance. ♪

♫He took away all the kisses. ♪

♫Yöur yöuth's come to an end. ♪

♫All yöur lovers became my friends. ♪

♫Call the DJ . ♪

♫Call the DJ . ♪

♫It's my brother's wedding. ♪

♫Uncork the bottles. ♪

♫It's my brother's wedding. ♪

♫It's trending on Twitter. ♪

♫It's trending on Twitter. ♪

♫It's my brother's wedding. ♪

♫Pending for a longtime. ♪

♫It's my brother's wedding. ♪

♫My brother asked me the meaning of marriage. ♪

♫I said, rest of yöur life has become a punishment. ♪

♫My brother asked me what about my independence. ♪

♫I said yöu'll face the same plight as yöur daddy. ♪

♫I hope no one jinxes yöur pair. ♪

♫I pray yöu're never scared of yöur wife. ♪

♫Someone wish him good luck. ♪

♫Someone wish him good luck. ♪

♫It's my brother's wedding. ♪

♫Uncork the bottles. ♪

♫It's my brother's wedding. ♪

Basanti, yöu won't dance in front of these dogs.

Why won't she?

We dogs have paid for the ticket.

Dance!

Dance!

Dance!

♫My brother. ♪

♫Soon our weddin recession will come down the lane. ♪

♫Every dog has his day, my day will come too. ♪

♫It's the season of weddings, the priest's ready. ♪

♫Brother will perform the rites, don't be so rude. ♪

♫The guests will be busy doing their thing. ♪

♫And two dreams will fit in a single budget. ♪

♫Some play the band. ♪

♫Some play the band. ♪

♫I've been hooked too. ♪

♫Uncork the bottles. ♪

♫I've been hooked too. ♪

♫It's trending on Twitter. ♪

♫It's trending on Twitter. ♪

♫It's my brother's wedding. ♪

♫Pending for a longtime. ♪

♫It's my brother's wedding. ♪

He's fallen.

Oh, the shoe hit her face.

Hey! Catch him.

They're still working on my makeup.

As yöu pay...so shall yöu reap.

"Seems like he has sliced both sides of every capsule."

What do yöu mean?

Because we don't see any side-effect.

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