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Having our own business
had always been our greatest dream.
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To make a ton of money
while also getting to decide
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who you work with, where you work,
and when you work.
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And if you know why you're doing it,
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then it's almost irrelevant
what you're doing.
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Bosses are winner types.
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Employees are loser types
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who use their free time
to try to realize their dreams.
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Why would somebody
choose a life like that?
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Work time is life time.
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- Can I come in?
- No. Who are you?
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I'm...
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I'm a very good friend of Moritz's.
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- I don't believe you.
- Why not?
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Moritz doesn't have any friends.
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And if he does,
they're either ugly or disabled.
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A compliment from a nine-year-old.
Not bad.
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I'm 11!
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Do you want to beat Moritz up?
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We'll see.
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Okay, then come in.
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Down the hall, last door on the right.
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Twenty-one orders in three days!
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If this keeps up,
we'll need new inventory.
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And I'll need a garage.
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For my Jet Ski!
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Shit!
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Oh, Mr. Sander!
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What are you doing here?
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You still owe me money!
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But first, delete that fucking photo
from the fucking cloud.
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- Okay, it's deleted.
- Yeah?
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You should always delete everything
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from the fucking trash.
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Okay. Do you know what happens now?
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I'll give you the rest of the money soon.
I promise...
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Wrong answer.
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I'll give it to you right now!
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Sorry, that was actually
the right answer. So...
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Where's the money?
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We don't have it yet.
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- You just said you'd give it to me now.
- I thought that's what you wanted to hear.
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- Yeah, I did.
- That's why I said it!
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Yes, but only if it's true!
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You can have the rest of the pills now.
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You can't hit a disabled person!
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Which of you are you referring to?
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You think that's funny?
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What the fuck?
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What are my pills doing in that picture?
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Have you two lost your fucking minds?
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Are you guys watching a movie?
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Sounds intense.
Do you want anything to eat?
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Definitely.
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But it's a really exciting part right now.
We'll pop in a pizza later.
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Two pizzas. One for each person in here.
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Exactly!
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Okay, you fucking nerds,
tell me what you're up to here.
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All right, maybe you can't always decide
who you work with.
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Fucking capitalism!
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Fuck you all!
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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
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How dumb can you be?
A dick pic in the first message!
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I've honestly considered making them
into a coffee table book.
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"Dicks of Germany."
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With Dan's, for instance.
He has a gorgeous dick, by the way.
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- It could be good for the cover.
- Oh, Fritzi!
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What's wrong?
Can't I reduce a man to his looks?
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- Besides, I'm looking more for you.
- Thanks.
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Right now I'm just glad to be by myself.
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Lisa, we both know what's going on.
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For years you were everybody's darling,
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then suddenly, snap. Like Miley Cyrus.
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First, Hannah Montana,
then "Wrecking Ball."
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It's great if you stop
letting other people
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make the decisions about your future.
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You were unhappy, and you made a decision.
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One on one, Dan was clearly the winner.
What are you waiting for?
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Did you tell Moritz about the party?
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No.
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Tell me one reason
why I'd talk to your ex about you.
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Oh, fuck!
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Remember 50 Cent? The rapper?
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He used to deal drugs, too.
And you know how he got rich?
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Rapping?
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No.
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He got in on Vitamin Water,
the beverage company.
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Yeah, he also invested in Bitcoin, and...
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And this project with you two lunkheads
is my way out.
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Well, strictly speaking,
you won't really be out.
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You see, we were already looking
for a reliable supplier.
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- Yeah?
- To avoid possible delivery bottlenecks.
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I'm the most reliable
drug supplier I know.
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- And the money?
- Let's say 10,000.
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I want it by Tuesday.
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No.
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You give us the 10,000.
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What?
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That's your stake in the company.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
Do I look like Shark Tank?
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If we scale up recent demand,
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we'll get a product turnover
of 450 pills per day.
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That makes 164,250 pills per year.
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According to the current sale price,
that gives us monthly sales of...
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54,000 euros.
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And it's an upward trend.
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So before anyone invests
to get a share of the profits...
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let's say, for a third...
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they'd have to invest
at least 10,000 euros.
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Anything else would be considered a gift,
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and that's, unfortunately, illegal.
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Check yourself.
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Okay, boys.
I'll tell you how it's going to work.
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I have two grand here.
I want you to turn it into ten by Tuesday.
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Then we'll take it from there
as business partners.
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And if you run out of pills,
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call me by holding the 1 key.
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And if Auntie Buba calls,
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you pick up,
no matter when, no matter where!
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- Got it?
- Yes.
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Have you...? Okay. Then it's fine.
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All right, let's toast to that.
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Here.
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You really drink this stuff?
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Boys, sugar is poison.
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In Germany, three people die per hour
because of sugar.
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Let that sink in... three people!
Per hour!
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Okay, we get it.
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Fucking geeks!
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Yo, Marie. I'm leaving.
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Don't let those guys bring you down.
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Yallah.
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Close the door!
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Calm down.
We won't need to defend ourselves.
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The gun probably wasn't even real.
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For this to work, we'll need a way
to replenish inventory. A supplier.
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Like Foxconn and Apple!
Just because the supplier is evil,
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it doesn't mean you can't work with them.
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I'll tell you what we'll do.
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We take the 5,000 euros
from our Bitcoin wallet,
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plus the 2,000 from "50 Cent Jr.,"
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then we sell the rest of the pills
till we have 10,000.
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And then... then we close the shop.
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Have you looked at the numbers?
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Lenny, the people love us.
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Have you read the customer reviews?
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Here, "These pills suck.
I was totally freaked out." One star.
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Look, this is in Spanish.
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"What a load of shit.
Can we find the server location
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and then... fist them to death?"
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On Yelp, reviews always tend to be
on the negative side.
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But on Yelp, you don't die
if your food sucks, man!
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I mean, we don't even know
what we're selling.
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Maybe we should test the stuff first.
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Lenny, you dropped chemistry
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because you were scared
you'd accidentally create anti-matter.
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Exactly! We don't even know
what MDMA stands for!
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Methyl...
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Moritz, seriously?
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Methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine.
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See? We know what it stands for.
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The guy has a gun!
If anything goes wrong, he'll kill us!
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And there's nothing we can do about it.
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Hello? Moritz!
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Dude!
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Wait up!
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Lenny, hang on!
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Fuck!
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- What's your fucking problem?
- You're my fucking problem!
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This isn't fucking GTA, Moritz.
When you're dead here, you're dead.
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- You don't re-spawn at the next hospital.
- Relax!
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This is almost 2,000 euros
worth of orders.
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Just from this week!
I know what I'm doing, Lenny!
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Everything is cool!
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Freeze! Police!
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Okay, guys. I have to go.
The fish are biting.
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Oh, well. Crime doesn't sleep,
but you know what?
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Neither do the police.
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Take the pizza out of the oven, okay?
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Wow! Seems to be going really well
with MyTems.
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Here, I'll drop them off for you.
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There's a mailbox on the way anyway.
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What?
No one will stop and search a cop.
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Asshole.
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I know what you're thinking.
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But Steve Jobs didn't care that people
thought he was an asshole, either.
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Some of the greatest geniuses
of all time were assholes.
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Thomas Edison, for instance.
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In order to prove that alternating current
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was more dangerous
than his direct current,
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he had an elephant publicly executed
with alternating current.
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Carly Fiorina reinvented
Hewlett Packard,
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laying off thousands of employees,
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while tripling her own salary
and buying herself a yacht
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and five private jets.
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Jeff Bezos from Amazon
regularly sends employees e-mails
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containing only a question mark
just to make them feel insecure.
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And Elon Musk,
don't get me started with him.
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Success isn't a popularity contest.
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If you want someone's attention
who isn't interested in you at all,
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you sometimes have to do
the exact opposite of what they expect.
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Okay, fantastic.
Aaron and Finn will do Cat and Mouse.
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Next material, Spring Awakening.
Young love.
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Moritz, Lisa,
that's something for you, right?
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- Yeah, sure...
- I'm already with Gerda.
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And people call my profession monotonous.
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Then Lisa can do
The Sorrows of Young Werther with Fritzi.
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FRITZI
FORGET HIM. GO FOR DAN.
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Are you listening, Lisa?
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Put your phones away, guys.
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- Lisa, enough, give me your phone.
- I didn't do anything.
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If it's that important,
let's share it with the whole class, okay?
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- Give it here.
- It's not important to anyone else.
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- Either you give...
- Besides, you can't. Privacy laws.
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Hand it over or leave the room.
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Lisa has just won herself a date
with the principal.
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SHE LEARNED ALBANIAN IN HER SLEEP!
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Hey, Lisa.
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About this morning,
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I get it if you don't want to do
a presentation with me.
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That's why I'm doing it with Gerda.
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That doesn't mean
I'm not interested in you anymore.
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Hey, Lisa!
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So I wanted to...
don't worry about America, okay?
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I'm selling drugs now
and we'll get it figured out.
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Hey, Lisa.
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I...
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If you need more of the... you know...
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I... I might know somebody.
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See you at school. Ciao.
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Honey.
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I...
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I...
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I actually wanted... I wanted to...
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I think it's good that you're focusing
on your chemistry again.
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Maybe you can take over
the company one day after all.
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PSYCHOTROPIC SUBSTANCE
THAT BELONGS TO PHENOLIC ETHER
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AND AMPHETAMINE GROUPS
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RISKS:
ELEVATED BODY TEMPERATURE
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VOMITING
MUSCLE CRAMPS
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SWIPE TO CANCEL
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I am divorcing your father.
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He wanted to tell you himself,
but he can't even do that.
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Hey, Mo, I wanted to let you know
that the pills are dangerous.
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They have PMA inside.
It causes hot flashes and serious barfing.
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HEY LENNY, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
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If you find out where to get good Molly,
let me know. Bye.
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WHO KNOWS WHAT'S IN THOSE PILLS
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HEY LENNY, MAYBE...
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Fuck off, Moritz.
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I have to run back to school.
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- A conference.
- Bye.
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Hey, people, welcome to Lenny's show!
I have some crazy info for you.
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LEAVE A COMMENT
FBOETTGER - UH, WHAT?
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Did you know that David Prowse,
the actor who played Darth Vader,
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didn't know he had to wear a mask?
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MORITZ:
YOU'RE LIVE! DUDE?
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And he only found out that they'd dubbed
his voice
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LENNY? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
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when he saw the movie.
261
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I mean, what the hell!
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#DELETE YOURSELF
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Then, in Return of the Jedi,
he gets to take off his mask,
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but they replaced his face
with Sebastian Shaw's.
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Lenny?
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Lenny?
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What the fuck?
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Lenny?
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Lenny?
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What?
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Lenny tested.
272
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Hot. Lenny take it off. Take it off!
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I think the pills are really shit.
274
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Turty.
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Lenny, you were right.
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We won't have any long-term success
if our customers aren't happy.
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And they won't be happy
if we deliver substandard products.
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You know what Steve Jobs did when
he came back to save Apple in '97? Right!
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He got rid of the Newton.
280
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And why? Because the product was shit.
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Sure, our customers say
they want to fist us to death,
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but they have a point.
283
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Lenny? What they actually mean is...
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"We would be very pleased if,
after this unsatisfying experience,
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we could receive a replacement product,
free of charge."
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DANIEL
HEY LISA, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
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WANNA HANG?
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Fucking pills.
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TYPE YOUR RESPONSE
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VIEW PICTURE
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Fuck!
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Think what you will.
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I disagree.
294
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It's not at all crazy
to transfer all of our money
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to a total stranger
from the Darknet instead of...
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settling our debt
with the armed small-town dealer.
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That's the difference between
people like me and people like you.
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Hey, Lisa.
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What's up?
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Fritzi said we should talk.
301
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I have an important appointment
and I needed an okay from the school.
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But I'm not allowed to talk about it.
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You know why?
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You could say
I'm something like a secret agent.
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What do you have against me?
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I keep texting you, but you never respond.
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The hard-to-get act
isn't as sexy as you think.
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What do you mean?
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- I don't know, my Facebook messages?
- When did you message me?
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Yesterday, today.
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Ms. Novak, the principal
will be right with you. Go on inside.
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Johanna Schroen.
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Send me a heart.
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Dominik Schroeder.
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- Lea Wergboch.
- Here.
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DANIEL //2:17 PM
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Hey!
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Hey, Moritz!
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Here's a message
you can't delete so easily.
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You don't hack
into your girlfriend's Facebook.
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And definitely not your ex-girlfriend's.
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And just for the record...
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you don't want to be with me.
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You want to be with the me
from a year ago.
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Don't you see that I've changed?
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Why does everyone think
they know what's best for me?
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If anyone should know, it's me, right?
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So maybe you can all leave me alone?
Thanks.
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Oh, and here's a song to sign off.
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POLICE
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Follow the street for 500 meters.
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- She blocked me on everything.
- Shit.
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I mean, did she think her private data
was secure on Facebook?
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In 350 meters, turn right.
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You think we can trust this guy?
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I'm not in the mood
to have a gun shoved in my face again.
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Aren't you the guy
who's not afraid of dying?
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Relax, Lenny.
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Purplerain said
we wouldn't meet in person.
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So how did your Purplerain picture it?
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- Up here.
- Turn right.
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You will reach your destination
in 150 meters.
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Your destination is at a remote location.
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You have reached your destination.
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You will reach your destination
in 50 meters.
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Hey!
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Keep going.
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Keep going...
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- Stop!
- You have reached your destination.
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Okay, it's supposed to be right here.
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Dude, that's a fucking molehill.
We got ripped off.
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00:25:50,045 --> 00:25:52,005
Let's just keep going with Buba's pills.
353
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Yeah, greatest pills ever.
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"Hey, everyone,
welcome to the Lenny Show!"
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- Moritz?
- What?
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00:26:18,005 --> 00:26:20,765
Honestly. Is this what
two ruthless assholes look like?
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00:26:22,165 --> 00:26:24,365
Or two criminal masterminds?
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00:26:24,725 --> 00:26:28,045
I mean, not every genius
is automatically an asshole.
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00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:30,885
And not every asshole
is automatically a genius.
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You can print that quote
on your T-shirt if you want.
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And what do we do about Buba?
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Give him his 10,000,
then he's off our backs.
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12 MISSED CALLS
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NUMBER REDIAL
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Hello?
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- Who's speaking, please?
- Buba?
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00:27:00,845 --> 00:27:01,925
Yes?
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00:27:02,645 --> 00:27:04,565
Yo, what's up?
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00:27:13,285 --> 00:27:14,285
What was that?
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