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I'm hosting a tournament.
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And I invite the best
drivers to compete.
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[GROANING]
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-John?
-Quiet?
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DOLLFACE: We call
ourselves The Dolls.
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The divide between
insiders and outsiders
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grows by the day.
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I'm entering the tournament.
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I'm gonna wish to bring
down all the city walls.
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It's bad out here, John.
And it's getting worse.
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MAN: This monster's
after me. Who is he?
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My best friend!
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Unfortunately, you missed
every major organ on his body.
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STU: When you're
the last survivor,
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everyone will know
Sweet Tooth is the best.
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Look, I was thinking,
come with me.
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-You're lucky I'm available.
-Ah!
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DOLLFACE: I heard you and
Quiet make quite the team.
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JOHN DOE: Just like old times.
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John and I are
gonna take a detour.
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[SCREAMING]
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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I'm Mayhem.
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You're looking at
the best driver
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-on the West Coast.
-Prove it.
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You don't have a goddamn
clue what you're doing.
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MAYHEM: What the hell is that?
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This wasn't on the final exam!
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DOLLFACE: If you
two are gonna win,
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you're gonna need
some special weapons.
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And the most
overpowered specials
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can only be found
in Diesel City.
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That's cool, but we
don't have any money.
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We're gonna steal them.
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[♪]
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[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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You wanna steal a bunch of
weapons out of this place?
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Looks like you're gonna
need a plan to do that.
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Good thing I've got one.
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So here's the deal.
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The cardinal rule of
Diesel City is no violence.
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Dozens of snipers in
there make sure of that.
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You die, it's from their bullet.
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Diesel City is for buyers only.
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So whatever gas you bring
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is swapped out for
an in-house currency.
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And while the bazaar
has got a whole slew
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of fine-ass weaponry,
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the most lethal
ordnance can be found
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deep in the Emperor's
inner sanctum,
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locked away in a vault
and for good reason,
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these are game changers,
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S-tier special weapons,
the nasty shit.
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MAYHEM: They have an
emperor here? Sick.
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DOLLFACE: The biggest hurdle
will be opening up the vault.
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The switch that
controls the door
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is way up there in
the crow's nest.
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So how do we get into
the inner sanctum?
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DOLLFACE: Only the highest
paying customers are allowed.
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And the people
with the most money
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are the representative
from the insider cities.
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I think the official term
is a gaggle of fuck nuts.
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You blend in with them,
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get yourself a lanyard,
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boom, you're in.
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I'll take the lead on this one.
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Really? You?
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Yeah, me.
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I used to live with insiders.
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I know how their brain works.
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Do you even know what
an hors d'oeuvres is?
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And you won't believe
how they spell that shit.
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Listen, how are we
going to blend in?
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I mean, we're filthy.
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I don't even know
whose blood this is.
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Here you go.
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Mr. and Mrs. Dipshit
reporting for duty.
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Okay, so while you two
look for the vault,
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I'll sneak up to the crow's
nest and get the door open.
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You have 30 minutes to
get your asses there.
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20 minutes, yeah.
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What? 30 minutes.
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Yeah, that's what I meant.
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You got to be in and out, okay?
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Mayhem, you'll stay back here.
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Shit goes sideways, we
might need a getaway driver.
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Oh, hell yeah!
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I'll totally drive us
the fuck out of here.
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She ready for this?
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Yes.
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Keys, bitch!
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-[KEYS JINGLE]
-Thank you.
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Okay.
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You two ready to debut
the new spring collection?
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MAYHEM: Wow.
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You look like a loose turd.
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Goddamn.
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We good?
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Yeah, we're good.
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DOLLFACE: All right, let's go.
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Bye. Don't die in there.
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Offerings for the Emperor?
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[SNIFFS]
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20 pieces each.
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Welcome to Diesel City,
where commerce is created
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and conflict is not tolerated.
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Happy shopping.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Remember, vault
door, 30 minutes.
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JOHN DOE: That's a bold choice.
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QUIET: Knights of Nebraska.
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I heard they took over Topeka
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and then killed what
was left of the law.
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Guess they can wear whatever
funny fucking hats they want.
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So this is Diesel City.
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Ho-ly shit.
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-Eight for all of these?
-MERCHANT: Mmm-hmm.
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And if you're interested, I'm
running a sale on .40 caliber.
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SWEET TOOTH: Hey, they got
grenades. Can we have some?
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We have grenades in the truck.
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No, but these ones have
little metal pieces in them.
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I'll never ask for
anything again.
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Not this time. Thank you.
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I know you're excited,
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but you need to calm
down a little bit, okay?
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Remember, this is about
us winning the tournament,
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not about you buying
whatever you want.
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I do want to win the tournament.
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Exactly. And these
bullets I got us,
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they're armor piercing.
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-Pretty sweet, huh?
-Yeah, I guess.
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Trust me, you're going
to have plenty of toys
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to play with. Okay?
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See, that's why I like
working with you, Stu.
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You do the premeditating.
I do the murder.
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Speaking of, I know killing
is a big no-no around here,
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but I'm pretty sure I
can get away with it.
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I mean, it can't be that hard.
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MERCHANT: Stop, thief!
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-[GUNSHOT]
-[GRUNTS]
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Oh, shit.
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SWEET TOOTH: Oh! [LAUGHING]
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Woo! Way to go!
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You really misted that guy.
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Oh, man, whew!
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See, that's why
you gotta behave.
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They're always watching.
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Where there's a willing clown,
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there's a way to murder.
Know what I'm saying?
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Look, why don't you go pick out
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something special
for the tournament?
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Here you go.
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Get whatever you want,
so long as it's useful.
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Okay? Have fun.
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And no murder.
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Sure thing, Stu.
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[LAUGHING]
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[♪]
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[BUZZER]
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Okay. We need to get some
lanyards without a fight.
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Any ideas?
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No.
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Oh, way to take the lead.
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Here comes some insiders. Okay.
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Guess I'm gonna have to
pull out the big guns.
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Hello, boys.
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Oh, you can't be serious.
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Look, you're... you're
a cute chick, Quiet,
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but you look like you're trying
to push out a fart right now,
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[LAUGHING]
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What are you doing here anyways?
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You're supposed
to be in the car.
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Well, I'm helping
your awkward asses.
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-That's what I'm doing.
-QUIET: Oh, shit.
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JOHN DOE: Oh, where'd
you get those?
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Well, I asked nicely, and
they just gave them to me.
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-What do you think?
-QUIET: Not bad.
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Good pull, May.
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No. No way. This guy
doesn't even look like me.
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-He wears glasses.
-Oh. Got you covered, chief.
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[SIGHS]
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This isn't gonna work.
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Huh, how is everything
so crisp and clear?
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What are you talking about?
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You know how the world
is usually blurry?
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With these, it...
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Well, you got to try these.
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Like, have your eyes
always been that color?
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Well, I've done my job.
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Hey, your job is getaway driver.
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You're going back
to the car, right?
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Oh, yeah. Definitely.
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Glasses.
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They're working.
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Welcome back, Mr. Davis.
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Yeah, of course.
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Ms. Tomaso.
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And good tidings to you
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from the fine people of Spokane.
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Sure, whatever
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Spokane go bragh.
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Okay.
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[BUZZER]
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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JOHN DOE: We can tell Mayhem
we found Fucknut Island.
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-[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
-Oh, look, drinks.
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Oh, hey, this flavor
is intoxicating.
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-Oh, damn, that is sweet.
-Mmm-hmm.
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Usually that means
it's full of booze.
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[GASPING] Oh, yeah, it is.
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There's His Highness.
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Yeah, so someone actually,
like, killed my lube guy.
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It's crazy. Like, who'd
kill an essential worker?
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I bet the vault's behind there.
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So rude.
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Okay, let's just lay low
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-and make our way over.
-All right.
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-Just, you know, blend in.
-Okay.
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[♪]
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Looking like we got
a couple bogeys.
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And now we have got
to go, right now.
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Go, go, go, go, go. Abort.
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Well, well, well.
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Where the fuck do you
think you're going?
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So, what exactly
are you two up to?
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Top of the morning to you, sir.
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-I'm Deb from Spokane.
-I can see your badge.
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Yeah, I'm-I'm Rick, but
you can call me, uh,
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Big Rick from Kirkland.
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Yummy.
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You know, I've never heard
a Spokane accent before.
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It's fucking hideous!
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I love it. [LAUGHING]
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Stupid accent.
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So what I want to know is,
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what are you guys
doing here together?
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Kirkland and Spokane haven't
had diplomatic relations
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since the manure conflict.
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Trying to turn my little
weapons market soiree
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into a peace summit, are we?
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Oi, that we are, sir.
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Guilty. [LAUGHING]
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Oh, really?
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Okay. [CHUCKLES]
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How is Kirkland since
the whole sabotage?
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Uh, we're maintaining.
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Poisoning their drinking water
with laxatives was genius.
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Break their sewers,
fill their hospitals,
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make them feel dirty for once.
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Girl, Spokane don't
play! [LAUGHING]
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No, no, no!
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Aye, we almost
killed those bastards
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-and their wings.
-[LAUGHING]
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Hmm. Is that even you?
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[SPUTTERS AND CHUCKLES]
256
00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:39,172
JOHN DOE: Uh...
257
00:11:40,724 --> 00:11:42,758
Looks like someone benefited
from those laxatives.
258
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,710
-Right?
-[ALL LAUGHING]
259
00:11:45,793 --> 00:11:47,503
Diarrhea looks great on you.
260
00:11:47,586 --> 00:11:48,848
[GRUNTS]
261
00:11:48,931 --> 00:11:51,192
He's still, uh, full
of shite, though.
262
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,710
[LAUGHING]
263
00:11:52,793 --> 00:11:55,020
Deb. I love Deb.
264
00:11:55,103 --> 00:11:57,227
You know, it's so funny.
265
00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:59,192
I can't understand a
fucking word you're saying,
266
00:11:59,275 --> 00:12:01,330
but this whole lovers
from different towns,
267
00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:05,399
Romeo and Juliet bullshit
gets me rock fucking hard.
268
00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:07,882
[LAUGHING] Now, if
you'll excuse me,
269
00:12:07,965 --> 00:12:09,896
I've got to go prepare
for the main event.
270
00:12:10,517 --> 00:12:11,758
Enjoy the auction.
271
00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:14,000
Stay hydrated.
272
00:12:22,655 --> 00:12:23,882
That was too fucking close.
273
00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:25,241
-[GLASSES CLINK]
-[SIGHS]
274
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,089
Mmm!
275
00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:28,261
Ooh, banana-berry.
276
00:12:28,344 --> 00:12:30,000
-That's fucking yum, dude.
-Amazing.
277
00:12:30,724 --> 00:12:31,724
Mmm!
278
00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:33,827
15 coins for one missile?
279
00:12:34,206 --> 00:12:35,434
That's highway robbery.
280
00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:37,572
I can give you, uh, 12.
281
00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:39,434
12? 12 is an insult.
282
00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:42,172
Stu! Stuart!
283
00:12:42,689 --> 00:12:43,758
Ta-da!
284
00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:46,985
Hey, I need some of
those coins back.
285
00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:48,206
Sorry, fresh out.
286
00:12:48,655 --> 00:12:50,137
This thing is gorgeous, right?
287
00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:52,123
It's real velvet. Touch it.
288
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,054
You spent all of our money,
289
00:12:54,137 --> 00:12:56,951
the money we need for actual
weapons, on a stupid cape?
290
00:12:57,034 --> 00:12:58,275
Watch this.
291
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,724
-Hey, what are you...
-[BONES CRACK]
292
00:13:01,931 --> 00:13:03,537
Shit!
293
00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:05,882
I killed two other yo-yos
like that the same way.
294
00:13:05,965 --> 00:13:08,985
-No one even noticed.
-Unbelievable.
295
00:13:09,068 --> 00:13:10,192
Even when we have a plan,
296
00:13:10,275 --> 00:13:11,641
you still just do
whatever you want to do.
297
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,399
I don't think you understand.
298
00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:15,572
I am investing in history,
299
00:13:15,655 --> 00:13:19,482
because this cape
belonged to Count Dracula!
300
00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:21,275
No way that's true.
301
00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:23,572
The vendor I bought this
from was a learned man,
302
00:13:23,655 --> 00:13:25,020
not a chance he would lie to me.
303
00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:26,848
Regardless if it was
owned by a Dracula,
304
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,951
the point is, I asked you one
thing, one simple thing...
305
00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:31,468
BURLY GUARD: You need
to come with us, sir.
306
00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:32,641
What? Why?
307
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,158
Sweet Tooth, a little help.
308
00:13:34,241 --> 00:13:35,503
Sweet Tooth!
309
00:13:35,586 --> 00:13:37,068
Catch you later, Stu!
310
00:13:38,724 --> 00:13:41,137
Count Sweet Tooth
is on the hunt.
311
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:47,655
Is he still looking at us?
312
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:49,413
JOHN DOE: Yeah.
313
00:13:50,034 --> 00:13:51,882
Look, there's only
15 minutes left.
314
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,068
Let's just scope out what
we want out of the vault.
315
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:57,192
Like this, Ghost Missiles.
316
00:13:57,275 --> 00:13:58,641
I wonder if they can
go through walls.
317
00:13:58,724 --> 00:14:00,710
Every missile goes
through walls.
318
00:14:00,793 --> 00:14:02,379
Hmm. How about this?
319
00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:05,054
Boomerang Blast.
320
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:07,744
Don't tell me they
come back to you.
321
00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:09,606
Oh, that would be so useless.
322
00:14:09,689 --> 00:14:12,710
Don't be so quick to
discount the Boomerang Blast.
323
00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:14,261
It's more difficult
to master, yes,
324
00:14:14,344 --> 00:14:16,882
but it is one of our
more lethal options.
325
00:14:16,965 --> 00:14:19,054
It feels like ease of use
326
00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:20,434
would be sorta key there.
327
00:14:20,517 --> 00:14:22,296
A lady who knows what she wants.
328
00:14:22,379 --> 00:14:24,606
If you prefer something
a bit simpler,
329
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:27,620
may I suggest the Napalm Cones?
330
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,744
These rockets deploy
liquid napalm.
331
00:14:30,827 --> 00:14:33,813
They can melt an outsider's
skin in seven seconds flat.
332
00:14:33,896 --> 00:14:36,261
I'm assuming this is for
perimeter defense, yes?
333
00:14:36,344 --> 00:14:37,399
Oi, of course.
334
00:14:37,482 --> 00:14:39,399
AUCTION HOST: New San Francisco
335
00:14:39,482 --> 00:14:40,917
just implemented this system
336
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,227
and is very pleased
with the results.
337
00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,054
They cleared out an
entire encampment
338
00:14:45,137 --> 00:14:47,724
of pedestrians near their
gates lickety split.
339
00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:51,917
The smell will go
away eventually.
340
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,399
That's fucked up, man.
341
00:14:53,482 --> 00:14:55,261
[LAUGHING] It is, isn't it?
342
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:57,000
Oh, thank you so much, sir.
343
00:14:57,758 --> 00:14:58,793
Keep it together.
344
00:14:59,034 --> 00:15:01,848
The people outside the walls
are just trying to hang on.
345
00:15:01,931 --> 00:15:03,779
This guy's talking about
them like they're roaches.
346
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,413
Every city has
weapons like this now.
347
00:15:07,137 --> 00:15:08,330
Every one.
348
00:15:08,413 --> 00:15:10,123
Keeping people out
isn't enough anymore.
349
00:15:10,206 --> 00:15:11,089
They want them gone.
350
00:15:11,172 --> 00:15:14,089
I know people on the
inside, guards, even.
351
00:15:14,172 --> 00:15:16,296
And they don't say anything
about stuff like this.
352
00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:18,379
Yeah. You think
they would tell you?
353
00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:24,896
Fuck them and fuck this.
354
00:15:25,448 --> 00:15:26,606
We're taking them all down.
355
00:15:26,689 --> 00:15:28,862
The system, the
walls, all of it.
356
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,448
[GLASS CLINKING]
357
00:15:33,931 --> 00:15:36,123
Okay, chin chin.
358
00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:37,710
Everybody wrap up your biz,
359
00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:39,641
and we will announce the winners
360
00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:42,068
after playtime.
361
00:15:42,689 --> 00:15:44,985
-Everybody follow me!
-[CHEERING AND WHOOPING]
362
00:15:45,068 --> 00:15:46,641
Come on, you little rats.
363
00:15:46,724 --> 00:15:49,261
Come to your Pied
Piper. [LAUGHING]
364
00:15:49,344 --> 00:15:50,448
Playtime?
365
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:03,517
DOLLFACE: Hey, studs.
366
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,689
[GRUNTING]
367
00:16:13,517 --> 00:16:15,020
SWEET TOOTH: Mind if I cape in?
368
00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:16,965
[GRUNTING]
369
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,689
[PANTING]
370
00:16:23,862 --> 00:16:25,848
DOLLFACE: Uh, thanks.
371
00:16:25,931 --> 00:16:28,399
Well, thank you. Never
killed with a lady before,
372
00:16:28,482 --> 00:16:30,227
masked or otherwise. I'm...
373
00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:31,724
Sweet Tooth. I know.
374
00:16:32,103 --> 00:16:34,951
Ah, finally someone gets it.
375
00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:38,192
It would be my honor
to kill alongside you.
376
00:16:38,275 --> 00:16:39,310
DOLLFACE: Whatever.
377
00:16:41,965 --> 00:16:43,551
Oh, I like her.
378
00:16:47,241 --> 00:16:51,482
[MUTED DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
379
00:16:52,034 --> 00:16:53,310
I'll take your coats.
380
00:17:01,482 --> 00:17:02,758
Thank you, my good man.
381
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,089
Wear these.
382
00:17:06,172 --> 00:17:08,482
One vulture, one holy man.
383
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,827
Are you leaving your bottoms on?
384
00:17:12,103 --> 00:17:13,123
BOTH: Yeah.
385
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:15,517
Suit yourselves, weirdos.
386
00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:21,931
-[LOUD MUSIC]
-[PEOPLE MOANING]
387
00:17:28,689 --> 00:17:29,606
FEMALE PARTYGOER:
You like that, honey?
388
00:17:29,689 --> 00:17:30,985
MALE PARTYGOER: Uh-huh.
389
00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:32,537
MALE ADMIRER: Give me
the package, milkman.
390
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:34,296
[LAUGHTER]
391
00:17:34,379 --> 00:17:38,399
You love being on the
outside, don't you?
392
00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:40,089
Dirty little outsiders.
393
00:17:40,172 --> 00:17:44,641
Yes, play your roles, you
holy men, you butchers.
394
00:17:44,724 --> 00:17:46,468
Revel in your lawlessness,
395
00:17:46,551 --> 00:17:48,503
you nasty little vultures.
396
00:17:48,586 --> 00:17:53,089
And remember, no pleasure
is forbidden on the outside.
397
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,551
Hello, Mr. Holy Man.
398
00:17:56,172 --> 00:17:58,137
I'm a ripe little trash boy.
399
00:17:59,103 --> 00:18:00,399
Rip me open.
400
00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:02,675
I understand role playing,
man, but I'll pass.
401
00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:04,192
You look awful thirsty.
402
00:18:04,275 --> 00:18:07,537
How about a cup of
freshly squeezed ass?
403
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,020
I've had my share of trash
ass for today. Thanks.
404
00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:11,724
Shoulders, Pantalaimon.
405
00:18:13,137 --> 00:18:15,503
-This way.
-[YELPS]
406
00:18:15,586 --> 00:18:17,192
Our vulture nest was
raided last week.
407
00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:19,365
-Excuse me?
-And it's all your fault.
408
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:22,365
Now you have to pay
the price in skin.
409
00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:24,606
Oh! Um, no, no, no thank you.
410
00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:26,192
Oh, look, a holy man!
411
00:18:26,275 --> 00:18:28,931
Oh, my skin is his
prisoner now. Sorry.
412
00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:32,330
-She was kind of hot, right?
-Yes, absolutely.
413
00:18:32,413 --> 00:18:33,503
Just trying a little
too hard, you know?
414
00:18:33,586 --> 00:18:36,137
-[MOANING]
-FEMALE PARTYGOER: Harder!
415
00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:38,158
His Majesty is looking at us.
416
00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:39,951
Just, you know, play along.
417
00:18:40,034 --> 00:18:41,586
-[GRUNTING]
-Sell it.
418
00:18:42,586 --> 00:18:45,296
Oh, yeah, I'm an outsider.
419
00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:49,434
I deserve to be on all
fours like a bad, bad doggy.
420
00:18:49,517 --> 00:18:50,882
-[BARKS]
-Yeah.
421
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:54,020
I'm a dirty doggy boy, too.
422
00:18:54,103 --> 00:18:58,689
[GRUNTING AND PANTING]
423
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:00,517
[WHISPERS] Missionary.
424
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,206
[♪]
425
00:19:12,862 --> 00:19:14,622
FEMALE PARTYGOER: Oh,
don't stop, don't stop!
426
00:19:14,931 --> 00:19:18,206
[MOANING AND PANTING]
427
00:19:24,172 --> 00:19:25,641
This is really bad on the knees.
428
00:19:25,724 --> 00:19:27,261
QUIET: Yeah, that's
what I've been saying.
429
00:19:27,344 --> 00:19:30,399
[HORNS BLOWING]
430
00:19:30,482 --> 00:19:32,123
And now a treat.
431
00:19:32,206 --> 00:19:35,020
I looked around
Diesel City today
432
00:19:35,103 --> 00:19:36,917
for the crudest, sweatiest,
433
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,261
most deliciously desperate
outsider I could find.
434
00:19:40,344 --> 00:19:43,710
And then I brought him back
here so we could punish him
435
00:19:43,793 --> 00:19:45,261
-with pleasure.
-[CHEERING AND WHOOPING]
436
00:19:45,344 --> 00:19:50,054
Ladies and gentlemen,
behold your King of Dirt.
437
00:19:50,137 --> 00:19:54,227
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
438
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:55,848
Have you guys tested
out this machine?
439
00:19:55,931 --> 00:19:57,379
They're distracted. Let's move!
440
00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:03,054
John!
441
00:20:03,137 --> 00:20:04,172
It's me, Stu.
442
00:20:04,689 --> 00:20:07,261
It calls itself Stu.
443
00:20:07,344 --> 00:20:14,089
-[PARTYGOERS MOANING]
-Stu. Stu. Stu.
444
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,793
Oh, this is a sex thing?
445
00:20:17,827 --> 00:20:19,054
Did I win a contest
or something?
446
00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:21,399
Stu. Stu.
447
00:20:21,482 --> 00:20:27,724
Stu, Stu, Stu.
448
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:35,172
[♪]
449
00:20:35,896 --> 00:20:38,034
QUIET: Just a few lasers
between us and the weapons.
450
00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:41,344
JOHN DOE: Not just lasers. Shit.
451
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,413
We're cutting it close.
452
00:20:44,103 --> 00:20:45,103
Allow me.
453
00:20:50,034 --> 00:20:51,620
-[GRUNTS]
-Oh, shit.
454
00:20:52,862 --> 00:20:55,931
[GRUNTING]
455
00:20:57,655 --> 00:20:59,206
[CHOKING]
456
00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:05,310
[SQUELCHING AND GURGLING]
457
00:21:11,448 --> 00:21:13,137
Oh. Fuck yeah. Coming.
458
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,261
SWEET TOOTH: Hey, hey,
you ever had a foot long?
459
00:21:20,344 --> 00:21:22,537
I mean, it's not just more dog.
460
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:25,137
See, the ratio of bun to dog
461
00:21:25,482 --> 00:21:28,365
varies the flavor in
a very specific way.
462
00:21:28,448 --> 00:21:29,551
DOLLFACE: Fascinating.
463
00:21:29,931 --> 00:21:31,291
SWEET TOOTH: Yeah,
I think so, too.
464
00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:34,848
[DOLLFACE SIGHS] And
you're coming in, I guess.
465
00:21:34,931 --> 00:21:38,985
SWEET TOOTH: Um, so-so are
you normally a solo assassin,
466
00:21:39,068 --> 00:21:40,848
or is this, like,
a special occasion?
467
00:21:40,931 --> 00:21:42,399
DOLLFACE: I do what it takes.
468
00:21:42,482 --> 00:21:44,227
Oh, cool. Real go-getter, cool.
469
00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:45,503
Just like myself.
470
00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:47,503
Have you ever maybe
considered teaming up?
471
00:21:47,586 --> 00:21:49,192
I mean, obviously
I'm spoken for,
472
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:51,020
but I don't know, I
might be convinced
473
00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:52,468
to maybe take on a third.
474
00:21:52,551 --> 00:21:54,896
HVAC, water... Wait.
475
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:56,724
EMP?
476
00:22:01,344 --> 00:22:03,606
They've got an electromagnetic
pulse generator?
477
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:06,710
DOLLFACE: Killing electricity on
demand could be a game changer.
478
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,517
Especially at a tournament.
479
00:22:09,655 --> 00:22:11,261
-I call dibs.
-Finders keepers.
480
00:22:11,344 --> 00:22:13,344
Losers weepers. [GRUNTS]
481
00:22:20,517 --> 00:22:22,275
JOHN DOE: Shit, they
got a lot of lasers.
482
00:22:24,137 --> 00:22:25,172
This one's on me.
483
00:22:28,344 --> 00:22:31,206
[♪]
484
00:22:46,655 --> 00:22:48,000
[GRUNTING]
485
00:22:55,827 --> 00:22:57,482
[♪]
486
00:23:06,068 --> 00:23:07,572
["WHAT IS LOVE" BY
HADDAWAY PLAYING]
487
00:23:07,655 --> 00:23:08,917
♪ What is love
488
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:09,951
♪ Baby don't hurt me
489
00:23:10,034 --> 00:23:11,296
[GRUNTING]
490
00:23:11,379 --> 00:23:14,379
♪ Don't hurt me No more ♪
491
00:23:16,724 --> 00:23:18,862
♪ Baby don't hurt me
492
00:23:19,241 --> 00:23:22,020
♪ Don't hurt me No more ♪
493
00:23:22,103 --> 00:23:25,482
[GRUNTING]
494
00:23:30,758 --> 00:23:31,641
♪ What is love
495
00:23:31,724 --> 00:23:33,586
[BEEPING]
496
00:23:38,413 --> 00:23:39,296
♪ Yeah
497
00:23:39,379 --> 00:23:42,482
[GRUNTING]
498
00:23:45,034 --> 00:23:46,241
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
499
00:23:47,413 --> 00:23:49,344
Hey, get your thumb outta there!
500
00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:50,931
[BUZZER]
501
00:23:51,448 --> 00:23:55,103
♪ I give you my love
And you don't care ♪
502
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:57,034
♪ What is right
503
00:23:57,482 --> 00:23:59,330
♪ What is wrong
504
00:23:59,413 --> 00:24:01,068
♪ Give me a sign
505
00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:02,744
♪ What is love
506
00:24:02,827 --> 00:24:04,227
[SQUEALING]
507
00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:05,606
[ELECTRICAL HUMMING]
508
00:24:05,689 --> 00:24:07,744
♪ Don't hurt me No more ♪
509
00:24:07,827 --> 00:24:09,089
What about the weapons?
510
00:24:09,172 --> 00:24:10,572
Dollface said we have
to be in and out.
511
00:24:10,655 --> 00:24:11,744
I'll be done in two and a half.
512
00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:13,710
[MOANING]
513
00:24:13,793 --> 00:24:16,399
♪ Don't hurt me No more ♪
514
00:24:16,482 --> 00:24:18,710
[SPARKING AND WHOOSHING]
515
00:24:18,793 --> 00:24:21,399
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
516
00:24:21,482 --> 00:24:23,261
♪ Oh-whoa, whoa
517
00:24:23,344 --> 00:24:25,399
[DOOR BANGING]
518
00:24:25,482 --> 00:24:28,089
[THUDDING AND BUZZING]
519
00:24:28,172 --> 00:24:29,399
[GRUNTS]
520
00:24:29,482 --> 00:24:31,365
♪ Oh-whoa, whoa ♪
521
00:24:31,448 --> 00:24:32,744
♪ Uh-huh
522
00:24:32,827 --> 00:24:37,000
[♪]
523
00:24:39,586 --> 00:24:41,206
Wait! Where are your glasses?
524
00:24:45,344 --> 00:24:46,710
-Is that better?
-Oh, my God!
525
00:24:46,793 --> 00:24:49,000
[♪]
526
00:24:49,758 --> 00:24:53,399
♪ I don't know What can I do ♪
527
00:24:53,482 --> 00:24:57,227
♪ What else can I
say It's up to you ♪
528
00:24:57,310 --> 00:25:01,296
♪ I know we're one
Just me and you ♪
529
00:25:01,379 --> 00:25:03,572
♪ I can't go on
530
00:25:03,655 --> 00:25:04,951
♪ What is love
531
00:25:05,034 --> 00:25:08,158
[PANTING] Damn.
532
00:25:08,241 --> 00:25:09,675
How the hell do you
get out of this place?
533
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,330
♪ No more ♪
534
00:25:11,413 --> 00:25:12,917
♪ What is love ♪
535
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,468
♪ Baby don't hurt me
536
00:25:15,551 --> 00:25:17,434
♪ Don't hurt me No more ♪
537
00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:18,779
[PANTING]
538
00:25:18,862 --> 00:25:20,951
No more sex. I'm depleted.
539
00:25:21,034 --> 00:25:23,261
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
540
00:25:23,344 --> 00:25:24,413
Holy shit.
541
00:25:24,931 --> 00:25:26,965
Holy shit! Jackpot!
542
00:25:28,586 --> 00:25:31,296
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
543
00:25:31,379 --> 00:25:34,330
♪ Oh-whoa, whoa, uh-huh
544
00:25:34,413 --> 00:25:35,606
♪ What is love ♪
545
00:25:35,689 --> 00:25:39,103
[GRUNTING] And stay down!
546
00:25:41,068 --> 00:25:42,931
[GRUNTING]
547
00:25:46,241 --> 00:25:48,620
Who wears a fucking cape?
548
00:25:49,689 --> 00:25:51,000
Damn, kid.
549
00:25:51,689 --> 00:25:53,793
SWEET TOOTH: Curse this
high quality velvet!
550
00:25:54,379 --> 00:25:55,413
[YELPS]
551
00:25:55,827 --> 00:25:57,503
[ALARM BLARING]
552
00:25:57,586 --> 00:25:59,758
-[SWEET TOOTH GROANS]
-Mayhem, heads up!
553
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,137
Run, you little psycho!
554
00:26:07,137 --> 00:26:08,862
[GRUNTING]
555
00:26:11,620 --> 00:26:14,572
Masked lady!
556
00:26:14,655 --> 00:26:15,675
MALE PARTYGOER: Hey!
What's happening?
557
00:26:15,758 --> 00:26:18,192
-MAN: Is that an alarm?
-Halt!
558
00:26:18,275 --> 00:26:20,103
What have you got there, Stu?
559
00:26:21,344 --> 00:26:22,848
You dare steal from me
560
00:26:22,931 --> 00:26:25,882
after I gave you
the gift of flesh?
561
00:26:25,965 --> 00:26:27,103
-[SNAPS FINGERS]
-Kill him.
562
00:26:28,137 --> 00:26:29,482
You didn't fuck me.
563
00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:32,365
I fucked you.
564
00:26:32,448 --> 00:26:36,330
-[GUNFIRE]
-[SCREAMING]
565
00:26:36,413 --> 00:26:38,448
[PANTING]
566
00:26:39,172 --> 00:26:41,054
-Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
-Uh-huh, uh-huh.
567
00:26:41,137 --> 00:26:42,089
-The alarm!
-Uh-huh.
568
00:26:42,172 --> 00:26:43,655
Oh, my God, we gotta go.
569
00:26:44,344 --> 00:26:45,848
Did you finish?
570
00:26:45,931 --> 00:26:47,551
We really got to go.
571
00:26:47,931 --> 00:26:49,848
JOHN DOE: Where are
all the weapons?
572
00:26:49,931 --> 00:26:51,275
Where are our clothes?
573
00:26:54,965 --> 00:26:57,413
BOTH: Fuck!
574
00:27:01,379 --> 00:27:03,620
This is what I get for
trying to collaborate.
575
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,896
Get out of my way. [GRUNTS]
576
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,448
CITIZEN 1: Someone got attacked.
577
00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,227
GUARD: Snipers down!
578
00:27:11,310 --> 00:27:12,399
RIOTER 1: Grab everything!
579
00:27:12,482 --> 00:27:15,206
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING
AND FIGHTING]
580
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,206
[GROWLING]
581
00:27:28,068 --> 00:27:29,689
This is my kind of party!
582
00:27:32,379 --> 00:27:34,296
-Sorry!
-Excuse me, sorry.
583
00:27:34,379 --> 00:27:37,572
[CHEERING AND SHOUTING]
584
00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:40,689
[WHIMPERING]
585
00:27:42,551 --> 00:27:44,448
Come on! It's
fucking cold in here.
586
00:27:47,862 --> 00:27:49,172
[GRUNTING]
587
00:27:49,689 --> 00:27:52,586
[GUNFIRE]
588
00:27:58,206 --> 00:28:00,192
-SWEET TOOTH: You!
-DOLLFACE: Oh, hell yeah.
589
00:28:00,275 --> 00:28:01,586
Giddyup, bitch.
590
00:28:01,965 --> 00:28:05,034
Oh, where the fuck is Mayhem?
591
00:28:06,068 --> 00:28:10,641
[ENGINE REVVING]
592
00:28:10,724 --> 00:28:11,813
Where the hell have you been?
593
00:28:11,896 --> 00:28:12,985
That doesn't really seem like
594
00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:15,020
the most important question
to be asking right now.
595
00:28:15,103 --> 00:28:16,586
Looking good, guys.
596
00:28:17,068 --> 00:28:18,793
May, you take Shrapnel.
597
00:28:19,344 --> 00:28:20,793
I've got my own pony.
598
00:28:21,448 --> 00:28:23,020
Yee-haw, Kit-Kat!
599
00:28:23,103 --> 00:28:24,882
[ENGINE REVVING]
600
00:28:24,965 --> 00:28:26,537
Hey! Who's that bloody guy?
601
00:28:26,620 --> 00:28:27,675
Drew.
602
00:28:27,758 --> 00:28:30,310
Drew? Drew!
603
00:28:34,275 --> 00:28:36,399
Hey, Stu, you look
kinda different.
604
00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:38,586
I killed them. I
killed them all.
605
00:28:39,448 --> 00:28:40,951
You mean, like dead-dead?
606
00:28:41,034 --> 00:28:42,848
Yeah. It was awesome.
607
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,537
I knew you could do it, Stu.
608
00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:47,710
Gosh, I'm proud of you.
Can't believe I missed it.
609
00:28:47,793 --> 00:28:50,620
It's okay. I got you
a consolation prize.
610
00:28:52,068 --> 00:28:54,158
Okay, okay. Calm down, Stu.
611
00:28:54,241 --> 00:28:55,158
Yeah. Yeah.
612
00:28:55,241 --> 00:28:57,448
Napalm cones? My favorite!
613
00:28:58,344 --> 00:29:00,965
Stu, remember this day,
614
00:29:01,517 --> 00:29:04,503
for on this day you had
your first massacre.
615
00:29:04,586 --> 00:29:06,137
You became a man,
616
00:29:06,655 --> 00:29:09,172
and this was your gore mitzvah.
617
00:29:10,758 --> 00:29:11,827
Tell me everything.
618
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,241
I also had a lot of sex.
619
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,951
Gross. I don't want to
hear about any of that.
620
00:29:17,034 --> 00:29:18,399
Decorum!
621
00:29:18,482 --> 00:29:20,710
How did you get an EMP?
622
00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:22,365
All we got was armor
piercing bullets
623
00:29:22,448 --> 00:29:24,089
and missiles that
come back to you.
624
00:29:24,172 --> 00:29:26,379
I mean, that's not all you got.
625
00:29:27,344 --> 00:29:29,054
Ugh, you're nasty.
626
00:29:29,137 --> 00:29:31,034
What can I say? We
make a good team.
627
00:29:32,344 --> 00:29:33,620
That we do.
628
00:29:34,172 --> 00:29:35,779
I hope it's enough to
win the tournament.
629
00:29:35,862 --> 00:29:36,965
I'm not sure it is.
630
00:29:37,655 --> 00:29:40,227
Ever since I met you
guys, I've seen a car man,
631
00:29:40,310 --> 00:29:42,227
A weird grim reaper biker dude,
632
00:29:42,310 --> 00:29:43,917
and a killer clown.
633
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,880
You're going to need
someone to watch your back,
634
00:29:47,068 --> 00:29:48,586
which is why I'm entering, too.
635
00:29:49,896 --> 00:29:50,917
What about the Dolls?
636
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,241
The Dolls have their orders.
637
00:29:52,517 --> 00:29:54,344
Think about it.
Roadkill is fast.
638
00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:57,399
You take the lead.
I set up the EMP.
639
00:29:57,482 --> 00:29:59,917
Boom! No more competition.
640
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,724
We race to the finish
and make our wish.
641
00:30:03,965 --> 00:30:05,606
And it ends before
it even starts.
642
00:30:05,689 --> 00:30:08,517
MAYHEM: And in Shrapnel
I'll be fucking unstoppable.
643
00:30:10,206 --> 00:30:12,434
Also, do we have any T.P.?
644
00:30:12,517 --> 00:30:14,917
-Yeah, got some in the car.
-MAYHEM: Thank you!
645
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,172
Uh-huh. Hold tight.
646
00:30:21,827 --> 00:30:23,434
Tell me again about the cabin.
647
00:30:23,517 --> 00:30:26,296
[SCOFFS] You know I've
never been there, right?
648
00:30:26,379 --> 00:30:28,413
I know. Just...
649
00:30:29,172 --> 00:30:31,379
You know, tell me
anyway. Make it up.
650
00:30:33,965 --> 00:30:35,413
[SIGHS]
651
00:30:36,827 --> 00:30:38,965
-The air is sweet.
-Hmm.
652
00:30:39,586 --> 00:30:43,275
At night all you can
hear are the owls and...
653
00:30:45,172 --> 00:30:47,068
stars as far as the eye can see.
654
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:52,034
-QUIET: Kind of like now.
-JOHN DOE: Yeah.
655
00:30:52,655 --> 00:30:55,103
[♪]
656
00:31:01,931 --> 00:31:03,310
Tournament starts tomorrow.
657
00:31:05,896 --> 00:31:07,000
You think we'll win?
658
00:31:09,689 --> 00:31:11,689
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