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[dramatic tone]
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- [grunts]
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- Previously on "resident alien"...
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- [laughing]
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- Welcome, again,
to my podcast,
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Where I will discuss the search
for peter bach's son, robert.
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- Good work, deputy.
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This alien stuff,
it's all connected.
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[gunshot]
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- The mantid might still be alive.
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- You can't kill me,
but I can kill you.
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- And how's little leroy?
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- Starting to kick like
a little fancy dancer.
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- I decided to stop drinking, and I found an aa meeting.
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So now that the baby is safe, I want to tell
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Ben and kate the truth.
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- You killed your own
dad to save me.
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- Don't make it weird.
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- [grunts]
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[baby coos]
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- What the--
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[soft music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey.
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Looks like I got to pack up.
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♪ ♪
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[suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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You comfortable in there?
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Sorry, jules, you
can't come with me.
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But you've been
such a good host.
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[suspenseful music]
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- [groaning]
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♪ ♪
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[blues music]
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♪ ♪
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- Humans do not like change.
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They find comfort in their lives staying the same.
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I think for humans, seeing your son hugging an alien
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Does not count as comfort.
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- [sighs]
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Could you please cover up the
dead alien statue father thing?
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It's making me want to barf.
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- Do not disrespect my dead
father, who I just murdered.
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[grunts]
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- [sighs]
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Thank you for turning
back into a human.
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That was a lot.
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- It was easy.
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It was like putting on a coat,
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One with broad shoulders,
great hair,
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And nipples like
spanish doubloons.
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- Well, thanks for ruining
history and nipples for us.
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- So now, you know
I am an alien.
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[laughs] and we are
not too different.
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Now get out.
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I need to break up
my father into pieces,
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Turn him into a rock
garden by the lake.
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- Not so fast.
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We still have a few questions.
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So you really went to space?
Was it neat?
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Did you-- did you
learn anything, or--
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- It seems like a question
you could ask on the way home.
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- And why are you
asking him like he
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Just went on some school trip?
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He left the planet.
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- I was only up there
for, like, 10 minutes.
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And then when I got back,
I grew a beard because I
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Touched one of harry's balls.
- I knew it.
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- What?
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[baby crying]
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- Metal spheres.
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It's alien technology
from my planet
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To assist me if I got lost.
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And did you say, I knew it?
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Do you think I'm
scrotum-ing your son?
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I'm no freak.
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I like birds.
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- [squeals]
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- What the hell is that thing?
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- This is my son!
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I don't call your son a thing.
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- He calls me
a shaved squirrel,
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Pinky, mouse baby, maxi pad.
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- [snickers]
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[squeals]
- no more screen time!
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- What the hell is happening?
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There's-- there's
little aliens?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- There's praying
mantis aliens--
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- Why not?
- --On earth?
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- How could you keep
this all a secret?
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- Yeah.
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Buddy, you didn't think
to tell us that the town
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Doctor is an alien?
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You know, he prescribes
adderall,
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But sometimes won't.
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- I did tell you.
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You told me I was broken and
wanted to send me to a school
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In georgia for special kids.
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- I mean, it was a nice school.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- They-- they had horses.
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- They did.
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- Does anybody want coffee?
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Dinglebutt?
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Oh, I call him that, too.
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[laughs]
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- Lena, it's me.
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I was right about jules being an alien, ok?
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So could you just give me a
call when you get this message?
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And just know I'm pretty
sure cletus is farting
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Because he misses you, ok?
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- [farts]
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- [sighs]
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- Did you get a hold of her?
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- Well, she thinks I'm crazy.
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I mean, [laughs] I sit in a car
for hours, stalking a woman.
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She goes out for a cigarette,
I put a bullet through her,
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And I'm the crazy one?
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[laughs]
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- I'm still trying
to process that I had drinks
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With a mantid,
and she stuck me with the bill.
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What a b-I-t-c-h.
You know what?
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She's a murderer.
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I'll just say bitch.
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[panting]
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- [farts]
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[barks]
- oh.
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- Did you-- you send
a car over to lena's?
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- Yeah, they're
keeping an eye on her.
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They also searched jules'
house, found nothing.
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She's gone.
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- We got to put
a stop to this thing.
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Old mining days starts
the day after tomorrow.
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It sounds like this
mantid's planning
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On turning it
into an all-you-can-eat buffet,
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With me as a side dish.
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I'm no damn floppy broccolini.
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Hell, I'm a fully loaded baked
potato, with extra bacon.
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Damn.
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Now I'm hungry for something
as delicious as myself.
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- So you lied when you said
that harry wasn't an alien.
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- He wasn't an alien then.
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- My life has been
a roller coaster.
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- Hi.
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We need to talk.
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- Why do humans have
so many knock-knock jokes
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If they never knock, knock?
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- We saw your car outside.
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You guys just hanging out?
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- That's us.
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We're the family who hangs
out with the town doctor,
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Who happens to be an alien.
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- Remember your therapy.
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Go to your happy place.
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They saw max hugging
me in my alien form
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After I killed my father.
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His corpse is
under that blanket.
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I got my alien energy back
after the tube fell out
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Of his crotch and it broke.
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[laughs]
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Big day.
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- Normally, that would
be a lot to take in,
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But it's disturbing how not
disturbing all that sounds.
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- Hmm.
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Well, you know what's really
disturbing, is the fact
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That this whole time,
the two of you
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Have known about our baby
and you didn't tell us.
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- That's why we're here.
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We decided to finally
tell you guys everything.
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We just came
to tell harry first.
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But you're already
here, and he told
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You, so two birds, one stone.
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- You really expect
me to believe that?
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- Keeping this a secret
from you, kate,
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Has been torture for me.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry that lying
to us about our baby
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Has been so tough for you.
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What can I do
to ease your pain?
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- Hey, hey, look, I know
this is all really upsetting,
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But d'arcy's been
through a lot lately.
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- It's ok.
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It's all right.
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I'm sober now.
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- You're sober?
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Well, that's great.
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- Yeah, thanks.
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I've been going to aa, so--
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- Oh, I'm-- sorry, I
just thought you meant
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You were sober right now.
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- So you assume
I'm always drunk.
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- Your coffee mug
says wine time.
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- That was a gift from you.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Why would I leave
patience to see
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The world when I have all the
excitement I need right here?
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[laughs]
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- I know you're mad,
but we were
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Just trying to protect daisy.
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- You named our baby?
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- You were planning on leaving
patience without telling me?
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- What?
Oh, no.
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It's just something
my dad brought up.
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Look, ben, kate, I'm sorry, ok?
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I swear we were going to tell
you guys, but it wasn't safe.
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The greys were
watching you, ok?
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And harry said--
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- Yes, of course.
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Harry, who, apparently, is an
alien, making decisions like he
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Knows what's best
for our family.
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Well, guess what.
He doesn't.
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- Harry is the one who
convinced the greys
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To leave your baby alone.
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He literally put himself
up as collateral.
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- And he killed his
own father to save me.
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- And I ruined a perfectly
good fireplace poker doing it.
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- Well, despite
your many sacrifices,
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I would really appreciate
if you would leave
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My family alone from now on.
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- You are in my house.
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- I mean it, ok?
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Hey, why don't we
call sheriff mike?
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We'll see what he
thinks about it.
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- You cannot tell anyone,
especially mike and liv.
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- Harry's trying
to stop the mantid.
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The last thing he needs is
mike and liv slowing him down.
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- Sorry.
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No, I cannot lie to mike.
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He always knows.
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I won't be able
to look him in the eye.
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- I would poke your eyes out,
but my fireplace poker
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Is stuck in my dead father.
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[soft music]
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♪ ♪
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- Ben, hey.
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We need to talk.
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♪ ♪
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- Eek!
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- Didn't you hear me?
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I said we need to talk.
- Mm.
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- Last night, I came face
to face with the mantid.
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- Hmm.
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- I think it can read
minds and shapeshift.
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And guess who has
shapeshifted into?
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Jules gardner.
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- I knew it.
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You know, I knew the second
she stole my girlfriend,
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She was a monster.
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- No, no, this isn't jules.
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This is the mantid.
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The real jules
is probably dead.
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- Yeah, well, we
all make choices.
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- What's going
on with you, huh?
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Why you, uh, keep
looking away from me?
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- Uh, don't know what
you're talking about.
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Nothing's going on.
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- Ok, so if nothing's wrong,
then why can't you look
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Me in my eyes and say that?
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- I don't want to take
advantage of the power dynamic.
261
00:09:33,439 --> 00:09:37,041
- Well, [chuckles] there
can't be any power dynamics
262
00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:38,309
When there's no dynamics.
263
00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:39,844
It's just power,
and it belongs to me.
264
00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:41,045
I radiate power.
265
00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:42,146
You're just a figurehead.
266
00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:43,681
- [chuckles] wrong, you know?
267
00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:46,350
I approve budgets,
make proclamations.
268
00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:49,987
I am the last word in who wins
the chili cook-off every year.
269
00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:54,192
And I came up with the new town
motto, small town, big hearts.
270
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,060
You know, I pretty
much run this town.
271
00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,095
- Good.
272
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,297
Then cancel old mining days.
273
00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,298
- Huh?
274
00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,267
What?
275
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,401
That's impossible.
276
00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,036
Every hotel in town is booked.
277
00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:06,671
- Including the one where
the mantid ate the guy's head?
278
00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,006
- I'd have to petition
the town council,
279
00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:10,675
And they don't meet
until next week.
280
00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:11,710
But-- come on.
281
00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:13,612
Hang on here.
282
00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:17,848
You know, as-- as mayor, I will
use every weapon in my arsenal
283
00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:19,950
To protect the townspeople.
284
00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:23,788
- Ok, so just the megaphone
and the oversized gavel you
285
00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,724
Use to call meetings to order.
286
00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:27,191
- It's not oversize.
287
00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:28,326
It's proportional
to the gavel block.
288
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,294
- Sure it is.
289
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:33,131
Well, let's just hope the new
town motto doesn't become,
290
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,633
Small town,
overcrowded cemetery.
291
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,770
- Well, it wouldn't because
the town slogan is up to me.
292
00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:41,972
[soft music]
293
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:44,075
♪ ♪
294
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,844
- Humans should not be afraid of change.
295
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,546
They need to learn how to adapt,
296
00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,982
Like I did when I lost my alien energy
297
00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,517
And that time the diner ran out of pie.
298
00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:54,852
I did not cry about it.
299
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,520
I just followed the man who ordered
300
00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:58,523
The last piece and left a note on his card that said,
301
00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:01,759
"pie pig."
302
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:07,999
♪ ♪
303
00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:09,467
[laughs]
304
00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:10,468
- Whoa.
305
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:11,503
What is all this?
306
00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:12,804
- Your father was right.
307
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,272
We should see the world.
308
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:15,406
Here are some
cities we can move
309
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:16,707
To after we leave patience.
310
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:20,444
New york city,
detroit, new haven.
311
00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:21,612
- Oh, ok.
312
00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:23,147
Are you just listing
pizza cities?
313
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:25,316
- Chicago, deep dish.
314
00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:26,518
- Oh, harry.
315
00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:27,585
I told you.
316
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:28,719
My dad just brought it up.
317
00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:30,522
I'm not leaving patience.
318
00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:32,690
And if I did, I'd go alone.
319
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,757
- Alone.
320
00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:36,060
How could you go without me?
321
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,363
If I went to my home planet,
I would bring you with me.
322
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:42,666
- Then I'd die because I
need oxygen to breathe.
323
00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:44,802
- But we would be together.
324
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,204
I take it back.
325
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,106
I hate change.
326
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:55,180
♪ ♪
327
00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,451
- I've got some juice you're
going to want to squeeze.
328
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:02,053
Mike said the mantid
revealed itself
329
00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:04,222
To him, one jules gardner.
330
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:05,990
- This is bad.
331
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,326
If the mantid thinks its
identity has been discovered,
332
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,361
It will look for a new host.
333
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,096
I will need your help.
334
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,599
- Well, I thought
you might say that.
335
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,135
You know, as mayor
of this little hamlet,
336
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,503
I do have the ability
to get things done.
337
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,739
- I do not need
a shopping center opened.
338
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,107
I meant max.
339
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,376
I need someone who
can see aliens.
340
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,811
- Max is a no-go.
341
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,012
You don't need him.
342
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,681
I have my own skill set.
343
00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:31,583
- Like what?
344
00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:34,552
- I can solve a rubik's cube
in under two minutes.
345
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,187
- You are useless to me.
346
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:42,660
♪ ♪
347
00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:43,995
I want max.
348
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,764
- He is my son,
and he is off limits.
349
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,566
- Ha, ha, ha!
350
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,234
This is classic bravado.
351
00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:53,437
It's a defense mechanism
to mask the fear of being
352
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,772
Powerless as a parent.
353
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,374
- No.
354
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,509
Don't-- don't psychoanalyze
me anymore, ok?
355
00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:00,778
You're not even a real
doctor, which-- by the way,
356
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,614
I will be expecting
a refund for all the times
357
00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:03,981
That I paid you for therapy.
358
00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:05,717
- If you do not
let me use max, I
359
00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:07,985
Will tell your wife about
your creepy sex dream
360
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,921
With that ancient woman
in your office, debra.
361
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,090
- That wasn't a sex dream.
362
00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:15,126
I was naked, but she
had clothes on.
363
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:17,828
- What was the whole thing
about all those moles?
364
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,431
You said she looked like
a chocolate chip cookie,
365
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:21,999
And you were hungry.
366
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:24,536
That's why you
got out the milk.
367
00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:28,540
You're a weird,
sick, little man.
368
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:31,008
- What about doctor-patient
confidentiality?
369
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,377
- You just said that I
wasn't a real doctor.
370
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,912
- You're not.
371
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,380
So you can forget about max.
372
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:39,050
I will not let you use
my son to help you hunt
373
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,018
Down some dangerous mantid.
374
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:46,157
- This refusal shows growth.
375
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:48,927
You're finally starting
to assert yourself.
376
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:52,530
I mean, this is
incredible progress.
377
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,999
- Well, thanks.
378
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,169
- Just pay on the way out.
379
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:05,209
♪ ♪
380
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,178
[laughs]
381
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:14,285
♪ ♪
382
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:26,130
- Well, look at that.
383
00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:29,367
Sir, you might
want to see this.
384
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,338
I took this with
a trail cam I set up
385
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,739
In the mantid feeding ground.
386
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,042
- What is asta doing
in the middle of nowhere?
387
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,777
And who is she with?
388
00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:42,580
- If the mantid has been active
there, then whoever it is,
389
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,148
It looks like they're
trying to cover it up.
390
00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,817
- Yeah, that doesn't
make any sense, though.
391
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:47,819
Why would asta want
to help that monster?
392
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:50,554
- Maybe it's not about
helping the mantid.
393
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,791
Maybe she's trying to protect
whoever that is with her.
394
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,359
- Protect them
from what, though?
395
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:58,496
- From being exposed,
396
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:02,266
Because they're not human?
397
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:05,503
- So then who is
this non-human?
398
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,838
[eerie music]
399
00:15:12,277 --> 00:15:15,045
- [sighs] hi.
400
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,514
- What can I get you, sailor?
401
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,016
Remember, just
because I'm not drinking
402
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,483
Doesn't mean you can't.
403
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,219
Somebody's got to keep
this place in business.
404
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,352
- Hmm.
405
00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:23,521
No, I'm good.
406
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,589
I just need a break
from harry, who
407
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,526
Keeps freaking out about
this idea of me leaving town.
408
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,327
- [snorts] oh.
409
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:31,695
Why?
410
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,397
It's not like you're
actually leaving.
411
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:34,398
- I know.
412
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,333
It's stupid.
413
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,734
- Totally.
414
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:39,370
[soft music]
415
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,472
- But why is it stupid?
416
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:45,543
- Because you belong
here, you know?
417
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:49,747
And every time I went away,
the one thing I always knew
418
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,248
Was that you'd be
here when I got back.
419
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,885
You're the constant.
420
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:57,421
- Yep, that's me.
421
00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,356
But, you know,
if I left, it's not
422
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:00,691
Like things would fall apart.
423
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,392
Life would go on.
424
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:03,927
- Wait.
425
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:08,265
Are you-- are you actually
considering leaving, like--
426
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,633
Like for real?
427
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,903
- No, I'm not
saying I'm doing it.
428
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,805
It's just I don't know.
429
00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:17,241
Sometimes I wonder
what else is out there.
430
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:22,513
♪ ♪
431
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,315
Oh, no, no.
432
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,949
Oh, no.
433
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,551
Oh, please.
434
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:30,988
Oh, I'm not going
anywhere, I promise.
435
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,590
Oh, god.
Babe, I'm sorry.
436
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:33,591
- [cries]
437
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:34,892
- I mean it, d'arce.
438
00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:37,195
I'm not leaving.
439
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,730
- [cries] ok.
440
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:41,499
- Ok.
441
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,934
- [crying]
442
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:45,103
- Oh.
443
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,505
♪ ♪
444
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,873
- ♪ I know ♪
445
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,475
♪ mr. Know-it-all ♪
446
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:52,476
- Oh, harry.
447
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:53,977
What can I get you?
448
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:55,613
- Nothing.
449
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,214
I refuse to eat anything from
someone who suggested that asta
450
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:58,616
Should leave patience.
451
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:02,653
- Too bad,
because a fresh apple pie
452
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:06,490
Just came out of the oven.
453
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,126
- I don't care.
454
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,495
- Ok.
455
00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:14,264
- ♪ picked up the store ♪
456
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:15,766
- I got your note.
457
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,235
Next time, maybe don't
leave an envelope that reads
458
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,903
"top secret" in my mailbox?
459
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,505
- Ok, ok.
460
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,107
I need max's help
to kill the mantid,
461
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,710
So you have to invite him
to the festival tomorrow.
462
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:27,979
- No can do.
463
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:29,580
Since his parents
found out about you,
464
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:30,782
They barely let him
out of their sight.
465
00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:32,650
- Well, he can sneak out.
466
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:37,921
Tell him that now, you like
him as more than a friend.
467
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:39,891
Do you have something
else you could wear,
468
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:42,994
Something that says,
I feel silly?
469
00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:46,430
- That is a vile scenario.
470
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,832
And you don't need max.
471
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:53,304
I've been working on an
all-organic halal manticide.
472
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:54,906
Here's the formula.
473
00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:59,577
- I am so happy to have my alien energy back.
474
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,512
Without it, I would not understand this
475
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,281
And would have to admit that headscarf
476
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,982
Girl is smarter than me.
477
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:06,217
[soft music]
478
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:08,518
[muttering]
479
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,453
- Are you ok?
480
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,454
- Huh?
481
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,555
Yeah, I'm fine.
482
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,024
Just-- [mumbles]
483
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,560
This is not bad.
484
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:22,900
With a few added elements,
I can make this work.
485
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,636
- Since asta's on break,
we respectfully
486
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,039
Wait for her in her office.
487
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:35,246
While we rifle through her
shit, looking for clues.
488
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:42,353
♪ ♪
489
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,091
- Look at this.
490
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,794
"dear asta, please accept
these earth flowers
491
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,663
"as a token of my undying love.
492
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,633
Sinsreely, joseph."
493
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,805
Asta's the one joseph
was in love with.
494
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,274
- First, she's
burying shit where
495
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:04,475
The mantid's tromping around.
496
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,077
Now she's dating an alien?
497
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:11,248
That's sus, with a capital
s and a little s.
498
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,116
- What are you
doing in my office?
499
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,885
- How about we
ask the questions?
500
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:18,756
- We saw you on a trail cam
with someone up in the woods,
501
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,791
And you were both
carrying shovels.
502
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,225
- It's not a question.
503
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:23,794
That's a statement.
504
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,629
- And we found this
card from joseph,
505
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:26,964
Who we are investigating.
506
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,866
- Not to nitpick,
but again, not a question.
507
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:32,369
- I have no clue who
this "joseph" is.
508
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:35,106
- Isn't that the hot cop
that proposed to you?
509
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:41,412
- So it's you and joseph
in the picture.
510
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,580
- I guess I'm
going to have to do
511
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:45,416
The heavy lifting around here.
512
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:48,719
Is this you and joseph in this
picture, question mark?
513
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,989
- Fine, yes,
that's joseph with me.
514
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,724
- What were you
doing with shovels?
515
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,126
- Starting a community garden.
516
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:56,160
- What were you growing?
517
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,461
- Radishes.
518
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,432
- Ok, that tracks.
519
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:02,633
You can grow radishes
in colorado in April.
520
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:03,734
You use miracle-gro?
521
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:04,935
- Compost.
522
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,403
It's organic and better
for root vegetables.
523
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:07,671
- That's a good tip.
524
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,206
See, what I do is I bury
a dead fish in the dirt.
525
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,575
I learned that from a "snoopy"
thanksgiving special.
526
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,545
- Maybe you can discuss
gardening tips later,
527
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,448
Question mark.
528
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,149
I hope you're
telling the truth,
529
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,885
Not just because we're friends,
but because we're cops.
530
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:26,623
♪ ♪
531
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:27,558
Do you believe her?
532
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:28,692
- Oh, absolutely.
533
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,561
Radishes are cool season crops.
534
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,429
They can tolerate
a light frost.
535
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,764
- No, not about that.
536
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,933
About joseph.
537
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,568
- Absolutely not.
538
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,770
She was way too quick
to throw him under the bus.
539
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,172
She's covering
for another non-human.
540
00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:43,206
But who?
541
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:46,744
- Someone who's been
here for a while,
542
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:49,246
Someone she spends
all her time with.
543
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,414
- [sighs]
544
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:53,717
[suspenseful music]
545
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:58,622
♪ ♪
546
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,791
- Remember way
back when max said
547
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,960
The new town doctor is
an alien and you threatened
548
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,661
To throw him in jail?
549
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:06,997
♪ ♪
550
00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:08,599
- Son of a bitch.
551
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:11,235
- [sighs]
552
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:12,970
- It's the new doctor.
553
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,271
He's an alien.
554
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:17,174
- Son of a bigger bitch.
555
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:21,678
♪ ♪
556
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,814
Hot damn, I can't
believe all this time,
557
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,749
It was right under our noses.
558
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,552
Deputy, take a big whiff.
559
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,221
That is the smell of success.
560
00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:32,890
- [inhales]
or it's just the sharpie ink.
561
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,458
- That, too.
562
00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:36,193
We should probably
open a window.
563
00:21:41,699 --> 00:21:43,000
[knock at door]
564
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:46,036
[soft music]
565
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,771
♪ ♪
566
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:48,972
- D'arcy.
567
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,442
- Can I come in?
568
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:53,177
- Yeah
569
00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:58,315
- [sighs] I won't be long.
570
00:21:58,451 --> 00:21:59,316
- It's ok.
571
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,919
I just put bella down.
572
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,120
- Bella?
573
00:22:03,256 --> 00:22:05,122
You named her.
574
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:06,723
- Yeah.
575
00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:07,791
Isabella rose.
576
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:10,093
It was my grandmother's name.
577
00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:12,129
- Oh, it's beautiful.
578
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,431
It's way better than daisy.
579
00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:15,232
[scoffs] I mean, who's
named daisy these days?
580
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:17,534
- My aunt's dog.
581
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,902
- Love that.
582
00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:24,708
So much better for a dog
than a spaceship baby.
583
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:28,979
Keeping bella a secret--
584
00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:33,250
It was to protect
you and her, I swear.
585
00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:34,684
But that doesn't make it right.
586
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:35,886
And I--
587
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,654
- Look, the other
night was a lot.
588
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:43,594
I was overwhelmed and hurt,
but I know that you were put
589
00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:45,829
In an impossible situation.
590
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:50,233
♪ ♪
591
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,969
You're my friend,
and I know that we're
592
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:53,170
Going to get through this.
593
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:54,471
- Yeah.
594
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:56,874
Oh, I have something
to show you.
595
00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:59,443
- Ok.
- Ok.
596
00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:02,345
♪ ♪
597
00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:04,215
That's her first smile.
598
00:23:04,349 --> 00:23:07,151
That's me giving her a bath.
599
00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:08,518
That's her pulling my hair.
600
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,786
She loves red.
601
00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:11,021
I don't know what it is.
602
00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:13,156
That is her laughing
when she farted.
603
00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:14,457
- [laughs]
604
00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:15,659
- Or maybe it's when I
farted, I don't know.
605
00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:16,927
The point is she knows
that farting is funny.
606
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:19,029
- Um, you know what?
607
00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:21,131
I actually have some
stuff to do today,
608
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:25,002
So now maybe isn't
the best time.
609
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:27,504
- What just happened?
610
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,607
Did I do something wrong?
611
00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:32,243
- Nope, I just don't want
to do this right now.
612
00:23:32,377 --> 00:23:33,310
- I thought we were good.
613
00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:34,878
- This isn't about you.
614
00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:37,348
- Well, everything was fine,
and now you're upset.
615
00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:38,549
So obviously, it's about me.
616
00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:39,783
- [sighs]
617
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,619
- Well-- is this
because you can tell
618
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,688
I think bella's a dumb name?
619
00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:47,891
- [sighs] look.
620
00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:51,495
I'm just sad about everything
I missed, ok?
621
00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:52,996
And I don't--
I don't have it in me
622
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:54,531
To make you feel better
about yourself right now,
623
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,567
So please just go.
624
00:23:56,702 --> 00:23:58,602
- [scoffs]
625
00:23:58,737 --> 00:24:01,639
[somber music]
626
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:05,509
♪ ♪
627
00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:08,178
- Chemistry is the science of change.
628
00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:10,247
Add or subtract just one ingredient,
629
00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:13,350
And everything can spiral out of control.
630
00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:14,785
Friendships are no different.
631
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,154
Asta leaving patience would act as a catalyst,
632
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:20,257
Rapidly destabilizing the balance of our bond,
633
00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:23,593
Much like this formula, which might explode.
634
00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:26,664
I should probably move the snacks.
635
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:27,598
- Harry!
636
00:24:27,733 --> 00:24:29,766
Harry.
637
00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:32,269
Mike and liv were
just at the clinic.
638
00:24:32,405 --> 00:24:34,438
They saw us on a trail cam
while we were going
639
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,073
Over to dig up the mantid.
640
00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:38,375
Your face was blocked in the
picture, so I covered for you,
641
00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:40,110
But it's only a matter of time
before they figure it out.
642
00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:42,946
- I do not need your help,
and it's ok if you leave town.
643
00:24:42,948 --> 00:24:46,016
I don't care because I've
replaced you with a new friend.
644
00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:48,686
Little asta, could you
hand me that beaker?
645
00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:51,488
Thanks.
646
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:52,990
- We're not friends.
647
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:55,192
We're just partners
in a joint venture.
648
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,394
- I'm not leaving patience, ok?
649
00:24:57,396 --> 00:25:00,998
I've got jay, you know,
and d'arcy and my dad.
650
00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:03,200
My life is here.
651
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:06,070
- I heard a lot
of names, not mine.
652
00:25:07,773 --> 00:25:10,840
That's ok, because I
have little asta now.
653
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:12,843
She's younger than you,
so statistically,
654
00:25:12,978 --> 00:25:16,313
She will live longer
than old asta.
655
00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:17,247
- Fine.
656
00:25:17,382 --> 00:25:20,383
Have fun with little asta.
657
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,185
Sorry.
It's not about you.
658
00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:23,954
- You think I don't know that?
659
00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:27,090
[tense music]
660
00:25:27,092 --> 00:25:30,261
♪ ♪
661
00:25:32,497 --> 00:25:34,365
- Hi, I'm robert.
662
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:41,138
I'm peter bach's son.
663
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:43,073
- I know.
664
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:46,243
- I heard your podcast.
665
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:47,711
Didn't expect to hear my name.
666
00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:52,782
Since my dad died, I didn't
expect anyone to be looking.
667
00:25:52,784 --> 00:25:54,517
- You better sit down.
668
00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:56,453
There's something
you need to know.
669
00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:05,028
Your father is alive.
670
00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:07,898
- No, no, that's--
that's not possible.
671
00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:11,301
I-- I saw him die.
672
00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:14,137
- Well, the government
revived him.
673
00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:17,307
- Like cpr or--
674
00:26:17,442 --> 00:26:20,678
- More like frankenstein?
675
00:26:22,848 --> 00:26:26,216
[scoffs] I can't contact him,
but the moment I hear from him,
676
00:26:26,351 --> 00:26:27,785
I'll tell him you're here.
677
00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:29,186
He'll be thrilled.
678
00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:30,887
- [sighs]
679
00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:35,225
Hoo, that's--
that's incredible.
680
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,295
Until then,
can you put me in jail?
681
00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:39,930
- What?
682
00:26:40,065 --> 00:26:42,399
Why would you want that?
683
00:26:42,535 --> 00:26:44,268
- [whispering] I think
someone's following me.
684
00:26:47,473 --> 00:26:50,473
- I know you've
been through a lot,
685
00:26:50,475 --> 00:26:53,176
But I promise I'll keep you safe.
686
00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:56,780
[suspenseful music]
687
00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:59,482
- All I can eat?
688
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,318
Challenge accepted.
689
00:27:07,291 --> 00:27:09,760
[soft upbeat music]
690
00:27:09,762 --> 00:27:11,128
- Mark, alcoholic.
691
00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:15,365
Thank you, dina,
for inviting me to share.
692
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:20,003
My sobriety date
is June 24, 1997.
693
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,171
I have a sponsor.
694
00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:23,106
I also sponsor other people.
695
00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:27,644
And most importantly, I have a
higher power, which I call god.
696
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,180
We all know the ups
and the downs.
697
00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:33,917
Drugs and alcohol nearly
took everything from me.
698
00:27:34,052 --> 00:27:36,787
But now I can look in the
mirror and say, I love you.
699
00:27:36,922 --> 00:27:38,388
I'm proud of you.
700
00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:40,623
And just last night,
I went to bed.
701
00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:43,594
No debating on whether
I wanted to live or not.
702
00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:46,663
Just went to sleep
like a person.
703
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:52,535
- I saw someone blow through a
stop sign, and I got so angry.
704
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,537
And then it hit me--
705
00:27:54,539 --> 00:27:56,039
I used to do that.
706
00:27:56,041 --> 00:28:02,179
I'd drive drunk with my kid
in the back seat all the time.
707
00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:03,446
- Casey.
708
00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:05,148
I was the best
skier in my school.
709
00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:08,085
I had sponsorships, all of it.
710
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:09,719
I got kicked off the team.
711
00:28:09,722 --> 00:28:12,489
I lost my scholarship,
and I had to come here.
712
00:28:12,491 --> 00:28:14,324
I get that I need
to stay sober.
713
00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:16,893
I get that it's my fault.
714
00:28:16,895 --> 00:28:19,229
But what if I stay sober
715
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:23,133
And I never get
back to where I was?
716
00:28:23,268 --> 00:28:24,835
- Sunny, alcoholic.
717
00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:26,837
11 years next week.
718
00:28:26,972 --> 00:28:27,938
- Whoo!
719
00:28:28,073 --> 00:28:29,672
[applause]
720
00:28:29,808 --> 00:28:33,977
I got a new sponsee recently,
and we really hit it off.
721
00:28:34,112 --> 00:28:37,013
I thought we had a good
thing going, talking,
722
00:28:37,015 --> 00:28:38,715
Meeting up, checking in.
723
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:39,916
But then she went out.
724
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,952
So I called her
and left a message.
725
00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:43,587
Nothing.
726
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:46,890
Now, the old me would have gone
over there and tried to fix it,
727
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,591
To be the one who
pulled her back.
728
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:51,027
But then I realized
that's making someone
729
00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:54,331
Else's journey about me.
730
00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:56,199
And I've been down that path.
731
00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:57,534
It's not good.
732
00:28:57,536 --> 00:29:01,738
Not everything is
about me all the time.
733
00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:05,041
So, yeah, I'm a little
sad today, but I'm here.
734
00:29:05,043 --> 00:29:06,409
That's pretty amazing.
735
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:09,579
- ♪ hard to get the best of me ♪
736
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:12,883
♪ ♪
737
00:29:13,018 --> 00:29:14,050
[bluegrass music]
738
00:29:14,186 --> 00:29:15,753
- ♪ trouble, trouble ♪
739
00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:17,154
♪ trouble on my mind ♪
740
00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:20,791
♪ trouble don't tell me I'll live a long time ♪
741
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,492
- A beautiful golden brown.
742
00:29:22,627 --> 00:29:24,561
Very nice.
743
00:29:24,696 --> 00:29:25,829
Hey.
744
00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:30,300
♪ trouble don't tell me I'll live a long time ♪
745
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:32,302
- Nice turnout, right?
746
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:33,804
Everyone looks like
they're having fun.
747
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:36,139
- Yeah, so do kids
in an outdoor bouncy house
748
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:38,675
Before a gust of wind
rips the safety line off
749
00:29:38,811 --> 00:29:40,677
And little timmy is a kite.
750
00:29:40,812 --> 00:29:42,078
Should have canceled.
751
00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:43,913
- Well, I told you it was
too late for that, you know?
752
00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:46,483
Besides, we don't want
everyone living in fear.
753
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:47,885
I'm not worried.
754
00:29:47,887 --> 00:29:48,886
[siren whoops]
755
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:55,558
Good afternoon, folks,
and welcome to the patience
756
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,994
Old mining days festival.
757
00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,863
Enjoy the festivities.
758
00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:03,333
But remember, the 1800s
were a dangerous time.
759
00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:08,305
So have fun, laugh with your
neighbors, but also remember,
760
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,207
They might be
trying to kill you.
761
00:30:12,745 --> 00:30:14,477
- Hey, where have you been?
I need your help.
762
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,146
Check me out.
763
00:30:16,281 --> 00:30:18,081
Do I look like a tasty nugget,
something you might drool over?
764
00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:19,816
- Not sure where this
is going, but it's
765
00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:21,217
Making me very uncomfortable.
766
00:30:21,219 --> 00:30:23,353
- Jules the mantid said she
was coming for me, right,
767
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,889
So I did 500 eyebrow raises,
so my head was sweating
768
00:30:26,025 --> 00:30:27,157
And release pheromones.
769
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,191
Smell me.
770
00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:29,859
See that?
771
00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:31,127
The mantid ain't going
to be able to resist that.
772
00:30:31,129 --> 00:30:32,629
It's just basic science.
773
00:30:32,765 --> 00:30:34,331
- It's also basic nonsense.
774
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:37,234
- You know, I got to get this
mantid away from the crowd.
775
00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:38,668
I figured since
I'm the bait, I'm
776
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,136
Going to try to lure
it into the mine
777
00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:41,638
Where nobody else can get hurt.
778
00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:43,006
Here, look at this.
779
00:30:43,141 --> 00:30:45,375
There's a shaft
by the south entrance that's
780
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:46,843
Got a caged elevator, right?
781
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,179
Right next to it is
an exposed electrical ground.
782
00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:51,648
Now, I planted a pry bar
right by the elevator.
783
00:30:51,783 --> 00:30:53,350
So once the mantid is
is inside, I'm
784
00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:55,285
Going to jam the bar between
the electrical wire and
785
00:30:55,420 --> 00:30:57,086
The cage.
786
00:30:57,222 --> 00:30:59,022
And that current should fry
that mother-bugger real good.
787
00:30:59,157 --> 00:31:00,924
- Now we just need
to find the mantid.
788
00:31:01,059 --> 00:31:05,395
- Yeah, well, if dr. V.
Is an alien,
789
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:07,831
He's connected to the mantid,
so we just watch him,
790
00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,700
Wait until they make contact.
791
00:31:09,834 --> 00:31:11,934
- How do you know
they're connected?
792
00:31:11,936 --> 00:31:13,136
- Come on.
793
00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:14,737
What are the odds of two
aliens being in the same town
794
00:31:14,739 --> 00:31:16,373
And not knowing each other?
795
00:31:16,508 --> 00:31:18,841
- Isn't it a little racist,
assuming all aliens
796
00:31:18,843 --> 00:31:19,842
Know each other?
797
00:31:19,844 --> 00:31:21,144
- Of course it's not racist.
798
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:22,713
They ain't human.
799
00:31:22,847 --> 00:31:24,081
How's it going to be
racist when they ain't even
800
00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:27,050
A part of the superior race?
801
00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:28,751
What the hell?
802
00:31:28,753 --> 00:31:30,020
Why's he looking at me?
803
00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:31,188
I'm the looker.
He's the lookee.
804
00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:32,255
Lookers look.
805
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:33,856
Lookees get looked at.
806
00:31:33,858 --> 00:31:36,493
See, if he was human,
he would know that.
807
00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:37,894
Stupid alien.
808
00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:41,297
- Oh, yeah.
809
00:31:41,299 --> 00:31:43,066
Oh, really?
810
00:31:43,201 --> 00:31:45,735
Guess you got tired of trying
to steal my best friend,
811
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,637
So instead, you thought
you'd steal my costume.
812
00:31:47,773 --> 00:31:49,072
- Judy, I don't
have time for this.
813
00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:50,640
- Oh, who's judy? No, no.
814
00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:54,444
I'm biddy henshaw, first
female miner in patience.
815
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:57,547
- [laughs] I wear
the same thing every year,
816
00:31:57,682 --> 00:32:00,651
And I tell the story of
biddy henshaw for the festival,
817
00:32:00,785 --> 00:32:02,352
And I know you know
that because last year
818
00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:03,953
You threw a tomato at me.
819
00:32:03,955 --> 00:32:07,523
- Are you even wearing
panties made out of burlap?
820
00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:10,027
Yeah, that's what I thought.
821
00:32:13,832 --> 00:32:15,798
- Why are you staring
at the sheriff?
822
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,668
- Because the mantid
is hunting him,
823
00:32:18,803 --> 00:32:21,438
And once it appears
and attacks,
824
00:32:21,573 --> 00:32:24,675
I will squirt it
with my manticide.
825
00:32:24,809 --> 00:32:26,142
- You mean my manticide?
826
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:28,845
- We will settle ownership
once my legal team
827
00:32:28,981 --> 00:32:30,747
Has reviewed the contract.
828
00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:31,981
- Hi. Ok.
829
00:32:31,984 --> 00:32:33,450
What is the plan here?
830
00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:34,551
How are you going
to kill the mantid
831
00:32:34,686 --> 00:32:35,852
With all these people around?
832
00:32:35,987 --> 00:32:38,488
- Little asta, could you
please tell this time-traveling
833
00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:43,693
Newsie that she is a bad friend
and I'm not talking to her?
834
00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:46,429
- Little asta, could you
tell this alien toddler
835
00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:49,099
To quit pouting because we have
bigger things to deal with?
836
00:32:49,234 --> 00:32:51,634
- I refuse to be a part
of this dysfunctional triangle.
837
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:54,004
- You know, maybe real friends
support their friends no matter
838
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:56,039
What they choose to do,
because, I don't know,
839
00:32:56,175 --> 00:32:57,840
They just want
them to be happy.
840
00:32:57,842 --> 00:32:59,910
- Yes, or maybe
real friends do not
841
00:33:00,045 --> 00:33:03,646
Abandon you after you have
planned an entire pizza
842
00:33:03,782 --> 00:33:05,248
City future for them.
843
00:33:05,383 --> 00:33:06,850
- Ah--
- uh, guys.
844
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:10,119
Where'd sheriff mike go?
845
00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:13,423
- This is your fault
because you distracted me.
846
00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,692
And now I want pizza.
847
00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:17,226
- I don't know what
is going on with him.
848
00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:19,863
I told him I'm not even
planning on leaving town.
849
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,064
- I get it.
850
00:33:21,199 --> 00:33:22,933
Chasing dreams isn't easy.
851
00:33:23,067 --> 00:33:25,335
I ventured out
into the great unknown.
852
00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:27,203
It's tough out there.
853
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,672
- Ok, I'll take that
under advisement.
854
00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,407
For now, we need a real plan.
855
00:33:31,409 --> 00:33:32,542
- Harry has a plan.
856
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:34,310
He's using
sheriff mike as bait.
857
00:33:34,312 --> 00:33:36,679
And once the mantid
goes after him,
858
00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:39,816
He's going to blast
it with my manticide.
859
00:33:39,951 --> 00:33:41,384
- Mike stalking harry?
860
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,552
Harry tailing mike?
861
00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:44,154
It's ridiculous.
862
00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:49,292
- Hey, kid, do you know
if any of these booths
863
00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:52,662
Sell cream for a butt rash?
864
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,567
- This is so unfair.
865
00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,770
Sahar's at the festival,
helping harry kill the mantid.
866
00:33:59,904 --> 00:34:01,438
And I'm going grocery
shopping with my mom
867
00:34:01,573 --> 00:34:02,973
And baby space sister.
868
00:34:03,108 --> 00:34:06,876
- Please don't call her that,
or moon baby or starship sally.
869
00:34:07,012 --> 00:34:08,411
You'll give her a complex.
870
00:34:08,413 --> 00:34:10,680
- I'm the only one that
can actually see aliens.
871
00:34:10,815 --> 00:34:12,382
It's the one thing I'm good at.
872
00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:14,050
- I told you,
873
00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:16,119
Your dad and I will not risk
anything happening to you.
874
00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:17,887
- Nothing's going
to happen to me.
875
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:19,222
I've got protection.
876
00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:20,657
- What the hell is that?
877
00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:21,858
- It's a taser that
can zap aliens.
878
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:22,759
[buzzing]
879
00:34:22,895 --> 00:34:24,061
- Ah!
880
00:34:24,195 --> 00:34:25,695
Ok, that is it, all right?
881
00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:27,430
No more alien hunting.
882
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:28,598
You are grounded.
883
00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,967
You are so grounded,
from everything.
884
00:34:31,102 --> 00:34:32,502
[baby coos]
- fill her up?
885
00:34:32,637 --> 00:34:33,570
- Hi.
886
00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:35,505
Yes.
887
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,907
And could you check the tire
pressures, too, please?
888
00:34:38,043 --> 00:34:41,077
- Yeah.
- Thank you so much.
889
00:34:41,213 --> 00:34:42,212
Max?
890
00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:43,446
Max!
891
00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:47,417
[suspenseful music]
892
00:34:47,552 --> 00:34:49,085
Max!
893
00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:54,157
♪ ♪
894
00:34:54,292 --> 00:34:55,658
[knocking]
895
00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:58,227
- Jules?
896
00:34:58,229 --> 00:34:59,996
Are you here?
897
00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:04,967
I called a bunch of times.
898
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:11,975
♪ ♪
899
00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:34,197
[eerie music]
900
00:35:34,332 --> 00:35:41,238
♪ ♪
901
00:35:44,176 --> 00:35:46,209
[gasps]
902
00:35:47,579 --> 00:35:50,713
[gasping]
903
00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:57,754
♪ ♪
904
00:36:04,094 --> 00:36:06,162
- ♪ don't it feel so good to know ♪
905
00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:07,830
♪ you ain't done nothing wrong? ♪
906
00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:09,766
♪ don't it feel so good to know ♪
907
00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:11,835
♪ you've been right all along? ♪
908
00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:13,870
♪ don't it feel so good to know ♪
909
00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:15,505
♪ that you are the one ♪
910
00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:18,975
♪ to always be on the trigger side of the gun? ♪
911
00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:20,776
♪ you go on ♪
912
00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:23,012
♪ I'll be on the bench tonight ♪
913
00:36:23,148 --> 00:36:24,280
♪ I don't need to be there ♪
914
00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:26,749
♪ when your torch is burning bright ♪
915
00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:28,818
♪ 'cause it's throw that rock ♪
916
00:36:28,953 --> 00:36:31,488
♪ it's hide your hand ♪
917
00:36:31,622 --> 00:36:35,091
♪ everybody's gotta choose a side again ♪
918
00:36:35,093 --> 00:36:36,759
♪ divide and conquer ♪
919
00:36:36,761 --> 00:36:38,495
♪ that's the game, my friend ♪
920
00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:42,899
♪ there ain't nothing new under the sun ♪
921
00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:44,034
♪ come on now ♪
922
00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:45,468
♪ let's call for the head... ♪
923
00:36:45,470 --> 00:36:47,603
- Well, well, well.
924
00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:50,006
Ha-ha, look who's
crawling back.
925
00:36:50,142 --> 00:36:52,542
- I came for the meat,
not the man.
926
00:36:52,677 --> 00:36:57,447
- Deep-fried beats
grudges every time.
927
00:36:57,582 --> 00:36:59,816
[laughs]
928
00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:01,550
- ♪ I'll be on the bench tonight ♪
929
00:37:01,686 --> 00:37:04,187
♪ I don't need to be there ♪
930
00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:05,521
- I know who you are.
931
00:37:05,657 --> 00:37:06,622
Your secret's out.
932
00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:08,991
- Your secret is out.
933
00:37:09,127 --> 00:37:10,293
- You're an alien.
934
00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:11,361
- You have nightmares
about a cupcake monster
935
00:37:11,496 --> 00:37:12,929
That's going
to bite off your butt.
936
00:37:13,065 --> 00:37:14,230
- Hey! Come on.
937
00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:15,498
I told you that
in the sanctity of therapy.
938
00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:17,667
You can't be saying
that shit out in public.
939
00:37:17,802 --> 00:37:19,102
Deputy, what are
you doing here?
940
00:37:19,104 --> 00:37:20,970
I thought we
agreed to split up.
941
00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:22,605
- I know, but asta grabbed me,
and honestly,
942
00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,274
She is stronger than she looks.
943
00:37:24,276 --> 00:37:25,508
- Ok, now that
you're all here--
944
00:37:25,643 --> 00:37:27,243
The other day, you asked
me about the person
945
00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:28,244
In the trail cam.
946
00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:29,946
Well, it wasn't joseph.
947
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:31,281
It was harry.
948
00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:32,816
And it's time that we
come out with this.
949
00:37:37,389 --> 00:37:39,622
Harry is an alien.
950
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:40,790
- They know.
- We know.
951
00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:42,291
- We figured it out.
- What?
952
00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:43,326
- We know, but thanks
for confirming you've been
953
00:37:43,328 --> 00:37:44,594
Hanging out
with a shady-ass alien.
954
00:37:44,729 --> 00:37:45,895
- Shady?
955
00:37:45,897 --> 00:37:46,829
Like a cupcake monster?
956
00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:48,331
- Just shut your goddamn mouth.
957
00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:49,465
- Oh, shut it.
958
00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:50,967
Harry is a lot of things, ok?
959
00:37:51,103 --> 00:37:53,203
He's annoying and selfish,
and he is easily
960
00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:54,570
Distracted by turkey legs.
961
00:37:54,572 --> 00:37:56,272
But he is not shady.
962
00:37:56,407 --> 00:37:59,442
He's a really good alien, and
he's got pretty awesome powers.
963
00:37:59,444 --> 00:38:02,745
And you just need to get over
yourselves and work together.
964
00:38:02,747 --> 00:38:04,847
Now, if you'll excuse
me, I have to go
965
00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:07,550
Tell biddy henshaw's story.
966
00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:10,820
- Just so we're clear,
I still don't trust you.
967
00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:12,889
And I don't usually
work with a partner.
968
00:38:12,891 --> 00:38:15,892
- Right, because I'm just
his emotional support deputy.
969
00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:21,998
[bluegrass music]
970
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:29,105
♪ ♪
971
00:38:33,744 --> 00:38:35,277
- Kate?
972
00:38:35,279 --> 00:38:37,980
- D'arcy, I really have to go.
973
00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:39,081
- I just need a second.
974
00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:40,282
About the pictures?
975
00:38:40,418 --> 00:38:42,852
I realize now it wasn't
about helping you.
976
00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:45,021
It was about me.
977
00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:48,925
I guess I kind have a habit
of making things about myself.
978
00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:50,860
I didn't see it then, but I--
979
00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:52,829
I do now.
980
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:56,899
So if you don't want
me around, I get it.
981
00:38:56,901 --> 00:39:02,071
But just know that
I'm here for you.
982
00:39:02,206 --> 00:39:05,041
For you, however that looks.
983
00:39:05,177 --> 00:39:08,177
[soft music]
984
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:13,983
♪ ♪
985
00:39:13,985 --> 00:39:15,752
- [babbles]
986
00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:18,254
♪ ♪
987
00:39:18,390 --> 00:39:19,555
- Can you watch her for me?
988
00:39:19,557 --> 00:39:21,457
I've got to go find max,
and I need to leave
989
00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:22,759
Her with someone I can trust.
990
00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:24,360
- Yeah, of course.
991
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:25,561
Hi.
992
00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:27,663
- [whines]
- well, hey.
993
00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:30,300
♪ ♪
994
00:39:30,434 --> 00:39:33,402
- If I'm gone for a while,
here's a key to my house.
995
00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:36,505
- Oh, I already have one.
996
00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:37,707
- Right.
997
00:39:37,842 --> 00:39:38,775
- Hmm.
998
00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:40,310
- Thank you.
999
00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:43,379
- [babbles]
1000
00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:46,048
- [laughs] hi, isabella.
1001
00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:47,383
Hello, bella.
1002
00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:48,417
- [babbles]
1003
00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:49,485
- Hey, belle.
1004
00:39:49,487 --> 00:39:50,853
How's it going, belle?
1005
00:39:50,855 --> 00:39:52,722
You probably should get
a nickname or something.
1006
00:39:52,857 --> 00:39:54,056
How about daisy?
Yeah.
1007
00:39:54,192 --> 00:39:55,825
Don't tell your mom.
1008
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,395
- You ever feel like the world
is daring you to make a move,
1009
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:02,399
Like every step
forward is a fight
1010
00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:06,236
And every step
back is surrender?
1011
00:40:06,370 --> 00:40:10,973
For me, biddy henshaw, that's
what it felt like when I packed
1012
00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:15,812
Up what little I had and headed
out to patience in the 1800s.
1013
00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:20,282
I was a widow with two kids,
leaving the only home
1014
00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:22,352
I'd ever known behind.
1015
00:40:22,486 --> 00:40:26,288
All I had was a sliver of hope
that something better might
1016
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,624
Be waiting for me out there.
1017
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:33,696
And when I got to patience,
I didn't find much.
1018
00:40:33,698 --> 00:40:35,365
But I found a way.
1019
00:40:35,499 --> 00:40:39,569
I became a miner, the first
female one, I might add.
1020
00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:43,839
[tense music]
1021
00:40:43,841 --> 00:40:45,708
[sighs]
1022
00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:49,111
I wonder if biddy ever
felt scared before leaving.
1023
00:40:49,247 --> 00:40:51,447
She must have, right?
1024
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:56,052
Maybe she felt stuck,
held in place by fear,
1025
00:40:56,054 --> 00:40:59,989
Just not knowing what
else was out there.
1026
00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:03,860
Who knows if she
ever knew, for sure,
1027
00:41:03,995 --> 00:41:07,196
What the right choice was?
1028
00:41:07,331 --> 00:41:08,765
But she made one.
1029
00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:13,503
And she didn't let herself
stay stuck forever.
1030
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,374
I guess that's what
really matters.
1031
00:41:18,510 --> 00:41:19,576
[gasps]
1032
00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:23,279
[laughter]
1033
00:41:23,415 --> 00:41:24,981
[chatter]
1034
00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:27,149
- Judy!
1035
00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:30,419
[laughter]
1036
00:41:30,555 --> 00:41:31,821
- So you've got
a glowing finger,
1037
00:41:31,956 --> 00:41:33,423
You know, and can levitate
stuff with your mind,
1038
00:41:33,557 --> 00:41:35,224
Or is that strictly
an et thing?
1039
00:41:35,359 --> 00:41:37,093
- That is offensive.
1040
00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:39,528
What if I asked,
do all sheriffs
1041
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:41,463
Have a badge and a gun?
1042
00:41:41,465 --> 00:41:42,332
- We do.
1043
00:41:42,466 --> 00:41:43,900
- Oh.
1044
00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:47,236
Well, mine just does this.
1045
00:41:47,371 --> 00:41:49,171
This one does this.
1046
00:41:49,307 --> 00:41:52,274
- Listen, once we bait
the mantid into the mine
1047
00:41:52,276 --> 00:41:54,577
And into the elevator,
we're going to fry
1048
00:41:54,713 --> 00:41:56,746
It with electricity, right?
1049
00:41:56,881 --> 00:41:58,581
You know, if we
save the town, maybe
1050
00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:01,784
They'll even build a statue
of us in the town square.
1051
00:42:01,786 --> 00:42:04,521
- I'd prefer a memorial plaza,
with an eternal flame.
1052
00:42:04,655 --> 00:42:05,822
- No, no.
Flames are too flashy.
1053
00:42:05,957 --> 00:42:07,223
Plus, they go out.
A statue?
1054
00:42:07,359 --> 00:42:08,658
A statue's forever.
1055
00:42:08,793 --> 00:42:10,359
- You can push over a statue.
1056
00:42:10,495 --> 00:42:11,493
- Not mine.
1057
00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:12,661
I'm going to design
it myself, and I'm going
1058
00:42:12,664 --> 00:42:14,730
To make it 8% bigger
than my actual size, see.
1059
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,265
That's the sweet spot,
where people look at it,
1060
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,634
And they say, oh my goodness.
1061
00:42:17,768 --> 00:42:19,468
I didn't know he was
that big, but not
1062
00:42:19,604 --> 00:42:21,837
So big that they say,
oh, my goodness,
1063
00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:23,139
This guy's compensating.
1064
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:24,540
- Sheriff?
1065
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,142
I just saw a suspicious-looking man heading
1066
00:42:26,277 --> 00:42:27,810
Into the mine's north entrance,
1067
00:42:27,945 --> 00:42:29,278
And he was smoking a cigarette.
1068
00:42:29,413 --> 00:42:31,280
- 10-4, deputy.
Keep your eye out.
1069
00:42:31,415 --> 00:42:32,348
We're going to go in.
1070
00:42:32,484 --> 00:42:33,582
All right, doc.
1071
00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:36,552
Get your game face on.
1072
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,220
- Is there time
for more turkey leg?
1073
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,256
- No.
1074
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:43,259
All right, come on.
1075
00:42:43,395 --> 00:42:44,593
- Max, just in time.
1076
00:42:44,596 --> 00:42:46,062
Harry's about to go
into the mine.
1077
00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:47,096
- Harry, wait!
1078
00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:50,132
[dramatic music]
1079
00:42:50,268 --> 00:42:54,436
♪ ♪
1080
00:42:54,438 --> 00:42:55,571
I see it.
1081
00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:57,039
I see the mantid.
1082
00:42:57,041 --> 00:42:59,208
♪ ♪
1083
00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:01,711
- That's just deputy liv.
1084
00:43:01,846 --> 00:43:04,981
♪ ♪
1085
00:43:05,116 --> 00:43:06,716
- No, it's not.
1086
00:43:06,851 --> 00:43:11,120
♪ ♪
1087
00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:13,656
Deputy liv is the mantid.
1088
00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:20,863
- ♪ if it isn't you now, then you're waiting your turn ♪
1089
00:43:20,865 --> 00:43:22,798
♪ you go on ♪
1090
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,734
♪ I'll be on the bench tonight ♪
1091
00:43:24,869 --> 00:43:26,602
♪ I don't need to be there ♪
1092
00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:28,670
♪ when your torch is burning bright ♪
1093
00:43:28,672 --> 00:43:33,008
♪ 'cause it's throw that rock, it's hide your hand ♪
1094
00:43:33,010 --> 00:43:36,645
♪ everybody's got to choose a side again ♪
1095
00:43:36,647 --> 00:43:40,216
♪ divide and conquer, that's the game, my friend ♪
1096
00:43:40,218 --> 00:43:43,119
♪ there ain't nothing new under the sun ♪
1097
00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:46,089
[the devil makes three's "divide and conquer"]
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