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So I did.

Now, snap it up, you twerps. The boss will be here any minute. And this is one

job we're going to do right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right.

Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right.

Right. Right.

Right.

Oh,

hungry, eh?

How'd you like to have a carrot?

Beg your pardon.

Be that, Grandpa. We got no time for kibitzes.

Come here.

I'm sorry, Moe. I didn't know your face was there.

I didn't know yours was there either.

Why don't you use your own? I just want to borrow it.

Look what you

did to the poster.

So what? I'll fix it.

Well,

you better hurry. Here comes the boss.

All right, get the other poster, quick.

It looks pretty good, boys.

That wild man seems uglier every time I look at him.

I resemble it.

What'd you say?

Nothing. That's my asthma.

Never mind your asthma. How about our pay, boss?

We don't pay off in money, boys.

You get free tickets to the circus.

Here's yours.

And here's yours.

Hey, what about mine?

You'll get yours when I... Cheaters!

Frauds! You've ruined my poster!

I love you.

I haven't been to the circus since I got out of the fourth grade. Yeah, that was

last year.

I can hardly wait.

Yeah, well, you're all wrong, Dibwitz.

We're not going to the circus. We're going to sell these tickets for eating

money. You spoil my day. I get a bang out of a circus.

I'll have you banged now.

All right, folks. Step right up and get cut -rage tickets.

One dollar tickets for 75 cents.

All right.

My ticket!

Oh, buddy.

Hand me that roll, will you, please?

10 .75 cents. A dollar ticket for 50 cents. Step right up. Where'd you borrow

me? This way. Now, wait a minute. Take it easy.

I gave you a bargain, too.

Everybody went out to buy. I'll take two at a time. Here you are, sir.

I'll take one. Here you are.

Give me one of those, will you? This is a real bargain.

Hey, well, there's tickets for everybody. Don't rush me, folks.

I'll take 90 tickets. 90?

That's quite a family.

That'll be about... What are you trying to do, cut my throat?

Here.

Just for you.

Now get busy.

Gila!

I'm not blind and I'm no date. Don't be shy, my little bald -headed eagle.

You remind me of my certain husband.

You remind me of a girlfriend in Detroit.

But you look more like a stepfather.

house out there, don't you?

You forgot the mustache.

There's only room for one in here. Scram!

Hey, let's hide in this. What is it? A horse hide.

Okay, I'll play the head and shoulders, you play the other part.

I want those men found, scared.

I ain't seen nobody.

Hey, you know, we're all out of lion meat.

What do you suppose those horses are for?

He's going to lead us right out of the grounds.

Yeah,

I hate to do this, but the lions have got to eat.

What's eating the lions got to do with us?

Now close your eyes and you won't feel it.

to scare people to death.

What's the matter?

What are we going to do about that Zolo spear thrower? I can't get any

volunteers for the human target there.

I think I can solve the problem right now.

Boys, I'm going to give you a chance.

How would you like to join the circus?

The circus? Oh, boy, the circus.

And we're good performers, too.

I do impersonations. Here's an impersonation of a wolf.

Hiya, babe.

Come on.

I know you don't care for that kind of stuff. Now, we do sleight of hand. Never

mind. Louie will show you what to do.

Oh, thanks, boss. You don't know what you're doing for us.

Oh, yes, I do.

Oh, you're a honey boy.

Okay, Louie, take us away.

some people do to earn a living.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing three fearless natives who will defy death

by acting as human targets.

What does he mean, human targets? I don't know.

And now, in his regal splendor...

music now, will you?

For the first time...