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Step away from the Tarnation
Casket, Baron Thistle.
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You cannot stop
me, Arbor Knight.
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Once the stream is activated,
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the negative feedback
will rip your world apart.
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We have 1.32 minutes
before the...
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What the fuck is happening?
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Are you following any of this?
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I'm so lost.
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Should we turn the
subtitles back on?
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-Shh!
-...nano-configuration,
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causing the Tarnation
Casket to self-implode.
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But that's impossible!
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Nothing's impossible.
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We're the Robo-Trees.
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You're Arbor Knight, our leader.
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Red Wood, you're the hothead.
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Palme D'or, you're our
resident super-genius.
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Cypress, you're our
girl boss boss-lady.
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And I'm Tannenbaum, here to
get your rears in gear. Whoo.
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Did he seriously
reintroduce each character?
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-This is the ninth movie.
-Die, Tannenbaum! You suck!
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Guys, you're talking
over the whole ending.
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This is not over, Robo-Trees.
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Your day of reckoning
will soon be at hand.
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Don't just stand there, Red Wood.
He's still in range. Shoot him!
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You're literally holding a gun.
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Robo-Trees, let's go home.
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Yeah. I need a bath.
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'Cause I'm stinky.
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It's a Maximum Velocitree...
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Ugh. Not exactly Citizen Kane.
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I kinda loved it.
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Oh, God. Rick!
What are you doing?
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I don't know what to do
with these feelings, Jerry.
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This used to be my
favorite franchise.
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Maybe it's time to
like something else.
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No! I wanna talk to the manager.
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-You in charge?
-Yeah.
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I'm James Gunn.
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Hey! Bradley Cooper
carved that desk.
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What was up with that
last Maximum Velocitree?
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-You didn't like it?
-I thought it was great.
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You're ruining my childhood.
Which is still ongoing.
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Stop eating up screen time with
stupid comic relief characters
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and put more cool
shit in the story!
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Guys, I'm a fan too.
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Why do you think Warner Bros. put
me behind that desk you now owe me?
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So you could pitch
Batman ideas to yourself?
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Exactly.
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And you know what I've learned?
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Making movies isn't easy.
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The next Maximum Velocitree movie
has been rewritten 40 times.
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Thirty by me.
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Now, we'll spend five years
and half a billion making it,
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but in the end, know what will
make fans like you like it?
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-A fucking miracle.
-No.
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What the next Maximum
Velocitree film needs is us.
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I'd like to see you try...
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-Hey!
-Time to fix this broken franchise.
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Good luck doing anything
with that script.
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It's watermarked!
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I'll get an Uber.
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I don't know, this
script is pretty good.
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-Give that back, Dad.
-Whoa, what's that?
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The Movie-lizer.
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It makes movies at
the speed of thought.
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{\an8}I invented it during
the title sequence.
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{\an8}Let's see what James
Gunn had cookin'.
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For the honor of the Robo-Tree.
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Time to die.
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With the power of friendship!
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{\an8}Yikes. Citizen Kane
doesn't strike again.
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{\an8}Oh, he will.
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{\an8}The Movie-lizer uses
a prompt-driven CPU.
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{\an8}I just type whatever tweaks I want,
and it auto-generates the rest.
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{\an8}Hell yeah. Make it
lose that bad guy.
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{\an8}Baron Thistle hasn't been
cool since the third movie.
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{\an8}Let's kill two birds
with one prompt.
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Till we meet again, Robo-Trees.
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Wait. Where did
this gun come from?
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Whoopsie.
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Hey. That man was unarmed.
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Yeah, man. Uncool.
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{\an8}It was an accident.
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{\an8}-So awesome. They hate him.
-Here. Watch this.
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{\an8}I sentence you to life in prison
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{\an8}for unlicensed murder.
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{\an8}Oh, please.
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{\an8}Isn't some of the stuff
you're messing with important?
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{\an8}Oh, fuck the fuck off, Jerry.
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{\an8}That formula-driven,
"Save the Cat" bullshit
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{\an8}is what killed the
last couple of movies.
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{\an8}That's right, Morty.
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{\an8}We're gonna make the people
care about the Robo-Trees again.
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Movie-lizer, make us care.
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Where are we?
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Oh, shit. Morty, look.
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Oh my God.
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It's Robo-Tree Headquarters.
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Wait, how... how
is this happening?
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-Intruders!
-Let's go.
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Stop them.
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{\an8}Fuck. The Movie-lizer
Last Action Hero'd us.
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{\an8}We're characters in
the movie now, Morty.
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{\an8}-It hurts.
-Are you guys okay?
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{\an8}I mean, I can see
you're being shot at.
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{\an8}Dad? Holy shit,
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{\an8}I can hear your internal
dialogue in my head.
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{\an8}Is the machine supposed
to work like this?
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{\an8}No. The Movie-lizer
malfunctioned.
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{\an8}Now the Robo-Trees
are trying to kill us.
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{\an8}Really? Uh, let
me try something.
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{\an8}-What the hell is this?
-A 2007 Kia Spectra.
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{\an8}I thought you could
use a cool getaway car.
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{\an8}-Are you kidding me? This car sucks.
-The joke's on you.
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{\an8}Edmunds Car Report
gave it three stars.
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It's a family sedan! Shoot it!
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Better than nothing. Let's go.
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How are we gonna get outta here?
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The Movie-lizer might eject
us once the story is over.
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{\an8}Jerry, type that we skip to the
end, and everything works out.
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{\an8}I don't think I can, guys.
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{\an8}It says the script is
3,000 pages and counting.
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{\an8}Also, there's an error-thing
bleeping that says,
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{\an8}"antagonist not found"
and "no third act."
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{\an8}Without an ending, you'll be
stuck in the movie forever.
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{\an8}God damn it.
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{\an8}You cut a bunch of
stuff out willy-nilly.
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{\an8}What did you expect?
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{\an8}Look, I understand story. Let
me just put everything back
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{\an8}-that you took out and...
-Jerry, stop.
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{\an8}You'll only make things worse.
You're a terrible writer,
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{\an8}and you should never,
ever get on the keys.
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Well, excuse me for living.
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Alright, we killed the
villain, gotta undo that.
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Didn't they use lightning to bring
George Washington back to life
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in Maximum VelociThree:
Tell No Lies?
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Hold on. The machine
doesn't hate that...
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See? This is going to work.
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We'll bring back Baron Thistle and
give this stupid thing an ending.
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Use your blinker! Fuck off!
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Okay, all we need now
is a little lightning.
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-We're back, baby!
-It worked.
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Look out! Zombie!
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Dude. We just brought him back.
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Fucker bit you.
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Wait! The Movie-lizer is
detecting a new antagonist.
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I don't see any...
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Guys, this new
character has given you
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a 20.5% better chance
of ending the movie.
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-But I am in pain.
-So we're back on course?
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Sort of. You still
need a third act.
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In the original draft,
Baron Thistle was gonna
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kill Tannenbaum in front
of the Robo-Trees...
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That would've been
a cool ending.
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Maybe Son of Thistle could
finish what his father started?
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You do kinda look like him.
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You want me to kill Tannenbaum?
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Whatever works.
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Okay, I'll break
Tannenbaum out of jail,
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reunite him with the Robo-Trees,
and then Morty will kill him.
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Does the machine recognize
that as an ending?
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Hold on.
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It does! Kinda bleak, though.
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Shut up. I'm off to a jailbreak.
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What the hell am
I supposed to do?
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You're the new bad guy.
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Hook up with the Hench-Weeds
and give the Robo-Trees
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something to stop.
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-Something to stop? What's that mean?
-See you in the third act!
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Extra creatine, please.
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-Yo, James Gunn.
-Oh. Hi, Zack Snyder.
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Just saw your new cut of
Superman, and word of advice,
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he's the Man of Steel, not
the Man of Conversation.
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-Okay.
-Do more shots of him punching.
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And here's a secret move.
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Start the punch
at regular speed,
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and then you're
gonna ramp it down.
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It's not a fucking secret!
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I'm sorry, Zack Snyder.
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I shouldn't be lashing out at you.
Your biceps are the size of my head.
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Yes, but so is my heart.
What's going on with you?
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Some fan of the Velocitree
franchise got onto the lot today.
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He used a portal, and he just...
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Zack, we're not losing touch
with the audience, are we?
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I mean, I gave notes on the
goddamn Count Chocula movie
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-this morning...
-Was the portal green?
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That's Rick Sanchez.
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Gunner, that's the
guy that sealed Nolan
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in the giant bookcase
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to quote-unquote punish
him for Interstellar.
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He doesn't represent real fans.
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He's just the smartest
man in the universe.
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Don't sweat it. He
can't do what we do.
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Probably.
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Gonna go crush some weights.
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One day you're gonna
wish you hit the gym
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like I do, James Gunn.
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Hello?
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Is this Baron
Thistle's evil base?
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Not anymore. We're
packing it in.
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Gonna try to sell all this stuff
on my girlfriend's Etsy site.
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Everyone, listen up.
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I'm here to get this
place back up and running.
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I am the Son of Thistle!
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He does sorta have
the same jacket.
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And his head is also a cactus.
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That's all the proof I need!
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Tell us what to do.
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Well, what were y'all doing
before Baron Thistle died?
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Oh. You know. Doomsday plan.
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We were gonna melt the ice caps.
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Spent months on the blueprints,
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not that your dad ever
said, "Thank you."
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-What's your name?
-Samantha.
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It sucks when your boss never
says thank you, Samantha.
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But under me, everyone
will feel appreciated.
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Samantha, I am
putting you in charge
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of Operation: Complete and
Total Polar Cap Destruction.
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Thank you, sir. I've been
feeling so low lately.
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I think it's 'cause my
mom forgot my birthday.
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Samantha, that will
never happen again.
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I'm your Mom now.
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Now, let's melt some ice caps!
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See? My Son of
Thistle idea did work.
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Son of a bitch did it.
He made a movie machine.
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Says it right on the side.
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-Hello?
-Hi, there.
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It's me. Your wife.
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Here's your prison
food, new guy.
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What you in for?
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The fastest crime
I could commit.
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Any of you see an annoying
little bitch of a Christmas tree?
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Oh, please. Oh,
please, don't beat me.
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I won't. I'm here to rescue you.
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-I'm not worth rescuing.
-Huh?
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I suck. I say dumb catchphrases.
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I look like a toy
designed for kids.
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I'm a fucking idiot.
240
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,721
Wow. More self-aware
than I thought.
241
00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:23,890
But come on, everyone
sucks until they don't.
242
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,392
That's the arc of
every good story.
243
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,560
-It is?
-Here's the plan.
244
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:29,312
I'll start a riot
and we sneak out.
245
00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:30,563
I know you're not
a fighter, but...
246
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,315
When do we start?
247
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:33,401
Oh.
248
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,611
-Right now.
-Good.
249
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,698
Take that back, asshole.
250
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,660
I'll take it back when I
stop fucking your mother.
251
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:46,831
Save some punching
for the rest of us.
252
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,459
Lunch is ruined.
253
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,511
Whoa. Cool.
254
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:04,056
Get your fucking rear in gear.
255
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,391
I really miss you.
256
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,934
I miss my hubby.
257
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,561
Why don't you come
into the kitchen?
258
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,732
Sure. But why are you calling
from a different phone number?
259
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,109
It's a burner phone
for spam calls.
260
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:19,446
Come into the kitchen
for some lemonade.
261
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,824
Oh, wow. Can't pass up lemonade.
262
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,076
The Movie-lizer is mine.
263
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:29,415
No one's more creative
than James Gunn.
264
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,299
God damn it. We're stuck.
265
00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:40,968
No, we're not, Rick.
266
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:44,012
Grab my stump.
267
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,348
-Yeah!
-Whoa!
268
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:53,522
Holy shit. That was awesome.
269
00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:56,983
And so was that.
270
00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:58,193
-Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
-Job well done.
271
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,278
-Alright!
-Thank the squirrels you're safe!
272
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:03,114
Thank Rick Sanchez.
He did everything.
273
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,949
You did a lot too.
274
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,409
Definitely more than I expected.
275
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:09,914
Rick, I wanna thank
you for rescuing me.
276
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:13,458
Here. I want you to have this.
277
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,667
It's a piece of me.
278
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,628
Oh, thanks.
279
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,421
Is this, like,
one of your balls?
280
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:21,299
Robo-Trees, something
messed up is going viral
281
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,802
all over Twit-Tok.
282
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:26,012
Hello, Earth. I'm
the Son of Thistle,
283
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:29,307
and I'm just like my
dad, so I'ma Doomsdayin'.
284
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,518
Samantha, tell the people
what we're gonna do.
285
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,478
We're gonna wipe out
the polar ice caps
286
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,023
'cause they suck!
287
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:39,527
Does the Movie-lizer still
think we're on track?
288
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:41,570
Jerry?
289
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:45,032
-Jerry?
-It's fuckin' heavy!
290
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,744
Shoulda listened to Snyder.
291
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,624
Right on cue.
292
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,669
Weeds, attack!
293
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,507
Robo-Trees, let's
stomp that prick.
294
00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:15,813
Where the hell is Tannenbaum?
295
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,360
-Dude, where is he?
-On the ship.
296
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,112
Turns out, Tannenbaum's
an alright guy.
297
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,593
He's kinda my favorite
character now.
298
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,700
What? Look at me!
I'm a fucking cactus!
299
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,368
Relax. Trust the process.
300
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,787
Oh my God, you're
re-breaking the story again?
301
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:35,373
I wanna go home! And
I didn't even think
302
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,876
the last Maximum Velocitree
was all that bad.
303
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,628
You said it wasn't Citizen Kane.
304
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:43,006
I'm 14! I've never
seen Citizen Kane!
305
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,633
Now, listen to me,
you stupid old man!
306
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,677
You're gonna bring
Tannenbaum here,
307
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,846
and I'm gonna shoot
him in the goddamn head
308
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,848
just like we planned!
309
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,226
Okay, okay! I'll
help you kill him.
310
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,478
-You're gonna do what?
-Mom?
311
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,689
You're in cahoots
with the Robo-Trees?
312
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:03,109
-Samantha, let me explain.
-Okay. Go ahead.
313
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,694
Shit, she called my bluff. Run!
314
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:05,821
Get them!
315
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,911
-Dad, help.
-Your dad's not fuckin' answering.
316
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:16,372
That's because he's in the
kitchen, talking to his wife.
317
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,498
-James Gunn?
-James Gunn?
318
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:19,334
-That's right.
-James Gunn?
319
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:22,003
-Just walk away, man. Walk away.
-But...
320
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,172
I read that dinosaur
book you wrote, Jerry.
321
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,090
-Really good stuff.
-You did?
322
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:29,010
Well, I got the gist. Maybe
we could do business together?
323
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,553
Two-picture deal?
324
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:32,639
-Dad, no!
-Don't do it! We need you!
325
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,308
That's it, Jerry.
Give in to Hollywood.
326
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,644
You know how to really
succeed in this town?
327
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:40,355
By turning your back on family.
328
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,565
I don't like that.
329
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,318
No! You could've had it all!
330
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,070
Guys, I'm back.
331
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,989
Jeez Louise, what did you
do? The story's gone linear.
332
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,533
We pissed off the good
guys and the bad guys.
333
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,160
Rick likes Tannenbaum now.
334
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:56,371
-I just think he's interesting.
-We need a new ending.
335
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,997
I literally wrote
us into a corner.
336
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,582
You gotta write us
outta here, Jerry.
337
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,709
Me? You said I was
a terrible writer
338
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,753
who should never, ever,
ever, ever, ever...
339
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,755
I didn't say that many
"evers." Listen, Jerry.
340
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,924
Any idiot can plug an
idea into a machine
341
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,676
when they don't care
what it spits back out,
342
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,344
but it takes a
special kind of idiot
343
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,971
to get on the keys and
write us an ending.
344
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,347
You're that idiot.
345
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,431
But how?
346
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:17,266
It's always been
right in front of you.
347
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,477
Go over to my workbench.
348
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,770
Alright. I'm there.
349
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,981
Open the third drawer on the
right and reach way back.
350
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,482
There should be a
small orange bottle.
351
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,068
What is it? Some sci-fi device?
352
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,654
Better. It's magic.
353
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,364
Don't take more than
two, drink lots of water,
354
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:32,741
and remember to blink.
355
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:39,122
I now pronounce you two
both guilty and dead.
356
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,999
Aw, jeez. Dad? Help.
357
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,417
Then, as fate would have it,
358
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,545
a very large air vent
opened beneath them.
359
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,964
Our heroes escape execution
via the large vented air vent.
360
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,341
As fate would have it, this is
a direct path to the outside.
361
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,470
Slam cut to exterior:
New York, day.
362
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,513
New York?
363
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,889
Why are we in New York?
364
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,266
Stop micromanaging me!
365
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,684
Then, as fate would have it,
366
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,519
a high-octane
Lamborgina pulls up.
367
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,187
Whoopsie, forgot how to drive.
368
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,356
Here, kid, catch.
369
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,941
Whoa. The Adderall is hittin'.
370
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,485
Get in the car!
371
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,598
Okay, Jerry, now get
us to the climax.
372
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:39,933
Nerth Pole?
373
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,518
That's where Samantha
built the super weapon!
374
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,687
Dad's trying to get
us back on course.
375
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:45,898
Hang on.
376
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,611
Yes! We've got curvature!
377
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,744
Guessing that's your
doomsday weapon.
378
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,079
We're nearin' the
end of the movie.
379
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,747
Damn. Samantha built it fast.
380
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,082
I guess supporting
those beneath you...
381
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,292
Here they come!
382
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:33,528
We have 1.63 minutes before
the melting polar ice caps
383
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,363
reach the point of no return.
384
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,949
-We got company.
-Stop that traitor.
385
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,202
Shit, Morty, I think I figured
out the best ending yet.
386
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,204
Hello, Mother.
387
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,540
You deal with that. I don't
know what that's about.
388
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,334
Come and get me, trees.
389
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:51,546
Samantha, hey. Beautiful
job on the weapon thing.
390
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,090
I thought you actually
liked my evil plan.
391
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,634
But let's face it,
you're no mother.
392
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,345
You're just a bad guy.
393
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,264
Step away from
that super weapon.
394
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:04,601
-Let's blast him.
-For once, I agree with you.
395
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:09,772
Stop! Don't shoot!
He's a good man!
396
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,482
He saved me.
397
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,442
-No. I'm bad.
-Huh?
398
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,611
I only rescued you so I
could have you killed.
399
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:19,115
I hate you, Tannenbaum.
You look like a toy.
400
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,951
-Die already!
-Gun!
401
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:27,039
See you... next... summer.
402
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:31,920
Wait. No. No!
403
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,931
You saved the world from
another unarmed man.
404
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,267
Oh no. They died?
405
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:50,563
Sometimes, saving the world
requires complex decisions.
406
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:53,442
Decisions made by a true leader.
407
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:59,656
Hail, Tannen-Knight,
leader of the Robo-Trees.
408
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,367
They did it. What an ending.
409
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,120
They outdone the Gunn.
410
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,667
-We're back. Oh my God!
-We're alive!
411
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:14,045
We were dead in the
movie! Actually dead.
412
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,215
Wow, Dad. Looks like us
dying really affected you.
413
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,799
No, he just forgot to blink.
414
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,260
Still. I admit it.
Making movies is hard.
415
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,930
From now on, I'm just gonna be
an impossible-to-please fan.
416
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,599
You said it! Let's go troll
some comment sections.
417
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,893
Oh God, where did James Gunn go?
418
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,771
Fuck James Gunn. Where's
the goddamn hard drive?
419
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:35,024
I'm telling you, Mr. Brothers,
they cracked the code.
420
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:38,069
This won't just put butts
in seats and sell popcorn,
421
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,363
it will give people hope.
422
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,908
It could save Hollywood.
It could change everything.
423
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,787
Nice work, Mr. Gunn.
Give the man a sundae.
424
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,539
Ooh, I love sundaes.
425
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,511
Why was it called a sundae?
426
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,139
{\an8}It's a Maximum Velocitree
427
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,558
{\an8}Robotic trees against adversity
428
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,477
{\an8}It's not rocket
science or geometry
429
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,896
{\an8}So sit on back and
watch the movie
430
00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:16,274
{\an8}Five trees against a cactus man
431
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,234
{\an8}Next summer, we'll be back again
432
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,152
{\an8}Gotta fill our content demand
433
00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:22,446
{\an8}If domestic tanks,
there's always Japan
434
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,073
{\an8}All we need is
friendship and sunshine
435
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,324
{\an8}Choking on a wild vine
436
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,076
{\an8}No one stops us growing
from the ground up
437
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,704
{\an8}Baron Thistle and his Hench-Weeds
lookin' like some bad seeds
438
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,122
{\an8}Now Velocitrees
are gonna round up
439
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,124
{\an8}They have a tendency to
fight tyrannic succulents
440
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,126
{\an8}They have a tendency
for kicking plant ass
441
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,005
{\an8}It's a Maximum Velocitree
442
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:39,839
Okay, Jerry. All set.
443
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,883
But for the record, I do not condone
using the Movie-lizer in this way.
444
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,468
Hear that, Dad?
You're good to go.
445
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:48,180
Can't believe I'm actually
inside Space Jam 7.
446
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:50,433
Oh, hey, LeBron.
Still doing this, huh?
447
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:51,560
Let's get outta here.
448
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:57,189
Hey, guys. You know how I've been
writing raptor porn on the side?
449
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,443
I'm ready to share
it with the world.
450
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:02,778
Oh, well, guess I'll just
leave it on this machine
451
00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:04,323
till they come back.
452
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,909
Guys? You still there? Oh no.
453
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:10,746
Dear God. What is that?
454
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,498
Stop! Let go of me!
455
00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:15,750
What are you doing? Stop!
456
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,585
Don't just stand
there, Speedy Gonzales.
457
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:18,879
Do something!
458
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:21,840
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