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Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.
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Thursday, Friday, happy days.
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The weekend comes, the cycle hums. Ready
to race to you.
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These days are ours.
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Happy and free. Oh, happy days.
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These days are ours.
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Share them with me. Oh, baby. Oh, black,
gray sky, yellow, blue.
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There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you. Oh, it's all right.
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It can't be wrong.
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Rockin' and rollin'. Oh, no.
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Sunday, Monday, happy days.
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Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.
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Thursday, Friday, happy days.
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Saturday, what a day.
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Groovin' all week with you.
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These days are ours.
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It still looks the same.
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Tony, we've only been gone for three
months.
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What did you expect, erosion?
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Oh, it seemed like an eternity.
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This is the worst summer I've had since
my parents sent me to convent camp.
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Tony.
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Please don't ever leave me again. Oh,
Jenny, I miss you.
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Joanie, Joanie, Joanie, don't start
getting misty on me, all right?
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Because you're going to blow everything.
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You've got to go in there. You've got to
convince your parents that you'll come
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back and live in Chicago.
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That's easy for you to say. You don't
have to tell them. I know it's going to
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hard, but don't worry about it.
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I'm going to be behind you every inch of
the way, all right?
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Just remember the game plan.
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Go in there and fight.
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Yeah. All right, Joanie, let's do it.
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soldier in the best years of our lives
didn't make this big a fuss.
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What are you doing here? You're telling
your parents you're going back to
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Chicago? Are you kidding?
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I wouldn't miss this for a weekend with
the Green Bay Packers as their towel
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girl.
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She always grows in the summertime.
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Hey, Johnny, I bet your folks are just
dying to hear all the great, great
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that happened to us in such a short,
short time. That's right, yeah.
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Me, me too.
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Oh, please, everybody, let's sit down
and tell us everything.
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Well, everything that you can tell your
parents. Well, it's been like a fairy
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tale. One minute we're playing at
Arnold's, and then all of a sudden we're
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toast of Chicago.
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Oh, no, Windy City.
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What a great town.
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That's my...
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I'm Keeley Smith.
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Who?
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Oh, black magic has me in its belt. That
old black magic cannot leave the world.
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Ah, Joni, Joni, we are so thrilled. You
have no idea how tough a decision it was
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for us to let you go to Chicago this
summer. I know. But we're sure glad we
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We sure are.
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Yeah, we let her be out on her own and
really learn all about life, huh? Oh, we
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certainly did, Howard. Yeah, and now
that she's got that out of her system,
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she's back home here where she belongs.
I'm so glad we did that for her.
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Now,
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listen, you kids take Joanie's things up
to her room and I'm going to fix you a
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nice welcome home breakfast.
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You guys have
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just got them eating out of the palm of
your hands, I can see.
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Joanie, I'll give you a call a little
bit later.
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Oh, what's the hurry?
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You're not going anywhere.
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Back home where she belongs.
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Why didn't you say anything?
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Oh, no, Joyce, they were so happy I grew
a half inch.
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It just didn't seem like the right time,
you know?
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Well, I'll tell them at lunch.
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Maybe dinner.
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You know something? You were right.
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Nothing at all has changed around here.
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You still get the death of your parents.
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I am not.
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they're going to ride home and ship with
cars.
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Arnold burger and fries, onion rings.
That's better.
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Let me see.
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How are the pigs in the blanket
prepared?
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We don't got them.
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Yes, you do.
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No, you don't.
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That's right.
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Yo, Pop. Hey, look, please.
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Tell me that my garage is all right. You
tell me. Mrs. Johnson came in. She
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wanted to ask him in on the rear end,
you know.
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I was in a good mood, so I took one look
at her, and I said, about 220 pounds.
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Oh, Bob, the movie can't take a joke.
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You think she's big. You ought to see
her husband, and you probably will.
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All right, Clarence, listen up. I want
an Arnold burger, I want fries, and I
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want some onion rings.
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What are you going to traffic court for?
I've got to take care of some parking
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tickets. You don't go to traffic court
to get your parking tickets. You do when
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you've got 300 of them.
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How do you get 300 of them? Think about
it, Barnes.
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All right, get out of here.
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All right, you lucky guys.
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You bust.
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You wait. You cook.
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You can't make me cook. It's butter
nothing.
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Come on. Come on, Fonz. We're not in
class. You can't make us do anything.
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I love to cook.
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Good. Fonz.
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I need your help.
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You need my help? I got no leg. I'm
teaching auto shop to idiots.
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I got a head of young men working for me
in the garage.
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And I'm reduced to waiting on tables.
And do you know the people that eat in
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here are lousy tippers?
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Fine, that's not important now.
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You gotta do me a favor.
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You have to come to dinner time straight
now, Mr. and Mr. C.
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Because if you don't, my life is over.
You see, the Joyce parents make the same
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Milwaukee, right? And I'm in Chicago.
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And we're gonna drift apart.
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And she'll wind up marrying some doctor
or some lawyer. And my life will go
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straight down the tubes.
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And then in a couple years, you know
what might happen to me? You might find
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in a drunken stupor, France.
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Peeking through the bushes of her front
yard.
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and watching Joanie and little Bucky and
little Buffy and wishing that I could
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have shared some of that happiness.
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You're right. Your life is worse than
mine. I'll be there. Thank you. You've
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to do me a favor, though. What? Don't
you name your kids Bucky and Buffy.
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So
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the
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bartender says, hey, we don't get many
gorillas in here. And the gorilla says,
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at these prices, I don't doubt it.
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Tell the joke like your father, Johnny.
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Now. All right.
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Mom, Dad, I'd like to discuss something
with you.
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Now, I've given this a lot of thought,
and I hope that instead of yelling and
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screaming, we can talk this over
maturely and intelligently.
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Well, that's not too much to ask. Just
don't talk with your mouth full.
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At the beginning of the summer, I was
just a silly little high school girl.
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Well, I'm not the same little girl
anymore.
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I've grown up.
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A full house?
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That's right.
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I've grown.
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We've started a real career in Chicago,
and I think the best thing for me to do
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is stay there.
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Well?
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Well, Joanie, I'm a little disappointed
that you'd think we'd just fly off the
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handle and rant and rave like Khrushchev
at the U .N.
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You see that? You're worried about
nothing. As far as you're staying in
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I mean, we could talk about it until
we're blue in the face, and the answer's
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still going to be no.
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Now who wants ice cream on their pie?
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Mom. That's one.
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That's two.
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Mom. Dad.
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I'd appreciate it if you would keep an
open mind and hear me out.
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Joanie, you're barely out of high
school. You're just too young to be
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yourself. Sweetheart, it is time for you
to start thinking about an education.
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I agree 100%, Mr. C.
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Joanie's already enrolled in college.
Oh, sure. One of those correspondence
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schools she found in the back of a
matchbook. No, no.
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Northwestern University.
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Oh, Howard, that's a school you couldn't
get into.
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I would have, Marion. It just so happens
my transcripts were late.
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Now, we're not talking about me.
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Now, look, who do you expect to pay for
your education, huh? No one. I pay for
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my tuition with the money I made last
summer.
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Howard. Marion. Well, now that that's
all settled, I think I will have some
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cream I'd like to drink.
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Johnny, you've made a very good case for
yourself.
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But you have to understand that your
mother and I have your best interests at
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heart. So you will go to Chicago over my
dead body.
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How can you do this to me?
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We're your parents. It's our job.
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But you haven't heard a word I said.
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Johnny. Johnny, let me handle this.
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And I love this woman.
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And she's mine now.
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And she doesn't need your permission to
do anything anymore. Sit down, Chuck.
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Yes, sir.
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Now, look.
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He's my boyfriend, and he can stand up
if he wants to. Stand up.
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See? He understands.
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And he'd never be as selfish as you're
being right now. Out of my way, Marion.
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Now, that's enough out of that fresh
mouth of yours, young lady. You go to
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room.
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Please, Cunningham, you go to your room
right now and you wipe that lipstick off
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your face. No, I'm tired of being
treated like a baby. Well, then stop
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like one. Oh, Dad, I was acting like a
baby. I don't care. She's not going to
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come home. Start telling her.
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You heard all that.
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Mutual corners.
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Mutual corners.
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I am outraged.
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This is not a Brazilian soccer match
here.
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This is supposed to be a nice family
convo done with rational and intelligent
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talking. I am through talking.
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Now, I have asked my daughter to go to
her room, and I would appreciate it if
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she'd do what she's told.
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No, no, no, no.
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Jones, I don't think anybody is saying,
go to your room, go to your room.
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Why don't you just go to your room until
this whole thing just blows over, huh?
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Nobody's going to tell me what to do
anymore. Not you, not them.
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If you think I'm going to my room right
now, I'm not.
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I say this calls for action and now
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nip it in the bud.
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You got to nip them things in the bud.
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I'm going to get my bud nipper and go
over there and nip some bud. One way to
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take care of it. Nip it in the bud. That
bud is nipped. There's no place like TV
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land. Nip it.
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I can assure you the bank's closing
costs are very competitive.
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I'll just open these blinds to let in a
little extra life.
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payments now with a no -closing -cost
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home equity loan from Ditech .com.
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That's impossible!
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Get the cash you need now from Ditech
.com.
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Lost another loan to Ditech.
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Guess they're even more popular than we
thought. We're making them as fast as we
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I'm gushing about what a genius I am.
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Just make like Dorothy and hit the
yellow brick road.
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Jenny, splitting isn't going to solve
anything.
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And locking yourself in the bathroom is.
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Well, as long as I'm up here, do you
have any nail polish remover? Sure.
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Joni, can I come in?
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I'm alone.
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Mom, I told you, I'm never going to my
room again.
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I realize that, dear, after your father
threatened to smoke you out.
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Please, dear.
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All right.
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I brought you everything that you're
going to need. Here's your PJs and some
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bedding and Flaxseed Morgan.
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Mom, I haven't slept with Flaxseed
Morgan for years.
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Listen, that's great.
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Oh, really? You two used to be so close.
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Do you remember that year we would have
to lake Whitefish and we forgot him? And
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you cried and cried and locked yourself
in the outhouse?
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And your father drove all the way back
to fetch him.
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He was really P .O.
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Glad she still had eyes then.
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That doesn't seem so long ago.
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Mom, do we have to argue about this?
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Oh, Joanie.
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It's you and your father. You just cut
from the same cloth.
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I've never met two more stubborn people.
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Whereas Richard takes after Martha and
the family. Same disposition and hair
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coloring.
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Do you really think what I want to do is
so wrong?
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No, I agree with you. And I agree with
your father.
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See, I love you both so much. I don't
want anybody to get hurt.
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I want you to go to Chicago.
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And I want you to be home, too.
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Well, good night, dear.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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Very middle class.
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Fancy, if you intend to start up about
Joanie, let me remind you that you rent
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here on a month -to -month basis.
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First thing from my mind?
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Not back and forth, Mr. C. Little
circus.
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Little circus.
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Well,
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there's nothing like the smell in the
car.
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Make a man feel alive.
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Well, after all those years driving a
huge DeSoto, I...
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I thought I deserved something sportier.
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So what happened?
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Kidding. Kidding.
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You're my idol, Mr. C. You keep this in
mint condition.
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It's fabulous.
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Change the oil every 3 ,000 miles.
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I do my best. Yes, you do.
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So how come you let your daughter lock
herself in a bathroom two days in a row?
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That just proves she's not mature enough
to be out on her own.
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You didn't give her any of the choice.
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Get back upstairs. No, I'm staying.
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This has as much to do with me as it
does with Johnny.
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I'm not budging through this whole
thing.
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Shut up.
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If you don't mind, I'd just like to
finish waxing my car.
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Hey, look, I'm just a tenant here, I
understand. You don't want to talk about
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it, Mr. C. I do not want to talk about
it.
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In a few minutes, you're going to step
back from this car. You're going to
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admire your job. How it sparkles, how it
shines.
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Don't you think it's time to step back
and take a look at your daughter and see
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how she sparkles and shines?
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What are you driving at?
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When this job is done, you can rub it,
you can polish it till your elbow falls
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off. Am I right? And it ain't going to
get any brighter. The same thing is true
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of your daughter.
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Mr. C, you have done a great job being a
parent.
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You should be proud.
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You should be happy, not sad.
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You should step back and see how she
sparkles like a jewel.
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Mr. C.
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I appreciate what you're saying, Fonzie,
but I think I know what's best for my
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daughter. Indeed you do. You are a great
dad.
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It's real important to know whether
you're doing what is best for Joanie or
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whether you're doing what is best for
you.
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Mary, do you think we're doing the right
thing about Joanie?
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Of course, Howard. We have to feed her.
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There's no meat in here.
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Joanie, it's me, your father, remember?
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Joanie, will you please open this door?
I'd like to talk to you.
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It's your dime.
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I can't talk to you with those on. You
look like a sea bass.
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Look, Joanie, I don't know whether
you've ever noticed, but sometimes
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I can be a little stubborn.
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You didn't have to come in here to tell
me that. Well, I know I didn't have to,
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but I wanted to.
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You see, this has not been an easy time
for your mother and I, and I guess maybe
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we...
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Been a little selfish.
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It's just that I keep remembering the
day you were born when the nurse put you
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in my arms and you were my little girl.
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So pink and so little.
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I didn't want to let go.
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I still don't.
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But I look at you now and I realize that
we can't hold you any longer. So
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your mother and I, we want you to go to
Chicago and knock them dead.
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I didn't mean to grow up.
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I know you didn't, sweetheart.
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Goodbye,
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sweetheart.
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Now, if ever you need anything, we'll be
right here.
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You always help us.
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And always wear clean underwear.
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A t -shirt and a bus.
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Marion, it's time to let go.
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Goodbye, sweetheart.
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Okay,
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bye -bye.
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Bye -bye.
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Goodbye.
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Goodbye.
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Next on the Brady Bunch, Jim Backus
guest stars, but not as the ghost town
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Now he's Mike's boss, Mr. Matthews, who
up until this episode was named Mr.
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Phillips and played by another guy.
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Stay tuned for episode 116, The Hustler.
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