All language subtitles for Love.Island.S12E08.1080p.ITVX.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-CODSWALLOP

IAIN STIRLING: Previously...

..on Love Island...

I'm raging about the disrespect.
Girls, it's gonna go down.

After spying on the boys...

Is there still something there
between you and Shakira?

There's unfinished business.

You're a fraud, Harry.
I like what I see.

New beginnings sounds good to me.
OK. New beginnings.

GASPING
..the girls threw out their toys.

What's all this about?
What do you think it's about?

I think they was watching.
Watching?

# No-one's gonna take me alive... #

Not one thing you did tonight
was respectful.

# You and I must fight
To survive... #

You violated me
in front of all of the girls.

GIGGLING

That girl has wound me up.
What did you say, babe?

I say it with my chest.
Babe, calm down.

Wanna go the Hideaway?
We can go terrace.

Sit down and strap yourself in,
girls.

Hello.
Hello.

How you just pulled him to go
to the Hideaway is disrespectful.

I have no loyalty to you.

Your place is irrelevant.
You're irrelevant.

Don't try and take my man
to the Hideaway.

You're lucky you got rejected.
Shut up!

SPOOKY VOICE: Tonight...

Shakira, yeah.
Shakira.

Megan. I think Megan.

So we're going with Malisha?
Yeah, yeah.

..the games...

We were all, like,
"Forget the question

"and just say who you want to kiss."
No!

..continues.

What you've done was snaky,
and I'm pulling you up on it.

And I'll tell you the reason.
I think she's fit, bro.

I've had enough of you, mate.
I've had enough of it.

HE SCOFFS
Yeah, laugh, you little smug prick.

# Here we go. Let's go... #

IAIN: Malisha said
she'd never crack on with Dejon

behind Meg's back, then she went
and did it in front of Meg's front,

the one-faced so-and-so.

You really CAN trust anyone
these days!

# Putting on a show. Here we go. #

ALIMA: Malisha. Come.
MALISHA: I'm so over it!

Honestly, I'm so... It's OK.
I'm so over it, honestly.

She just said, "I have no loyalties
against you. I can disrespect you."

I said, "Why pull me for a chat
this morning and say sorry

"and then think you can take him
to the Hideaway?"

Let's go to the...
I'm sorry. I'm so...

It's OK, honestly. It's fine.
I'm just so over this situation.

I feel like it's just been a lot.
Like, grow up.

Let's go in here.

And then you want to be saying,
"Oh, yeah. Good for you.

"You got rejected."
Who are you talking to?

She wanted to basically, yeah...
Mm-hm?

So, she came over and was like,
to me... Oh.

Oh, I'm just so angry.
It's fine.

It's OK.
I never say people not to cry.

I'm just gonna let you cry it
all out. I'm literally...

Cry it all out because that's
your emotion. It's fine.

It's OK.
I'm so angry.

How did it get heated?
How did that go from...?

I was like, "I never apologised
for talking to 'your man'.

"I said sorry for shouting at you."

So it's different.
Yeah.

Then she's like, "Oh, you trying
to pull him to the Hideaway..."

To the Hideaway.
"..is so, like disrespectful."

Babe, I have no loyalty to you."

Why do I need to come and ask
permission from you? Who are you?

You're a Bombshell anyways,

so she knows that you will be
pulling people for chats.

At the end of the day,
we all had good energy for the boys.

It should be the same to girls.
I met you a day ago.

Why am I gonna have loyalty to you?
Who are you?

I'm gonna speak to them
cos I'm not gonna be having that.

That is horrible. I'm so sorry.

And this is making me feel upset,
and I don't know why.

Don't you get upset.
But it's just not nice.

My make-up's all, like... messed up.
It's fine.

You look beautiful.

What just happened?

Obviously we had a chat
this morning,

and she said sorry
for how she shouted at me yesterday

at the mini fire pit,
but then, in front of my face,

she's just gone over to Dejon
and asked him to go to the Hideaway.

He said no, and she is egging him on
to go to the Hideaway.

That's disrespectful to me.

Megan, I'm not gonna lie,
that was not nice to see.

Oh!
Both of you guys,

what just happened there
with, like... Malisha?

I do get what happened, but that was
not nice to see, all the shouting.

And then it was in-between...
She called Meg an idiot.

It was in-between you two. You don't
want her to feel ganged up.

You are literally, "Why are you
calling her an idiot for?

It's nothing to do with you.
Just let them deal with it.

Do you know what I mean?

I can't do this!
I might have to back her, you know.

Today, I've obviously had the
conversation with her this morning,

and she said sorry for what
happened at the mini fire pit,

which I completely respect.
I thanked her for it.

But then I said, "I don't want you
to feel like this, and moving on,

"you've got all rights
to chat to him, that's fine.

You are now mugging me off
and being disrespectful

and asking him
to go to the Hideaway.

There is every single place in this
villa you can go bar the Hideaway.

So I wanted to do is pull her
and say,

"From our chat this morning..."
I don't even want to argue with her.

I know it's not nice to see
your boy getting pulled up

right, left and centre, but at the
same time, we can be nice to boys,

so be nice to girls as well.
That's all I'm asking for.

No, I completely agree.

But coming in here
with the energy you had last night,

sat with Dejon after
you've just had the date with him,

standing up to argue with the girl
he is in a couple with,

shouting your mouth off...
Yeah, that was not nice.

Not a good impression.
I'm gonna speak to her.

I shouldn't have said
the rejected comment,

but I did because she was shouting,
calling me an idiot.

But for me, it was more like, "Let's
just try and be nicer to people,"

because that was just
a bit crazy to watch.

We've got different opinions,
that's all that needs to be said.

I genuinely don't think
she was being disrespectful

about going to the Hideaway.

That's your opinion, Shakira.
That's not mine.

I don't think she's done
anything malicious or nasty...

Saying "no loyalties" and shit like
that in front of me - that's wild.

I don't think you two
should speak tonight, though.

I think you need to leave it
for tomorrow morning.

I've said what I need to say.
It is what it is.

Are you OK, babe?
Yeah, I'm OK.

We don't have to keep
talking about it.

But just know I'm here for you.
Thank you.

I've been in the same space.
I'm so over it, like.

Let's be real, if she was in
the same situation as me...

We would all do it.
She would be doing,

exactly, the same thing as me.

But she made a sly comment.

That's when I called her, like,
"You're an idiot, like, grow up."

And then Megan
wanted to get involved.

I'm just thinking, like, "Babe,
it has nothing to do with you."

Nobody is closed off in here.

They say that, but they act
like they're closed off.

They act like it until their girls
aren't around. Yeah. Yeah.

IAIN STIRLING:
Look, Conor's in a real pickle.

Obviously, he likes Emily.
Obviously, he likes Toni.

And obviously,
he likes saying obviously.

Look, obviously, I know you, like,

two or three days more
than I know Emily, that's fair.

So, like, obviously,
it's not gonna be the same, but...

I think, obviously,
when she came in last night, like,

she definitely is my type.

She definitely has lots of qualities
that I would look for in someone,

as do you.
I think it just comes down to, like,

if I really like talking
to the two of you

and getting to know the two of you,
and I really respect the two you...

You can't pick both, doll.
Yeah, no, I know, that's...

Yeah, I know,
that's what I'm coming to.

Is that stupid, to just be like,
no, I'm just gonna go off her

because initially
I'm attracted to her,

when I don't really know her
as well as I know you,

so it's a risk for me, like.

I dunno, I think you know
that I have eyes for you. Hm.

But, like, out of the three of
the girls that came in last night,

she's obviously a sweetheart.

Mm, and so you can see
why I like her.

And I think her and I
are very different.

Are you looking for, like, a sweet,
mild girl, or someone more like me?

I think that...

If I'm being fully, fully true
to how I'm feeling,

I think that I'd probably be leaning
towards Emily.

And I can see that.
Yeah.

I haven't even made up my mind,
but you're putting pressure on me.

I'm not putting pressure on you
to make a decision now.

No, no, no, but, like,
if it was the other way around,

I'd be like,
"Here, tell me what the craic is."

Yeah, I just don't want
to sit around and wait.

Yeah, and I don't want for you
to waste your time in here

for me to be like,

"Oh, I'm still making up my mind,
making up my mind."

I just wanted to see how you
are feeling, really. If you are...

Because I feel like we are making...

We made some progress today,
like, I gave you space.

Yeah, no,
we definitely made progress.

I don't feel like
I did this morning. Mm.

But that was just because I knew
that I needed to speak to you.

I basically wrapped it last night
by cuddling you in bed

without actually, like,
finishing off the conversation.

Yeah.
Because then, this morning,

you were flapping around
like a little dog.

Yeah, no, I was, I was.
Like a little lost puppy. Yeah.

No, but this morning, when you
woke up, you made me a coffee,

like, acting like it was all fine,
know what I mean?

But, like, I knew that
it wasn't still fine at that point.

Yeah, like today, I hardly spent
any time with you or the girls,

just because I wanted
to give you your space.

And, like, it's not been
a very good day for me.

But, yeah, I waited
to see when you were ready.

I feel like we can just move on
from it now. Like... Yeah.

Probably still gonna make digs.
Yeah, no, I think that's a given,

that you're gonna just make
constant digs, but... erm...

I think this is just too good
to throw away, in my opinion.

Yeah. You're on your final warning.

Give me a kiss. Come here.

Mmm. Missed it.
Did you?

IAIN STIRLING: Somehow,
Emily's already found out

that Conor prefers her over Toni.

Typical.
You get a Welsh person on the show

and suddenly,
there's loads of "leeks".

Look, at least
it's not a sheep joke.

How are you three?
Good, very good.

Yeah.
You OK?

How's your evening been?
Fun. Eventful.

Well, no, my day's been fine, but
everyone else's, God! Peacekeeping?

But, yeah,
I'm gonna leave you two to it.

BOTH SIGH

How are you after that?
Good. It's nice to just chill now.

Can I sleep with you guys tonight?
Yeah. Yeah, get in our bed.

What would you say
about going to the Hideaway?

SHE CHUCKLES
Oh... I dunno.

I think... It's hard.

Because I want to,
but then, at the same time,

it's quite fresh for Toni
at the minute.

I don't wanna be in bed now
with Toni.

Nothing to do with Toni, but, like,
you know, it's just awkward, like.

Yeah. We could, to be fair,
couldn't we?

SHE GROANS
Just scary, isn't it?

It's exciting, though, isn't it?
It is scary, though.

SHE LAUGHS
Even for me.

No, you're with me, it'll be grand.
Yeah. True.

It'll be grand.
True, true.

IAIN STIRLING:
I admire Malisha's honesty today,

but some things
are best done in secret.

That's why when you order, say,
erectile dysfunction pills in bulk,

they deliver them in brown paper
bags... or so I've been told.

IAIN CLEARS THROAT
Get to bed!

After the lights go off,

I'm gonna have to go and get her
and then walk past. Yeah.

You're gonna have a great time.

ALL SPEAK AT ONCE
Keep your composure!

# Yeah, we used to FaceTime
Every night

# Now you're phasing me out... #

OK?

# Wanted someone else... #

VAR. Celebrated too early.

It's gonna be a long night
for me, though.

# Maybe it's all good
Maybe you're too proud... #

I'm probably the last person
you want to speak to right now,

but I don't want you
to be upset, you know?

I just don't like how
I'm getting all the rough.

# Yeah, we used to stay up
Doing nothing... #

I do feel bad for her,
but also, like...

She had to understand where
I was coming from at the same time.

How is it with Meg?

You back on track?
Yeah, back on track.

The conversation was good,
but then flipping chaos again.

# Maybe it's all good
Maybe you're too proud... #

Night-night.
ALL: Night-night.

# Don't hurt yourself
Dragging me down

# Cos I've been doing better
Since you're not around

# I've been doing better
Since you're not around

# I've been doing better
Since you're not around

# I've been doing better
Since you're not around

# I've been doing better
Since you're not around. #

# Oh, it's like that
I'm your dream come true

# When it's on a platter
For you... #

IAIN STIRLING: Time for the morning
routine.

Lights on, you wake up,

and first thing you do is check
the irritating mic is working.

Unlikely!
Since he became the big boss,

Mike's never in till after lunch.
Love you, Mike.

# And it feels so good

# Not pretending to like
The wine you like... #

Megalodon, how are you feeling
this morning?

I'm good. It's a new day today.

Yeah?
Good vibes.

Hello!
ALL: Hi. Morning.

How are you today?
I'm great.

Yeah?
I'm OK today.

# Floatin' through the memories

# Like, whatever
You're a waste of time

# Hey, hey, hey, hey... #

I feel bad for
what happened yesterday. Yeah.

But I don't wanna
get into it any more.

No. You don't wanna
go back and forth.

I think last night,
it all got a bit much.

Today is a new day!
It's a new day, girl.

# You miss me? No, duh, where I'm at
I'm up where I'm at... #

Oh, my fucking God.
Harry, you need to get them off now.

What you talkin' about?

# Where I'm at
You want me? I'm done

# You miss me?
No, duh, where I'm at

# I'm up where I'm at. #

I wanna say thank you for, like,
each and every one of you guys

for actually coming
and checking on me yesterday.

Yeah.
I really appreciate it.

And for standing up for me,
obviously.

I just didn't understand
what she was going on about

because you aren't mates.

You owe no loyalties to her.
You're a Bombshell.

And at the end of the day, you're
gonna do what you're gonna do.

It would be disrespectful
if they were closed off,

but not at one point has he said,
"Me and Meg are closed off."

But I feel like they are.
Like, if you are, just say that.

When she asked him to the Hideaway,

I felt like, what the hell, like,
this is a bit disrespectful on me.

But, listen,
she's in here to do her thing.

She can carry on doing her thing.

But today, I need to speak to her
about what happened last night.

I defo missed Meg yesterday.

And our conversation was good.
I just got all my point across.

And, like, honestly, it's, like,

the new girls are cool,
but they're not Meg. They ain't Meg.

How are you feeling
with our Conor boy?

Yeah, really good, to be fair.

I hear he asked you
to the Hideaway last night?

He did.
Cheeky boy, cheeky boy.

He did. But I was, like,
do you know what?

Toni's been so nice about the
situation. We've been honest.

I'm keeping her in the loop.

And I didn't wanna, like,
rub salt in the wound.

I feel good, obviously,

because I got the conversation
with Toni out of the way.

I just said, "Yeah, look, I'm
leaning more towards Emily, like,

"and I'm probably just
gonna pursue that." Yeah.

She took it like a champ, like,
to be fair, as I knew she would.

What about you, Toni?

More men! More men!
LAUGHTER

Like, obviously,
Emily and I are very different,

and if that's what he wants,
then that's what he's looking for.

Yeah, I hear you.

What about you, H?
Where's your head at.

How's things with you and Helena?
I'm flying, mate.

Think it's actually a good thing,
mate.

Like, is a bit of a test for us,
and I think we've overcome it.

Yeah, I'm buzzing.
It's all... It's all back.

Back to where it needs to be.

And now that it has sort of settled,

are you willing to get to know
the new Bombshells now?

I think I'd be doing myself
a disservice if I didn't.

Obviously, that comment that
he's made is always gonna be

in the back of my head.

But, like, I don't have that
connection with anyone else in here.

You just gotta, like, yeah...

Just proceed with caution,
that's the thing. 100%.

If he ever does anything like that,
remotely like that again,

then it's done, and he knows that.

IAIN: Talk about
incredible coincidences.

The other day,
I overheard a phone call

between Donald Trump
and Vladimir Putin,

and it's word-for-word identical
to this conversation...

Do you like my bikini today?
Yeah, I do. You look nice.

Thanks.
What's your favourite colour?

Erm... black. You know,
for, like, clothes, it's black.

Yeah.
Cos I'm always wearing black.

Maybe I'll wear
a black dress today, then.

Yeah. I think you should.

I'm gonna say
it's my favourite colour.

Black is not a colour...
Like, a colour, though, no?

BIRDS TWEET

It's a shade.
Yeah? Do you think?

It's not a colour.
LAUGHING: Is it not?

I'd say it's a colour, but...
No! It's not a colour.

That's kind of baffling me now.
Hello.

MEG: Sorry, guys,
can I just have a chat?

It's all right.
Sorry.

Malisha, are you OK
to come with me quick, please?

Erm... OK. But can we do it here cos
I don't really wanna be in the sun?

DEJON: What's happening?

What's going on there?
What's... What's happening?

HELENA: I thought Meg
was pulling Shea!

No, it's even worse.
Yeah, it's worse than that.

Tune in, tune in, tune in.

Third time lucky,
we're gonna get it right this time.

Yeah.
I just wanna apologise

for what I said yesterday with
the whole rejection thing. Yeah.

Obviously, it was really heated, and
that wasn't my intention to do so.

And it was more so a rejection
to the reject of the Hideaway,

not a rejection
of you as a person...

Yeah.
..and getting to know D.

DEJON: How you think it's going?
Good or bad?

HELENA: I think it's going fine.
HARRY: It's going all right.

I'm not seeing any hand movements,
so that's good.

You know when the hand starts going?

Yeah, when Meg starts
firing up her hand. Yeah.

I felt well respected
by you yesterday,

pulling me for a chat to say sorry.

But the thing is, I never said sorry
for pulling him,

I said sorry for shouting at you
over into the kitchen. Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. I'm not
saying say sorry for pulling him.

I just felt a bit disrespected
that you asked him to the Hideaway,

knowing full well
that we hadn't spoken...

But the thing is...
..all day.

That's not my fault
that you haven't spoken to him,

do you know what I mean?
It wasn't, like, disrespectful.

I wasn't going in there
to fucking kiss him. Yeah.

I would never do that.
You just did it as a bit of privacy?

Privacy, yeah.

I would never want you to feel
like I am not a girls' girl.

And I'm just out there
to be disrespectful,

cos I'm not like that.

I don't feel like everyone's
gonna be best of friends in here.

It's kind of subtle hands.
Yeah, I think that's fine.

Is not the high hands.
It's under the table hands.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think the subtle hands
is her trying to calm down.

LAUGHTER

I'll say it with my chest,
I'm honest.

I genuinely am sorry
for the rejection comment.

But at the same time,
we both said things.

You know what I mean?
Yeah.

So, yeah. All right, then, love.
OK.

I'll let you crack on with your day.
Yeah. OK.

Bye.

I heard Malisha's really good
at Pilates.

All right, I'll go pull Malisha
for a gym session, then.

She's actually, like,
really good at gym.

Come have a session.
No.

Just, like, 20 minutes, and that.
What you want to do?

Put a little circuit up for her.
A circuit?

Yeah.
That sounds like hell on earth.

You just sit there and watch.
OK, I'll keep you company.

Will you actually?
Yeah.

Maybe I'll do stuff,
but on my own terms.

TEXT ALERT,
ALL EXCLAIM

I've got a text!
Whoa-ho!

Shit.
LAUGHTER

What?!

HE READS ALOUD

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE,
LAUGHTER

My heart is racing. Feel that.

Can you feel that?
Yeah.

Fish out "the receipts".
What does that mean?

I don't know. I hate receipts.

I hate receipts,
don't bring 'em, please!

# I believe in miracles, baby... #

IAIN STIRLING: Challenge time!

It's boys versus girls, and this
one's named after what my wife says

to me every Christmas morning
after she opens her presence...

"Got the receipts?"

CHEERING

One by one, each Islander
will launch themselves

down a slippery conveyor belt
towards a giant card reader.

CHEERING

A receipt then appears
containing a fact

about a mystery Islander
of the opposite sex.

This girls was once caught
with handcuffs in her suitcase.

TOMMY: I think it's Helena.
Helena.

I think it's Helena.

The player must guess
who they think that fact relates to

and give that person a snog.

# I believe in miracles... #

Malisha!

CHEERING

Yeah, I was just going for,
like, a spicy little weekend.

Said bring some stuff,
so that's what I decided to bring.

OK.
# Believe in miracles, don't you? #

Send it!

ISLANDERS: Oh!

# You can call me what you wanna,

# I'm not giving you a dollar
This time... #

This girl answered the phone during
sex to accept a potential job offer.

LAUGHTER
That's crazy.

I think it's Toni.
No, I don't think that's Toni, bruv.

No, I think it's Toni.
I think Toni.

Go on!

CHEERING
Oh!

You've done me dirty there.

Done dirty.

Gotta put your careers first, boys.
You got to.

So me, Dejon and Shea devised
a real sneaky little plan.

Course I will!

We all said who we wanted to kiss,
and the other two lads would then

convince the boys that it was
the girl that we wanted to kiss.

Shea wants Megan.

CHEERING

# I got mouths I gotta feed,

I'm gonna make sure
Everybody eats... #

This girl flirts with guys
that knowingly are in relationships,

marriages just for the challenge.

ISLANDERS GASP

I'm gonna go Shakira.

I think Shakira as well.
Do you?

And then all the boys are kind
of like, "Oh, maybe it is Shakira."

And I'm just there, like, "No,
it is something Shakira would do."

Shakira, yeah.

Do you think Shakira?
Shakira.

# So I'm gon' work, work every day

# I got mouths I gotta feed

# So I'm gon' make sure
Everybody eats... #

That's the plan we've made.
We executed the plan to a T.

And none of the other boys know,

and they're probably not
gonna find out.

GIRLS: Oh!
Yasmin!

I, erm...
Sometimes I get a bit bored,

but I wasn't lying
when I said I've broken up

a fair few relationships in my time,
so...

Do you feel bad about doing that,
or not?

Never.

MEGAN: Ben is not happy at all,
is he?

Ben is fucking fuming.

LAUGHTER

Smooth, bro.
Smooth.

Bro, that was smooth.
The smoothest.

This girl sometimes tells
her partner she loves them

just so they don't feel embarrassed.

Oh, wow, that is dark.
I think Megan.

DEJON: I think Megan.
Bro, I think Megan.

I don't know why.

BOYS: Oh!

APPLAUSE

Didn't go with who I thought it was.

I just went for who I wanted
to kiss, to be honest.

So, yeah, it was a good excuse.

SHAKIRA SCREAMS
Shakira!

Noted.

I don't like this challenge
any more.

# Drinkin' out the bottle
Gettin' twisted, Maruchan

# Big exotic, Hermes
This a croc'... #

This girl ghosted someone

because she saw them
dance on an Instagram story.

Who do you think, boys?

Did you see Malisha's reaction?

So we're going with Malisha?

Take it weren't from Meg.

Not even looking.

No, close your eyes, babe.

BOYS: Oh!

Oh, nice, De.

Yeah, I had no other option but....
to kiss me Malisha.

Helena!
You love my dancing!

# Money, money, money... #

CHEERING

That was smooth!

This girl says that

the nicest thing she has ever done
for a date is turn up.

BOYS: Wow.
I think Emily.

Course, Emily, it's Emily.

Emily, you ready?
Still a bit lubed up.

# Money, money, money... #

The way Remell kissed Emily
was actually crazy work,

so I think he went all in.

And I think there was just no need,

especially because
I have to stand there and watch.

Meg!
Meg!

At least I turned up and didn't
leave you on the spot hanging.

It's a privilege to be on a date
with her, you know what I mean?

That's good, man.
GIRLS: Yeah!

CHEERING

this girl has slept with
her ex-boyfriend's best friend.

Wow!
Oi, Megan looked down.

What? I didn't do that.

I don't want to get involved
in this one, man.

Savage.
Pucker up!

CHEERING

BOYS: Yeah!
Wowser!

Can you explain that?

Well, he cheated on me
about five million times,

so, like, all is fair in love
and war and that.

T, how do you feel about that one?

I don't actually think
that bad of you.

I think more of the boys thing,
do you know what I mean?

ALL: Aw!
It's true, that.

Still no good, though.

IAIN: The boys have had their turn.

Now it's time for the girls
to head into

our stunningly authentic-looking
shop set.

I quite like this game.

# Well, good for you
You look happy and healthy

# Not me
If you ever cared to ask... #

Oh. OK. "This boy dumped
a girl on FaceTime."

Ooh!
I reckon that's Tommy, you know?

No, Conor looks guilty.
I think it's Conor.

Pucker up, sunshine!

# Well, good for you
You look happy and healthy

# Not me... #
Conor, Conor, Conor.

That was a good smooch.
It was a pleasant surprise.

I didn't know he had it
in his locker, to be honest.

THEY CHEER

Liar! Liar! Liar! What have you
got to say about yourself right now?

I wasn't going to travel four hours
to break up with her

and then travel four hours back.

I don't think I would do
long distance now.

I think I would move
or get them to move.

People do crazy things for love.
Ah-ha-ha...

CHEERING

# Do you slide on all your nights
Like this?

# Do you try on all your nights
Like this?

# I might... #

"At the age of 19, this boy
slept with a 50-year-old woman."

CHEERING,
LAUGHING

It's Shea, yeah?
Give him a good old teaching.

# Nights like this... #
CHEERING

# Do you try on all your nights
Like this?

# Put some spotlight
On the slide, oh yeah... #

It was Shea!
CHEERING

I was speaking to the daughter
first.

The mum came over, and then
I felt some rubbing on my leg,

then went to the bedroom, and...
it happened.

My mum's fit,
and she's single as well,

so I'm starting to think
I'm not the right one for you.

Yeah, keep her away. Keep her away.
LAUGHTER

# I just got paid
I'm broke, but I'm balling

# Don't know where we going
We go in when we go out

# I just got paid
I'm broke, but I'm balling

# Don't know where we going
We go in when we go out... #

"This boy had 20 threesomes."
GAGGING

I think that is either
Remell or Harry.

It's Harry. That is all Harry.
Harry's got the age on him.

Yeah, true...
That's bang out of order.

I'm gonna go for Harry.

# I just got paid
I'm broke, but I'm balling

# Don't know where we going
We go in when we go out

# I just got paid... #

It's Dejon! I fucking knew it!
Wild, that!

It's not 20 different threesomes.
It's like...

I had two cool girls, and we done it
over and over kind of thing.

Wait, hold on. 20 threesomes?
So is that 20 times three?

Is that? Wait, what?
What?! What's the math?

So, it's the same girls,
but we've done it more than once.

That's a crazy move,

but maybe that's all the partying
until 3, 4am.

We ditched the 50-50.
I don't know if we can ditch that.

What's that about?

CHEERING
# I just got paid... #

"This boy loves chick flicks
and musicals

"and knows every word to the songs
in Grease."

Look at him! Tommy!
ALL CHANTING: Tommy! Tommy!

It's actually not me.
Is it not? Nah, it's not me.

Coming for ya...

# I just got paid... #

My kiss with Tommy was
a little bit cringe, honestly.

I went in for it
and pulled out pretty quickly,

but he went back for more.

Tommy!
CHEERING

# It's not fair
And I think you're really mean

# I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean... #

"This boy's ick is
when a girl has a boy best friend."

I'm going Remell.
I think it's Remell.

Yeah... I think it's someone
quite serious.

# It's really not OK
It's really not OK... #

Oh, my God.
Two hands on the wheel at all times!

APPLAUSE

Remell! They got me, they got me,
they got me.

I've been on the other side where
I've been a boy best friend,

and I know what my intentions were.
That's want that for my partner.

No boy best friend.
Here it is. You're the issue.

# It's really not OK
It's really not OK... #

That's smooth legs!

"This boy has had an orgy with
an entire women's football team."

It's Harry. I think it's Harry.
It could be Remell.

I think that's Harry.

This is horrific! Go.

SCREAMING
That's the game. That felt minging.

GIGGLING

Harry!
Not sure we should be clapping that.

Good going, that.
Harry, explain yourself.

The women's team wanted to
carry on the party,

and I said, "Why don't we
carry it on back at my house?"

Four guys, 11 girls.
That went long into the night.

Yeah, now you're making me look like
an angel right now, darling.

That's what I'm here for.
How the tables have bloody turned.

He was going in for me to all
the boys about what I have done,

yet he's done way, way worse.

Imagine if I told him I'd slept
with a whole fucking football team?

# The way we move, uh
Skin onto skin... #

IAIN STIRLING:
Some very interesting revelations

in that challenge earlier.

Emily answered the phone during sex
to accept a potential job offer.

I thought she sounded out of breath
when I called her

about the Love Island gig.

Just annoys me that the boys
egg each other on for who they kiss.

No, the boys only went for
who they wanted to kiss.

I knew what their game was.
Oh, mate, that was fucking class.

I didn't care what the question was.
LAUGHTER

# Girl, my love is worth it
Press it up, gyal

# Push to start... #

Megan and Shakira were the two I was
attracted to when I first came in.

Do you think I should give up?
I feel like it's a lost cause.

Babe, same situation.

But I still think
he only has eyes for you.

Me and Alina haven't kissed
outside of a challenge.

Does it bother you that
you two haven't kissed?

To be fair, like, I'm a slow burner.

But there's no room in here
for slow burners.

Yeah, that's true, though.

She literally said to him,
"I'm not interested."

LAUGHTER

# Me make you wiggle wid di thing
Me make you jiggle wid di thing

# Move up your body and a swing
I am the king for your world... #

I'll have a chat with Meg,
but I can't lie, man,

it's not looking good, man.

That's the second reaction
that I don't like.

Do you know what? I thought
the challenge was actually fun.

It was fun, but some conversations
need to be had.

Harry kissed Shakira
for about five fucking minutes!

Was it that long?
Because Ben was literally fine.

INDISTINCT CHAT,
CHEERING

Oh. So, how you feeling
after the challenge, and that?

Obviously, you got
quite a lot of kisses, didn't ya?

I feel the bollocks, mate.
It doesn't surprise me.

Do you know what it is?

Like, I've had the most kisses,
and I'm not in the doghouse.

Who did you kiss, then?
Do you remember? I kissed Shakira.

That's right, yeah.
Which was good, mate.

That was a long kiss, and all,
wasn't it? It was a long kiss.

You said before, obviously,

there was unfinished
business with Shakira. Yeah, yeah.

Do still think that
after your kiss today?

That was a very passionate kiss.

I know, mate.
But do you know what it is?

I think... I'm not closing the door.
Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, exactly.
None of us are actually closed off,

but I just feel like a lot of people
are acting close. Yeah, yeah.

Do you think it's funny how,
like, you kissed Shakira,

that you kissed Malisha...

I know.
..and then Shea kisses Megan?

Yeah, yeah, I know.
That's a bit mad.

Do you think that
D done on purpose?

That you done it on purpose?

We were all like,
"Boys, let's forget the question."

BOTH: Just say who you wanna kiss.

So, Shea was like,
"Oh, I wanna kiss Megan."

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, like, when he's read
the thing out, me and D are like,

"That's Megan!"
Oh, my God. Fucking hell.

I think what'll happen tonight -
it'll all come out.

Cos I'm half-tempted
to speak to Shea about it.

And be like, "What you done, mate?"
It's a bit out of order.

It don't look great for D,
though with Malisha, either.

Oh, shit, yeah.
The girls can't find out about that.

The girls are gonna find out.

First, just have a conversation
with Meg. Yeah.

Cos, yeah, I don't like her comment,
what she said at the challenge.

Me and Meg are still open.
Do you know what I mean?

I feel like just because of how
I kinda come back from Malisah

and then they're arguing and stuff.

It just wasn't the right time for us
to continue exploring to see

if there's anything there.

That's not to say
Malisha couldn't...

couldn't take that top spot.

Shea, cos I feel like
you're just ready tonight, bro.

Yeah, yeah.
What's the dealo?

Buzzin', bro, obviously.
I had a good day on the challenge.

Me and Yasmin had a good kiss.
I just wanna build on that, really.

What about you, Conor?

You had a full day today
in the challenge, by the way.

Yeah, man. These challenges.
I don't know what to think.

They are playing into my hands,
and that.

Are you going to have a chat
with Toni tonight, or just leave it?

Yeah, I need to see her.

Maybe I've cracked
the wrong end of the stick,

and I didn't make it clear enough.

Cos I probably was
dancing around it a bit

because it's not nice
to have those conversations.

So, I probably didn't say to her,
"That's us done."

You know what I mean?

IAIN: Ladies and Gentlemen,
welcome to the first -

and probably last ever -

Love Island Rap Battle Championship.
And... rap!

Why are you angry at me?
You're angry at me.

Because you are angry with me.
HE LAUGHS

So, you're angry at me
cos you think I'm angry at you?

Yeah.
That's not a reason to be angry.

No, I'm not angry with you,
I'm upset with you.

I really hated the fact
that you had 20 fucking threesomes,

do you not think I'd have been
raging there and then?

I couldn't give a fuck.
The past is the past.

I literally don't care about it.
Mm.

The point was, you got so angry over
it and was turning around on me.

It wasn't a nice feeling.
Like, I felt judged.

I felt like you didn't have my back.

Me seeing all of the boys laughing,
and you standing over there,

I didn't like it. So I defended you.

You saw all of the girls laughing,

all the girls
interrupting me as I spoke,

and you chose
to add fuel to the fire.

I'm sorry
if I made you feel embarrassed,

but you also fucking kissed Malisha.

We are open still. So, it's like...

OK, so, why are you not
telling me this things, then?

I'm having a conversation
with you now. OK.

You do look beautiful tonight.
Thanks.

As always.
I don't feel it.

You don't feel it?

You look it.

Even though the conversations and
little things that we're having

aren't great and aren't ideal,

I feel like at the end of it
always brings us closer.

We're just getting to know
each other better,

and getting to know how we both
handle situations,

and we seem like we communicate
well. So, that's the positive.

Good, bro?
Nah, no good.

Huh?
We've been infiltrated.

Why?
We've been infiltrated.

Fuck me.
No, no, no.

From the challenge. Tommy knows.
What does Tommy know?

He's fine. But I'm just sayin',
everyone's gonna know in a minute.

But I don't know what we should do.

Oh, actually, let's just
not say anything. No, yeah.

Let's not say anything. That's good.
That's good, that's good.

And D's just made up
with Meg as well.

HARRY LAUGHS

SHE LAUGHS
Oh.

You OK?
Yeah. No, I'm fine. Are you sure?

Yeah, of course, like, I thought
this evening was gonna go,

like, really smoothly.

But I heard something that's
really pissed me off to be honest.

OK, what? So, it's
nothing to do with you.

OK, I was like... Yeah, no.
"What have I done?"

No, no, speak quietly, because
I don't want them to hear it.

Basically, what it was,
I was sitting with H,

and we were just talking
about the challenge. Mm-hm.

Obviously, H always said that
there was some unfinished business

with Shakira.
Mm-hm.

I said, "Do you think it's funny,
like, you kissed Shakira,

"and, like, D kissed Malisha,
and Shea kissed you." Mm-hm.

And he was like "Yeah,"
and he started laughing,

and he was like,
"We're gonna kiss...

"We're not, listen to the question,
we're gonna kiss whoever we want."

So Shea... Wait, all the boys?
No, Shea. Shea, D and H.

So, when the question
was asked, they egged it on.

"Oh, it's Malisha, it's Malisha."
I fucking knew... I fucking knew it!

And then Shea's gone in and spoke
to the boys and goes,

"Yeah, when it's my turn,
say Megan, Megan, Megan."

But I think that's
fucking out of order.

I don't like confrontation, but I
always stand up for what's right.

He was trying it on you,
he made it clear he fancied you.

He tried it, he failed, you shut him
down, and he's still going for it.

The only reason I think he's doing
that is just to piss me off. Mm.

And his fucking done it.
So, like...

You're hot when you're
pissed off. This is working on me.

HE LAUGHS
Oh!

I'm not happy, I'm gonna pull Shea
for a chat.

But I wanted to let you
know first. Are you OK?

How are you feeling?
Yeah, I'm feeling good.

You look nice.
Thank you.

It's so funny, like, obviously,
in the challenge, about you

sleeping with a 50-year-old woman,
I said it's not an issue for me.

Obviously, I was young.
Yeah. I was quite mischievous.

Actually quite like that,
though,

that you've got
a troublesome side to you.

I feel like you needed someone like
me to bring that side of you out,

because I don't think
anyone else in here can.

You're the only girl in here
that I have that spark,

connection, sort of thing.
Yeah, yeah.

And obviously, there's still
a lot to learn about eachother.

Does a lot more to unpack. Yeah.
No, definitely. And it's exciting.

You're sweet, and, yeah... Really?
I would never call myself sweet.

No? That's really funny.
You seem quite sweet.

Do I seem, like, mellow?
A bit more mellow now? Yeah.

I think it's because you
have such a calming energy.

Like, you're so chilled
and laid-back.

I think it's mellowing me out.
Do you like that now? Yeah.

How did you feel about the kiss?
Yeah, I thought the kiss was good.

I think obviously,
it'd be good to, like,

do it outside the challenge,
you know what I mean?

I'll leave you to make
the first move then. Come here.

Mmm.

Did that hurt, sorry?
No, it didn't hurt.

I did it on purpose.
I like that.

Do you?
Yeah. Yeah.

It didn't hurt.
OK, good.

You can do it a lot.
OK, good.

A lot more, that's fine.
OK, good.

SHE LAUGHS

I don't you how your chat with D
went, like, but Tommy pulled me

to the terrace just then,
and he told me that H just told him

that they kissed who they
wanted to kiss in the challenge.

So he, D and Shea,
D wanted to kiss Malisha,

Harry wanted to kiss Shakira
and Shea wanted to kiss...

Oh, I could tell that.
D's just told me he's getting...

He's open now to getting to know
Malisha.

Fuck off.
No.

He wasn't even gonna tell me. He
just said, "Give me a handshake."

What?
Like, we did our handshake.

And he was like, I said,
"When did you want to tell me

"that you wanted
to get to know Malisha?"

And he was like,
"After the challenge."

Some weird fucking shit
is going on.

Harry. Get over here.

What's this about you lot all

kissing the girls that you
actually wanted to kiss earlier.

HE LAUGHS
Don't laugh, it's not funny.

No, we just thought...
No, it's not fucking funny, Harry.

It's not funny.
It is, it's just a laugh.

It's not a fucking laugh.
It's not that serious.

Well, it is serious now D's getting
to know Malisha after a kiss.

So, you did want to kiss Shakira?
I thought it'd be funny.

Cos you wanted to kiss Shakira,
or because it was funny?

How you... How does that
fucking makes sense in your head?

In my sense, it's now serious.
D's kissed Malisha. No, I know.

And now he's getting
to know her. Here, see.

Will we get D over as well?
D, get yourself over here, lad.

We're having an intervention.

We need Shea over here to take
some of the brunt here, mate.

It's a fucking joke.
Is it no good at all?

No, we've been infiltrated.

Did you choose to kiss Malisha in
the challenge before? Be honest.

Did I choose to kiss Malisha?

You told the boys to egg you on
to kiss Malisha

whether the question was right
or not. Yeah. Yeah.

The challenge was literally just
a bit of fun. It was a challenge.

Yeah, I understand if that's upset
you and hurt your feelings

then I apologise for that,
I can definitely see it

from your point of view,
but from when we done that

at the time,
it wasn't a malicious...

It wasn't even a thing, "Yeah, like,
I now want to get to know Malisha.

"This is my chance to kiss her."
It was literally just a bit of fun.

A bit of fun that, yeah, we didn't
think about properly. That didn't...

That's not that it was.

Shea, do you wanna go for a chat?
Yeah, man. I'll be back.

Here we go. Tommy's fucking raging.
He looks fucking angry.

He's fucking raging.

Thinking Shea's his mate,

and Shea's doing that behind
his back. It's not funny.

That's not nice.
I'm not laugh...

He just keeps pulling faces.
You are fucking laughing, D.

Harry, stop, seriously.
I'm not doing anything. Stop.

It's not really funny. I didn't
really hear what you said, Megan.

Had to go behind Tommy's back?
What'd he do?

You know quite fucking well
what he did.

He wanted youse to egg him on
to kiss me in the challenge. Oh.

All of you think this is a game,
and it's really not a fucking game.

Since you come in, no problem you
getting to know Megan, you know?

Yeah. And Megan told me that she's
basically shut it down with you.

From my perspective, it's done.

And then today, in the challenge,
it's come out that, you know,

you no intention of playing
the game, you're just gonna snog

whoever you want to snog.

Yeah, and I'll tell you the reason.

It's because I think she's fit, bro.
I didn't think of it as that deep.

But now, coming from you,
I can see why you're pissed off.

Yeah, cos it just feels like

a snaky, slimy thing to do
to one of the boys.

But it's not snaky, mate.

It's a kiss in a challenge.
Like, she's fit.

It's not a kiss in a challenge

because you had no intention
of playing the challenge.

You were there
just to kiss who you fancy.

How do you think Yasmin would think?

I'm not being funny. Tommy's done
fucking nothing wrong, and...

Now he's raging
at the consequences of your actions,

never mind these two, like...
you've done enough to them.

But, like, now Tommy is involved.

You don't think about that when you
do stupid shite, do you? Well, no.

I had no issue with you
kissing Megan in the challenge.

It's the way you've gone about it
which I think is disrespectful.

You've just gone in there just
to snog Megan for the sake of it

because you think she's fit after
her saying she's not interested.

You know? It's just like, mate,
get the fucking idea.

If I was speaking to a girl
over there,

and she says she's not interested...
You need to calm down, mate.

You need to calm down. I'm calm.
Don't start shouting at me, bruv.

I'm not shouting at you.
I haven't raised my voice at all.

Don't start swearing and that.
Calm down, and we'll talk it out.

I didn't think it was that serious.
Really. It's only a challenge.

Serious enough for D to now
want to get to know Malisha.

If that didn't happen,
how would I have known?

I was gonna tell you. When?
You didn't speak to her all day.

I was going to tell her
this evening.

What you done was snaky, mate.
And I'm pulling you up on it.

Yeah, and I've said...
And you don't know what to say.

What do you mean I don't know
what to say? I'm talking to you now.

I'm saying it weren't
on a deep level.

It's just a... a thing like that.
Do you know what I mean?

And I can see why you're pissed off.
I can.

I knew I probably shouldn't have
done it. And... I'm apologising.

And I can see
where you're coming from.

We hadn't fully thought it through.

We thought it was a bit of fun
to do it in the challenge.

We hadn't thought about it
hurting other people's feelings.

That was never our intentions.

Youse never think about that,
though. Especially fucking you.

You're not going to shake my hand?
I'll shake your hand if you like.

Mate. Come on. Sit down.
We've done enough talking, man.

So you want to leave it like this
and be all frosty?

You apologised, we spoke about it,
it's fine.

I don't really want to sit here
all night chatting to you

if I'm brutally honest,
as much as you...

I'm just asking you
to shake my hand.

I did. I'll shake your hand.
Come on, then.

But you're walking off,
and it's still frosty, so if...

Do you want a big hug?
Is that you want? See? Look.

What you want? I shook your hand,
what else do you want?

You need to calm down, bruv.
I'm calm. Let me calm down, then.

Let me calm down.
See? Stop. Why are you doing that?

I've had enough of you, mate.
I've had enough of it.

HE SCOFFS
Yeah, laugh, you little smug prick.

Fuck off, you little twat.
Fuck off, lanky fucking lamp post.

BLEEP. Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
Oi, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You all right?

Getting in my face,
"You gonna shake my hand or what?"

Who is he trying to patronise?
See? This is what I mean.

Sit here, sit here.
Yeah, see, boys?

This is not fucking funny now.
This is what I mean.

I was fine, I was gonna leave it,
and he was like,

"Are you gonna shake my hand?"

I shook his hand.
He was like, "Sit down."

I was like, "What the fuck
are you talking about?

"Why are you trying to
get in my face?"

These the consequences
of your actions.

Youse need to fucking think of
why you're doing all this shite.

# I am fuel to the fire

# Whisper your name
Is it tearing you apart? #

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