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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,041 --> 00:00:00,041 23.976 2 00:00:05,922 --> 00:00:08,591 [ Seagulls Cty, Ocean Waves Crash ] 3 00:00:21,938 --> 00:00:25,358 Uno, dos, one, two, tres, cuatro. 4 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,194 [''Wooly Bully''] 5 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:33,742 Hey, wooly bully 6 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,869 Watch it now, watch it 7 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,787 Here it comes Here it comes 8 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:44,210 Watch it now He gets you 9 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:54,012 Matty told Hatty 10 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:57,640 About a thing she saw 11 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:00,769 It had two big horns 12 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,729 And a woolyjaw 13 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,940 Wooly bully 14 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,486 Wooly bully That's right 15 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:12,697 Wooly bully, wooly bully 16 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:15,241 Wooly bully 17 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:19,496 Hatty told Matty 18 00:01:19,662 --> 00:01:23,458 Let's don't take no chance 19 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:26,503 Let's not be L seven 20 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,463 Come and learn to dance 21 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:31,508 Wooly bully 22 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:35,011 Wooly bully 23 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:39,474 Wooly bully, wooly bully Wooly bully 24 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,268 Watch it now Watch it, watch it 25 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:46,231 Hey 26 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:51,820 Hey, that's right 27 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,699 Right, right, right 28 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:04,499 [ Ferry Whistle ] 29 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:17,554 Hey, wooly bully Watch it now 30 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,306 Here it comes Here it comes 31 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,851 [ Indistinct Chatter] 32 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:36,614 Matty told Hatty 33 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:38,825 About a thing she saw... 34 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:42,454 - Freddie! - I dropped something. 35 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:45,040 Ralph, talk to him. 36 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,459 Listen to your father. 37 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:50,545 - From there we can see Cape Cod. - We were just there! 38 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:53,381 We could have stayed and saved $ 1 2.00. 39 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:58,094 Allen, don't you want to see Cape Cod? 40 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:01,639 You know where we are if you change your mind. 41 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,451 - Allen! - [ Alarm Bell, Whistle ] 42 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:28,541 Oh, my God.! 43 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:53,316 [ Bell Ringing ] 44 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,153 Thanks a lot. Thanks. 45 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,740 You okay, Allen? Lend me a towel. 46 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:03,159 Why did you do that? 47 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,383 Come on, son. 48 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,817 [ Ferry Whistle ] 49 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:42,198 [ Woman Over P.A. System ] Augie, pick up line four, please. 50 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:51,291 - Where are my cherries? - Mr. McCulloch, 51 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:54,169 they came in, but there was a fog-- 52 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:57,047 If I don't get my cherries in 5 minutes, 53 00:04:57,255 --> 00:05:00,258 you don't get your money and you starve and you die. 54 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,761 Jerry? 55 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:07,140 - Where are McCulloch's cherries? - They're here, 56 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,392 but you gotta take a look. 57 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:12,187 Ah, Mr. McCulloch, be right back. 58 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:15,106 Where are my cherries? 59 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,819 Augie, did you grow these under your arms? 60 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,405 Jesus, snails with stems. Get them outta here! 61 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:24,741 - George, get them out of here. - You got it. 62 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:29,412 Bauer. Thank you. Honey, what's up? 63 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:33,083 We get a lot of rain and cherries get slime. 64 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:35,877 -I can't hear ya. -You agreed to take these off our hands. 65 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:39,673 - When the hell did I agree to that? - Not you, your brother. 66 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,675 Ah, all right. 67 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,677 Victoria, I can't hear you. 68 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:46,137 What I'm doing is important too. 69 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,098 My brother bought your slimy cherries? 70 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,475 Yeah. We were playing poker. 71 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,477 He had two pair. I had a flush. 72 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:55,730 He had no cash, so we worked this out. 73 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:59,442 [ Tires Screech ] 74 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:02,821 [ Car Radio ] 75 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:06,950 Who put this goddamn fruit here? 76 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:09,369 I'm all right, if anyone's concerned. 77 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,955 Good morning, Freddie. 78 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,623 Allen! Allen! 79 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,750 A simple ''yes'' or ''no.'' 80 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,461 I made it. I'm in Penthouse magazine. 81 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,797 They printed my letter! 82 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:23,216 Listen, I'm very happy. 83 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,176 I'm in the Forum section. 84 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:27,637 The story's entitled, ''A Lesbian No More.'' 85 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:30,098 They printed every word. It's a beautiful story. 86 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,517 I want copies for everybody. 87 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:34,644 Augie, good to see you! 88 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,604 Great game. We gotta do that more. 89 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,815 - Can we talk? - Great poker player. 90 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:41,985 - Cheats like a son of a bitch! - We have to talk. 91 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:45,780 - Missing petty cash? It was the cleaning girl. - I don't care. 92 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:48,033 You don't? I admit the whole thing. 93 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,285 I still don't care about it. 94 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,954 I love this guy! Do you hear me? 95 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:54,956 - Gimme a kiss. - Oh, Freddie. 96 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,167 Too big to kiss your older brother? 97 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,673 I love this guy's head. 98 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:06,217 Here's a buck. Wash my car. 99 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:09,262 Bauer! Where are my-- 100 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,389 Your cherries, yes. 101 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:14,851 Believe me, you won't be satisfied with what we have. 102 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:18,188 You're ruined! Everyone's gonna know you left me dry. 103 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,315 You're finished, a ghost. 104 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,234 - How'd you like bananas at cost? - Deal! 105 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:26,071 Set up our friend with bananas at cost. 106 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:29,282 Allen, wait. I've got to get out early. 107 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:32,077 Gee, right. Today's the big day. 108 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:34,496 Ushers have to be early too. 109 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,456 - I'll be there. - Okay. 110 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:42,337 [ Woman On P.A.] Will someone get thoseJonathans off the truck? 111 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,508 Any messages, Mrs. Stimler? 112 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,968 Yes. 113 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,515 What are they? 114 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:57,686 Huh? Oh, 115 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:01,022 your father wants you to call him back. 116 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:05,485 Mrs. Stimler, our father passed away five years ago. 117 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:08,697 - Remember? - Right. 118 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,866 Should I get him for you? 119 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:16,037 No, no. We'll-- I'll take care of it. 120 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:18,665 You just get back to work. 121 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:29,050 - What's with her? - A little accident over the weekend. 122 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:31,845 Got hit in the head by some lightning. 123 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:35,724 It's not funny, Freddie! 124 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:38,727 I'm sorry. That's not funny. 125 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:41,896 Besides, she can still do certain things. 126 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,399 Like jump-start a car? 127 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,444 [ Laughing ] Jump-start a car.! 128 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,904 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 129 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:53,450 -What the hell are you doing down here? -Maybe I went... 130 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:56,786 - to the ''Club A'' last night. -Something new for you. 131 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:59,581 Maybe I met Mr. Buyrite, owner of Buyrite Markets. 132 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:02,334 Maybe we had a few drinks. 133 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,754 And maybe,just maybe... 134 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,881 we're his new produce suppliers. 135 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:11,593 I'm proud of you. That's great.! Which store? 136 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:15,305 Not which store, the whole chain. 137 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:18,683 I hope you are joking with me. 138 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,143 Think big, be big. 139 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,479 He was a colonel. I made up a stoty... 140 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,981 about you being wounded in Nam and he wants to do business. 141 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:27,108 He's coming this morning. 142 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:30,653 Great, Freddie. It's only chaos down here. 143 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,615 - Augie brings me slimy cherries. -So what? 144 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:37,369 -Jerty's getting married tomorrow. - So what? 145 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:39,662 I was drinking with this bum all night. 146 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:42,916 - I'm busting my buns. - East 77 th Street. 147 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:46,586 - Come on, you can handle this deal. - Yeah, I'll handle it. 148 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:50,340 - Your desk looks like a pigsty. - I have a system. 149 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,759 -[ Buzzer ] - Phone for you. 150 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:56,638 Yes? All right. Thank you. 151 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,890 Hi, Victoria. I'm sorry. 152 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,809 I forgot to call you back. 153 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,561 What's the matter? Your voice sounds funny. 154 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:06,147 What? Now? 155 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,567 You're moving out of the apartment now? 156 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:12,487 While we're talking? 157 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:16,074 Yeah, I know we were going to talk about it. 158 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:19,828 Victoria, this is a little impulsive. 159 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,831 If we were married you wouldn't move out like this. 160 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,250 - She might. Sure. - Get off. 161 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,377 - Was that you? - Get off the phone! 162 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:30,213 - I'm so sorry! - Not you. 163 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,882 Why not tell a guy you're on the phone? 164 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,551 [ Door Closes ] 165 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:37,345 What do you mean, ''Do I love you?'' 166 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,224 Well, I-- 167 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:45,186 Well, we met and-- 168 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,816 You moved in, didn't you? 169 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:55,697 Well, it's-- it's just a very complicated thing. 170 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:58,533 Hey, do you love me? 171 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,703 Well, there you go. 172 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,375 There she went. 173 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,756 [ Woman's Voice ] What a huge wedding. 174 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,799 [ Church Bells ] 175 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:20,555 Cindy, hi. 176 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,976 - How are you? - How are you? 177 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,145 Excuse me. 178 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,439 You look so pretty.! 179 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:35,987 Darn! My flash never works! 180 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,865 Figures. My mother-in-law gave it to me. 181 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:43,953 - [ Allen ] Get up.! - What? What? 182 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,499 It was embarrassing when you were 1 0. 183 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:50,210 If something works for me, I stick with it! 184 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,878 I've been thinking. 185 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:54,589 I intend to get more involved with business. 186 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:57,842 I mean that this time. I know the business. 187 00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:01,054 I was there at the beginning with Dad. 188 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:05,308 Do we sell fruit and vegetables or just fruit? 189 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:09,270 By the time I came home, she was already gone. 190 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,731 - Victoria left, huh? - Yeah. 191 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:14,442 You know why she left me? 192 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:17,862 - Because I didn't love her. - That bitch. 193 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:22,117 Hi. Anywhere but the first three rows. 194 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,453 - Anywhere but the first three rows. - Hey! 195 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:28,289 Hi, Freddie. Allen, where's Victoria? 196 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,751 She's sick, and she can't make it. 197 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:34,462 - I'm sorry. - Hey! 198 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:39,801 Can you answer me why I didn't love her, Freddie? 199 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,761 She had everything. 200 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,514 She was bright, sensitive, beautiful. 201 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,933 - Hey, Allen.! - Hi. 202 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:52,147 - Where's Victoria? - She can't make it because of the flu. 203 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,733 - Give her my love. - You bet! Sure. 204 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,403 I can't even give her my love! 205 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:02,032 Something in here is not working. 206 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,659 There are worse organs not to be working. Ha! 207 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:08,038 Hi, guys. Bauer, where's your pretty lady? 208 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:09,998 She's not coming! Okay? 209 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:12,500 Do you want your money back? 210 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:17,881 Well, I don't know. Maybe it's for the best. 211 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:21,051 - Hey, Allen. - She left me! My life's a shambles. 212 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,345 That's the news. Want the weather? 213 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,889 Anywhere but the first three rows! 214 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:31,227 Lighten up on the guy. That's the bride's brother. 215 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:34,022 Drinking is a matter of algebraic ratios. 216 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:39,903 How drunk you get depends on how much alcohol you consume... 217 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:43,156 in relation to your total body weight. 218 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,325 It's not that you had too much to drink, 219 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,911 it's that you're too skinny! 220 00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:50,205 - Marceau, more drinks here. - No. 221 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:54,042 - Freddie, I don't want to get drunk. - But you are. 222 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,670 A sober person would have reached for the pretzels. 223 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,422 - Is he going to be there long? - I don't know. 224 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:03,218 - Oh, I'm on the bar. - You're on the bar. 225 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,345 Come on, off the bar. 226 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:08,223 This stool is in your way. Let me move it. 227 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,266 Oh, oh, you fell. 228 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:15,230 That hurt. You're not having a good day. 229 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,191 - Wasn't that a beautiful wedding? - That was. 230 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,778 It was. It really was. 231 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,948 - The most gorgeous ceremony-- - A lovely... 232 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,908 [ Growls ] 233 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,411 - How ya doing? - Fine. 234 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,538 The fabulous Freddie Bauer here. 235 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:34,916 - Where did you get those? - My grandmother. 236 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,627 - She left them to me. - She did? 237 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:40,213 - They're beautiful. - Thank you. 238 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,923 Hi. 239 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,175 - Hi. - Hi. 240 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,594 You guys are in love, aren't you? 241 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,763 We just met. 242 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,183 That doesn't matter. I know about these things. 243 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,436 I can see. I can tell. 244 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,646 You two guys, you're in love. 245 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:59,065 I think that's beautiful. 246 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,735 Thanks. 247 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,115 I don't live too far. 248 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:10,577 Let's go to my place for a quiet drink. 249 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:14,456 Do I expect too much out of life? 250 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,500 My dress! I can't believe this. 251 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,545 - I'm sorry. - Hey, what are you doing? 252 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:23,506 Both of you. You're both crazy! 253 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,508 I'm sorry. Look-- 254 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,927 I don't ask that much, do I? 255 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,888 I don't ask to be famous, rich, 256 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:33,683 or play center field for the Yankees. 257 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,811 I just want to meet a woman... 258 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,481 and fall in love, and get married. 259 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,691 And I want to have a kid, 260 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:44,444 and I want to see him play a tooth in the school play. 261 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,488 It's not much. 262 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,741 But I'm kidding myself. 263 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:52,160 It's never going to happen. 264 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,662 I'm going to grow old... 265 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,999 and grow lonely, and I'm gonna die; 266 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:02,045 and I'll be surrounded by a bunch of rotten fruit. 267 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,049 - Freddie? - No kidding! 268 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,801 Freddie? 269 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:12,138 Allen! I want you to meet some friends of mine. 270 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,724 This is Tawny, and this is Jill. 271 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,685 - I'm Tawny. - You're Tawny Tiger! 272 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:19,354 And this is Jill, a four-letter word. 273 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,356 - My brother, Allen. - Hi. 274 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:24,359 - Freddie, can I talk to you? - Absolutely. 275 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,361 Excuse me. 276 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:28,822 I'll be right back. We'll whisper some more. 277 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,241 I've got some whispering for you! 278 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:33,201 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 279 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:36,204 Pack your bags. We're going to Rio! 280 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,623 They have a timesharing condominium. 281 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,543 We're gonna share some time with them. 282 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,753 No, I'm going to Cape Cod. 283 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,839 What are you talking about? 284 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,799 Why would you go to Cape Cod? 285 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,510 Because I like Cape Cod. 286 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,470 I feel better up there. 287 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:55,306 I look at the water and feel closer to something. 288 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:58,727 - Cape Cod over Rio? Are you all right? - Yeah. 289 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:02,188 - Let me drive you up there. - No, no. 290 00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:04,149 - You got enough money? - I've got plenty. 291 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,651 - Yeah? - Thanks. 292 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,611 Can I have some then? 293 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,243 [ Tapping ] 294 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,458 - Where to? - Cape Cod, Massachusetts. 295 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,793 [ Tires Screech ] 296 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,254 You break that, you pay for it. 297 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:29,257 Well, I'm sorry. I usually enjoy... 298 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,593 smashing the glass with my face. 299 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:35,597 That's about 300 miles. You got the cash? 300 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:38,350 What is this? 301 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,317 [ Crickets Chirp, Frogs Croak ] 302 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,456 [ Walter ] Careful with that. 303 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,375 Be careful with that! 304 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,002 What do you think you're loading? 305 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,422 This is delicate scientific equipment. 306 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:14,594 Hold it. Put it down. You see that? It says, ''This end up.'' 307 00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:17,013 Know what that means? This end up! 308 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:20,433 Why don't you try holding that end up? 309 00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:23,311 All right, get away! 310 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:27,148 I'll do it myself. Get away. Give me a hand. 311 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,072 Easy. 312 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:36,991 - Move that-- - Excuse me. 313 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:41,037 - Morning. - Morning. 314 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:43,039 Ah, 315 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,834 I was dropped off on the wrong side of the beach. 316 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,461 Could you take me over to the island? 317 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,215 Well, ah, we're not-- 318 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,175 We're not going-- 319 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:57,512 We're taking the boat. We're not going out there! 320 00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:01,057 Have you seen anyone else along this beach? 321 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,852 No,just me and the moron twins. 322 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,604 We're not twins. 323 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,277 - What is all this stuff? - I knew it! 324 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:15,572 Who sent you up here? Dr. Ross from Chicago? 325 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,782 Who's Dr. Ross from Chicago? 326 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,910 Who's Dr. Ross? You're very good. 327 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,204 I suppose you're some harmless beachcomber... 328 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,374 who happens to wear a tuxedo! 329 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:29,127 How dare you try and horn in on someone else's research! 330 00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,087 I'm just a guy-- 331 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,548 Walter Kornbluth is not to be taken advantage of. 332 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:37,844 Just stay out of my way, sonny. 333 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,556 All right, let's move out! 334 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:51,566 A guy down the beach runs people out to the island. 335 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,860 What's the name? 336 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,779 The guy or the island? 337 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,282 I'll find him. 338 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,242 [ Boat Motor] 339 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,580 What's the matter? You look nervous. 340 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:08,333 Yeah. The truth is, FatJack, 341 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,086 I don't know how to swim. 342 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,129 - You can't swim? - No, sir. 343 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:16,341 Then you wouldn't want me to do this. 344 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:19,135 Stop! Ah, don't! 345 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:22,722 Please, cut it out! There's water coming in the boat! 346 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,058 I'm just having a little fun. 347 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:28,728 - Well, don't. - [ Motor Sputters ] 348 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,606 What is that? What's the matter? 349 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:35,193 When I rocked the boat, I must have got water in the engine. 350 00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:38,029 I can fix it. I'm mechanical. 351 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:41,241 [ Hammering ] 352 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,621 Did you fix it? 353 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:49,791 No. I'll go back for the other boat. 354 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,751 What? 355 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,548 Where are you going, Mr. FatJack? 356 00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,551 Back to the dock. It's only a few miles. 357 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:02,971 I can swim it. I'll be back with the little boat. 358 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:06,349 The little boat? 359 00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:22,490 I knew it. I knew that guy was spying on me. 360 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,951 I want to go down! 361 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,789 Mr. Cornbeef? 362 00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:32,167 Kornbluth! 363 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,544 Whatcha looking for down there? 364 00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,838 Buried treasure? 365 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,965 Want to know what I'm looking for? 366 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,884 I'll tell ya. 367 00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:44,971 None of your goddamn business, that's what! 368 00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:47,265 Get out of my way! 369 00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:55,565 Let's pee down his air hose. 370 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,859 [ Laughter] You get that. 371 00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:18,088 Piece of shit. 372 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:25,595 - [ Scream ] - [ Boat Motor ] 373 00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:28,098 [ Gasping ] 374 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:30,642 [ Boat Motor ] 375 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,811 Ahh! 376 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:42,195 [ Gasping ] 377 00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:47,325 Ah, gee. 378 00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:48,827 [ Bang ] 379 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,524 Ohhh! 380 00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:24,571 Ohh. 381 00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:28,283 [ Spitting ] 382 00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:33,705 Ouch! 383 00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:36,332 Ouch. 384 00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:38,793 [ Moans ] 385 00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:58,229 Hello. 386 00:23:58,396 --> 00:24:02,192 You have any idea how I got here? 387 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,027 Did you save me? 388 00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:11,576 Ah, 389 00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:13,953 do you speak English? 390 00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:54,536 Hey! Come back! 391 00:24:54,619 --> 00:24:56,871 Hey, come back! Please? 392 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:59,207 Just tell me who you are. 393 00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:02,752 I've gotta talk to you. Can I call you? What's your number? 394 00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:05,714 I don't know how to swim. 395 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:09,175 I don't know how to swim! Come back. 396 00:25:09,259 --> 00:25:11,886 Why didn't I learn how to swim? 397 00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:14,305 Please,just-- 398 00:26:14,532 --> 00:26:16,117 [ Gasp ] 399 00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:18,745 It's a mermaid. It's her! 400 00:26:19,037 --> 00:26:21,373 [ Shouts ] Wait a minute. 401 00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:24,376 Wait a minute.! Don't go. 402 00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:27,587 Come back. 403 00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:30,006 I gotta take your picture. 404 00:26:31,091 --> 00:26:32,592 Hold it. 405 00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,226 [ Honking ] 406 00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:07,937 [ Chattering ] 407 00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:17,822 Hi, Mrs. Stimler. 408 00:28:17,989 --> 00:28:21,034 Hi. What happened to your head? 409 00:28:21,117 --> 00:28:24,746 - Lightning? - No, a boat hit me. 410 00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:29,000 - Mrs. Stimler? - Yes? 411 00:28:29,167 --> 00:28:32,754 - Nothing. - So nice to have you back. 412 00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:37,217 Welcome to the Statue of Liberty. 413 00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:39,594 The statue is a gift from French citizens... 414 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:43,473 and symbolizes hope for oppressed people. 415 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:47,268 Over the past centuty, she has seen the skyline, 416 00:28:47,435 --> 00:28:51,856 which once she dwarfed, rise in mountains of stone and steel. 417 00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:55,860 If you'll go inside, the tour will continue. 418 00:28:56,027 --> 00:28:58,279 Come on. Here we go. 419 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:00,865 Let's go. We're backing up. 420 00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:03,576 You've got feet, use them.! 421 00:29:03,702 --> 00:29:08,498 Don't touch my hat. Do not ever touch my hat. That's it. 422 00:29:08,665 --> 00:29:11,501 Up-up-up-up-up-up. Okay. 423 00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:13,795 Welcome to the Statue of Liberty. 424 00:29:13,878 --> 00:29:16,923 The statue is a gift from French citizens. 425 00:29:17,007 --> 00:29:20,301 It has come to symbolize hope for naked women everywhere. 426 00:29:20,427 --> 00:29:22,262 Bocci balls! 427 00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:24,723 - [ Screams ] - Hey, hey. 428 00:29:24,848 --> 00:29:27,100 Come on. Don't be doing that. 429 00:29:27,183 --> 00:29:30,395 Take a picture of me, Vinnie. 430 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,814 Vinnie, take my picture. 431 00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:36,443 You get it? You get it! 432 00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:40,655 The statue was a gift from French people. 433 00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:42,991 Get out of the way. What's going on? 434 00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:48,580 Okay, miss. This ain't California. We don't go for this. 435 00:29:48,705 --> 00:29:51,958 [ Booing ] 436 00:29:58,006 --> 00:30:00,675 [ Boat Whistle ] 437 00:30:06,264 --> 00:30:09,309 - What's your name? - She don't speak no English. 438 00:30:09,392 --> 00:30:12,479 - And you do? - Here. She was carrying this. 439 00:30:12,562 --> 00:30:14,397 What's this? 440 00:30:16,733 --> 00:30:18,943 Who's this guy? 441 00:30:20,945 --> 00:30:23,365 Is that enough? Do you want some more? 442 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:26,284 That's all we can handle. Let's talk terms. 443 00:30:26,451 --> 00:30:28,703 - He doesn't have a clue. - Don't worry. 444 00:30:28,787 --> 00:30:30,622 We'll move it out in the morning. 445 00:30:30,789 --> 00:30:33,208 Bauer. Your brother told me about... 446 00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:35,168 your unfortunate experience in Vietnam. 447 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,546 Huh? 448 00:30:38,755 --> 00:30:41,758 The incident in Vietnam. Remember? 449 00:30:43,259 --> 00:30:47,138 The grenade still bother you? You're wearing a bandage. 450 00:30:47,305 --> 00:30:49,557 Page him. Hey, Al? 451 00:30:49,641 --> 00:30:51,476 - Yeah? - Phone. 452 00:30:51,643 --> 00:30:53,520 Um, excuse me. 453 00:30:55,438 --> 00:30:57,732 Thanks,Jerry. Yeah? 454 00:30:57,899 --> 00:31:00,360 Allen Bauer. Speaking. 455 00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:08,368 Yeah. On my way! 456 00:31:08,535 --> 00:31:10,370 I believe this-- 457 00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:14,374 Allen, where are you going? 458 00:31:14,499 --> 00:31:15,959 Allen! 459 00:31:18,003 --> 00:31:20,755 - What happened? - Telephone. 460 00:31:20,964 --> 00:31:24,050 He was on the phone in Nam when the grenade went off. 461 00:31:24,134 --> 00:31:27,053 Ever since then, he runs, 462 00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:29,389 gets in a car, and drives away. 463 00:31:29,472 --> 00:31:32,017 - Oh. - I don't know why. 464 00:31:32,142 --> 00:31:34,060 - It just happens. - Oh. 465 00:31:34,227 --> 00:31:36,062 Let's review this. 466 00:31:36,271 --> 00:31:39,024 [ Siren ] 467 00:31:57,751 --> 00:31:59,586 Pardon me. Excuse me! 468 00:31:59,753 --> 00:32:02,380 - [ Bell Rings ] - Mr. Police Officer? 469 00:32:02,547 --> 00:32:04,966 Hey! Take it easy. 470 00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:06,968 What do you want? 471 00:32:07,135 --> 00:32:09,471 My name's Allen Bauer. You guys called me. 472 00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:12,849 Any of you guys call for an Allen Bauer? 473 00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:16,561 Bauer. Yeah. That's for her. 474 00:32:16,728 --> 00:32:18,563 Right over there. 475 00:32:40,627 --> 00:32:42,462 Hi. 476 00:32:50,303 --> 00:32:52,305 I take it you know this girl? 477 00:32:53,723 --> 00:32:55,558 Yeah, I do. 478 00:32:55,725 --> 00:32:57,560 Who is she? 479 00:32:59,729 --> 00:33:01,523 I don't know. 480 00:33:01,731 --> 00:33:03,983 Of course. 481 00:33:16,705 --> 00:33:19,374 Afternoon. You're home early. 482 00:33:19,541 --> 00:33:21,584 Yeah. 483 00:33:27,632 --> 00:33:29,467 Uh, 484 00:33:29,634 --> 00:33:31,886 that doorway spins. 485 00:33:32,012 --> 00:33:34,723 Want to get this fixed, Timmy? 486 00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:43,148 - Hi. - Hello. 487 00:34:29,361 --> 00:34:31,946 [ Allen Sings ] 488 00:34:32,155 --> 00:34:34,824 Zip-a-dee-doo-dah Zip-a-dee-ay 489 00:34:34,991 --> 00:34:38,286 Mr. Bluebird's on my shoulder 490 00:34:38,370 --> 00:34:41,873 It's the truth, it's actual Everything is satisfactual 491 00:34:41,998 --> 00:34:44,918 Zip-a-dee-doo-dah Zip-a-dee-ay 492 00:34:45,001 --> 00:34:47,003 My, oh, my What a wonderful day 493 00:34:47,212 --> 00:34:50,006 Room service. I didn't know what you liked, 494 00:34:50,173 --> 00:34:53,885 so I got you a choice. Fruity Pebbles, pancakes-- 495 00:34:54,052 --> 00:34:56,179 No. No. No-no-no-no-no-no-no. 496 00:34:56,304 --> 00:34:59,933 I've got to get back to work. That will keep you company. 497 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:04,229 When I come back from work, we'll get some dinner, 498 00:35:04,354 --> 00:35:06,648 and pick you up some clothes. 499 00:35:06,815 --> 00:35:09,442 Not that you don't look spectacular in my robe. 500 00:35:09,609 --> 00:35:12,404 Okay? Bye-bye. 501 00:35:15,198 --> 00:35:17,575 No. Please. 502 00:35:17,701 --> 00:35:19,661 You're gonna put me in the hospital. 503 00:35:19,661 --> 00:35:22,455 It's about 3:00. I really have to get back. 504 00:35:22,956 --> 00:35:25,083 You are wonderful. 505 00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:27,627 Bye-bye. Bye. 506 00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:32,507 [ TV] 507 00:35:32,632 --> 00:35:36,344 Things don't get started again until 4:00. 508 00:35:42,142 --> 00:35:44,644 Let's not be so choosy with these onions. 509 00:35:44,811 --> 00:35:47,814 Some of these are perfectly good onions. 510 00:35:47,939 --> 00:35:50,525 [ Allen ] Evetybody, zip-a-dee-doo-dah.! 511 00:35:50,734 --> 00:35:54,195 Zip-a-dee-doo-dah Zip-a-dee-ay 512 00:35:54,362 --> 00:35:57,866 My, oh, my What a wonderful day 513 00:35:58,033 --> 00:36:00,869 Plenty of sunshine heading my way 514 00:36:01,036 --> 00:36:03,830 Zip-a-dee-doo-dah Zip-a-dee-ay 515 00:36:03,997 --> 00:36:07,542 Mr. Mango on my shoulder 516 00:36:07,667 --> 00:36:11,212 - Freddie, dance with me! - Please, not in front of the teamsters. 517 00:36:11,379 --> 00:36:14,382 - Come on, they're happy guys. - You're a rotten lead. 518 00:36:14,507 --> 00:36:16,718 I've got the Buyrite contracts ready. 519 00:36:16,843 --> 00:36:18,553 - Want to check them? - No. 520 00:36:18,553 --> 00:36:20,347 You check them. 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Manhattan, 563 00:39:54,060 --> 00:39:55,895 the Bronx, Brooklyn, Syosset, Paramus, 564 00:39:56,062 --> 00:39:58,690 East Brunswick, Union, Westchester, Westbuty and Norwalk. 565 00:39:58,857 --> 00:40:02,360 [ Humming ] 566 00:40:02,485 --> 00:40:06,573 Zip-a-dee-doo-dah Hello? 567 00:40:07,907 --> 00:40:10,618 I'm home.! 568 00:40:21,004 --> 00:40:22,839 [ Ding ] 569 00:40:27,802 --> 00:40:29,888 - I'm looking for a girl, Timmy. - 200 bucks. 570 00:40:30,013 --> 00:40:32,474 No, the blonde I came in with. 571 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:35,310 - Oh, she left. - Any idea where? 572 00:40:35,518 --> 00:40:38,313 - I put her in a cab. - To where, Timmy? 573 00:40:38,521 --> 00:40:41,191 - Bloomingdale's. - Bloomingdale's. Great. Thanks. 574 00:40:41,358 --> 00:40:44,652 Yo! Hey, taxi! Hey! 575 00:40:44,778 --> 00:40:46,613 Halt, taxi, please! 576 00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:49,074 She works hard for the money 577 00:40:49,199 --> 00:40:52,494 Come on, come on. Let's go! 578 00:40:52,660 --> 00:40:56,456 She works hard for the money so you better treat her right 579 00:40:56,623 --> 00:40:59,918 Excuse me, miss, we're getting ready to close. 580 00:41:00,043 --> 00:41:02,879 She's been here for six hours. 581 00:41:04,589 --> 00:41:06,925 Excuse me, miss. 582 00:41:07,050 --> 00:41:09,511 I'm going to insist that-- 583 00:41:09,678 --> 00:41:13,139 that you stop doing that. 584 00:41:16,226 --> 00:41:18,937 She's exercising. 585 00:41:20,814 --> 00:41:23,566 Give her... a minute. 586 00:41:23,733 --> 00:41:25,777 Sir, we're closing. 587 00:41:25,902 --> 00:41:28,363 I know. Just give me three minutes. 588 00:41:28,488 --> 00:41:30,740 - Come back. - Three minutes. You can time me! 589 00:41:33,284 --> 00:41:35,912 Oh, thank God. 590 00:41:36,079 --> 00:41:38,206 Excuse me. Do you know this woman? 591 00:41:38,289 --> 00:41:40,959 Yeah.Just don't ask me her name. 592 00:41:41,126 --> 00:41:43,420 We've been trying to tell her it's closing time, 593 00:41:43,586 --> 00:41:45,839 but she doesn't seem to understand. 594 00:41:45,922 --> 00:41:48,717 That's because she doesn't speak English. 595 00:41:48,883 --> 00:41:52,721 Hello, Allen. How was your day? 596 00:41:53,930 --> 00:41:55,849 I never went to college, 597 00:41:56,016 --> 00:41:58,268 but wasn't that English? 598 00:41:58,393 --> 00:42:00,228 Thank you for letting me use your television. 599 00:42:00,395 --> 00:42:03,398 It was very educational. 600 00:42:04,899 --> 00:42:06,735 It's all right, miss. 601 00:42:09,696 --> 00:42:11,573 What's your name? 602 00:42:11,740 --> 00:42:14,367 It's hard to say in English. 603 00:42:14,367 --> 00:42:17,370 Well,just say it in your language. 604 00:42:17,746 --> 00:42:20,123 All right. My name is... 605 00:42:20,290 --> 00:42:22,375 [ Screech ] 606 00:42:34,637 --> 00:42:37,807 Hey, how 'bout those Knicks? 607 00:42:37,932 --> 00:42:42,020 I'm confused why you haven't said anything until now. 608 00:42:42,145 --> 00:42:45,357 - I didn't know English. - I see. Now you do? 609 00:42:45,482 --> 00:42:48,026 I learned from television. It's wonderful! 610 00:42:48,151 --> 00:42:50,779 I'll ask questions and if you answer correctly, 611 00:42:50,945 --> 00:42:53,281 you can win one of these prizes. 612 00:42:53,406 --> 00:42:55,992 A wall clock, matching washer and dryer, 613 00:42:56,159 --> 00:42:58,203 or a brand-new car! 614 00:42:58,328 --> 00:43:00,288 Let me go first, okay? 615 00:43:00,413 --> 00:43:02,248 Who are you? Where are you from? 616 00:43:02,415 --> 00:43:04,250 Begin when you were born... 617 00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:06,753 and finish when you blew up the TV's. 618 00:43:14,135 --> 00:43:16,596 Pretty. 619 00:43:16,763 --> 00:43:20,975 Well, yeah. I've never thought about it before. 620 00:43:22,018 --> 00:43:23,895 Are you from Cape Cod? 621 00:43:26,022 --> 00:43:29,150 No, I'm from another place. 622 00:43:29,275 --> 00:43:33,863 Yeah? I've got a cousin from there. Ha-ha-ha. 623 00:43:36,282 --> 00:43:38,076 Are you an American? 624 00:43:38,535 --> 00:43:40,412 No. 625 00:43:40,578 --> 00:43:44,290 Then why were you in Cape Cod and now New York? 626 00:43:44,457 --> 00:43:48,294 - How did the cops find you naked? - What's that? 627 00:43:48,461 --> 00:43:50,463 What? The music? 628 00:43:50,547 --> 00:43:53,133 I like music! I heard some in the television, 629 00:43:53,258 --> 00:43:55,385 Dance Fever. 630 00:43:55,510 --> 00:43:59,139 Hey, I love you, girl 631 00:43:59,305 --> 00:44:02,642 - Darling - Ah, hi, hi. 632 00:44:02,767 --> 00:44:05,270 We better go, hon, or else we'll be late. 633 00:44:05,395 --> 00:44:08,523 - You never heard music? - What's that? 634 00:44:08,606 --> 00:44:11,192 - Ah-- - [ Car Horn ] 635 00:44:11,401 --> 00:44:13,194 - [ Crash ] - Oh, gosh! 636 00:44:13,403 --> 00:44:15,196 - What's that? - It's a movie theater. 637 00:44:15,405 --> 00:44:17,699 What the hell you doin'? You coulda got me killed! 638 00:44:17,782 --> 00:44:20,160 Cut her some slack. She's from out of town. 639 00:44:20,285 --> 00:44:23,371 - Keep her on a leash. - Yeah, yeah. Have a nice day. 640 00:44:23,496 --> 00:44:25,331 Hello? 641 00:44:28,418 --> 00:44:30,295 Did you see this? 642 00:44:30,462 --> 00:44:34,591 It's wonderfully delicious and so good for you. 643 00:44:34,716 --> 00:44:38,136 While you're here, watch a little less TV. 644 00:44:40,096 --> 00:44:43,725 How long are you going to be in town? 645 00:44:44,893 --> 00:44:47,479 Six fun-filled days. 646 00:44:47,604 --> 00:44:49,481 Oh, six days. 647 00:44:49,647 --> 00:44:51,483 Is that all? 648 00:44:53,193 --> 00:44:55,403 Six days, 649 00:44:55,528 --> 00:44:58,031 and the moon is full. 650 00:44:58,198 --> 00:45:00,492 Oh. 651 00:45:02,243 --> 00:45:04,537 The moon is full. 652 00:45:09,626 --> 00:45:13,755 If I stay longer than that, I can't ever go back. 653 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,715 Oh, I get-- What? 654 00:45:15,882 --> 00:45:19,094 Is there some sort of immigration problem? 655 00:45:19,219 --> 00:45:21,054 Where did you get that? 656 00:45:21,221 --> 00:45:23,682 Where? Oh, for-- 657 00:45:26,017 --> 00:45:29,604 Sir? Here you are, sir. There you go. 658 00:45:29,729 --> 00:45:33,191 I'm going to have to call you something in English, 659 00:45:33,316 --> 00:45:36,152 because I can't pronounce-- What? 660 00:45:36,319 --> 00:45:38,279 What are English names? 661 00:45:38,279 --> 00:45:40,490 There's millions of them, I guess. 662 00:45:40,824 --> 00:45:42,784 Jennifer,Joanie, Hillary. 663 00:45:42,784 --> 00:45:44,994 Careful. Those are hot. 664 00:45:45,286 --> 00:45:47,622 Names, names. Linda, Kim-- 665 00:45:47,789 --> 00:45:49,749 [ Allen ] Where are we? Madison. 666 00:45:49,874 --> 00:45:52,502 - Elizabeth, Samantha-- - I like Madison. 667 00:45:52,669 --> 00:45:55,005 Madison's not a name. 668 00:45:56,589 --> 00:45:59,634 Well, all right. Madison it is. 669 00:45:59,759 --> 00:46:02,470 Good thing we weren't at 1 49th Street. 670 00:46:02,637 --> 00:46:05,306 Are we going back to where you live? 671 00:46:05,473 --> 00:46:08,309 Okay, um-- Here's the thing. 672 00:46:08,476 --> 00:46:11,062 I was going to find you a hotel, 673 00:46:11,229 --> 00:46:15,483 but I figure that after this afternoon-- 674 00:46:15,608 --> 00:46:19,237 Well, I just assumed that-- 675 00:46:21,197 --> 00:46:24,617 Would you mind staying with me? 676 00:46:25,910 --> 00:46:28,204 I want to stay with you. 677 00:46:28,329 --> 00:46:31,166 You're the reason I came here. 678 00:46:40,717 --> 00:46:43,303 Ah, that was a kiss. 679 00:46:43,428 --> 00:46:45,263 I know. 680 00:48:56,853 --> 00:48:58,688 Madison? 681 00:49:07,614 --> 00:49:10,283 - Madison? - Allen? 682 00:49:10,450 --> 00:49:13,078 Yeah, of course, it's Allen. 683 00:49:13,244 --> 00:49:15,080 What are you doing, sweetheart? 684 00:49:15,246 --> 00:49:17,540 Taking a bath. 685 00:49:17,665 --> 00:49:20,835 Ooo, ooo. Can I come in? 686 00:49:21,878 --> 00:49:24,464 - No! - [ Clunk ] 687 00:49:24,631 --> 00:49:26,758 What was that? 688 00:49:26,883 --> 00:49:28,677 Madison, are you all right? 689 00:49:28,885 --> 00:49:31,763 - Everything's fine. - Then let me in. 690 00:49:31,930 --> 00:49:34,641 I'll be right there. I'm just changing. 691 00:49:34,808 --> 00:49:37,519 Enough! Open the door. Something is wrong. 692 00:49:37,727 --> 00:49:39,979 Allen, can you make me some pancakes? 693 00:49:40,063 --> 00:49:41,898 Make you some-- Madison.! 694 00:49:41,898 --> 00:49:44,359 All right, Madison, this is getting scary. 695 00:49:44,818 --> 00:49:46,861 Either open this door, or I'll break it down! 696 00:49:46,986 --> 00:49:49,698 - No, Allen, please. -All right, that's it.! 697 00:49:49,906 --> 00:49:53,034 - Allen, no! - Ow. 698 00:50:03,712 --> 00:50:05,547 Hi. 699 00:50:05,714 --> 00:50:09,300 Hi. Are you okay? 700 00:50:09,467 --> 00:50:11,302 Yeah. 701 00:50:11,469 --> 00:50:14,556 Why wouldn't you let me in? 702 00:50:14,681 --> 00:50:18,518 I was... shy. 703 00:50:19,644 --> 00:50:21,479 You were shy? 704 00:50:21,646 --> 00:50:24,566 After the car, elevator, bedroom, 705 00:50:24,733 --> 00:50:28,486 and top of the refrigerator, you were shy? 706 00:50:29,612 --> 00:50:31,614 I was shy. 707 00:50:32,741 --> 00:50:34,576 She was shy. 708 00:50:43,752 --> 00:50:46,463 [ Garbled Shouts ] 709 00:50:59,517 --> 00:51:02,228 [ Gasping ] 710 00:51:05,065 --> 00:51:07,192 Hey, B.B. brain! 711 00:51:07,317 --> 00:51:11,446 - Yeah? - See this hose? 712 00:51:11,571 --> 00:51:14,949 - It's so I can breathe. - Uh-huh. 713 00:51:15,116 --> 00:51:17,786 You want to get your chair off it? 714 00:51:17,952 --> 00:51:20,288 Huh? 715 00:51:26,961 --> 00:51:28,630 [ Laughing ] 716 00:51:28,838 --> 00:51:30,965 The Star Confidential? 717 00:51:32,008 --> 00:51:33,343 Yeah. 718 00:51:33,510 --> 00:51:36,638 - Why are you reading that? - I don't know. 719 00:51:36,721 --> 00:51:41,142 What possesses the uneducated to purchase these? 720 00:51:41,309 --> 00:51:45,021 - Interesting. - You're not helping yourself. 721 00:51:45,188 --> 00:51:48,316 You're not-- This is not news. 722 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:51,236 Give me this. You know what's in here? 723 00:51:51,403 --> 00:51:54,781 Nothing. You have sex, perversion. 724 00:51:54,906 --> 00:51:57,575 It's all fabrication. Look at this. 725 00:51:57,742 --> 00:52:00,745 A naked woman at the Statue of Liberty. 726 00:52:02,914 --> 00:52:05,375 Where would they find a girl to do that? 727 00:52:05,542 --> 00:52:07,335 [ Laughing ] 728 00:52:09,713 --> 00:52:12,340 - Ow, my head! - Let me see that. 729 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,226 Take me back to shore. Now! 730 00:52:27,772 --> 00:52:29,899 Hello. 731 00:52:33,695 --> 00:52:36,239 Madison, what is it? 732 00:52:36,406 --> 00:52:38,366 What happened? 733 00:52:38,491 --> 00:52:40,368 [ Horse Whinnying On TVProgram ] 734 00:52:40,577 --> 00:52:43,163 It's the saddest thing I ever saw. 735 00:52:43,329 --> 00:52:45,165 [ TV, Indistinct ] 736 00:52:45,331 --> 00:52:47,834 It's Bonanza. 737 00:52:47,959 --> 00:52:51,212 The man killed another man and he died in the street. 738 00:52:51,338 --> 00:52:55,925 No, no. This is only TV. 739 00:52:56,092 --> 00:52:59,554 I thought you understood about TV being make-believe. 740 00:52:59,721 --> 00:53:03,016 It's pretend killing that's going on. 741 00:53:03,141 --> 00:53:05,226 This guy is an actor. 742 00:53:05,352 --> 00:53:07,562 Next week, he'll get shot on another show. 743 00:53:07,645 --> 00:53:09,481 It's kinda funny. 744 00:53:11,858 --> 00:53:14,235 I'm supposed to laugh? 745 00:53:14,402 --> 00:53:16,571 Yeah. 746 00:53:16,654 --> 00:53:18,573 There you go. 747 00:53:18,740 --> 00:53:21,076 Yeah. 748 00:53:21,201 --> 00:53:23,328 I got you something. 749 00:53:26,956 --> 00:53:28,875 [ Sigh ] 750 00:53:38,551 --> 00:53:41,596 It's beautiful. I love it. 751 00:53:43,807 --> 00:53:46,142 No, you open it. 752 00:53:46,309 --> 00:53:48,186 There's more? 753 00:53:58,238 --> 00:54:01,783 [ Waltz ] 754 00:55:05,013 --> 00:55:06,848 Do you like that? 755 00:55:07,015 --> 00:55:09,309 Yeah, I do. 756 00:55:10,393 --> 00:55:13,146 I don't know why.Just... 757 00:55:13,313 --> 00:55:15,148 something about it. 758 00:55:15,315 --> 00:55:18,401 It's always appealed to me. 759 00:55:19,444 --> 00:55:21,529 Do you like the sea? 760 00:55:21,654 --> 00:55:24,532 No. When I was about eight, 761 00:55:24,699 --> 00:55:27,035 I had this accident on a ship. 762 00:55:27,202 --> 00:55:29,287 I remember. 763 00:55:29,412 --> 00:55:31,206 What? 764 00:55:31,373 --> 00:55:33,667 Ah, I can't. 765 00:55:33,792 --> 00:55:35,627 I forget the words. 766 00:55:35,794 --> 00:55:38,922 What's-- ''I understand.'' 767 00:55:39,047 --> 00:55:41,633 [ Chuckles ] 768 00:55:41,758 --> 00:55:43,927 Did you get hurt? 769 00:55:45,345 --> 00:55:48,473 No, no, I didn't, 770 00:55:48,598 --> 00:55:53,395 but when I was underwater, I could have sworn I saw-- 771 00:55:53,561 --> 00:55:57,565 - What? - Nothing. 772 00:55:57,691 --> 00:55:59,526 - What? - Nothing! 773 00:55:59,693 --> 00:56:02,404 I was just a stupid kid. 774 00:56:05,907 --> 00:56:09,285 - They're going to tear this park out. - Why? 775 00:56:09,452 --> 00:56:13,081 They're gonna build condos or some such nonsense. 776 00:56:13,248 --> 00:56:15,583 What are you gonna do, huh? 777 00:56:19,754 --> 00:56:21,923 You want to go home? 778 00:56:22,048 --> 00:56:23,925 No, I have five days left! 779 00:56:24,092 --> 00:56:27,804 No-no-no. My home! 780 00:56:27,971 --> 00:56:31,433 Oh. Yes. 781 00:56:41,484 --> 00:56:43,987 [ Allen ] Why do we want to go to a political dinner? 782 00:56:43,987 --> 00:56:47,073 - The president will be speaking. - President of what? 783 00:56:47,449 --> 00:56:49,784 President of the Three Stooges Fan Club. 784 00:56:49,909 --> 00:56:52,287 - The president of the United States! - Wow. 785 00:56:52,412 --> 00:56:54,289 We'll be rubbing elbows with the big boys. 786 00:56:54,497 --> 00:56:57,125 - You think big, you be big. - I guess so. 787 00:56:57,292 --> 00:56:59,127 Listen, 788 00:56:59,294 --> 00:57:02,422 would you mind if I took Madison... 789 00:57:02,589 --> 00:57:05,091 instead of going with you? 790 00:57:06,885 --> 00:57:09,137 What? 791 00:57:09,304 --> 00:57:11,639 - What? - What? 792 00:57:11,806 --> 00:57:14,267 Something in here not working? 793 00:57:14,434 --> 00:57:17,979 ''Oh, I'll never fall in love, Freddie. 794 00:57:18,188 --> 00:57:20,815 I can't. It won't work with me.'' 795 00:57:21,024 --> 00:57:23,693 Who said anything about me being in love? 796 00:57:23,735 --> 00:57:26,029 You haven't been to work in two days. 797 00:57:26,321 --> 00:57:28,156 - So? - Admit it. 798 00:57:28,323 --> 00:57:29,824 - No. - Admit it! 799 00:57:30,033 --> 00:57:31,659 Eye gouge! 800 00:57:31,868 --> 00:57:33,703 [ Screams ] 801 00:57:33,912 --> 00:57:36,247 Ahhh. Ahhh! 802 00:57:36,373 --> 00:57:39,751 - Admit it. Bone crusher! - No. 803 00:57:44,506 --> 00:57:46,633 Son of a bi-- 804 00:57:55,725 --> 00:57:57,060 Ow. 805 00:57:59,979 --> 00:58:01,856 How long we been playing? 806 00:58:02,065 --> 00:58:05,110 -About five minutes. - Oh, God. 807 00:58:05,235 --> 00:58:08,321 My heart's beating like a rabbit. 808 00:58:08,446 --> 00:58:10,240 You, uh, want a beer? 809 00:58:10,448 --> 00:58:12,575 No, thanks. 810 00:58:26,381 --> 00:58:29,092 So, tell me this. 811 00:58:29,300 --> 00:58:31,636 If you're not in love with her, 812 00:58:31,761 --> 00:58:34,848 how come little things she does, drive you crazy? 813 00:58:34,931 --> 00:58:36,725 Little things? 814 00:58:36,933 --> 00:58:41,062 Freddie, the woman learned English in a single afternoon. 815 00:58:43,148 --> 00:58:45,692 She could probably speak English already. 816 00:58:45,859 --> 00:58:47,861 I think she was in shock from being arrested. 817 00:58:47,986 --> 00:58:50,155 What about that, huh? 818 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,866 What about a woman showing up naked in a public place? 819 00:58:53,074 --> 00:58:54,617 I'm for it. 820 00:58:54,784 --> 00:58:56,578 You said... 821 00:58:56,786 --> 00:59:00,290 that she had some kind of immigration problem. 822 00:59:00,457 --> 00:59:04,252 She's on an ocean liner in international waters. 823 00:59:04,419 --> 00:59:08,256 She sees America. It looks good. 824 00:59:08,423 --> 00:59:11,926 So, she greases her body like a channel swimmer. 825 00:59:12,135 --> 00:59:16,389 She dives in. She has heavy trouble with sharks, 826 00:59:16,514 --> 00:59:20,643 she goes through the Coast Guard, minefields and then she's on shore. 827 00:59:20,810 --> 00:59:22,604 She's okay. That's it. 828 00:59:24,856 --> 00:59:26,900 What about the bathtub? 829 00:59:27,025 --> 00:59:30,028 This moon stuff, and all those TV's? 830 00:59:30,153 --> 00:59:32,322 Look, I'm being serious. 831 00:59:32,447 --> 00:59:37,160 I admit to a few minor fiascos in my love life. 832 00:59:37,369 --> 00:59:41,998 Freddie, you took a date to one of your own weddings! 833 00:59:42,165 --> 00:59:44,459 I'm a free spirit! 834 00:59:44,584 --> 00:59:47,796 I'm extremely liberal, a freewheeling dude. 835 00:59:47,962 --> 00:59:52,676 You're in love with this girl. You're ttying to convince yourself you're not. 836 00:59:54,469 --> 00:59:56,596 I just don't know, Freddie. 837 00:59:56,721 --> 00:59:58,848 Something about it isn't right. 838 00:59:59,015 --> 01:00:00,809 I'll serve. 839 01:00:01,017 --> 01:00:03,353 Hold the beer. That will be your handicap. 840 01:00:03,478 --> 01:00:05,980 - Oh, we're gonna play? - Yeah. 841 01:00:06,189 --> 01:00:09,359 - I'm gonna teach you a lesson in humility. - Wait. 842 01:00:09,484 --> 01:00:11,486 Humility 1 01 . 843 01:00:11,611 --> 01:00:13,405 - You all set? - Yeah. 844 01:00:13,613 --> 01:00:15,740 Here we go. 845 01:00:15,865 --> 01:00:17,409 Oh! 846 01:00:24,207 --> 01:00:26,668 This is what we came to hear? 847 01:00:29,921 --> 01:00:35,343 You call and tell us you have stretched the frontiers of paleontology... 848 01:00:35,510 --> 01:00:37,595 and zoology. 849 01:00:37,679 --> 01:00:40,974 We interrupt important, serious work... 850 01:00:41,099 --> 01:00:43,184 to fly here at a moment's notice, 851 01:00:43,351 --> 01:00:45,729 and you give us mermaids.! 852 01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:48,481 Don't call us. Call the comic book companies. 853 01:00:48,898 --> 01:00:52,694 Enough. We have a seminar in three weeks. Be ready. 854 01:00:54,863 --> 01:00:56,698 [ Whistling ] 855 01:00:58,158 --> 01:01:00,827 Allen, you're here! I got you a present. 856 01:01:01,036 --> 01:01:04,497 - Don't look. Close your eyes. - I gotta close the door. 857 01:01:04,706 --> 01:01:06,833 What are you doing? 858 01:01:06,958 --> 01:01:09,252 All right. 859 01:01:10,420 --> 01:01:13,173 Okay. Look. 860 01:01:19,262 --> 01:01:22,807 Ha-ha! Wha-- You, ah-- 861 01:01:22,974 --> 01:01:25,852 Well, that's big! 862 01:01:26,978 --> 01:01:29,981 Yeah, this is-- 863 01:01:30,106 --> 01:01:32,567 This is very... big, 864 01:01:32,734 --> 01:01:35,070 and it's... really here. 865 01:01:35,236 --> 01:01:37,072 It's just so big.! 866 01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:39,741 They were gonna tear it down, so I bought it for you. 867 01:01:39,908 --> 01:01:42,619 Where did you get the money to pay for it? 868 01:01:44,579 --> 01:01:47,749 Madison, where's your necklace? 869 01:01:47,916 --> 01:01:51,419 - I traded it for the statue. - Why? 870 01:01:53,129 --> 01:01:55,298 Because I love you. 871 01:01:57,050 --> 01:01:59,260 Oh, Madison. 872 01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:05,725 Madison, I love... 873 01:02:05,850 --> 01:02:08,019 this, ah, present. 874 01:02:08,144 --> 01:02:10,271 I love it. 875 01:02:13,191 --> 01:02:15,276 And I love you. 876 01:02:20,782 --> 01:02:22,575 [ Dr. Zidell ] What's happened to you? 877 01:02:22,784 --> 01:02:25,954 You were the brightest student in my class. 878 01:02:26,079 --> 01:02:29,290 True, emotionally, you were 1 2 years old. 879 01:02:29,457 --> 01:02:32,919 - I was 1 2 years old. - That's right. 880 01:02:33,128 --> 01:02:35,255 Look what you've become; 881 01:02:35,380 --> 01:02:37,549 a schmuck. 882 01:02:37,674 --> 01:02:41,344 There is a mermaid in New York City. 883 01:02:41,553 --> 01:02:45,348 You mean this, this naked girl? 884 01:02:45,557 --> 01:02:47,559 How come she's got legs? 885 01:02:47,642 --> 01:02:51,813 She has legs out of water and fins in the water. 886 01:02:51,980 --> 01:02:55,567 You taught me that, Dr. Zidell. Remember? 887 01:02:55,734 --> 01:02:58,486 You taught me all the legends. 888 01:02:58,695 --> 01:03:01,781 You used to show me charts on your office walls... 889 01:03:01,865 --> 01:03:05,493 where sailors had claimed they saw mermaids. 890 01:03:05,660 --> 01:03:08,496 Walter, that was for fun, for relaxation, 891 01:03:08,663 --> 01:03:11,875 not for you to build your whole life on. 892 01:03:13,168 --> 01:03:16,838 I'm gonna prove to you and everyone else that... 893 01:03:17,005 --> 01:03:20,008 that girl is a mermaid! 894 01:03:20,133 --> 01:03:22,427 How? You gonna get her wet... 895 01:03:22,552 --> 01:03:24,721 so evetybody sees she has fins? 896 01:03:24,846 --> 01:03:27,057 [ Chuckles ] 897 01:03:31,853 --> 01:03:35,357 [ Indistinct ] 898 01:03:43,031 --> 01:03:45,158 [ Honking ] 899 01:03:51,581 --> 01:03:54,042 [ Honking ] 900 01:03:59,881 --> 01:04:01,675 [ Man ] Taxi? 901 01:04:04,969 --> 01:04:06,096 Oh! 902 01:04:06,221 --> 01:04:08,515 - Watch it.! - Hey, watch it, buddy. 903 01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:11,184 [ Walter] Excuse me. 904 01:04:14,437 --> 01:04:16,606 Look out. 905 01:04:19,609 --> 01:04:21,653 What does he think he's doing? 906 01:04:22,696 --> 01:04:25,073 Hey.! Hey.! 907 01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:29,285 [ Crying ] 908 01:04:37,502 --> 01:04:40,588 [ Walter ] Oh, my-- 909 01:04:49,472 --> 01:04:52,267 [ Piano ] 910 01:05:08,408 --> 01:05:09,993 - [ Grunt ] - [ Gasp ] 911 01:05:10,368 --> 01:05:11,953 Oops. 912 01:05:13,663 --> 01:05:15,123 Nice earrings. 913 01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:21,046 - Is something the matter? - No, nothing at all. 914 01:05:21,212 --> 01:05:25,592 I was thinking. You don't have to leave the country. 915 01:05:26,801 --> 01:05:30,597 - I do. - You don't. There's stuff we can do... 916 01:05:30,805 --> 01:05:33,641 to get around the immigration laws. 917 01:05:33,808 --> 01:05:37,562 I could give you a job down at the market. 918 01:05:37,771 --> 01:05:40,315 You could get a work visa. 919 01:05:40,482 --> 01:05:44,110 Or, uh, you could, uh, 920 01:05:44,277 --> 01:05:47,614 marry, like, an American, 921 01:05:47,739 --> 01:05:49,866 and they have to let you stay. 922 01:05:49,991 --> 01:05:51,826 Our food is here! 923 01:05:52,994 --> 01:05:57,791 Oh. Well, we'll talk about it later. 924 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:02,671 Do be careful, madam. The plate is very hot. 925 01:06:02,837 --> 01:06:04,631 Thank you. These look terrific. 926 01:06:26,027 --> 01:06:28,863 She's really hungry! 927 01:06:31,032 --> 01:06:34,202 [''Skater's Waltz''] 928 01:06:53,888 --> 01:06:55,724 You were very good. 929 01:06:55,890 --> 01:06:58,768 Come on. Oops. Come on. 930 01:07:00,395 --> 01:07:04,107 Let's sit down and talk. 931 01:07:04,315 --> 01:07:06,151 Ah. 932 01:07:07,902 --> 01:07:10,071 Your nose is cold. 933 01:07:10,196 --> 01:07:11,990 I don't want to talk about my nose. 934 01:07:12,198 --> 01:07:14,534 Your ears are all red! 935 01:07:14,659 --> 01:07:18,413 I don't want to talk about any part of my face. 936 01:07:18,580 --> 01:07:23,793 But I do want to talk about what happened in the restaurant. 937 01:07:24,961 --> 01:07:26,755 I'm sorry. 938 01:07:26,963 --> 01:07:29,382 That's how we eat lobster where I come from. 939 01:07:29,549 --> 01:07:34,804 Oh, no-no-no. I don't care about that. 940 01:07:36,598 --> 01:07:39,601 I was trying to do something in there, and I guess I did it very badly. 941 01:07:39,726 --> 01:07:41,770 I was trying... 942 01:07:43,355 --> 01:07:48,401 to ask you if you wanted to get married. 943 01:07:50,111 --> 01:07:52,447 Madison, will you marry me? 944 01:07:58,578 --> 01:08:00,372 No. 945 01:08:00,580 --> 01:08:03,583 What? No? Just no? 946 01:08:03,708 --> 01:08:06,544 You don't want to think about it, kick it around? 947 01:08:06,753 --> 01:08:08,880 - I can't. - Why? 948 01:08:09,005 --> 01:08:11,508 I can't tell you. 949 01:08:11,675 --> 01:08:13,885 I know you have some big secret you think... 950 01:08:14,010 --> 01:08:16,054 you can't tell me, but you can. 951 01:08:16,137 --> 01:08:18,139 - You're already married? - Allen. 952 01:08:18,264 --> 01:08:20,350 You're dying? You were once a man? 953 01:08:20,475 --> 01:08:22,936 - Whatever it is, you can tell me. - Allen. 954 01:08:23,103 --> 01:08:26,439 I only have three days left. 955 01:08:28,108 --> 01:08:30,610 Please make them wonderful. 956 01:08:33,029 --> 01:08:34,823 Okay. 957 01:08:42,247 --> 01:08:44,666 Want to skate some more? 958 01:08:45,792 --> 01:08:47,836 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 959 01:08:51,673 --> 01:08:53,508 Allen? 960 01:09:09,858 --> 01:09:11,693 You know them? 961 01:09:11,860 --> 01:09:15,530 No, I'vejust seen them before. 962 01:09:15,655 --> 01:09:18,283 I guess they've come here for about 40 years. 963 01:09:21,202 --> 01:09:23,038 They look very happy. 964 01:09:23,204 --> 01:09:26,458 Why shouldn't they be happy, huh? 965 01:09:26,583 --> 01:09:29,794 They get to spend their whole lives together. 966 01:09:32,964 --> 01:09:36,676 Is this really what happens when water gets cold? 967 01:09:36,885 --> 01:09:38,928 Yeah. 968 01:09:39,054 --> 01:09:42,057 Where I come from, it never gets cold. 969 01:09:42,182 --> 01:09:44,559 Well, hey, what a breakthrough! 970 01:09:44,684 --> 01:09:47,854 You just really opened up to me there. 971 01:09:50,440 --> 01:09:52,901 Your voice sounds funny. 972 01:09:53,068 --> 01:09:55,195 It's called sarcasm. 973 01:09:55,362 --> 01:09:58,031 They don't have that where you come from either? 974 01:09:59,741 --> 01:10:01,826 No. 975 01:10:03,912 --> 01:10:06,414 Well, they don't have anything, do they? 976 01:10:06,581 --> 01:10:10,877 They don't have ice, or music or clothes. 977 01:10:11,002 --> 01:10:13,672 What kind of a place is this? 978 01:10:15,090 --> 01:10:17,217 Madison? 979 01:10:17,342 --> 01:10:20,220 - Madison! - Hey, those skates are rented! 980 01:10:20,428 --> 01:10:24,099 Give me one second. Madison? Ahh! Madison! 981 01:10:26,393 --> 01:10:29,437 Madison, please? I'm sorry! 982 01:10:29,562 --> 01:10:32,565 Let her go. Show some dignity. 983 01:10:32,649 --> 01:10:34,067 Madison? 984 01:10:37,070 --> 01:10:39,447 [ Indistinct ] 985 01:10:42,409 --> 01:10:44,202 Thanks. 986 01:11:07,058 --> 01:11:09,436 [ Car Horn ] 987 01:11:21,656 --> 01:11:24,659 [ Thunder ] 988 01:12:35,313 --> 01:12:37,982 Hey, Charlie. How's it goin'? 989 01:12:42,737 --> 01:12:44,572 - Allen? - What? 990 01:12:53,289 --> 01:12:55,166 Yes. 991 01:13:09,431 --> 01:13:14,102 If we get our blood test today, we can marry tomorrow! 992 01:13:14,310 --> 01:13:16,104 Before the blood test, I have to tell you everything. 993 01:13:16,312 --> 01:13:18,690 So, tell me. 994 01:13:18,857 --> 01:13:21,609 - Not today. - But see, 995 01:13:21,776 --> 01:13:24,320 if we get the test today-- no pressure, mind you-- 996 01:13:24,487 --> 01:13:28,116 then as soon as you tell me, we can get married. 997 01:13:28,283 --> 01:13:30,702 Listen,you will love being married to me. 998 01:13:30,869 --> 01:13:35,248 I was born to be married. Mom and Dad were married. 999 01:13:35,415 --> 01:13:38,710 Their moms and dads were married too. 1000 01:13:43,298 --> 01:13:46,426 [ Panting ] 1001 01:14:11,534 --> 01:14:13,536 [ Camera Clicks ] 1002 01:14:17,499 --> 01:14:19,542 Son of a bitch. 1003 01:14:19,668 --> 01:14:22,045 I thought we were going upstairs. 1004 01:14:22,170 --> 01:14:24,881 I love you. I'm not gonna lose you again. 1005 01:14:25,090 --> 01:14:27,342 We are getting married tonight. 1006 01:14:27,342 --> 01:14:30,845 We're gonna drive to Maryland. Freddie always marries there. 1007 01:14:31,262 --> 01:14:33,473 You don't need a blood test down there. 1008 01:14:33,473 --> 01:14:36,685 There's this dinner with the president. Damn! 1009 01:14:37,018 --> 01:14:40,647 Hey, that's okay! We'll go to Maryland after dinner. 1010 01:14:40,814 --> 01:14:43,274 - We'll already be dressed up! - I haven't told you-- 1011 01:14:43,441 --> 01:14:45,819 You haven't told me this big secret. 1012 01:14:45,944 --> 01:14:47,737 Tell me on the way to Maryland. 1013 01:14:48,947 --> 01:14:50,740 Oooh! 1014 01:15:21,312 --> 01:15:24,566 I hope we have a boy and a girl. 1015 01:15:25,900 --> 01:15:30,363 - What kind? - Wha-- What kind? 1016 01:15:30,530 --> 01:15:32,866 The young kind, I guess. 1017 01:15:32,991 --> 01:15:35,493 The older ones are a little hard to deliver. 1018 01:15:35,660 --> 01:15:37,454 We're getting married tonight. 1019 01:15:37,662 --> 01:15:39,414 - Wonderful. - Thank you. 1020 01:15:39,414 --> 01:15:43,001 Why is this bread in here instead of out there? 1021 01:15:43,418 --> 01:15:45,879 The butter is hard like a rock. 1022 01:15:46,087 --> 01:15:48,506 Do you have a broken arm? 1023 01:15:48,673 --> 01:15:51,718 No, it's fractured in 1 6 places. 1024 01:15:51,843 --> 01:15:53,678 Why are you here? 1025 01:15:55,180 --> 01:15:56,973 The union sent me. 1026 01:15:57,015 --> 01:15:59,559 [''Hail To The Chief'] 1027 01:15:59,934 --> 01:16:02,562 My God, the president is here! 1028 01:16:02,729 --> 01:16:06,066 The president's here. The president's here! 1029 01:16:23,458 --> 01:16:25,293 Hmm. 1030 01:16:41,601 --> 01:16:43,728 I'm just a corn-fed Kansas boy, 1031 01:16:43,853 --> 01:16:46,940 but you are the Big Apple of my eye. 1032 01:16:48,566 --> 01:16:50,610 Thank you. 1033 01:16:50,735 --> 01:16:52,529 Thank you. 1034 01:16:52,737 --> 01:16:54,781 Thank you vety much. 1035 01:16:56,324 --> 01:17:00,662 Thank you. It's great to be back in New York. 1036 01:17:11,256 --> 01:17:13,258 Alert. Alert. Table 5. 1037 01:17:13,341 --> 01:17:15,218 Intercept busboy with suspicious hump. 1038 01:17:18,847 --> 01:17:20,598 He's reaching! Get him now! 1039 01:17:20,807 --> 01:17:23,852 - Sir, I'd like a word with you, please. - About what? 1040 01:17:23,977 --> 01:17:25,770 This has nothing to do with the president. 1041 01:17:25,979 --> 01:17:28,690 This has nothing to do with the president.! 1042 01:17:28,857 --> 01:17:30,692 [ Indistinct ] 1043 01:17:30,859 --> 01:17:35,363 Well, I guess he just found out what his dinner cost. 1044 01:17:38,450 --> 01:17:40,618 I want to talk to the press. 1045 01:17:40,744 --> 01:17:42,829 I want to talk to the press. 1046 01:17:42,996 --> 01:17:45,248 I have a formal statement to make! 1047 01:17:45,373 --> 01:17:48,918 [ President ] In Bob Hollins, you have a candidate for Congress... 1048 01:17:49,085 --> 01:17:51,129 who is in touch with the people, 1049 01:17:51,212 --> 01:17:54,924 a man who built up the business left to him by his grandfather. 1050 01:17:55,133 --> 01:17:56,926 What was once a small pushcart on wheels-- 1051 01:17:57,135 --> 01:17:59,971 - Allen? - Yeah? 1052 01:18:00,180 --> 01:18:02,474 It's time for me to tell you. 1053 01:18:02,599 --> 01:18:04,684 What? Now? 1054 01:18:04,768 --> 01:18:08,063 - Right now. - Okay. Great. 1055 01:18:08,188 --> 01:18:10,023 - Not here. - Fine. Fine. 1056 01:18:10,231 --> 01:18:12,025 [ President ] But more importantly, with fresh meat. 1057 01:18:14,652 --> 01:18:17,697 - I am not crazy. There's a mermaid in there. - Shut up. 1058 01:18:17,822 --> 01:18:19,616 - What mermaid? - I am a scientist! 1059 01:18:19,824 --> 01:18:22,202 Where's the goddamn car! 1060 01:18:22,410 --> 01:18:25,038 The gray BMW. 1061 01:18:25,205 --> 01:18:26,998 [ Shouting ] 1062 01:18:27,207 --> 01:18:29,668 [ Indistinct ] 1063 01:18:29,834 --> 01:18:31,878 Hey, I know that guy. 1064 01:18:32,045 --> 01:18:34,839 I saw him on Cape Cod. He was crazy then. 1065 01:18:35,048 --> 01:18:38,510 There she is! There she is! 1066 01:18:41,137 --> 01:18:43,264 - Don't let him shoot that. - That a gun? 1067 01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:46,184 - Hold it.! - No! 1068 01:18:46,351 --> 01:18:49,396 Get that thing out ofhis hand. 1069 01:18:49,562 --> 01:18:51,314 Grab that hose.! 1070 01:18:51,523 --> 01:18:54,609 Grab him.! Get him.! 1071 01:18:59,114 --> 01:19:01,157 - No! - What's going on? 1072 01:19:20,468 --> 01:19:22,804 I was right! 1073 01:19:22,929 --> 01:19:26,683 Behold the mermaid! 1074 01:19:26,891 --> 01:19:31,146 [ Crowd Gasps ] 1075 01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:34,941 Let me outta here.! 1076 01:19:35,108 --> 01:19:36,901 Who are you? What is your name? 1077 01:19:37,110 --> 01:19:38,695 Allen! 1078 01:19:39,946 --> 01:19:42,323 - What do we do? - Grab her. Grab everybody. 1079 01:19:42,449 --> 01:19:46,578 - I want to see her. - Allen! Allen! 1080 01:19:47,829 --> 01:19:49,622 Get her.! Get her.! 1081 01:19:51,416 --> 01:19:53,293 Allen.! 1082 01:19:56,755 --> 01:19:58,423 Please? 1083 01:19:58,590 --> 01:20:01,426 - Let's pick her up. - Allen. Allen! 1084 01:20:06,973 --> 01:20:09,017 Allen. Allen. 1085 01:20:13,938 --> 01:20:15,940 Allen.! 1086 01:20:22,113 --> 01:20:25,575 Good afternoon, Dr. Ross. 1087 01:20:25,742 --> 01:20:28,578 [ Man On P.A. System ] Dr. Hill, line 5. Stat.! 1088 01:20:30,580 --> 01:20:32,374 - Buckwalter. - Sir! 1089 01:20:33,667 --> 01:20:35,460 Gentlemen. 1090 01:20:35,669 --> 01:20:37,462 - Anything? - No change. 1091 01:20:48,556 --> 01:20:50,892 I am not a fish! 1092 01:20:51,059 --> 01:20:55,522 How many times do I have to tell you that? 1093 01:20:55,689 --> 01:20:58,692 Will you just let me out of here? 1094 01:20:58,817 --> 01:21:01,986 Please? Huh? People? 1095 01:21:02,112 --> 01:21:04,197 Let's try some interaction. 1096 01:21:04,280 --> 01:21:06,574 Fine.Jim? 1097 01:21:06,741 --> 01:21:09,577 [ Hoist Motor] 1098 01:21:40,859 --> 01:21:42,652 [ Beeping ] 1099 01:21:58,626 --> 01:22:02,630 I guess they thought you might be one. 1100 01:22:03,965 --> 01:22:06,301 Yeah. 1101 01:22:06,468 --> 01:22:08,470 I guess so. 1102 01:22:09,721 --> 01:22:13,475 You said whatever my secret was, you'd understand. 1103 01:22:13,683 --> 01:22:16,936 I know. 1104 01:22:19,731 --> 01:22:23,401 You thought at least I was a human being. 1105 01:22:30,075 --> 01:22:31,868 Allen? 1106 01:22:48,510 --> 01:22:51,805 He's been in the water 1 2 hours. He's just a man. 1107 01:22:51,930 --> 01:22:55,141 Get him out so we can concentrate on her. 1108 01:23:06,403 --> 01:23:09,197 Greg Martin, W-M-E-T Radio, here with Allen Bauer. 1109 01:23:09,364 --> 01:23:12,742 - When did you meet the mermaid? - Tell me where. 1110 01:23:12,909 --> 01:23:15,036 Did you know she was a mermaid? 1111 01:23:15,203 --> 01:23:18,748 - Did you actually make love to her? - That's a stupid question. 1112 01:23:18,915 --> 01:23:20,709 Did she eat worms? 1113 01:23:20,917 --> 01:23:23,503 Would you have to make love to her in water? 1114 01:23:23,670 --> 01:23:25,422 That's none of your business. 1115 01:23:25,630 --> 01:23:28,008 Is she a mutant or missing link? 1116 01:23:28,133 --> 01:23:29,926 No, she's not. 1117 01:23:30,135 --> 01:23:32,846 I'm from People. Is she also seeing Burt Reynolds? 1118 01:23:33,054 --> 01:23:36,099 For crying out loud! 1119 01:23:39,102 --> 01:23:41,187 Leave him alone! 1120 01:23:41,354 --> 01:23:45,025 Leave him alone! Get out of the way! 1121 01:23:45,191 --> 01:23:47,068 - Let me through. - Out of the way. 1122 01:23:47,235 --> 01:23:50,321 - Allen, you all right? - Yeah. Get me out. 1123 01:23:50,405 --> 01:23:52,782 Is anyone here from Penthouse? 1124 01:23:52,949 --> 01:23:56,202 - [ Reporters ] No. - Then we ain't talking. 1125 01:23:57,412 --> 01:23:59,914 [ Car Radio ] 1126 01:24:16,931 --> 01:24:19,100 Hey, Allen? 1127 01:24:25,690 --> 01:24:29,402 What are you looking at? You never saw a guy who slept with a fish? 1128 01:24:29,611 --> 01:24:32,072 Get back to work! 1129 01:24:33,406 --> 01:24:36,242 Mr. Bauer, you had a million messages. 1130 01:24:36,451 --> 01:24:38,286 I wrote them down. 1131 01:24:38,286 --> 01:24:43,458 You got calls from CBS, NBC, ABC, AP, 1132 01:24:43,917 --> 01:24:47,921 UPI, Ted Turner, Time, Newsweek, 1133 01:24:48,004 --> 01:24:50,590 Marineland, ''Ripley's Believe It Or Not, '' 1134 01:24:50,799 --> 01:24:53,134 and Mrs. Paul. 1135 01:24:53,301 --> 01:24:55,929 Not now, Mrs. Stimler. 1136 01:25:00,350 --> 01:25:03,061 ''Fishman?'' 1137 01:25:03,269 --> 01:25:05,063 Fishman! 1138 01:25:05,271 --> 01:25:07,982 That's what they're calling you on TVtoo. 1139 01:25:08,191 --> 01:25:10,610 Personally, I think it's kinda cute. 1140 01:25:14,364 --> 01:25:17,367 - So, how is she? - How is she? 1141 01:25:17,659 --> 01:25:22,038 She's... a mermaid. 1142 01:25:22,205 --> 01:25:26,251 I don't understand. All my life... 1143 01:25:26,334 --> 01:25:28,420 I've been waiting for someone... 1144 01:25:28,545 --> 01:25:30,839 and when I find her, 1145 01:25:30,964 --> 01:25:32,757 she's a fish. 1146 01:25:32,966 --> 01:25:35,176 Nobody said love's perfect! 1147 01:25:35,343 --> 01:25:39,973 Oh, Freddie, I don't expect it to be perfect, 1148 01:25:40,181 --> 01:25:42,934 but for God's sake, it's usually human! 1149 01:25:44,811 --> 01:25:47,439 Every day people meet and they fall in love. 1150 01:25:47,605 --> 01:25:49,399 Look what I got. 1151 01:25:51,192 --> 01:25:55,280 Look what you got. Yeah, let's look. 1152 01:25:56,448 --> 01:25:59,284 Let's take a good look at what you got. 1153 01:25:59,492 --> 01:26:01,953 - People fall in love every day, huh? - Yeah. 1154 01:26:02,120 --> 01:26:05,874 That's a crock! It doesn't work that way. 1155 01:26:06,082 --> 01:26:08,626 Do you realize how happy you were with her? 1156 01:26:08,793 --> 01:26:11,171 That is, when you weren't driving yourself crazy. 1157 01:26:11,338 --> 01:26:14,341 Every day? Come on. 1158 01:26:14,466 --> 01:26:18,011 Some people will never be that happy! I'll never be that happy. 1159 01:26:22,724 --> 01:26:24,517 What am I talking to you for? 1160 01:26:24,642 --> 01:26:27,479 You don't know nothing. Mrs. Stimler? 1161 01:26:33,568 --> 01:26:35,570 [ Beeping ] 1162 01:27:01,096 --> 01:27:02,889 Does she look a little pale? 1163 01:27:05,058 --> 01:27:07,185 Ah, that's a good day's work. 1164 01:27:07,310 --> 01:27:10,605 Tomorrow, I want to see how she interacts... 1165 01:27:10,772 --> 01:27:14,067 with other marine life, then the internal examination. 1166 01:27:16,569 --> 01:27:18,363 Internal? 1167 01:27:18,571 --> 01:27:21,574 I want to study her pulmonary system, 1168 01:27:21,658 --> 01:27:25,120 - reproductive organs, everything! - Dr. Ross? 1169 01:27:25,286 --> 01:27:28,748 Are we considering... 1170 01:27:28,915 --> 01:27:32,502 how the subject is responding to the examination procedure? 1171 01:27:32,669 --> 01:27:34,462 I'm considering everything! 1172 01:27:34,671 --> 01:27:36,965 Ah, yes, 1173 01:27:37,132 --> 01:27:39,592 I'm sure you are, Dr. Ross. 1174 01:27:39,801 --> 01:27:42,262 How stupid of me. But let me ask, 1175 01:27:42,470 --> 01:27:44,472 are you considering the possibility... 1176 01:27:44,472 --> 01:27:46,808 that you might be a sadistic pig? 1177 01:27:51,646 --> 01:27:54,983 While we are baring our souls, Mr. Kornbluth, 1178 01:27:55,442 --> 01:27:58,903 I must honestly tell you I have never considered you a man of science. 1179 01:27:59,070 --> 01:28:02,115 You're not a member of my team. 1180 01:28:02,240 --> 01:28:07,245 Run along, Walter. See if you can't find a unicorn. 1181 01:28:10,623 --> 01:28:12,417 [ Door Slams ] 1182 01:29:02,050 --> 01:29:04,135 [ Trickling Water] 1183 01:29:16,064 --> 01:29:19,442 - What's that? - Painkiller, Mr. Kornbluth. 1184 01:29:19,609 --> 01:29:22,404 Whoever punched you cracked your tooth. 1185 01:29:22,570 --> 01:29:25,073 We'll be very close to the nerve. 1186 01:29:25,240 --> 01:29:28,910 I don't deserve painkiller.Just drill. 1187 01:29:29,119 --> 01:29:32,706 Oh, you want pain. Well, we aim to please. 1188 01:29:32,914 --> 01:29:34,541 [ Drill Motor Whirring ] 1189 01:29:35,750 --> 01:29:37,502 Get out. 1190 01:29:37,711 --> 01:29:39,713 - What are you-- - Get out! 1191 01:29:39,838 --> 01:29:43,091 -Ja,ja,ja. - Please stay. Ahh! 1192 01:29:44,259 --> 01:29:46,094 Let's talk. 1193 01:29:49,097 --> 01:29:51,558 Hey, put that down. 1194 01:29:51,725 --> 01:29:54,102 - Put that needle down. - Stay away from me. 1195 01:29:54,269 --> 01:29:57,897 - I said, ''Let's talk.'' Put it down. - Stay away! 1196 01:30:03,111 --> 01:30:04,904 Ahhh! 1197 01:30:06,031 --> 01:30:09,659 Ahhh! Ohhh! 1198 01:30:11,077 --> 01:30:12,662 Uh. 1199 01:30:13,997 --> 01:30:15,665 Ah! 1200 01:30:16,875 --> 01:30:18,918 Ah! 1201 01:30:19,002 --> 01:30:20,795 Ah! 1202 01:30:21,004 --> 01:30:23,048 What a week I'm having! 1203 01:30:25,759 --> 01:30:28,136 You've destroyed my life, Kornbluth. 1204 01:30:28,261 --> 01:30:31,264 I didn't mean to. 1205 01:30:31,389 --> 01:30:34,434 I just had to prove that I wasn't crazy. 1206 01:30:34,601 --> 01:30:37,270 I'm a man of science. 1207 01:30:39,147 --> 01:30:43,276 I just didn't think about how it would affect you... 1208 01:30:43,777 --> 01:30:45,570 or her. 1209 01:30:45,779 --> 01:30:48,156 I'm really a nice guy. 1210 01:30:48,281 --> 01:30:50,742 If I had friends, you could ask them. 1211 01:30:50,909 --> 01:30:55,330 I've been on the phone to every employee of the government... 1212 01:30:55,413 --> 01:30:59,167 calling them sons of bitches. 1213 01:30:59,459 --> 01:31:02,128 Nobody could even get in to see her. 1214 01:31:04,005 --> 01:31:05,799 I can. 1215 01:31:09,010 --> 01:31:11,346 Come on. Come on! 1216 01:31:11,513 --> 01:31:13,515 - Ahh! - Come on. 1217 01:31:55,557 --> 01:31:58,727 Good afternoon, Dr. Kornbluth. I wasn't expecting you today. 1218 01:31:58,727 --> 01:32:00,770 These are Drs.Jarred and Johanssen... 1219 01:32:01,062 --> 01:32:03,106 from the Stockholm Institute. 1220 01:32:03,231 --> 01:32:05,358 I thought they were coming later with Dr. Ross. 1221 01:32:05,525 --> 01:32:10,363 No, no. That story was to fool the press. 1222 01:32:10,572 --> 01:32:13,867 You know, I'm half Swedish. 1223 01:32:18,830 --> 01:32:20,248 -Ja. -Ja. 1224 01:32:23,835 --> 01:32:27,630 -Ja. - Oh,ja. 1225 01:32:27,839 --> 01:32:31,509 - Well! -Just a second. 1226 01:32:48,276 --> 01:32:50,612 Ah. 1227 01:33:01,831 --> 01:33:04,417 - How the hell did you do that? - Let me tell you. 1228 01:33:04,584 --> 01:33:07,087 Many nudie films come from Sweden. 1229 01:33:07,253 --> 01:33:11,007 After you see them 400 or 500 times, the stuff sinks in. 1230 01:33:11,216 --> 01:33:13,593 Afternoon, Buckwalter. 1231 01:33:13,718 --> 01:33:15,762 Sorry, no one comes in... 1232 01:33:15,887 --> 01:33:18,556 until Dr. Ross gets back with them Swede people. 1233 01:33:18,765 --> 01:33:20,558 These are the Swedish doctors. 1234 01:33:20,767 --> 01:33:24,062 These are... Swedes? 1235 01:33:24,187 --> 01:33:26,272 Ah, come here. 1236 01:33:26,439 --> 01:33:30,110 Isn't that one kinda dark? 1237 01:33:30,318 --> 01:33:32,278 He's dirty from the trip! 1238 01:33:32,278 --> 01:33:34,572 - Let us in. - I'm not supposed to. 1239 01:33:35,115 --> 01:33:37,117 What are you afraid of? 1240 01:33:37,200 --> 01:33:40,912 Do you think we're gonna steal the mermaid? 1241 01:33:41,121 --> 01:33:43,331 Steal the mermaid. Stealing the mermaid! 1242 01:33:43,498 --> 01:33:46,751 Are we gonna fold her in half and put her in a briefcase? 1243 01:33:46,876 --> 01:33:48,753 In a briefcase. In half. 1244 01:33:48,962 --> 01:33:51,506 I guess it's all right. 1245 01:33:51,673 --> 01:33:53,383 Go in. Go in. 1246 01:33:53,591 --> 01:33:55,343 - Good joke, there. - Yeah. 1247 01:33:57,595 --> 01:33:59,389 [ Beeping ] 1248 01:34:30,545 --> 01:34:32,881 - Hi. - Hi. 1249 01:34:33,006 --> 01:34:36,676 Is this the big secret you've been keeping, 1250 01:34:36,843 --> 01:34:39,471 that you're a mermaid, or is there something else? 1251 01:34:39,637 --> 01:34:41,681 No, that's it. 1252 01:34:45,018 --> 01:34:48,271 Allen, don't feel guilty. 1253 01:34:48,396 --> 01:34:50,523 Guilty? About what? 1254 01:34:50,648 --> 01:34:52,901 About not loving me anymore. 1255 01:34:54,486 --> 01:34:57,030 Oh, Madison. 1256 01:34:57,238 --> 01:34:59,407 All the time we were together, 1257 01:34:59,574 --> 01:35:01,910 you always knew how I was feeling. 1258 01:35:02,077 --> 01:35:03,912 Can't you tell now? 1259 01:35:09,084 --> 01:35:10,919 [ Faster Beeping ] 1260 01:35:13,338 --> 01:35:16,925 Well, left my wife in New Orleans 1261 01:35:17,092 --> 01:35:19,260 Forty-eight kids and a can of beans 1262 01:35:19,427 --> 01:35:22,180 - Left, right, one, two - Oh, my God! 1263 01:35:22,389 --> 01:35:24,391 - What? - Stand back, man. 1264 01:35:24,516 --> 01:35:27,894 Cover his face, for God's sake! 1265 01:35:28,019 --> 01:35:30,522 What happened? What's going on? 1266 01:35:30,689 --> 01:35:33,149 Dr.Johanssen bent down to examine that creature... 1267 01:35:33,316 --> 01:35:35,944 and suddenly these rays came out of her eyes! 1268 01:35:36,111 --> 01:35:39,406 Don't go in there! She'll melt your face off. 1269 01:35:39,531 --> 01:35:41,408 I knew something would happen. What should I do? 1270 01:35:41,616 --> 01:35:44,953 - Don't whine. Seal off the area. - I'll call the Pentagon. 1271 01:35:45,120 --> 01:35:47,956 You want to create a national panic? 1272 01:35:48,123 --> 01:35:51,418 - I don't want to die! - Pull yourself together. 1273 01:35:51,543 --> 01:35:53,628 Don't let anybody in that room. 1274 01:35:53,795 --> 01:35:56,923 I'll be back with nuclear weapons. Come on, Doctor. 1275 01:36:24,826 --> 01:36:26,953 Good afternoon, Dr. Ross. Who are your guests? 1276 01:36:27,120 --> 01:36:30,331 Drs.Jarred and Johanssen from the Swedish Institute. 1277 01:36:30,498 --> 01:36:32,584 Sir? 1278 01:36:32,709 --> 01:36:37,088 Dr. Kornbluth left with the Swedes a few minutes ago. 1279 01:36:43,178 --> 01:36:46,973 Hiya, boys. Come in. The water's fine. 1280 01:36:47,182 --> 01:36:48,975 [ Laughing ] 1281 01:36:50,477 --> 01:36:54,105 Let's get her back now! And arrest him. 1282 01:36:57,692 --> 01:37:01,738 [ Alarm ] 1283 01:37:08,328 --> 01:37:13,667 [ Helicopter] We have a blue BMW. Over. 1284 01:37:35,897 --> 01:37:37,691 - [ Honking ] - Come on. 1285 01:37:37,899 --> 01:37:41,528 Know something? I don't think we're being followed. 1286 01:37:41,695 --> 01:37:44,572 Wha-- Well, that was easy. 1287 01:37:44,739 --> 01:37:48,159 That was simple! We did it! [ Laughing ] 1288 01:37:48,326 --> 01:37:50,578 -[ Walter ] My plan. - You're a genius. 1289 01:37:50,704 --> 01:37:53,081 I am a genius, but you came in with the Swedish thing. 1290 01:37:53,248 --> 01:37:56,710 That was a brilliant touch. 1291 01:37:56,876 --> 01:37:59,045 I didn't even like you when we first met. 1292 01:37:59,170 --> 01:38:01,464 Nobody likes me when they first meet me. 1293 01:38:01,589 --> 01:38:03,425 [ Laughing ] 1294 01:38:03,591 --> 01:38:05,969 Allen? 1295 01:38:12,767 --> 01:38:14,853 - Move! - All right. Here we go! 1296 01:38:19,566 --> 01:38:22,068 [ Honking ] 1297 01:38:25,739 --> 01:38:28,241 [ Honking ] 1298 01:38:31,119 --> 01:38:33,288 Suspect heading south on Broadway. 1299 01:39:05,945 --> 01:39:10,325 [ Helicopter ] Unit One. Lost them in the Wall Street district. Over. 1300 01:39:13,078 --> 01:39:14,871 - Stop the car. - What? 1301 01:39:15,330 --> 01:39:17,957 Stop and let me out. I'll slow them down. Do it! 1302 01:39:24,506 --> 01:39:27,926 I caused all this. Now I'm gonna finish it. 1303 01:39:36,685 --> 01:39:38,478 Get the hell out of here. 1304 01:39:38,687 --> 01:39:40,438 Go! 1305 01:39:58,331 --> 01:40:00,417 Whoa! Oooh. 1306 01:40:02,711 --> 01:40:05,505 What a week I'm having.! 1307 01:40:06,715 --> 01:40:08,550 [ Honking ] 1308 01:40:16,349 --> 01:40:19,019 [ Honking ] 1309 01:40:20,645 --> 01:40:22,939 Hey, mac, move that thing out of here. 1310 01:40:24,524 --> 01:40:26,735 Up yours, Gomer. I'm waitin' for a fare. 1311 01:40:26,901 --> 01:40:28,945 [ Tires Screech ] 1312 01:40:34,451 --> 01:40:36,953 Heave! 1313 01:40:38,913 --> 01:40:41,124 All right. Move out. 1314 01:40:42,292 --> 01:40:44,502 Come on, let's go! 1315 01:41:10,570 --> 01:41:12,947 - I was ready to stay with you forever. - I know. 1316 01:41:13,073 --> 01:41:15,867 They know who you are. They won't leave you alone. 1317 01:41:16,076 --> 01:41:18,453 I can't ever come back to you. 1318 01:41:18,620 --> 01:41:21,081 I wish I could go with you. 1319 01:41:21,247 --> 01:41:23,291 You can. 1320 01:41:23,291 --> 01:41:25,710 - How? - It can be done. 1321 01:41:26,127 --> 01:41:29,964 Remember when you were eight and fell off the ship? 1322 01:41:30,131 --> 01:41:32,509 You were safe under the water, weren't you? 1323 01:41:32,676 --> 01:41:34,803 Yeah. 1324 01:41:34,969 --> 01:41:37,347 You were with me. 1325 01:41:37,514 --> 01:41:40,642 You mean, that was real? 1326 01:41:41,726 --> 01:41:44,145 That was you? 1327 01:41:44,312 --> 01:41:46,981 That was you! 1328 01:41:49,859 --> 01:41:52,445 This is great. This is great! 1329 01:41:52,654 --> 01:41:54,864 I can go with you and still come back... 1330 01:41:54,989 --> 01:41:57,659 and see Freddie at Christmas. 1331 01:41:57,826 --> 01:41:59,828 You can't ever come back. 1332 01:41:59,953 --> 01:42:03,081 [ Sirens ] 1333 01:42:13,633 --> 01:42:15,468 Madison. 1334 01:42:18,430 --> 01:42:20,223 I understand. 1335 01:42:29,649 --> 01:42:31,693 You on the dock, don't move. 1336 01:42:31,860 --> 01:42:33,695 You're under arrest. 1337 01:42:33,903 --> 01:42:35,989 Let the girl go. Step back. 1338 01:42:36,156 --> 01:42:38,199 You're under arrest. 1339 01:42:38,324 --> 01:42:40,118 You have to go. 1340 01:42:40,326 --> 01:42:42,620 Move out. Let's go.! 1341 01:42:43,705 --> 01:42:45,498 I love you, Madison. 1342 01:42:47,334 --> 01:42:48,752 Go. 1343 01:42:51,087 --> 01:42:52,964 Go! 1344 01:42:59,554 --> 01:43:02,390 Get that guy on the dock. 1345 01:43:03,767 --> 01:43:05,393 Leave her alone! 1346 01:43:08,438 --> 01:43:10,065 Leave her alone! 1347 01:43:20,408 --> 01:43:22,660 Madison. 1348 01:43:29,626 --> 01:43:31,211 Madison! 1349 01:43:41,429 --> 01:43:45,100 Stay where you are. We'll get you out. 1350 01:43:48,061 --> 01:43:50,730 [ Gasping ] Madison! 1351 01:44:36,109 --> 01:44:38,153 [ Garbled Shouts ] 1352 01:44:38,278 --> 01:44:39,946 Ooo! 1353 01:45:08,433 --> 01:45:12,604 [''Love Came For Me''] 1354 01:45:12,729 --> 01:45:15,899 One fine day 1355 01:45:17,067 --> 01:45:22,280 Love came for me 1356 01:45:24,074 --> 01:45:28,161 And love was rare 1357 01:45:30,038 --> 01:45:34,084 As love can be 1358 01:45:35,960 --> 01:45:41,007 I saw stars 1359 01:45:41,174 --> 01:45:46,554 Shining in clear blue skies 1360 01:45:46,721 --> 01:45:52,394 We flowed together 1361 01:45:53,561 --> 01:45:56,815 Once and forever 1362 01:45:59,234 --> 01:46:03,363 Love came for me 1363 01:46:05,281 --> 01:46:08,868 One fine night 1364 01:46:11,037 --> 01:46:15,417 Love let us see 1365 01:46:16,960 --> 01:46:21,589 How far we'll go 1366 01:46:22,882 --> 01:46:26,386 How good we'll be 1367 01:46:29,055 --> 01:46:31,850 We saw a world 1368 01:46:33,643 --> 01:46:39,441 No one ever saw before 1369 01:46:39,649 --> 01:46:43,445 It was the world 1370 01:46:43,611 --> 01:46:46,906 Love can start 1371 01:46:47,032 --> 01:46:51,661 With a beat of a heart 1372 01:46:51,828 --> 01:46:55,915 Love came for me 1373 01:47:21,024 --> 01:47:24,569 I saw stars 1374 01:47:26,696 --> 01:47:32,535 Shining in clear blue skies 1375 01:47:32,744 --> 01:47:36,039 We flowed together 1376 01:47:38,124 --> 01:47:43,755 Once and forever 1377 01:47:43,922 --> 01:47:48,343 Love came for me 1378 01:47:49,761 --> 01:47:53,973 One fine night 1379 01:47:55,517 --> 01:47:59,854 Love let us see 1380 01:48:01,272 --> 01:48:05,485 How far we'll go 1381 01:48:07,195 --> 01:48:11,908 How good we'll be 1382 01:48:13,243 --> 01:48:18,498 We saw a world 1383 01:48:18,623 --> 01:48:25,171 No one ever saw before 1384 01:48:25,380 --> 01:48:28,675 It was the world 1385 01:48:28,800 --> 01:48:32,178 Love can start 1386 01:48:32,345 --> 01:48:37,142 With a beat of a heart 1387 01:48:37,350 --> 01:48:41,938 Love came for me 1388 01:48:42,105 --> 01:48:48,194 Love came for me 1389 01:48:48,319 --> 01:48:53,074 Love came for me 1390 01:48:53,074 --> 01:48:57,245 >> Napisy pobrane z http://napisy.org << >>>>>>>> nowa wizja napisów <<<<<<<< 90216