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Tuesday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Tuesday, Friday, happy days. The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready to race to

you.

These days are ours, happy and free.

These days are ours, share them with me.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue. There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

Right, it can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin', I'll read long.

Now, Donald, by my count, that's the 10th Leopard Lodge funeral this year.

What's happened to us, Donald? We used to be such a young and vital

organization.

You know, you've been Grand Poobah for five years now, and the only new person

you brought in is Potsy Weber.

We'd have more members if you wouldn't blackball them.

I don't want to argue, Brian Howard. I just want you out. I mean, the lodge

needs some new leadership, somebody that's vital, somebody that has

you know?

Somebody like you, Donald.

It's just in my blood.

Coffee's ready. Marion, you're a real gem, and if you ever want to get rid of

that big palooka, just let me know.

Oh, Donald, you have to come to our next party, no matter what Howard says.

Step 42 seconds. What do you say? Have we stopped yet?

Of course we stopped.

Now, how come you didn't wear your helmet?

I wasn't afraid I was going to mess up my hair, Fonz.

Oh, Arthur.

Hey, hi.

Oh, Joanie, I love what you've done with your hair.

Uh -oh, uh -oh. I know that outfit.

Another leopard has fallen out of the tree of life, huh?

died. And now Howard is going to be removed as a great bubba. Well, surely

can't blame Dad. I mean, the man was in his 90s. Oh, no, dear. It's just that

your father has been unable to get new recruits for the lodge.

Come on, Mrs. Tito. Don't tell me there aren't thousands of guys around who are

dying to wear spotted hats and throw meat at each other. I'm fine. Listen,

is really important to my dad. I know that.

Thanks, motorcycles.

Oh.

Well, I'll get the better workout.

What's the better workout? Riding a bike or getting out of those shorts?

I got a thought.

Yes, dear. Mr. T, I think I found a solution to Mr. T's problem.

What problem's that, bud? Oh, Rog, come here for a minute. Yes, what?

Don't you think it's time for you to kind of step up?

Into the social place here in this town? Yeah.

You have the opportunity to become a leopard, pal. A leopard? That's right.

come on, they wouldn't take me.

This is going to be a lot easier than I thought.

Marion. Marion,

would you please send this out to be steam cleaned?

If I'm going to get kicked out of the lodge, I want to go out with a fuzz

fez.

Mr. C.

Roger here has something very, very important to tell you. Yeah, yeah. You

my buddy here, Fonz, came up with a great idea.

Now, I think the leopards could get a few new members if they had the right

to lead the way.

A young, vital community leader. A man who... Carves paths other men will

follow. Who carves paths that other men will follow.

Huh? You know what I mean, Uncle Howard?

Yeah. Yeah?

If you join, everybody will follow you. Yeah, that's true, except that I don't

deserve this honor. I mean, you're missing a genius here, you know? He's

a genius here. Oh, but Fonzie, you could save my grand poobah ship.

Yeah, I don't want to die.

He has just hung your picture in the hall of fat cats.

No, big cats, Barry.

You are a real lifesaver. Yeah.

Fonzie, God bless you.

Fonzie, I knew we could... Count on you.

Gentlemen, I hereby call the meeting to order.

The first order of business will be

the pledging of our new, young, vital, and exciting leopard cubs.

So, without further ado, I present to you our new class of pledges.

Fonz, we're grown men, and we're holding each other's tails.

Now let me get out of here.

We stay here.

And now, gentlemen, I present to you a man whose every command you will obey

until you earn your spots.

Our new exalted Pledge Master.

Next week, you'll speak to me only when spoken to.

See, I told you there's something good mixed in with the bad.

And you'll address me by my leopard name, Sabu.

Sabu?

Give me a sit down now.

All right, we'll continue.

We'll continue with the brain -teasing part of the initiation.

Cup Phillips, step forward.

Your question.

Yes, sir, Cebu, sir.

What's green and fuzzy and has a thousand legs?

I don't know. Me neither, but it's crawling on your arm.

Isn't this great?

Bob Arcola, step forward.

A suitcase to never forget?

This is a curse. You got it right. Tubbar Cola's one smart place. I got it

right. I got it right. This means you're not going to squirm me now, right? No.

Wait a minute.

I got it right. Now, why'd you do that? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Let me

clean it off.

More questions?

No, you... Sabu, sir.

Sit down.

Great guys, aren't they?

All right, Kev Fonzarelli, are you ready for your question?

Oh, yeah.

Sabu. I got one question to ask you just before we start, okay? Shoot.

What happens when you get my jacket all wet?

It's getting late. We better move on.

Okay, let's get the private picture.

Let's get the private picture.

What's with the chef's hat, Fon? You're supposed to be wearing one of these

beauties all week.

Little loophole here in the bylaws.

Why didn't I think of that?

Because I'm me and you're not.

Josh, will you relax? Our pledge period is almost over. You know, they're going

to vote us into the leopards tonight.

We'll be doomed. Yeah.

Come on, it's not that bad. Told them maybe to wear a coat for all my pants,

know? It's a very hot day. I can live with that.

You knew the Supreme test yet? The tail twister, huh?

Oh, yes. Yes, they sent me to a Packer football game in ballet tights. I almost

got beat up waiting in line for a beer.

You know, some guy actually offered to carry them to my seat.

That's Leicester.

Oh, yeah? Mine is ten times worse. You know what they made me do? What?

I had to go to a truck stop and say nasty things about Johnny Cash.

Oh, that's right.

Much work. Thank you. Much work.

Here's my cup.

I knew you'd be at the watering hole.

Stand up.

Cut Fonzarelli.

You're supposed to stand up when a superior enters the room. As soon as one

does, I will.

Can I talk with you in private, please?

Oh, yeah.

I'd love to spend some time with you alone, pal.

Look, the Grand Pooper himself sent me over with your tail twister. Oh, he did?

I could take anything you give me, you understand?

Yeah, really. What can they give to the spies that he can't handle?

I have an announcement

to make.

Bunny suits are now... You know what? I've always thought so. I thought

mine was better. Look what they did to him.

Fudge, you're not really going through with this, are you? Oh, yeah, I'm going

to go through with this.

So tonight, I'm going to tell these leopards exactly what they can do with

suit.

Well, well, well. Everyone ready for a little fun and frolic?

I see you are, France.

What's the suit?

I'm in a bunny suit.

Didn't you give him the teeth?

There are teeth, too.

It's not important.

What? I said it's not... Oh, come on.

Mr. C, you want me to find some walk down the street, my street that I used

rumble on, dressed as a woodland creature?

I have hospitalized people for this.

I know it sounds a little silly, but there's a good reason for it. Oh, sure.

What are you going to do? Take me down to the dog races and let me loose?

Sorry you feel that way about it, Fonz, because it really means a lot to the

guys down at the lodge.

Does it also mean a lot to you?

Yes, and me too.

All right, guys, let's go.

Initiation is up. Here we go.

Everybody stand up.

Bye.

Bye -bye.

I love you, Mr.

Bunny.

You know what?

What? Mr. Bunny loves you.

Yes, I do. Let's hop out of here.

at this year's party for the children at the Pfister Orphanage was the best

ever, huh?

Now, I also have the final figures on our Las Vegas night, and I am happy to

report that we raised enough money to buy a new X -ray machine for the

children's hospital.

And now, gentlemen, the moment we have all been waiting for.

As Grand Poobah...

the initiation to begin.

Gentlemen, each leopard has placed a marble in the sacred mug.

White signifying yay and black signifying nay.

One black marble will prevent you ever again from entering our sacred den.

Brother Phillips, step forward for your leopard judgment.

Welcome, Brother Phillips.

Your sacred leopard name is Simba.

Simba. Thank you, Grandpa.

Sure, he gets Simba, I get Sabu.

Brother Chachi, your sacred leopard name is Zimbu.

Zimbu?

You know, I just had towels monogrammed with that name on them. Thank you.

And now, Pog Fonzarelli, step forward, please.

Now, hold it there, you grand poop on this. I got something to say.

When I said that I would join this little club,

I thought to myself, all right, I'll come to a couple meetings.

I'll wear this stupid hat.

Stupid hat?

He's delirious. There's no ventilation in that bunny suit. Will you sit down,

Roger?

It's Zimba. Sit down, Zimba.

But what I'm trying to say to you is...

I would do this.

all over again, if I had to.

Because what I found out is that when you're not shooting seltzer down your

pants, you're actually really concerned about people and kids, and

I'm very, very proud that I could be here and be part of it.

So I want to say thank you very much.

Thank you,

Stefano Sorelli. That was a wonderful... Yeah, I know.

And now, for your moment of leopard judgment. Oh, yeah, let it rip.

A black marble.

Someone has blackballed Cub Fonzarelli.

Somebody blackballed me?

Somebody put a black marble in there for me?

Who would do such a thing? Who cares? I'll give you five bucks for it.

Who would blackball Fonzie? I have no... No, no, wait a minute. It wasn't me. I

didn't... No, no. No, no. I'm not... Whoa.

What? Why aren't we chasing him?

We're leopards now. It's our duty.

You chase him, and I'll go home just in case he shows up there. Right.

I hope they set a piece of him for me.

It, uh, it wasn't Donald who blackballed you, Fonz.

Mr. C, you tell me who it is and then dust off your funeral face, all right?

Yeah, well, I blackballed you.

Wouldn't it be kinder to just drive a stake right through my heart?

Fonz, you didn't really want to be a leopard, did you?

No, I didn't want to be a leopard until I saw what you did with the kids. You

know, I thought that was great. Oh, yes, but the things you like about the

leopards you already do on your own. The rest you hate.

I would have seen it sooner if I had been so busy thinking about keeping my

fez. What I can't understand is how you put up with it this long.

Come on, it's got to be so obvious.

Mr. C, I owe you.

For what?

You're not getting it. I don't think you understand anything.

But what I'm trying to say is, when I really want to talk to somebody, who do

go to?

When I need advice, who do I go to?

When I want to tell somebody that something happened, you know, and I want

tell them first,

who do I go to?

Mr. C, I love you.

and your leather jacket and a duck tail. And I said to myself, why would I want

to know this person?

I mean, he'd be a bad influence for my children.

You said that?

Yeah, but I was never more wrong in my entire life.

Except maybe putting you in that bunny suit.

See, Fonzie, I'm a lot like a little.

like you in one respector It's sometimes very difficult for me to tell somebody

else how I feel and Well, I don't start now. I don't have my hanky

Listen Okay,

I could dig it. I'm blackballed. It's just when you have one of these bashes

again. Remember that the funny suit fits me Can you do me a favor sure anything

drive me home I hopped over here

Patsy.

Poor Patsy. Yeah.

After what he did to us at Pledge Creek, let me tell you something. He's getting

off easy.

Well, why don't you just burn him at the stake?

I thought of that, but Roger has no guts.

All right, easy.

Listen, Patsy just pulled in.

Listen, right after we get him, we'll give him a big belly. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Listen, we'll hold him down, and you can do the honors.

Throw off.

Besides, there's no way I'm touching Patsy's stomach.

I will see thee in Philippi, Julius Caesar, act four, scene three.

Hit him with this, soupy sails.

Just act normal, but let him know, we gotta get this guy.

Yes, I got him.

Now!

I can't be wrong.