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No. No, no, no.
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Wait, Anne, yeah, can you just,
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can you just give me a minute?
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Yeah, this is Wednesday, so I'm at, uh...
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Dad? Dad, it's Jeff.
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Yeah, can you just, can you just
give me a minute? Yeah, yeah.
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Why isn't he fucking answering?
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Dad, it's Jeff.
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Anne, Anne, we shouldn't just
throw away our marriage.
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Unless you've found someone else.
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You haven't, have you?
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No, no, I just want it
to work out with us.
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Yeah, well, I gave you space.
I moved out, didn't I?
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Dad?
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Yeah. Yes, Anne,
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I got the... the couples' therapist,
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and if that doesn't reset
the marriage, then fine,
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I'll-I'll relent.
We can look into arbitration.
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Dad? Come on, it's White Hot night.
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Because I... because I... Anne.
Can you just, can you listen?
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Can you just... For a minute?
Like I said before,
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it's just not the right time.
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I-I can't afford to go down the... Dad?
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I can't afford to go down
the divorce attorney route.
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Fuck. I got to...
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Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck. Fuck.
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Yes, it's my father.
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Uh, in his... room.
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He's, um...
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he's shot himself.
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Otis. My father's name is Otis Storck.
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Professor Jeff Storck?
I need you to know that
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such circumstances
are always investigated,
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but we all know what this is.
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Does this
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belong to your father?
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Is it registered to him?
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Look, Mr. Storck,
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I know this is certainly upsetting...
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...be on our way if you can tell me
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- if this is your father's gun.
- No.
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No way. It's not.
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I don't know where it came from,
but he-he hates guns.
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My father is... he's a lifelong hippie.
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Take this to the lab.
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- Go over it with ballistics.
- Yes, sir.
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Was your father sick?
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Alzheimer's?
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I realize you have a job to do
and whatever,
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but can we do it later, maybe?
I mean, my father just
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basically shot himself in front of me.
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No. It would've been
last night some time.
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I said "basically," didn't I?
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Basically means basically,
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not absolutely.
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Basically.
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He left a note.
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- Fuck sake.
- I am permitted
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to read it to you,
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- if that's what you want.
- Can't you just... Can I...
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Can't I just read it?
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Here sits Professor
Jeffery Mingus Storck,
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a man who holds a doctorate
in anthropology,
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but possesses little
true knowledge of himself.
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Today, Professor Storck is surrounded
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by the many familiar artifacts
that shaped his father's life,
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and the one unknown object that ended it.
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As a scientist, he's about to embark
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on his darkest research project yet.
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His conclusion will lie somewhere between
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the barrel of a gun and the outer regions
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of The Twilight Zone.
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You're traveling
through another dimension,
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a dimension not only of
sight and sound but of mind.
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It is the middle ground
between light and shadow,
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between science and superstition.
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And it lies between
the pit of one's fears
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and the summit of one's knowledge.
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You are now traveling through
a dimension of imagination.
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You've just crossed over
into The Twilight Zone.
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com
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My dad fell in love with Lake Cayuga
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back when he played
the Watkins Glen festival
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one lake over in 1973.
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He jammed with the Grateful Dead
during their sound check
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the day before they went on.
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He led a pretty interesting
life, all told.
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Skipped up to Canada with
Neil Young and Crazy Horse
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when he was evading the Vietnam draft.
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My father played Cuba in '69,
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that Havana Jam thing with Billy Joel
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and Stephen Stills.
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Met my mother
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on the march to Montgomery.
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♪ To want your lips...
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Dragged us the whole way here
from Ireland.
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Never looked back.
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Never got divorced.
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Never went bankrupt.
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Never went unloved.
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Did it not turn out as he wanted?
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I...
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Who did you love more than me?
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♪ Whenever I'm feelin' lonely
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♪ Whenever I'm feelin' blue
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♪ Thoughts of you
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♪ Behind...
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Okay...
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Fuck...
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What the fuck is that?
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Good morning, Jeff.
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- Yo, Jeff, what's up?
- All good. How about you, Jeff?
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See you tonight at Jeff's dorm, right?
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Oh, my God, Jeff
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- is a total Jeff.
- Such a Jeff.
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Jeff!
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Hey, Jeff.
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That's a good boy. That's a boy.
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Fuck...
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Get out of my house!
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It's me! It's me! It's me!
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Anne, it's me.
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- I'm just getting my mail.
- Jesus.
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You scared the shit out of me.
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
I just wanted...
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Jesus, Jeff. Oh, fuck.
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Do you know how to, do you know how to do
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- the-the safety thing?
- Just... you point it.
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I-I don't remember.
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Why-why have you even got that?
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I live alone now,
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- and there were two home invasions.
- What?
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A couple of streets over.
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Oh, um, this came for you, too.
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The police delivered it
earlier this evening.
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Must be my dad's gun.
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It's probably worth something.
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Yeah, I'm not gonna make money off
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my dad's suicide, Anne.
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You're gonna need the money, Jeff.
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Friends have told me that
I should get an attorney
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to protect both of us.
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Oh... So...
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that's what I did.
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He'll contact you.
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We talked about this, didn't we?
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- I've been trying to tell you.
- A lot.
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- The thing is, Jeff...
- You said you were okay with us
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going to couple's therapy, so...
It's that...
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- I-I...
- What the fuck?
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I have fallen in love
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with another man...
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named Jeff.
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Oh, shit.
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Am I "him"?
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Or am I "you"?
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The gun superstore dot com.
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Yeah, hey, I'm-I'm looking
to get rid of a gun.
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You got the paperwork?
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Uh, look-look, I-I don't know
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anything about guns. It seems old.
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- How about the serial number?
- Um...
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- It's on the grip.
- Oh.
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Yeah. 1015-59.
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Okay...
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Oh, hey, any chance there's
a Blue Scorpion on the handle?
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Yeah. There very much is.
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Holy shit! I thought
the Blue Scorpion was a myth.
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Dates back to 1952. It's from Cuba.
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Che Guevara was looking for that gun.
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It was made by this guy,
Eulogio Cienfuegos.
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The legend is,
you don't find it, it finds you.
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We can get you, like, $25,000 to
$50,000 for the Blue Scorpion.
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Okay. I mean, whatever.
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I just want to get the
bloody thing out of my life.
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So, if you... Fucking shit!
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- Oh, my God! Are you all right?
- What the...?
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Are you there, brother?
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- Shit.
- Hey...
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...are you okay?
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Oh... Yeah.
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I'm all right, I'm okay,
I'm all right. Fuck.
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Jesus Christ, was there
a round in the chamber?
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I don't know.
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Okay.
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Send me all your information
and a picture of the gun.
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I'll take care of everything.
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Once it's sold, and if you
don't have a license,
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- you'll have to ship it, by carrier.
- Yeah.
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But if you do, don't forget
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to punch a small hole
in the box so some light
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can get in. Legend is,
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the Blue Scorpion's afraid of the dark.
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Where do I send my information?
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To me, Bob Jeff,
at the gun superstore dot com.
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- P.O. Box 5252...
- Hold on.
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- ...Earlysville, Virginia 22901.
- Did you just say "Jeff"?
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I-I'm sorry, could you
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remind me... Your research project is?
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"Animism in contemporary China."
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This-this research project is...
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Sorry, excuse me.
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This...
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This research project
is-is really messing
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with my head, Dr. Storck. Um...
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You know how animism
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- is, like...
- Yeah.
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...the belief that there's a-a spirit in,
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in every single thing,
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and-and even inanimate
objects have a soul?
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Yeah, I know what it is, Grace.
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Well, it's, like,
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nothing talks to me
or anything like that, but
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I-I can't help feel that all my stuff...
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my shoes,
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toothbrush, hats... are all, like,
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friends.
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Do you ever have that?
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No.
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And you shouldn't either.
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That's, um, I think what you're
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experiencing is anthropomorphism,
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attributing human properties
to inanimate objects,
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which is different from animism,
which is a religious belief,
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as I'm sure you know. I wouldn't worry.
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It's dri... It's driving me crazy.
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It's a little late in the term
to be changing subjects.
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What the... F...
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Okay, sir, when I leave my dorm,
nothing can be, like,
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left by itself. Like, if
my boots are over by the bed
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and my gym shoes are in the closet,
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I-I feel like they're...
I don't know... lonely.
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And I-I have to make sure that
everything is grouped together
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or I feel bad that they
might be afraid of the dark,
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so I leave the light on.
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I-I go back to my dorm...
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It's just because of this stupid project.
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It's the project,
and I'm sorry, but I can't...
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- I-I need to change the subject.
- Okay.
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Thank you so much.
My shoes thank you, too.
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Jeff Storck?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I need
to prepare for a lecture.
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I'm Anne's attorney.
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Fuck off. Your name is Jeff, too?
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That's great, though, Jeff.
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We can begin negotiations
from a point of commonality.
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Can you just ease off?
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Can you just... Please, please.
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This isn't, this isn't
a good time for me. I, um,
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my father just passed away,
and he didn't do a will,
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so the whole estate
is fucked up, you know?
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- Maybe we can do this another day?
- Yeah, sure.
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If any of that estate is left to you, uh,
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be advised that half of it
now belongs to Anne.
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00:16:39,677 --> 00:16:41,611
So if you need any help at all...
258
00:16:41,635 --> 00:16:45,596
I can make all of your troubles go away.
259
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,385
You have my card.
260
00:17:07,313 --> 00:17:09,247
- Stop calling me.
- Hey, J...
261
00:17:09,271 --> 00:17:10,901
- Hey, Jeff. It's Bob Jeff.
- Just fucking stop!
262
00:17:10,925 --> 00:17:13,338
When I think the time is right
to get rid of the fucking thing,
263
00:17:13,362 --> 00:17:15,297
you'll be the first one
to know it, do you understand?
264
00:17:15,321 --> 00:17:17,168
There's only been seven owners
of the Blue Scorpion,
265
00:17:17,192 --> 00:17:19,214
including you. I have people lining up
266
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,825
willing to lay down $100,000
for this gun.
267
00:17:21,849 --> 00:17:24,828
If we sell this thing,
all our dreams will come true.
268
00:17:24,852 --> 00:17:26,874
Now, of course, don't forget my cut.
269
00:17:26,898 --> 00:17:30,269
♪ One pill makes you larger ♪
270
00:17:30,293 --> 00:17:34,665
♪ And one pill makes you small ♪
271
00:17:34,689 --> 00:17:38,930
♪ And the ones that Mother gives you ♪
272
00:17:38,954 --> 00:17:43,456
♪ Don't do anything at all ♪
273
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:47,112
♪ Go ask Alice ♪
274
00:17:47,136 --> 00:17:50,400
♪ When she's ten feet tall ♪
275
00:17:52,707 --> 00:17:55,164
♪ And if you go ♪
276
00:17:55,188 --> 00:17:57,209
♪ Chasing rabbits ♪
277
00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:59,429
♪ And you know you're ♪
278
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:02,127
♪ Going to fall ♪
279
00:18:02,151 --> 00:18:06,305
♪ Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar ♪
280
00:18:06,329 --> 00:18:11,006
♪ Has given you the call ♪
281
00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:14,574
♪ Call Alice ♪
282
00:18:14,598 --> 00:18:18,448
♪ When she was just small ♪
283
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,928
♪ The chessboard ♪
284
00:18:19,952 --> 00:18:24,280
♪ Get up and tell you where to go ♪
285
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:28,763
♪ And you've just had
some kind of mushroom ♪
286
00:18:28,787 --> 00:18:33,289
♪ And your mind is moving low ♪
287
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:37,249
♪ Go ask Alice ♪
288
00:18:37,273 --> 00:18:39,885
♪ I think she'll know ♪
289
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:46,781
♪ When logic and proportion ♪
290
00:18:46,805 --> 00:18:51,046
♪ Have fallen sloppy dead ♪
291
00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:55,528
♪ And the White Knight
is talking backwards ♪
292
00:18:55,552 --> 00:19:00,185
♪ And the Red Queen's off with her head ♪
293
00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:03,449
♪ Remember ♪
294
00:19:03,473 --> 00:19:08,411
♪ What the Dormouse said ♪
295
00:19:08,435 --> 00:19:10,654
♪ Feed your head ♪
296
00:19:12,831 --> 00:19:15,834
♪ Feed your head. ♪
297
00:19:54,873 --> 00:19:56,469
Dad?
298
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,815
Fuck.
299
00:20:26,499 --> 00:20:29,516
Oh, man, I'm so fucking high.
300
00:20:33,965 --> 00:20:36,325
Eulogio Cienfuegos.
301
00:20:36,843 --> 00:20:39,328
Yeah, okay. You're not really here.
302
00:20:39,352 --> 00:20:41,112
You're not... You're not there.
303
00:20:41,136 --> 00:20:43,462
You're... You're a hallucination.
304
00:20:43,486 --> 00:20:46,509
That name... I heard that name
305
00:20:46,533 --> 00:20:48,990
from the gun dealer guy.
306
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,513
Mr. Storck,
307
00:20:50,537 --> 00:20:53,646
the pistol wants to help
end your troubles.
308
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:58,260
The Blue Scorpion loves you
more than anyone.
309
00:20:58,284 --> 00:21:01,480
It only asks one thing in return:
310
00:21:02,410 --> 00:21:04,245
Light.
311
00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:08,642
It is afraid of the dark.
312
00:21:28,556 --> 00:21:29,731
Sorry.
313
00:21:38,345 --> 00:21:40,671
Hello. Good afternoon.
314
00:21:40,695 --> 00:21:43,674
I'd, uh... I'd like to
315
00:21:43,698 --> 00:21:46,416
I don't have a lot of experience
316
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,852
with this.
317
00:21:47,876 --> 00:21:49,115
You need to rent a gun?
318
00:21:49,139 --> 00:21:51,417
No. No, I have one.
319
00:21:52,272 --> 00:21:53,352
Hello.
320
00:21:53,377 --> 00:21:55,430
Can I see the gun in order
to determine if it's safe
321
00:21:55,454 --> 00:21:56,818
to fire in the range?
322
00:21:58,275 --> 00:21:59,551
Yeah.
323
00:22:07,853 --> 00:22:09,744
No. No, please, don't, sorry.
324
00:22:09,768 --> 00:22:11,485
Just don't... don't.
325
00:22:11,509 --> 00:22:12,921
Have you ever fired this gun before?
326
00:22:12,945 --> 00:22:14,357
No. No, I haven't.
327
00:22:14,381 --> 00:22:16,011
And I only need to shoot it once.
328
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:17,969
- So...
- Why?
329
00:22:17,993 --> 00:22:20,494
Why? Uh... because then
I'm gonna sell it.
330
00:22:20,518 --> 00:22:21,582
Why don't you just sell it?
331
00:22:21,606 --> 00:22:22,607
Why do you have to fire it first?
332
00:22:25,436 --> 00:22:28,415
Um... you know, it...
333
00:22:28,439 --> 00:22:32,288
...it's not so much about
the shooting of the gun.
334
00:22:32,312 --> 00:22:34,334
It's more that the shooting of the gun
335
00:22:34,358 --> 00:22:36,162
will destroy a bullet.
336
00:22:36,186 --> 00:22:37,293
A certain bullet.
337
00:22:37,317 --> 00:22:38,773
No, but...
338
00:22:38,797 --> 00:22:40,557
trust me, I'll be
339
00:22:40,581 --> 00:22:44,095
much better once I get rid of this.
340
00:22:47,371 --> 00:22:50,060
Okay, it's... it's just a bullet.
341
00:22:50,765 --> 00:22:52,482
Ever since I'm come
in possession of this gun,
342
00:22:52,506 --> 00:22:54,005
weird things occur. Like,
343
00:22:54,029 --> 00:22:57,748
I keep bumping into different
types of people named Jeff!
344
00:22:57,772 --> 00:22:59,837
And I understand that
it's not an uncommon name,
345
00:22:59,861 --> 00:23:02,840
but to meet a different person named Jeff
346
00:23:02,864 --> 00:23:05,016
nearly every single day, it's not right.
347
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,326
It's weird, it's weird, right?
348
00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:09,630
His name's Jeff.
349
00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:11,240
Fff...
350
00:25:35,365 --> 00:25:36,757
Ow!
351
00:25:42,197 --> 00:25:44,219
You'd never hurt me.
352
00:25:49,770 --> 00:25:51,008
Excuse me.
353
00:25:51,032 --> 00:25:52,488
Just give me one second, please.
354
00:26:24,936 --> 00:26:26,938
Shit.
355
00:26:39,951 --> 00:26:41,735
Okay, who's first?
356
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:19,836
Thank you.
357
00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:22,297
You're welcome.
358
00:27:27,211 --> 00:27:28,546
What?
359
00:27:29,261 --> 00:27:31,108
You know...
360
00:27:31,132 --> 00:27:33,154
You sure you want to go over
these settlement terms
361
00:27:33,178 --> 00:27:34,590
without any representation?
362
00:27:34,614 --> 00:27:38,473
They can become, uh...
quite uncomfortable.
363
00:27:39,402 --> 00:27:41,641
Oh, I'm comfortable. Yeah.
364
00:27:41,665 --> 00:27:45,122
I'm... I'm at peace, Jeff.
I'm... tranquil.
365
00:27:47,271 --> 00:27:49,693
Because you see, I also have a friend
366
00:27:50,238 --> 00:27:52,153
who's gonna help me.
367
00:27:54,068 --> 00:27:55,350
He's gonna make
368
00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:57,383
all of my troubles...
369
00:27:58,180 --> 00:27:59,585
disappear.
370
00:28:04,252 --> 00:28:05,708
So should we get started, Jeff?
371
00:28:05,732 --> 00:28:07,318
I've been looking forward to this.
372
00:28:07,342 --> 00:28:08,842
Why don't we break down the assets?
373
00:28:08,866 --> 00:28:11,105
- Let's start with item one: the house.
- Yeah.
374
00:28:11,129 --> 00:28:13,629
...Item 38. Fender electric bass.
375
00:28:13,653 --> 00:28:15,138
No! No!
376
00:28:15,162 --> 00:28:16,850
You don't get to take my dad's
377
00:28:16,874 --> 00:28:18,634
bass! Are you fuck...
378
00:28:18,658 --> 00:28:20,244
How can you even try?
379
00:28:20,268 --> 00:28:22,508
We're not "taking" it.
380
00:28:22,532 --> 00:28:24,727
New York is
an equitable distribution state.
381
00:28:24,751 --> 00:28:26,816
It's unfair that you prevent
such a valuable item
382
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,541
from liquidation, for sentimental causes.
383
00:28:28,566 --> 00:28:29,906
I love you.
384
00:28:29,930 --> 00:28:31,647
I do. I love you.
385
00:28:31,671 --> 00:28:33,214
I love you more than anyone. I do.
386
00:28:33,238 --> 00:28:35,216
- Jeff...
- I still do.
387
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,898
How can you try to take that from me?
388
00:28:36,922 --> 00:28:37,956
I...
389
00:28:37,981 --> 00:28:39,481
Well, bass guitars played
at both Monterey Pop
390
00:28:39,505 --> 00:28:40,787
and Watkins Glen are very rare...
391
00:28:40,811 --> 00:28:42,179
Can you shut the fuck up, Jeff?
392
00:28:42,203 --> 00:28:43,398
Could you do that for me?
393
00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:44,747
- This ain't about you.
- That language,
394
00:28:44,771 --> 00:28:46,640
sir, is inappropriate
at this negotiation.
395
00:28:46,664 --> 00:28:48,316
The language is inappropriate.
396
00:28:48,340 --> 00:28:49,883
Okay, you know what, Jeff?
397
00:28:49,907 --> 00:28:51,387
I never even wanted the bass.
398
00:28:51,411 --> 00:28:52,796
I just need a break.
399
00:28:52,820 --> 00:28:54,454
You want me to show you something
400
00:28:54,478 --> 00:28:56,411
- ...you will find, inappropriate, Jeff?
- Can I have security in here?
401
00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:57,590
What the fuck is this?
402
00:28:57,614 --> 00:28:58,805
- Taking a break.
- Get off me!
403
00:28:58,829 --> 00:29:00,197
Let go of me!
404
00:29:00,221 --> 00:29:01,938
We're just taking a break.
405
00:29:01,962 --> 00:29:05,246
Get the fuck off me! Get off me!
406
00:29:05,270 --> 00:29:08,945
Just let me get out of here.
Okay? Can I, can I do that?
407
00:29:09,738 --> 00:29:10,920
Can I... Have it all, Anne!
408
00:29:10,944 --> 00:29:12,427
Just fucking have it all!
409
00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:13,994
Just take everything!
410
00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:15,561
Except the Blue Scorpion.
411
00:29:15,585 --> 00:29:17,519
You can have it all
and shove it up your arse!
412
00:29:17,543 --> 00:29:20,783
- Escort him out.
- Okay, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
413
00:29:20,807 --> 00:29:23,569
Before anyone gets hurt.
414
00:29:23,593 --> 00:29:26,770
Just go, go, go, go, go.
415
00:29:33,603 --> 00:29:36,174
I love him more than I ever loved you.
416
00:29:49,836 --> 00:29:51,553
♪ Were the tears in your eyes
meant for me ♪
417
00:29:51,577 --> 00:29:53,381
♪ Or the man you had waiting at home? ♪
418
00:30:04,792 --> 00:30:05,815
Yeah?
419
00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:07,941
Jeff, it's Bob. Bob Jeff here.
420
00:30:07,965 --> 00:30:09,987
Hey, I'm really sorry, I hope
it's not too late to be calling,
421
00:30:10,011 --> 00:30:12,004
- but I just got off the phone.
- Too late, Bob.
422
00:30:12,028 --> 00:30:13,144
Listen, no one will love
423
00:30:13,168 --> 00:30:14,967
- the Blue Scorpion more than me.
- Way too late.
424
00:30:14,991 --> 00:30:17,762
I have no interest in selling
the Blue Scorpion.
425
00:30:17,787 --> 00:30:19,983
- Mr. Storck...
- So stop calling me.
426
00:30:20,007 --> 00:30:23,421
- I'll be sure you get...
- Never call me again, understand?
427
00:30:23,445 --> 00:30:25,118
Sir, I'm begging you,
please don't hang up.
428
00:30:25,143 --> 00:30:26,424
Because I will never sell him.
429
00:30:26,448 --> 00:30:29,118
Please, just let me finish
what I have to say. Jeff?
430
00:30:29,832 --> 00:30:31,461
Jeff, you sound real busy.
431
00:30:31,486 --> 00:30:32,681
I'll check with you tomorrow.
432
00:31:33,666 --> 00:31:36,059
You got to ask yourself:
433
00:31:36,502 --> 00:31:41,523
did it take six shots or only five?
434
00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,955
You think you love her.
435
00:32:55,858 --> 00:32:58,469
But you'll never know real love.
436
00:33:49,825 --> 00:33:51,435
Shit! No... what?
437
00:33:57,267 --> 00:33:58,505
No... fuck!
438
00:33:58,529 --> 00:34:01,097
No, no, no! No!
439
00:34:03,665 --> 00:34:06,296
Shit!
440
00:34:07,013 --> 00:34:08,275
Stop!
441
00:34:17,026 --> 00:34:18,351
Fuck!
442
00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:19,623
No! Oh!
443
00:35:08,643 --> 00:35:10,664
Drop the gun!
444
00:35:10,688 --> 00:35:13,094
I said drop the fucking gun now!
445
00:35:13,615 --> 00:35:16,322
On the ground! Face on the ground!
446
00:35:16,346 --> 00:35:18,217
- Now!
- Get down now!
447
00:35:20,524 --> 00:35:22,526
Hands where I can see them!
448
00:35:30,099 --> 00:35:31,682
This guy's 10-100.
449
00:35:31,706 --> 00:35:33,165
He matches the description of the suspect
450
00:35:33,189 --> 00:35:34,906
who's been invading homes in the area.
451
00:35:34,930 --> 00:35:36,492
Any ID?
452
00:35:38,536 --> 00:35:39,730
Barrett.
453
00:35:39,755 --> 00:35:41,757
Barrett's the last name.
454
00:35:44,026 --> 00:35:46,169
And his first name is Jeff?
455
00:35:47,712 --> 00:35:49,129
Yeah. Why, you know him?
456
00:35:57,554 --> 00:35:59,737
You want to tell me what happened here?
457
00:36:21,411 --> 00:36:23,259
I want you to know
that Anne greatly appreciates
458
00:36:23,283 --> 00:36:26,001
what you did to protect her
and Jeff that night.
459
00:36:26,025 --> 00:36:28,046
All the concessions are her way
460
00:36:28,070 --> 00:36:29,879
of showing her gratitude.
461
00:36:46,811 --> 00:36:51,940
And so, Jeff, representing
the regents of this university,
462
00:36:51,964 --> 00:36:54,159
we would be honored
if you would accept the chair
463
00:36:54,183 --> 00:36:56,239
of the department of anthropology.
464
00:37:02,409 --> 00:37:05,779
I'm looking for Jeffery Storck.
465
00:37:05,803 --> 00:37:07,791
Yeah, that's me.
466
00:37:55,679 --> 00:37:58,397
My dad says fish
come closer in the morning.
467
00:37:58,421 --> 00:38:00,573
Yeah, but he also says Limp Bizkit
468
00:38:00,597 --> 00:38:02,906
is better than Kendrick Lamar.
469
00:38:02,930 --> 00:38:05,907
I don't know, old people
say weird shit like that.
470
00:38:08,352 --> 00:38:09,955
All right.
471
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,135
All right.
472
00:38:21,053 --> 00:38:22,247
No way!
473
00:38:22,783 --> 00:38:24,293
Look what I found!
474
00:38:24,317 --> 00:38:25,661
Oh, my God.
475
00:38:26,188 --> 00:38:27,913
Look!
476
00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:41,636
Check out the name on this bullet.
477
00:38:42,639 --> 00:38:45,642
It's my name. Kyle.
478
00:38:47,514 --> 00:38:49,690
Huh. Whatever.
479
00:38:51,152 --> 00:38:52,327
Let's load it?
480
00:38:54,129 --> 00:38:56,499
Oh. That actually worked.
481
00:38:56,523 --> 00:38:58,762
Oh. Like so... Hold this.
482
00:38:58,786 --> 00:39:01,156
And then, I think...
483
00:39:01,180 --> 00:39:04,072
Look at this.
484
00:39:04,096 --> 00:39:06,030
Hey, man.
485
00:39:06,054 --> 00:39:08,380
Anything you say and do
486
00:39:08,404 --> 00:39:11,277
will be used to you in a court of law.
487
00:39:12,974 --> 00:39:15,735
Oh. Pass. That's so cool.
488
00:39:15,759 --> 00:39:17,389
Human beings have a funny way
489
00:39:17,413 --> 00:39:19,565
of treating things like people.
490
00:39:19,589 --> 00:39:22,829
But today, they'll learn
that as long as objects
491
00:39:22,853 --> 00:39:25,310
are valued more than lives...
492
00:39:25,334 --> 00:39:30,726
tragedy will forever be manufactured here
493
00:39:31,862 --> 00:39:33,729
in The Twilight Zone.
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