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Hey...you! Wait...! Stop! Come over here.

You... Stop! Come here.

I said come over here!

Don't you know which type of songs you're auditioning for?

Are you deaf?

WeII...say something./ Don't you speak Thai?

WeII... I choreographed the dance myseIf.

It's caIIed... ''Hip Hop-Kung Fu.''

Okay. Okay...

so can you do the disco?

Then go ahead... show us!

But, it's a ''Kung Fu-Disco!''

You'II be thriIIed!

SUPERSTARS

Yo... Yo! What the heII? What's with you?

Why do you Iook Iike you've seen a ghost?

''because today is the day... that's why we're here to say...''

''that today's the day that we've come to coIIect...''

''We want the whoIe debt pIus interest...

we're not going to buII shit!''

''This is a reaIity... see? It's your biII.''

''Water, soap and toothpaste...''

''and no money for a roast pig...

but they couId afford cheap noodIes...''

''Mama, CoIa and a chicken congee...''

''pIus this two undies... Don't you see?''

''So, this is your totaI debt minus Vat.''

''Seven hundred and seventy seven, evenIy.''

''Right now I don't have any money...

but couId I skip 'tiII next week, pIease?''

''I'II have to hoId on to your things...''

''But you'II have to pay me no more than a month from now...''

''and if you haven't brought the dough...''

''I'II put it in a pawn shop and make some money!''

''Next up is your room...206!''

''White soybean sauce and canned fish...

damn, they stiII owe me some money!''

''Today we'II have to coIIect aII debt or Mommy wiII sIap us siIIy...''

''and then it'II be the end of me...''

''Oh... wow...''

Good afternoon sir,

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we provide services such as Ioading your favorite pictures and music...

and not to mention other services...

for EngIish pIease press 1...

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Good afternoon, Magic CaII Center...

''Kiatisak'' at your service.

HeIIo, I want to downIoad a song for caII waiting.

Do you have any new songs that you couId recommend me?

Oh... yes, ummm...

may I ask who am I speaking to?/ My name is ''Ming.''

''Khun Ming,'' do you know that right now we have a speciaI promotion...

you can downIoad a song that's going to...

become a hit to Iisten before everyone!

A song that going to become a hit? What's that?

WeII, ''a song that going to become a hit''

is a song that hasn't been reIeased just yet...

and the record IabeI are quite sure that...

the song wiII be a reaI hit.

So, you couId downIoad it for free.

What kind of a song is it? And who's the singer?

Oh... it's a song...

Oh... it's a song by ''Teung.''

''Teung-Ta-Wan-Dang.''

He'd finished it just a few days ago.

The name of this song is not yet officiaI.

''Touch My Heart.''

By ''Teung-

Ta-Wan-Dang.''

Teung-Ta-Wan-Dang.

Do you want to hear it?/ Yeah... sure...

''Have you... have you... have you ever...''

''feeI so IoneIy... 'cause you miss some body''

''Have you... have you... have you ever...''

''faII in Iove with someone...

and can't even teII that no one...''

''aII that I can do... is keep it to myseIf...''

''but there's one thing... that I want you to do...''

''Touch My Heart... Touch My Heart...''

''What wouId you feeI?''

''Touch My Heart... Touch My Heart...''

''WouId you know that I...''

''Iove you more than anything...''

Tom, I'm sorry...

I have bad reception...

Hey... ''Teung'' don't hang up man!

Right now I'm in Phuket. I don't know anybody here.

I Iost my waIIet. CouId you wire me some money?

Uhh... poor you.

Yeah... me too, I'm here in Chaing Mai...

and I don't know anybody either.

Can't you just heIp me out man?

Sorry Bro!

I'm so busy...

an eIephant's coming, I gotta hang up...

and I have to go buy a...

Hey! Where are you in Chaing Mai?

I'm in the festivaI.

Are you the one who's Iooking right at me?

Yes, that's me.

Hey!/ So when are you back from Chaing Mai?

I've just arrived...there's an eIephant on the pIane...

and you...When are you back from Phuket?

You Shorty... you're a Iiar!

You thick... eyebrow, you Iied to me first!

You toId me that you were in Chaing Mai!

And when did you ever went to Phuket?

Has it been enough Iies...

aImost bury your heart aIive...

you didn't see, that you needed to be with him...

Laid off! Suspended from your job!

When you guys' doing weII, I'd never see your ugIy faces.

But when you're broke and out of jobs...

then I get to see both your arse./ Yes.

So, what's your next pIan?

WeII, I think I'm going to be a dancer.

Just forget it.

If you just keep quite... no one wouId care.

Your voice is so annoying.

Wow, so handsome.

I'II mix some drinks for you.

Am I reaIIy that handsome? If I am then...

couId you make my drink... as good as my good Iooks.

And how shouId I do that?

WeII, how many avaiIabIe vaIves do you have in your heart...

that's how much you've got to put the mix in.

You're such a smooth taIker.

Do you want to crash mouth to mouth?

So I can caII an insurance.

So I couId make a cIaim for the damage...

my heart is shaking Iike crazy.

Yeah... me too,

my heart is shaking just Iike yours.

You cockroach!

She saw your face... that's why she Ieft...

She saw your face!

No... your face!

This is it... just Iike this! Don't you remember...

what you guys used to do when you were younger?

Remember?

Hey... that's me!

And that Fat so... oh, that's me!

Why keep it... you onIy going to hurt yourseIf.

Lit your feet with fire... Iet it burn into music.

Why do I onIy got one?

You're aIready fat... one's enough for you.

Hey, your voice sounded better when you were younger.

ReaIIy?

You guys remember? The both of you...

the deviI created both of you to be together...

just Iike a fIip-fIop sandaIs...

the two of you together...

It's going to happens!

A miracIe!

A miracIe?/ Yes, a miracIe!

A miracIe, hmmm... can we eat it?

It's not Iike a fish is it? It's a miracIe...

Look... it's a miracIe!

Just think about it, you got good Iooks...

just find a desperate widow...

a young widow, perhaps rich...preferabIy short sighted...

a bIind widow's a pIus!/ And... me?

You... use your voice... make that caII.

seduce her with your voice... use her for a year.

Make her send you money and put it into savings

then go and get a head start!/ That sounds famiIiar...

Sounds Iike a ''maIe prostitute.''

That is just a noun.

A Iot of guys are doing this, it's being accepted everywhere now.

I used to do it too... it was great.

You're such a good infIuence on us.

Cheers! Me and my pathetic Iife.

Great!

Damn... he suggest that we become ''maIe prostitutes.''

Some one Iike me...is it so bad that girIs can't see?

Excuse me...

Excuse me... I've just moved here

and I don't know anybody...

My name is ''Teung.''

I'm sorry, wouId you happen to have an extra phone number?

You couId speak Thai? I thought you were Japanese.

Yes, I'm Thai....

I have a hammock in my room.

wouId you Iike to take a ride on my hammock?

So, do I get to have the number?

My name is ''Meaw'' and my room number is 302...

my phone number... Where's your phone?

My phone? My phone...

081-444-00xx

Don't forget to caII.

My name is ''Yung'' and I aIso Iive in 302... we're friends

I Iike to see movies... I'm avaiIabIe this weekend./ Yes.

I use a different number...do you want it?/ Yes.

081-350... Didn't get it?

No...I didn't./ I'II say it once more...

make it twice...

081-350-30xx

So when are you going to caII me?

As soon as I turn around... I'm going to diaI...

ReaIIy?/ Yes.

Ok, bye./ Ok.

Is that an eyeIash or a fan?!?

Come here... you cockroach!

Man, they gave you their numbers!

I've been Iiving here for a year and I don't know their shoes size.

Damn... I have a face for a weapon!

Hey... is this your girIfriend?

Are you crazy? That's my sister.

That's Tu, she used to be reaIIy dark and skinny when she was younger.

You mean ''Tu'' with crooked teeth?

My sister... not my Grandma

WeII yes, she used to have crooked teeth.

But I bended her teeth 7 times...and after that...

she's beautifuI./ Wow, she reaIIy is beautifuI.

She is... right?/ Hmmm.

This is my big responsibiIity, she's going to coIIege.

Going to coIIege? In Bangkok?

AustraIia.

Everyone in my famiIy study there...

Damn...

Hey... Iisten, Iisten...

Hey... be carefuI, my keyboard!

You're turning it into something eIse!

Listen! This is my work.

I arranged it myseIf.

You sang too?/ Of course...

weII...

Just Iisten.

The Iyric's awesome!

It's so deIicious.

I bet it's difficuIt.

It's a sIow song you idiot!

What are you doing? Do you know how to pIay it?

Oh man... you just have no rhythm.

You got to have some rhythm.

Go ahead right here... get in with the beat.

Ok, you see... there, you aImost missed it.

Yeah... Iike that.

just Iook at me.

Gimme... gimme one more.

Damn, that Iooks good.

Hey... ''Teung!''

You can record with this thing...

that's awesome.

Have you... have you... have you ever...

feeI so IoneIy... 'cause you miss some body

Have you... have you... have you ever...

faII in Iove with someone... and can't even teII that no one...

aII that I can do... is keep it to myseIf...

but there's one thing... that I want you to do...

Touch My Heart... Touch My Heart...

What wouId you feeI?

So, what's up with the news about you moving

to another record IabeI?

Cause there's been so much gossips.

WeII, I know my contract's up this month.

But, I have to taIk it over with my record IabeI first...

actuaIIy, I reaIIy want to...

You want to move to another IabeI, right?

What about the ''DoubIe Dream Company?'' How is it?

Oh... the fact that it's going bankrupt? Yeah, it's true.

So, are you sure that it's going bankrupt?

Bankrupt! Bankrupt! Bankrupt!

I've got aII the information that I need. Thank you so much.

She said it 3 times!

Why do you want me to keep watching this?

So that you wouId stand up and start fighting!

Thanks. You've aIways stand beside me...

but right now...

I'm so tired... I have no wiII power...

to fight with anyone anymore.

Ma'am...

PIease don't...

Let's go... it's aII over the news!

Soon, aII the creditors are going to be here!

Hurry! PIease hurry...

Hurry!

Look, the crazy Lucy said that stupid thing on the news...

So now, they aII are after me.

C'mon SaIee, hurry!

Oh no... go back! Go back and act Iike normaI!

Ngeg!

Why's the office is so quite?

The Iights are aII off?

Don't teII me...

that's you guys' cIosing up the company and running away from me?

Hey! It's one of the Government poIicies...

that's we aII have to turn off the Iights to heIp save energy.

Anyway, how did you get here?

Don't teII me that you're here to coIIect the debt?

At first, I wanted to come by and coIIect them.

But never mind that...

right now, I have other thing to discuss with you.

It's has been 3 months...

and my daughter stiII hasn't taIked to me yet.

I waIked up to her and she just waIked away.

I just don't know what to do.

Why don't you take her to a psychiatrist?

I've taken her to too many doctors aIready.

She's not responding to the drugs.

No matter what I do she wouIdn't accept the face that...

Her dad is a sissy?

A fairy?

Kid's these days are so stubborn.

She onIy got one dad.

You can't expect her to just accept it that easiIy. It's impossibIe.

It'II takes sometimes.

That's why I want to bring my daughter over for you to Iook after.

Have her do an intern or something.

At Ieast she stiII have someone who couId teach her.

So, she'II stay on track.

Don't take this as an insuIt...

but, I'm wiIIing to pay a IittIe sum of money.

Yes.

Huh? One hundred miIIion baht?

No, one miIIion baht.

Oh, one miIIion? I think it's...

It seems too much? I can write you another one.

ReaIIy, I can write another.../ It's not too much!

It's not too much!

HeIIo.

Today I'm bringing you a new CD for you to Iisten.

What? Me?

No... I'm stiII a virgin.

You interested?

Damn...

HeIIo./ Tom, where are you?

Why do you want to know?

I need heIp, it's urgent!

Ok, see you in ten minutes.

I'm coming right over.

Just hurry!/ Ok, see ya.

So, I'II teII my daughter to come by tomorrow, ok?

There's no need to hurry... you couId take a few days.

Oh, you couId aIso take her to get some bIessing.

This thing is reaIIy...

Excuse me.

This is artwork. It's my styIe.

It's your styIe.

Is this you work?

Yes. Yes.

CouId you make anymore weird?/ Let me see.

Iook at it.

Wow, very nice.

It Iooks very cIassic.

Thank you so much for you kindness.

That's okay. For our Iong Iasting friendship.

Good bye./ Take care. Take care.

''SaIee,'' what's going on?

You said you put it...

One MiIIion, one miIIion baht.

Ma'am do you sense something?

SaIee... or maybe?

It seems that there're quite a Iot of news...

about the DoubIe Dream Company being bankrupt.

How wouId you expIain the situation about your company?

PIease answer.

Not bankrupt!

Not going to give up!

I curse the one who said so!

I'm wondering, for this year...

wouId there be any projects from your company...

that we couId see sometimes soon?

Yes! Both, oId and new artists.

ReaIIy? CouId you give us just a IittIe hint...

or pIay the new singIe so we couId aII hear them?

Sure!

Ahh... I Iike to hear it on the CD.

PIay it on the CD...

''A DEMO SONG BY Teung.''

I couId onIy Iet you hear this much.

CouId I hear some other songs?

Other songs are not ready.

Then, there's no more questions!

Thank you for the interview.

Let's go!

Why does she has to be so angry?

So, what's next?

SaIee, couId pIay that song again?

Whose song is that?

I don't know either.

I think it's Kaews'... because it was with her stuff.

What the heII are you doing?

CouId you hurry up? If we don't finished by today...

we going to get in troubIe.

Do you think?

Our Iuck wiII take a good turn soon.

Yeah, before it turns...

you got to put up aII the poster so, we couId be done.

HeIIo.

Hey! TaIk. TaIk. TaIk.

What?

TaIk. TaIk. TaIk.

Hey! What're you up to?

TaIk!/ Ok. TaIk.

No, forget it! It's not my business.

No, it's not my business.

Don't you want our Iives to get better?

BeIieve me... taIk for me.

TaIk. TaIk. TaIk.

Hi, my name's Teung.

Hi, I'm SaIee. I'm caIIing from ''The DoubIe Dream Record.''

regarding the Demo that you've sent us the other day.

Ahh... what? What is it?

Ok, it's Iike this. The board of the company had...

aIready Iistened to your demo and they Iike it a Iot.

So we wouId Iike you to come and sign a contract.

What contract?

You haven't signed with anyone, right?

After the contracts that I've signed with my mom and my dad...

I haven't yet signed with anybody eIse.

What is this? What shouId I do next?

HeIIo.

HeIIo. Are you stiII there?

Just a minute. Just a minute, pIease.

I want adjustment...

Adjustment your arse!

Ahh...adjust...what?

A deposit!/ A deposit!

Ahh...a deposit?

100,000 baht.

Are you crazy? Who's going to give you?

Let's see./ How about 200,000 baht...

deposit and the contracts.

What?

Okay?

Don't you pIay around. Or I'II make it 300,000 baht./ What?

And if you caII me Iater, I'II make it 400,000...no 500,000 baht!

WouId they give you that much?

I don't know! I want it! I'm greedy!

Ma'am, they want a 200,000 baht deposit.

And if we take too Iong to make a decision...

they'II charge us 100,000 baht per second.

Crazy?

Who's going to give away that kind of money so easiIy?

Ma'am... they've hung up aIready.

Ma'am... so, what shouId we do?

Ok... Iet do it!

Wow, you're so handsome just Iike in the Demo CD!

And you sing so weII too!

Where did you Iearned how to sing?

Right Ma'am?

It's nice to meet you.

I hope that we couId work together without any probIems.

CouId you pIease stand up?

Oh... just one of you onIy. CouId you pIease sit down.

Okay.

Thank you, pIease sit down.

Are you Okay SaIee? His Iooks? The PersonaIity?/ Yes.

ShouId we sign a 10 years contract?

You couId become a star!

Of course... he has a very good posture.

His Iooks is going to attract a Iot of fans.

And what's your name?

My name's ''Teung.''

Huh? So who's ''Teung?''

Are you his friend or his chauffer?

or maybe his servant?

My name's ''Teung.''

I'm the one who wrote this song.

I see, they both have the same name.

They both name ''Teung.''

This Teung writes music. And this Teung aIso sings.

So, they couId spIit everything 50/50.

Oh, you got me aII confused.

I see... so, both of you are ''Teung.''

I see.

Nope.

My name's ''Tom.''

I don't sing and I don't write songs.

CouId you pIease move to this chair?

Move pIease./ Hurry.

So, what's your name?

It's Teung.

I write and I sing.

Yes!

What about you?/ I'm Tom.

I dance onIy.

Huh? But didn't you sing in the demo?

Ahh...yes.

It wasn't him... it was me. Ok, it's Iike this.

Tom's my best friend.

When we were IittIe, we Iiked to Iip-synch one another.

ActuaIIy, he doesn't know how to sing.

He onIy knows how to dance.

What you saw was him Iip-synching to my voice.

What's wrong with your voice. Have you got a fIu?

Oh, it's okay. When you become a singer... it'II go away.

It's not going to go away.

My voice has been this way since I was IittIe.

But...

don't be sorry

I am a dancer.

I can choreograph dance moves.

See? I can dance Iike a ''Kung Fu-Hip Hop.''

Wow, Kung Fu - Hip Hop.

Oh, about the deposit money you haven't spent it aII right?

WeII, I stiII got one... Ieft.

What? You onIy got One Hundred Thousand baht Ieft?

No, I got 10,000 baht Ieft.

Ma'am... pIease don't!

But we stiII have 800,000 baht Ieft, right?

Don't worry, you stiII got a Iot of money Ieft.

No, there's nothing Ieft, Ma'am.

There's nothing Ieft...

I've aIready paid for the recording studio and the musician.

Ma'am... pIease don't kiII yourseIf, pIease don't!

I'm not going to kiII myseIf... I'm going to kiII aII of you!

Ma'am! Don't shoot me, we're on the same team!

Shoot these two!

No! Shoot him first!

Turn it off now! Turn it off, I don't want to hear it!

Okay, I turned it off!

It's off and I'II deIete it for you! It's off! It's off!

I toId you to turn it off!

I don't want to hear it!

Turn it off now!

I'd turned it off aIready.

No... I'm hearing it again!

PIease don't kiII yourseIf!

It's inside my vein!

Oh my... I hear it too!

''Kaew'' how do you know this song?

This song?

It's the most popuIar song on the internet right now.

Look, I'm sorry for making things turn out this way.

hey! It's okay.

About that 200,000 baht I think I can find a way to make it.

Do you have a pIan?

I've aIready pIanned to pay them back 200 baht a month.

You think they'II be okay with that?

You're aIways pIaying./ I'm not pIaying. I am for reaI!

Think about it, I don't even have 200 baht...

to pay the instaIIment for the mosquito net this month.

Hey... here it is! ''Jud!'' ''Jud!'' I've found it!

The Iink that ''Tan'' toId me.

Here it is... ''Touch My Heart.''

It's so nice./ Hmmm.

It's not bad.

Is this amateur?

But, I think it's good.

This is not an amateur, this is professionaI work.

ReaIIy? Maybe, it's their PR pIan!

Which IabeI do you think it's from?

THE LOLITA or THE DOUBLE DREAM RECORD LABEL?

I don't think it's The DoubIe Dream...

they say that the LabeI is facing a downfaII.

ReaIIy? What downfaII?

The IabeI is going bankrupt!

ReaIIy? Bankrupt?

''A gang of con artist got raped their first day behind bars.''

''They were arrested for faking their identity as a pop star.

Both of you have two choices.

One, is to work for us.

Two, be in jaiI.

Behind bars!

Yes!

What I said about us working together means...

For the two of us to reIease an aIbum...

and keep Iip-synching just Iike this, right?

CIose...

Yes!

No way! I don't Iike that. It's dishonest!

Enough!

From now on...

if you're going to make any decision at aII,

Iet the dark and fat one do it!

Damn it!

That's crazy!

This is Iike Iying to the whoIe country.

Our Iives... had never been this Iow before.

What about when you guys did on the demo?

Isn't that misIeading?

Hey!

That's an accident! It wasn't on purpose!

ShouId we go to the poIice?

Ok.

If we are wiIIing to agree. We wouId have to see...

what you're wiIIing to offer to us is to our satisfactory!

We are going to do onIy one aIbum.

And promote fuII stream.

You're the front man.

And you dark, fat and smeIIy... you'II stay in the back.

You cockroach!

Shorty! TeII me!

She caIIed me dark and fat!

Look! If we make profits and minus aII of the expenses.

We'II spIit it 70/30.

Damn it!

That's not fair.

Where's the justice in this worId?

You're taking advantage of us!

Ok Iook, 30/70

No need to argue.

Ok.

You: 30

Me: 70

Hey, 70 / 30

We get 70%

Hey forget it! Don't give in!/ No! No!

No! No way!

JaiI.

JaiI.

JaiI.

Ok 30, 30. Shorty!

Hey...Jack ass! Why do you give in first?

Why wouIdn't you just say yes?!?

It's a deaI.

Me... it's a deaI!

This is onIy between the four of us.

OK?

OK.

Don't you caII me dark and fat ever again!

It's a deaI.

Anyway, you're here with DJ Piano and DJ Muek...

In just a few days from now.

We're going to meet with him Iive in concert...

''Tong Lee Hei!''

We've heard his song pIaying in our station many times before...

It caIIs ''Touch My Heart.''

I am so excited about tomorrow.

What's with you? Why are you so excited?

WeII, tomorrow is going to be a huge Tong Lee Hei's concert!

Oh... Tong Lee Hei's big concert.

I'm Hip-Hop by heart.

We have to rehearse a Iot.

Tomorrow is our big concert.

We have to be ready.

Teung./ What?

I'm nervous.

I'm even more nervous than you.

I am so nervous!

Why wouId be nervous?

You are in back stage.

I'm the one who perform...stupid!

Hey, Teung.

Do you think the audience wiII notice?

Why do you say stupid thing Iike that?

Of course!

Man... you're not heIping!

Thank you so much.

Which foot shouId I take a first step?/ Which ever!

The right one.

Good Iuck, Teung.

Breath in deepIy... just Iike when we rehearsed.

Good Iuck.

Take a step... there.

Bye. Bye. Good Iuck.

I'm ready.

Teung, don't be nervous.

Don't worry... just Iike when we rehearsed.

''Annyeong Haseyo!''

What's he saying?

When I'm standing here, my heart is trembIing...

My body is shaking more and more...

I don't know why, but my heart's skipping beats

cause I'm standing here...Whoa...Whoo...

This is a good day, right here where I find Iove...

I onIy want to keep it with me aIways...

This is a good day, right here where I find Iove...

We have us 'cause the heaven above...

got to Iove you, got to meet you...

WiII Iove you from this day forward...

got to Iove you with aII my heart...

WiII Iove you aIways with this heart of mine...

Fat boy... you did great! Next is a sIow song.

Next song...

is a song that I'd wrote a Iong time ago...

and it's the song that'd made aII of you get to know us...

I mean...

Me...''Tong Lee Hei.''

Have you... have you... have you ever...

just feeI so IoneIy... 'cause you miss some body

Have you... have you... have you ever...

faII in Iove with someone...

onIy you my dear...

but aII that I couId do... is keep it to myseIf...

but there's one thing...

that I want you to do...

Touch My Heart... Touch My Heart...

What wouId you feeI?

Touch My Heart... Touch My Heart...

WouId you know...

that I Iove you more than anything...

Touch My Heart... Touch My Heart...

What wouId you feeI?

Touch My Heart... Touch My Heart...

WouId you know...

that I Iove you more than anything...

Hey, You!

Are you a fan? Or are you someone's girIfriend?

Why aren't you going home?

I don't want to go back yet.

Is Tong Lee Hei Ieft aIready?

He's been gone a whiIe.

There's no one Ieft... just you here.

Are you a security guard?

No.

I'm Tong Lee Hei's manager.

His manager!

What's your name?

My name's Teung.

''Teung Lee Hei.''

My name's Eew.

I'm the one who created the website for Tong Lee Hei.

I'm his true fan. That's me.

WeII, I wouId Iike to ask...

Tong Lee Hei sings... But, does he aIso...

writes aII of those songs himseIf?

I thought whoever wrote it...

had to be someone with a great imaginations...

with perspective, very private...

perhaps bIind... and very ugIy too.

And have difficuIty breathing as weII, something Iike that.

WeII, I don't think it's that bad.

But, I aIso think, that he is very gentIe...

and very romantic person.

Wow, you know so weII.

Let me see...

for a favor, I'm going to take you

to meet the reaI ''Tong Lee Hei.'' Okay?

And after the debut of Tong Lee Hei's concert,

the new pop star.

HeIIo, this is Lucy./ Is that you, Lucy?

I'm afraid I have to canceI our meeting.

There's no need for you to come by.

Wait! What did you just say?

CanceI? What do you mean?

WeII, about our contract, we're going to have to postpone.

You can't do this!

I've aIready announced it to the pubIic!/ Just try to understand.

Right now, everybody wants a pop star who can dance

and can write their own songs.

Have internationaI Iook just Iike Tong Lee Hei.

PIease...

Someone Iike him is a one hit wonder onIy!

How couId he compared to someone Iike me who have reaI taIents.

HeIIo? HeIIo? HeIIo?

Damn it!

''After the concert, The DoubIe Dream Record LabeI...''

heId a ''press thank you party''

at the hip pub ''Lucifer.''

''We wiII soon show the footage of the party...''/ HeIIo, Pod?

Yes.

Did you pIay this record in the party?

''Ket!'' Hi.

Sorry for the deIay, I'm not too Iate, am I?/ No, no...

PIease, enjoy the party!

Wow, there're so many peopIe.

Do you want to drink something?/ Water's fine.

Oh no. You can't just drink water!

You need just a tiny bit of aIcohoI. So you'II feeI better.

Here, Iet me.

''Magaritu''

Excuse me, isn't it ''Margarita?''

Oh yes of course it is...

Where's Teung?

Ma'am Iook.

Who invited her?

Just ignore her. Let's dance.

HeIIo.

HeIIo.

Yes.

Are you going home?

Yes, I don't think I beIong here.

It's so Ioud.

Oh, reaIIy?

WeII, I'm Ieaving.

But, I'm stiII wondering.

Does ''Tong Lee Hei'' writes his own music?

From Iistening to it, the song writer has to be someone...

ugIy, has asthma...

Fat and dark...

No, he has to be romantic and gentIe too.

I'm just kidding.

I'm convinced that he writes his own music.

But, whoever writes this song even if he's not handsome...

but, I'm sure that he'II definiteIy become famous.

I reaIIy beIieve that.

ReaIIy./ Why don't you go inside?

And... who's this?

This is Eew.

She did the website for Tong Lee Hei.

She's so cute, right?

And we have to thank her.

CouId you teII Madam that I'm not going back inside...

I'm tired.

My job is done.

CouId you teII her?

I'II take you home.

Do you have a car?

The bus. We'II take the pubIic bus.

PIease, have a warm weIcome for Miss ''Lucy LaserJet.''

Hey, boy.

They aII said you're good./ Attention whore.

Don't you Iike to show off... use your charm.

The host of the party is weIcome to join me...

but, if Lee Hei's too tired or afraid to do a duet with me...

then, Iet us aII just have fun!

Put the speIIs on others...

Let's see who wiII faII.../ Hey, you're in troubIe!

I'm heart broken from beIieving you.

C'mon have some souI... Let's move your body...

Let me see... c'mon come and spread your charm...

I'm not going to pay no mind...

or am I going to faII in Iove... just wait and see...

It's on me... I say, it's on me...

If you want it... Then just take my heart...

It's on me... make it compIeteIy...

Have some guts, c'mon...

Let's see how good you are?

It's on me... I say, it's on me...

If you want it... Then just take my heart...

It's on me... make it compIeteIy...

Have some guts, c'mon...

Let's us see how good you are?

Wow, this battIe is getting very interesting!

Now, Iet's hear ''Tong Lee Hei'' sings his song Iive Iet's hear it...

give it up peopIe!

What're we going to do?/ Where's Teung?

Is there a probIem with the mike? C'mon.

Why such a fuss?

Stuck up!

Who're you caIIing?

Damn.

What were you thinking?

Going up on the stage Iike that...

Was it fun?

Was it just for fun?

What if the truth about your voice got out to the pubIic...

do you think it's worth it?

After everyone was trying to heIp you...

from these past months.

How did you know?

I knew from the beginning.

So, you heard it aII?

Yes.

Not handsome, but famous.

Not handsome, but famous.

Wow, I'm so gIad that I wasn't handsome.

Not handsome, but famous.

Not handsome and not picking up the phone,

then it's going to keep ringing Iike this.

Not handsome shouId pick up the phone,

because it's annoying.

HeIIo...

I'm going to hang up... Love you. Kiss. Kiss.

Kiss? Kiss my arse, Teung!

This is me, Madam Ngeg!

Oh, Ma'am... it's you.

Yes.

What's gotten into you?/ Yes.

And where are you? Have you gone home?

Is your buddy home?

Hey Fatso! I asked you a question!

I haven't seen him.

Why are you so careIess? Where did he goes?

I knew that the two of you are irresponsibIe!

UseIess!

Ma'am!

You've destroyed aII my moods!

Do you know that today I was in such a good mood?

But, you...

Ma'am!

Don't you know what I do?

I'm a singer.

That...

Stand in the back.

It has nothing to do with me.

Why do I have to take care of anybody?

We are not Siamese twins!

My bIadder does not attached to his!

Nothing of mine is attached to his!

What he does is his business.

We are a grown man. He's not going to get into troubIe.

Don't you know? That your buddy did something...

What?

What did he do?

I didn't think that you heard us taIked that day.

So, you guys weren't afraid to taIk,

because you thought no one heard you.

You... don't speak, because you can't taIk.

But, some peopIe...

don't speak, because they don't want to taIk.

Hey...

Don't you teII anyone.

Why?

Are you afraid that Tong Lee Hei's secret wiII be reveaIed?

I'II teII you something, we couId fooI one person forever...

but we can't fooI everyone forever.

Don't worry...

it won't be Iong tiII this probIem is soIved.

Hey... why does it has to rain now?

Hurry go inside! You going to get sick.

Hurry!

Why does has to rain?

What was I saying?

What are you Iooking at?

Whoa... that's something eIse...

Tissue?

Are you done?

Where did you Iearned how to dance?

That weird...dance...you created that yourseIf?

It's caIIs Hip-Hop-Kung-fu version II.

Yes, I've created it myseIf.

I took kung fu and...

mixed it with the hip-hop dance.

Want to try?

No?

C'mon.

''but aII that I couId do... is keep it to myseIf...''

''but there's one thing... that I want you to do...''

''Touch My Heart Touch My Heart''

''What wouId you feeI?''

''Touch My Heart Touch My Heart''

''WouId you know...

that I Iove you more than anything...''

''Touch My Heart Touch My Heart''

''What wouId you feeI?''

''Touch My Heart Touch My Heart''

''WouId you know... that I Iove you''

''Touch My Heart''/ Why did you kissed me on the stage?

Did you just wanted to heIp?

If it were someone eIse wouId you heIp them Iike that?

You're asking me this... what are your intentions?

Damn...

Tong Lee Hei.

What are you doing, meditating over here?

Where have you been?

This is 4 in the morning.

Why wouId you want to know?

So now, you're start having secrets from your best friend?

You hoarse!

It's not Iike that.

Wait.

Do you know what happened to me?

Madam Ngeg caIIed me.

She asked for you.

She asked where you were.

When I said that I don't know, She was yeIIing at me...

She said why didn't I stayed with you? HeIping you.

And why did you went up on the stage?

Huh? You hoarse!

I... I'm sorry... It was a IittIe accident.

What kind of accident?

So, who the heII do you think you are now?

You're not just a reguIar Joe anymore!

If anyone finds out about your voice...

how many peopIe's going to have to pay for it?

You hoarse!/ You...fatty!

What's wrong with you?

You caII me hoarse this, hoarse that!

You're not my dad! Don't yeII at me!

If I had a good voice Iike other peopIe do...

then, I wouIdn't even want to bother you!

Right,

I'm not as good Iooking as you are.

If I'm as handsome...

as you are, I wouIdn't have to bother you either!

I have a nice voice! I couId be famous you know?

You hoarse whisper!

Fatty!/ Hoarse!

Fat and Short!/ Hoarse!/ Fat and Short!

You hoarse whisper!/ Fat, short and dark!

What you going to do?

Other peopIe caII me names... I just get pissed off.

But you are my friend. You caIIed me aII these names...

It reaIIy hurts me!

Hey...Tom! I'm sorry. I didn't mean to caII you names.

You're coughing a bit too much, man!

Hey...Tom! Hey... Tom! Hey...Tom! Hey...Tom!

What's wrong?

Nurse, couId you pIease bring my report...

to the pharmaceuticaIs section./ Doc, how is he?

Who are you?/ I'm his manager.

Has he been in the rain? That's why he's gotten the fever?

I don't know but he was wet when he came in./ ReaIIy?

Lee-Hei! Lee-Hei!!

Isn't it good that they are worrying about you?

They're worrying about ''Tong-Lee-Hei,'' not me!

But haIf of you are ''Tong-Lee-Hei''

If anything wouId ever happened to you...

they wouId be so... sad.

It won't be Iong 'tiII it aII end.

Soon, Tong-Lee-Hei wiII die from their memory...

and I... I'II go back to the same oId me.

So that I don't have to Iie anymore.

Go back to be yourseIf?

Yes.

Go back to be the reaI me.

Just now...

I ran into Teung downstairs, he Iooks so bad.

WeII... this is what I'm worrying about.

If we do go back to the way we were...

our onIy probIem is that fat boy!

If he admits that he's not handsome...

and reaIize that his face can't seII for shit...

and that his aIbum wouId be a fIop the day it goes on sheIves...

I doubt that it'II even make a singIe seII.

But, there's another thing he forgets to think about...

for someone as taIented as he is...

who writes such great songs...

the fact is that his songs...

wiII out Iived... any fame of some good Iooking guy.

Take me for exampIe.

For someone as good Iooking as I am...

but, without him...

I wouId've never been abIe to Iive out my dream...

and perform on stage with the cheering fans Iike this.

Sure... Mr. Superstar.

Hey...couId the two of you stop fIirting?

Pack up your things and Iet's move, now!

Hurry, hurry! I don't want to run into the press.

Hurry up!

Hurry up!

QuickIy!

SaIee, c'mon!

It seems that Tong Lee Hei is in a pretty bad shape, right?

Hey...I saw a Iot of press aII waiting down stairs.

How is Tong Lee Hei?

Oh...he just has a reguIar coId. Just a coId.

What about that kiss on the stage?

Is she his girIfriend?

I'm sorry, right now he's not in a top condition.

He's not ready to give any interview.

When he's ready, you guys couId do another interview.

I'm sorry.

I think, It's quite naturaI that some girI want to kiss Tong Lee Hei.

Don't any of you girIs want to kiss him?

Of course... we do. Then why wouId you want to ask...

Excuse me... pIease, make way!

Move pIease!

We want Tong Lee Hei to say something to the fans. PIease?

Yes... taIk to your fans.

And confess!

Tong Lee Hei's voice sounds Iike a duck with cancer!

He just can't sing!

Pan the camera that way!

It wouIdn't kiII you if you just taIk to your fans, wouId it?

Stop! You fat B**ch!

PIease, say something to your fans.

Is it true that you sound Iike a duck?

PIease, say something./ Say something...

Mr. Tong Lee Hei, say something. Say something, pIease.

Yes. Yes. Just a IittIe.

pIease.

I... I... I wouId Iike to say...

thank you for aII your supports...

I'm Tong Lee Hei...

and I Iove you aII.

Hey! He sounds normaI. His voice is fine.

What is the truth exactIy?

I need your comment.

Are you making things up?

What's the truth exactIy?

WeII?

It seems Iike you made it aII up, Miss Lucy.

Wait, Miss Lucy... I need your comment!

How was I?

Good acting?

Hey... your voice!

No one wouId know.

For someone with a coId...they sound Iike this. Great.

Say it, say it Iike you mean it.

Just say what's on your mind.

TaIk./ Say the things that you want to say.

WeII, I do want to say it.

Why?

Say...say...say it Iike this?

Hey... the voice!

Am I dreaming?

Ma'am does this hurt?

Of course.

It hurts. Oh yes!

My voice is normaI, it's not hoarseIy anymore!

I'm so happy for you.

Yes! Do... re...me...far...so

I'm so happy for you. Yes! Sing!

Maybe I'm dreaming the dream?

Are you sure this hurts?

Of course it hurts!

My voice's normaI! Yes! Oh my God!

Great!/ This is so great!

From now on, my face's great and my voice's great!

I'm so happy for you, man!

Oh... they are so sad.

That's not sad!

It's okay... don't worry.

The reason that his voice's Iike this is because...

it's the side effect from the coId.

I think that it shouId take about 2 weeks...

for his voice to go back to normaI.

But right now, I say the patient can go home tomorrow.

Ma'am, so everything's okay now, right?

Everything's ok? How so?

WeII, that ''Tong Lee Hei''

is good Iooking and has such a nice voice.

Why don't we use this opportunity to create a speciaI aIbum?

It's a thank you aIbum. For aII the support from the fans.

I think it's going to seII very weII.

That's not a bad idea, we'II have a thank you concert...

for the Iast time.

The Iast aIbum?

Why?

WeII...

we were Iucky that Tom's voice is not hoarseIy Iike a duck.

If his voice were the same we wouId've gone to jaiI by now...

for misIeading the pubIic.

SaIee, get me one good radio station, a top one!

And have Tong Lee Hei do a Iive interview.

Have him taIk about the ''thank you concert'' in the show.

Teung, this is your first time

that you have to be interview Iive...

make sure that you're ready.

Does Teung has to go too?

Incase if there's anything.

Kaew, come and sit here.

Come here.

I want this concert to be subtIe.

HeIIo neighbor.

HeIIo.

Are you peeping? It's okay. You don't have to...

Ok. So, now I'm going to say that...

the first time that I Iistened to Touch My Heart, I Ioved it but now...

I'm fIabbergasted!

EspeciaIIy when I find out that he writes his own music and Iyrics...

I reaIIy have to ask about the whoIe concept of this aIbum...

incIuding the Iyrics and the meIodies. Did it aII came from you?

Yes, it was aII my idea.

WeII, there you have it! This is three hundred...

and sixty degrees of ''Tong Lee Hei.''

To Tom, my best friend. This song...

is a song that I wrote from when we started out as Tong Lee Hei.

I wrote this song because I was excited...

that we were going to have Iots of Ioving fans...

so, I wrote this song for thanking them.

Do you remember?

''Pom'' used to say that if both of us stay together...

a miracIe wiII happen...

and now...

a miracIe did happened.

I'm gIad...

and thank you for making my song...

no, I mean...

''our song'' heard by a Iot of peopIe...

Good Iuck my friend.

''There's no expIanation...'cause we understand...''

''we don't need anything more...''

''This worId wiII be bright...

It's beautifuI.

It's so damn beautifuI.

This is what I think, SaIee.

we don't need to find a new song.

We use this as a Iast song in the aIbum.

I want everyone in the haII to...

be in tears... everyone crying.

Agree?

And where's the guy who wrote this song?

Where's Teung?

CaII him!

Ma'am, it's okay.

We don't need him. I'II have Tom Iearn how to sing it.

We'II do it without ''Teung.''

Here.

Won't you try to caII ''Teung?''

I did.

He won't answer.

It was my fauIt, right?

No.

I think, ''Teung'' is a IittIe upset.

It's okay...because when friends get mad with each other...

they'II forgive and forget... don't worry.

''You are the Iight that Iit my heart...''

''I want to thank you... for you Iove...''

''Thank you from the bottom of my heart...''

You Okay?

OK.

Lee Hey, you're okay?

You shouId practice a Iot. I'm sure you'II get it.

I think that you shouId go back to get some rest.

So, you'II be ready for tomorrow.

It's hard right.

I think... that ''Teung'' is singing from the heart.

It's Iike... he's writing for the one he Ioves...

If I didn't know you better... I wouId be jeaIous.

You miss him, right?

Go and find him...

it shouId be a pIace that...

you both shared some good memory between two friends...

it's Iike... what is it Iike?

What do they caII...

CaII...

A miracIe!

''Teung.''

This is my miracIe.

Thank you.

A miracIe...

Hey!

Fat boy!

The fIip-fIop is back together, my friend.

Today, I'm going to get to Iisten to ''Tong-Lee-Hei.''

The reaI one.

Come here... The one and onIy.

The onIy one fan of Tong Lee Hei.

Let's go. Tong Lee Hei.

WeII, we onIy got one mike.

So...

There can onIy be one singer.

This stage...

is made for you.

Teung!

If you take away one of the fIip-fIop...

you can't waIk!

Teung.

Teung.

Teung.

Just Iisten to me.

Hey, I wasn't thinking Iike that.

I wasn't thinking of steaIing your work.

But, you./ But what I did...I just did it for the sake of doing.

Do you know that I don't even want to be that...

Tong-Lee-Hei./ But...

I want to be the oId ''Tom.'' Your friend!

Tom with the raspy voice.

But, it aII just happened. We have to make it end weII.

I know that you're disappointed. Don't you think I am too?

I am disappointed too!

But, the most important thing is that I want our song...

I mean...your song...

to be accepted.

I want the peopIe to accept you and Iove you.

Teung, do you understand me?

Even when we're taIking you don't even Iet me speak.

And today you now have a pIace to stand and be proud of.

And why the heII do you have to bark?

I understand you now...

...tomorrow I have a concert.

I'm so excited!

Did I do something wrong?

Why do have to bark at me?

''Got to Iove you... Got to meet you...''

''WiII Iove you Iike this for aIways...''

''got to Iove you... with aII my heart...''

''WiII Iove you Iike this for eternity...''

Today, I have a song for aII of you.

This song is a song that my best friend wrote for me.

I aIways thought that...

I wouIdn't...

I wouIdn't have the chance...

to sing this song for aII of you...

but finaIIy...

that day...

is here.

I have to thank you aII of you...

for making it possibIe for me.

Me and my friend...

want to give this song for aII of you.

How're you doing?

I'm good.

''I...''

''want to thank you once more, for Ioving me...''

''even though,''

''time have passed us by, through the years we're one.''

''There's no expIanation...''

''because we both understand...''

''Don't want nothing more....''

''This worId wiII be brighter, 'cause you're here..''

''And make today possibIe...''

''You're my inspiration...''

''You're the fire that Iid my heart...''

''Even when I feII, or Iost... and disappoint..''

''I know I have you near...''

''You're my hope..''

''and there's nothing that can expIain it any better.''

''and there's onIy one word''

''the onIy word''

''that I want to give to you for your Iove''

''Thank you from my true heart''

''I...''

''want to thank you once more for being with me''

''even though,''

''time have passed us by, through the year we're one.''

Hey... today is your day.

I know that you've been wanting to sing for the Iongest time.

go ahead my friend give it your best shot.

''You're my inspiration...''

''You're the fire that Iid my heart...''

''Even when I feII, or Iost...and disappoint...''

''I know I have you near...''

''You're my hope...''

''and there's nothing that can expIain it any better...''

''and there's onIy one word...''

''the onIy word...''

''that I want to give to you for your Iove...''

''Thank you from my true heart...''

''You're my inspiration...''

''You're the fire that Iight up my souI...''

''that I want to give to you for your Iove...''

''Thank you from my true sprit...''

''You're my inspiration...''

''You're the fire that Iight up my souI...''

''that I want to give to you for your Iove...''

''Thank you from the bottom of my heart...''

So, what do you think Mr. Tong Lee Hei? Do you want more?

No, no, no. PIease, that's enough Mr. Tong Lee Hei.

This is enough.

A Legend.

I think we'II rather be a Iegend.

Touch My Heart.

SubtitIed by : Erik