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There's more to life than what you're living.

Take a chance and face the wind.

An open road and a road that's hidden. Brand new life around the bend.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

Found a trail that at the end was you.

There's a path we take and a path not taken. The choice is up to you, my

Nights are long, but you might awake to a brand new life, brand new life, brand

new life around the bend.

Oh, you're kidding me.

Oh, no.

Philly Fingers' wife just threw him out of the house.

Why? He got home late last night from a party.

Oh, well, that doesn't seem fair.

Yeah, well, it was a New Year's Eve party.

1984.

How about Joey?

Oh, how about Joey?

Oh, his wife just had a baby.

Pee -wee?

How about Pee -wee?

He just had his rugs cleaned. I didn't even know he had rugs.

Did I miss something?

Yeah, Dad's monthly poker game is off for Saturday night. We've got nowhere to

play.

I have a wonderful idea.

Oh, so what are we going to do then? Come on.

Hello?

Mr. Fingers.

Yes, it's Angela Bauer. How would you and your friends like to play at my

Saturday night?

Poker.

Oh, well, let's say eight -ish and don't feel you have to bring anything.

Bye -bye.

Angela.

That's very nice of you. It really is. But, you know, these guys, they're a

little, I don't know, rough around the edges.

They're disgusting.

Come on, Tony. I'm really looking forward to meeting your friends.

I don't, you know.

All right. Hey, look, I guess we could play poker in Connecticut, huh? I better

tell Pee Wee to dress. Oh, no, Tony. Let's keep it informal.

No, no. Pee Wee likes to play in his underwear.

A shirt would be nice.

You haven't seen his shirt. He has the laundry.

Get out of here.

Oh, a letter from my very best friend from graduate school. I haven't seen her

in years.

Is she coming for a visit, Angela?

Yes, she'll be here for dinner Saturday night.

That's my poker night.

Oh, what are you going to do?

What am I going to do?

Yeah, well, they're your friends.

Angela, you invited them.

Oh, I know, and I'd love to meet them, but just not with Emily. She's so

reserved and conservative.

She's not at all the free spirit that I am.

Oh, yeah, you and Madonna.

I guess I'll just have to call off my game.

You think your friends will understand?

What friends?

Oh, Tony, I feel terrible.

if I can switch it.

I know. I'll have her over for Sunday brunch.

That's a good idea. You know, Emily, she sounds more like a brunch person,

whereas my guys, they're like, you know, Saturday night animals.

Hey, your homeowner's policy paid up?

Thank you.

Hi, Tony!

Hey, how's your rungs? Wet.

How's your baby? Wet.

Hey, how's your wife?

Don't ask.

Where's Eddie? Well, we didn't want to come empty -handed, so we picked up a

couple of beers.

Eddie, isn't that heavy? No, it's light beer.

Hey, you got a match?

Yeah, your face is my Angela.

Hi, guys.

Oh, you must be Pee -wee. What makes you say that?

And this is Joey Rossini. Oh, yes, of course. Hello again.

This is Mr. Philly Fingers. Mr. Fingers. That's right. And this is Eddie

Carpucci, world -class exterminator.

Exterminator, you do mean bugs.

Hey,

sit down there. Hey, you're looking good. Hey, Pia, would you grow?

I see all the guests have arrived.

I thought I smelled men.

Mother, you look terrific.

Mother, you are just going to be the bell of the policeman's ball.

You like it?

Hey,

you got a back door?

Relax. It's just my date.

Paula Robinson, this is Officer Bob.

I know you're in there.

Oh, he's so impatient.

Who wants a beer here?

I'll have one too. Get around, sports fans.

All right, guys.

Come on, everybody. Let's sit down and play some poker, huh?

What are you doing?

Playing poker.

You can't play poker. You don't know how to play poker.

Surprise, surprise.

I've been studying for two days.

You've got cash.

Is this enough?

Let them play.

Ezra, Ezra, this is for real. These guys win your money. They don't give it

back. Oh, then I'll just have to win, won't I?

One for you.

One for you.

One for you.

One for you. One for you.

right with you guys if I look at my list of what beats what, yes?

You can look at whatever you want.

Okay, I'll open for Washington here.

I'll see that.

I'm in. Me too.

I see that.

Let's go up one more.

That's $2.

$2. Oh, why not?

And another one for good luck.

It's all right.

It's your money.

I'm in.

Excuse me.

I don't have this on my list. What beats a royal flush?

I'm going to take your money, and I'm going to get a little shut -eye.

Really,

I have a very important brunch tomorrow.

Oh, yeah, I know how that can be. Yeah.

Good night, you guys.

Thanks a lot.

Good night, Andy.

It's been terrific.

Thanks.

Hey, uh, excuse me a second, guys.

Angela? Yo!

Yo.

You want me to throw these guys out? You know, these games can go kind of late.

No, no.

I'm a talent sleeper. You guys enjoy yourselves.

Thanks, Angela.

Yeah. Hey, Angela.

Yeah.

You were really terrific tonight.

Yeah, I was, wasn't I?

They're a great bunch of guys.

You like them?

Yeah, I do.

I think they like me, too. Are you kidding me? They love you. I mean,

to love?

I mean... Hey, Tony. Yeah.

Are you in or what?

I mean, I'll be right there.

I think I'm going to go. I'm going to go play cards. Okay.

Good night.

Good night.

All right, guys.

Let's play cards. I'm feeling hot.

I know it is.

Oh, you look wonderful.

Everything's going to be just perfect for Emily.

so early? Early?

Early? Emily will be here any minute.

You're kidding me. Oh, I'm sorry. I almost don't track a time here. Dad,

you even notice the sunrise?

No. Was it nice?

Listen, don't worry about it. The game's over and the guys are out. Let's go

out.

Where's my quiche? Where's my cucumber sandwiches?

I don't know. I don't know.

I kind of got the munchies.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Hey,

Eddie, you coming?

No, I'm going to stick around and help Tony clean up.

You got a hose?

I got it, I got it, I got it.

Hands up, hands up, hands up. Look, look, me and Eddie will have this place

cleaned up spotless before she even shows up. Eddie cannot stay here.

Why not? Eddie's my friend.

I know that, and he's a very... Very lovely man.

And the next time we have a termite problem, he's got the job. I promise.

But he and Emily come from two very different worlds, and I don't think it's

good idea if those worlds collide.

Well, thank you, Carl Sagan.

Come on, Angela. He won't embarrass you in any way. He'll be long gone before

she shows up, okay?

Or I could be wrong.

It's her.

It's her.

Oh, this place is perfect.

So quaint. So charming.

Oh, it's wonderful.

Whoa. Who's the fox with the great maracas?

Emily, this is my housekeeper, Tony Maselli. Hi, Emily. So nice to meet you.

this is my good friend, Eddie Carpucci. Who will be leaving shortly.

Nice to meet you.

That's quite a grip you have there.

Well, that's from pump and spray cans.

I'm an exterminator.

Licensed.

Well, uh, Eddie, you don't want to hurt the girl.

Eddie?

Let him go, Eddie.

So,

uh, Emily, uh, what do you do to earn a buck?

Well, I perform studies on organizational productivity at Stanford.

Oh, I love a woman with big brains.

Something. Eddie, heal.

Tony, could I see you in the kitchen a minute, please?

Yeah, yeah, sure.

Hey, would you excuse us?

Talk among yourselves.

I told you, I told you, I told you. I know, I know, I know. You were right.

Emily's really uptight.

Emily, I'm talking about Eddie. You know, your friend who evaluates people's

maracas?

Some people, that's a compliment.

You leave my mother out of this.

Your friend is ruining my brunch. All right, all right, all right. I'll take

to the station.

It's obvious that oil and vinegar just don't mix.

My God, what are they doing?

They're making salad dressing.

What are we going to do?

I don't know. You got any croutons?

I'm glad.

I am thrilled that you find this so amusing.

Uh, Tony, I think it's time we got back to our guest. Oh, good idea, Angela.

Emily, never will guess who I saw the other day.

Well...

Really? It was Sarah Connors, and she looked horrible.

What was that, Angela?

Hey, Eddie, what do you say? You don't want to do anything you might regret,

like Mr. Train? Let's hit the road, pal.

Please don't leave on my account. You know, he's got a...

Angela,

do you have any hand cream? My skin is so dry.

In my purse.

Oh. The kind with extra emollients and deep penetrating moisturizers?

I don't think so.

Oh, it's the only kind I use.

Gee, is there a drugstore around here?

Oh, sure there is.

I'll give you a lift.

Tony, can I borrow your van?

Oh, wait, wait, wait a second.

Her skin has always been very dry.

Here they come, here they come.

Sorry we took so long.

What can I say?

Eddie, Eddie.

Can I talk to you in the kitchen, please? I think we got bugs.

Yeah, sure.

They know how to crawl.

I know how to kill them.

Would you believe we had to drive to New Haven to find the hand cream?

No.

Hartford?

What do you think you're doing? I'm looking for bugs. You said you had bugs.

I'll give you bugs, Eddie. I can't believe you and Angela's best friend,

know? I know, I know.

I couldn't help myself, Angela.

Look, when he started to nibble on my leaves...

Spare me the details.

Refreshing. He's rough around the edges.

Strong, but sweet.

Uncomplicated, do you know what I mean?

Nibbled on your what?

I'm not making you stop lying.

I mean, hey, she don't seem the type. It's true, Tony. You won't believe what

they teach him in graduate school.

Of course not.

Tony and I don't have a relationship like that.

Angela, don't you ever think about it? Never.

Good news.

No bugs.

At least not in the kitchen. Do you want me to check the bedroom? No, no, no.

I think I'll go and make us something to eat. Oh, what a wonderful idea. I

imagine we've all worked up quite an appetite.

I don't mean we.

I don't mean you.

I don't mean anything. I'll help you.

Talk about your worlds colliding.

Boom!

I mean, we're talking the Big Bang Theory, huh?

What Emily said, it sounded like they had a lovely time.

That's exactly the word Eddie used, lovely.

Guess.

Opposites do attract.

That's what they say.

Who would have thought?

Emily's so... Classy.

And Eddie's so... Physical.

time to catch that train.

Want to give me a lift to the station?

You leave it now?

Yeah, I gotta get back.

It was really nice meeting you, Emily.

You give me a call next time you're in town.

Or if you ever have any bug questions.

Oh, well, thank you, Eddie. And listen, you do the same if you ever do any work

at Stanford.

All right.

Thanks for the hospitality, Angela.

You too, Emily.

I don't get it.

Quite a quick getaway. I mean, aren't you going to see her again?

What's the point, Tony?

What am I going to do, take her to Marty's Melody Room and teach her how to

shoot pool? She might like pool.

Okay, and then what?

Is she going to marry me and live in Brooklyn?

It ain't natural, Tony.

That's it?

You're not going to see him again?

Well, no, Angela.

Not unless he shows up at the next faculty tea.

You didn't even try.

Well, it might be fun for a while.

Might be a lot of fun.

But eventually a man like this would suffocate in my world.

I'm famished.

What do you have to eat around here?

Nothing.

Why don't we go to the country club for brunch? Okay, give me a moment to

freshen up. Yeah, right around the corner. Okay.

Oh, I forgot my keys.

How's Emily?

Hungry. How's Eddie?

He can't seem to get back to Brooklyn fast enough. I'm going to drive him.

Well, I'll be at the club.

Yeah, well, I figure while I'm in Brooklyn, I'm going to shoot some pool.

Okay.

Hey, Angela.

Yeah?

You don't shoot pool, do you?

No.

I didn't catch that.

What the hell?

raise you six cents.

Jonathan, can I borrow a nickel?

Okay, Grandma, but you're already four bucks in the hole.

Who asked you?

I think I want to raise it.

Oh, sweetheart.

Do you want to do that? That's your whole piggy bank.

I felt this with your mother. I want to see it.

I call and read him and weep, baby.