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(MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE THEME)

Hello.

I'm looking for
a special recording. Collector series.

I don't know.
We have some record players in stock.

I'll take care of the gentleman, Suzie.

Uh, would you get me
last week's invoices, please?

Exactly what recording
were you looking for?

Pavane in G by Ernest Vone

and the Pansymphonic Orchestra. 1963.

(DOOR SHUTTING)

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

MALE VOICE:
Good morning, Mr Briggs.

General Rio Dominguez,
the dictator of Santa Costa,

makes his headquarters
in the Hotel Nacionale.

We've learnt
that two nuclear warheads

furnished to Santa Costa
by an enemy power

are contained in the hotel vault.

Their use is imminent.

Mr Briggs, your mission,
should you decide to accept it,

would be to remove
both nuclear devices from Santa Costa.

As always, you have carte blanche
as to method and personnel.

But, of course, should you or
any member of your IM Force

be caught or killed,

the Secretary will disavow
any knowledge of your actions.

As usual, this recording will decompose

one minute after
the breaking of the seal.

I hope it's "Welcome back, Dan."

It's been a while.

I'll bet two cents.

I'll see your two cents
and I'll bump you two.

Call.

Practice on your own time.

Call.

Aces up.

You can't have an ace of clubs.

I have one.

Three kings.

Well, beats my five pair.

All right. You all had time
to think it over.

Rollin, can you
impersonate Dominguez?

I don't know, Dan.

I'm the best,

but the day he makes
a televised speech...

We can't wait.

Can you pull it off if Barney tampers
with the TV camera and microphone

so you don't have to make the speech?

Yes.

Barney, can you wire
all that in one day?

Plus rig a fireworks display
right in front of the hotel?

Dominguez's headquarter?

Well, not unless I had all day
to crawl around undisturbed.

You will.

Terry, once you're in the vault,

can you safely remove
the warheads from their container?

Assuming I got that far, I'd be nervous.

Those container locks are
probably sequence-coded

and wired to the warheads.

One wrong move... Boom.

- We'll get the code from Dominguez.
- What for? A souvenir?

This type of vault's ruining my business.
It's unbreakable. No one could open it.

I know. But all vaults are designed
to prevent people from getting in.

Terry, is there
a chance of breaking out?

I think so.

Willy, those warheads weigh
200 pounds apiece. Can you handle it?

Yes.

And you, Cinnamon?

My job's only doing
what comes naturally.

All right, then. From the beginning.

(SIREN WAILING)

Do you have reservation
at the Hotel Nacionale?

- Yes.
- Show me confirmation, please.

- Erich Bareg. German?
- Swiss. Custom timepieces.

- Wilhelm Axel?
- My manservant.

Santa Costa wishes you
a pleasant stay.

He'll take those.

See to the luggage in the trunk.

(SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)

I want to put my samples
in the safe. At what time does it open?

In 10 minutes, sir.
May I see your passports, please?

And now, Mr Bareg, would you
give me your right hand?

- What for?
- Thumbprint, sir.

Hold my jewellery case, will you, dear?

Mr and Mrs Lanier.
We requested a ground-floor room.

Only a minute now, Mr Bareg.

When will the vault be open again?

The time lock is set for 12 hours, sir.
11:00 this evening.

(BUZZING)

Anything else?

CLERK: No, Colonel Alisio.

Close it.

(LATCH RELEASING)

- Coded locks?
- Three. By colours.

Then we go with the plan to lift
Dominguez. Were the suitcases heavy?

One was. Just a little.

Not as heavy as
they'll both be taking them out.

Your passports, madame.

Excuse me. Let me help you.

- He's in. We make the switch tonight.
- Thank you.

(SCREAMING)

CLERK: What is it?
CINNAMON: Mice!

CINNAMON: Get rid of them, please!
CLERK: I'm dreadfully sorry.

(FAKING SPANISH ACCENT)
Operator. May I help you?

CLERK: This is the desk.
Get me an exterminator.

(TAPPING)

Hello.

- CLERK: Exterminator?
- BARNEY: Yes.

This is the Hotel Nacionale.

We have an emergency.

(CLICKING)

Thank you.

Please tell the maid that I'll let her know
when she can clean the room.

My husband needs rest.
I don't want him disturbed.

- Colonel Alisio.
- What is it?

The exterminator.

I told him
he could not go into the General's wing,

and he says he cannot do the job.

Excuse me, sir, it... It's just that

I must be able to go
where the mice can go.

Let him creep around
wherever he wishes.

I will leave orders.

Thank you, sir.

(CLICKING)

(SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)

My apologies, Mr Bareg,

but General Dominguez
makes a speech tomorrow,

so they must set up tonight.

Oh, and I thought
we were going to be on television.

- Mr Lanier is not joining you, madame?
- No, my husband is too ill.

When I left, he was asleep.

(PROJECTOR WHIRRING)

Waiter.

(DOORKNOB RATTLING)

You are taking your cases out
so soon, Mr Bareg?

I'm proud to say
that General Dominguez

has asked to see a selection.

I'm putting them back in
the vault in the morning.

Can you break out?

Yeah, I can turn the handle
from the inside,

but I'll have to blow the time lock.

Willy said the warhead
locks are colour-coded.

Yeah, I hate to take a chance
without that sequence.

We may all go up in a mushroom.

Change of cast
is already in motion. You all right?

DOMINGUEZ: You're soldiers,
are you not?

Act like soldiers.

Ah, Mr Bareg.

Let him through.

- She's very pretty.
- Yes.

But too much for you.

Ask her to come to my room
in 10 minutes.

- Very nice.
- I thought so.

SOLDIER: But, General,
you were just inside...

(GROANS)

DOMINGUEZ: Guard!

What is it, General?

Where are the two guards who were
supposed to be outside this door?

Perez and Vaca?

L... I don't know, General.

Then they have deserted
their posts, huh? Find them!

A fine security system
you run here, Alisio.

I don't expect you
to know the whereabouts

of every enemy agent in Santa Costa.

But I do expect you to be able
to locate my own two guards!

- I will find them, General.
- Do that!

And do not disturb me
for anything unimportant!

I'm working on my speech!

Well, move. Move!

(DOOR CLOSES)

- Beautiful.
- Beautiful?

- I consider that my masterpiece.
- So far, so good.

No. They're broken.

(MAN CHATTERING IN SPANISH)

If Terry's no use with
his paws, we're done.

Not quite.

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

I left orders not to be disturbed!

GUARD: Yes, General,
but you also asked to see the lady.

Yes. Yes, of course.

Good evening, General.

Good evening.

- What happened?
- Never mind now.

Cinnamon, stay here with Rollin
about an hour to make it look right.

And then snuggle up to that poor
lonely man who sits outside the vault.

And steal a blank signature card.

Why?

Tomorrow I'm going into the vault
instead of Terry.

What?

When Mr Bareg comes
to take his suitcases out,

he'll have to have the correct
signature and thumbprint.

But you're Bareg.
You'll be inside the vault.

Rollin, you're getting
every actor's dream.

Chance to a triple role:
Mr Lanier, Dominguez,

and me.

I hope the young lady likes
the diamond watch I sold the General.

(CHATTERING IN SPANISH)

You know, Dominguez has
quite a reputation as a lady's man,

and as long as you're
going to spend an hour here...

Why not help me
develop my characterization?

We'll spend the hour rehearsing.
I found Dominguez's speech.

You may have to deliver it if
Barney drops a transistor or something.

"Despite the
constant scheming and harassment

"of our powerful,
imperialistic neighbour to the north,

"Santa Cost... Santa Costa

"remains a peaceful
and dedicated nation

"continuing in its..."

How am I doing?

Terrible.

Fine.

- Say, do you do Jimmy Cagney?
- Ho, ho. Not funny.

Read.

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

- Who is it?
- General, it is Alisio.

I know you left orders
not to be disturbed,

but it is very important
I see you immediately.

(DOOR CLOSES)

General, there is
something I must tell you.

How clear must I make
my instructions, huh?

I am sorry, General,

but I am very disturbed about those
two missing men, Perez and Vaca.

I chose those men, General.

They are thoroughly loyal.
I know they did not desert.

I leave that entirely
up to you, Alisio. I'm busy.

You don't understand, General.
I suspect something.

A coup. A plot. I don't know what.

You remember what I told you
at the briefing this morning?

- Yes, of course.
- Did you believe Hernan's information?

Not entirely.

Then which of the suspected
collaborators should I arrest?

(DOOR OPENS)

General...

Oh.

I am sorry, General.

I did not realise you were that busy.

(SIGHS)

Cinnamon...

A gorgeous performance.

You think so?

You should have seen it
from those seats.

My name is Briggs, General.

Might as well get to know each other

since we're going to spend
some time together tomorrow,

in the vault, for exactly 12 hours.

Or possibly less time
if I don't handle the warheads properly.

So I assume you'll tell me
the unlocking sequence.

And there is one more thing, Mr Briggs.

You're a lot bigger than I am.

Figuring you, the General,
and my equipment,

there won't be any room
in those suitcases for any oxygen.

I don't know if there's 12 hours' air
in that vault for two people.

Excuse me.
I'd like to put this in the vault.

I'm sorry, madame, but the vault does
not open until 11:00 in the morning.

Well, that's terrible.

Sitting here all night with nothing to do,
no one around.

Must get terribly lonely.

It does, madame.

TERRY: Now, you'll have to
line them up exactly

in order to lay out your induction field.

This one at 12:20...

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

Don't forget to tell Mr Bareg that,
as his employee,

we'll allow you to deposit those cases.

But we'll only release them
to him personally.

WILLY: Mr Bareg will be here.

Help! Help!

Help!

DAN: Don't bother, General.
You can't be heard.

And believe me, we literally can't afford
to waste the breath.

(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)

No, sir. Neither Perez nor Vaca
have left the grounds.

DOMINGUEZ: What use is all this?

I will never give you any information.

But if you forget your plan, I...
I will give you amnesty.

And my personal guarantee that

the warheads will not be used
against your country.

Well, I'll give you the same guarantee,
General. You read my meaning?

Those things might go off,
but it won't be in my country.

A little claustrophobic, General?

I don't blame you.

If you don't choose to cooperate,

I can go out in one
of those sample cases.

I'll leave you here in the other.

What a strikingly unpleasant way to die.

Knotted up like a Chinese puzzle.

Suffocating very slowly.

What would you gain by that?
You want your warheads, yes?

That's right, so you're in luck.

There are 10 colour settings
on each of these three dials.

That's a thousand
possible combinations.

And if you don't give me the sequence,
I'm going to pick one on a guess.

If I'm wrong,

we'll never know it.

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

What?

You're on the air
in 20 minutes, General.

Then come back in 10.

(CHATTERING IN SPANISH)

Excuse me, General,
we only have a few minutes.

Could we have you in position, please?

(TRANSMISSION BUZZING)

- What is going on?
- I don't know. The sound is dead, too.

Are you insane?

- You leave me no choice, General.
- Your chances are one in a thousand.

Our chances are by random choice,
but I won't just guess.

(BREATHES HEAVILY)

I think the code is your national colours.

Green, white, and blue. Right, General?

No!

Not green.

Red, white, blue.

General, you not only have sense,

you have a sense of the ironic.

(BEEPING)

(EXHALES)

FLOOR MAN: Well, I'm sure
we can locate the trouble, Colonel,

if you will only give us a little time.

ALISIO: General, I must speak to you.

- Not now.
- I must, General.

Something very peculiar is going on.

What is it?

- L... l... I don't know, but...
- Then wait until you do!

- This will never work.
- Yes, it will.

Remember what Dan said.

People don't look
at a crippled old man. They look away.

Yeah, but nobody
looks less like Rollin than I do.

Terry, I'll be wheeling you out.

If anybody looks at you,
I'll quit the sisterhood of women.

Get the two guards from the lobby.

Go into the dining room. Let no one
near the television equipment.

You.

If you notice anything
out of the ordinary, anything at all,

alert me immediately.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

(SHOWER RUNNING)

MAN: Excuse me. Sorry I'm late.

I would like to get my sample cases.

CINNAMON: Oh, good.

Hello, again.

- I'd like to put my jewellery in the vault.
- Of course.

Would you fill this out, please?

A safecracker with busted hands.

The warheads are out.

Goodbye, Mr Bareg.
I hope you enjoyed your stay.

Mr Bareg. I thought...

- Where's Terry?
- He's okay. Drive.

BARNEY: I found a blind curve
below the barricade

where we can switch to the ambulance.

(TELEPHONE RINGS)

Searchlight!

(SIREN WAILING)

Stop! Stop!

(TYRES SCREECHING)

(SIRENS WAILING)

(TYRES SCREECHING)