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Yo, Phoebe. Shh, quiet.
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I'm hiding from Gideon. Oh, sorry.
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Why are you hiding from Gideon?
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Gideon is out of control these days.
He's constantly asking me out, calling
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boo, or boo bear, or boo ranasaurus
wreck.
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He can't possibly be worse than Sarah.
Ever since I stopped dating Allison, she
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won't leave me alone.
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So I had to break out this.
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Chloe's makeup mirror?
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Yeah. Back when I had a band and dreamed
of being a rock star, I was going to
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use it to avoid crazy fans.
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Now, I use it to avoid my craziest fan
of all.
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Hey, Max!
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You have a crazy fan? That must be so
annoying.
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Anyway, I got you this little beehive.
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Oh, I got it, Sarah, because you're
Max's honey.
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Did he say that?
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Did you say that?
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Are there bees in that thing?
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Maybe Max does have it worse than me.
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Get it? Because I'm your boo?
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I get it.
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Just don't want it.
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Well, you didn't like that, but you are
going to love the boo -loons.
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The what?
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help me drop off Nora at super camp.
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I feel bad that I sat on her bunkmate,
the invisible kid.
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Why didn't I ever get to go to camp?
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You did. You burnt the place down.
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Where is it? Where is it?
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I can't be sure, but I think Mom's
looking for something.
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Oh, no. Barb, did Chloe lose her blanket
again?
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I'll go ask her where she left it.
Aren't you mad, child?
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You know how attached she is to that
thing. Now, last time it went missing,
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teleported everything out of the house
to try to find it. Including my slide. I
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had to use the stairs like an animal.
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I'm gonna go hide my homework.
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I'm gonna go hide from Phoebe.
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Barb, we panic every time Chloe loses
that blanket. Maybe there's another way
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can handle this?
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No, when she's ready to give up the
blanket, she will.
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Now, make with the muscles and lift up
the couch.
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which is where we should go into so I
can make you a snack.
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Chloe is never going to get over that
blanket as long as your mom keeps
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it for her. But Daddy knows exactly what
to do.
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Leave it alone and let Mom handle it?
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Oh, Thunder Child, I have so much to
teach you.
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Well, this is weird.
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What? Nothing weird about this.
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Take my underwear!
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Okay, now it's weird.
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Gideon and Sarah are completely in love
with us, and your solution is to play
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video games? This is the closest I'll
get to living out my rock star dream.
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Going on a world tour, staying in fancy
hotel rooms, having adoring fans.
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Hey, about that, can I have my underwear
back? I feel a draft.
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Next time, keep them on your butt.
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Would you focus, Max? We have to fix our
Gideon and Sarah problem.
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That's a school problem.
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We're home now. We're safe.
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Really?
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Thunder monitor, show us the door cams.
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Does she have a tent?
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Yep. And he's stringing up a hammock.
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We're not safe at school. We're not safe
at home. This has to stop.
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You're right.
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We let them sleep through the night,
then we attack in the morning.
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No. I have a better plan. Let's do it.
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You haven't heard the plan.
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Let's not do it. Okay.
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We're going to set Gideon and Sarah up
with each other. If they hit it off,
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they'll forget all about us.
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Oh. Now that is a really good idea.
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Colosso, give her the deluxe super fan
treatment.
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Right?
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Simple thank you would have been fine.
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what we try to be. Look closer, you
might see the crazy things we do.
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This is a make -believe.
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It's our reality.
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Just your average family.
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Try to be normal and stay out of
trouble.
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Living a double life.
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Alright, I texted Sarah to meet me over
at table seven.
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Okay, good. I just texted Gideon to meet
me at table seven. Although, it is a
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school night, so they might not show up.
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in our porch, you think school would
stop them?
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I'm sorry, Sarah, but I need this table.
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I'm meeting Phoebe.
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Well, I'm meeting Max.
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I know what's happening.
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Me and Phoebe and you and Max are having
a double date.
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A date?
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I knew sleeping on his porch would work.
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All right, they're sitting together. Now
what?
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Now we call the love doctor.
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I have to take this.
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Yes, this is Phoebe, the love doctor.
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No one's enjoying them.
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Just watch. They're perfect for each
other. We just need to create the right
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mood for them to realize it. Here, first
step, flower.
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Somebody ordered your table this bloody
romance package.
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I bet Max set this up. He's so romantic.
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Don't you think?
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All I think about is Phoebe.
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Forget he's allergic to everything?
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Yes, I did.
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Ring, ring. Hello, this is Dr. Better
Than Phoebe, and I'm ready to operate.
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Did not sting.
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Worth it!
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Okay, before your mom gets back, it's up
to us to fix Khloe's blanket problem.
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Just to be clear, we're talking about
Khloe Kardashian, right?
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No, Chloe, your sister.
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Not as high profile, but I'll still
help.
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First, we hide her blanket.
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Next, we tell her it's missing. She'll
get upset, but she'll get over it.
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Then we'll fix this Chloe Kardashian
thing.
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Sure.
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Chloe!
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Hey, Daddy.
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Honey, take a seat. We've got some bad
news.
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Your blanket is gone.
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What? Your blanket's gone and you have
to deal with it.
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All right, just settle down, Billy.
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Honey, I know you're sad, but you'll
always have it in your heart.
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I thought it was in the cupboard.
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What Billy means is you'll always keep
it in the cupboard in your heart.
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But it is time to move on.
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I miss my blankie.
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She still looks pretty sad.
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Should I yell at her again? No.
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This is all part of the process. She'll
be completely over it in 20 minutes.
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I miss my blankie!
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Let's get that blanket back.
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now that you've returned, sweetie.
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I missed my blanket!
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Oh, no, it happened again?
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Yes, because... We don't know where it
is.
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Why don't you go look for it upstairs?
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A blanket doesn't just walk away.
Somebody had to have taken it.
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I bet it was Colosso, because he's
always up to something, and he's
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over there.
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You're so soft.
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I've been looking for you my whole life.
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Colossal, get your bunny butt off
Chloe's blanket.
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Oh, this is Chloe's?
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That changes nothing!
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Quick, Billy, run after him and get
Chloe's blanket.
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Just to be clear, are we talking about
Chloe Kardashian?
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Fresh clam?
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Fresh from where?
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You ask too many questions.
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Oh, good, the lovebird's flying back to
the nest.
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The police said it's only been 20
minutes, so it's too soon to declare Max
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missing.
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Okay, I just hacked into the tube to
send them a romantic heart -shaped
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Did you order this pizza? She's like a
bus.
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No, I didn't order any of this stuff.
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I'm done waiting here for Phoebe.
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I'm going to go wait at her house.
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I'm going to go get my bloodhound watch.
and he'll track Max down.
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He always does.
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Max, they're leaving. Do something.
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They can't leave. They can't find the
door.
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Whoa!
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Max, turn the lights back on.
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Mike dumped the clams.
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I mean, ocean clams.
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Phoebe, look.
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You caught me.
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I did.
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And you didn't comment on my sweaty
paws.
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hand.
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I like how you smell like pimple cream.
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Hey, I got movie tickets for me and Max.
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Do you want to go instead?
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Sure. I spent so much time in Phoebe's
locker. I'm happy to go anywhere.
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I think they're going on a date.
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Yep. Thanks to my plan.
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Moist hands is not your plan.
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Dilworth!
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blanket, Colosso.
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What are you guys scared of? A little
girl?
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Yes, and little girl's mother.
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Sorry, but you know the old saying,
finders keepers, losers, get out of my
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Oh yeah?
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Well, whoever smelt it, dealt it.
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That's all I got.
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I'm taking back that blanket.
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You electrified your cage?
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Kloster, you have a problem.
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You're right.
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Stealing a little girl's blanket?
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What's wrong with me?
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Sorry, I'll turn the cage off.
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This is the kind of fun we're going to
have now, Blankie.
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Hey, I've been here ten seconds and no
bees, balloons, or bloodhounds.
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Surprise! I baked you cookies.
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I ate some of them because I've been in
here since last night.
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Idiot! So sweet!
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I love locker food.
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Max, I think we did it.
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We sure did.
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Hey, Phoebe, I'm sorry to break your
heart, but I went out with Sarah last
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night. And Max, in case you were
wondering, I'm the Sarah he's talking
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Oh, no, I...
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I have feelings of sadness now.
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Phoebe, you're still young.
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You'll meet another stud muffin who's
out of your league.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm heartbroken. So when are
you going on your second date?
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I'm taking Gideon to meet my uncle at
his band's concert tonight at the
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Hiddenville Coliseum.
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Huh. Sugar Ray's playing in the Coliseum
tonight.
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Wait, your uncle and Sugar Ray?
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Yeah, Mark McGrath. He's a rock star. No
big deal.
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Oh, I thought your uncle was Mark
McGrath the janitor.
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I'm a custodial engineer.
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Who knows?
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Maybe if you become my boyfriend, Uncle
Mark will let you come on tour with us
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this summer.
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Wait, so Gideon's gonna get to live the
rock star dream?
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Hope so.
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Come on, babe.
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He's talking to you.
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Oh.
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I'm babe?
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Squirreling on the inside.
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Okay, good. For a second there, I
thought you were going to try to become
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Sarah's boyfriend so you could go on
that world tour.
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What? I would never do that. Okay, good.
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I'm going to go enjoy having Gideon out
of my life.
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And I'm going to go get Sarah back into
mine.
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Woo!
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Squirreling's a lot more fun than I
thought.
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Ready to be your boyfriend.
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What's that?
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Kiss you in front of your rock star
uncle?
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It's a little weird, but okay.
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What's that? I was just cleaning the
mirror with my face.
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Anyway, goodbye.
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Hold on, mirror kisser.
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Is that your disguise bag?
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It says Disguise Bag.
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Actually, it says Disguise Bag.
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Because it belongs to Disguise.
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You're going to sneak into that concert
and try to make Sarah fall for you just
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so her uncle will take you on that world
tour.
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Okay, fine.
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Just because I have to live out my rock
star dream.
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Private jets, backstage passes, all you
can eat shrimp.
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You know how much Disguise loves shrimp.
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You cannot mess with Gideon and Sarah's
relationship like that. It's not even a
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relationship. They went on one date that
we tricked them into. So I'm not
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letting you stand in my way of dating
the girl that I can't stand.
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Well, I'm not going to let you leave.
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Unless you do that.
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I know it's been a whole day since we
lost your blanket, but please stop
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teleporting.
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It's not under the table.
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That new blanket looks just like
Chloe's. There is no way she's going to
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to tell the difference.
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Chloe, we found your blanket.
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Frankie! Oh, thank goodness. Where was
it? It doesn't matter. Just as long as
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Chloe's happy.
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Do you think I'm a fool?
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We were hoping you were.
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No, it's not.
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Yeah, it looks just like the one that we
took from you.
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What? What?
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Goose.
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Hey, start talking.
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You look beautiful today. About the
blanket.
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Okay. I know where it is, but you are
not going to believe it. Colossal has
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Yes, dear.
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Ah, you guys are just in time to watch
my snuggle party.
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Snuggle, snuggle, snuggle, snuggle.
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Colossal, give us back that blanket
or... I'll take it from you myself.
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Barb, I already tried. And if Thunderman
can't open that cage, no one can.
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No fair. You have electrical powers.
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Here you go, Chloe.
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teleporting all our furniture to...
Where is it?
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Abu Dhabi.
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Blankie made me a monster. Here, you
keep it.
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Oh, Blankie! I missed your soft touch.
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Chloe, we are so proud of you. But we're
even more proud...
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of luxury box seats to his concert. Your
uncle's so cool, my uncle lives in our
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garage.
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It's cool, bro.
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I'm a roadie. Yeah, the band asked me to
come up here and see if I could check
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out the acoustics.
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Oh, no, this is not good.
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Could be a while.
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Hey, chef bro.
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You seen the cute redhead? She's about
this tall and this crazy.
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Yeah, she's here with someone. You
should go kiss a mirror.
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Chef, bro, you're my sis.
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That's right, Mac. How'd you beat me
here?
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Because I didn't waste an hour at the
wig depot.
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I also had to go to the sleeveless shirt
check.
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Okay, well, now you can go away and
leave the happy couple alone.
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I'm not going anywhere until I win back
what's -her -face.
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Believe me, no choice.
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You want beef?
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You got it.
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That was a veggie burger, you fool.
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A roadie chef fight? In every...
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No, you both need to listen.
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Sugar Ray?
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Well, the band's named Sugar Ray, but
I'm Mark McGrath.
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Mark McGrath?
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Listen, I've toured around the world and
I've seen a lot of things. And I see
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what's going on here.
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You ladies are clearly in love with my
niece's date.
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I'm sorry, that's definitely not it.
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Don't talk.
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Just look. This is the best view of the
stage.
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Why watch the stage when I have a front
row seat to your face?
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You just bought yourself a nose kiss.
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You can't stop that dorky passion.
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Mark McGrath's right.
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Mark McGrath sure is.
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They fell for each other.
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I can't stand in the way of their nerd
love.
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Oh, man, look at this place. So sorry
about the mess.
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Ah, don't worry about it. It'll get
cleaned up by the other Mark McGrath.
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Maybe you're the other Mark McGrath. Did
you ever think of that?
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All right, let's get out of here before
Gideon and Tara recognize us.
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Guess it's time to kiss my rock star
dreams goodbye.
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But wait, before you go, I have got
something for you.
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Your guitar?
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Better.
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How did you know?
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Mark McGrath.
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It's what I do.
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