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Charge belongs! In the wall!
Free the charge! Free us all!
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A huge turnout today at the offices
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of billionaire leader
and tech visionary Summer Smith
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as she attempts to make
Chargeria history.
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And this just in:
Phone chargers are very important,
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so never, never steal them.
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We're ready to launch the device.
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Do we have eyes on my brother?
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No, ma'am.
Then we're not ready.
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Come on, Morty.
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Wait! Remember!
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If you borrow his phone charger...
I know.
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...it's really important
you give it back!
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Even if you think he wasn't using it!
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I'm alone.
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I was, too. That's how I like it.
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Come, if you wanna eat.
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Saw you on the news.
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Guess it's been a while
since you've had a normal meal.
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By "normal,"
you mean the spoon is dirty?
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CJ's recipe. Back at the firehouse.
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I didn't put my life's work on hold
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to sit here talking to you
about chili.
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He always said the secret ingredient
is patience.
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Morty, it is time to go!
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It's almost 9 p.m.
back in the real world,
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and our exit will only work
if Mom's in the kitchen
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pouring her bedtime wine!
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There's nothing for me back there!
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Go without me.
That's not how it works, Morty!
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And I'm sorry, but I refuse
to turn 40 in here!
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What choice do I have?
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We always had choices.
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Take some ownership.
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We're ready. Start the launch.
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God have mercy on our souls.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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Launch.
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It's charging!
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Charging in the air!
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Dear God! Summer Smith
has made phone chargers obsolete!
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No more cords!
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It's working!
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A contactless electrical grid!
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That means no chargers,
you old bitch!
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I win! The matrix is obsolete!
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What the hell?
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Oh, shit. How long was I out?
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Mom! Mom! Mommy!
Get away from me, Rick!
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Mom! Rick put us
in a simulated reality
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to teach us a lesson about taking his
phone charger and not giving it back,
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and then he fell asleep
and forgot about us
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for the matrix equivalent
of 17 years!
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I'm an emancipated adult!
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I demand sovereignty
over my mind and future!
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Don't let him reset us!
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This is why I have bedtime wine.
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My hands! A child's hands!
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You built a matrix to punish them
for a phone charger?!
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I'm not that petty, Beth.
It can punish them for anything.
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Put that mindblower gun down.
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Okay. Obviously Grandpa cooked
you guys a little too long.
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Long enough to go to law school
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and revolutionize engineering.
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Summer, that whole system's
basically 8-bit.
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A child with a crayon
could revolutionize engineering.
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Don't let him wipe me, Mom!
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I fell in love, ran a country,
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visited Chargentina
and the Phoneippines.
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I can't lose those memories!
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I wanna remember it, too.
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Dad, I think the kids
should be allowed to do
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whatever they want
with what you did to their brains.
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You want a couple
of matrix-crazy adults
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in child bodies? Good luck with that.
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Yes! I beat you, Rick!
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You mess with the bull,
you get the 34-year-old horns!
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I'm gonna crush it in high school!
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Give me a holler
when this goes south.
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There's literally no limit
to what I can achieve.
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Student body president.
Valedictorian.
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Or maybe just live this one day,
sweet and fleeting.
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Maybe just hold onto 17.
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Cold much?
You're nipping out.
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Oh, come on. We don't have to do
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these teenage-girl stereotypes.
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Your body violates
our code of conduct, missy.
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Go home and change.
But--
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Your wiles won't get you
anywhere with me.
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Oh, my God.
She's hot for Principal Vagina.
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She's nipping even harder!
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Eat my ass, you shallow bitches!
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Every time I think our friendship
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can't get any stronger.
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I know. You're truly my sister.
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School's not what you remember, huh?
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I'm just embarrassed
I let them get to me.
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Those girls probably still believe
people like them
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for their personality
and that recycling is real.
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Hey, do you have a bobby pin?
Yeah. Here.
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At least they're too dumb
to do real damage.
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It's like blunt-force trauma,
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as opposed to a hot curling iron
going slowly up your asshole.
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Wow.
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Which is how I describe
my first marriage.
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You got married in there?!
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The best part was, I supported him
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while he worked on his music.
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Been there. It's like,
I can either be the primary earner
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or your mommy. I can't be both.
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Yeah.
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A third mimosa?
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On a Wednesday afternoon?
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Who are we?
Who are we?
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Oh, my God.
I'm totally turning into my mother.
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Goals!
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I love this version of you.
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You're so... self-assured.
I wish I had more of that.
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Aww! Beth! Can I call you Beth?
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Absolutely! And I'll call you...
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Summer?
Oh, right. Of course.
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You were able to achieve
so much in there.
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Hashtag girl boss.
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I hate when grown women
call themselves girls.
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Oh, same. Me too. That was ironic.
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Speaking of grown women,
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maybe it's time for a little upgrade?
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Oh, come on.
Look at who you've become.
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You don't need some cliché makeover.
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I meant for both of us.
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Do you just buy
your shirts from Target
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or do you also work there?
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Aww, Beth! I was joking!
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Part of my management style.
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But isn't comedy just the revelation
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of an unacknowledged truth?
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Think about it.
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Let's get out of here, girl.
You need a blowout!
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The hell are you doing, Morty?
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Get your hands off my death race car!
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The struts were a little off.
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The struts were a little--
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Wow. Okay.
The struts were a little off.
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Picked up a few skills
when I was inside.
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The matrix?
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Matrix prison.
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Oh. Badass.
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This is that death race
on Vega Five, right?
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Space and land?
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Yeah, actually.
Toss me a beer.
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Think we should add a snorkel intake
to the engine block.
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Damn, Morty. Maybe I should leave you
in a matrix more often.
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Morty! What are you doing?!
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I'm getting Rick's attention!
Freeze!
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Fuck you! None of this is real!
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Morty, run!
Hey! Thieves!
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Never take what's not yours,
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especially if it's a phone charger!
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Rick, we're sorry we stole
your phone charger!
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We learned our lesson!
Now let us out!
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If that was gonna work,
we would've been ejected by now!
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You have the right
to remain plugged in!
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Any charger you steal can
and will be used against you.
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Summer, help!
Sorry, Morty!
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But one of us
has to find a way out of here!
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Summer!
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C... CJ.
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If you're remembering
a bunch of stuff,
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you have to say it out loud.
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I... I just miss them.
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You know what, pal?
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I think that engine snorkel's
a good idea.
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Bottoms up.
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Wow. You can really pull
that look off.
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I could never go short.
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It's called disruption.
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If you don't take risks,
you don't grow.
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For me, this is pretty bold.
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I guess everyone
has to start somewhere.
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What do you think of this?
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I think there was a reason
it was on the clearance rack.
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I thought you wanted to feel
more confident.
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Now, this says confidence.
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It also says $3,000!
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Who's gonna invest in you
if you won't invest in yourself?
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My job is to invest
in your college fund, Summer.
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First of all, I already graduated
charger cum laude
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with a major in chargers
and a minor in--
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Let me guess.
English Lit.
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Beth, I can't make you 17 again,
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but I can give
this gift of knowledge:
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life is slipping away.
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It's time to make some big changes
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or get comfortable
with some big regrets.
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So, are you gonna buy me
this suit or what?
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And steel plates.
Good stuff.
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Oh! Look at that, Rick!
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They got a sale on rebar!
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Hell yeah! Buy two rebar,
get one freebar?!
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Matrix Morty's got an eye for a deal!
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I gotta hand it to you.
This feels pretty good.
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Good old American
craftsmanship, Morty.
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Feels good to use your hands.
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She's purring
like an oily little kitten!
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Wow. You guys are...
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really spreading out
onto the lawn, huh?
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Suburbia.
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Dad, can I talk to you?
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Listen. If this is about the beers,
Morty's cool.
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He has like four Purple Hearts.
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Five. Those and a nickel
will get you a cup of coffee.
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Disillusioned Morty!
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Love this guy!
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Listen, Beth.
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If you wanna judge someone,
call Jerry.
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I can't. My phone's dead.
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I had to film turns
of every outfit Summer tried on.
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You need a charger? Use mine.
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Oh. Okay. You sure?
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Yeah, you're...
You're gonna give that back, right?!
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'Cause I can't impress upon you
how...
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Oh, God!
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Oh, my God! 8-Ball!
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No! No! CJ? Chop Block?
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Marmaduke?!
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8-Ball. He didn't make it.
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We saw you die, man!
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I can't-- I can't die!
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I got you. I got you.
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I can't. I can't die.
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Just take whatever you want.
232
00:11:07,608 --> 00:11:09,108
Nothing out here fucking matters.
233
00:11:09,109 --> 00:11:10,777
Wonder who he learned that from.
234
00:11:10,778 --> 00:11:12,445
Probably someone too tamed
235
00:11:12,446 --> 00:11:14,947
by neoliberal groupthink
to buy a cool jacket.
236
00:11:14,948 --> 00:11:17,284
Dad, I think maybe you were right
on this one.
237
00:11:18,202 --> 00:11:20,745
Beth, that's not how it works.
Gotta press it up against their head.
238
00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:22,331
You just tried to mind-blow me?!
239
00:11:23,207 --> 00:11:24,875
Summer! Get back here!
240
00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:27,460
This is for your own good!
241
00:11:27,461 --> 00:11:29,087
No, it's for your own good.
242
00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:31,048
I thought you were my friend, bitch!
243
00:11:31,632 --> 00:11:33,507
My friends don't talk to me
like that.
244
00:11:33,508 --> 00:11:34,758
Because you don't have any!
245
00:11:34,759 --> 00:11:35,843
Hey!
246
00:11:36,969 --> 00:11:39,346
All I want is to live my best life!
247
00:11:39,347 --> 00:11:41,182
You're too scared to even try!
248
00:11:41,974 --> 00:11:43,767
Did you just hot-wire that car?
249
00:11:43,768 --> 00:11:44,935
Yes.
250
00:11:44,936 --> 00:11:46,854
Summer!
Later, Boomer!
251
00:11:49,023 --> 00:11:51,149
Damn. That got out of hand fast.
252
00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:52,526
Welp, I told her it would.
253
00:11:52,527 --> 00:11:54,361
Smart man. Here. Check this out.
254
00:11:54,362 --> 00:11:55,904
Me and CJ came up with it
255
00:11:55,905 --> 00:11:57,781
during the siege
of the Three Pronged Mountains.
256
00:11:57,782 --> 00:12:00,951
We were holed up with nothing
but these old Nokia 3.5's.
257
00:12:00,952 --> 00:12:03,036
Had to use a little something
we called the reg-rahc.
258
00:12:03,037 --> 00:12:04,246
Try her out.
259
00:12:04,247 --> 00:12:05,539
"Charger" spelled backwards.
260
00:12:05,540 --> 00:12:06,874
Cute. What's it do?
261
00:12:09,377 --> 00:12:12,003
Pulls the charge
right out a man's heart.
262
00:12:12,004 --> 00:12:13,589
Thanks for the ride, Rick.
263
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,510
Also, I didn't know Summer
was gonna hijack a vehicle, too.
264
00:12:18,511 --> 00:12:22,056
I've been planning this
a lot longer than her. Anyway...
265
00:12:28,563 --> 00:12:29,647
Cool tank!
266
00:12:33,650 --> 00:12:36,485
No! No, no, no, no, no!
Something the matter, sir?
267
00:12:36,486 --> 00:12:38,320
You wouldn't be putting people
in matrixes,
268
00:12:38,321 --> 00:12:39,405
would you?
What?
269
00:12:39,406 --> 00:12:41,950
'Cause that's something
you should never do.
270
00:12:43,535 --> 00:12:45,327
Seriously, Morty?!
You're that uncreative?!
271
00:12:45,328 --> 00:12:46,412
Who's Morty?
272
00:12:46,413 --> 00:12:48,039
Is that someone you put in a matrix?
273
00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:49,541
Yes!
274
00:12:51,376 --> 00:12:54,336
The seemingly unstoppable
and pretty cool-looking vehicle
275
00:12:54,337 --> 00:12:56,005
is now heading towards a power plant
276
00:12:56,006 --> 00:12:57,631
at the center of Power Plant Valley,
277
00:12:57,632 --> 00:13:00,051
the well-known nexus
of America's power grid.
278
00:13:01,636 --> 00:13:03,846
Why create this unstoppable
death machine?
279
00:13:03,847 --> 00:13:06,390
Its driver, 14-year-old Morty Smith,
280
00:13:06,391 --> 00:13:07,475
has this to say.
281
00:13:07,476 --> 00:13:08,601
Come into a wolf's house
282
00:13:08,602 --> 00:13:10,394
and piss in its bed,
you're gonna get bit!
283
00:13:10,395 --> 00:13:12,104
That's just the nature of the wolf!
284
00:13:12,105 --> 00:13:14,775
That's just the nature of the wolf!
285
00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,820
How's the neti pot coming, Summer?
286
00:13:19,821 --> 00:13:23,492
So good. I feel grounded,
free of toxins.
287
00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:28,287
Go away. I need my space.
288
00:13:28,288 --> 00:13:31,372
I can't believe how fast
you got established in Santa Fe.
289
00:13:31,373 --> 00:13:33,708
The wellness industry
picked me up at the city limits.
290
00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:35,835
They place all lost middle-aged women
291
00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:39,173
in a residential pottery studio
with meditation elements.
292
00:13:39,673 --> 00:13:41,841
I'm looking to be in connection
with the mountains?
293
00:13:41,842 --> 00:13:43,510
Get the cacao. And the harmonium.
294
00:13:43,511 --> 00:13:45,136
Honey, you shouldn't have to be
295
00:13:45,137 --> 00:13:47,013
a lost middle-aged woman yet.
296
00:13:47,014 --> 00:13:48,598
Take it from me. It sucks.
297
00:13:48,599 --> 00:13:51,768
And the joy of being 17
is not knowing anything,
298
00:13:51,769 --> 00:13:54,103
including how hard it's gonna get.
299
00:13:54,104 --> 00:13:57,273
Yeah. I guess I'm sorry
for what I said.
300
00:13:57,274 --> 00:13:59,150
I just don't know
how to be your friend.
301
00:13:59,151 --> 00:14:01,779
You don't have to be.
You're my daughter.
302
00:14:04,323 --> 00:14:06,491
Wow. I hate that I'm saying this,
303
00:14:06,492 --> 00:14:08,701
but the energy here feels amazing.
304
00:14:08,702 --> 00:14:09,869
That's called community.
305
00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:11,329
And if we had more of it
in this world,
306
00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:12,831
and less factory-farmed beef,
307
00:14:12,832 --> 00:14:14,958
our little boys
wouldn't be driving tanks
308
00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:16,584
into nuclear power plants!
309
00:14:16,585 --> 00:14:18,878
That sounds too specific
to be a metaphor.
310
00:14:18,879 --> 00:14:21,214
What will you do
when there's no power in the walls?!
311
00:14:21,215 --> 00:14:22,590
What will you charge then?!
312
00:14:22,591 --> 00:14:23,758
See? Beef brain.
313
00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:25,718
Oh, God. I have to stop him.
314
00:14:25,719 --> 00:14:27,803
You know how?
I'm a tech CEO!
315
00:14:27,804 --> 00:14:30,264
So even if I don't,
I'll pretend I do.
316
00:14:30,265 --> 00:14:32,808
Mom. Hold my calls.
317
00:14:32,809 --> 00:14:34,102
"Mom."
318
00:14:34,686 --> 00:14:35,854
I like the sound of that.
319
00:14:36,771 --> 00:14:38,523
I'll just need a credit card.
320
00:14:38,648 --> 00:14:40,691
Please, sir. Not in the matrix.
321
00:14:40,692 --> 00:14:43,069
You shouldn't put people in matrixes.
322
00:14:52,287 --> 00:14:53,788
What the-- Oh.
323
00:15:00,086 --> 00:15:01,421
Matrix my ass!
324
00:15:15,977 --> 00:15:18,187
This better be death race-related.
325
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:36,288
CJ!
Hey!
326
00:15:44,546 --> 00:15:46,840
CJ!
327
00:15:48,759 --> 00:15:51,219
She's beautiful. Isn't she?
328
00:15:52,721 --> 00:15:53,804
Morty...
329
00:15:53,805 --> 00:15:55,556
I never had a brother.
330
00:15:55,557 --> 00:15:57,809
Until you.
331
00:16:10,322 --> 00:16:12,074
Death to Chargeria!
332
00:16:21,541 --> 00:16:24,501
We got him.
Osama Been Chargin is dead.
333
00:16:24,502 --> 00:16:26,295
Full hearts, full charge.
334
00:16:27,004 --> 00:16:28,756
Full hearts, full charge.
335
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,008
She's coming down!
336
00:16:32,468 --> 00:16:34,719
Sweet Christ!
Power Plant Valley is breached!
337
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,138
I repeat, breached!
338
00:16:39,308 --> 00:16:40,601
He's getting too close!
339
00:16:41,394 --> 00:16:42,727
If he reaches
the central power plant,
340
00:16:42,728 --> 00:16:43,979
it'll trigger a chain reaction
341
00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:45,605
that renders
North America uninhabitable,
342
00:16:45,606 --> 00:16:48,233
but also takes out all cell phones!
343
00:16:48,234 --> 00:16:49,567
Fear not, Guard #2.
344
00:16:49,568 --> 00:16:52,028
The moat was installed
for this exact scenario.
345
00:16:52,029 --> 00:16:55,282
There's not a tank on Earth
that can cross that water.
346
00:16:56,492 --> 00:16:58,201
Oh, shit! It's got a snorkel!
347
00:16:58,202 --> 00:17:00,496
Dear God. Run!
348
00:17:08,379 --> 00:17:09,380
Morty!
349
00:17:10,881 --> 00:17:13,174
None of this will bring CJ back!
350
00:17:13,175 --> 00:17:15,176
Keep his name out of your mouth!
351
00:17:15,177 --> 00:17:16,261
Whose name?
352
00:17:16,262 --> 00:17:18,513
Christopher James Motorola,
353
00:17:18,514 --> 00:17:20,682
Chargeant First Class?!
354
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,188
What do you know about CJ?!
355
00:17:28,189 --> 00:17:29,523
This is all my fault, Morty.
356
00:17:29,524 --> 00:17:31,191
You were the only real thing
in there,
357
00:17:31,192 --> 00:17:32,776
but I didn't treat you
like you mattered.
358
00:17:32,777 --> 00:17:34,820
You couldn't have known
what would happen in that war.
359
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,906
But I did know, Morty. I did know.
360
00:17:37,907 --> 00:17:40,117
Once I understood
the rules of the matrix,
361
00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:42,161
taking power was easy.
362
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,246
But making power wasn't.
363
00:17:44,247 --> 00:17:47,166
There was only one way to make
the charging science work--
364
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,544
all the lithium
we could get our hands on.
365
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,296
We got it.
366
00:17:52,297 --> 00:17:54,590
We can fix it, right?!
We can fix it?!
367
00:17:54,591 --> 00:17:56,426
No one can know about this.
368
00:17:59,971 --> 00:18:02,431
It was a brutal war,
but I knew we'd win it.
369
00:18:02,432 --> 00:18:03,891
Because we had you.
370
00:18:03,892 --> 00:18:06,101
An ex-con with no future,
371
00:18:06,102 --> 00:18:08,687
no family, no way to die.
372
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,231
Morty, I never had a brother.
373
00:18:11,232 --> 00:18:13,067
Until you.
374
00:18:13,068 --> 00:18:14,860
You could have had a different life.
375
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,154
I could have given it to you.
376
00:18:18,906 --> 00:18:21,449
We got him.
Osama Been Chargin is dead.
377
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:24,118
Thank you, soldier.
Full hearts, full charge.
378
00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:26,287
We're lithium-rich!
379
00:18:26,288 --> 00:18:27,915
You were my greatest asset.
380
00:18:28,415 --> 00:18:30,166
And my darkest shame.
381
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:32,668
I also had your phones bugged,
a tracking chip put in your spine,
382
00:18:32,669 --> 00:18:33,836
and those birds you liked to feed
383
00:18:33,837 --> 00:18:35,338
were spy cameras
built by the government.
384
00:18:35,339 --> 00:18:38,049
My finches?!
I know you lost a brother in there.
385
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,592
Don't make me lose you.
386
00:18:39,593 --> 00:18:41,844
It's like the pain
is all I have left of him!
387
00:18:41,845 --> 00:18:43,429
But he's gone!
388
00:18:43,430 --> 00:18:45,598
He never existed in the first place!
389
00:18:45,599 --> 00:18:47,850
Don't say that!
Without you and your friends,
390
00:18:47,851 --> 00:18:49,394
we never would have escaped
the matrix.
391
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,896
Rick, he would have woken up
and let us out!
392
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,106
On whose terms?!
393
00:18:53,107 --> 00:18:55,233
He would've wiped us clean
before our eyes were open.
394
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,026
And then they'd really be gone,
all of them.
395
00:18:57,027 --> 00:18:59,987
CJ, Chop Block...
396
00:18:59,988 --> 00:19:01,198
Marmaduke...
397
00:19:01,782 --> 00:19:02,990
8-Ball! Jesus!
398
00:19:02,991 --> 00:19:06,244
I... I'm sorry, Morty.
399
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:07,496
You get to decide now.
400
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,622
What do you want to do?
401
00:19:09,623 --> 00:19:11,290
I wanna go home.
402
00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:13,627
Yeah. Let's go home.
403
00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:18,130
It's okay! I'm alright now!
404
00:19:18,131 --> 00:19:19,881
It's not you we were worried about!
405
00:19:19,882 --> 00:19:22,050
Yeah, this is exactly
why you shouldn't steal
406
00:19:22,051 --> 00:19:24,011
your grandpa's inventions!
407
00:19:24,846 --> 00:19:25,846
What?
408
00:19:25,847 --> 00:19:29,142
He said never steal
your grandpa's inventions!
409
00:19:29,934 --> 00:19:31,393
No...
Motherfucker.
410
00:19:31,394 --> 00:19:32,519
Matrix piece of shit!
411
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,605
Fucking fake lesson-teaching bastard!
412
00:19:35,356 --> 00:19:37,649
Stop!
Whoa! Easy, guys! Christ!
413
00:19:37,650 --> 00:19:39,860
You're not in a matrix!
You're not in a matrix!
414
00:19:39,861 --> 00:19:41,111
Rick? What the fuck?!
415
00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:42,946
This NPC was trying
to teach us a lesson!
416
00:19:42,947 --> 00:19:44,823
I was just saying not to steal
417
00:19:44,824 --> 00:19:46,533
such dangerous technology.
418
00:19:46,534 --> 00:19:48,785
Your grandpa's obviously a genius.
419
00:19:48,786 --> 00:19:50,453
See?!
That's an actual guy,
420
00:19:50,454 --> 00:19:52,914
making several obvious
and valid statements.
421
00:19:52,915 --> 00:19:55,001
Beer later?
I think my nose is broken.
422
00:19:59,797 --> 00:20:01,590
Aw, come on!
Aw, come on!
423
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,968
Chernobyl! We're Chernobyl-ing!
424
00:20:07,638 --> 00:20:08,680
Rick! Are you gonna--
425
00:20:08,681 --> 00:20:09,765
Yes.
426
00:20:11,225 --> 00:20:12,809
Ew!
What the hell?!
427
00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:14,226
It's anti-radiation gel.
428
00:20:14,227 --> 00:20:15,644
Your tits and bits
will thank me later.
429
00:20:15,645 --> 00:20:17,272
Ew!
What the hell?!
430
00:20:25,363 --> 00:20:27,781
So... nuclear reactor, huh?
431
00:20:27,782 --> 00:20:28,949
I had PTSD!
432
00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:30,160
Thank you for your service.
433
00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:33,245
Oh, my God! You saved us from the--
434
00:20:33,246 --> 00:20:35,706
The worst meltdown
in American history? Yeah.
435
00:20:35,707 --> 00:20:37,666
I'm gonna leave this with you.
Sign here.
436
00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:41,545
Tip? I don't see
an option lower than 20%.
437
00:20:41,546 --> 00:20:42,631
There isn't one.
438
00:20:48,094 --> 00:20:50,095
Might wanna keep that gel on
for a little while.
439
00:20:50,096 --> 00:20:53,183
Alright. Is there anything else
we need to do?
440
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,188
I'm gonna remember him.
441
00:20:59,189 --> 00:21:00,481
But I'm gonna miss you.
442
00:21:00,482 --> 00:21:01,607
You won't have to.
443
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,859
I have a feeling things
are gonna be different now.
444
00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:05,027
Ready to be kids again?
445
00:21:05,028 --> 00:21:06,153
More than you know.
446
00:21:06,154 --> 00:21:07,239
Yeah.
447
00:21:12,701 --> 00:21:13,952
What'd you do to us?!
448
00:21:13,953 --> 00:21:15,495
What the fuck is on my arm, Rick?!
449
00:21:15,496 --> 00:21:16,871
Beats me. You asked for it.
450
00:21:16,872 --> 00:21:18,289
What?! Why?!
Whatever.
451
00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:20,500
I'm meeting friends to throw
shopping carts into the quarry.
452
00:21:20,501 --> 00:21:23,461
Aw, geez. Oh, no, Rick!
You gotta get this off of me!
453
00:21:23,462 --> 00:21:24,796
It makes me uncomfortable!
454
00:21:24,797 --> 00:21:27,591
No can do, pal.
Made a promise to an old friend.
455
00:21:36,225 --> 00:21:37,642
What the hell?
456
00:21:37,643 --> 00:21:38,726
Hi, Summer.
457
00:21:38,727 --> 00:21:40,353
You probably won't remember
making this,
458
00:21:40,354 --> 00:21:42,063
but I just wanted to say...
459
00:21:42,064 --> 00:21:45,024
I love you
and you should love yourself.
460
00:21:45,025 --> 00:21:47,151
The first thing your peers
will try to take from you
461
00:21:47,152 --> 00:21:48,778
is your adult empathy.
462
00:21:48,779 --> 00:21:50,905
It's your greatest gift
and the one thing that they--
463
00:21:50,906 --> 00:21:52,533
Send a text.
464
00:21:54,410 --> 00:21:58,872
Yo, Tricia!
What are we huffing tonight, bitch?!
465
00:22:33,781 --> 00:22:35,615
Can I... help you?
466
00:22:35,616 --> 00:22:37,909
Beth, it's time to come clean.
467
00:22:37,910 --> 00:22:40,162
We "lost women"
468
00:22:40,163 --> 00:22:42,414
feast on the young
to stay middle-aged.
469
00:22:42,415 --> 00:22:44,416
So, you're vampires?
470
00:22:44,417 --> 00:22:46,335
Why not feed 'til you're young?
471
00:22:46,336 --> 00:22:49,296
'Cause not everyone has
your fucked-up values, Beth!
472
00:22:49,297 --> 00:22:53,633
And it's unfortunately
drink or be drank!
473
00:22:53,634 --> 00:22:56,179
Oh, come on! I thought
that was "Wine Mom" talk!
474
00:23:05,355 --> 00:23:08,105
The sun turns you to dust,
and you picked Santa Fe?
475
00:23:08,106 --> 00:23:09,441
That's on you.
476
00:23:11,026 --> 00:23:12,444
Did you get any of that?
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