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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:05,080 Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days. 2 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:07,560 Thursday, Friday, happy days. 3 00:00:07,820 --> 00:00:11,880 The weekend comes, the cycle hums. Ready to race to you. 4 00:00:12,820 --> 00:00:14,560 These days are ours. 5 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,160 Happy and free. Oh, happy days. 6 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:19,840 These days are ours. 7 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:24,920 Share them with me. Oh, baby. Oh, black, gray sky, yellow, blue. 8 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:28,740 There's nothing can hold me when I hold you. Oh, it's all right. 9 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:30,070 It can't be wrong. 10 00:00:30,170 --> 00:00:32,369 Rockin' and rollin'. Oh, no. 11 00:00:42,570 --> 00:00:45,010 Sunday, Monday, happy days. 12 00:00:45,270 --> 00:00:47,610 Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days. 13 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:50,050 Thursday, Friday, happy days. 14 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:52,470 Saturday, what a day. 15 00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:54,530 Groovin' all week with you. 16 00:00:55,550 --> 00:00:56,870 These days are ours. 17 00:01:19,450 --> 00:01:20,990 It still looks the same. 18 00:01:22,050 --> 00:01:23,910 Tony, we've only been gone for three months. 19 00:01:24,110 --> 00:01:25,230 What did you expect, erosion? 20 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:27,430 Oh, it seemed like an eternity. 21 00:01:27,770 --> 00:01:31,330 This is the worst summer I've had since my parents sent me to convent camp. 22 00:01:32,770 --> 00:01:33,770 Tony. 23 00:01:34,130 --> 00:01:36,710 Please don't ever leave me again. Oh, Jenny, I miss you. 24 00:01:36,990 --> 00:01:39,990 Joanie, Joanie, Joanie, don't start getting misty on me, all right? 25 00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:41,350 Because you're going to blow everything. 26 00:01:42,650 --> 00:01:46,150 You've got to go in there. You've got to convince your parents that you'll come 27 00:01:46,150 --> 00:01:47,150 back and live in Chicago. 28 00:01:47,430 --> 00:01:50,250 That's easy for you to say. You don't have to tell them. I know it's going to 29 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:51,570 hard, but don't worry about it. 30 00:01:52,430 --> 00:01:54,490 I'm going to be behind you every inch of the way, all right? 31 00:01:54,850 --> 00:01:55,930 Just remember the game plan. 32 00:01:56,210 --> 00:01:57,210 Go in there and fight. 33 00:01:57,390 --> 00:01:59,350 Yeah. All right, Joanie, let's do it. 34 00:02:10,350 --> 00:02:12,870 soldier in the best years of our lives didn't make this big a fuss. 35 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:17,130 What are you doing here? You're telling your parents you're going back to 36 00:02:17,130 --> 00:02:18,890 Chicago? Are you kidding? 37 00:02:19,190 --> 00:02:22,670 I wouldn't miss this for a weekend with the Green Bay Packers as their towel 38 00:02:22,670 --> 00:02:23,670 girl. 39 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:06,560 She always grows in the summertime. 40 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:11,540 Hey, Johnny, I bet your folks are just dying to hear all the great, great 41 00:03:11,540 --> 00:03:14,360 that happened to us in such a short, short time. That's right, yeah. 42 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:15,760 Me, me too. 43 00:03:16,940 --> 00:03:20,440 Oh, please, everybody, let's sit down and tell us everything. 44 00:03:20,860 --> 00:03:26,360 Well, everything that you can tell your parents. Well, it's been like a fairy 45 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,420 tale. One minute we're playing at Arnold's, and then all of a sudden we're 46 00:03:29,420 --> 00:03:30,420 toast of Chicago. 47 00:03:30,740 --> 00:03:32,020 Oh, no, Windy City. 48 00:03:32,260 --> 00:03:33,420 What a great town. 49 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:34,800 That's my... 50 00:03:40,460 --> 00:03:41,460 I'm Keeley Smith. 51 00:03:41,860 --> 00:03:42,860 Who? 52 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:48,400 Oh, black magic has me in its belt. That old black magic cannot leave the world. 53 00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:53,320 Ah, Joni, Joni, we are so thrilled. You have no idea how tough a decision it was 54 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:56,660 for us to let you go to Chicago this summer. I know. But we're sure glad we 55 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:57,900 We sure are. 56 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:02,940 Yeah, we let her be out on her own and really learn all about life, huh? Oh, we 57 00:04:02,940 --> 00:04:06,340 certainly did, Howard. Yeah, and now that she's got that out of her system, 58 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:10,060 she's back home here where she belongs. I'm so glad we did that for her. 59 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:12,440 Now, 60 00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:16,600 listen, you kids take Joanie's things up to her room and I'm going to fix you a 61 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,200 nice welcome home breakfast. 62 00:04:19,339 --> 00:04:26,300 You guys have 63 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,880 just got them eating out of the palm of your hands, I can see. 64 00:04:29,820 --> 00:04:31,660 Joanie, I'll give you a call a little bit later. 65 00:04:32,380 --> 00:04:33,660 Oh, what's the hurry? 66 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 You're not going anywhere. 67 00:04:39,180 --> 00:04:40,180 Back home where she belongs. 68 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:42,900 Why didn't you say anything? 69 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:46,180 Oh, no, Joyce, they were so happy I grew a half inch. 70 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,340 It just didn't seem like the right time, you know? 71 00:04:50,140 --> 00:04:52,100 Well, I'll tell them at lunch. 72 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,360 Maybe dinner. 73 00:04:54,980 --> 00:04:56,140 You know something? You were right. 74 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,380 Nothing at all has changed around here. 75 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:01,020 You still get the death of your parents. 76 00:05:03,380 --> 00:05:04,380 I am not. 77 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:41,340 they're going to ride home and ship with cars. 78 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:44,800 Arnold burger and fries, onion rings. That's better. 79 00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:46,300 Let me see. 80 00:05:47,060 --> 00:05:49,040 How are the pigs in the blanket prepared? 81 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:50,319 We don't got them. 82 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:51,320 Yes, you do. 83 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 No, you don't. 84 00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:58,300 That's right. 85 00:05:59,420 --> 00:06:00,940 Yo, Pop. Hey, look, please. 86 00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:05,080 Tell me that my garage is all right. You tell me. Mrs. Johnson came in. She 87 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:06,500 wanted to ask him in on the rear end, you know. 88 00:06:06,970 --> 00:06:11,370 I was in a good mood, so I took one look at her, and I said, about 220 pounds. 89 00:06:15,430 --> 00:06:17,470 Oh, Bob, the movie can't take a joke. 90 00:06:20,890 --> 00:06:25,350 You think she's big. You ought to see her husband, and you probably will. 91 00:06:31,370 --> 00:06:34,750 All right, Clarence, listen up. I want an Arnold burger, I want fries, and I 92 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:36,050 want some onion rings. 93 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,520 What are you going to traffic court for? I've got to take care of some parking 94 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:49,600 tickets. You don't go to traffic court to get your parking tickets. You do when 95 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:50,600 you've got 300 of them. 96 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:54,080 How do you get 300 of them? Think about it, Barnes. 97 00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:00,220 All right, get out of here. 98 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:04,780 All right, you lucky guys. 99 00:07:05,460 --> 00:07:06,459 You bust. 100 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:07,900 You wait. You cook. 101 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:11,320 You can't make me cook. It's butter nothing. 102 00:07:11,580 --> 00:07:13,980 Come on. Come on, Fonz. We're not in class. You can't make us do anything. 103 00:07:19,380 --> 00:07:20,380 I love to cook. 104 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,500 Good. Fonz. 105 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:28,820 I need your help. 106 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:32,680 You need my help? I got no leg. I'm teaching auto shop to idiots. 107 00:07:33,140 --> 00:07:35,080 I got a head of young men working for me in the garage. 108 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:39,020 And I'm reduced to waiting on tables. And do you know the people that eat in 109 00:07:39,020 --> 00:07:40,400 here are lousy tippers? 110 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,360 Fine, that's not important now. 111 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:43,900 You gotta do me a favor. 112 00:07:44,180 --> 00:07:46,500 You have to come to dinner time straight now, Mr. and Mr. C. 113 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:51,840 Because if you don't, my life is over. You see, the Joyce parents make the same 114 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,380 Milwaukee, right? And I'm in Chicago. 115 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:54,860 And we're gonna drift apart. 116 00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:59,040 And she'll wind up marrying some doctor or some lawyer. And my life will go 117 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,040 straight down the tubes. 118 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:06,040 And then in a couple years, you know what might happen to me? You might find 119 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,220 in a drunken stupor, France. 120 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,420 Peeking through the bushes of her front yard. 121 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:16,240 and watching Joanie and little Bucky and little Buffy and wishing that I could 122 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,300 have shared some of that happiness. 123 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,960 You're right. Your life is worse than mine. I'll be there. Thank you. You've 124 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,560 to do me a favor, though. What? Don't you name your kids Bucky and Buffy. 125 00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:24,540 So 126 00:08:24,540 --> 00:08:31,220 the 127 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:35,039 bartender says, hey, we don't get many gorillas in here. And the gorilla says, 128 00:08:35,260 --> 00:08:37,000 at these prices, I don't doubt it. 129 00:08:44,270 --> 00:08:45,850 Tell the joke like your father, Johnny. 130 00:08:46,130 --> 00:08:47,130 Now. All right. 131 00:08:49,450 --> 00:08:52,750 Mom, Dad, I'd like to discuss something with you. 132 00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:57,550 Now, I've given this a lot of thought, and I hope that instead of yelling and 133 00:08:57,550 --> 00:09:01,790 screaming, we can talk this over maturely and intelligently. 134 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:05,210 Well, that's not too much to ask. Just don't talk with your mouth full. 135 00:09:05,930 --> 00:09:10,350 At the beginning of the summer, I was just a silly little high school girl. 136 00:09:10,590 --> 00:09:12,210 Well, I'm not the same little girl anymore. 137 00:09:12,630 --> 00:09:13,630 I've grown up. 138 00:09:13,870 --> 00:09:14,869 A full house? 139 00:09:14,870 --> 00:09:15,769 That's right. 140 00:09:15,770 --> 00:09:16,770 I've grown. 141 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:20,930 We've started a real career in Chicago, and I think the best thing for me to do 142 00:09:20,930 --> 00:09:21,930 is stay there. 143 00:09:25,590 --> 00:09:26,590 Well? 144 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:31,750 Well, Joanie, I'm a little disappointed that you'd think we'd just fly off the 145 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:34,690 handle and rant and rave like Khrushchev at the U .N. 146 00:09:35,430 --> 00:09:39,130 You see that? You're worried about nothing. As far as you're staying in 147 00:09:39,350 --> 00:09:42,170 I mean, we could talk about it until we're blue in the face, and the answer's 148 00:09:42,170 --> 00:09:43,170 still going to be no. 149 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:45,850 Now who wants ice cream on their pie? 150 00:09:46,110 --> 00:09:47,110 Mom. That's one. 151 00:09:47,350 --> 00:09:48,129 That's two. 152 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:49,470 Mom. Dad. 153 00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:53,170 I'd appreciate it if you would keep an open mind and hear me out. 154 00:09:53,710 --> 00:09:56,890 Joanie, you're barely out of high school. You're just too young to be 155 00:09:56,890 --> 00:10:00,710 yourself. Sweetheart, it is time for you to start thinking about an education. 156 00:10:01,150 --> 00:10:02,610 I agree 100%, Mr. C. 157 00:10:03,420 --> 00:10:06,520 Joanie's already enrolled in college. Oh, sure. One of those correspondence 158 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,620 schools she found in the back of a matchbook. No, no. 159 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,280 Northwestern University. 160 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,840 Oh, Howard, that's a school you couldn't get into. 161 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:20,040 I would have, Marion. It just so happens my transcripts were late. 162 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,740 Now, we're not talking about me. 163 00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:26,580 Now, look, who do you expect to pay for your education, huh? No one. I pay for 164 00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:28,400 my tuition with the money I made last summer. 165 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:32,780 Howard. Marion. Well, now that that's all settled, I think I will have some 166 00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:33,780 cream I'd like to drink. 167 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:37,760 Johnny, you've made a very good case for yourself. 168 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:41,540 But you have to understand that your mother and I have your best interests at 169 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:44,640 heart. So you will go to Chicago over my dead body. 170 00:10:46,420 --> 00:10:48,180 How can you do this to me? 171 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,880 We're your parents. It's our job. 172 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,880 But you haven't heard a word I said. 173 00:10:55,260 --> 00:10:57,040 Johnny. Johnny, let me handle this. 174 00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:04,980 And I love this woman. 175 00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:07,200 And she's mine now. 176 00:11:10,140 --> 00:11:13,460 And she doesn't need your permission to do anything anymore. Sit down, Chuck. 177 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:14,520 Yes, sir. 178 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,440 Now, look. 179 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:20,340 He's my boyfriend, and he can stand up if he wants to. Stand up. 180 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,640 See? He understands. 181 00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:26,840 And he'd never be as selfish as you're being right now. Out of my way, Marion. 182 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:30,120 Now, that's enough out of that fresh mouth of yours, young lady. You go to 183 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,120 room. 184 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:39,980 Please, Cunningham, you go to your room right now and you wipe that lipstick off 185 00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:43,600 your face. No, I'm tired of being treated like a baby. Well, then stop 186 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:46,900 like one. Oh, Dad, I was acting like a baby. I don't care. She's not going to 187 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:48,040 come home. Start telling her. 188 00:11:48,660 --> 00:11:49,700 You heard all that. 189 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,400 Mutual corners. 190 00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:58,639 Mutual corners. 191 00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,880 I am outraged. 192 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,540 This is not a Brazilian soccer match here. 193 00:12:05,770 --> 00:12:09,770 This is supposed to be a nice family convo done with rational and intelligent 194 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:12,330 talking. I am through talking. 195 00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:16,090 Now, I have asked my daughter to go to her room, and I would appreciate it if 196 00:12:16,090 --> 00:12:17,090 she'd do what she's told. 197 00:12:17,230 --> 00:12:18,970 No, no, no, no. 198 00:12:20,310 --> 00:12:24,290 Jones, I don't think anybody is saying, go to your room, go to your room. 199 00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:28,090 Why don't you just go to your room until this whole thing just blows over, huh? 200 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:33,510 Nobody's going to tell me what to do anymore. Not you, not them. 201 00:12:38,350 --> 00:12:39,930 If you think I'm going to my room right now, I'm not. 202 00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:53,390 I say this calls for action and now 203 00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:55,090 nip it in the bud. 204 00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:56,970 You got to nip them things in the bud. 205 00:12:57,190 --> 00:13:00,230 I'm going to get my bud nipper and go over there and nip some bud. One way to 206 00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:04,990 take care of it. Nip it in the bud. That bud is nipped. There's no place like TV 207 00:13:04,990 --> 00:13:05,990 land. 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Trust Vagisil, now 231 00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:35,490 odor -blocking, a better understanding of better intimate care. 232 00:14:44,910 --> 00:14:47,790 I'm gushing about what a genius I am. 233 00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:50,690 Just make like Dorothy and hit the yellow brick road. 234 00:14:51,030 --> 00:14:53,470 Jenny, splitting isn't going to solve anything. 235 00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:55,790 And locking yourself in the bathroom is. 236 00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:59,650 Well, as long as I'm up here, do you have any nail polish remover? Sure. 237 00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:02,250 Joni, can I come in? 238 00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:03,870 I'm alone. 239 00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:07,130 Mom, I told you, I'm never going to my room again. 240 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:10,690 I realize that, dear, after your father threatened to smoke you out. 241 00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:12,730 Please, dear. 242 00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:14,530 All right. 243 00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:25,110 I brought you everything that you're going to need. Here's your PJs and some 244 00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:26,670 bedding and Flaxseed Morgan. 245 00:15:28,150 --> 00:15:30,990 Mom, I haven't slept with Flaxseed Morgan for years. 246 00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:33,710 Listen, that's great. 247 00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:36,610 Oh, really? You two used to be so close. 248 00:15:37,030 --> 00:15:41,130 Do you remember that year we would have to lake Whitefish and we forgot him? And 249 00:15:41,130 --> 00:15:43,610 you cried and cried and locked yourself in the outhouse? 250 00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:47,110 And your father drove all the way back to fetch him. 251 00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:48,750 He was really P .O. 252 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:54,000 Glad she still had eyes then. 253 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:55,980 That doesn't seem so long ago. 254 00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:01,240 Mom, do we have to argue about this? 255 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,520 Oh, Joanie. 256 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,280 It's you and your father. You just cut from the same cloth. 257 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,360 I've never met two more stubborn people. 258 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:12,260 Whereas Richard takes after Martha and the family. Same disposition and hair 259 00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:13,260 coloring. 260 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,980 Do you really think what I want to do is so wrong? 261 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:21,440 No, I agree with you. And I agree with your father. 262 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:25,220 See, I love you both so much. I don't want anybody to get hurt. 263 00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:27,740 I want you to go to Chicago. 264 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:31,180 And I want you to be home, too. 265 00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:33,380 Well, good night, dear. 266 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,800 I love you. 267 00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:38,220 I love you. 268 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:34,460 Very middle class. 269 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:39,720 Fancy, if you intend to start up about Joanie, let me remind you that you rent 270 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,340 here on a month -to -month basis. 271 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,540 First thing from my mind? 272 00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:46,480 Not back and forth, Mr. C. Little circus. 273 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:47,700 Little circus. 274 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,120 Well, 275 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,540 there's nothing like the smell in the car. 276 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:57,700 Make a man feel alive. 277 00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:02,240 Well, after all those years driving a huge DeSoto, I... 278 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,400 I thought I deserved something sportier. 279 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:05,880 So what happened? 280 00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:08,920 Kidding. Kidding. 281 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:14,140 You're my idol, Mr. C. You keep this in mint condition. 282 00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:15,420 It's fabulous. 283 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,200 Change the oil every 3 ,000 miles. 284 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,960 I do my best. Yes, you do. 285 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:24,220 So how come you let your daughter lock herself in a bathroom two days in a row? 286 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,980 That just proves she's not mature enough to be out on her own. 287 00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,060 You didn't give her any of the choice. 288 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:31,640 Get back upstairs. No, I'm staying. 289 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,680 This has as much to do with me as it does with Johnny. 290 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,120 I'm not budging through this whole thing. 291 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:38,860 Shut up. 292 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,820 If you don't mind, I'd just like to finish waxing my car. 293 00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:45,880 Hey, look, I'm just a tenant here, I understand. You don't want to talk about 294 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,020 it, Mr. C. I do not want to talk about it. 295 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,800 In a few minutes, you're going to step back from this car. You're going to 296 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,800 admire your job. How it sparkles, how it shines. 297 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:59,320 Don't you think it's time to step back and take a look at your daughter and see 298 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,900 how she sparkles and shines? 299 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:02,860 What are you driving at? 300 00:19:03,780 --> 00:19:07,260 When this job is done, you can rub it, you can polish it till your elbow falls 301 00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:10,340 off. Am I right? And it ain't going to get any brighter. The same thing is true 302 00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:11,199 of your daughter. 303 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,160 Mr. C, you have done a great job being a parent. 304 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:15,820 You should be proud. 305 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,980 You should be happy, not sad. 306 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,120 You should step back and see how she sparkles like a jewel. 307 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,760 Mr. C. 308 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:26,440 I appreciate what you're saying, Fonzie, but I think I know what's best for my 309 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,720 daughter. Indeed you do. You are a great dad. 310 00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:37,910 It's real important to know whether you're doing what is best for Joanie or 311 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,710 whether you're doing what is best for you. 312 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,570 Mary, do you think we're doing the right thing about Joanie? 313 00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:51,330 Of course, Howard. We have to feed her. 314 00:19:58,650 --> 00:19:59,850 There's no meat in here. 315 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:57,400 Joanie, it's me, your father, remember? 316 00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:03,880 Joanie, will you please open this door? I'd like to talk to you. 317 00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:19,100 It's your dime. 318 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,980 I can't talk to you with those on. You look like a sea bass. 319 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:36,560 Look, Joanie, I don't know whether you've ever noticed, but sometimes 320 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,440 I can be a little stubborn. 321 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,260 You didn't have to come in here to tell me that. Well, I know I didn't have to, 322 00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:45,300 but I wanted to. 323 00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:51,920 You see, this has not been an easy time for your mother and I, and I guess maybe 324 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:52,920 we... 325 00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:54,310 Been a little selfish. 326 00:21:56,090 --> 00:22:00,430 It's just that I keep remembering the day you were born when the nurse put you 327 00:22:00,430 --> 00:22:02,110 in my arms and you were my little girl. 328 00:22:02,490 --> 00:22:03,830 So pink and so little. 329 00:22:05,370 --> 00:22:06,770 I didn't want to let go. 330 00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:09,730 I still don't. 331 00:22:10,510 --> 00:22:16,390 But I look at you now and I realize that we can't hold you any longer. 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