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1994
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was a great time to be young.
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MTV still played videos, bowl cuts were
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socially acceptable and I was a football player
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at Saint Roman High, the best darn
sports school in the great state of Illinois.
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All I wanted to do was play.
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Football in the fall, basketball in the winter,
baseball in the spring.
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Looking back, if I hadn't found my confidence
on those fields of glory,
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I never would have made SportsCenter
all those years later.
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Unfortunately, that's not me...
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that's me.
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Pete!
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Pete Hickey
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freshman dick head.
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Truth is I did make it to
SportsCenter years later,
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but not as an athlete
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as a sportscaster.
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Down goes Hickey.
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Sadly, most of my athletic moments
growing up looked like this.
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Let's take a look at the highlights, shall we?
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Wrestle Mania, 1988 -
The Hickey family basement
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Pete The Pile Driver's afraid of no man.
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Those are real tears folks.
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Little League, 1989
- You got this
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- You got this
Bases loaded, bottom of the sixth -
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- You...
Strike 3!
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Soccer, 91
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Swimming, 92
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Gymnasti... we're not going to talk about that
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Driveway basketball with my little sister
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Hickey for the win!
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My skills never quite lived up
to my own imagination.
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But I was convinced that
would all change in high school.
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Like all the greats,
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that's when I would make my mark.
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I just wasn't sure how yet.
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You gotta stop pretending you're Rudy, dude.
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You haven't seen it yet, man,
You don't know how good it is.
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It's got the asthma kid from "The Goonies"
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He looks like a hobbit.
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He does not look like a hobbit
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He looks exactly like a hobbit,
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he should be cast as a hobbit.
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this is Rocco Cortez - 90% of his predictions
about the future will come true.
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- You know what your problem is?
- What?
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You have no respect for the bench.
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See, look how great this is.
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You can't make varsity by sitting
on the bench, Rocco.
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Dude, no one from our class
is going to make varsity.
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Take a look, around how many dudes you see?
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A lot.
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And how many of them are bigger than you?
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- All of them
- And how many years has
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Saint Roman's been an all-guy's school?
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- Every single year except...
- for the freshman class this year.
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That's right
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We're the first co-ed class
at a sports powerhouse
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we got three grades ahead of
us of nothing but football players,
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Kate Moss has a better chance of
finishing this sandwich
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then we do of making varsity.
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A little help?
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Her name was Alex Campbell
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and she was beautiful,
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even in shin guards.
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The ball...
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A little help?
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Yeah, sorry.
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Nice leg, thanks
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Forget her man.
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Girls here aren't interested in us.
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Every sophomore, junior and senior
at this school is a dude.
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They get playing time, they drive cars,
they got pubes!
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Okay, I got pubes, come on.
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No, you don't...and neither do I.
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I'm the only Puerto Rican on Earth
without pubes.
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Keep toying with me God,
see what happens!
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My advice?
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Learn to love the bench.
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Play by Play
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St. Roman's - four floors of Catholic heat.
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A boys' club that had finally let in some girls...
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and it had no idea what to do with them.
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- I'm so excited for the game
- Me too!
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- Do you have a dress yet?
- No, we have to go shopping. - Let's go shopping!
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Myself included.
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Still?
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I did the math, dude.
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You have a -7% chance of going
to Homecoming with this girl.
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If I got on varsity, she'd go with me.
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Or you could just grow a golden
penis while you're at it.
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Shut up
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You're the 4th string kicker, man!
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Forget football,
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just go talk to her.
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Hey, frosh!
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Oh, crap!
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What are you two doing up here?
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Oh, I'm an undercover cop, he's a robot. - Huh?
We're making a TV show called "Cop-bot".
- It's gunna be great.
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Rocco's first line of defense was
usually to confuse upper-classmen
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with enough nonsense that they just go away,
it never worked once.
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Listen frosh, this is a Junior Hall
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- C'mon man, we got class in the west wing.
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Don't tell for us, Dweeb.
So what's it going to be?
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The rip
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or the flick?
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The rip
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The only solace in being a class
of guys that was completely screwed
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was that we were all
completely screwed together.
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I'm gunna have to start going with the
flick soon, I'm running out of shirts.
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You don't what the flick.
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Look at Nelson over there.
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The flick was a quick hand flick
to the...well, you get it.
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You gotta protect those babies.
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Why?
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Never use 'em.
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Peter Hickey, please report to the office.
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- What are you looking at?
- Yeah, what are you looking at?
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- You Hickey?
- Yeah.
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Coach Richie Carfora
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A legend - 5 state championships
in three different sports.
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His entire coaching philosophy
could be summed up in four simple words.
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Get your ass down.
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It was the fix to any problem...in a hitting slump?
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Get your ass down!
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Not tackling hard enough?
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Get your ass down!
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Constipated?
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Get your ass down.
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I've never been so excited
to sit in my entire life.
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Here's the deal kid -
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You're here cuz I have a problem.
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You know what my problem is?
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You're a hoarder? - Children.
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Everyday I deal with children.
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I got an All-State kicker
who loves to rollerblade
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broke his leg last night.
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I got two back up kickers - the moron twins -
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they got into a fight over who get the job.
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I had to break it up thank you very much
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now they're both suspended.
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That leaves me with you,
Mike Hickey's little brother.
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Now Mike Hickey, was a tremendous athlete
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you...suck at football.
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I think I'm gunna need you.
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How do you feel about being my varsity kicker?
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Two hours later I was home
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already clearing space for my
varsity letter in the Hickey Hall of Fame.
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My family was a family of jocks.
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Mom and Dad were college athletes,
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my little sister was already
playing on boys baseball teams,
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and my brother Mike was a former Saint Roman god,
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an atlete of considerable grace and prowess.
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- Sleeper hold
- No
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Mike had earned a football scholarship
to the University of Illinois
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and was slated to
start his sophomore year
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until he blew out his knee
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listening to Hootie and the Blowfish.
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My knee!
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Sadly, now he spent most of his time
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playing NHL 94 and making
me guess what he just ate.
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God, I dunno...
bread, bread?
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Guess again
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Soup, soup
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Guess again
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I don't know!
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Dinner's ready
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It was a trick question
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I didn't eat anything, that's just my breath.
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Dinner at the Hickey house
was a lot like a hurry-up offense
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Okay, leftover chicken from last night,
cooked carrots
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- cooked carrots?
- cooked carrots, no salad, milk is in the fridge
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You had to move fast,
if you wanted to eat.
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Take this move by Gracie, for example...
- Stop it right there.
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Gracie uses mom as a screen
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gets past me and Dad - Bam!
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Grabs the big piece of chicken
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textbook dinner table offense.
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So, uh...
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I got named varsity kicker today.
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Of what?
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The varsity football team.
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Did someone die?
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No!
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Dybsky broke his leg and the
Muller's got suspended.
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Well, you got a good leg Pete, makes sense.
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Way to go.
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I'm proud of you, honey.
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Your brother didn't make varsity
until what was it, sophomore year?
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All-Conference that year, Mom...
so I'm not sweating it.
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We're eating, let the answering machine get it.
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Ah yes, the answering machine
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a staple of 90's suburbia that required
your family to act
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as obnoxious as humanly possible.
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Uh, hi...this fly message is for Peter,
this is Alex Campbell,
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please give me a call back
when you get the chance. 708-555-1910, thanks!
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A...A girl just called you Pete
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Varsity dude, it's all happening.
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Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
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You're never going to believe this.
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The two greatest things that could have ever
happened to me just happened to me last night.
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- You found two pubes?
- No!
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Alex Campbell called me.
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Why?
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She just left a message
saying to call her back.
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So what did she say when you called her back?
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I didn't call her back
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I can't call her back, are you crazy?
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I don't, I don't know what to say.
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What am I supposed to do? what would you say?
What if I say something wrong when she gets mad at me...
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- Get ahold of yourself!
- I really like her!
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Hey man, this is the Freshman Hall.
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We didn't do anything.
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Is this kid bothering you, Hickey?
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Yeah, you want us to throw him
in the girls bathroom?
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No, no, no, no, no,
he's my friend.
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We're just screwing around
Yeah, we were just screwing around
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Alright, see you at practice
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Later, little man.
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Yeah...that was the second thing
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I kind of made varsity, too.
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Wow,
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I sure didn't predict that.
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Maybe that means I'll be wrong about the
Cubs winning the World Series in 2016.
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It's happening.
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Pete Hickey, varsity phenom
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lines up
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Checks the wind
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Just kick the ball, you jackass!
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Some words of encouragement from the bench
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The new varsity kicker is ready
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he gives the signal
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- The kick is up, it's...
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That is a nightmare.
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Kid's got the distance though
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can't argue with that.
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Who the hell are you?
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Rocco
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Sandwich?
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So I noticed you're still
talking to yourself out there.
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Uh huh.
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and now you're staring at this girl like a creep.
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Uh huh.
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Fantastic combo
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Hey,
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tell me something
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in this Rudy movie how does he get the girl?
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He doesn't
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What?
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I mean there's not really a girl in the movie
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There's no girl in the movie?
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I mean he has a girlfriend, but
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he loses her.
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So what does he get in the end?
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He gets to play for Notre Dame.
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What kind of horrible movie is this?
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He gets in one play at the end,
and he sacks the quarterback.
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00:12:22,111 --> 00:12:23,111
- to win the game.
258
00:12:23,473 --> 00:12:28,371
No...I mean the games pretty much over
by that point but it's more like a moral victory.
259
00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,031
Alright, are you listening to me?
260
00:12:31,824 --> 00:12:33,250
- Are you listening?
- Yeah.
261
00:12:33,402 --> 00:12:36,456
I forbid you from wasting your life
on this horrible movie
262
00:12:36,612 --> 00:12:37,778
I forbid it.
263
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,768
Is she...
264
00:12:50,349 --> 00:12:53,660
Dude, I think she wants
to go to Homecoming with you.
265
00:12:57,540 --> 00:12:59,850
You golden penis son of a bitch.
266
00:13:05,059 --> 00:13:07,245
Pete Hickey looks to lock-up his homecoming date tonight
267
00:13:07,345 --> 00:13:10,792
never called a girl before in his life,
but he figures how hard could it be?
268
00:13:14,451 --> 00:13:16,079
Pretty freakin hard
269
00:13:16,247 --> 00:13:17,248
Damn it
270
00:13:20,148 --> 00:13:23,417
- Hey Mike, when you were going to Homecoming...
- Shut up, shut your damn face.
271
00:13:23,992 --> 00:13:25,740
Why you watching Jordan play baseball?
272
00:13:26,299 --> 00:13:27,353
He's terrible.
273
00:13:27,747 --> 00:13:29,321
What did you just say?
274
00:13:29,334 --> 00:13:32,331
There were only a few rules in the Hickey house
but one of them was definitely
275
00:13:32,775 --> 00:13:34,869
"Don't talk bad about Michael Jordan"
276
00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:36,486
"Ever."
277
00:13:36,508 --> 00:13:38,389
Nothing, sorry.
278
00:13:38,961 --> 00:13:40,397
$20 he homers right now.
279
00:13:40,762 --> 00:13:41,762
Fine
280
00:13:43,807 --> 00:13:44,807
- Strike 3 - Pay up
281
00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:46,291
We didn't shake on it.
282
00:13:46,311 --> 00:13:47,153
Dad!
283
00:13:47,162 --> 00:13:49,553
Will you wait 'till commercial for Cripe's sakes,
284
00:13:49,638 --> 00:13:51,586
Michael Jordan is playing baseball!
285
00:13:51,757 --> 00:13:53,085
- Might as well be living on the moon.
286
00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:57,699
Bringing Terry? Just let Dave do it.
287
00:14:00,445 --> 00:14:03,573
Good luck...she's on the phone with Aunt Marine.
288
00:14:03,588 --> 00:14:07,245
My mom and my aunt Marine had once
talked an entire Fourth of July weekend,
289
00:14:07,982 --> 00:14:09,363
this was not looking good.
290
00:14:09,546 --> 00:14:11,986
Two words Mo, NordicTrack.
291
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,020
I needed a new plan.
292
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:28,801
In 1994 there was only one other way to make
a phone call in the Hickey house -
293
00:14:30,017 --> 00:14:31,017
the car phone.
294
00:14:31,126 --> 00:14:34,275
A technology so advanced
I'd only seen my dad use it once.
295
00:14:34,865 --> 00:14:37,681
It was to remind my mom to tape
a double episode of "Coach".
296
00:14:38,075 --> 00:14:40,284
Well, just tape over Mike's
first communion then.
297
00:14:40,285 --> 00:14:42,885
It's a double episode, Clare!
298
00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:45,530
That call cost $47
299
00:14:45,732 --> 00:14:49,735
and my dad forbid anyone from ever
using the phone, ever again
300
00:14:50,678 --> 00:14:53,746
but desperate times called for desperate measures.
301
00:15:01,428 --> 00:15:05,176
- Hello.
- Uh, hi, uh, Mr. Campbell this is P...
302
00:15:05,211 --> 00:15:06,277
- Do you know what time it is?
303
00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:11,224
I was just wondering if I could t... - Don't tell me
you're calling for my daughter after 10 on a school night.
304
00:15:15,526 --> 00:15:16,528
- Hello?
305
00:15:16,835 --> 00:15:20,372
- Oh, now I'm mad, now I'm invested
now I got a reason to go...
306
00:15:24,903 --> 00:15:26,922
Hey Dad.
307
00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:41,850
Okay, so you got grounded
trying to ask a girl to homecoming.
308
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:42,962
So what?!
309
00:15:42,995 --> 00:15:44,218
You have bigger fish to fry.
310
00:15:44,426 --> 00:15:45,695
- Right?
- Right!
311
00:15:45,828 --> 00:15:48,696
- This is your varsity debut, right?
- Right!
312
00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:49,748
- Okay!
- Yeah! - Good!
313
00:15:52,358 --> 00:15:53,684
- FYI, though...
- Yeah?
314
00:15:53,784 --> 00:15:56,860
Alex is here, and she's wondering
why you haven't called her back yet.
315
00:15:57,093 --> 00:15:59,790
- She said that?
- I have a source who confirms this
316
00:16:00,287 --> 00:16:02,248
- Who's your source?
- Pissy Nguyen
317
00:16:02,402 --> 00:16:06,397
Pissy Nguyen? The guy who told us
his cousin's in Nirvana.
318
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:07,674
You don't think he is?
319
00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:10,889
There are three people in Nirvana, Rocco.
320
00:16:11,815 --> 00:16:13,816
Do any of them look like Pissy?
321
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:18,277
Okay
322
00:16:18,835 --> 00:16:21,437
so maybe my source isn't 100% reliable.
323
00:16:21,901 --> 00:16:23,655
But this is the biggest game of the year
324
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:25,038
she's got to be here.
325
00:16:25,079 --> 00:16:27,962
So just kick the game-winning field
goal and she'll fall in love with you
326
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,471
and I can finally throw
someone a bachelor party, right?
327
00:16:30,571 --> 00:16:31,030
Right!
328
00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:32,331
- Right?
- Right!
329
00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:34,902
- Are you all ready for this?
- I've been ready for this my whole life!
330
00:16:34,922 --> 00:16:36,465
That sounds like a line from "Rudy".
It is.
331
00:16:36,646 --> 00:16:37,904
Alright, I'm gunna let it slide this time
332
00:16:38,012 --> 00:16:39,012
Alright, let's go!
333
00:16:39,202 --> 00:16:41,804
Let's go! Let's go, let's go, go, go!
334
00:16:41,944 --> 00:16:43,488
Woah, woah, woah, woah, where do
you think you're going?
335
00:16:43,508 --> 00:16:44,849
- To kick off
- No, no, no, no, no
336
00:16:44,949 --> 00:16:46,608
Zagorski's handling that, no field goals tonight.
337
00:16:47,087 --> 00:16:49,150
You didn't think I was actually going to play you, did you?
338
00:16:49,456 --> 00:16:52,520
Look kid, your last name's Hickey,
it looks good on the depth charts.
339
00:16:52,776 --> 00:16:55,259
You're here because I wanna
keep St. Pat's on their toes
340
00:16:55,344 --> 00:16:57,458
you'll be lucky if you get into
a game when you're a senior.
341
00:16:57,734 --> 00:17:00,392
Now get your ass down on the bench
and, uh, shut up.
342
00:17:21,846 --> 00:17:23,974
Go, go, go, go, go
343
00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:27,793
Hey
344
00:17:27,868 --> 00:17:28,870
Cheer up
345
00:17:29,025 --> 00:17:30,241
you still made varsity.
346
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,420
It's impressive just to ride the bench on varsity.
347
00:17:33,187 --> 00:17:36,769
You're riding it right now and you're not even in pads.
348
00:17:37,318 --> 00:17:38,904
It's the clipboard,
349
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,748
people think I'm important.
350
00:17:40,775 --> 00:17:42,810
Clickboard Guy, we going
with the Nickle D again?
351
00:17:42,846 --> 00:17:44,713
Definitely...Nickle all the way.
352
00:17:45,341 --> 00:17:46,969
I...I don't even know what that means.
353
00:17:58,855 --> 00:18:00,256
I can't sit on this thing anymore.
354
00:18:25,528 --> 00:18:29,206
Sometimes it takes a kick in
the balls to make you finally use 'em.
355
00:18:33,549 --> 00:18:35,950
A last-minute botched handoff helps, too.
356
00:18:40,216 --> 00:18:41,941
Hey, coach! Coach!
357
00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:44,606
- Put me in
- Get back on the bench
358
00:18:44,678 --> 00:18:48,732
Look, you're down two and your QB can't
lift his throwing arm. You got one play left,
359
00:18:48,832 --> 00:18:49,833
let me kick.
360
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,505
I said back on the bench.
361
00:18:51,512 --> 00:18:53,823
I am the best chance you have to win.
362
00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:54,932
No.
363
00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:01,522
Put me in...you fat, Italian asshole!
364
00:19:03,089 --> 00:19:06,446
- I'll hit it.
- You better.
365
00:19:07,878 --> 00:19:09,271
Field goal unit - On
366
00:19:10,543 --> 00:19:11,544
Right now? Oh.
367
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,510
Holy crap rivers
368
00:19:17,599 --> 00:19:18,600
Go, Pete! - He's in!
369
00:19:19,975 --> 00:19:20,976
Come on, Pete!
370
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:28,294
This was it...
371
00:19:29,045 --> 00:19:31,378
the play I'd been dreaming about my whole life.
372
00:20:31,152 --> 00:20:32,858
Homecoming '94, what is up?!
373
00:20:33,407 --> 00:20:36,652
I'd just kicked the winning field
goal in a varsity football game
374
00:20:37,963 --> 00:20:40,698
nothing could ever take that away from me.
375
00:20:51,299 --> 00:20:52,299
Except a flag.
376
00:20:52,945 --> 00:20:56,457
Holding offense, ten yard penalty,
repeat first down.
377
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:01,800
What!?!
378
00:21:01,820 --> 00:21:04,200
I'd love to tell ya I hit
another one right after that
379
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,014
but I didn't.
380
00:21:06,107 --> 00:21:06,890
I missed
381
00:21:07,074 --> 00:21:08,760
by about 30 feet actually.
382
00:21:10,092 --> 00:21:11,225
but that's sports -
383
00:21:11,397 --> 00:21:12,598
swings and misses.
384
00:21:13,763 --> 00:21:14,764
If you're lucky though,
385
00:21:14,854 --> 00:21:17,200
sometimes the misses
lead you to the right spot anyway.
386
00:21:17,451 --> 00:21:19,564
Admit it, "Rudy" made you cry.
387
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,683
I didn't cry, I'm just allergic
to crappy movies
388
00:21:23,038 --> 00:21:24,038
it's medical.
389
00:21:31,814 --> 00:21:33,481
Can we just walk home, man?
390
00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:37,241
Dude, can I be honest with you?
391
00:21:38,018 --> 00:21:40,550
You're a much better talker than you are a kicker.
392
00:21:40,969 --> 00:21:42,264
Who cares about varsity?
393
00:21:42,364 --> 00:21:43,631
Just go talk to her.
394
00:21:44,891 --> 00:21:45,891
You'll go with me?
395
00:21:46,332 --> 00:21:48,640
I'm your Beavis, Butt-head.
396
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:55,660
Hey
397
00:21:55,694 --> 00:21:58,243
shouldn't you guys be, uh, inside at the dance.
398
00:21:58,279 --> 00:21:59,620
- It's too hot inside.
399
00:22:00,597 --> 00:22:03,366
Uh, yeah, with all those sweaty old dudes right?
400
00:22:05,401 --> 00:22:07,535
I'm Pete, this is my buddy Rocco.
401
00:22:07,645 --> 00:22:09,651
Ladies. Popcorn?
402
00:22:09,956 --> 00:22:11,961
I'm Alex, you never called me back.
403
00:22:12,043 --> 00:22:15,424
I did, but your dad answered
and he was pretty upset.
404
00:22:15,747 --> 00:22:17,282
Oh, I'm so sorry about that
405
00:22:17,361 --> 00:22:22,574
there were all these guys asking me to homecoming,
they kept calling after like 9 on a school night.
406
00:22:23,771 --> 00:22:24,772
Idiots.
407
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,975
So...why did you call me?
408
00:22:28,065 --> 00:22:30,124
I wanted to do an article on you for the school paper.
409
00:22:30,464 --> 00:22:33,429
Only freshman to make varsity - that's pretty cool!
410
00:22:33,804 --> 00:22:36,271
Well, I mean for like one game.
411
00:22:37,142 --> 00:22:39,339
so, uh...you're a sports writer.
412
00:22:39,746 --> 00:22:41,273
Well, trying to be.
413
00:22:41,330 --> 00:22:44,909
You should come to one of our meetings sometime
maybe we could work on a story together.
414
00:22:45,006 --> 00:22:47,407
Yeah...sports writing...that'd be fun.
415
00:22:49,185 --> 00:22:50,186
Ugh, girls...
416
00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:52,024
That our cue.
417
00:22:52,406 --> 00:22:55,759
These older guys are fun,
but who likes Boys to Men anymore?
418
00:22:55,886 --> 00:22:57,301
Yeah, I hate Boys to Men
419
00:22:57,336 --> 00:22:59,490
they suck, those guys inside suck.
420
00:22:59,859 --> 00:23:01,078
OK,
421
00:23:01,099 --> 00:23:02,099
We gotta go.
422
00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:03,423
See you guys.
423
00:23:06,988 --> 00:23:10,127
- She touched my arm, did you see that?
- I did.
424
00:23:12,753 --> 00:23:15,026
That must be Alex's date's coat.
425
00:23:16,116 --> 00:23:18,256
That's the guy who ripped your shirt, right?
426
00:23:18,825 --> 00:23:19,826
It's funny,
427
00:23:19,955 --> 00:23:22,595
high school shapes us in ways we'd never expect.
428
00:23:23,673 --> 00:23:26,750
When I was 14 I thought St. Roman's
was where I'd become a great athlete.
429
00:23:27,618 --> 00:23:30,731
But really, it was where
I'd start to find my voice.
430
00:23:31,991 --> 00:23:34,619
Woaaah, Pete Hickey, nice.
431
00:23:35,518 --> 00:23:36,877
You know what, Rocco?
432
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,859
Sometimes you just got to take life by the...
- Hey, that's my coat!
433
00:23:41,326 --> 00:23:44,240
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