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Monday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready to race to you.

These days are ours, happy and free.

These days are ours, share them with me.

And by gray sky, yellow blue, there's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

You're so right.

It can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday, happy days. Wednesday, happy days.

Friday, happy days. Saturday, what a day.

Provin' I'll meet with you.

These days are our...

You go ahead and clean up.

I'll be right back. Okay.

All right, hurry up.

Oh, thanks, boys.

I'll expect you and the chopper tomorrow at, say, 2100 hours.

They say the Marines try to build men.

I try to take them apart.

Still playing hard to get, huh, Jenny?

Well, it's better than sitting alone on a Saturday night.

Hey, I have a date. He's a very nice guy.

In fact, I've been dating a lot of nice guys.

Suppose now you're going to tell me that breaking up with Chachi was the best

thing that ever happened to you.

In a way, yes.

It's given us both a chance to meet a variety of people to help us define what

we want in a prospective mate. You see?

Please tell me that you read that somewhere.

I'm serious.

As long as you're happy. Well, I've got to get my hands on a khaki bikini. Why?

Because the Marines are practicing beach landings and I want to be the first to

surrender.

Her mouth is holding her brain hostage.

Looks like we'll have to share a booth.

Yeah, look, Judy, maybe not this one, okay? Do you mind if we join you?

No, no, we don't mind.

We?

We.

Oh.

Hi. Chachi, Tony.

Judy, Joanie.

Hey, Chachi. Hi, Joanie. Hi, Joanie. Hi, Chachi. Hi, Brian. Hi, Brian.

Hey, Franzi. Yeah?

How come they all look alike?

That's a very, very good question. Oh, I know why. They're going to a Noah's Ark

party, right?

Hey, you know my buddy Danny, right? Yeah.

Hey, did Fonzie buy you that basketball?

Nope. We got it free at the game.

How'd you do that?

I'm the referee.

Ready? Give me that ball.

Oh, don't take my ball. I'm an orphan.

What a team, huh?

What a cute kid, huh?

Reminds me of me when I was a kid. Yeah, me too.

I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. Before I take you back to the

orphanage, I'm going to make you a shake that is so thick you could eat it with

a fucking knife, huh? Do I have to?

You have to what?

Do I have to go back to the orphanage?

Since Robert left, it's no fun at all.

Hey, get your feet off the furniture.

Aren't you happy for your friend? I mean, he got adopted. You know what that

means? That means you're next in line.

Thanks, Stefan.

I'm too old to be cute, and I'm too young to be youthful.

Let me tell you something, all right?

The problem is they got so many parents that want you. They don't know who to

give you to. That's what's taking so long. That's all.

Sure.

But even if I ever did get adopted, it wouldn't be the same as being with you.

You mean that?

Of course I do.

Hey, hey, don't mess the hair.

Tony, can I speak to you for a minute, please?

Excuse me.

Look, Tony.

It is you, isn't it? Yes, it's me.

Did you see what's happening here?

You're dating a guy who looks just like me. Oh, and you're one to talk.

All right, I'm going to be adult about this.

Now, I admit the reason I date Judy is because she reminds me of you. All

I said it. Well, I date Tony because he has a nice car, and when he's in it, he

looks like you.

Come on.

You know we want to see each other again. You're just too stubborn to admit

Georgina, I'm not so sure that that's true.

No, Georgina, I'm not saying we should date.

I just think that maybe we could, uh, I don't know, uh, just get together.

Well, maybe you're right. I mean, enough time has passed that we could...

Get together? Yeah.

Sure. When? Tomorrow. Seven? My place. Good.

I would like to tell you an idea, all right?

And you tell me, what do you think about me being a daddy?

Oh, Howard, if he's asking, it's probably too late.

I'm not talking about starting from scratch. I'm talking ready -made. You

I want to adopt Danny.

What do you think?

You want to think a little louder so I can hear it?

Fonzie, I think it's wonderful, but I hope you realize that, well, being a

parent is a lot different than being a big brother.

It's more than just going to ball games and more than just watching cartoons

together. Hey, I know that. For the last six years, I've been watching The King

of Dad.

Well, thank you. And I'm sure I can learn from your mistake.

What a little humor, dad to dad.

Oh, I think Danny is going to have a wonderful father.

Yeah?

Congratulations, Farn. Thanks. And just remember, if you need any help, you know

where to find the king.

Yeah, all right.

Hey, listen, you know, I'm very excited because the social worker is going to

meet me in my apartment at Kahuna Village tomorrow.

Oh, well, Arthur, I don't think the agency is going to want you to raise a

in a singles complex.

No? Oh, well, then I'll buy a house. Boy, have I got a busy day, huh?

Hey. Hey, hi, Fuzz.

Hi, Fuzz.

They'll tell you all about it tomorrow. The kitchen is closed and we're on our

way out. I'm here to see Joanie.

Our Joanie?

No, Joanie the Burkhart's poodle.

Oh, that was funny.

Come on, Howard, hurry up. You two have a nice date. Thanks. Are they dating

again? Oh, no, it's not a date. It's a get -together.

Hey, Mr. C, tonight's the night you break 200.

Hi. Hi.

So, what do you want to do?

Oh, I don't know. I mean, I don't know from get -together rules.

We could sit.

You're sitting good.

Oh, good.

You remember the first time we

sat on this couch together?

No.

Come on, let's remember I was 12 years old.

Oh.

We've been through a lot since then, huh?

Yeah. A lot of water's passed under the bridge.

Is that, um... English leather you're wearing?

I shouldn't have worn this cologne.

We just lost control. I mean, it's perfectly natural.

Yeah.

Yeah, I bet that kind of thing happens all the time.

Yeah. Even to mature adults like us. Yeah.

Jonah, I'm really sorry. No, no, don't be.

I'm really glad it happened.

You are?

Yeah, I'm glad we got it out of our system.

I may have a little bit left.

Josh, listen, this is no way for us to decide whether we should go back

together. Join us on this.

You know something, Joanie?

You're 100 % right.

I'm going to go home so we can each think about this, all right?

Good. Okay.

Because there's a lot more involved here besides the physical attraction.

Mm -hmm.

You shouldn't be doing this. You're right.

Oh, God, where are your parents when we need them?

Oh, Josh.

Josh, you better go before we do something really stupid.

You're right.

Well, Mr. Fondarelli, your financial statement is very impressive.

As are your letters of recommendations from Howard Cunningham, Roger Phillips.

He describes you as having heroism of a mythic proportion.

And I thought he was a friend of mine.

Well, now there's only one thing left.

What's that? I'd like to meet Mrs.

Fonzarelli. Oh, well, that's silly, because I don't have one.

I think we have a problem.

What are you talking about?

Well, I mean, I just assumed that you were married. You see...

Um, our agency has never granted custody to a single parent. We have our rules.

Miss Charles, couldn't we just close the rule book there for a second? Let me

squeeze on by.

I'm afraid I can't.

There's a lot that you can give to Danny without adopting him.

Would you sit down for a minute?

Look, you know what I go through. I see Danny once a week.

I mean, a guy needs more than just a once -a -week buddy, right?

See, I grew up without a father. I know what it's like. I would have been

thrilled to death if somebody wanted to be my daddy.

You must not do this simply out of sympathy.

I don't know.

I'm not bucking for sainthood here. I got a great life. I got a successful

with a lot of happiness. But there is a hole in it.

And it's just the size of that little boy.

Mr. Fonzarelli, you are an exceptional man.

Thank you.

Anyone who can get a one -day escrow has to be.

I'm sure when I present the facts, the agency will see things the way I do.

Really? Oh, see that?

You are a peach among pigs.

I'll let you know the board's decision by tomorrow night.

Yeah, I'm waiting on pins and needles.

I told you that I'm starting a college fund already for Danny, right?

Yeah.

I'm a dad, I'm a daddy, I'm a dad.

Hey, Fonz.

There you are. I got the greatest news you'll ever hear. Oh, yeah? You got

news? I got better news.

I realized something last night. What's that?

Joni was right to break up with me. I definitely got better news. You know, I

was drifting.

I had no focus to my life. Oh, yeah, I could top you. But since then, things

have turned around, Fonz. I mean, I've got a career, I'm going on tour, and I

know what I want.

All right, give it your best shot.

Are you ready? I'm ready.

Tomorrow night, I'm asking Joanie to marry me.

You'll get married.

My news, I'm going to be a daddy.

Hey, nice looking plane.

Yeah, thanks.

That's for Danny, right? Yeah, right.

I'm going to give it to him right after I get that official phone call. It's

coming in any minute.

You're amazing.

All right. I mean, here we are on the biggest day of our lives, and you're as

cool as ever.

And me?

My stomach is in a spin cycle.

You know why? I learned a long time ago, you don't get your buns in a...

I'll get your broma cells to feed for me. Thanks.

Hi,

Josh.

See anything you like?

Yeah. About $2 worth of Kleenex.

$3. It was worth a try.

I figure since you've been dating around, it's time you started dating

me. Sorry, Jenny.

My days are over.

Tonight, I'm asking Joanie to marry me.

Our Joanie?

Yeah, I thought I'd try that one first.

George, I don't know how to tell you this.

Tell me what?

At that very table, Joanie bared her soul to me.

She told me that she absolutely adores her freedom and that breaking up with

was the best thing that ever happened to her.

She said that?

About our Chachi?

Chachi, I only told you this because I didn't want you to get hurt again, okay?

So, last night was one big charade, huh?

We better stop before we do something stupid.

Well, that's good advice, because I'm about to do something really stupid.

I'm going there right now, and I'm going to tell her that nobody makes a fool

out of me.

Hi. I've been humiliated enough.

I'm through with your doormat.

Well, nice to see you, too.

Look, don't try to nice your way out of this one.

Thanks for the flowers. I'll get a vase and you can throw that, too.

Last night, you led me to believe that we were on the road to getting back

together.

So? So!

So! So now I find out that it was a big tease.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, really? Well, here's something else you don't know.

I came over here tonight to ask you to marry me. Oh, well, here's what...

a smarty pants. I want to say get so dead. Yeah, I figured. Jerk.

You were? You will?

Wait. I want to do this right.

Right.

I know in my heart that this is the best thing I've ever done in my life.

And I love you very much.

Will you marry me?

Oh, Judge.

Oh, Judge what?

Oh, Judge, yes!

What

in the

name of mud is going on down here? You better tell him the good news.

I'll wait outside.

Get back here!

We're getting married.

Sweetheart, congratulations.

Chachi, I'm only going to say this once, so listen up.

Yes, sir?

I like you.

Welcome to the family.

You?

Yeah, how are you, Mr. Charles?

Well, it's a good work.

Oh, I understand.

In rules are rules, you know.

Hey, it's quite all right. Listen, uh... Will you stop crying?

Yeah, do me a favor. Will you give Danny a hug for me, okay?

Hey, you know, so... Oh, you want the phone?

You want the phone? I have the phone.

What are you doing here?

I'm on my way.

Why?

You know why.

I don't want to live there anymore.

I want to be with you.

Sit down. I think it's time we had a huddle.

Listen, I was thinking, you know, those people down in the orphanage, they know

what's best for you. They're really nice people.

Oh, sure.

If they knew what was best for me, they'd let me stay with you.

Danny, anyway you cut the ice, I gotta take you back.

I'll just run away again.

What's that gonna prove?

Don't you think that I want to be with you?

I want you here more than I want anything in my whole life.

I wish you and I could run away together.

So what?

But rules are rules.

That's the way life is. You'll understand that soon.

The only thing I understand is that I'm only happy when I'm with you.

And I understand that I'm only happy when I'm with

you.

Get your things.

Get up there.

Get up.

We're going to go on a little trip.

Are you taking me back to the orphanage?

No.

Then where are we going?

I don't know, but wherever we go, there's no rule that says I can't be

father.

I love you, Fawn.

Love you, too.

Let's go.

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