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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:14,693 What's that? 2 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,321 I got a mysterious package... 3 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:20,407 ...postmarked Las Vegas. 4 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,452 Oh, "Baume & Mercier." 5 00:03:26,956 --> 00:03:28,290 Oh, my God. 6 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,667 This is so beautiful. 7 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:32,961 I had it engraved. 8 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:35,088 Here. 9 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,302 "You are my life. Love, T." 10 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:44,056 - They couldn't fit "Tony." - I believe that. 11 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:46,808 Thank you. 12 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,978 But I don't know what it's for. 13 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:53,815 Well, like I said, I was sorry I had to go out to Vegas when I did. 14 00:03:54,692 --> 00:03:58,820 Once you explained you had to take care of Christopher's business interests... 15 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:03,992 God knows Kelli'll need the money. 16 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,702 The baby. 17 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:26,014 All I'm talking about, delay, right? Just take care of that, all right? 18 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:27,182 Bobby? 19 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:29,559 John Stefano. 20 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:31,353 You touching asbestos? 21 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,063 No, I don't work with that shit. 22 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,524 It's okay. 23 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:38,193 Shame about Chris Moltisanti. 24 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:41,989 Where'd you get these bozos? 25 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:45,492 Ecuadorians. Bunch of them Polacks. 26 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,661 How come they ain't wearing their space suits? 27 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:48,870 That's a union rule. 28 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:51,581 If I couldn't run this job without that fucking contract... 29 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:54,543 ...ain't none of us gonna make any real scratch. 30 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:57,713 You don't got an envelope? 31 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:02,884 You must have seen fights before. 32 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:05,804 Your friends beating up the African kid... 33 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:08,348 ...why do you think that's been impossible to shake? 34 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:11,435 They had my back after all the shit with Blanca. 35 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:13,895 You know, they care about me. 36 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,732 Did you try to stop the beating? 37 00:05:16,899 --> 00:05:19,443 I'm one individual. What could I do? 38 00:05:26,784 --> 00:05:30,245 I know kids on Lexapro who say it's great... 39 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,789 ...and I still feel like shit. 40 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,417 I mean, why can't I catch a fucking break? 41 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,462 Your classes, how are you enjoying those? 42 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:43,884 English is boring. And the other one's kind of interesting... 43 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,928 ...but it's pretty depressing. 44 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:48,972 The Israeli-Palestinian conflict? 45 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:52,267 People blowing each other up because their god says... 46 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:56,104 ...they're allowed to live in a certain patch of fucking sand. 47 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:59,107 Yeah, and other people's gods say they're supposed to live there. 48 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:01,943 Maybe I shouldn't have taken it. 49 00:06:02,111 --> 00:06:04,071 You seem to be taking it all personally. 50 00:06:04,947 --> 00:06:07,783 These mujahideen assholes, like in Indonesia... 51 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:10,369 ...and they, like, wanna kill everybody. 52 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,289 Have you considered writing about your experience... 53 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:15,749 ...with the Somali boy? 54 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:19,920 - A short story, perhaps? - Why would I do that? 55 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,255 It might help clarify your feelings. 56 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,593 I was watching CNN... 57 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:31,765 ...this story about these kids in some Iraqi hospital... 58 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:35,811 ...how the burn unit doesn't have the right medicine or something. 59 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:39,981 Then they show this story about some mall in Minnesota... 60 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:42,359 ...and these gigantic fat people... 61 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:46,029 ...buying stuff and eating all this shit. 62 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:49,491 You know, it's like my parents. 63 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:52,160 I mean, you should see our house. 64 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:56,289 I mean, the stupid coffeemaker they got, media room. 65 00:06:58,042 --> 00:06:59,334 Then there's Blanca... 66 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:01,670 ...and her kid hardly talks. 67 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:05,257 She can't afford to send him to a decent school. 68 00:07:06,008 --> 00:07:08,510 You think your feelings about Blanca... 69 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,888 ...in any way relate to this African boy? 70 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:14,307 She's not black. 71 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,395 I mean... 72 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:20,689 ...she's pretty tan. 73 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:29,865 - There he is. - Hey. 74 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:31,658 - Hey. - Welcome back. 75 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:32,868 Welcome back, Ton. 76 00:07:34,203 --> 00:07:36,705 - Good to see you again. - How was your trip? 77 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:40,542 - Great. Had a fucking blast. - Yeah? 78 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:45,046 - Business too. Christopher's shit. - Yeah. 79 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:47,883 Some fucking guys out there owed him money. 80 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,889 Little Carmine took it on the Cleaver set. We had it framed. 81 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:58,685 Talk about a trip. 82 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:01,897 I met this girl, fucking beautiful. 83 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:03,565 Oh, yeah? 84 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,901 - Boys. - Hey. 85 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:09,571 - We did peyote. - Come on. 86 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,573 - Really? - Bobby did mushrooms once. 87 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:14,534 Stuffed mushrooms, a whole fucking platter. 88 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:16,495 Fuck you, huh? 89 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:21,458 Anyway, that's... That's some nutty shit... 90 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,419 ...the desert... 91 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,630 ...the light. 92 00:08:26,797 --> 00:08:29,591 I did X once. That fucking was incredible. 93 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:34,095 Oh, yeah, yeah, you kidding? Off the fucking charts. 94 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:36,264 - You wouldn't believe it. - Really? 95 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,350 And the sun... 96 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,478 ...came up... 97 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:46,274 Oh, yeah? 98 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:54,407 We saw Stefano. 99 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:56,451 He didn't have an envelope. 100 00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:01,206 Any movement on that? 101 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,625 We should probably see Phil. 102 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:06,670 I got dosed with acid once, back in '68. 103 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:09,214 I was with your dad and them at the Copa. 104 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:12,133 Fucking B.O.A.C stewardess put it in my drink. 105 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:15,011 Jerry Vale started singing and I look over... 106 00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:17,973 ...your Uncle Jun's got laser beams shooting out of his eyes. 107 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,978 I used to love that house, but now... 108 00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:26,815 ...it's so big, especially at night. 109 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:30,485 You're afraid, you know, all you gotta do is call. Right? 110 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,112 Two minutes, I'll be over. 111 00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:34,281 I know. Thank you. 112 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:36,449 You've been so great. Both of you. 113 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,494 Well, Meadow had another mystery date. 114 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:41,913 That sounds exciting. 115 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,841 What are you doing? Sit. 116 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:56,136 I made your favorite, steak pizzaiol'. 117 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,929 You know they spray a virus on beef... 118 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,557 ...rather than clean the ratshit out of the slaughterhouses? 119 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,892 - What is this now? - Jesus Christ. 120 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:05,895 It's true. Read the paper. 121 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:10,233 I do read the paper. Never heard that. 122 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:12,819 I'm not talking about the sports page. 123 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,656 I mean, the FDA? They approved a virus spray... 124 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:19,659 ...because it kills a similar bacteria found on meat. 125 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:21,828 Must be a good thing then. 126 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,372 Yeah. For the meatpackers... 127 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,583 ...the fucking god of the bottom line. 128 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:28,710 All right, that's enough. 129 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,545 We're trying to eat... 130 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:33,798 ...and you're upsetting people that have been through a tragedy. 131 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:37,427 Fine. Bury your head in the sand. 132 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,888 How about I bury yours in that fucking wall instead? 133 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:44,017 - Tony. - For 20 years, he won't crack a book... 134 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:47,520 ...all of a sudden he's the world's foremost authority. 135 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,738 Well, at least he's getting an education. 136 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,240 An education's to help you get a better job. 137 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:02,077 He's actually reading. This can't be bad. 138 00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:04,579 "The blood-dimmed tide is loosed... 139 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:07,415 ...and everywhere, the ceremony of innocence... 140 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:08,750 ...is drowned. 141 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:12,045 The best lack all conviction... 142 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:16,424 ...while the worst are full of passionate intensity. 143 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,094 Surely some revelation... 144 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:20,804 ...is at hand." 145 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:23,098 "Somewhere in the sands of the desert... 146 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:25,016 ...a shape with lion body... 147 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:29,729 ...and the head of a man, a gaze blank and pitiless as the sun... 148 00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:32,023 ...is moving its slow thighs... 149 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:36,611 ...while all about it reel shadows of the indignant desert birds. 150 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,405 The darkness drops again... 151 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:42,325 ...but now I know that twenty centuries of stony sleep... 152 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:45,328 ...were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle... 153 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:49,124 ...and what rough beast, its hour come round at last... 154 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:52,502 ...slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" 155 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:57,507 Hey, Tony. 156 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,427 You don't look so good. 157 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,554 This job. 158 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,640 You want a sandwich? A cannoli, on the house? 159 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:10,145 No, this microbe of mine... You know, from Pakistan. 160 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,231 - Still? - You got a minute? 161 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,776 - We'd like to show you some pictures. - Angelina Jolie, I hope. 162 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,030 These the gentlemen? 163 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,700 That's them. 164 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,997 What the fuck? What? 165 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,541 Don't know. Financing, maybe. 166 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,668 - Maybe? - Yeah. 167 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,838 Honestly, I'm not even sure we still have them in the country. 168 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:39,883 Thanks for stopping by. 169 00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,887 Next time we'll have party hats. 170 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,766 Hey. 171 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,941 Your nephew's widow... 172 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,526 ...she get my flowers? 173 00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:01,362 Well, if you sent them, I'm sure she did. 174 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,865 Well, I won't expect a thank you anytime soon. 175 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:07,327 The grieving process, it takes time the closer you are to somebody. 176 00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,204 Yeah, I know. 177 00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:14,542 So, brass tacks... 178 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,711 ...what brings you all the way out to the city? 179 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,923 Good news. The condos at the navy yard... 180 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:23,051 Paulie's guy at the Joint Fitters says they're breaking ground. 181 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,512 - Well, that is good. - Good, yeah. 182 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,976 The other thing, this asbestos... 183 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,938 I thought about your offer. 184 00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:38,733 What do you say to 15 percent, plus we forget about the balance... 185 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,944 ...of what you owe me on the vitamin truck? 186 00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:43,321 First off, it wasn't an offer. 187 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:46,449 It's my position: 25 percent. 188 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:48,743 That's it? 189 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:53,832 - What else would you like me to say? - Come on, Phil, what's the problem? 190 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,917 I come here in good faith... 191 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,710 ...I make a reasonable counter. 192 00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,963 Which I considered... 193 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,464 ...and rejected. 194 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,216 Do we need to talk in private? 195 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:04,968 For what? 196 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,347 Okay then, in front of everybody... 197 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,727 ...when you were sick in the hospital... 198 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,771 ...we talked. 199 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:20,316 We shared a... 200 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,946 An understanding about life. 201 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:28,575 - This is business, Anthony. - Yeah, I know. 202 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:32,245 But I'm talking to you here on a human level. 203 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:35,164 There's a limit, Phil. Come on. 204 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:38,835 A point where business bleeds into other shit... 205 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,839 ...feelings make things financially unfeasible. 206 00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:46,551 Charles Schwab over here. 207 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,643 So that's it? 208 00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:59,814 No leeway, no compromise, just stupid fucking jokes? 209 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,651 You want compromise? How's this? 210 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,153 Twenty years in the can... 211 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,238 ...I wanted manicott'. 212 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,616 I compromised. 213 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:13,453 I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. 214 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,538 I wanted to fuck a woman... 215 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,248 ...but I compromised. 216 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,834 I jacked off in a tissue. 217 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,502 You see where I'm going? 218 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,171 Yeah. 219 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:37,352 - Butch, Coco, didn't anybody call you? - About what? 220 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:42,273 - Don't tell me the checks are late. - There ain't any checks. 221 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,984 - The fuck you talking about? - Silvio, Mr. Soprano's guy... 222 00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:48,112 ...came by this morning, said to pull your jobs. 223 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:51,866 - Fuck that. Where's our money? - I don't got it, there's no jobs. 224 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:53,868 Motherfucker. 225 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,537 I'm sorry, guys. Somebody really should have called you. 226 00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,290 Hey! 227 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,376 Jesus Christ! 228 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,715 Guys, that's enough, come on. It's not his fault. 229 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:10,718 Oh, yeah? Maybe it's your fucking fault. 230 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,347 Call the police! 231 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:25,066 Tony Soprano owes you $320. 232 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,243 Hey. 233 00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,373 I was just watching Borat on cable. 234 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:44,752 You can watch that thing 50 times and it's still hilarious. 235 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,880 He brings that lady his shits. 236 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,217 It wasn't fair to the people involved. 237 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:53,928 You loved it when it came out. 238 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,305 What do you want, Meadow? 239 00:16:56,682 --> 00:17:00,059 - How was your exam? - I didn't take it. 240 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,480 Hey, leave that! 241 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:07,150 Okay? Thank you. 242 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,783 Why didn't you take the test? 243 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,745 Because I dropped out, okay? 244 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,872 What's going on with you? 245 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,710 I'm your sister, you have to talk to me. 246 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:29,047 Is this still about Blanca? 247 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,341 You know, I don't know anymore. 248 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,639 I know how you feel, okay? 249 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:42,018 When Finn and I split, I cried every day... 250 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,644 ...for, like, a month. 251 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,813 You realize we're gonna bomb Iran? 252 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,776 - You don't know that. - You watch. 253 00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:52,862 Bush, before he leaves office. 254 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,823 And you know I'm right. 255 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,034 Okay. 256 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:02,121 But you need to learn to shut stuff out. 257 00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:04,624 What? Are you crazy? 258 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,751 I mean, do you hear what we're talking about? 259 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,669 You say that, but I come in here... 260 00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:11,214 ...and you're surfing the web for porn. 261 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,007 It's not porn. 262 00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:22,350 "Al Jazeera"? 263 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,686 Don't you ever feel like there's no point to any of this? 264 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,524 Why don't you try setting goals for yourself? 265 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,193 Maybe you should move out. 266 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,278 Oh, right, in my condition? 267 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,072 I mean, I can't hold a job. 268 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,991 Jesus, A.J., there has to be something you can do. 269 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,911 Look, I'm ill, Meadow. All right, I'm on medication. 270 00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:45,206 Millions of people take Lexapro. 271 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:49,168 I need Mom's cooking. It could mess with my blood chemistry. 272 00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:51,170 Do Mom and Dad know you dropped out? 273 00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,422 No, and don't tell them. 274 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,508 I took time off, remember? 275 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,553 They broke my balls but it really wasn't so bad. 276 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,055 Of course not. I mean, you're their pet. 277 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:04,809 We're Italian, A.J. You're their son. 278 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,727 Do you have any idea what that means? 279 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,898 You'll always be more important. 280 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:14,861 You're awake. 281 00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:21,951 I made Lincoln Log sandwiches. 282 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,036 Maybe later. 283 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:30,835 I am meeting Gab for lunch... 284 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,088 ...and then we are stopping at Nordstrom's. 285 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:39,969 If you go out, make sure you set the alarm. Okay? 286 00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:03,928 Jeez! 287 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,978 Somebody! 288 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,272 Help! 289 00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,400 Help! 290 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:09,744 Help! My arms! They're frozen! 291 00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:12,079 A.J., what the fuck? 292 00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:14,498 Dad! Help...! 293 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,334 Help! 294 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,176 No, Dad! 295 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:30,723 - My leg, it's stuck! - On what? 296 00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:34,769 What the fuck did you do? 297 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:38,397 Hel... Help! 298 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:47,156 All right, I got you. Stop fighting me. 299 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:51,494 - All right. - Don't... 300 00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:54,246 All right, turn around. Grab the side. 301 00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:56,707 Grab the side right there. All right. 302 00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:08,219 All right. 303 00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:12,515 Goddamn it. 304 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:18,646 Hold that. 305 00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:27,321 - Help me. - All right, climb! 306 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:43,796 What's wrong with you?! 307 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:51,178 All right. Are you all right? 308 00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:55,933 All right, come here. 309 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:58,727 Come on. Turn around. 310 00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:01,355 Come on, baby. 311 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:04,191 You're all right, baby. 312 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:07,653 You're all right, baby. You're all right. 313 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:10,948 You're all right. 314 00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:19,331 Well, here we are. 315 00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:22,960 I'll get him settled. You can come tomorrow during visiting hours. 316 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,546 I love you, sweetie. 317 00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:28,340 - I love you. - I love you too. 318 00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:30,634 He's had a lot of Valium. 319 00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:58,454 But he was better for a while. 320 00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:00,873 Look, it's not your fault. 321 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,875 You warned us. 322 00:25:08,965 --> 00:25:10,883 Come on, come on. 323 00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:14,386 Come on, it's gonna be okay. Come on. 324 00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:16,388 It will, Mom. 325 00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:19,225 But he was always so happy. 326 00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:22,603 He was our happy little boy. 327 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,106 I mean, God. 328 00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:30,986 Come here, baby. 329 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:36,992 There you go. White walls. 330 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:47,753 - Skip. - Hey, Ton. 331 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:53,801 There he is. 332 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:56,679 You hungry, T? You want, I'll send the kid for Baja Fresh. 333 00:25:57,764 --> 00:25:59,974 Anything from Phil? 334 00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:01,809 No, not yet. 335 00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:14,154 All right, let's dispense with the 500-pound elephant in the room, huh? 336 00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:16,115 My kid tried to off himself. 337 00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:18,284 We all fucking know. 338 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:26,709 That's it? 339 00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:29,837 Nobody's got nothing to say? 340 00:26:31,631 --> 00:26:33,632 How's he doing, Ton? 341 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:37,011 They got him under observation. 342 00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:39,013 Whatever the fuck that means. 343 00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:44,143 Stupid fuck. 344 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:50,566 Where did I lose this kid? 345 00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:53,694 - What did I do wrong? - Whoa, come on. 346 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,529 Don't blame yourself, T. 347 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:58,073 A lot of pressure on kids today, Ton. 348 00:26:58,241 --> 00:27:00,159 Still, to try to kill himself? 349 00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:02,870 It happens, skip. 350 00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:05,039 Happen to your kids? 351 00:27:05,915 --> 00:27:07,207 Or yours? 352 00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:08,917 They're all different, Ton. 353 00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:11,920 My son, Patrick? I love him to death... 354 00:27:12,088 --> 00:27:14,089 ...but he can be a moody prick sometimes. 355 00:27:14,257 --> 00:27:17,051 Heather, you know, she was 15... 356 00:27:17,218 --> 00:27:18,844 ...she went through a rough patch. 357 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:20,512 Jason, same thing. 358 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,848 And he's got the hyperactivity to boot. 359 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:26,894 My son too. The older one, James. 360 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:28,979 - He tried to kill himself? - No, no. 361 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:32,941 I don't know, he... He gets the blues. 362 00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:37,613 The important thing is A.J.'s getting the help he needs. 363 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:40,699 Whatever it is, I'm sure it's a chemical imbalance. 364 00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:43,994 Ask me, it's all these toxins they're exposed to. 365 00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:46,163 It fucks with their brains. 366 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,915 Between the mercury in fish alone... 367 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,751 ...it's a wonder there ain't more kids jumping off bridges. 368 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:15,401 I can't fucking shake it. 369 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:17,986 Shake what? 370 00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:20,948 - I'm depressed. - Excuse me? 371 00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:22,991 I'm depressed. 372 00:28:23,159 --> 00:28:26,078 I'm telling you, don't you start now. 373 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:28,288 - What does that mean? - It means what it means. 374 00:28:28,456 --> 00:28:31,792 I have enough on my plate, I don't need you adding to it with your bullshit. 375 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,502 Bullshit? 376 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:35,212 It's an illness. 377 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,798 - And it's fucking hereditary. - Thank you, I know. 378 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:40,634 I am intimately acquainted with the Soprano curse. 379 00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:42,970 Your father, your uncle, your great-grandfather... 380 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:45,597 ...who drove the donkey cart off the road in Avellino... 381 00:28:45,765 --> 00:28:47,933 - ...all of it. - What, you think it's a joke? 382 00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:51,061 - Am I laughing? - Then what are you saying? 383 00:28:55,650 --> 00:28:57,484 He didn't get it from my family... 384 00:28:57,652 --> 00:29:00,154 ...that's all I'm gonna say. 385 00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:03,407 Your family don't even talk. Your father's so bottled up... 386 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,826 ...it's a wonder he's even got a stomach left. 387 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,286 As opposed to yours? 388 00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:09,913 Least my father was upfront about what was bothering him. 389 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:12,291 With a bullet through your mother's beehive hairdo. 390 00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:15,961 I knew it. I was wondering how long it'd take for you to throw that up at me. 391 00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,463 You're amazing, you know that? 392 00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:20,883 In high school, you were the happy-go-lucky rascal... 393 00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:23,177 ...the comedian, the rapscallion. 394 00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:25,304 But all of that was bullshit, wasn't it? 395 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:26,889 Oh, poor you. 396 00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:29,099 She got married under false pretenses. 397 00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:33,270 You've been playing the depression card until it is worn to shreds. 398 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,230 And now you've got our son doing it. 399 00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:37,524 Card? Card? 400 00:29:37,692 --> 00:29:39,860 - You heard me. - Oh, so it's all me, huh? 401 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:42,821 Our sonny boy? You had nothing to do with it? 402 00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:46,241 It wears you down, Tony. That's all I'm saying. 403 00:29:46,409 --> 00:29:49,077 Do you have any idea what it's like to spend day after day... 404 00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:51,538 ...with somebody who is constantly complaining? 405 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,375 Fuck you. 406 00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:16,021 It could have been a cry for help. 407 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:19,066 Aren't you listening? He did cry for help. 408 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,985 He's lucky I came home and heard him. 409 00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:24,154 I meant the botched attempt. 410 00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:26,657 On some level, he may have known... 411 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:29,576 ...that the rope was too long to keep him submerged. 412 00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:32,204 Or he could just be a fucking idiot. 413 00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:34,414 Historically, that's been the case. 414 00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:41,713 Me and Carm were getting along so good too. 415 00:30:45,051 --> 00:30:47,386 My father and his panic attacks... 416 00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:49,513 ...my fucking demented uncle... 417 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:53,767 ...not to mention the other one, Eckley, the fucking retard. 418 00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:57,437 You think there are other reasons why your son is so unhappy? 419 00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:01,275 He's got the world by the balls... 420 00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:03,652 ...every fucking advantage... 421 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:06,905 ...and he hits one little pothole and he goes into hysterics. 422 00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:12,286 Yeah, I know. 423 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:18,250 I'm not taking the rap, not completely. 424 00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:23,463 She coddled him, his mother. I said it before. 425 00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:27,134 Every little problem, she's right there... 426 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:31,305 ...to pick him up and wipe off his tears on her apron strings. 427 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:34,141 Children need to feel safe. 428 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,810 I'm sure that made him into the man he is today. 429 00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:39,146 Are you ashamed of him? 430 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,111 Yeah, actually I am. 431 00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:50,657 The coward's way out. Isn't that what they call it? 432 00:31:50,825 --> 00:31:55,078 I think whoever said that didn't understand depression. 433 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:58,123 But you do, don't you? 434 00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:11,136 Where's Dad? 435 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:14,097 Oh, Meadow got rear-ended on Bloomfield Avenue. 436 00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:17,309 - He'll come see you later. - Is he still mad? 437 00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:20,604 He was never mad, A.J. He loves you. 438 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:27,819 - How long do I have to stay here? - Dr. Vogel thinks it might be a good idea... 439 00:32:27,987 --> 00:32:30,822 ...for the time being just to take a time-out. 440 00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:32,282 Like I'm in preschool? 441 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:47,172 Did you see Dr. Vogel today? 442 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:49,216 Today we have group. 443 00:32:58,851 --> 00:33:00,227 Did you eat today? 444 00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:03,772 I had some turkey. It had no flavor at all. 445 00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:06,733 I'll bring some chicken parm tomorrow. 446 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:10,904 I don't think that's allowed, on account of all the bulimic girls. 447 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,954 So it's front-row mezzanine at Grey Gardens... 448 00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:20,580 - ...and the guy says... - Excuse me? 449 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:24,751 - You're Tony Soprano's kid, right? - Yeah. 450 00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:27,587 Small world, running into you like this, huh? 451 00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:29,256 I'm sorry, do I know you? 452 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:31,925 You got a little cream on your mouth there, sweetie. 453 00:33:32,635 --> 00:33:33,927 Be happy to add to it. 454 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,303 - What? - Excuse me. 455 00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:37,431 Lucky guy, her dad. 456 00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:40,350 Must be fun tucking her in at night, huh? 457 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:44,146 - Do you have a problem? - Not yet. 458 00:33:44,313 --> 00:33:47,065 - Would you like one? - Coco, come on. 459 00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:50,986 - What? I'm saying hello. - Come on, let's go. 460 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,904 Hey, best to your dad, huh? 461 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:01,913 What the hell was that? 462 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:07,461 But that is not for you to decide. 463 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:09,880 Don't say anything. 464 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,801 What, are you two talking about me again? 465 00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:22,642 - What's the matter? - Nothing. 466 00:34:24,270 --> 00:34:25,729 What? 467 00:34:29,942 --> 00:34:31,818 Do you know a guy named Coco? 468 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:35,864 - Why? - She was out on a date last night... 469 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:37,991 ...and he came over and pulled some crap. 470 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:39,576 What? 471 00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:44,206 - How? - We were in the city, Little Italy. 472 00:34:44,373 --> 00:34:47,417 We were having dessert and he came up out of nowhere... 473 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:50,670 ...and just started saying all this weird stuff. 474 00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:53,173 What kind of weird stuff? 475 00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:56,468 How he'd like to tuck me in at night. Stuff like that. 476 00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:57,636 Tuck you in? 477 00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:01,056 I could smell the sambuca on his breath. 478 00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:04,476 What exactly did he say? 479 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:09,815 He came up to us and he asked me if I was your daughter... 480 00:35:09,982 --> 00:35:15,153 ...and then he said I had whipped cream on my mouth. 481 00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:18,240 Yeah? 482 00:35:18,407 --> 00:35:19,991 What else did he say? 483 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,208 It's all right. 484 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:31,878 It's okay. He's an idiot... 485 00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:34,172 ...but he's harmless. 486 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:36,550 I'll talk to somebody. 487 00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:45,725 So this boy you're dating, this man, who is he? 488 00:35:46,435 --> 00:35:48,395 You promise not to start with an inquisition? 489 00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:50,856 Will you stop with all the secrecy, please? 490 00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:56,444 - It's Patrick Parisi, okay? - You're kidding me. 491 00:35:56,612 --> 00:35:58,572 That's why I didn't wanna tell you guys... 492 00:35:58,739 --> 00:36:01,074 ...and why he didn't tell Uncle Patsy. 493 00:36:02,201 --> 00:36:04,244 I thought he... Where are you going? 494 00:36:04,912 --> 00:36:06,580 Meeting. Sil. 495 00:36:06,747 --> 00:36:09,416 We have Vogel later, don't forget. 496 00:36:11,294 --> 00:36:13,378 I thought Pat Parisi was engaged. 497 00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:14,838 They broke it off. 498 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:17,090 We kind of hooked up at the Cleaver premiere... 499 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:19,426 ...we started talking. 500 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:23,138 He's changed a lot. I really like him. 501 00:36:23,556 --> 00:36:25,724 So why the big mystery all this time? 502 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:28,310 I knew you and Daddy never liked him. 503 00:36:28,769 --> 00:36:31,730 No, it's not that we didn't like him, it's just... 504 00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:38,820 So all those times you told me you were staying with Kimmie in the city... 505 00:36:38,988 --> 00:36:41,156 ...I suppose you were staying at his apartment? 506 00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:42,616 Sometimes. 507 00:36:46,078 --> 00:36:48,288 Look, there's something else. 508 00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:51,041 What? 509 00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:53,960 I've decided not to go to med school. 510 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,755 What? Why? 511 00:36:56,923 --> 00:36:58,340 Oh, it's just too hard. 512 00:36:58,507 --> 00:37:01,968 - Isn't anything that's worthwhile? - You have no idea. 513 00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:05,013 - Of course not. - Don't get sarcastic. 514 00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:08,433 I really think it's law for me. 515 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:11,519 I mean, you should hear Patrick talk about the justice system... 516 00:37:11,687 --> 00:37:13,813 ...and what it means. 517 00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:15,482 It's really inspiring. 518 00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:33,708 Obviously Sheila resents me. I'm dating her father. 519 00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:37,379 The sullen looks, the transference to me... 520 00:37:37,546 --> 00:37:39,339 ...of her issues with her mom... 521 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:41,174 As your favorite patient says: 522 00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:44,010 "Maybe I should put my shoe up her ass?" 523 00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:47,055 Which patient of mine says that? 524 00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:48,348 Mine, Elliot. 525 00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:51,017 Your favorite patient of mine? 526 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:58,441 - He hasn't been in the paper much lately. - You miss that, don't you? 527 00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:01,486 My father was a rabid Untouchables fan. 528 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:02,946 Make of that what you will. 529 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,703 What, Elliot? 530 00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,663 I ran into Nancy Duggan last week. 531 00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:14,874 - Do you know Nancy? - Vaguely. 532 00:38:15,042 --> 00:38:16,584 She's on staff at Rikers Island... 533 00:38:16,752 --> 00:38:19,421 ...works with a lot of sociopaths, as you can imagine. 534 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:23,425 Anyway, she told me something interesting. 535 00:38:23,592 --> 00:38:26,344 A lot of studies about talk therapy... 536 00:38:26,512 --> 00:38:29,639 ...as it relates to sociopaths and criminals... 537 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:33,560 ...one of them is the Criminal Personality... 538 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:36,563 ...conducted by Yochelson at St. Elizabeth's. 539 00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:40,358 Essentially it concludes... 540 00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:42,610 ...that talk therapy... 541 00:38:42,778 --> 00:38:46,489 ...while not only being useless with sociopaths... 542 00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:48,950 ...actually serves to validate them. 543 00:38:50,911 --> 00:38:54,080 Yochelson says they sharpen their skills as conmen... 544 00:38:54,248 --> 00:38:56,958 ...on their therapists. 545 00:38:57,209 --> 00:39:00,253 Crocodile tears, what have you. 546 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:02,297 Why are you smirking? 547 00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:05,133 - I'm not. - Oh, really? 548 00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:07,427 He showed data. 549 00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:10,597 The one-year reconviction rates... 550 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:13,433 ...were higher for offenders in therapy... 551 00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:16,895 ...than for those receiving no treatment at all. 552 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,198 Some peppers and cheese. 553 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,742 Gorgonzola, all right? Don't forget. 554 00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:36,831 Sit down. 555 00:39:36,999 --> 00:39:39,292 - Sit down. - Easy, easy. 556 00:39:41,837 --> 00:39:44,589 You motherfucker. My fucking daughter? 557 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:47,467 My fucking daughter, you motherfucker. 558 00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:49,135 My fucking daughter! 559 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:51,846 Hey, want some sambuca with this? 560 00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:54,933 Tony, you're making a big fucking mistake here. 561 00:39:56,936 --> 00:39:59,813 How about I put a bullet in your fucking head, huh? 562 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:08,780 Don't do it! 563 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,081 You want some? 564 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,348 It's always what you think, isn't it? 565 00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:37,684 It's never how I feel. 566 00:40:39,728 --> 00:40:43,565 Oh, poor you. It's all your mother's fault, isn't it? 567 00:40:43,732 --> 00:40:46,526 - I didn't say that. - You're a mama's boy. 568 00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,319 You're gonna call me names now? 569 00:40:48,487 --> 00:40:50,989 No one is calling anyone any names. 570 00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:53,992 How about my confirmation? You called me an animal. 571 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:57,829 - I did not! - I was in the garage and you said: 572 00:40:57,997 --> 00:41:00,999 "What kind of animal smokes marijuana at his confirmation?" 573 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:04,544 He was using illegal drugs in the home. 574 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:09,215 Did it ever occur to you that I might have been self-medicating? 575 00:41:09,383 --> 00:41:11,676 Give me a break, will you? 576 00:41:13,387 --> 00:41:15,054 And how about second grade? 577 00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:17,724 You made me show up to school in that dorky raincoat. 578 00:41:19,226 --> 00:41:20,685 I got beat up because of it. 579 00:41:23,105 --> 00:41:26,357 You would hole up in that room for hours. 580 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:31,696 Because I was never really secure expressing my feelings in that house. 581 00:41:31,864 --> 00:41:33,198 I mean, that's why. 582 00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:43,249 What kind of poem is that to teach college students? 583 00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:54,135 Would you like to tell your parents what your grandmother said? 584 00:41:55,262 --> 00:41:56,763 My mother? 585 00:41:59,099 --> 00:42:02,143 Grandma, Dad's mom. 586 00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:03,770 What'd she say? 587 00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:06,272 That it's all a big nothing. 588 00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:09,943 - What is? - Life. 589 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:14,781 That was her, all right. 590 00:42:15,449 --> 00:42:17,408 Okay, fine, she said those kinds of things... 591 00:42:17,576 --> 00:42:20,161 She sat up in bed... 592 00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:22,580 ...when she could hardly move. 593 00:42:22,748 --> 00:42:24,958 She could hardly breathe. 594 00:42:26,585 --> 00:42:30,338 She said in the end that your friends and family let you down... 595 00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:33,091 ...and that you die in your own arms. 596 00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:34,759 When was this? 597 00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:38,179 When she was in that nursing home and you used to make me go see her. 598 00:42:44,853 --> 00:42:47,272 We're not too young to be grandpas. 599 00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:53,987 Tony? 600 00:42:54,154 --> 00:42:56,656 Carmine Lupertazzi. 601 00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:59,576 - I'll see you later, skip. - All right. 602 00:43:01,495 --> 00:43:02,870 We should have dinner... 603 00:43:03,038 --> 00:43:04,998 ...you know, Carm, Donna, maybe the kids. 604 00:43:05,165 --> 00:43:08,585 - Yeah. - I hear wedding bells are in the air. 605 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:15,883 You want anything? 606 00:43:16,051 --> 00:43:17,760 No, I'm good. 607 00:43:26,186 --> 00:43:28,896 If there's anything I can do, Tony, for Anthony Jr... 608 00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:31,190 Thank you. 609 00:43:31,358 --> 00:43:34,152 When Alexandra had that bout of anorexia... 610 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,195 ...we had this terrific psychologist. 611 00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:38,698 She tried to kill herself, your daughter? 612 00:43:39,199 --> 00:43:40,199 No. 613 00:43:40,534 --> 00:43:42,827 She had serious problems though, didn't she? 614 00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:45,705 Not really. It's all under control. 615 00:43:48,917 --> 00:43:50,835 So... 616 00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:52,879 ...the reason I'm here... 617 00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:54,380 ...you could probably guess. 618 00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:57,425 What happened at Coco's restaurant. 619 00:43:57,843 --> 00:44:01,262 This alteration you had with him... 620 00:44:01,430 --> 00:44:03,348 You're at the precipice, Tony... 621 00:44:03,515 --> 00:44:05,183 ...of an enormous crossroad. 622 00:44:05,809 --> 00:44:08,561 Phil's considering shutting down the Hackensack Mall project... 623 00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:10,688 ...with a plumbing strike as we speak. 624 00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:12,732 Well, fuck it. Let him. 625 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:15,234 Easy for you. I have the scaffolding contract. 626 00:44:15,402 --> 00:44:18,571 Oh, is that what this is about, Carmine? What do I owe you? 627 00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:21,783 Come on, huh? You know me better than that. 628 00:44:21,950 --> 00:44:25,411 My daughter, Carmine. My daughter. 629 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:28,790 - You got a little girl. - You almost killed the guy. 630 00:44:28,957 --> 00:44:31,584 I should've killed him. I'd have had total support... 631 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:35,254 - ...but I held myself back! - You were being prudent. 632 00:44:35,714 --> 00:44:37,048 Fuck that. 633 00:44:40,969 --> 00:44:42,720 I lost it. 634 00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:46,724 Timing couldn't have been worse, but what the fuck? 635 00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:48,601 So you go to Phil... 636 00:44:48,769 --> 00:44:52,188 ...I go with you, hats in hand, bended knees. 637 00:45:06,578 --> 00:45:09,163 Why me, huh? 638 00:45:09,331 --> 00:45:11,666 Doesn't every parent make mistakes? 639 00:45:12,626 --> 00:45:14,127 Why not you? 640 00:45:14,586 --> 00:45:16,504 Because I'm a good guy... 641 00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:17,839 ...basically. 642 00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:21,426 I love my family. 643 00:45:23,804 --> 00:45:27,098 There's a balance. There's a ying and a yang. 644 00:45:34,064 --> 00:45:38,401 You think you know. You think you learned something. 645 00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:40,987 Like when I got shot. 646 00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:43,489 Know what? 647 00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:49,203 All right. 648 00:45:49,371 --> 00:45:53,207 When I was in Las Vegas, I took peyote. 649 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:57,044 Curiosity, I don't know. 650 00:45:57,212 --> 00:45:58,963 You were searching for something. 651 00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:05,094 Well, I saw some things. Not... 652 00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:06,971 ...things, per se, hallucinations... 653 00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:08,973 ...Roger Corman shit. 654 00:46:09,141 --> 00:46:12,685 - Was disappointing, there wasn't any of that. - What was there? 655 00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:15,021 It's kind of hard to describe. 656 00:46:16,565 --> 00:46:19,150 I mean, you've done it, right? Acid, shit like that. 657 00:46:19,443 --> 00:46:20,943 No. 658 00:46:27,201 --> 00:46:29,202 All I can say is... 659 00:46:29,369 --> 00:46:33,206 ...I saw, for pretty certain... 660 00:46:33,373 --> 00:46:34,874 ...that this... 661 00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:37,543 ...everything we see and experience... 662 00:46:37,711 --> 00:46:39,212 ...is not all there is. 663 00:46:40,172 --> 00:46:41,756 What else is there? 664 00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:44,884 Something else. 665 00:46:47,554 --> 00:46:49,347 But that's as far as I'm gonna go with it. 666 00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:52,225 I don't fucking know. 667 00:46:52,434 --> 00:46:54,435 Alternate universes? 668 00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:56,521 You gonna be a fucking comedian now? 669 00:46:56,897 --> 00:46:58,272 I'm not. 670 00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:01,609 Maybe. 671 00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:06,697 This is gonna sound stupid... 672 00:47:08,408 --> 00:47:12,078 ...but I saw at one point that our mothers are... 673 00:47:14,706 --> 00:47:17,583 They're bus drivers. 674 00:47:22,464 --> 00:47:24,257 No, they are the bus. 675 00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:27,552 See, they're the vehicle that gets us here. 676 00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:31,264 They drop us off and go on their way. 677 00:47:31,431 --> 00:47:33,182 They continue on their journey. 678 00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:36,769 And the problem is that we keep trying to get back on the bus... 679 00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:39,146 ...instead of just letting it go. 680 00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:45,945 That's very insightful. 681 00:47:46,196 --> 00:47:48,197 Well, Jesus, don't act so surprised. 682 00:47:57,207 --> 00:47:59,333 You know... 683 00:47:59,501 --> 00:48:02,295 ...you have these thoughts, and you almost grab it. 684 00:48:03,630 --> 00:48:04,755 And then: 685 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:14,932 Butch, how are you? 686 00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:17,852 Phil is not accepting visitors right now. 687 00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:19,937 I just talked to him on the phone, Butchie. 688 00:48:20,105 --> 00:48:23,649 I just talked to him in person. He ain't seeing nobody. 689 00:48:23,817 --> 00:48:25,484 What's going on, Butch? 690 00:48:25,652 --> 00:48:27,486 I just brokered this thing. 691 00:48:27,654 --> 00:48:32,158 He came here to make a peace offering. A semi-trailer of drills, Makitas. 692 00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:34,493 We don't want your fucking drills. 693 00:48:34,661 --> 00:48:37,788 Fuck it. Let's go. 694 00:48:53,263 --> 00:48:55,640 That's right, cocksucker! 695 00:48:55,807 --> 00:48:58,184 - Go back to New Jersey! - Phil, what are you doing? 696 00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:01,020 Take that piece of shit and get off my stoop. 697 00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:03,022 But we just talked about this. 698 00:49:03,190 --> 00:49:05,358 Well, cooler heads prevailed. 699 00:49:05,525 --> 00:49:08,152 - Uncle Philly! - Uncle Philly, my ass. 700 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,696 Will you just come down so we can discuss this? 701 00:49:10,864 --> 00:49:13,991 There's nothing left to discuss, Carmine. 702 00:49:17,829 --> 00:49:19,664 I don't understand. 703 00:49:19,831 --> 00:49:21,707 Why is he like this? 704 00:49:27,756 --> 00:49:30,257 Hey, it's Sleeping Beauty. 705 00:49:30,425 --> 00:49:33,427 - I didn't sleep a wink. - I know, we've been waiting for you. 706 00:49:33,595 --> 00:49:34,804 Have the chess set ready. 707 00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:38,057 - He cheats. - Hello, Honest Abe? 708 00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:40,977 - Whatever. - We just haven't played for so long. 709 00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:45,356 - I know, I just got all this stress at work. - It's cool, it happens to a lot of people. 710 00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:47,525 - Really? - Absolutely. 711 00:49:47,693 --> 00:49:49,735 More than half of adults report experiencing... 712 00:49:49,903 --> 00:49:52,238 ...some kind of insomnia at least a few nights a week. 713 00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:54,573 We just want you back. 714 00:49:54,741 --> 00:49:56,742 - Thanks, guys. - When you can't sleep... 715 00:50:10,298 --> 00:50:12,591 No food in the unit, sir. 52755

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