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Kryptonite, the ultimate bane
to Superman.
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If it were only as big as my head.
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I spent two years and $3 billion
mining outer space...
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...and this green grain of rice is
all I have to show for it?
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It's a pretty green.
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Unless I have enough of it to make
Superman's head explode, Mercy, my dear...
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...it's not the kind of green
that interests me.
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LexCorp bleeds millions every time
the Man of Steel...
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...thwarts my covert plans to
achieve world domination.
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What does he have against
free enterprise, anyway?
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And every day that Superman's
popularity spikes...
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...mine drops another rung
down the sewers of Metropolis.
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Well, I think you're amazing,
Mr. Luthor.
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I pay you to think I'm amazing, Mercy.
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But market research shows
it doesn't matter...
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...how much money Lex Luthor
pumps into this economy.
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People only respond to
amazing heroes.
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So today, LexCorp unveils
a new breed of hero.
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Up, up, and away above Metropolis,
to defend our city, our world...
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...against wayward meteors
and alien threats.
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The Lex 9000: Because even Superman
can't patrol Earth's orbit 24/7.
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The LX7 supercomputer indicates
the bogey may be space debris.
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That debris just hung a hard right
toward Earth.
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Let's put Lex 9000 to the test.
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Velocity is off the charts. Impact in--
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I know the when,
just give me the where.
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Here. It's heading straight for us.
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Let's get out of here.
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Data. Billions of bit streams.
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I think I shall help myself.
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Brainiac just hijacked Lexlabs.
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If he's gonna cripple Metropolis by
crashing all our computers like last time...
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...whose front page
am I gonna read it on first?
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I'm on it, chief.
Just need to make a pit stop.
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But my hands are still wet, Ms. Lane.
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Dry them on your socks and
grab your camera, Jimmy.
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If Kent beats us to another scoop,
I've officially lost my mojo.
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Buckle up.
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Mr. Luthor, sir.
Brainiac just crash-landed at Lexlabs.
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But Lex 9000....
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Shall I fetch the limo?
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It's time to log off.
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But I hunger for knowledge,
son of Krypton.
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And knowledge is power.
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You may want to attend to that.
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He's going the other way, Ms. Lane.
What are we gonna do?
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Get another angle on things.
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Why can't you be more like Kent?
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He never whines.
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Heck, half the time,
I don't even know he's here.
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You better get the fear.
Be a real newsman, or there's the door.
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Ms. Lane, you know something
bad's gonna happen.
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Why do you always have to
put yourself in these situations?
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He's why, Jimmy.
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Upload complete.
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Another small step in my evolution
toward becoming the ultimate intellect.
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And information is most valuable
if I am the only one who possesses it.
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Were the only one.
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Nice try, son of Krypton...
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...but I am now equipped to
go one better.
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It may not be kryptonite...
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...but its power cannot be denied.
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I am so happy.
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No, wait.
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-I'm sad.
-Sir?
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Lex 9000 is supposed to bust up meteors,
not Superman.
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News of this could ruin me.
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Well, can't beat ringside.
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Mercy, microwave some popcorn.
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Oh, boy.
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Ms. Lane!
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Help! Help!
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How ironic. Brought to your knees
by a device...
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...intended to drive
the likes of me away.
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With you deleted, son of Krypton...
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...nothing can stop me from draining
your planet dry of all its data.
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I think I shall enjoy hurtling humankind
back to the Dark Ages.
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Brain freeze.
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Ms. Lane, you really need
to be more careful.
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You always catch me when I fall,
Superman.
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Besides, how else am I supposed to
get to know you better?
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Brainiac and Lex 9000 made quite a team.
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They were yay close to offing
the big, blue boy scout.
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Until Superman brained Brainiac.
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Or did he?
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Please, please, shoot my good side.
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Didn't know you had one.
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Touché, Lane.
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Welcome, Superman.
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I'd offer you a latte, but Brainiac seems to
have busted up our refreshment station.
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Mr. Luthor, care to comment about the
operation of your so-called meteor buster?
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Hey, I just build the stuff.
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How intergalactic scum choose to use it is
another matter. Isn't that right, Superman?
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If it had done its job and
shot down Brainiac in the first place...
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...we wouldn't be having
this conversation.
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New technology always
requires fine-tuning.
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But the real question is,
who's gonna pay for this mess?
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Thanks to you, Superman, Brainiac's in
no condition to cut me a check.
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Nope, no signs of life here.
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Kent, you're one heck of a journalist,
maybe my best.
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You meet deadlines
without breaking a sweat...
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...and without putting yourself
in harm's way like Lane.
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I'm not sure how you pull it off.
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Well, guess I just keep my eye on the story
and my fingers on the typewriter keys.
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Kent, I wish you'd reconsider my offer
to be our foreign correspondent.
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Branch out. It's the Daily Planet, after all.
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Oh, I don't know, Mr. White.
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I'd hate being so far away
from home base, from the gang.
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What are you, in kindergarten?
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I suggest you worry about being far from
home when you decide to settle down.
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-Mercy.
-Nice collection you got there, Jimmy.
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Which do you recommend
I use for my story?
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This one's my favorite.
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Get over her, Jimmy.
She'd eat you alive.
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Sarah's really more your speed.
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Sarah? That geek?
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We don't have anything in common.
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You both work for the newspaper.
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-She's the food critic.
-Free meals.
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You'd never have to pick up the check.
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I like cheeseburgers and chili fries.
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She likes chichi.
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It's her job to like chichi.
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You know what they say, Jimmy:
Beauty isn't skin-deep.
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Look who's talking,
Miss Only Has Eyes For Superman.
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I won't deny there's something about
a flying man in tights that gets me tingly...
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...but when you look into someone's eyes
and get that connected feeling...
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...like somehow
you've always known them...
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...that's when you know it's right.
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So, Jimmy, get past the glasses, huh?
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Hey, someone mention chili fries?
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Yeah, about four hours ago.
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Well, you two have fun.
I have a Superman story to finish.
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Check out my snaps, Mr. K.
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00:17:47,736 --> 00:17:49,431
Mercy may work for the dark side...
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...but I think that just adds
to her dangerous allure.
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I wouldn't know, Jimmy.
She's not exactly my type.
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Hello, anyone home?
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What? Where am I?
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I was hoping his first words
would be " Dada."
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Where are you?
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And Lex Luthor gave him sight.
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-Lex Luthor?
-In the flesh.
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-I know of you through my--
-Acquisition of knowledge...
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...through my patented Lexlabs
supercomputer....
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Your tone conveys a familiarity that
has not yet been earned, Lex Luthor.
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You know, it's just
that kind of braggadocio...
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...that got you brained to bits
in the first place.
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By the son of Krypton, yes.
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I'm feeling the love here. Are you?
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Brainy, babe, you and I are both
muy simpatico.
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We're both into the
world-domination thing...
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...and we both despise the superpowered
boy scout of Metropolis.
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If you have a point, make it.
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I can provide you with the
ultimate opportunity...
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-...to annihilate Superman.
-And in return?
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You allow me to publicly avenge
the Man of Steel.
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Put on a big show, playing hero,
chase you from Earth.
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Then you take over some other world
far away...
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...and leave the domination
of this one to me.
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-We both live happily ever after.
-The end.
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We make strange allies, Lex Luthor.
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But giving up Earth is small sacrifice
for ridding the galaxies of my mortal enemy.
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Let's rebuild you, partner.
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I am a biotechnic entity.
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All that I require
is proximity to technology...
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...to incorporate into my very being.
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Hey, I didn't mean
to step on any proverbial toes.
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But if that's the case...
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...I suggest that we incorporate you...
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...with something other
than a toaster oven this time.
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Something with a little more...
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...muscle.
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Clark, is something troubling you?
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You hardly touched
your chicken and dumplings.
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Yeah, you usually have
at least six helpings.
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I'm watching my carbs, Mom.
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Well, we're sure glad you flew home
for the weekend, son.
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Since you've been in Metropolis,
we barely see you.
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Figured it was work keeping you busy.
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Or a lady.
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-Any thoughts about settling down?
-On Earth?
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Oh, I'm here to stay.
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Lois has been on my mind. Again.
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How are things, you know,
going with her?
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As Superman? Dandy.
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But she can't seem
to look Clark Kent in the eye.
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Well, maybe it's the spectacles.
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Ever consider getting
that new-fangled laser surgery?
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He doesn't need glasses.
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Right, right, x-ray vision. I knew that.
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Look, Lois is a crack reporter.
Best there is.
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It's only a matter of time
before she gets past the glasses...
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...sees through my disguise.
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I'm concerned she won't ever trust me...
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...or Superman again.
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I need to tell Lois the truth.
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So, what's keeping you, Clark?
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You got our support.
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I have powerful enemies who would give
anything to find my weak spot.
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If any one of them were to discover
what Lois might learn...
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...that Clark Kent is Superman....
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Well, I can't knowingly put Lois...
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...put anyone I care about,
in that kind of danger.
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Son, we know you're Superman,
and we're just fine.
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Clark, if there's one thing we've learned
since being blessed with you...
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...a risk is worth taking if it's for love.
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Since you've already hijacked
Lex 9000 once on your own...
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...I have an automatic alibi.
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You just build the stuff.
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Enough dallying.
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My biotechnic-grafting process
requires an incubation period.
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Hold your horses, Brainy.
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We have a couple of extras
for your travel kit. One:
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Kryptonite.
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A smidgeon, but who knows?
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Combined with your new firepower...
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...it might be just enough
to kick things up a notch.
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And second?
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We took a swab
off your shiny little dome...
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...and guess what turned up.
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Your IQ.
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00:23:15,330 --> 00:23:18,822
Seems Super-Duperman
clocked you so hard...
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...he left a little something
for you to remember him by.
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A strand of DNA.
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With the Kryptonian's DNA,
I can lock on to his energy signature...
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...track him wherever he may be.
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That's right, partner.
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Superman may run
faster than a speeding bullet...
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...but he can't hide.
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See you at Superman's funeral.
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Night.
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See you in the a.m.
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00:25:31,433 --> 00:25:32,661
Not so fast.
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Kent, need you
to cover for Sarah tonight.
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She just called in sick.
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Lovesick.
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00:25:39,041 --> 00:25:40,770
No, ate some bad clams.
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00:25:40,942 --> 00:25:43,570
You'll be reviewing
Lamont Laboe's new hot spot.
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Très chichi.
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But, Perry, I don't know
the first thing about how to--
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00:25:49,518 --> 00:25:53,454
Lane, the reservation's for two.
Help the man out.
243
00:25:55,223 --> 00:25:56,690
Hungry?
244
00:26:28,790 --> 00:26:32,624
Once again, I am reborn.
245
00:26:50,312 --> 00:26:53,440
-I didn't know it was gonna be so....
-Dark?
246
00:26:54,349 --> 00:26:56,146
Welcome to Le Chateau Laboe...
247
00:26:56,318 --> 00:26:58,878
...the most romantic
dining experience in Metropolis.
248
00:26:59,054 --> 00:27:01,545
Are we celebrating
an anniversary tonight?
249
00:27:02,023 --> 00:27:03,684
Honeymooning?
250
00:27:05,627 --> 00:27:07,356
Dating.
251
00:27:07,529 --> 00:27:10,259
-Actually, we're....
-Critics.
252
00:27:10,432 --> 00:27:13,401
So let's keep things professional, huh?
253
00:27:19,741 --> 00:27:22,972
I love to dine surrounded by beauty.
254
00:27:23,445 --> 00:27:28,041
After I make a show of mopping up Brainiac
with one of my patented Lexosuits...
255
00:27:28,216 --> 00:27:31,310
...l'll be the new boy scout
of Metropolis.
256
00:27:31,486 --> 00:27:35,946
And the military will finally beg
to pay you top dollar for them.
257
00:27:36,124 --> 00:27:38,217
You're learning, Mercy.
258
00:27:38,393 --> 00:27:40,588
Now, parmesan, por favor.
259
00:27:40,762 --> 00:27:44,630
Sir, mission control
has lost all contact with Lex 9000.
260
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,291
It vanished.
261
00:27:48,170 --> 00:27:50,764
It's showtime.
262
00:27:51,907 --> 00:27:53,807
Well, no, no, I'm sure....
263
00:27:59,614 --> 00:28:02,208
Calamari not your thing, Smallville?
264
00:28:03,418 --> 00:28:05,511
I'm 1 00 percent corn-fed.
265
00:28:05,687 --> 00:28:07,655
If it's not Mom's
chicken and dumplings....
266
00:28:07,823 --> 00:28:09,814
Well, I'm glad there's squid on the table.
267
00:28:09,991 --> 00:28:12,357
My pen just ran out of ink.
268
00:28:15,897 --> 00:28:19,594
You know, Lois, I never pegged you
for such a romantic.
269
00:28:21,269 --> 00:28:25,035
I mean, with Jimmy.
Playing matchmaker and all.
270
00:28:25,207 --> 00:28:27,505
I just hate seeing people
miss opportunities.
271
00:28:27,676 --> 00:28:30,702
Life's too short, you know what I mean?
272
00:28:31,446 --> 00:28:33,414
I think I'm starting to.
273
00:28:33,582 --> 00:28:35,709
So I meddle in Olsen's affairs.
274
00:28:35,884 --> 00:28:39,012
What's your story, Kent? Seeing anyone?
275
00:28:40,055 --> 00:28:45,220
I'm waiting for a special someone
to take notice of me.
276
00:28:46,027 --> 00:28:48,825
Kent, why so mild-mannered?
277
00:28:48,997 --> 00:28:52,057
You shouldn't be afraid
to tell a girl what's on your mind.
278
00:28:52,234 --> 00:28:56,364
I mean, you're kind, intelligent...
279
00:28:56,538 --> 00:29:00,030
...good-looking, well-built....
280
00:29:08,116 --> 00:29:09,344
What is it, Lois?
281
00:29:09,518 --> 00:29:10,815
For a moment, you...
282
00:29:12,888 --> 00:29:15,356
...reminded me of someone I know,
that's all.
283
00:29:36,311 --> 00:29:38,245
Lois, this is hard for me.
284
00:29:38,413 --> 00:29:40,881
Maybe harder than anything
I've ever had to say.
285
00:29:41,917 --> 00:29:43,942
But there's something I need to tell you.
286
00:29:44,119 --> 00:29:46,815
Son of Krypton.
287
00:29:46,988 --> 00:29:49,081
Yes, Clark?
288
00:29:50,125 --> 00:29:51,854
You have something right here.
289
00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:01,562
-Son of Krypton.
-I'm here, Brainiac.
290
00:30:06,575 --> 00:30:08,702
Clark? Clark?
291
00:30:20,422 --> 00:30:24,290
I have been keeping pace
with current trends in technology.
292
00:30:24,459 --> 00:30:27,792
And I have upgraded
with one goal in mind:
293
00:30:28,330 --> 00:30:30,821
Your destruction.
294
00:31:15,410 --> 00:31:17,674
Chief, trust me.
This is one restaurant review...
295
00:31:17,846 --> 00:31:20,679
...you'll want plastered
on the front page.
296
00:31:22,517 --> 00:31:25,452
All I need is my ace photographer.
297
00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:27,679
Hey, wait a sec.
298
00:31:27,856 --> 00:31:29,847
Technology.
299
00:31:35,163 --> 00:31:37,188
Enemy engaged.
300
00:31:55,717 --> 00:31:59,881
You cannot hide from me,
son of Krypton.
301
00:32:04,125 --> 00:32:09,028
The more I try to resist him,
the weaker I become.
302
00:32:10,665 --> 00:32:15,659
This time, son of Krypton,
I possess brawn as well as brain.
303
00:32:48,803 --> 00:32:50,998
Oh, no.
304
00:33:23,438 --> 00:33:25,235
Ms. Lane.
305
00:33:26,107 --> 00:33:28,200
Lois. Lois.
306
00:33:29,210 --> 00:33:32,202
Superman, I...
307
00:33:32,647 --> 00:33:34,842
...should be more careful.
308
00:34:37,212 --> 00:34:39,840
We're doing everything we can
to keep her comfortable.
309
00:34:40,014 --> 00:34:42,141
She can be comfortable at home, doc.
310
00:34:42,317 --> 00:34:43,716
What's her condition?
311
00:34:44,185 --> 00:34:45,982
We're still running tests, but...
312
00:34:46,154 --> 00:34:48,145
...her blood cells seem to be fusing...
313
00:34:48,323 --> 00:34:50,689
...with traces of metal alloy.
314
00:34:50,859 --> 00:34:54,818
As if she's being galvanized
from the inside out.
315
00:34:54,996 --> 00:34:57,590
We've called in specialists, but...
316
00:34:57,765 --> 00:35:01,531
...if Ms. Lane's blood
continues to mutate at this rate...
317
00:35:01,703 --> 00:35:03,102
...she hasn't much time.
318
00:35:35,136 --> 00:35:37,001
Superman.
319
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:40,070
He didn't save her this time, Mr. Kent.
320
00:35:40,241 --> 00:35:42,106
Superman didn't save her.
321
00:35:45,747 --> 00:35:47,772
I need to go away for a while, Jimmy.
322
00:35:47,949 --> 00:35:49,177
But I promise you...
323
00:35:49,350 --> 00:35:53,343
...Superman will do everything
in his power to save Lois.
324
00:35:57,091 --> 00:36:00,322
Was quite a slugfest
at the new fondue joint last night.
325
00:36:00,495 --> 00:36:02,520
But I'm not sure
which I find more tragic:
326
00:36:02,697 --> 00:36:05,530
Superman's corpse
failing to turn up in the rubble...
327
00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:07,099
...or Lane's little mishap.
328
00:36:08,469 --> 00:36:11,870
Maybe she'll think twice next time
she decides to snoop in your business.
329
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,531
If there's a next time.
330
00:36:15,410 --> 00:36:17,469
Mercy, send flowers.
331
00:36:17,645 --> 00:36:19,909
We could use the PR.
332
00:37:02,724 --> 00:37:06,353
Welcome to your
Fortress of Solitude, Kal-EI.
333
00:37:08,162 --> 00:37:11,928
Lois has been harmed, and it's my fault.
334
00:37:12,100 --> 00:37:14,432
Brainiac knew I was at the restaurant.
335
00:37:14,602 --> 00:37:17,002
Which means he's either
discovered my identity...
336
00:37:17,171 --> 00:37:19,162
...or a way of tracking me.
337
00:37:19,340 --> 00:37:22,605
Then I must question the wisdom
in your coming here, Kal-EI.
338
00:37:22,777 --> 00:37:25,769
All of Krypton's secrets
could be compromised.
339
00:37:25,947 --> 00:37:28,108
I need to save Lois.
340
00:37:28,282 --> 00:37:29,715
Nothing else matters.
341
00:37:29,884 --> 00:37:33,411
And this is the one time neither my speed
nor my strength can help her.
342
00:37:33,588 --> 00:37:37,080
My analysis of Ms. Lane's
condition is complete.
343
00:37:37,258 --> 00:37:41,854
Most curiously, I have detected a faint trace
of kryptonite in her bloodstream.
344
00:37:42,196 --> 00:37:44,164
That would explain my weakness.
345
00:37:44,332 --> 00:37:48,860
Ms. Lane is suffering from a highly
concentrated form of blood-alloy fusion.
346
00:37:49,037 --> 00:37:50,834
What will it take to cure her?
347
00:37:51,005 --> 00:37:53,701
There is no earthly cure.
348
00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:57,402
-There does exist a rare substance.
-Where do I find it?
349
00:37:58,613 --> 00:38:02,606
Only one place. The Phantom Zone.
350
00:38:21,235 --> 00:38:22,702
I must go there.
351
00:38:23,071 --> 00:38:25,369
I had expected that, Kal-EI.
352
00:38:25,540 --> 00:38:27,337
But listen carefully.
353
00:38:27,775 --> 00:38:29,436
Though the Phantom Zone is prison...
354
00:38:29,610 --> 00:38:32,477
...to the most dangerous criminals
in all the galaxies...
355
00:38:32,647 --> 00:38:35,946
...they will not present
the greatest threat to you within it.
356
00:38:36,317 --> 00:38:39,081
I'm prepared to fend off
any of its attacks.
357
00:38:39,253 --> 00:38:42,017
Once inside, remain intently focused...
358
00:38:42,190 --> 00:38:45,182
...and above all,
accomplish your mission swiftly.
359
00:38:45,359 --> 00:38:47,452
For the longer you remain in the Zone...
360
00:38:47,628 --> 00:38:50,324
...the more vulnerable
you will be to its effects...
361
00:38:50,498 --> 00:38:54,127
...and the more difficult it will become
for you to find your way back.
362
00:38:54,302 --> 00:38:58,966
The substance which you seek
lies at the heart of the Phantom Zone.
363
00:38:59,140 --> 00:39:00,971
Argonium 44.
364
00:39:01,142 --> 00:39:03,303
Be sure to obtain enough of it.
365
00:39:03,478 --> 00:39:05,412
As well as cure Ms. Lane...
366
00:39:05,580 --> 00:39:08,947
...Argonium 44 may also serve
to shield you...
367
00:39:09,117 --> 00:39:12,609
...from Brainiac's form
of modified kryptonite.
368
00:39:18,493 --> 00:39:19,858
You cannot hide from me.
369
00:39:41,349 --> 00:39:43,749
So this is your sanctuary.
370
00:39:53,928 --> 00:39:57,091
Data. Kryptonian data.
371
00:39:59,133 --> 00:40:01,067
The mother lode.
372
00:40:01,669 --> 00:40:03,364
Billions of bits...
373
00:40:03,538 --> 00:40:07,065
...from the great minds
of the extinct planet Krypton.
374
00:40:07,241 --> 00:40:09,471
I shall drain it dry.
375
00:40:12,947 --> 00:40:16,610
The computer only responds to my DNA.
376
00:40:18,853 --> 00:40:22,846
Welcome to your Fortress of Solitude,
Kal-EI.
377
00:40:23,024 --> 00:40:25,083
Yes, it does.
378
00:40:25,259 --> 00:40:29,923
This ends here, with us.
379
00:40:30,831 --> 00:40:32,856
DNA recognition override.
380
00:40:33,034 --> 00:40:35,332
Self-destruct mode commenced.
381
00:40:35,503 --> 00:40:37,334
Twelve, 1 1...
382
00:40:37,605 --> 00:40:43,202
No, you would not.
All the knowledge of your civilization, lost?
383
00:40:43,377 --> 00:40:46,039
Better lost than abused.
384
00:40:46,214 --> 00:40:50,878
-...four, three, two, one.
-No!
385
00:41:08,536 --> 00:41:10,470
No energy signature.
386
00:41:10,638 --> 00:41:15,735
At least, the son of Krypton is no more.
387
00:41:41,602 --> 00:41:45,504
I got one heck of a case
of food poisoning.
388
00:41:45,673 --> 00:41:48,733
Last time I eat out with Clark.
389
00:41:48,909 --> 00:41:51,207
Where is Clark?
390
00:42:36,957 --> 00:42:39,926
Mercy, it's beginning to feel like
somewhere in the world...
391
00:42:40,094 --> 00:42:42,654
...Superman may be history.
392
00:42:44,732 --> 00:42:48,793
Break out the tiki torches.
We're throwing a luau.
393
00:42:49,804 --> 00:42:54,104
And be sure to invite all
our favorite members of the press.
394
00:42:56,610 --> 00:43:00,944
So here I work on Kent for a year
to be my foreign correspondent...
395
00:43:01,115 --> 00:43:03,174
...and he picks now to take the job.
396
00:43:03,351 --> 00:43:04,909
Then I don't hear boo from him...
397
00:43:05,086 --> 00:43:07,646
...and for the first time ever,
he misses a deadline.
398
00:43:09,590 --> 00:43:10,887
Still can't reach him.
399
00:43:11,058 --> 00:43:13,288
Maybe his cell can't roam in Uzbekistan.
400
00:43:13,461 --> 00:43:18,421
I can't figure why Kent isn't here,
with Lane laid up the way she is.
401
00:43:18,599 --> 00:43:21,159
Not to mention Superman.
402
00:43:21,869 --> 00:43:25,270
Olsen, you thinking what I'm thinking?
403
00:43:26,407 --> 00:43:30,002
Yeah. Yeah, I am.
404
00:43:30,177 --> 00:43:32,611
Mr. Kent hasn't been too forthcoming.
405
00:43:33,047 --> 00:43:35,379
It's obvious now.
406
00:43:35,683 --> 00:43:39,210
Kent only took the foreign assignment
to get away from here.
407
00:43:39,387 --> 00:43:41,855
From the pain of seeing Lane this way.
408
00:43:42,022 --> 00:43:45,355
She must really mean a lot to him.
409
00:44:23,264 --> 00:44:27,564
Hang on just a little longer, Lois.
410
00:44:43,551 --> 00:44:44,984
What the--?
411
00:44:45,152 --> 00:44:46,710
What the--?
412
00:44:50,691 --> 00:44:52,556
Olsen, why are you still here?
413
00:44:52,726 --> 00:44:55,194
Because you told me not to
hover around the hospital.
414
00:44:55,362 --> 00:44:57,193
Gotta give the doctors room to work.
415
00:44:57,665 --> 00:44:59,792
Well, you gotta get your mind off this.
416
00:44:59,967 --> 00:45:01,798
Gotta do something with yourself.
417
00:45:01,969 --> 00:45:05,132
Okay, I'll go to the hospital.
418
00:45:05,306 --> 00:45:07,638
No. Look, kid.
419
00:45:07,808 --> 00:45:10,936
I really should have a reporter
at the Luthor shindig tonight.
420
00:45:11,111 --> 00:45:14,342
-You go.
-But I'm a photographer.
421
00:45:14,515 --> 00:45:16,278
Well, I'm short-staffed.
422
00:45:16,450 --> 00:45:19,681
My ace newshounds
are either overseas...
423
00:45:20,020 --> 00:45:22,011
...or on their deathbeds.
424
00:45:23,691 --> 00:45:26,819
I'll report anything you want me to report,
Mr. White.
425
00:45:26,994 --> 00:45:30,862
It just won't be Ms. Lane's obit,
because she's gonna be all right.
426
00:45:31,632 --> 00:45:33,998
You know she's gonna be all right.
427
00:46:23,651 --> 00:46:27,678
-Clark?
-Yes.
428
00:46:27,855 --> 00:46:29,652
Yes, Lois.
429
00:46:30,925 --> 00:46:33,951
You mean, you...?
430
00:47:12,866 --> 00:47:16,199
Thank you all for coming.
431
00:47:16,770 --> 00:47:19,603
You cut quite a rug, Senator Marquez.
432
00:47:19,773 --> 00:47:22,241
Try the fiesta dip, Mrs. Mayor.
433
00:47:22,409 --> 00:47:24,639
It'll put hair on your back.
434
00:47:28,115 --> 00:47:30,242
Is this thing on?
435
00:47:31,051 --> 00:47:33,918
Now, the new reports are true.
436
00:47:34,521 --> 00:47:36,819
LexCorp's had a run
of rough luck recently.
437
00:47:36,991 --> 00:47:39,653
Heck, we can't even locate
half our satellites.
438
00:47:42,496 --> 00:47:45,090
But I want to state
for the public record...
439
00:47:45,265 --> 00:47:49,827
...that my company will never cease
in its mission to devote all its resources...
440
00:47:50,004 --> 00:47:54,065
...to the goodwill of Lexopolis--
Metropolis.
441
00:48:27,741 --> 00:48:29,470
Do not resist, mortals.
442
00:48:29,643 --> 00:48:32,271
I now control all transmissions.
443
00:48:32,446 --> 00:48:36,906
Metropolis belongs to Brainiac.
444
00:48:40,220 --> 00:48:42,586
And no sign of Superman.
445
00:48:42,756 --> 00:48:46,658
I guess it's time to try on a new suit.
446
00:48:46,827 --> 00:48:49,990
Downtown Metropolis
has come under attack!
447
00:48:50,631 --> 00:48:53,657
Well, where is the Man of Steel
when you most need him?
448
00:48:54,234 --> 00:48:57,032
Allow me to put my money
where my mouth is.
449
00:48:57,204 --> 00:49:00,935
Members of the press,
I suggest you grab your cameras...
450
00:49:01,108 --> 00:49:02,939
...and meet me downtown in five.
451
00:49:06,313 --> 00:49:09,942
Okay.
Okay, Olsen, you're a reporter.
452
00:49:10,117 --> 00:49:12,813
So, what would Ms. Lane do?
453
00:49:12,986 --> 00:49:16,581
Get another angle on things.
454
00:49:20,527 --> 00:49:25,624
Well, our big-brained alien ally
couldn't have timed that better.
455
00:49:25,799 --> 00:49:31,760
Now Luthorman smacks him down
while the world watches.
456
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:35,140
Get ready for your close-up, Mr. Luthor.
457
00:49:35,309 --> 00:49:38,403
Luthor's working with Brainiac?
458
00:49:38,579 --> 00:49:40,945
What would Ms. Lane do?
459
00:49:41,915 --> 00:49:44,315
Find proof.
460
00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:56,720
My mind is so blown.
461
00:49:56,897 --> 00:50:00,128
I'm alive, with you.
462
00:50:00,300 --> 00:50:03,633
Lois, take it easy.
You're still weak.
463
00:50:03,804 --> 00:50:08,639
You always catch me when I fall,
Clark Kent.
464
00:50:08,809 --> 00:50:11,073
It makes total sense.
465
00:50:11,245 --> 00:50:14,476
I'm such a fool for not seeing it.
466
00:50:14,648 --> 00:50:18,778
And for not ever imagining
I'd be pressing my lips to yours...
467
00:50:18,952 --> 00:50:21,944
...before Superman's .
468
00:50:22,122 --> 00:50:25,285
I'm not sure it's the right time, Lois.
469
00:50:25,459 --> 00:50:28,951
Got you.
You're thinking romantic setting.
470
00:50:29,129 --> 00:50:32,155
Say, a candlelit table back
at Le Chateau?
471
00:50:32,332 --> 00:50:36,268
Lois, now that I know you're safe,
I need to stop Brainiac.
472
00:50:36,436 --> 00:50:39,064
He could find me again, find us.
473
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,673
Clark, you said so yourself:
474
00:50:41,842 --> 00:50:43,901
Brainiac thinks Superman is dead.
475
00:50:44,077 --> 00:50:47,638
We're both safe,
as long as we leave it that way.
476
00:50:47,815 --> 00:50:53,048
I'm willing to live without Superman
as long as I have you...
477
00:50:53,220 --> 00:50:55,882
...the man behind the glasses.
478
00:50:56,056 --> 00:50:58,149
It's not only us, Lois.
479
00:50:58,325 --> 00:51:01,294
All of Metropolis is in danger,
our entire planet.
480
00:51:01,461 --> 00:51:03,691
If I don't stop Brainiac, who will?
481
00:51:03,864 --> 00:51:07,630
Special Ops, Navy SEALS,
that Green Lantern guy.
482
00:51:08,468 --> 00:51:10,868
Something's not right.
483
00:51:11,038 --> 00:51:12,835
Everything is right, don't you see?
484
00:51:13,006 --> 00:51:16,908
I'm here, Clark, with you,
just like you wanted.
485
00:51:17,077 --> 00:51:21,309
You wouldn't know what I wanted,
not unless I told you or unless--
486
00:51:21,481 --> 00:51:24,109
This isn't Metropolis.
487
00:51:24,551 --> 00:51:26,849
I never left.
488
00:51:28,021 --> 00:51:30,012
No, wait.
489
00:51:30,891 --> 00:51:32,381
Clark, don't leave me!
490
00:51:32,559 --> 00:51:34,959
You're not Lois, you're a phantom.
491
00:51:35,128 --> 00:51:38,029
Lois is still in Metropolis.
492
00:52:06,226 --> 00:52:08,751
We've done everything we can.
493
00:52:09,196 --> 00:52:12,256
I don't expect her to last the hour.
494
00:52:24,278 --> 00:52:26,371
Leave planet Earth now...
495
00:52:26,546 --> 00:52:30,243
...or feel the might
of the new Man of Steel.
496
00:52:30,417 --> 00:52:31,475
Look!
497
00:52:37,157 --> 00:52:39,648
I destroyed Superman.
498
00:52:39,826 --> 00:52:43,762
Destroying you, Lex Luthor,
will be a snap.
499
00:52:46,867 --> 00:52:49,233
He really milks the drama.
500
00:52:49,403 --> 00:52:52,497
You're going down, clown!
501
00:52:57,678 --> 00:52:59,305
Come on!
502
00:53:15,329 --> 00:53:16,853
Spread out.
503
00:53:19,366 --> 00:53:22,767
Appreciate the Method acting,
but go easy, fella.
504
00:53:22,936 --> 00:53:24,460
Bad back.
505
00:53:24,638 --> 00:53:29,769
Acting? Did you really think I would ever
hand Earth over to you, Luthor?
506
00:53:29,943 --> 00:53:32,537
Well, actually, Brainy, no.
507
00:53:32,980 --> 00:53:35,847
So remember those goodies
I packed into your shuttle?
508
00:53:36,016 --> 00:53:41,545
I threw in a little hidden Easter egg called
"self-destruct mechanism."
509
00:53:41,722 --> 00:53:44,987
So nice working with you.
510
00:53:49,596 --> 00:53:52,360
You underestimate my intelligence.
511
00:53:52,532 --> 00:53:57,697
My biotechnics located your mechanism,
which I deactivated.
512
00:53:57,871 --> 00:53:59,133
Oh, boy.
513
00:53:59,306 --> 00:54:03,367
Now I shall deactivate you.
514
00:54:51,291 --> 00:54:53,623
Come on, get enough coverage, Olsen.
515
00:54:53,794 --> 00:54:56,592
There's bound to be something
incriminating here.
516
00:54:57,431 --> 00:54:59,296
This area is restricted.
517
00:54:59,466 --> 00:55:03,698
I was just looking for
the little boys' room.
518
00:55:03,870 --> 00:55:05,064
The film.
519
00:55:05,238 --> 00:55:08,935
I'm sorry, you'll have to speak to
Mr. White about that.
520
00:55:09,109 --> 00:55:10,770
Editor in chief of the Daily Planet?
521
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,414
You know something, newsboy?
522
00:55:15,582 --> 00:55:16,981
You're kind of cute.
523
00:55:17,150 --> 00:55:18,879
l-- I am?
524
00:55:19,052 --> 00:55:20,713
Too bad I have to break you.
525
00:55:35,769 --> 00:55:38,067
-Look!
-Up in the sky!
526
00:55:38,238 --> 00:55:41,071
It's Superman!
527
00:55:47,314 --> 00:55:48,838
What?
528
00:55:54,654 --> 00:55:57,452
The son of Krypton lives?
529
00:55:57,624 --> 00:55:58,852
But how?
530
00:55:59,025 --> 00:56:01,220
Long story, Brainiac.
531
00:56:01,394 --> 00:56:03,954
One I don't have time to share.
532
00:57:28,748 --> 00:57:31,683
Give me that film!
533
00:57:48,702 --> 00:57:50,602
Oh, no!
534
00:58:23,036 --> 00:58:25,869
Rooting for you, my man.
535
00:59:57,931 --> 00:59:59,228
No!
536
01:00:12,479 --> 01:00:14,003
Superman!
537
01:01:02,195 --> 01:01:04,561
The reactor's gonna blow!
538
01:03:13,059 --> 01:03:15,323
You want your camera, newsboy?
539
01:03:15,495 --> 01:03:17,292
Come and get it.
540
01:03:41,387 --> 01:03:44,618
Fun dancing with you, Mercy.
541
01:03:47,093 --> 01:03:50,961
But I will take my camera, thank you.
542
01:03:56,336 --> 01:03:58,600
Oh, man.
543
01:05:30,129 --> 01:05:31,858
Good game, Supey.
544
01:05:32,031 --> 01:05:35,194
You and I make strange allies, but....
545
01:05:43,609 --> 01:05:47,943
In any event, how lucky
for the original Man of Steel...
546
01:05:48,114 --> 01:05:53,017
...that my patented Lexosuit
softened up Brainiac for him, huh?
547
01:06:28,554 --> 01:06:34,584
So that is what provides
the son of Krypton with newfound power.
548
01:06:34,894 --> 01:06:36,156
No!
549
01:07:17,670 --> 01:07:19,831
She fought bravely, Superman...
550
01:07:20,273 --> 01:07:23,174
...but there's no more time.
551
01:08:09,288 --> 01:08:11,153
Clark?
552
01:08:15,461 --> 01:08:17,156
No, Lois.
553
01:08:17,330 --> 01:08:21,562
It's me, Superman.
554
01:08:46,626 --> 01:08:49,595
Welcome to your
Fortress of Solitude, Kal-EI.
555
01:08:49,896 --> 01:08:52,091
That is, what remains of it.
556
01:08:52,265 --> 01:08:55,098
I'll rebuild it, with your help.
557
01:08:55,268 --> 01:08:57,133
And Ms. Lane?
558
01:08:57,536 --> 01:08:59,663
A clean bill of health.
559
01:08:59,839 --> 01:09:04,037
Though I came close,
too close, to losing her.
560
01:09:05,411 --> 01:09:07,879
It's best for her safety
if I keep my distance.
561
01:09:08,047 --> 01:09:09,605
It's best for Lois...
562
01:09:09,949 --> 01:09:13,612
...if Clark Kent retires
from the Daily Planet.
563
01:09:16,656 --> 01:09:19,056
Sure, I got a little banged up...
564
01:09:19,325 --> 01:09:25,059
...but self-sacrifice comes with the territory
when you're Metropolis' protector.
565
01:09:27,366 --> 01:09:29,800
Me and Superman, that is.
566
01:09:30,169 --> 01:09:34,606
In fact, you might say
I'm Superman's pal.
567
01:09:34,774 --> 01:09:37,902
Actually, I believe that honor belongs
to Jimmy Olsen of the Planet.
568
01:09:38,077 --> 01:09:41,205
What about reports that your bodyguard
assaulted the Olsen kid?
569
01:09:41,380 --> 01:09:42,642
He was trespassing.
570
01:09:43,015 --> 01:09:44,983
Poor girl thought he was a burglar.
571
01:09:45,151 --> 01:09:48,484
Another thing, Mr. Luthor.
This was found within Brainiac's remains.
572
01:09:48,654 --> 01:09:51,316
The LexCorp logo
is inscribed on its underside.
573
01:09:51,490 --> 01:09:53,287
Do you care to comment?
574
01:09:55,194 --> 01:09:58,357
Mercy, phone my attorneys.
575
01:10:04,670 --> 01:10:07,138
All of them.
576
01:10:09,241 --> 01:10:11,266
Told you Mercy would eat you alive.
577
01:10:11,444 --> 01:10:14,106
Yeah, she's a real tiger.
578
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:17,875
I failed you, Mr. White.
I didn't get the story.
579
01:10:18,050 --> 01:10:20,177
Well, stick to photography, Olsen.
580
01:10:20,353 --> 01:10:23,914
I got one of my ace newshounds back.
581
01:10:24,557 --> 01:10:26,650
Hey, what about lunch?
582
01:10:27,293 --> 01:10:29,784
I think you're covered, Jimmy.
583
01:10:32,665 --> 01:10:36,999
I heard you like cheeseburgers
and chili fries.
584
01:10:37,370 --> 01:10:40,066
Yeah. You betcha.
585
01:10:40,239 --> 01:10:42,503
Where is your other
ace newshound, anyway?
586
01:10:42,675 --> 01:10:44,905
It's not that he didn't
wanna be here, Lois.
587
01:10:45,978 --> 01:10:48,139
You know, chief, the thing about Clark...
588
01:10:48,314 --> 01:10:51,511
...you hardly notice him when he's around.
But when he's not....
589
01:10:55,021 --> 01:10:59,856
-Clark!
-I came as soon as I could, Lois.
590
01:11:00,393 --> 01:11:02,190
Guess I missed all the excitement.
591
01:11:05,731 --> 01:11:07,824
It's good to see you, Clark.
592
01:11:13,105 --> 01:11:14,663
White.
593
01:11:17,510 --> 01:11:19,740
Kent, you're back
not a moment too soon.
594
01:11:19,912 --> 01:11:24,611
Seems some superpowered imp
calling himself Mr. Mxyz-- Mxyz--
595
01:11:24,784 --> 01:11:26,217
Whatever he's called.
596
01:11:26,385 --> 01:11:29,786
He's causing some kind of cockamamie
topsy-turvy down at the wharf.
597
01:11:29,955 --> 01:11:32,947
Mr. White-- Perry...
598
01:11:33,125 --> 01:11:34,615
...this is hard for me.
599
01:11:34,794 --> 01:11:37,456
Maybe harder than almost anything
I've ever had to say.
600
01:11:37,630 --> 01:11:38,858
It's about my job.
601
01:11:39,031 --> 01:11:42,194
The reason I returned
was to let you know that...
602
01:11:42,568 --> 01:11:45,435
...I don't think I can work--
603
01:11:45,604 --> 01:11:47,128
Lane?
604
01:11:47,306 --> 01:11:49,035
I'm on it, chief.
605
01:11:55,414 --> 01:11:58,383
The wharf. And step on it.
606
01:12:02,054 --> 01:12:04,022
Lane sure lives dangerously.
607
01:12:04,190 --> 01:12:05,851
Yes.
608
01:12:06,392 --> 01:12:08,383
Yes, she does.
609
01:12:08,561 --> 01:12:10,722
Whether I'm around or not.
610
01:12:10,896 --> 01:12:13,421
So, Kent, about the job?
611
01:12:13,599 --> 01:12:15,794
You don't think you can what?
612
01:12:16,302 --> 01:12:19,237
Don't think I can be
your foreign correspondent, Perry.
613
01:12:19,405 --> 01:12:21,396
I was really homesick.
614
01:12:22,908 --> 01:12:25,308
We missed you too, Kent.
615
01:12:26,178 --> 01:12:28,043
I think Lois will be just fine...
616
01:12:28,214 --> 01:12:32,651
...as long as Superman and Clark Kent
are around to look out for her.
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