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There is more to life than what you're living, so take a chance and face the

wind. Open road and a road that's hidden, brand new life around the bend.

The night's long, but you might awake to a brand new life, brand new life around

the bend.

Dear diary, we're all here at Camp Catawba to pick up Jonathan, who's a

homesick. On our way up, we learned something very strange.

Angela and Tony each had their first kiss at a place near here called Kissing

Rock. Wait a minute. I may be way off on this, but you've got to admit the

stories do sound alike.

I mean, the moon and the rock and...

Then, this afternoon, Tony and Angela disappeared from camp.

Angela, I found it. I found it.

Anthony and Ingrid.

Ingrid?

Ingrid?

Well, more than us.

That's when our old friend Fate stepped in, drawing the two of them together.

It's not like I'm holed up in a small motel in a thunderstorm with Ingrid.

I mean, if I was with Ingrid, there might be trouble.

No, In, come here, baby.

Tony?

I'm Ingrid.

I know something's going on.

I just wish I knew what.

Tony!

Are you ready?

For what?

What do we got, dinner reservations?

I'm coming out now.

I'm coming out a little bit myself here.

Come on, Ed. I'm just kidding.

I'm, you know, come on out here.

Come on.

Come on.

Whoa.

So that's what they mean by a fitted sheet.

Yes. Well, here we are.

All undressed and no place to go.

What are you doing?

Well, I thought I'd tie one corner of the bedspread up here and then we could

tie the other one down here and then we'd both have a little privacy like in

Happened One Night.

Oh, that's great, Claudette.

Come on, that was in the 30s.

Tony, privacy never goes out of style.

Angela, look, come on. If you're worried about you and me and, you know... That

kiss was a long time ago.

I mean, that was then and this is now.

Right. This is now and that was then. Right.

So, I mean, we were just two hot -blooded kids then. But we're adults

right? So we'll just relax. We'll have some fun. Not too much fun.

We'll watch TV.

That's a good idea.

Angela, we got it made. They got cables. Oh, great.

Oh, this won't be so bad. I love those old movies or the ballet.

Oh, no, don't do that.

I love subtitles.

It's my favorite.

I don't think we need subtitles for this.

So much for TV.

Over here? Yeah.

Jonathan, your mother's safe at the Hidden Hollow Motel, room 12.

Samantha, your father's safe at the Hidden Hollow Motel, room 12.

Do you notice what I notice?

Yeah. You're losing your hair.

All right, campers. Tomorrow morning, there's a nature hike at 10.

You better wear your long pants because there's lots of bugs and frogs and

crawly things.

Boy,

that Wormser is a total geek.

Yeah, what a squid.

Well, sure, she is bad, yeah.

I am ashamed of you. I expected better things of you.

We've got to nail that geek.

Let's try to think of something that'll drive him up the wall, but won't leave

any scars.

Well, there goes my idea.

Wait a minute.

He hates slimy things, Jonathan.

You know, Tony, it is amazing how little there is to do in a motel when you

don't want to watch TV.

You think you're doing push -ups?

Room service.

Didn't mean to interrupt anything here.

You're not. You're not.

I thought I...

You're already wearing yours.

Oh, by the way, I thought you might like some dinner. Oh, thank you.

But we didn't have any.

So I brought you some pajamas.

Oh. And I brought you some socks.

Oh, how thoughtful.

Don't lose the jammies. They're the only pair I've got.

Oh, won't you be needing them?

No, no.

I sleep buck naked.

Well, let's change.

Tony!

What?

What?

All right, all right, all right. I'll flip you for the top.

Cute.

Okay, which bed do you want? The east wing or the west wing?

I'll take this one.

Okay.

Knock, knock.

If you need me, I'll be in my room changing.

Oh, boy.

Good night.

Good night, Angela.

What?

Nothing.

Angela!

That sounded like something.

Well, I was just thinking about that night at Kissing Rock and you thought

were so cool and you had sweaty palms.

Did not.

Yes, you did.

Oh, yeah? Well, I'll tell you something. I cut my lip on your braces.

Oh, I'm sorry.

That's okay.

It was worth it.

Well, good night.

Good night, Angela.

You are just doing that to get even. You're right.

But no, no, really, I did just remember something, you know?

I was thinking about that night at Kissing Rock.

How terrific you smelled.

I mean, that was some great perfume you were wearing that night.

Tony, that wasn't perfume.

It was insect repellent.

You ought to wear it more often.

My husband could never remember our anniversary, and you remember the 20

ago I wore bug off.

That's the kind of guy I am.

You know, I always wondered about that boy.

You know, who he was, and if he ever thought about me.

Oh, yeah, he did. Well, I mean, I did.

I, uh, I used to wonder how your teeth turned out.

And now I know they turned out terrific.

Thank you.

Well, I guess it's getting late. I better go back to my room.

Maybe you better.

I'll help you.

Good night, Tony.

Good night, Angela.

Did you touch that sheet?

Of course I didn't.

Well, you know, my mother would say that there's some great force pulling us

together. The only force at work in this room is gravity.

I've got it.

You do have to admit, though, that it's quite a coincidence that I would end up

working for Ingrid.

Ingrid.

Kind of silly of me to lie about my name.

Yeah, well, don't feel so bad.

If it makes you feel any better, I told a little white lie that night myself.

Oh?

Well, I... I knew you were 13, and I... I didn't know, you know, I thought maybe

you wouldn't go out with me if you knew... Well, if you knew that... If I

what?

How much older you were than me.

Older?

How much older?

How old were you?

I was 11.

My first grown -up kiss was with an 11 -year -old?

Hey, oh, oh, hey, hey, wait a minute. I didn't hear you complaining that night.

You hung in for 57 seconds.

Were you counting?

Angela, was I counting?

What kind of guy do you think I am? Wouldn't I be a little insensitive of

Bruce Weinberg had to stop watching the bushes.

What?

Oh, you're going to get a big kick out of this, Angela.

You see, and this, you know, it's funny. This is what I think is the basic

difference between boys and girls, you know.

You went back to your bunk and told all your girlfriends how romantic it was.

And I went back to my bunk and collected my bet. Yeah.

ever heard of.

Fuck. You didn't get a kick out of it?

Tony, you took an innocent memory of two lovely children and turned it into

something shabby and tawdry and stinky.

Angela, I mean, don't you think you're overreacting a little bit here?

No, I am not overreacting. I thought of you as a man with sensitivity, not a

womanizer and a stopwatcher.

Oh, no.

were 13 well i was 11 and a liar this conversation is over

i'm going to bed want me to hang up the sheet again

we don't need it there's a wall between us that goes beyond sheets

Dirty, rotten.

Oh, come on, Angela. I said I was sorry. Like, no.

It's not you.

It's a dumb stealing. It's leaking on me. Oh, you're kidding. Well, can I

What are you going to do? Time the drips?

seconds, Angela.

Here they come!

Now I know how Ma Barker felt when her boys came back from a job.

Come on, gang!

We're back!

Tell us all about it, and don't leave out the disgusting part.

He's a frog in Mermy's bed!

And he put a humongous snake in his footlocker.

Right, Bauer!

You're awesome!

Yeah!

Sneaky and rotten.

Thank you.

Well, it runs in the family.

Tony, Tony, are you all right?

Tony, you fell out of the chair onto the floor.

Thanks, Angela. I'd have never pieced that one together without you.

Are you all right?

Oh, yeah, I think I broke the floor. fall with my head. Oh, wait, I'll get

damn cloth.

Sit down.

Is that better?

Yes, Angela, but the bump's on the other side.

What am I doing with this?

Tony.

I'm sorry if I overreacted about kissing Rock. It's just that it was very

special to me.

It's very special to me too, Angela.

You, it was just a bet.

Not why I carved your name in the rock.

I mean, hey, the money's gone, but your name's still there.

Well, not your name, Ingrid's.

Um, well, I guess I'll hit the jam and try not to hit the floor.

You. Okay.

Tony? Let's see.

Yeah.

It's all right.

You can sleep here.

You can sleep there?

Right.

Right, because nothing's going to happen.

And because we're both adults.

And because...

Because things are pretty good between us the way they are.

Right.

Although, things could probably be good between us the way they aren't.

It'd be great.

Yes, they would.

They would not be the same. And I am not willing to risk losing what we got.

Right.

So we don't need any sheets between us. We'll just get into this bed.

I got a headache anyway.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I had a mistake.

Good night, Tommy.

Good night, Angela.

Here.

How did I draw latrine duties?

What do you expect, Mona?

Worms are made out the duty roster.

Oh? Well, then I don't feel so bad about putting saran wrap over his toilet

bowl.

Here we go, Cinderella.

All right,

what have you two been up to? Hmm? Well, Tony carved the name of the girl that

he kissed at Kissing Rock, and so we went there.

Yeah. I carved it.

And was it you two?

Well, to tell you the truth, Maude, it was me and Ingrid.

Right, Angela?

Right, Tony.

Please,

Mom, not in front of the guy.

I'm sorry, honey. Oh, Bella.

Hey, hey, hey. Champ, where are you going? We're going to be cutting out of

in about an hour.

I'm staying here.

Bye, Mom. See ya.

What happened to I miss my mommy?

Hey, Mona, I got a feeling something went on here last night that we're not

aware of.

I get the same feeling about you two.

Come on, Mona. Let's pack them up and move them out. Okay.

And I learned something very important about myself, Angela.

I made a great monk.