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Good, alright.

Well, let's go.

Alright, I'm rolling.

When you're ready, yeah? Got it?

Action.

Hi, we just got back from Mexico where we discovered the wild new trend

of Mexican pointy boots.

The kids of this central Mexican village

have started wearing these leather boots with super long pointy toes

while dancing to a new trend of music called Tribal.

We caught them all on camera talking about their...

We caught them all on camera talking about this trend.

What's the line? Line?

Their style is so cool that we even invited them

to perform at the Creative Lab Network holiday party next month,

and it's gonna be totally amazing.

Sounds kinda weird. Would I say totally amazing?

I don't think you'd say that either. Jeff wrote this.

Where is he? Where's Jeff?

I told you not to call me when we're shooting,

because it's dangerous.

I mean, if anyone finds out then this is over. No, not us.

Your job. Not my job, your job.

Okay, your unpaid internship then.

- Wait, can you hold this? - I think he's hard of hearing.

- Think he might be retarded or something? - I heard that.

We were so inspired by this trend that we invited them to perform

at the Creative Lab's holiday party next month,

and it's gonna be totally amazing.

Okay, great. Now let's do the outro.

Okay.

Line? I think my mic might have dropped.

- Can you fix her mic? - I'm doing it.

You're good.

- Can I bum a cigarette off of you? - How is it?

It's good. I mean, the pay is kind of whack,

but she's an icon,

- so I guess it's worth it. - Yeah, I'm excited.

We were so confused by seeing young men dancing in these long pointy boots

that we decided to do an entire series on crazy subcultures around the world.

That was great. Repeat the last part, please?

We were so confused by seeing young men dancing

in these crazy boots that it inspired us to make a whole new series

on crazy subcultures around the world.

Join us next episode.

Brace yourself for next episode: Congo Fashion Week.

Yeah, great. Yeah, we got it.

- We got it? - Yeah.

- Okay, thank you, Elena. Good job, babe. - You weren't even looking.

- Thanks, Elena. - Thank you.

- Of course! - I hope you're having fun.

Yes, yes, thank you. Bye.

Well, it's just if you call me retarded, then people won't respect me, you know?

SAVE US, CHRIST!

THE DAY OF OUR LORD IS NEAR CHRIST THE LIBERATOR CHURCH

Hello.

Yes, this is Marita.

Oh yes, we're all set for your arrival.

Yes, someone will pick you up from the airport.

What's more,

the driver speaks English, so don't worry about that.

Yes.

Alright then, we look forward to having you.

God bless you, and have a good trip.

COME TO ME... I AM THE WAY, THE TRUTH, AND THE LIFE

Hi son, how are you?

The time has come.

Are you going to the hospital in Buenos Aires?

Okay, I'm on my way now.

I think this is it.

This is tight.

- My fucking vape is dying. - I have to take a shit.

Are you sure this is the place?

Yeah, it's got an Argentinian vibe.

- Yeah, we're in Argentina. - Babe, wait in the car.

- Muy dangeroso. - Okay, hurry up! I'm exhausted.

So no reservation under the name 'Marita'?

No. Nothing, nothing.

Please help us.

Yes, yes, yes.

- Is there any other space for us? - Do you have any rooms?

- Can you get malaria here? - Yes, yes, yes.

We have two rooms. We're a family-friendly hotel.

The rooms are available, you're in luck.

Perfecto, there are two rooms.

But there's five of us.

- Where's the bathroom? - I have four rooms

- under the name Marita. - The bathroom's on this side.

Okay, and we're going to need Wi-Fi.

I feel like I'm crazy, like I'm being gaslit.

Look, reservation.

Alright.

Eight, three...

Eight or H?

Eight.

G, G, six, seven, eight...

K...

Star! Star...

G, G, five, three.

Perfect! It works.

- Well, I didn't get any of that! - Well, I'll share it with you later.

She can share the password and you'll get it.

Oh, god.

Okay. Come on.

- It's very dark. - Yikes!

- I'm not sleeping here. - You're not leaving...

The rooms are this way.

I don't understand you, man.

I don't wanna stay here.

This place is a shithole.

Oh, this is cute.

- I love it. I love it. - I'm taking this one.

Do you see those beds? I can't sleep here.

There's a lot of stuffed animals.

We'll talk about it tomorrow. Let's get a good night's sleep, alright?

- I don't even need to be here. - I'm not arguing now.

Peluca.

He says your hair's like a wig.

No.

No, no peluca. No.

Well, anything you need...

- I'm around. - Yes, yes.

Towel, salt, hair dryer, shampoo...

We're tired. I think we'll just go to bed.

- Do you want a sandwich? - No. No.

Sir. Excuse me, sir? Hello.

How do you say...

It's impossible... to sleep.

Do you have vape charger... for here? For...

It's dead.

- No, no, we don't have those things. - Okay.

Do you have Tequila and, or Xanax?

Listen.

Do you have Tequila and, or Xanax?

- Oh Tequila... - Oh yes?

- No, no, no. - Oh, no.

This is a family hotel.

Sorry, the mosquitoes are driving me crazy.

Do you have anything...

- A repellent or something? - Yes, bug spray.

Here it is.

Bug spray.

- No, that's alright. - Sure? You just spray it.

That's toxic.

- Sleep well. - Thank you.

No good. No good.

Fuck.

So Dave, when's your flight?

My flight's in a few hours. Okay, Justin?

Okay, guys, I'm sure it's gonna be fine,

but the calls are not going through.

'Cause I do have her address, I think.

I have someone's address, so we could go there and...

anyway, sorry about this.

- It's alright, Jeff. - Yeah.

It's not your fault.

It's nobody's fault, okay.

I don't think you should leave.

I gotta go to New York and take care of some stuff.

You guys just make a good show, okay? This is already costing twice as much

as that piece we did on the Bolivian Teen Exorcists.

Don't worry, dude. We'll get you your thumbnail.

Alright, sure, sure.

Just do whatever this girlboss says and everything will be fine.

- Oh, wait, I have your charger. - You have my charger?

- Yes. - This whole time? Are you serious?

What the fuck is going on?

- He's leaving already? - I know.

What business does he have to take care of anyway?

I think it's bad. Some girls are coming forward, I saw it on Twitter.

- Where? - Twitter.

Oh, shit, she's coming back.

- What do you call this? - Alfajor.

Alfajor.

Alfajor, alfajor.

Alfajorrr.

Holarrr. Can I say 'holar'?

- No. - Holarrr.

You guys, I'm so excited.

Justin, where'd you get that jacket?

Oh, I got it at a thrift store in Bushwick.

- Do they make it in men's? - Dude, fuck you.

Does it look like a woman's jacket?

- On you a little, with that shirt. - Thanks.

I like messing with him.

- There are a lot of dogs here. - Don't touch any of them.

She's allergic.

- Where's your contact, Jeff? - Marita? I don't know.

My love, please don't be so hard on him.

Fuck.

We're embarrassing ourselves.

- Woah! - Elena, what is that?

Oh, that's very common here.

They use it to congratulate people when they graduate,

or to announce weddings and stuff.

They never have things like this in America.

Well, we are in America. We're in South America.

Okay, well, in America America, all this shit's made in China.

This is about a cheater.

It says, "If you don't block your ex,

you're not coming into this house any more."

Now you're glad we don't have these in America America, Jeff.

I bet you're glad they don't have these in America America.

What does that even mean?

Oh shit, I gotta go. I gotta get to the airport.

But... love you guys. Babe, I'll see you back in New York.

Remember, just do whatever the queen says, okay?

Got it.

Love you, babe. You guys got this.

Bye.

Sorry.

Sorry for what?

It's a pretty color, that pink.

I'm gonna head back to the hotel.

Jeff, are you sure this is the address?

- You wanna drag? - No.

Oh, sure.

- How're you feeling? - Fine.

Fuck.

God, you can't do that.

- What is this? - What's that say?

I don't know. I'm tired.

I feel like we're like the Hardy Boys.

Because we're looking through stuff.

Oh, I never read the books.

You're looking through sheet music.

- What the fuck are you looking through? - This has addresses.

What?

This has addresses.

- Marita. - Carlitos?

- Super Carlitos? - Super Carlitos?

- From here? - We think so.

I'm four years old.

You're four years old? That doesn't really do anything for me.

Ma!

We're filming a documentary.

- I wanted to ask... - I'm not interested.

- Sorry, sorry. - If you know Super Carlitos...

Three... seven... five... The last one was 373...

That's the house.

- Do this now, I don't feel well. - Who is it? Coming!

- Okay. - Please?

Coming!

Who is it now?

Hi. Habla English?

No, no.

I speak a little French.

That doesn't... doesn't help us.

Do you...?

I'm just gonna...

Do you know Marita?

- Marita, Marita. Yes, Marita. - Marita!

- You know Marita? - Yes.

- Yes! Muy bien. - Marita.

- So you know Marita? - Yes.

- You speak Spanish? - Yes, yes.

Come in, come in.

- Gracias. - Gracias.

- Thank you. - Come in.

Have a seat.

- Thank you. - Like some cookies?

Agridulces?

I don't know how you say it.

She has some sweet and sour cookies.

I'm a little French.

She's a bit French.

Could I please have some water?

He wants water.

- Water? No, no, no... - No.

I have juice, soda, or soft drinks.

- Juice or soda. - I want water.

- No water. - Juice, Tang.

Ma'am?

- So what brings you... - Ma'am?

- to this marvelous country? - Ma'am?

How do you know Marita?

- Marita? - Yeah.

Marita, yes.

She's part of an Evangelical, apocalyptic temple.

Marita...

She told me the world will end soon

and there'll be a new plague...

So, yeah, great contact, Jeff.

Marita is in a Evangelical apocalyptic temple.

Where are you from?

I'm Argentinian, but I grew up in Spain.

Hence the accent.

My daughter.

We emigrated when I was a baby, during the crisis of '89.

This country is a mess.

Could you say hello, Manchi?

- Your daughter? - Yes.

We're trying to find--

Come on, that is so rude! My God.

We're making a document-- you know, documentario.

- Documental. - Beep, beep, beep, beep.

We're making a documentary about Super Carlitos.

- Do you know who he is? - He's an eccentric musician,

he wears this crazy rabbit costume with big ears.

- He'll show you a video. - You definitely know him.

So you know him?

Incredible.

- The guy, you know him? - No, no.

I don't know him.

You don't? You've never seen him?

- No, not seen him? - No.

Okay, well, have you seen people in this neighborhood wearing the bunny ears and--

Is dressing up like that fashionable here?

- Here? No, no. - Yes.

Not around here.

No, it's in Argentina.

It's in San Cristóbal.

He says they filmed it here in San Cristóbal.

Oh, thank you.

- The video is-- - Sure, San Cristóbal...

But it's a very common name.

There must be a San Cristóbal in Peru, Mexico, Ecuador...

Jeff, there's a San Cristóbal everywhere in Latin America.

Like San Cristóbal, Christopher Columbus,

that's a very common name in Latin America.

And where are you staying?

At the San Bernardo Hostel.

Oh yes! I'm good friends with the receptionist.

Sometimes I take care of his son.

But what are you looking for?

- Well, a musician, but... - Oh, a musician.

Does it have to be that musician, or...?

Because I'm on the town events committee,

I just make the costumes,

but Ariel from the radio station could help you.

She's saying that she is part of this committee

of the organization of the carnivals and blah, blah, blah

and she makes the costumes, but she knows a guy who makes music

if we need help, who has a radio station.

He knows people.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

- We don't have lemons right now. - Shut the fuck up.

Just listen to me for a second.

I don't wanna exploit some person because they're weird.

- Well, you picked the wrong job. - I have to ask Edna first, okay?

I can help you with whatever you need.

Okay, thank you. Let's go.

Stop by if you need anything.

My name is Popa.

Popa, gracias.

- Okay, thank you. - Adiós.

- Arigato. - Whatever you need.

- Have a nice day. - Close it... Slam it hard.

Slam it hard.

I don't get what they're doing here.

What did they want?

Go figure... a video.

- Did you have to burp? - This is my house.

- It's my house too. - Whatever.

- Holarrr. - Holar.

- How you doing? - I'm alright.

Okay, cool. Well, I'll be right back.

Okay.

Because I'm a gift from God...

I have something to tell you.

What?

- I swear this time, I really tried. - What?

- The toilet doesn't flush. - Oh, come on.

And this one was really, really bad.

Eww. You might have to flush with a bucket, it's fine.

How's it going with that?

It's like this.

Like this? That big?

- Like a blueberry. - Cool.

Have you told him about the baby?

- Who? - The father.

Oh, no.

No. Well, do you think that he would leave his wife if you told him?

I don't want him to leave his wife. That's not the point.

I don't know.

- I'm old. - You're 34 years old. That's not old.

Yeah, but my mom had an early menopause, so I don't know.

I'm scared. I feel like I should keep it.

- Really? - You could help me.

Yeah, I'm good.

- Sorry. - Okay, fine. I'll do it on my own.

But you know, at some point, it's gonna show.

I mean, pretty soon the baby's gonna be this big,

the size of a nine and a half loafer I bought at a yard sale on Long Island.

Stop.

Sorry, I didn't know you were here.

I'll leave these in the bathroom.

No, no, no don't go in there, please.

Por favor.

I'll come get the towels at the front desk.

- Okay. - Yeah.

Sorry.

You should go ask him for a bucket.

Come on, that's gonna make me come off like weird.

You are weird.

I want three SIM cards, for 200 pesos... each?

I want three SIM cards...

I want three SIM cards for 200 pesos...

Oh, hey, what's up, dog?

Holarrr.

I want three SIM cards for 2...

for 200 pesos each.

- Movistar, Claro, Personal? - What?

3,000 pesos.

Okay. Yeah, sure.

Thank you, what's your name?

- Carlos. - Justin.

Oh!

Thanks!

Ciao.

The doctor told me she's fine.

But it's not normal for a little girl to have a headache every single day.

But she passed out in front of all her classmates.

Many kids have the same symptoms.

Julia's daughter has cancer, so imagine how I feel.

I don't know what to do. She's just a kid, Patri, you know?

The doctor told me she just has to rest, that's all.

Motherfucker!

But...

I don't know what I'm gonna do, she's just a kid.

Yeah.

- Thanks. - That's what I was thinking.

Get a second opinion or for someone to advise me,

- Teach me. - Oh, you wanna skate?

Okay.

The kid is in pain...

How does Elena have internet on her phone?

She has SIM cards from a previous trip,

but Justin's getting us all SIM cards right now.

If he screws that up, then I'll be on it.

Okay.

You do realize that I can't fuck up another episode, okay?

What about all the episodes that went well?

I do a lot of stuff right.

You don't gimme credit for a lot of the crap

that I do right, and I do a lot of stuff right.

Why are you so mean to me?

I just want the series to be good, okay?

That's all.

And everything is complicated enough as it is.

I hired you to help me.

Instead you're just making things worse.

Oh, come on, everyone loves you.

You're the face of the fucking company.

You can't do anything wrong.

Exactly.

My face, my responsibility.

You're right.

I screwed up.

I shouldn't have trusted fricking Nora.

Well, duh, she's an intern.

I mean how old is she, 18?

She's 20.

She's very mature.

She's an unbelievable knitter.

- Knitter? - She's an unbelievable knitter.

Oh my god. Wait, did you fuck her?

Oh my God, Jeff.

- What? - What about Fiona?

She moved out.

Good.

- What do you mean good? - I mean, good for her.

You are such a bitch sometimes.

Well, what about the other girl? What's her name?

Which one? Maria?

Yeah.

She's taking space from me.

What?

Nothing.

I love you, Edna.

I don't wanna disappoint you.

- Are you crying? - I'm sorry.

I just can't stop. I'm just going through a lot.

Oh, I love you.

I love you.

Baby.

You should stop taking so much ketamine.

You're not a pony.

Maybe I am a pony.

What?

No!

- I gotta go. I have a headache. - Oh, please.

No, I wanna lie down.

I need a nap. I haven't been sleeping. I don't know, nightmares.

You have a headache?

- Yeah. - Do you want a shroomy?

You brought shrooms? Are you crazy?

I just found them in my pocket.

Jesus Christ.

No, I'm okay, thanks.

Are you mad at me?

I'm not mad. Just fix it.

- Promise you're not mad. - I promise.

- Hey, do you want me to roll a cigarette? - Oh, fuck you, Jeff. I stopped smoking.

Why is everyone mad at me for no reason?

- Elena. I have a question. - What is it?

Since you're US journalists...

- What's going on in-- - Holarrr.

I am going to use the bathroom.

I gotta take a número dos.

Eww.

Dad, Justin is teaching me to skate.

- Really? - Yes.

- Don't believe you... - Yes.

- Did you rip your pants? - No.

No?

How's your classmate Patri?

I don't know, they took her to the hospital.

Oh, poor thing.

What do you want for dinner?

Chicken tenders with French fries.

Then go and do your homework.

Go on.

Your room.

- That was fast. - I think I got scammed.

Oh no. What happened?

I paid 3,000 pesos and 20 US dollars for three SIM cards.

Is that weird?

Yeah. Why did you pay with dollars?

He saw them in my wallet.

It's fine. You made someone happy.

It's okay. Did you get the receipt?

Oh, shit. I forgot.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Guys, you have to keep the receipts, please.

Jeff, you as well, okay? Please keep the receipts.

Have you kept a receipt?

- Yeah, I kept like... - Okay, good.

- No, I didn't. Sorry. - Oh, c'mon.

Anyway, what's going on?

I don't know. I'm thinking of just going back to painting.

Why don't we just talk to Popa and cast another musician?

Well, we can't cast. Edna's gonna fucking kill me.

You also can't bring a whole crew

to Latin America without fact-checking everything first.

I know that, Elena. You think I don't know that?

Listen, we've been full of shit before.

Do you remember the kratom tycoon guy that we did a video on?

He was like, "This cures addiction," and he was popping Oxycontin

- in between takes. - Yes but we didn't plan that.

Yeah but we saw it and went along with it.

Who knows how many hipsters are out there puking their brains out

and relapsing on heroin.

He's suggesting we fake the documentary.

What do you mean?

I don't know. Fake a music video, fake a trend.

Like "Argentinian Cult waits for the rapture

wearing bows on their heads."

Oh! What a surprise.

Well, we're here because yesterday

you told us about a musician.

Ariel.

- Someone with a radio station? - Yes.

We could use his help for our documentary.

I'll give you his address.

- Great, thanks. - Let me get my notebook.

Do you want some maté? Go ahead.

Thank you.

There you go.

Great.

Oh, that's great.

So this is the address of the guy from the radio station.

He's a musician.

Let me give you my card before I forget.

He's going to give you his card. Yes.

He's a bit disorganized.

- That's poetry. That's not poetry. - It's okay.

There!

Okay.

- Jeff Berger. - Jeff Berger.

Creative Lab.

Yeah. CL.

Oh, the costumes.

Oh, yes.

You mentioned that you know how to sew?

Yes, I know how to sew. But I'll need fabric.

Oh yes, it's for the outfits. If you could make them.

That's going to cost money.

Oh, of course.

She's asking for money.

Yes...

Yeah, everyone can be compensated.

Yes, we'll pay everyone. Don't worry.

Fruitfully. Tell her it'll be good.

I'm a great event organizer.

Oh really?

I was Gérard Depardieu's assistant in Paris.

We were lovers.

- Wow. - That was in the late '80s.

Then I made the mistake of coming back here.

One thing lead to another, and...

He was here in 2017, filming a movie.

But I was busy with a medical procedure...

that my daughter was undergoing.

So... a mother's sacrifice.

They are all born sick here.

They fumigate with agrochemicals... It's a disaster.

I'm rambling, sorry. I can show you some fabrics,

that I already have. Maybe we can reuse them.

- Perfect. - Yes.

She's gonna bring some old costumes

to see if we can recycle them, maybe so it's faster.

But she said something else?

She said that she had an affair with Gérard Depardieu,

but I don't know if it's true or not.

I would let Gérard Depardieu break me in half.

Guys.

- What? - What?

- Can we focus? - Oh yeah, for sure.

Thanks. Alright, what do we need? We need one iconic song

- that's gonna last forever. - Hi.

Hi.

- I'm Mateo. - Hi Mateo.

Are you guys from the United States?

- They are, but not me. - Oh, cool.

- Are you from here? - Yeah, I am.

These are the fabrics I have.

They're nice!

- They're really good, right? - They're amazing.

No, they're hideous.

- No. - No, but listen.

- She's amazing. - No!

She's got these crazy costumes, great vibe.

- She's really nice. - No, it's unethical.

Just believe me.

Believe me, trust me, for once.

I don't wanna get involved. It's messy.

You figure it out. You write the script. I'll read it.

Okay, I'll do it.

It's gonna be great, Edna.

It might even be better now because we get to write the lyrics ourselves.

Wait, who's writing the lyrics?

- Us. - Oh, you speak Spanish now?

Elena then.

Oh, I'm sorry, forgive me. Elena's a musician now,

Dave's a deserter and Jeff's a scheming little bitch.

O-M-G. What does that even mean?

I'm sorry, I'm cranky.

Where is Elena?

She's in her room. She's not feeling well.

Neither am I.

I guess we're synchronized again.

Just like last trip.

How does that even work?

It's like when you put fruits together and they rot faster.

Not exactly, Jeff.

Okay, well, I'm gonna go in the other room and check in with her, okay?

I'm not a scheming little bitch.

You think something's wrong with her?

Something's wrong with you.

El Jefe on the pod.

- I've been traveling around. - Yeah. Yeah.

- Bro to bro, she's a 10. - You're in, smoke it.

I'm fucked.

Alright. Jeff. My G, El Jefe on the pod.

- What's up, brother? - It's been a while.

Sorry man. No, I've been all over. I've been traveling around.

Yeah. Yeah, I know.

Elena and I were traveling around. We went to Massachusetts for a little bit

to test out the fish that they were serving there

and there were these sushi restaurants

that were saying they were serving this certain fish

and it was actually another fish they were like serving.

And you broke that story. That's a big story.

Yeah, well, it was complicated because most of the places

that we went to, they were just serving the fish

that they were saying they were serving or like, disappointing ending.

But that's documentary film making.

And so you were in SF. You lived amongst the homeless.

No, we, we didn't live amongst the homeless

but we visited the homeless scene there.

I heard that's what they call the homeless community is "the scene".

Pretty girl. Who's a pretty girl?

Kisses! Kisses!

Kisses!

If only...

We need something to make that casting announcement with...

Dude, Elena says it's not necessary

because Mateo is gonna do it on Facebook or WhatsApp

but I feel like we do it out in the streets.

You know, we're here, we should communicate with their language.

You know what I'm saying? Does that make sense?

Yeah. I'm down.

What do you mean you're down?

Just relax for a second, okay?

Okay, don't relax. Sorry. I'm sorry I told you to relax.

No, I really am. I'm sorry.

You're allowed to freak out if you want, but I haven't had any problems, so...

No, I'm just saying that maybe you didn't get it from me.

Because you're freaking SA.

SA, it means sexually active.

I miss the way we used to argue.

I miss you.

Is it still there?

Jesus Christ, pull your pants up.

This is like a fucking nursery.

But that's in two days.

Yeah, I know, it's urgent. Could it be ready by tomorrow morning?

Okay, but I'd have to charge you extra.

I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY PERIOD. WHAT DO WE DO?

Extra fee to make it faster.

300 in dollar, it's okay?

Yeah, yeah.

You sure?

Yes.

Okay.

You're robbing us blind, my friend.

What are you guys up to? What is it?

Oh, we're watching skateboarding videos, look.

Oh...

I don't like this. It's aggressive.

Oh, I'm sorry.

We're going back to the hotel.

Let's go, Uri.

We gotta go to Popa's to drop this fabric off.

But she offered to pick it up at the hotel.

Well, dude, she's done a lot for us.

So let's be allies.

You're a feminist now?

- I've always been a feminist. - No, you haven't, dude.

Why are you picking on me today?

Dude, I wonder what freaks are gonna show up when they see this banner.

You really are scheming little bitch.

I'm gonna smoke.

Okay, I'll see you inside.

You'll be in the video?

I'm weighing my options.

From what I've seen, I'm not really convinced.

I wouldn't post it on social media.

I have my reputation.

- Right, you're helping them. - Exactly. I'm giving them a hand...

But anyway,

if I change my mind, I'll let you know.

He drank vodka with Speed.

On Sundays you're like, I won't go out again.

But then next Saturday, the phone rings

and the night calls me once again.

Okay. We're ready... Music.

Dance.

Just imagine them with bows on their heads.

Yeah, I'm trying.

Hey, how about the receptionist?

- He loves dancing. - It wouldn't be a bad idea...

What I'm gonna say is horrible.

But he was sick for so long that...

I was like, finally.

Besides, I'm a bit mad at him.

I know I shouldn't be, he had cancer.

You can't be mad at someone with cancer.

I know.

Did you know I wrote him a poem?

Yeah, I remember that.

I sent him a video of me reading it to him,

but he never watched it.

But wasn't he sick?

Yeah, but I saw him on Instagram doing all kinds of stuff.

He went to concerts, hung out with friends.

What can I say?

I'm trying to get over it.

But it doesn't matter anyway, he's already dead.

Shame I missed the protest today, how was it?

My mom didn't let me go because of the church incident.

It was loud. There might be another one on Monday.

- What happened at the church? - Not sure. Thieves.

- You okay? - Yeah.

- Yeah, I'm fine. - You look pale.

Probably jet lag, it's nothing.

Thank you.

I don't know if it's a cultural thing,

but it just doesn't seem very good.

The idea itself isn't good.

This feels wrong.

Yeah. I'm gonna leave.

What? You can't leave.

IF HE MAKES YOU LAUGH, SUCK HIS DICK

Hello.

Do I... have here... speak?

Hello.

He's in there? Okay.

Thank you. Hey.

- We have to celebrate. - Thank you.

Muy bien.

We have to clap.

Okay.

Does it need to sound like a duck?

He asked if it needs to sound like a duck.

A duck? How does he want it to sound?

- What do you want? - I don't know.

I'm no musician, but not like a drowning duck.

More...

Latin, less... duck.

Cumbia sounds like that.

Okay.

Casting is no bueno.

They're very white.

Isn't this Omar's keyboard?

Yeah, don't you remember? We recorded all our songs with it.

How's your mom handling his death?

She's pretty messed up, she really loved Omar.

Hey, the brown kids that Edna likes, they're working on the plantations.

We might as well cast the receptionist.

We're fucked.

Bye.

Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt their jam.

Of course.

Do you need anything?

Yes, I remember that I got this new tape and would love to test it.

Okay.

We don't have much time and Edna's very stressed

so I wanna make sure it works fine before we start shooting.

Okay. What do I do?

Wait a second. Lemme grab my bag.

Stand up.

Okay.

Now I hook this to your shorts.

Does that feel okay?

Okay, okay.

Okay, so...

Sorry, I have to pass the... cable through here.

- Grab it. - Yes.

- You got it? - Yes sir.

Okay, so now I have to tape this.

I am so sorry if you're hairy.

We'll try to avoid all... hairy areas.

You're not too hairy at all, are you?

- I'm hairless. - What?

Nothing.

Okay, let's see how strong this is.

Do this.

It's okay. Stop.

Stop, stop, stop.

- You again. - What are you doing up there?

Internet.

My mother is not home.

Okay.

But we are having pizza. Do you wanna come in?

- Pizza? - Yes.

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Okay. - So gimme one second.

Okay.

You can sit here.

Mateo, this is...

- Hi. - Hi.

What's your name?

It's Jeff.

Jeff. Jeff Besos.

Jeff Bezos?

Jeff Besos like...

What?

Besos.

Never mind, it's a joke.

- I know, Mateo. He's been helping us. - Oh really?

- Yeah. - How's that going?

Awesome, everything is working out.

- Did you have fun? - Quite a bit.

What empanadas did you bring?

Meat, chicken, and ham and cheese.

- Okay. - I'll get the door, Carla's here.

Okay, so there is chicken, meat, and ham and cheese empanadas.

Oh, I don't eat meat. Sorry, I'm a vegetarian.

Oh, okay, well, pizza is mozzarella and olivas,

- so it's vegetarian. - Olivas?

- Olivas. - Olives?

- Olives. It's the same. - Olivas!

It's the same.

- I like it. - Hi, Carla, all good?

Hi guys, what's up?

- Who's that? - Mateo's girlfriend.

What?

Nothing. That's tight.

Exactly.

So far.

Can I ask you something?

Why do you speak English so good?

I don't know. I have online friends.

- I speak to them in Engl-- - OnlyFans?

You have an OnlyFans?

Online friends.

- Oh. - Yes.

Well, I wanted to dance when I was little, so...

but my mom said English, it's more important

and because it opens doors and other things, you know.

I wasn't happy but...

now I'm talking to you, so... that's great.

Yeah, that is great. Thank you, mom.

Yes. Thank you, mom.

Talking to you is very important, right?

And you, how do you speak Spanish so bad?

Do you want empanada?

I can't eat the empanadas. I'm a vegetarian.

- Oh, yes. Sorry. - Yes.

But... there must be a caprese one, I think,

because it's my favorite.

And Mateo always buy one for me.

Here, caprese.

Do you want? Don't burn yourself.

Okay.

- Don't burn yourself! - Oh!

My God, I'm sorry.

I have... I have Coca. Do you want Coca?

No, no, no.

- Agua. - Agua. I have this water.

- Yeah, I'd love tap water, thank you. - Okay.

- I'm sorry. - No, it's okay.

Okay.

- Bad stomach. - Okay.

Jewish.

Oh, you know, I think I know what's happened with Marita.

- Really? - Yes.

I think your network.

- Creative Lab? - Yes.

- What about it? - The name.

The name, it's...

- CL, right? - Yeah.

So CL here, it's kind of like the church.

Cristo Libertador.

So maybe she thought you were from the US church?

- I don't think she speaks English. - She doesn't.

I mean, you came all the way from New York.

Yeah.

It's weird.

Yeah, we did. It's really weird.

It's as big of a mystery to me... as it is to you.

I don't understand.

Wow, yeah, she was just reposting a bunch of Super Carlitos videos,

so I thought that...

Yeah, well, what do you do? What's your thing? Do you study?

No. No, I don't study.

Right now I work at hair salon.

But I want to to move to Buenos Aires.

Guess what happened.

That party I went to,

well, it ended in a riot...

Well, my mom doesn't have a "shov",

so now I'm helping her out.

- A "shov"? - A "shov".

What's a "shov"?

Like a work.

- She doesn't work. - A job?

A job. Oh, I'm sorry. Well, a job. Sorry.

No, I'm getting it. She doesn't have a "shov".

- Okay, a job. - A job. Yeah.

She doesn't have a job.

She doesn't have a job so I'm helping her out

because she says

I have to return all the money she spent trying to fix my face.

So it's a lot of money--

What do you mean?

Really?

What?

I'm sure you didn't see it.

Oh, my stain, don't be stupid.

When we left the party, the cops thought I was underage.

They asked for my ID but I didn't have it.

So they arrested me.

She's the only one who has a problem with that

because she says it's bad luck and other things.

- What? - Yes.

- It's bad luck? - Yes.

- Fuck that shit. That is stupid. - But-- yeah,

But you know, I think it's because she doesn't want me to suffer

because the people look at me weird sometimes.

But you're not gonna suffer. Look at you.

You'd be the front of the line at every club.

And at the station, I begged them not to put me in the cell

because the other inmates were going to eat me alive.

You know what, I was gonna say I love... graffiti

and I found this, look.

You know what's said?

No.

If he makes you laugh,

suck his dick.

Very romantic.

That's what it says?

Manchi!

There are some gifts from your clients.

What's going on?

I hope they aren't fancy lights, they use too much electricity.

Can't they give you something useful?

Can you ask for a kettle?

No, Mom. They can't jerk off to a kettle.

Why are you so crude?

You have no manners. How can you say something like that?

Hello, Hi. How are you?

- Fine. - Okay.

- Yes. - Okay.

Hey, I was thinking could I maybe get your number?

- It's for work. - Yes, of course.

Thank you, for the... la food.

- Okay. - Yeah.

I have ice cream.

Oh yeah, she have ice cream.

Argentine ice cream is the best ice cream.

- He can't leave without trying it. - Yes, yes, yes of course.

- Tell him. - Jeez, I'm trying to.

She said you need try the ice cream,

that Argentinian ice cream is the best of the world.

- You need try it right now. - Thank you, okay.

You know what, I'm so full right now, but--

No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop.

This is tramontana. It's a typical, it's like cream...

You try it. Open your mouth.

Try it.

Almonds, almonds.

- Wait, wait. - No more, no more.

Dulce de leche with brownie.

Okay.

What do you think?

Brain freeze. More, more.

- Water? - Agua.

Drink. Drink.

Did you bring any Pepto?

Amateur.

I think you should go.

I just shit in my pants, I think.

Go to your room, Jeff.

Get some rest.

So Jeff's completely fucked?

Are you feeling fine?

Yeah, I feel fine. Do you feel fine?

Edna, have you ever heard

of the Brazilian wandering spider that gives you a boner?

I haven't, Justin.

Why are you calling me?

How's the shoot?

It's fine. We need more money though.

Okay, fine. It's a sinking ship anyway.

One of the girls got a lawyer.

Oh, well...

I think you're lucky this didn't happen a few years ago.

Well, I might be able to keep it on the hush-hush

but the network wants to be safe.

Fucking cowards.

Does Edna know?

No and she doesn't need to know.

Sorry.

No, she does not need to know, okay?

You're an asshole, you know that?

I need health insurance.

We all do, okay, Elena?

All done.

This is such an uncomfortable situation.

Your service is nervous. I can't... Say that again, please. What?

I hate this. This is like when my parents got divorced.

Well, everything else is going fine, right?

I'm glad that something's going good,

but I just want to say one thing.

I'm sorry, okay.

I'm fine. I worry about her though.

I know. I know.

This is fucked up. I gotta go, okay.

The toilet, okay.

Ah, gracias. Ciao.

That's Lucrecia.

Why is she wearing that...

at her age?

Why are girls still wearing those green bandanas?

The president's a fascist, he wanted to ban abortion.

- Can they? - They're capable of anything.

Popa... she's so annoying.

She come here all time with food for Uri.

That's really nice.

No, she think I can't do it alone.

Oh, well maybe she's got a crush on you.

How much is 80,000 pesos in dollars?

Well...

It changes every day, we'll check later.

Okay.

We use the small bills for arts and crafts.

I'm going to clean.

Okay.

Good idea. I'm gonna take my shirt off too.

Do you need anything?

No, I want to help.

You're doing all this work.

It's okay.

Where's the mom?

She left.

She left when Uri was two.

Oh, I see.

What happened?

I mean, do you know where she is? Was it friendly?

Friendly? No, no friendly, not friendly.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

My parents helps.

Alright, that's cool.

I don't mean to be nosy.

I just wanna say that my dad was not great.

No bueno.

So, Uri is very lucky to have a dad like you.

Yes, he's a blessing.

Truly.

Thank God he's...

healthy.

Healthy, yeah, of course.

You can dry, if you want.

Okay.

So do you go on dates or something?

No.

No.

I'm just a dad.

I can't even remember any--

Come on, you aren't just a dad.

I think you are very good looking actually.

- Papa. - Do you have a girlfriend?

Uri, are you hungry?

No, Popa gave me an alfajor, she's at the door.

I told you not to eat sweets this late.

He needs to brush his teeth.

Oh my God.

Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt anything.

- Hello. - Hello.

I brought something for the gringos and some stew that I made.

Thanks, Popita.

I haven't seen you guys in forever, how's it going?

Hi, Edna.

Hi.

Today, we just need you for the interviews, okay?

It won't take long.

When are you leaving again?

4pm.

Yeah, everything's gonna be fine.

After you leave, we're gonna shoot the music video

and then we just have to do some detail shots at Popa's.

- Come on. - What?

Stop acting all innocent.

Tell me what's going on, really.

Oh.

Yeah, "oh".

But what do you mean?

I saw it on your phone.

Wait, what did you see on my phone?

Something about Dave and the shit's about to hit the fan.

Oh, the Dave thing.

Yeah, that's a rumor.

Probably nothing. I don't know.

What kind of rumor?

You know how he is.

He was inappropriate with some girls and I have no idea what he did exactly.

Fucking idiot... This is so embarrassing.

- Also, I'm pregnant. - What?

- Is it Dave's? - No, god, no. Jesus.

- Well, I don't know. - Not that.

No, you're just not supposed to tell before the three month mark, you know, so.

I can't believe you didn't tell me about these girls.

It's hard, you know. He's my boss, you're my boss.

I didn't wanna hurt your feelings.

I should have told you sooner. I'm so sorry.

- Yeah, you should have. - I'm so sorry.

Does Justin know?

Yeah, we all know.

Oh, I feel disgusting.

I feel like...

I feel really nauseous.

So tell us, how long has this trend been around?

It started about a year ago,

we saw people wearing these big bows on their heads at parties,

then we started seeing people wearing them on the street,

not just at night, but during the day.

And do you like wearing the gift bow?

Yes, yes, I do. I enjoy it.

You don't think it's strange?

No, no. If it makes you happy, it's fine.

And I like the meaning: we're all a gift from God.

It's nice.

Okay, cut. That was good, thanks. You can leave.

Okay.

By the way, internet works, the toilet works.

- Yeah, perfect. - Great, just as I'm leaving.

Who's next?

Rosita.

It's your turn now. Just a sec.

Good to go.

- Is she wired? - Yeah.

Rolling.

And action.

Where do you buy your bows?

Yes... yes...

She's looking right in the camera.

What the fuck? We don't have time for this. Can you prep her please?

Come this way.

Looks like you're feeling better?

I feel great.

I just had to get it out of my system.

- Edna, am I blonde? - Can we focus please!

Okay. Sorry.

Yes, yes. Go ahead, she's ready.

Okay, rolling.

And action.

What is it you like about wearing the gift bow?

It makes me feel very feminine.

I really like the color pink.

And when we all wear them,

it's like we're connected...

Don't breathe that stuff in. It's deadly.

If I'm sad

If I'm overcome by melancholy

If it hurts me

If I feel an aching inside

If my heart aches

I think of you

For I'm a gift from God

You're a gift from God

If I'm feeling lost

I look up at the sun

High in the heavens

I can't feel lonely

Knowing that there is life in me

It's gonna be fine.

Okay, do it once more.

- I think we have it. - We got it?

- I think we got it, yes. It's a wrap. - Sick.

- It's a wrap! - It's a wrap!

Sweet. Congratulations, everyone.

Oh, sorry. Sorry.

God!

Edna wants you to go to the hotel and help with the luggage.

- But she has one bag. - I don't know. Not my problem.

Okay.

Oh, sorry.

I knew it.

I knew it.

Wow, you are the most amazing woman I've ever met.

Shut up.

Okay.

You're a real woman.

- Hi, I have some paperwork. - Alright.

Here's your money.

It's payment for the location, not for your acting.

- Yes, Justin told me. - Yes.

Sorry about the bad internet.

No worries. It's good to disconnect.

Like a vacation.

Yes.

Here you go, is that okay?

Yes, that works.

- Thank you. - No, thank you.

Oh wait, I had a question.

What's the deal with those planes?

What planes?

When we were filming,

after you left, we were filming with Rosita,

a plane flew overhead and sprayed...

Oh, those planes, yeah.

That's quite normal.

They spray the soybean crops with glyphosates.

Oh, they're crop dusters.

Isn't that really toxic?

Yeah...

Hear my voice?

I thought I might have a fish bone stuck in my throat,

but the doctor told me that it's because of the glyphosates.

Sorry about that.

Let's not dwell on sad stuff.

Are you guys coming to the barbecue later?

Yes. See you later.

Yeah, for sure.

Oh, I'm such an idiot.

- Do you have Justin's clothes? - Oh yes, here they are.

You guys have a lovely relationship.

Been together for long?

I met him a year ago, but we're not a couple.

Everyone thinks we are, which is probably why I'm single.

- He's gay. - Pardon?

He's gay. We're just friends.

Nice that you're good friends.

I'd be lost without him.

- What a nice friendship. - Bye.

Oh, my hair's all weird?

Oh yeah, fix that up.

If only they knew that the video's never gonna get published.

Wait, what?

Yeah, Dave texted me, he was like, "Is it too late to pull the plug?"

- Oh, fuck. - So stupid.

- Hi, Marita. - Hello.

You like him, right?

Yeah, I do. He's adorable.

You always have to be the pretty one?

Yes.

Yep.

That's Marita.

That's Marita?

I'm gonna grab a drink.

Go say something to her.

I don't know what to say to her.

Well, tell her that she almost ruined our fucking lives.

Come on, you speak Spanish. Just go talk to her.

- Okay, okay, okay. - Come on.

There you go.

Hi.

Hello. Yes?

- Are you Marita? - Yes, I am. Do I know you?

Kind of, a colleague of mine spoke to you about Super Carlitos.

Yes, of course, I love him. He's my favorite musician.

Did everything work out? I heard there were robberies.

No, everything went well.

But we all thought that you'd be here.

Yes, the thing is that my grandson's wife had a baby.

I wanted to be with them.

They live in Buenos Aires.

Right.

But why didn't you contact one of us? To let us know.

Because I forgot my Facebook password.

I couldn't get into my account.

Everything worked out in the end.

- God is wise. - Sorry?

God is wise.

Do you want to hold him?

Oh, okay.

How's it going over there?

Wow.

You're such a lovely little guy.

Thank you.

Hallelujah.

- What's she doing? - Hallelujah.

I don't know.

Lord, soon you will return

To take us to the church where Our Father is

Where there is no sadness or bitterness

Lord Jesus, cleanse my garments

Leave them free of stains or creases

For I want to enjoy the celebrations On high

The marriage supper of the Lamb

My white garments

For I want to enjoy the celebrations On high

The marriage supper of the Lamb

My white garments

For I want to enjoy...

You know, I really like your voice.

You like my voice?

I hate my voice.

The first time I heard myself speak, like on recording,

I started crying, like literally.

And I didn't leave my house for a week.

So, gracias.

Wait.

Can I?

Yes.

Consent?

Oh wait, no, sorry.

I'm not ready for that.

What do you mean?

Just for that, I'm not... ready.

- Sorry. - I thought you liked me.

I do like you.

I do. I'm just...

No, the feeling is mutual.

- I don't get it. - I'm sorry. Wait, are you mad?

Please don't be mad. It's not you. It's... me.

I just...

I don't know, I like you. You're so beautiful.

It's just that there's someone else

and we've kind of started seeing each other.

She's not my girlfriend. I wasn't lying, it's just...

It's explosive, it's big, it's new

and I just feel like if we do something now,

I'm worried it'll be awkward later,

you know, 'cause I go to New York tomorrow.

Does that make sense?

No.

Don't get upset, please.

What do you mean, don't get upset? You kissed me earlier today.

No, I know, but that was just, I was just kissing you.

It was just a kiss.

Oh really?

What do you mean, just a kiss?

Everything is sex.

I know.

Also, yes, you are leaving tomorrow.

Isn't that more of a reason to fuck?

Well, no because if we were to--

- Yes, but-- - No, if we were to make love-

- You will never see me again. - That's not true.

No, if we made love, I wouldn't be able to live with myself with you being here.

- Really? - And me being there, yeah.

I would lose sleep. I'm sensitive.

Seriously, you gotta believe me. I would love to sleep with you.

- Stop saying that. - It's true.

Yeah, no, you just pushed me away.

No, I know, but it's complicated.

- Oh, really? - Yeah, the feelings are complicated.

No, don't be upset. Please, please, please don't be upset.

You think too much. You're making up excuses.

- This is stupid. - I'm not making up excuses.

Yes.

Okay, so what now?

So now we can talk.

I don't want to talk.

I'm horny.

I'm leaving.

No, please. Alright. Alright, can I walk you home, at least?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

No. Fuck you.

Ow!

Fuck. That really hurt.

Stop following me.

- Jeff, we're leaving. Come on. - One second.

We buy old cables, bronze, copper and lead.

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I'd put more pink on the inside,

and maybe more mascara

and a little more glitter here.

You got it.

Look up.

Men are stuck in the past.

They think we just want a boyfriend,

or a romantic story like the movies.

Don't you think that guys reckon they're the only ones who want sex?

Sometimes I just want to fuck, I don't want any sort of relationship.

It pisses me off.

It's like,

they show up, flirt with you, and when you make a move, they leave.

I don't get it.

They heat up the kettle, but don't brew the maté.

Whatever.

Did I tell you?

He sent me a selfie crying. Pathetic.

Oh, no.

On top of all that drama you put me through,

you want me to feel sorry for you? I don't get it.

The worst thing is, I thought being a Yankee,

it'd be different... because of his culture.

But nope. Turns out it's universal. They're all jerks.

You're better off without guys like that.

It's good he's gone.

- Yeah. - See what you think.

I told you from the start he was a moron.

You didn't listen.

Yeah.

I should have listened. You were right.

Perfect, I love it.

I'm going to the tree to post the pictures.

- Want me to post anything? - Hold on, I'll give it to you now.

Okay, I'll be back.

- Bye! Thanks for everything. - No, thank you.

Adiós.

Give the skateboard to Uri.

Okay?

Yes, of course.

Well, okay.

Goodbye.

Peluca.

You'll be back.

...greater than the national average.

The study, carried out by a university in the United States,

finds a clear correlation

between exposure to glyphosates

and reproductive disorders.

How long as this been happening?