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They say you are going I shall miss your sweet face and your smile

I'll give you a flat tire. Go on, get busy.

One,

two, three, four, five. Half a dozen.

That's the slowest six white horses I ever saw. We'll speed them up for you.

Go!

Oh,

I'll go

right out to meet her. With a posy I will greet her. And she'll think that

the sweetest.

What's the matter, don't you? No.

That was awful. You sound like three sick heifers. We're doing our best.

You'll have to do better. I'll put you back to work in the kitchen.

Get it. Yes, sir.

Boy, boy, boy, boy.

Don't let him talk to you like that, girls. Why don't you quit? We can't

Bob is indebted to him, and if we don't work it out, he'll put Bob in jail.

No, no, don't let that get you down. Certainly, we still love you.

As soon as you make enough money to pay off the debt, we'll get you out of this

joint.

I don't care if he is the boss. He can't bluff me.

One of these days I'll just...

Oh, gee, Moe. I'm sorry. I know, I know. Don't worry about it, kid. It was only

a match.

Oh, that's right.

That was no accident.

Who'd you think I was, a customer?

Get out.

Hi, boss.

Hi.

Did I got that thing? Did I? I got 40 grand.

The Western Surprise.

There's no liquor in that. That's a surprise.

You just try that again.

That settles that.

You mix that man a lamey low. Hurry up.

Get it?

Yeah, I get it.

All right. Take that duffel to the lake and bury it later. In the meantime, act

like nothing happened.

Go to the barn and buy yourself a drink.

Right.

One straight.

One straight. One straight.

One straight.

Receipt.

A $20 gold piece.

Where'd you get that, partner?

I just dug it up.

Thought it was a quarter.

Dug it up? He must have found a gold mine.

Charge it.

A dumb guy like that can dig up gold. So can we. Come on.

We're going to be gold diggers.

Gosh, we'll be rich overnight.

Then we can pay the girls debts and marry them. Oh, boy.

I can see it now.

Me coming home from a hard day's work, I whistle for the dog, and my wife comes

out.

Me, with my own wife and children.

Dozens of them.

Dozens of them? Yeah.

How many's that?

Two.

You know what you did? Yeah, I do.

Two more.

Red.

Stuff ought to be safe here, all right.

Yeah, we can remember where we buried it, by this stump here.

What's the matter?

I lost a gold filling out of my tube.

We ain't got time to look for it now. Let's get back to town before we're

missed. Come on.

Oh,

yikes.

This looks like a pretty good place to camp for the night. Yeah, I'll chop some

wood and get a fire going.

I'll cook the supper.

How about some scrambled eggs smuggled in steak?

Sounds swell to me. Where's the eggs? On top of the burrow so they'll be nice

and fresh in the sun.

Yeah, we... Get going before we starve here. Come on.

Mmm, fresh hen fruit. Healed with care.

Sack of flour coming down.

You're putting head in how you broke the eggs.

We'll have steak smothered in lamb chops.

And maybe chicken on the side.

You'll fix it. I've got some prospecting to do.

Hand me down that dynamite and be careful.

I'll handle it as if it were eggs.

I mean, I'll be careful.

EOA.

all right? I can hear it sizzling.

Quick, the water.

Here.

Don't be a stubborn mule to jackass drink it or you'll blow up. I got an

I'll hold his mouth open, you pour it in.

Go ahead. I'll take that in.

Easy, Yorick. Easy. Take it, Yorick.

Yorick, I knew him well.

Poor Yorick.

Gone with the wind.

It's all your fault. If you hadn't thrown the rock, I wouldn't have thrown

dynamite. We'd still have poor Yorick. You know, I had a dream last night.

Yorick told me he liked me. And any time anybody likes me, something always

happens. You're right.

Oh, look.

A gold nugget shaped like a tooth. Oh, boy, solid gold.

And 14 carrots.

Carrots? That don't look like a vegetable to me.

I'll give you a cauliflower ear.

Come on, get busy. You go get the tools.

Come on, Put -In -Heads, stop digging.

Never heard of getting bonds out of the ground. Why not? Them is gold bonds.

Gee, ain't nature wonderful.

Come on, we got to get back to town and stake our claim.

Let's go.

No, we can't stay here all day.