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[Brook] I think that my dreams were too big for where I grew up.

[screams]

Ever since I was a little girl in Baton Rouge,

I always, always, always wanted to be a model.

I know you want an autograph, people, but... [blows kiss]

I would see these amazing models on magazines.

Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford.

But in the era of iPad kids, we literally were mud pile kids.

[Breaux] That's our house right there from the back.

We all slept in one room.

[Sarah Jane] We didn't have a lot, but we had each other.

We were, like, inseparable.

My mom would always say, "We're rich in love."

[Brooks] My mom was the valedictorian of her high school.

She really wanted to be a doctor, but her dad told her that's a boy job.

So, she met my dad and had four girls by the time she was 25.

In Louisiana, it's really conservative.

Marriage is between a man and a woman.

[Brooks] No divorce in our family.

No two-piece bikinis.

My mom couldn't follow her dreams, so I wanted to follow mine.

That's why I wanna show my sisters that there is no such thing as a dream too big.

So I opened up Instagram one day, and they're doing an open casting call.

Even though I was told no a million times,

all that mattered was that one yes.

Ten thousand applicants, and I was hand selected by Christie Brinkley.

And if I could get my foot in that door, I was bringing my sisters with me.

All the girls, me, NYC. Let's go.

[Sarah Jane] Brooks is definitely the boss. She's the bossiest.

She shows me that the sky is not even the limit.

It's, like, outer space.

Not this way, the other way.

[Grace Ann] Mary Holland is so special. She's one of the purest hearts ever.

She's the one I would find comfort in if something was going wrong.

I'm protecting my sister's life, if anything.

Grace Ann has two nicknames. Ganimal for her crazy party self,

Gandhi for her wise, calm self.

I've only met Gandhi a few times in my life,

but she exists.

[Mary Holland] Sarah Jane. Hey!

[Grace Ann] Sarah Jane is the baby.

I kind of suspected that Sarah Jane wasn't all the way straight

because she seems to like everyone. [chuckles]

[Brooks] Now with all of us in New York under one roof,

we make our own rules, we write our own playbook.

Last year was big for me, with Dancing with the Stars and my divorce,

but now we are about to enter the biggest year of our lives.

And as long as we're together, we can do anything.

Your vagine is out and it looks gross.

Unless we kill each other first. [chuckles]

[camera shutter clicks]

[Grace Ann] Brooksie,

Gleb just sent a massive black package.

-What is it? -I don't know. [chuckles]

Is it a North Face jacket?

Oh, my God.

Oh. Is it him?

[Sarah Jane] Brooks, it's Gleb.

-Get off of my bed, you nasty. -[Sarah Jane] Help.

-Oh. Bitch, no! -[Brooks chuckles]

That was scary.

-[Mary Holland] Was it? -Oh, God.

Still to this day, my current self has anxiety

for my 18-year-old self

dropping everything and moving to New York City.

My parents were, like,

"To be successful, you need to go to college,

you need to meet a guy, get married.

You need to have babies, you need to be a good wife."

LOL.

That never happened.

I was a wife for a brief moment,

but now I'm going through a divorce that's almost finalized.

And having lived with him for the last five, six years,

moving back in with my sisters and having family around,

and having my three best friends in the whole entire world around,

means everything to me.

Honestly, I didn't wanna say it,

but I'm so happy you're out of that marriage.

I feel like a five-year-old again.

[chuckles] Why did I pack like this?

Grace Ann is the passionate, psycho one.

You can just tell by her hair.

Mary Holland is intellectual, just too sweet for this world.

And then Sarah Jane is the "I know everything,"

classic youngest child situation.

Will you help me?

-Nah. -Please.

Since my divorce, I cannot be alone. I cannot sleep alone.

I can't even sleep in a house alone or a hotel room.

So I need one of them there at all times.

And to have all of them there is my dream come true.

[Brooks] Hi.

I have a flower delivery.

Aw, okay.

I got flowers. Hee-hee.

[elevator dings]

Oh, my gosh.

-[delivery person] Are you Brooks? -Thank you. These are heavy.

"Congrats on moving into your new home.

Love you so much. Can't wait to see you.

Giving you kisses all over." Aw!

Hang on.

[phone rings]

-Babe. -[Gleb] Hi, baby.

-Hi. -This is so pretty.

Gleb and I met through Dancing with the Stars.

With Gleb, it was really fast, really hot, really heavy all at once.

We are in a long-distance relationship at the moment.

He's on tour with Dancing with the Stars.

I'm in New York. I don't get to see him.

Um, so, yeah, that part kind of sucks.

I love you so much.

I love you. I can't wait to see you. Are you excited to see me?

I can't wait to see you.

I'm gonna wake up, make you breakfast,

and make love to you every morning.

-Babe! -Sweet kisses.

-I love you so much. -Love you.

-I miss you. -I miss you.

-Okay, bye. -Bye.

Mom and Dad are coming to New York

-and they're gonna be staying with us. -So excited.

-Yeah. -And then I think they arrive first.

-Yeah. -Actually, no.

-Before who? -I lied. Gleb is also coming.

-At the same time? -Fun.

[Brooks] I am launching my first collection with Hudson Jeans.

I have the huge launch celebration.

My parents could not miss this, and they would not miss this for the world.

At the same time, Gleb has two days off from tour.

I haven't seen him in a month.

Same dates, they collided.

No way out of it.

But I haven't told Mom and Dad,

because I don't know that they're going to be fans of that.

[Sarah Jane] How long is Gleb staying?

So, that's the funny part.

-So he is on tour... -[Mary Holland] Oh, God. No.

...obviously, Dancing with the Stars,

but it ends quite soon.

So, I just told him to stay indefinitely. I--

-And you... you didn't ask us? -And you said yes.

[Sarah Jane] Guys, we just moved in yesterday together.

We made a decision for, in your single era

us to live together,

and you're just, like, bringing in the next man.

I think since day one, it's a very hot and heavy relationship.

-I think you've become a bit-- -So that's hot and sexy.

I'm not done.

There's four of us crazy girls,

and some people are really jarred by the fact

of how we talk to each other.

We grew up so perfect, with our little bows in the front row at church.

The word "stupid," that was a curse word.

So, I think the second we all got to New York City,

it's like, "Fuckin' bitch. Shut up, whore."

And to us, it's just our love language, it's how we talk to each other.

-You're happy. -You're just taking it so fast.

I met my ex-husband when I was 19 years old, was with him until I was 27.

And going from, like, that to the hottest guy I've ever seen in my entire life...

-Okay. -And we have the craziest, wildest

-sex ever. -Okay, calm down.

Think about your first boyfriend, whether it was in high school or college.

It felt like you could never be apart from him.

That's what Brooks is feeling with Gleb.

I think you love how much he loves you.

I love how obsessed he is.

This is the first, like, "honeymoon phase" she's had

maybe since she was 18,

because she married really young.

This is your first boyfriend, like, for real

-since your ex husband. -Yeah, it is.

[Mary Holland] As the one who's had a career in finance for so long,

I'm definitely the most buttoned-up sister.

I mean, I'm a little bit of a nerd.

And I'm a Libra, so I don't really love conflict.

I feel like you're just so blinded by love,

which is love bombing.

-What does that mean? -[Grace Ann] A little bit...

Oh, my God, the victim of love bombing is blinded.

He dotes on me, he worships me, and it's a bad thing?

That sounds amazing.

Right now, it sounds like all of those things that he's doing is just

so that he can kind of get in your circle, and start...

He's in my circle.

He was in me, day one.

Gleb, I mean, like, he worships the ground she walks on

so it's kind of like Brooks's dream.

[Grace Ann] Can I just say something?

I feel like it's been so long since we've all had brunch together.

-No, it hasn't been that long. -It's been a week.

Well, this is the first time we're eating together, kind of living together.

-[Brooks] As roomies. -[Sarah Jane] Yeah...

Wow, I'm gonna get very sick of you all.

[salesperson] Getting some piercings today?

[Sarah Jane] Yes. I'm nervous, can't lie. I'm getting a nipple.

-Okay, okay. -My nipples haven't been touched

in a while.

-It's about time, right? -It's about time.

Can you imagine telling Mom you wanted a nipple piercing

when we were, like, at church camp,

and getting preached that our body is a temple?

-[Sarah Jane] I'm decorating my temple. -[salesperson] It's like a...

I'm making it special so people want to enter, okay?

Shut up. Mom would kill you.

We were brought up very religious.

We went to a class called True Love Waits.

Girl, I'm good! Sorry. [chuckles]

The whole point was to tell you that if you have sex before you get married,

you're going to hell, essentially.

-[Sarah Jane] Okay. -All right.

Baggy clothes are hiding a "body-ody" underneath.

They showed us photos of fake STDs like blue waffle.

Literally not real and, like, a Christian trope.

But that I think really messed with all of our minds.

And so when we all started having sex,

I think I, at first at least, had, like, an unhealthy relationship with it

because I felt this shame of, like, I shouldn't be doing this.

I can't wait for you to show Mom and Dad.

-Easter Sunday. -Okay.

I was like, maybe I'll just bring a friend.

You really should, honestly.

You never get to bring friends.

-You know what our fam's gonna say. -What?

That she's, like, a girlfriend, if it's a buddy.

-They can assume whatever they want. -[Mary Holland] Yeah.

Or they can ask me about it.

So when I got into my first queer relationship,

I told Mary Holland first.

She's the most supportive person of anything.

I could kill someone and she'd be like, "It's okay, you're still a good person."

But I came out to my parents two years ago.

And my mom was raised with very conservative values.

And that's what made it a little hard for her to accept.

And now my parents, they'll ask me, "Who are your sisters dating?"

And I never really am asked about my own love life.

Which is fine, but I just think it's one day something

that I would like to feel like doesn't make people uncomfortable.

I'm so proud of you.

-For my nips? -For your nips,

for your coming out, for your being yourself.

"You pierced little queer."

You pierced little queer with a lip tattoo.

-What are we gonna do with you? -I'm so naughty.

Yeah.

-All right. -[Sarah Jane] Holy shit.

You're gonna crush it.

-[chuckles] -You got it, girl.

-[piercer] I'm just gonna line up. -Oh. Okay.

Oh.

[piercer] All right, my friend, breathe big.

-You got it. -[piercer gasps] And out.

That's it. You're done. Are you okay?

That was it.

-[Mary Holland] It's so hot. -Oh, my God, it's so cute.

-It's so hot. -Wait, I kind of like the one.

Should I FaceTime the girls and see what they think?

-Yeah. You should. -[Sarah Jane] Brooksie.

- [Brooks] What? -You ready? We have a surprise for you.

You wanna see something?

[Brooks] Oh, Jesus Christ!

-Does it hurt? -It actually wasn't bad.

Wasn't bad at all.

-I love it, actually. -[both] It's hot.

-No, it's so sexy. -Okay. Love you.

-Gracie. -Oh, my God.

[Grace Ann] Oh, my God.

[Sarah Jane] What? Wait, should I do the other one?

-I think you should do the other one. -Yeah? It wasn't so bad.

I think you should do the other.

-Okay, love you, bye. -[piercer] Yeah.

Okay, I'm doing it. I'm going back under.

-[Mary Holland] When is Gleb arriving? -[Brooks] He's on his way.

Three, two, one.

-Point your toes, spread your legs. -Damn, May.

-[Brooks] Tighten up. -Oh, my God. There he is.

[Mary Holland] Why are you putting me down?

-He looks like he's in Greased Lightning. -[Mary Holland] Oh, my God.

Push the door.

-Yeah. -Are you nervous?

Gleb has arrived.

-Welcome! -[Brooks] Gleb!

Gleb!

My boo!

Aw. I missed you!

[Gleb] I love you.

Didn't even notice all the work I put in.

-He don't even care about that. -[Sarah Jane] Glebbie! Hi!

Here we go.

-My boo. -Gleb, did you like my handstand?

[Sarah Jane] Welcome home, Gleb.

I'd appreciate a comment on my handstand.

Gleb and I have not seen each other for about a month.

We are not gonna be able to keep our hands off of each other.

Whenever I look at him, I literally get, like, butterflies,

and I get pq's, pussy quivers.

Right now, I think I would blow up in flames if I walked into my church.

Sorry, Mom.

-Okay. -I love you.

We'll be over here.

[Mary Holland] We're still in here by the way.

Like, inappropriate.

Let's give him a tour.

-Yeah, give me a tour first. -[Mary Holland] Yeah. I wanna show you.

-You're gonna love my room. -Give me a tour to your bedroom.

Guys, wait, you're in my ear.

You guys, it's so great.

I love a little mid-afternoon chocolate.

[Sarah Jane] This is her room.

-Wow. Okay. -Look, this is what you get to look at.

-There's the bed. -This is the best.

Gleb, this is where all the gossip sessions go down.

[Mary Holland] Yeah, right here.

When they're making out and dry humping in front of me,

I want to crawl into the ground and never see the light of day.

No one needs to touch that much.

And no one needs to have their tongues

licking each other's tongues that often.

[Sarah Jane] Guys, I'm over this. Let's track Mom and Dad.

If my parents see this, they're gonna be mortified.

Like, that's their baby girl eating someone's face who's closer to their age.

Not that I am judging that. I've been there.

But, like, just be respectful of your conservative parents.

Okay, guys, get it all out now 'cause Mom and Dad are about to walk up.

Dad's calling me, y'all.

Dad?

We're coming, we're coming.

-Looks like we're moving in. -Yeah.

-Okay, let's go. -[Sarah Jane] All right.

-Let's go to help. -We're gonna help you.

[Brooks] Can't wait. [screams]

Hopefully these girls still know how to haul luggage.

[Mary Holland] Once the luggage is in here, we really need to

cool it on the PDA.

That was so traumatizing.

[Sarah Jane] We can hear every little saliva that y'all are exchanging.

Please stop.

Gonna have to get a therapist.

[Grace Ann] Why don't you not finger blast my sister in front of my parents?

My parents are the sweetest, most in love...

-Welcome! -Welcome!

And I'm so not jealous of their marriage and relationship,

but I feel like the standards are so high.

Honey, we're home!

[Brooks] Can you open it? Can you crack it?

[Mary Holland] Yeah.

We just flew in from Baton Rouge.

We're here in the Big Apple for Brooks's big launch

of her first clothing line with Hudson Jeans and so excited.

Now we're gonna see how these girls do living together.

And I'm glad I'm not responsible for making them

get along like I used to feel like I was. [chuckles]

[Sarah Jane] So guys, what do we think?

-We approve? -Do you love?

[Holland] Love it.

Brooksie has her Gleb with her always right there.

[Holland] No, it's awesome. How do y'all feel about it?

-[Sarah Jane] I love it. -Can y'all stop?

-[Breaux] Brooksie. -So, y'all--

-Is, uh... -[Brooks] ...watch?

-Babe, no. -We're about to do a dance.

[Holland] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

-[Holland] I need some water. -[Breaux] We're good.

Okay, yeah. Let's get Mom some water.

The PDA between Brooks and Gleb,

a little bit over-the-top.

Follow our example, you know.

We may hold hands a little bit, but that's about it.

[Gleb] And we're getting married.

I'm kidding. Not yet.

-[Brooks] You have to ask permission. -I know.

-[Breaux] It's a whole thing. -I know it's a process.

You gotta drive to Baton Rouge, meet my parents.

God, he's gonna.

-We might institute cousins for this one. -[Brooks chuckles]

Dad, enough.

I love you.

You've never seen me PDA like that, have you?

Do you have a kiss for Daddy?

[all chuckle]

[Sarah Jane] Hey, guys.

[Breaux] Me and Gleb were just having a little man-to-man talk.

And?

-[Brooks] Yeah. Whatever that means. -What's the verdict?

It's harder than getting a US visa for any third world country...

-[Brooks] To marry me. -No... To marry, yeah, to the family.

-Yes, I have to go to... -Oh, wow.

...to drive to Baton Rouge.

-Yeah. -You have to ask the grandparents?

-Of course. -He's gonna give him a whole thing.

[Gleb] No, Breaux told me that's how it works.

-[sighs] Wow. -Yeah.

Gleb, Gleb, Gleb.

-[Gleb] Is that high enough? -Yeah.

-I want to jump off this thing. -Sorry.

Y'all are really being hard on him.

-Like, stop. -Bye, guys. See you later.

-Baby, stop. That's not funny. -Yes!

No, actually, go from up there.

-[Gleb] Go from up there. Okay. -Dad! No.

-I'm kidding. -[Sarah Jane] He's giving you a hard time.

Wait, Mom, did you know that Gleb was gonna be here?

-No. -She didn't tell you?

Uh-uh.

[Sarah Jane] Weird.

[Holland] I enjoy being with Gleb.

-[Sarah Jane] You do? -[Holland] Yeah.

Don't you think things are moving a little fast?

I...

If she thinks they are, then yes, I do.

But I feel like she's, like, so lost in it 'cause she's so obsessed with him.

But it's moving so fast.

I feel like y'all never say anything about the boyfriends,

but like this one might be--

Well, because we've said a lot when y'all were younger.

If we have concerns, we say something.

[Brooks] I feel like my parents sort of think this is more of a lust thing

than a love thing. From day one that Gleb and I got together,

there's been a lot of background noise and opinions.

And the reality of it is, like, we are in a committed relationship,

and we do really love each other.

So it's not their business.

I'm divorced, and for me, I'm just having fun.

Thanks. This is perfect.

-[Gleb] Thank you. -The clams are good.

Ooh.

-Babe, stop. -[Gleb chuckles]

I have PTSD that my parents are around.

I love you so much.

I wanna live together. I don't wanna do this anymore.

Okay, so your dad was kinda like...

-Yeah. -He gave me a little cold vibes today,

a little bit.

Very protective of you in a way.

Like I-I've actually never felt him being so protective before.

I kind of felt attacked for one second.

And I'm not gonna lie 'cause maybe it's like getting serious and he's like,

"Oh, shit."

Maybe he's scared. Like, what if it doesn't work out?

It will always work out unless you do something horrible. Because you won't.

-Or you do something horrible. -I would never.

I don't have a history.

-Babe, I've never done anything before. -What do you mean?

No. I know. I know.

Well, you're gonna meet the whole extended family,

and they're gonna give their approval,

if they choose to.

Babe, I'm not flying to Baton Rouge for an approval.

I don't need an approval.

You do in my family.

-Babe. -What? You just wanna go rogue together?

No, it just be, like, kinda approved by anyone.

So what's your plan after Dancing with the Stars? After the tour?

So when will I see you?

I'm gonna see you...

I'm gonna see you right after tour.

I would love that.

I'll come and stay with you.

-I love you. I love you s-- -I love you.

You gonna be able to bang me later?

Yeah.

Cannot wait. I hope my parents are sedated by the time we get back.

Did Gleb mention that he wanted to move in with her?

-Move in when? -Gleb wants to basically move in with us

after he finishes his tour.

[Holland] It's way too soon for that.

[Breaux] Way too early.

When he says "I wanna move in," she's like,

"Is that crazy, guys? I know."

But then she's like, "Yeah, babe, move in."

Like, you have to say no.

You have to say, "I'm not ready for that."

And even if you do "feel ready" because you wanna fuck every night,

don't do it.

I think there's a lot of things we don't know about him.

And there's a lot of rumors.

I think that there's some red flags that we need to dig a little deeper into.

From the beginning when I met Gleb,

I could tell that this was gonna be quite the saga.

I am the blunt, no-bullshit, truth-telling sister.

I love the people around me so much,

Even if sometimes I come across as a bitch or just aggressive,

I promise you that it's for your best interest.

And I don't trust this dancer.

We're considering hiring a private investigator.

-We're not hiring a private investigator. -[Grace Ann] Y'all aren't.

If a guy you don't know that well is gonna move into a home

with all four of your daughters,

-hypothetically, you should hire a PI. -Oh, no.

[Holland] He's not moving in with all of y'all.

But he... They talked about him moving into this apartment.

A PI isn't about if somebody's a murderer and if they're going to kill you.

It's just about finding out the answers to questions we wanna know.

-[Breaux] Should we plug it into AI? -[Mary Holland] Wait.

Chat, pull up any tea on Gleb Savchenko

before Brooks Nader.

Sure. Before his relationship with Brooks Nader,

Gleb Savchenko had some controversies.

During his 2020 divorce from Elena Samodanova

she accused him of infidelity, which he denied.

Elena Samodanova claimed Gleb had multiple affairs,

- saying she'd had enough. -Multiple.

So even if, like, one of the offenses is true,

it's not cool.

So, investigation authorized.

Okay. Got it.

[Grace Ann] Guys, we're really having tea time with our tea.

-[Mary Holland] Tea time. -[Breaux] Cheers, guys.

[all] Cheers.

[Mary Holland] So glad you're here.

Okay, what do we need?

-Let's get the list out. -Hold that for me.

-Of course. -Sorry.

-It's just like after soccer practice. -I know. It's exactly.

Yeah, I need some produce.

[Mary Holland] Okay, produce is straight in the back.

Okay. Okay. Let's go.

There's definitely enough drama in this family with Gleb and Brooks,

so I try not to contribute.

But I wanna talk to my mom about my own phase of my life.

Okay, I actually needed your advice.

Real talk, about how I tell Dad...

-Okay. -...um, that I'm leaving my job.

After four and a half years working on Wall Street,

I'm kind of at a fork in the road.

I could either climb the corporate ladder and continue the rat race,

or I can make money modeling, doing brand deals,

and ultimately be an entrepreneur,

and kind of create something of my own.

I'm just really nervous about telling Dad,

'cause I don't wanna disappoint him.

I just need a little micro-retirement.

-A what? -A little... You know.

-Just a little, like, quarter life or... -No. I don't know

what you're talking about. What is a micro-retirement?

Like, everyone's doing it now. You just kind of retire a little bit early

in your twenties to figure out what you wanna do.

-You know what I mean? -I think that's a horrible idea.

Every single day I'm like,

am I being dumb for wanting to micro-retire and actually take a beat

and figure out what I'm passionate about?

Do you think he's gonna freak out on me?

I think as long as I pay my rent, he can't really--

-Your dad doesn't... He doesn't freak out. -I know.

He's gonna wanna see on paper how have you...

-He's like me. -What's your plan?

I need everything on paper and in writing.

That's why y'all are financial people.

My sisters are also equally financially stable,

if not making more money than me, modeling,

so it's kind of forcing me to sit down and figure out what to do with my life.

[Holland] Do not tell your dad you want to micro-retire.

Okay.

[Holland] Dear Lord, thank you for this time as a family.

Bless our time together.

-Amen. -[all] Amen.

Glebbie, how are you?

-[Gleb, Sarah Jane] Amazing. -[Mary Holland laughs]

Gleb, who's your favorite dance partner you've ever had?

-Besides Brooks. -You can't say Brooksie.

-[Sarah, Mary] Besides Brooks. -[Holland] That's a good one.

-My God, are y'all serious? -[Mary Holland] Yes.

-What? -[Breaux] No, no, no. Just--

-Your favorite ex dance partner. -Um...

Thanks for cooking such a delicious meal.

-I'm so glad you like it. -So good.

-Are you gonna miss your boo, Gleb? -Of course.

[Sarah Jane] Who are you gonna miss the most, if you had to choose?

-Gleb, I'm so sad it's your last night. -[Grace Ann] I know.

-Are you okay, Gleb? -Yeah.

I feel like you're so quiet.

-[Mary Holland] Are you about to cry? -No!

-What's wrong, Brooksie? -[all] Why?

[Brooks] I just feel like you guys are, like, always on the attack mode.

-[Sarah Jane] Why are you crying? -'Cause y'all are mean.

To who?

-Him. -Babe.

[Sarah Jane] No, we're not.

I do feel bad, 'cause I feel like, you know,

I probably should have gotten a hotel for Gleb.

Like, it's his off day and he came to visit me

and have sex with me and have fun with me.

Shouldn't be dealing with the pressures of the whole family and it's pissing me off.

It's just not cool.

Cheers, everyone.

[all] Cheers.

To a delicious gumbo.

-A delicious gumbo. -Cheers. Love you all.

[Gleb] A little bit of chicken, a little bit of sausage,

a little bit of everything.

Glebbie, w-we can make a run and go get some bagels or something?

Okay.

-You down to go for a walk? -Totally.

[Gleb] So you love bagels?

-Well, we gotta get bagels for the... -[laughs]

-...for the girls, for the BLTs. -Yeah.

Are they gonna, like, sit down and tell us how their walk was?

Probably.

For my dad to see me with a new guy and actually be in love

and PDA-ing all over the world, it's really hard for him to accept that,

because my dad and my ex-husband were super tight.

They were best, best friends and I know he misses him a lot.

And so I feel like he's gonna tell him something

and I don't know what it is and I don't like that I'm not involved.

There's been mention of you guys living together.

We know her personality. It's ready, aim, fire.

She's, like, just go.

And I'm asking you, maybe to take it a little slower on that front.

She's able to see how it is dating you.

I mean, you may say, "You know, I'm not so sure about this." [chuckles]

-What are you trying to say? -Full disclosure.

-Run. Is that what you're trying to say? -I'm trying to help you.

You're trying to help me?

-Now I figured it out. Oh, damn. -Now you see?

-So, now you got it. -Ooh. Okay, I did not expect that. Okay.

[Brooks] Can y'all be extra super sweet to Gleb?

-We are. I feel like we are. We love him. -You know I love Gleb.

-[Holland] Oh! -[Breaux, Gleb chatting]

-[Sarah Jane] Hello! -[Brooks] Oh, my God!

We got bagels.

-Do you need a hug? Are you okay? -[Sarah Jane] How was the walk?

[Breaux] Gleb, you can get your suitcase and, uh, cab's waiting for you downstairs.

-[Brooks] Dad. -[Grace Ann] Not funny, Dad.

Dad, shut the fuck up!

The peanut gallery that never ends.

What did y'all talk about? What did y'all talk about?

[Gleb] Basically, your dad doesn't want us to move in together.

[Grace Ann] Yeah! I agree. Slow and steady wins the race.

Yeah, there's no rush.

[Brooks] Growing up, we had a lot of rules.

Like, the Louisiana rules to being successful equals

"Get married, have babies,

be a good wife." So, even though it's important

for my family to like Gleb, I'm 28, I'm an adult,

I'm finally able to be myself and the rules are different.

[Brooks] Sit with us, Gleb.

-No, not your sunnies. -I'm hiding.

My sunnies look good on you, Gleb.

-Oh, is it yours? -Dad, let him wear your sunnies!

Taking my daughter's not enough? You gotta take my sunglasses too?

Dad! Oh, my...

Our family, we make fun of, and laugh at, and goof off,

and we're just jokesters, and Brooks and Gleb take it too seriously.

Doesn't he look so handsome in his sweater?

-I got it for him. -You look so handsome. Aw.

-I love this sweater. -Wait, I'm pretty sure... [chuckles]

...I've seen that sweater before.

Didn't you buy that for your ex-husband?

-Right before we got divorced, so I... -And then you never gave it?

-Nice. Nice. -No. No, wait, wait.

I never even gave it to him. Babe, I never even...

Please. I never even gave it to him, 'cause we were like...

I bought it and then, like, I divorced him.

Grace Ann Nader, give this girl a pot and she will stir it.

Why the fuck would you bring something up that no one's brought up?

That's when her beta blocker spurts come into play and they're fucking annoying.

It's Bottega. Gan, you fucking bitch.

Babe, he never wore it.

[Grace Ann] Gleb, we love you.

I love you too.

I love you three.

I wanna know the truth. I'd appreciate it.

I mean, I wouldn't wanna wear your ex's sweater.

No, and... Yeah, me too. I will never wear it again.

By the way, I didn't even give it to him, so it's not his.

But you bought it for him.

I'm sorry.

-For what? -You're mad at me for the sweater.

I know you are. Don't lie. [chuckles]

-I'm sorry. -I mean, like...

-I'm sorry. -...there's only two days off

that I have with you, right?

So I came and I know you have your whole family and everything.

Like, a lot of being all together.

When there's Dad talking about moving in and all this shit, you know?

There's a lot of, like, pressure, and there's the sweater...

[chuckles] ...and there's like a whole shebang, you know?

And I'm like, "Wait, I wanna be with her." Like, I... Just give me that.

In our family we say, "You don't date one Nader sister, you date all of us."

So one of the most important things is that Gleb loves my family

and that they love him back.

If that doesn't work, the relationship doesn't work.

I know that she is prone to tox "relashes."

Okay, you don't need to abbreviate that hard.

She's prone to toxic relationships.

She is prone to toxic relationships,

-and this one did move very fast. -I agree.

So roads are leading to the fact this relationship might be toxic.

Yes, the sweater thing may have struck a chord.

-I do agree-- -It probably needed to be striked.

-Well done. Well done. -Da-na!

Don't travel, just stay.

-[Gleb] I have to. -Okay.

I'll bring it out.

I can just see Gleb getting increasingly more frustrated and I get it.

It's hard, 'cause, like, since we have such a short time together,

we don't even have time to break it down and be okay.

[laughing, speaking indistinctly]

No.

[both laughing]

[whining] Don't go.

-I love you. -Okay, bye.

-Please text me. -Bye.

-Bye. -I'll miss you.

[blows kisses] I love you.

♪ Are you ready for my love? ♪

♪ Kiss like this ♪

♪ Kiss like this ♪

♪ This lollipop is poppin' You wanna give it a kiss ♪

Oh, my God, this is so cool.

-[Brooks] There I am. -[Mary Holland] Wow!

This is so sick, you guys.

[Brooks] I am launching my first collection with Hudson Jeans.

I've been working it for two years.

This has been blood, sweat and tears.

Okay, we are gonna fit you guys for my launch event.

-[Sarah Jane] Oh, my God, let's do it. -[Mary Holland] Yes.

Every hottie in middle school, high school, had Hudson jeans.

They made your butt pop.

All the boys loved us in Hudson jeans.

Probably took me, like, 12 hours of babysitting for one pair of Hudson jeans.

So... this collection is my dream come true.

I manifested this one.

I actually named one piece after each of you.

-Yeah. -Oh, my God. What?

So there's the Sarah Jane jacket,

the May blazer, and the Grace Ann.

-It's a set. -Brooksie, I love you!

-[Mary Holland] Thank you. -That's so cute.

[Brooks] This is why I work hard

to bring my sisters along for the ride and the journey.

So it's called the Sarah Jane?

-Yeah. It's one of my favorites. -Brooksie, that's so cute.

-[Mary] Stop! -[Grace] So sweet.

Brooks is the reason we all moved to New York.

She brought us up here, so it's important to all be there

for the big moments in life and really support each other.

[all] Yes!

Yeah!

Army green, are you kidding?

I mean this is a huge deal for her,

but it's also given me a little taste of what she's capable of.

This is so cool. I love the shoulder pads.

-That's hot. -[Brooks] Love you, girl.

Brooks having her own collection is like such a "pinch me" moment

because her doing this just means the sky is not even the limit.

It's, like, outer space.

Does it go with the fit?

-[Grace Ann] So cute. -[Mary] Oh, my God, it's perfect!

The shoulders are so cool.

-[Mary Holland] Supermodel. -This is sick.

It's pretty.

Right, there it is.

[Breaux] Oh, wow.

-This will never get old, seeing it. -Wow!

I'll have to try to come by every day that we're here, you know.

[screams]

[Breaux] Unbelievable.

-Wow. -Brooksie-bear!

The hard work that she's done, nobody sees.

We don't even see it all.

And she has worked for every bit of it and she deserves every bit of it.

[Mary Holland] What are you gonna wear?

Need I remind you...

-Hang on. -You're...

-You were made for that skirt. -[Grace] With the booty cheeks out.

Yeah. We'll have ass out in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.

[laughs]

♪ Yeah, this is gonna be a late night ♪

♪ I'm cruising around the beach By the bay night ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Oh, my gosh!

-[Brooks groaning] -Let me see what you're using there.

What is that? What's on the other side?

-[Brooks] Oh, my God. Needles. -It's heating up the body.

We're all getting ready for my Hudson Jeans launch party tonight.

I'm so excited to celebrate this.

Here we draining.

Where is it draining to?

[Brooks] To my vagina.

[stylist] No!

Brooks has always been very vulgar around my parents.

I think she likes to, like, stir the pot.

I know she likes to stir the pot.

[Sarah Jane] Growing up in such a strict conservative household,

it's, like, her way of being like,

"I'm rebelling against you, you can't tell me what to do."

I really think y'all should eat something before you start drinking

-and before tonight. -Hold on.

[Brooks] This is very bizarre and odd. I'm freaking out.

I have not heard from him since he left this place.

-[Grace Ann] Gleb? -He just got on a flight, right?

[Brooks] He landed, like, two hours ago.

-[Grace] Call him. -[Breaux] Are you tracking him?

[Brooks] I've been blowing him up. No response. You guys scared him away.

[Grace Ann] I think the fact that you're stressing so hard

that he hasn't replied to your message

only supports our notion that the relationship is tox.

[Brooks] I just, like...

I'm supposed to be focused on my job. Like, I have an event tonight.

I have a lot to do and it's so hard to, like, pretend it's okay.

It's just, like, making me so anxious and I'm supposed to be having fun.

This is my launch day.

[Holland] Don't let him have any power over you.

-You get to decide. -That's so easy to say.

Do you think I can control that? I have emotions and feelings, like...

-I think if he doesn't reply-- -[Brooks] Something's wrong, for real.

I'm not kidding.

[Grace Ann] I think Brooks is the strongest person

and she's so not easily hurt,

that it really breaks my heart to see her so sad.

Also, he just saw into our entire family and now he doesn't want to talk to her.

It kind of just proves everything even more.

It's so tox.

It's definitely that you guys like, scared him off, for real.

-He freaked out at me. -[Holland] Babe, if we scared somebody off

then they just can't hang out with... They can't date any of y'all.

I'm freaking the fuck out.

-This is about him, not us. -[Breaux] He's a player.

He does this to you on days that are important to you,

and when he's leaving you, he gets anxious you're gonna cheat on him or whatever.

He's playing a mind fucking game with you.

Your first clothing line launch tonight.

You need to, like, actually remember that this is your night

and this dancer boy cannot affect your mind like this.

-I can't do this. I'm out. -Dude, I'm serious.

-You're much better than him. -[Brooks] I'm gonna take a shower.

Pretend he doesn't exist.

[Brooks] Guys!

I have great news.

-I'm coming for Gleb. -[Brooks] Guys!

-Oh, wait. -He lost his phone. [laughs]

-He lost his phone. -[Holland] Did he text you?

No, his dancing person friend was like,

"Hey, I'm with Gleb, he lost his phone, he's freaking out."

Hallelujah!

-I think, uh... -I'm in love!

-I think this is... -I'm in love again!

Brooksie, I think this little situation, though, has kinda revealed stresses...

He lost his phone!

[Breaux] Brooks sometimes lets her emotions get the best of her.

And, look, I don't have any problem with Gleb specifically,

but if I had my druthers, he'd be like her same age or a year older.

[Holland] They've known each other for just a few months.

She really doesn't know him very well.

And, honestly, they had a lot of PDA.

[Brooks] We're not real pumped about Gleb right now.

Hallelujah!

-He lost his phone, he still wants me. -[Breaux speaks indistinctly]

He lost his phone, he still wants me.

[Grace Ann] The vagina terrorist is back.

-[Holland] Okay, guess who that was. -Who?

A driver delivering his phone.

-This is Gleb's phone. -What?

[Mary Holland] Are you serious?

[Holland] He left his phone in the car.

[Grace Ann] Go through it immediately.

"Forty-eight missed calls, Brooks Nader."

Hang on, I think I know his passcode.

-I feel like it's 1-2-3-4. -It's probably...

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is it 1-2-3-4?

[Brooks] Or no, it's something very easy.

I do feel guilty trying to get into his phone.

I feel torn because it's, like, we should have trust.

Bye, guys.

I'm gonna take a shower and I'm so happy that we're back.

Left his phone in the car with the driver.

I just know something's up.

I'm protecting my sister's life, if anything.

I just have a sixth sense that Gleb is up to something.

My trust, it's usually guilty until proven innocent, so...

[Brooks] Guys, give me a minute, give me a second.

I'm just a girl at the end of the day.

We've all gone through our man's phone before.

It's literally right in front of me.

Who wouldn't?

[Holland]

-Drama? Just being dramatic? -I think it shows that...

I think it shows that,

you know,

-it's not a healthy relationship. -If he respects... Hmm.

[Brooks]

[Sarah Jane]

[Brooks]

I feel like I sort of asked for it by going through someone's phone.

I didn't think that I would find what I found.

[screams]

I don't even know what to say.

-[Mary Holland] Hi! -Whoo!

-Whoo! -[Mary Holland] Let's go!

-[hip hop song playing] -[cheering]

[Brooks] Now that my sisters live in New York with me,

I wanna take over modeling with all the girls by my side.

This is our one shot and nothing is gonna stop us now.

What if it becomes awkward with me and my friends because you fucked them.

[Sarah Jane] Stop slut-shaming me.

It's my business who I hook up with.

I don't understand why everyone needs to put me in a box.

The pressure to decide between guys and girls...

-I might just go the other way. -That's what I do.

[Sarah Jane] I wanna be a face that's everywhere.

-You seem very frustrated. -I am.

It's because I'm back, you're worried

-I'm gonna take all your clients. -[Sarah Jane] Good luck, sis.

If we don't see any results, we would have to look into dropping you.

I quit my job. I'm entering my micro-retirement.

What the hell is a micro-retirement?

[Brooks] Jules is a Viscount, so if she would become a lady

when they get married...

I wanna be a lady.

Ooh, it's gonna take a lot of work.

I just feel like such a fucking loser.

[Mary Holland] You're the opposite.

You're the reason we're all here.

[crying]

[Mary Holland] We got you, girl.

Being the oldest, I sort of took on,

without anyone asking me, this mother role.

You're the biggest brat from the bayou I've ever met.

[all cheering]

I just don't think I need to be sober at 25.

Not enough room for, like, Brooksie and I's personalities.

Nader sisters stick together.

[all scream]

[person over PA] Are you ready?

One of your sisters' boyfriends has a baby.

This is major.

I feel like my world has just been flipped upside down.

[Brooks] You bitch!