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Bye.
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John is filmed in front of a live studio
audience.
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Oh, hi, Louise.
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Hello, Ralph.
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Sorry. Oh, that's all right. I have that
effect on everybody.
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The minute I open my mouth, people fall
asleep.
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They won't even let me talk to the bus
driver anymore.
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No, no, no, no, it's not that. I'm just
a little tired.
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My baby kept me up all night.
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My baby kept me up all night, too.
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Oh, uh, Louise, uh, speaking of Junior,
I got him a present.
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Thank you. That's very thoughtful.
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What is it? Oh, it's just a little
outfit.
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a one -month -old?
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What, are you kidding me? Every chicken
pampas is gonna be after him.
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He's gonna have to beat him off with a
rattle.
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gets here, we can begin.
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Oh, oh, John's got a thing at school
tonight. He said he'd meet us in the bar
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afterwards. Well, his last Sylvia's
story is absolutely gripping. Go on,
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Do I have to? Yes, dear.
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It helps create a bond between us all.
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at the juicy part, the crux of the
matter. You know, the moment you realize
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you've been living a lie.
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Yes.
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It was one Thursday evening.
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I was out late shopping.
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Macy's Outlet stays open late on
Thursday nights.
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Oh, briskly, dear.
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When I returned, Frank was already home.
His Toyota was parked in the driveway.
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I went into the house, but I couldn't
find him at first, so I went upstairs to
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our bedroom.
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The curtains were drawn, and it was...
rather dark, and as my eyes became
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accustomed, I saw a woman sitting at my
dressing table putting on makeup. Where
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was Frank?
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Sitting at my dressing table putting on
makeup.
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You mean there were both sitting at your
dressing table?
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No, it wasn't a woman. It was Frank
wearing a brunette wig in my clothes.
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What did I tell you?
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Oh, Sylvia, how did he... What did you
say to him?
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him straight in the eyes, and I said,
Frank, what are you doing in my clothes?
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And he started crying.
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Oh, that's terrible.
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Oh, yeah.
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Must have ruined his mascara.
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He said that for years and years he'd
been secretly dressing up in my clothes.
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And you never suspected anything?
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Well, once I found some beer stains on a
blouse I'd never worn, and I had a
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really big fight with the sales clerk
when I tried to return it.
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What?
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became completely brazen about it. He
went out and bought himself an entire
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wardrobe. Mix and match, mostly. A
couple of Norma Kamali's.
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Tell them what you did with the anti
-wrinkle cream.
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I still find it hard to talk about that.
Of course you do, dear.
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We understand.
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I'll tell you later.
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I just thought...
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here. Didn't this cause a little bit of
a problem in the locker room at the
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scuba diving club?
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We had to resign.
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Frank's own fault, really.
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Instead of telling the truth and
allowing them time to get used to the
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just turned up one evening wearing my
leopard skin string bikini.
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Too much, too soon.
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you ever see him? Oh, yeah. I see him
all the time.
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In fact, he's picking me up later at the
bar around the corner.
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He is?
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Oh, yes. We're still very close.
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Of course you are.
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Like girlfriends.
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Well, more than girlfriends, really.
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More like sisters.
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In fact, sometimes that's what we tell
people.
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You tell people what? Hello, this is my
sister, Frank.
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He picks out a girl's name that suits
his mood and he's off and running.
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Yeah, but can't people tell?
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Oh, you'd be amazed.
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When Frank is all dolled up, he's really
something.
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He's tall and striking.
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In fact, he's gorgeous.
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Well, you certainly seem to be handling
this well.
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Oh, believe me.
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There are times when it's pretty hard to
deal with.
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Yeah, sure. It must be difficult when a
man leaves you for another woman.
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Especially when the other woman is
himself.
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You do that very well. Huh?
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Oh, yeah. Well, I've been using chairs
and tables pretty much my whole life.
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What I was thinking was, you're probably
waiting for somebody, right?
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I mean, a pretty girl like you has got
to be waiting for somebody.
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Husband? Boyfriend?
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Warren Beatty?
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Donald Trump?
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Actually, I am waiting for my sister.
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Oh. I'm Margo, by the way. Oh, well,
nice to meet you, Margo.
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And my name is? John.
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You know my name?
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This is very eerie.
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And this is like fate.
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This is like I've still got my name tag
on, don't I?
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It's a parent -teacher thing tonight.
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I teach at a private school in
Manhattan.
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Oh, how chic.
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So you're waiting for your sister, huh?
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She work around here?
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No, no. Sylvia went to a support group
over at the community center.
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When I talked to her earlier, she seemed
a little blue, so I thought I'd come by
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and keep her company. That's amazing.
You know, I belong to a support group
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meets here. Yeah.
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The same night.
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Why aren't you there?
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Well, this thing at school was running
late, so I decided to come over here and
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meet everybody after the group here at
the bar.
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Not that we meet at bars every week. I
mean, it's not as if we need to meet at
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bar after every meeting.
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I mean, we don't usually... Would you
like to join me for a drink? Yes, I
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Thank you.
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Let me. What are you drinking?
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Um, Boilermaker.
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Uh -huh.
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What? Well, I mean, it's kind of an
unusual drink for a woman.
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Well, I think you'll find I'm an unusual
woman.
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Bartender? Be there in a minute. Yeah.
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So, um, what group did you say your
sister was in?
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Um, something called the One -to -One
Club.
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The One... Wait, that's my group.
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Oh. Oh. Yeah. Well, that would mean you
were single.
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Uh, entirely.
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Divorced. Ah.
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My wife and I couldn't agree on very
many things.
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You? Divorced, too.
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Our problem was we were a little too
much alike.
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Listen,
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I hope you don't think this is forward,
but I would really like to take you out
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sometime.
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Well, I'd like that.
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What about tonight?
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Tonight? Well, what about your sister?
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Well, someone else is joining us. I'm
sure she'll understand.
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And I can call her later.
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Great. Where should we go?
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I don't know.
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Dinner? A Mets game? Whatever you like.
Mets game?
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I'd love it.
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You don't find very many women
interested in ball games.
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I think you'll find I'm full of
surprises.
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Let us have a little something for your
baby.
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Oh, thank you, Ralph.
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It's the same book that my mother read
to me every night when I was a baby.
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In cold blood.
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Thank you, dear.
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I'll treasure it.
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Hi, everyone.
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Isn't this a beautiful evening?
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There's nothing like New York in
springtime, is there?
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certainly seem to be in a good mood.
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Top of the world.
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Oh, I'm sorry I missed last week. I
just, uh, well, I just couldn't make it.
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Well, John, that's your tough luck
because we heard the weirdest story we
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heard yet from this new chick who just
joined the group last week.
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You mean Sylvia?
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Do you know her?
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Uh, well, not exactly.
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I'm dating her sister.
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How long have you known Sylvia's sister?
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Only this last week.
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Met her at the bar around the corner. I
was waiting for you guys, and Margo was
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there waiting for Sylvia.
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Margo? Yeah.
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Sylvia's sister?
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Oh, yeah. Boy, I'm telling you, I've
never met anyone like this.
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I don't doubt it.
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It's not because, you know, it's just a
week, but I'm telling you, I think this
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woman can really be the one. I mean,
she's a perfect woman.
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You know, I mean, she's not just
beautiful and witty. I mean, she's got
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mean, she just makes me feel very
comfortable. And she's just not like
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women, is what I believe.
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More like one of the guys.
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I mean, she's got everything.
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And then some.
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Probably more to Margot than meets the
eye.
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Yeah, well, I guess you could say that,
yes.
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Why are we laughing?
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Why are you all looking at me like this?
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John, haven't you noticed anything,
well, anything different about Margot?
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Different? Yeah, like she needs a shave.
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What?
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Sadly, Sylvia split with her husband
because he liked to dress up in women's
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clothes. So, her husband's a
transvestite. What's that got to do with
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sister? John, what we're trying to tell
you is that Margot and Sylvia aren't
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really sisters.
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That's because Margot is really... A
man.
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What?
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Margot is actually Sylvia's husband.
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No. Get out.
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Margot is Sylvia... No.
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Get out.
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You see, when he's all dressed up, he
and Sylvia just say they're sisters.
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Oh, no, no. This is impossible. She's
the most feminine woman I've ever met.
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Oh, come on. If there was anything
remotely wrong with it, don't you think
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would have noticed something at the ball
game, at the car show, at the fights?
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on what you've already done.
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And how much you enjoyed it.
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Would you please?
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Isn't anyone going to help me here?
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I'll do anything, John. You just say the
word. But could you explain what
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everybody's laughing about? They're
laughing at me, Ralph. Because all week
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been dating a woman who's really a man.
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That was just a very entertaining side
effect.
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This is so hard to believe.
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I mean, here, look at this.
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We took some pictures at one of those
silly machines.
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Can you tell? I mean, does that look
like a man to you?
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Which one are we talking about?
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Oh.
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Oh, John, couldn't you tell that that's
a wig?
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It is.
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No, I can't. He's coming over directly
from another appointment.
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He's probably having his legs waxed.
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Yeah, yeah, it's all very funny to you
people, but I'm the one that has to go
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home and deal with it. So you'll
understand it, but I don't think it's
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funny. You're absolutely right, dear. On
behalf of the whole group, I apologize.
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We know how difficult tonight's going to
be.
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Just don't let your anger overwhelm your
compassion.
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After all, you mustn't... condemn a man
until you've walked a mile in his pump.
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Do you think we were too rough on him?
Are you kidding me? We did the man a
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favor.
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Tonight could have been the night he
found out for himself.
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husband will take it. Well, if he's
after a woman, I think he is.
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He's gonna take it like a man.
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Oh, it really isn't funny, Kurt. He
looks to be a man of some size. What
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if he becomes agitated, even physical?
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Do you think he might?
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Sorry I'm late.
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Uh, sweetheart, excuse me. Um, this
gender bender you were married to.
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Does he have a temper?
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Oh, a terrible temper.
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Once on the subway, some masher snapped
his bra strap and Frank beat him with
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his shoulder bag.
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That's it. I'm out of here.
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There's no way I'm going to let Harry
Mary kick John's butt.
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John told us he was dating your sister.
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Look.
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That's not Frank.
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It's not?
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No. This is my sister Margo.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute. Are you saying that that
really is your sister?
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Yes. Well, then why is she wearing a
wig?
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Well, she sometimes does that when she
can't get to the hairdresser.
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I don't know how you could think this
was Frank.
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It just goes... to show how little you
people understand our situation.
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My Frank wouldn't be caught dead in a
dress like this.
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Oh, no.
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John.
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Oh, that's right.
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Oh, he's about to tell this beautiful
woman that she's really a man.
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Well, it's probably for the best.
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She's bound to find out sooner or later.
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I'm glad you're here. I'm so glad I'm
here, too, John.
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Now, listen, Margo. There's something I
really have to... I
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have to... This has been the worst day
of my life.
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Anything that could possibly go wrong
did.
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Family, job, everything.
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Yeah, well... I feel stretched so thin.
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One more unpleasant thing, and I think
I'll snap.
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hold yourself.
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You know what I really need right now?
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Someone to hold my hand. Ah, now, look,
I'm not holding your hand.
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No, I'm doing it. I'm going to do it.
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No,
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I'm really going to do it.
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I hate to see a grown person cry.
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There you go. There you go.
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How's that?
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How's that?
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I'm so glad I came over here tonight,
John.
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Listen, Margo. I feel so safe in your
arms. Margo, listen, I... Let's not
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John. No, no, we have to talk.
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What are you doing? I can't kiss you.
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John, what are you talking about?
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What am I talking about? This is what
I'm talking about.
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I can kiss you. You're a woman.
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You thought I was a man.
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Me? Who?
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No, what?
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Yeah, okay.
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But the best looking man I've ever
dated. You thought...
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No, no, listen, I can explain. It's very
simple. I'm getting out of here. No,
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no, no, Margot, please, please, I beg
you. No, no, no. Goodbye.
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Please, please, please.
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It's the best thing that's ever happened
to me.
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Can't we salvage this?
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I mean, I want you. I want you more than
anyone I've ever known.
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Why don't we go away someplace together,
huh?
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I'll take you anywhere you want to go.
What do you say, huh?
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Let's go to Paris.
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How about Paris? I'll take my whole life
savings up and fly you there, okay?
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We'll make love till Bastille Day.
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All right, all right.
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Thank God I got here in the nick of
time. Come on, pal. You're out of here.
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Forget him, John. He's no good for you.
Let him go.
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John, you need help.
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Come on.
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Come on. Come on.
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Sit down, John. Sit down.
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You've had a humiliating experience,
John.
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But because I'm your friend, I'm going
to be here for you. I'm going to be here
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all night, John, if that's what it takes
to help you forget about him.
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Say this, that Margo sure doesn't walk
like a man.
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It's an all -new L .A. Law.
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And Saturday, if you've got the
doldrums, we've got the cure.
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NBC's comedy lineup, starting with One
of the Boys. And the deacon is
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on Amen.
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Nothing that a little tender, loving
care couldn't cure.
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Then all you Weight Watchers shape up
for the laughter on The Golden Girl,
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followed by Emptiness, Saturday.
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