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So if a photon is directed
through a plane with two slits in it
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and either slit is observed,
it will not go through both slits.
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If it's unobserved, it will.
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However, if it's observed
after it's left the plane
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but before it hits its target,
it won't have gone through both slits.
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Agreed.
What's your point?
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There's no point, I just think
it's a good idea for a T-shirt.
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- Excuse me.
- Hang on.
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One across is "Aegean."
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Eight down is "Nabokov."
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26 across is "MCM."
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14 down is...
Move your finger...
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"Phylum" which makes 14 across
"Port-au-Prince"
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See, "Papa Doc's capitol idea,"
that's "Port-au-Prince."
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Haiti.
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- Can I help you?
- Yes.
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Is this the high-IQ sperm bank?
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If you have to ask,
maybe you shouldn't be here.
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I think this is the place.
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- Fill these out.
- Thank you.
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- We'll be right back.
- Take your time.
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I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.
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Oh, wait.
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Leonard, I don't think I can do this.
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What, are you kidding?
You're a semi-pro.
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No. We are committing genetic fraud.
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There's no guarantee that our sperm
is going to generate high-IQ offspring.
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Think about that. I have a sister with
the same basic DNA mix
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who hostesses at Fuddruckers.
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Sheldon, this was your idea.
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A little extra money to get fractional
T-1 bandwidth in the apartment.
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I know, and I do yearn
for faster downloads.
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But there's some poor woman
who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.
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What if she winds up with a toddler
who doesn't know if he should use
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an integral or a differential
to solve the area under a curve?
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- I'm sure she'll still love him.
- I wouldn't.
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Well, what do you want to do?
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I want to leave.
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What's the protocol for leaving?
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I don't know... I've never reneged
on a proffer of sperm before.
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Let's try just walking out.
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- Bye.
- Bye. Nice meeting you.
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Are you still mad about the sperm bank?
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You want to hear an interesting
thing about stairs?
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Not really.
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If the height of a single step
is off by as little as two millimeters,
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- most people will trip.
- I don't care.
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Two milli... That doesn't seem right.
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No, it's true, I did a series of
experiments when I was 12.
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My father broke his clavicle.
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Is that why they sent
you to boarding school?
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No. That was a result
of my work with lasers.
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New neighbor?
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Evidently.
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Significant improvement
over the old neighbor.
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200-pound transvestite
with a skin condition?
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Yes, she is.
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- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
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We don't mean to interrupt.
We live across the hall.
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Oh, that's nice.
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We don't live together. I mean...
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We live together,
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but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms.
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Okay, well...
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Guess I'm your new neighbor. Penny.
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- Leonard. Sheldon.
- Hi.
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Well...
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Welcome to the building.
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Thank you.
Maybe we can have coffee sometime.
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Great.
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- Well... bye.
- Bye.
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Should we have invited her for lunch?
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We're gonna start season two
of Battlestar Galactica.
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We already watched the season two DVDs.
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Not with commentary.
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I think we should be good neighbors
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and invite her over,
make her feel welcome.
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We never invited
Louie-slash-Louise over.
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And that was wrong of us.
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We need to widen our circle.
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I have a very wide circle.
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I have 212 friends on MySpace.
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Yes, and you've never met one of them.
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That's the beauty of it.
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I'm gonna invite her over.
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We'll have a nice meal and... chat.
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Chat? We don't chat.
At least not offline.
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It's not difficult.
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You just listen to what she says
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and then you say something
appropriate in response.
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To what end?
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Hi... again.
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Hi.
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Anyway...
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We brought home Indian food.
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And...
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I know that moving can be stressful,
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and I find that
when I'm undergoing stress,
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that good food and company
can have a comforting effect.
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Also, curry is a natural laxative,
and I don't have to tell you
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that, you know, a clean colon is just...
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one less thing to worry about.
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I'm no expert, but I believe
in the context of a luncheon invitation,
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you might want to skip the
reference to bowel movements.
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You're inviting me over to eat?
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Oh, that's so nice.
I'd love to.
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Great.
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So, what do you guys do
for fun around here?
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Today we tried masturbating for money.
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Season 1 Episode 1:
Pilot
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Okay, make yourself at home.
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Thank you.
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You're very welcome.
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This looks like some serious stuff.
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- Leonard, did you do this?
- Actually, that's my work.
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Yeah. Well, it's just
some quantum mechanics
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with a little string theory
doodling around the edges.
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That part there, that's just a joke.
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It's a spoof of the
Born-Oppenheimer approximation.
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So you're like one of those
Beautiful Mind genius guys.
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- This is really impressive.
- I have a board.
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If you like boards, this is my board.
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Holy smokes.
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If by "holy smokes", you mean
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a derivative restatement
of the kind of stuff
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you can find scribbled on the wall
of any men's room at MIT, sure.
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- What?
- Come on.
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Who hasn't seen this differential
below "Here I sit, broken-hearted"?
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At least I didn't have
to invent 26 dimensions
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just to make the math come out.
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I didn't invent them. They're there.
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- In what universe?
- In all of them... that is the point.
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Do you guys mind if I start?
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Penny...
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that's where l sit.
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So, sit next to me.
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No... I sit there.
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What's the difference?
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- What's the difference?
- Here we go.
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In the winter, that seat is
close enough to the radiator
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to remain warm, and yet not so
close as to cause perspiration
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In the summer, it's directly
in the path of a cross-breeze
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created by opening
windows there and there.
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It faces the television at an angle
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that is neither direct,
thus discouraging conversation,
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nor so far wide as to create
a parallax distortion.
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I could go on, but I think
I've made my point.
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Do you want me to move?
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- Well...
- Just sit somewhere else.
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Fine.
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Sheldon, sit!
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Well, this is nice.
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We don't have a lot of company over.
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That's not true. Koothrappali
and Wolowitz come over all the time.
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- I know, but...
- Tuesday night,
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we played Klingon Boggle
till 1:00 a.m.
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Yeah, I remember.
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- Don't say we don't have company.
- Sorry.
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- That has negative social implications.
- I said I'm sorry!
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So...
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Klingon Boggle?
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Yeah. It's like regular Boggle, but...
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in Klingon.
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That's probably enough about us.
So, tell us about you.
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Me? Okay.
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I'm a Sagittarius,
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which probably tells you
way more than you need to know.
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Yes. It tells us that you participate
in the mass cultural delusion
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that the sun's apparent position
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relative to arbitrarily defined
constellations at the time of your birth
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somehow affects your personality.
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Participate in the what?
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I think
what Sheldon's trying to say
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is that Sagittarius wouldn't have been
our first guess.
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Yeah, a lot of people
think I'm a water sign.
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Okay, let's see, what else.
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I'm a vegetarian.
Except for fish.
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And the occasional steak. I love steak!
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Well, that's interesting.
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Leonard can't process corn.
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Well... do you have some sort of a job?
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I'm a waitress
at The Cheesecake Factory.
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I love cheesecake.
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You're lactose-intolerant.
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I don't eat it...
I just think it's a good idea.
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Anyways, I'm also writing a screenplay.
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It's about this sensitive girl who comes
to L.A. from Lincoln, Nebraska,
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to be an actress and winds up
a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory.
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So, it's based on your life.
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No, I'm from Omaha.
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If that was movie, I would go see it.
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I know, right?
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Okay, let's see, what else...
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Guess that's about it.
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That's the story of Penny.
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It sounds wonderful.
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It was.
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Until I fell in love with a jerk!
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What's happening?
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God, you know,
4 years I lived with him.
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4 years... that's like
as long as high school.
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It took you 4 years
to get through high school?
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It just... I can't believe
I trusted him.
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Should I say something?
I feel like I should say something.
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You? No, you'll only make it worse.
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You want to know the most pathetic part?
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Even though I hate
his lying, cheating guts...
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I still love him.
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Is that crazy?
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No, it's not crazy. It's a...
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It's a paradox.
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Paradoxes are part of nature.
Think about light.
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If you look at Huygens, light is a wave,
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as confirmed
by the double-slit experiments,
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but then along comes Albert Einstein
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and discovers that light
behaves like particles, too.
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Well, I didn't make it worse.
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I'm so sorry. I'm such a mess.
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On top of everything else,
I'm all gross from moving
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and my stupid shower doesn't even work.
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Our shower works.
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Really? Would it be totally
weird if I used it?
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- Yes.
- No.
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It's right down the hall.
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Thanks.
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You guys are really sweet.
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Well, this is an
interesting development.
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How so?
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It has been some time
since we've had a woman
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take her clothes off in our apartment.
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That's not true.
Remember at Thanksgiving,
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my grandmother with Alzheimer's
had that episode?
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Point taken.
It has been some time
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since we've had a woman
take her clothes off,
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after which we didn't
want to rip our eyes out.
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The worst part was watching
her carve that turkey.
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So what exactly are you
trying to accomplish here?
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Excuse me?
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That woman is not
going to have sex with you.
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I'm not trying to have sex with her.
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Good. Then you won't be disappointed.
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What makes you think she
wouldn't have sex with me?
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I'm a male and she's a female.
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Yes, but not of the same species.
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I'm not going to engage
in hypotheticals here.
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I'm just trying to be a good neighbor.
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Of course.
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That's not to say that if a carnal
relationship were to develop,
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that I wouldn't participate.
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However briefly.
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Do you think this possibility
will be helped or hindered
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when she discovers your Luke Skywalker
no-more-tears shampoo?
253
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,300
It's Darth Vader shampoo.
254
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,200
Luke Skywalker's the conditioner.
255
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:44,500
- Wait till you see this.
- It's fantastic, unbelievable.
256
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,600
See what?
257
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:51,000
It's a Stephen Hawking lecture
from MIT in 1974.
258
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,200
This isn't a good time.
259
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:55,400
It's before he became
a creepy computer voice.
260
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,700
- That's great. You guys have to go.
- Why?
261
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,000
It's just not a good time.
262
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,700
Leonard has a lady over.
263
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,800
Yeah, right... your
grandmother back in town?
264
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,600
And she's not a lady.
She's just a new neighbor.
265
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:15,300
Hang on, there really is a lady here?
266
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,600
And you want us out because
you're anticipating coitus?
267
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:21,700
I'm not anticipating coitus.
268
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,100
So she's available for coitus?
269
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,600
Can we please just stop saying "coitus"?
270
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:28,500
Technically, that would
be"coitus interruptus. "
271
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,300
Hey, is there a trick to getting it
to switch from tub to shower...?
272
00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:34,900
Hi. Sorry.
Hello.
273
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,600
Enchant๏ฟฝ, mademoiselle.
274
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:44,000
Howard Wolowitz,
Caltech department of applied physics.
275
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,200
You may be familiar
with some of my work.
276
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,900
It's currently orbiting
Jupiter's largest moon
277
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,400
taking high-resolution
digital photographs.
278
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,800
Penny. I work at The Cheesecake Factory.
279
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,200
I'll show you the trick with the shower.
280
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:58,800
Bonne douche.
281
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,900
I'm sorry?
282
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,900
It's French for "good shower. "
283
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,700
It's a sentiment I can express
in six languages.
284
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,300
Save it for your blog, Howard.
285
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,700
All right, there it goes.
It sticks. I'm sorry.
286
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,400
- Okay, thanks.
- You're welcome.
287
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,500
You're just gonna
to step right... Okay, I'll...
288
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:26,200
- Hey, Leonard?
- The hair products are Sheldon's.
289
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,000
Can I ask you a favor?
290
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,200
A favor?
291
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,900
Sure, you can ask me a favor.
I would do you a favor for you.
292
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,200
It's okay if you say no.
293
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,000
I'll probably say yes.
294
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,500
It's just not the kind of thing
you ask a guy you just met.
295
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,800
I really think we should examine
the chain of causality here.
296
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,300
- Must we?
- Event A...
297
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,600
A beautiful woman
stands naked in our shower.
298
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:04,100
Event B... we drive halfway across town
to retrieve a television set
299
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,100
from the aforementioned
woman's ex-boyfriend.
300
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,400
Query... on what plane of existence
301
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,700
is there even a semi-rational
link between these events?
302
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,200
She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.
303
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:18,000
Yes, well, that may be
the proximal cause of our journey,
304
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,500
but we both know it only exists
in contradistinction
305
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,500
to the higher level distal cause.
306
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,900
- Which is?
- You think with your penis.
307
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:29,700
That's a biological impossibility.
And you didn't have to come.
308
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,800
Right, I could have stayed behind
and watch Wolowitz try to hit on Penny
309
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,500
in Russian, Arabic and Farsi.
310
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,200
Why can't she get her own TV?
311
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,300
Come on, you know
how it is with breakups.
312
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,500
No, I don't... and neither do you.
313
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,200
I broke up with Joyce Kim.
314
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:47,500
You did not break up with Joyce Kim.
She defected to North Korea.
315
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,500
To mend her broken heart.
316
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,600
This situation is much less complicated.
317
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,400
There's some kind of dispute
between Penny and her ex-boyfriend
318
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,100
as to who gets custody of the TV.
319
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,400
She just wanted to avoid
having a scene with him.
320
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:06,500
- So we get to have a scene with him?
- No, there's not going to be a scene.
321
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,600
There's two of us and one of him.
322
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,400
Leonard, the two of us
can't even carry a TV.
323
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,500
So, you guys work with Leonard
and Sheldon at the university?
324
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:24,300
I'm sorry, do you speak English?
325
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:27,800
He speaks English.
He just can't speak to women.
326
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:29,900
Really? Why?
327
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,700
He's kind of a nerd.
328
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:35,700
Juice box?
329
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,100
I'll do the talking.
330
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,400
- Yeah?
- Hi, I'm Leonard, this is Sheldon.
331
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,200
- Hello.
- What did I just--
332
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,300
- We're here to pick up Penny's TV.
- Get lost.
333
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,600
Okay, thanks for you time.
334
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,100
We're not going
to give up just like that.
335
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,600
Leonard, the TV's in the building.
336
00:17:57,700 --> 00:18:00,500
We've been denied access
to the building, ergo, we are done.
337
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,600
Excuse me. If I were to give up
on the first little hitch,
338
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,400
I never would have identified
the fingerprints of string theory
339
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,300
in the aftermath of the Big Bang.
340
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,700
My apologies. What's your plan?
341
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:28,500
It's just a privilege to watch
your mind at work.
342
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:32,400
Come on, we have a combined IQ of 360.
343
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:35,400
We should be able to figure out
how to get into a stupid building.
344
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,100
What do you think their combined IQ is?
345
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,200
Just grab the door!
346
00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:45,900
This is it.
347
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,600
I'll do the talking.
348
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:51,100
Good thinking.
I'll just be the muscle.
349
00:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,700
Yeah?
350
00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:01,600
I'm Leonard, this is Sheldon.
351
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,100
From the intercom.
352
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,800
How the hell did you get
in the building?
353
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,600
We're scientists.
354
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,400
Tell him about our IQ.
355
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,000
- Leonard...
- What?
356
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,500
- My mom bought me those pants.
- I'm sorry.
357
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,800
You're going to have to call her.
358
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,400
Sheldon, I am so sorry
I dragged you through this.
359
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,300
It's okay. It wasn't my first pantsing
and it won't be my last.
360
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,700
And you were right about my motives.
361
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:49,200
I was hoping to establish
a relationship with Penny
362
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,300
that might have someday led to sex.
363
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,400
Well, you got me out of my pants.
364
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,200
Anyway, I've learned my lesson.
365
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,200
She's out of my league,
I'm done with her.
366
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:03,200
Got my work, one day
I'll win the Nobel Prize
367
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,500
and then I'll die alone.
368
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:07,600
Don't think like that.
You're not going to die alone.
369
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,200
Thank you, Sheldon.
You're a good friend.
370
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,900
And you're certainly not
going to win a Nobel Prize.
371
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:19,100
This is one of my favorite places
to kick back after a quest.
372
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,800
They have a great house ale.
373
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,500
Cool tiger.
374
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,600
Yeah, I've had him since level ten.
375
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,100
His name is Buttons.
376
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,300
Anyway, if you had
your own game character
377
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,800
we could hang out, maybe go on a quest.
378
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,600
That sounds interesting.
379
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:36,900
You'll think about it?
380
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,800
I don't think I'll be able
to stop thinking about it.
381
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,800
Smooth.
382
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,200
We're home.
383
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:48,400
My God, what happened?
384
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,600
Well, your ex-boyfriend
sends his regards
385
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:53,500
and I think the rest
is fairly self-explanatory.
386
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,500
I'm so sorry. I really thought
if you guys went instead of me
387
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,800
he wouldn't be such an ass.
388
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
No, it was a valid hypothesis.
389
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:03,700
That was a valid...?
What is happening to you?
390
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:08,500
Really, thank you so much
for going and trying, you're just...
391
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,000
You're so terrific. Really.
392
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:14,800
Why don't you put some clothes on,
393
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,000
I'll get my purse,
and dinner is on me, okay?
394
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,300
- Really? Great.
- Thank you.
395
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:26,800
You're not done with her, are you?
396
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,500
Are babies will be smart and beautiful.
397
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,700
Not to mention imaginary.
398
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,900
- Is Thai food okay with you, Penny?
- Sure.
399
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
We can't have Thai food,
400
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,800
- we had Indian for lunch.
- So?
401
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,500
- They're both curry-based cuisines.
- So?
402
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,500
It would be gastronomically redundant.
403
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:57,500
I can see we're going to have
to spell out everything for this girl.
404
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,200
Any ideas, Raj?
405
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:03,900
Turn left on Lake Street
and head up to Colorado.
406
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,700
I know a wonderful
little sushi bar that has karaoke.
407
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,100
That sounds like fun.
408
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,800
I don't know what your odds
are in the world as a whole,
409
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,900
but as far as the population
of this car goes,
410
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,700
you're a veritable mack daddy.
411
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:50,500
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