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Hello, I'm still on the next trip. I'd
like to come on the fourth.
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Two hours.
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I still respect you.
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Ah, can't you whisper?
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Go on. Get out of there.
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Go on.
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How'd you get in here anyway?
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Did I leave the door open?
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Or did you use your key?
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Okay, thank you.
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Lou, you look terrible.
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So, Max, I feel terrible.
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Hi, everybody.
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Boy, Lou, you look really black.
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Come on, Aspen.
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Oh, yeah, arson.
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Here's the art from the brushback.
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Here's the art to art.
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You look like you got mud.
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Lou, are you in there? Nod your head if
you can hear me.
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Boy, it's a miracle you made it to work
today.
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People like to be close to their friends
when they're dying.
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Go ahead.
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Go ahead.
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Don't you want to say I look terrible?
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I look rotten. Go ahead, say it.
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To me, it was only you to know that I
was out on business.
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Well, the crib is investing in a tequila
factory.
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I met with a new county consult. We had
dinner at a Mexican's, right?
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Intravenously?
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We had some beer.
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Cerveza?
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A margarita.
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A leg.
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Two rounds, maybe three.
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Three drinks did this to you?
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Pictures. You're lucky you made it home.
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I put the car on autopilot.
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I used to do that. Lived in the same
apartment for six years. My car always
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brought me home.
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Then I moved. My car kept bringing me
back to where I used to live.
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That must have been very embarrassing.
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Not really. This incredible blonde
designer had moved in. I wound up there
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times in one week. The last time sober.
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Why do you do this to yourself if it's
so painful?
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Occupational hazard. It's hard to avoid.
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Oh, how's that?
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Say, um... Say you have a store from the
vice squad.
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Where are you going to arrange to meet?
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In a frozen yogurt stand?
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Salad bar? I've done that. I'm sure.
Lou, you want me to get you some coffee?
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No, I better... I better get it myself.
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I think my grimordus is setting in.
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Good morning.
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Yeah.
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What's the matter with you?
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I went to a Mexican restaurant last
night.
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Food poisoning?
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Worse yet, tequila.
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Well, I'll go home.
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Stuff it out.
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You can't get sick pay for self
-inflicted wounds.
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So what's eating you?
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Oh, my car was broken into last night.
Okay, it happens.
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What'd they do, get the plants and the
nucleus up?
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They got my tape deck.
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Tore it right out of the dash.
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Where did it happen at home?
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Oh, you tell me.
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We went to the theater. I found this
place right on the street so I didn't
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to park in the lot.
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They smashed the whole window breaking
in.
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At least you saved the two bucks on
parking.
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What gets me, what really gets me is
there were people all around.
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There was a guy who runs a hot dog
stand. There was a parking lot attendant
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nearby. Nobody saw a thing.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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It's like that girl who got mugged in
her apartment house last week.
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Four... neighbors heard it and nobody
called the cops they're afraid to get
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involved you know other newspapers have
set up a kind of informants hotline
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folks reporting on crimes anonymous i
was thinking maybe we could set up
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something like that even offer rewards
we could call it private eye or
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what do you think i think the next time
you should spend the two bucks and stick
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the car in a lot
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it could work, I suppose.
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So... It will work.
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Telling you, Mrs. Pigeon, I have
examined this program from every
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angle, and it will work.
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Oh, I realize a private eye program is
feasible, Mr. Hume. What's the problem?
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Well, I'm just not convinced that the
function of the Tribune is to turn its
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readers into stool pigeons and snitches.
Thanks.
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Concerned, involved citizens.
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Well, if they were so involved, they'd
get organized without our help.
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You know, I'm a good citizen, Mrs.
Pinchot, but I know that I'd be more
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to help if there were one number I could
call where I knew that the people at
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the other end would be interested.
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Listen, we cooperate with police
agencies all the time. We run pictures
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suspects. We ask our readers to call
with information.
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The Private Eye program is just the same
thing, except more organized. We
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already have people organized to do that
now. They are called police.
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They catch crooks. That's their job. Our
job is to write about it. What about
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our social responsibility, Mr. Pinchot?
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Don't you think we have to contribute
more than ball scores or grocery
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I am not unaware of our social
responsibilities, Mr. Hill.
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This private eye program could save
somebody's life. Look, when somebody's
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afraid to call the police, the system is
broken down.
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The criminal gets a break, and the poor
slob who reports the crime leaves
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himself wide open for revenge.
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What do you think the reaction would be
of the police?
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Supportive. I've already spoken with
him. Two representatives would like to
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discuss the program with him. Oh, I see.
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Well, I'll check with my secretary and
I'll let you know when I'm free.
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I've already checked with your
secretary.
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They're waiting downstairs in my office.
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You're free now.
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Lou Grant will continue in a moment here
on A &E.
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All of those guys in Charlie's office,
they look like cops.
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They are cops.
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Were they looking for me?
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What have you done?
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Nothing.
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So the calls come into the trip.
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We'll start with five lines at first.
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Your people forward the information on
to us.
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How do we know that some callers won't
take advantage of the system?
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Through reporting to some people.
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Suspect identified by private eyes. Is
that a suspect?
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We'll have to make our own case
independent of the tip if we expect it
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up in court.
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Besides, the people with the axe to
grind are the people who call us anyway.
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And the callers are guaranteed
anonymity. That's our department.
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We assign the callers code numbers. If
the tip leads to a conviction, the
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is paid to the appropriate number.
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I think you'd be surprised.
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In some cities, 70 % of the tips come
from people who don't even want money.
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I don't mind telling you this makes me
very, very nervous, gentlemen.
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It's worked before.
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Sacramento, San Francisco.
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Albuquerque, Detroit.
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All over the country, these programs
have helped to solve thousands of crimes
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and put the bad guys behind bars.
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Publicity can't hurt, but we could get
the jump on major crime stories.
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Exactly. The community can only benefit
when the police and the press work
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together instead of being suspicious of
each other.
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Well, there's nothing wrong with a
little healthy suspicion, Lieutenant
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Richards.
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Our job is to inform the public. Yours
is to protect it.
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Neither of us is in business to help the
other. And frankly, I like to be
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careful about whom the Tribune climbs
into bed with.
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Think our department can stand up under
your scrutiny, Mrs. Pinchot?
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It will have to.
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Very well.
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Let's give it a shot.
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This round's on me, Malik. An order of
nachos?
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Hey, some more of your nachos.
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On me, too.
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Boy, everything worked like a charm
today.
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I was good, and the cops really came
through.
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They just went in there, they gave them
the facts, and they had to say yes.
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I'm drinking your strategy with Mrs.
Pinchon, Charlie, but I'm not too crazy
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about asking my reporters to help the
cops by answering phones.
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Hard enough getting some of them to do
their assignments.
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Yeah, Rosal's lucky he gets paid by the
week. If he got paid by the word, he'd
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start with us. Sounds like a good man
for phone duty.
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Listen, the newsroom is the perfect
place to run this program.
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Funny. I had this wild idea the newsroom
was for, you know, news.
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You watch. I'll bet you we get some
great stories out of this, too.
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Hey, you think we should order another
round now before happy hour is over?
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Thanks anyway, Charlie, but I'm happy
enough already.
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Yeah, somebody ought to drink it.
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I don't feel very happy yet.
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Bill almost forgot.
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Can you run me over to the car rental?
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Where's your car?
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It's still in the shop.
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Waiting for a new window. They're
backordered from the factory.
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All broken and tape deck robbed.
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Did you know that there are guys who do
nothing but hit cars for their stereos?
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If you want to make it in the world of
crime these days, you've got to
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specialize. I had a pair of pants taken
out of my car. Left a perfectly good
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pair of loafers and took the pants.
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Some guy stole a ficus tree and a huge
tuberous begonia in a pot right off my
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front steps.
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I mean, I can understand somebody
stealing if they're hungry, but plants?
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It's a jungle out there.
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Except on my front steps.
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I hate to admit this about myself, but
it's just too dangerous out there.
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I fought it for a long time, but I
bought some protection.
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Ah, that's crazy.
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What are you doing? You're going to end
up shooting off your foot.
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With a money belt?
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I bought a money belt.
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No kidding.
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You win all the time?
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No.
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It's too much of a hassle getting the
money. I only wear it when I travel. I
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think I might be in a dangerous
situation like getting stuck with a tab.
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This is practically to your house. I
still don't see why you couldn't just
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a car downtown.
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Oh, wait a minute. Let me help you turn
around.
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See?
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Lou, because this is near where I live,
it's also near where my car is being
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fixed. Look, if I rented a car downtown,
I'd have to...
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Turn it in there. I'd have to take a bus
home. I'd have to get Marion to drive
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me over to the garage. She's hardly ever
home before they close, you see.
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Yeah, sure.
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So, I really had no choice, Lou.
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You had lots of choices, Charlie.
They're big and yellow and they're
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cabs. Come on back. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
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That's it. That's it. Come on. Come on.
Good, good, good, good, good, good,
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good, good.
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What was that?
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It's okay, Lou. It's just a taillight.
It didn't hurt the pole.
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Lou Grant will continue in a moment here
on A &E.
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David, can I see your driver's license,
please?
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Sure.
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Where one of your taillights is out, Mr.
Grant?
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Yeah, you see, that just happened.
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It wasn't my fault.
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I'll get it fixed in the morning,
honest.
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Have you been drinking, Mr. Grant?
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No, not really.
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Oh, one or two after work, you know,
happy hour.
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I didn't stay long enough to get happy.
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I'm sorry about the taillights.
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Do you mind stepping out, please?
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No, not at all.
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Over the crib.
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Right there, that'll be fine.
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Hello.
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Now, would you please put your feet
together?
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Extend your arms.
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Now, close your eyes.
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Am I good?
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That's fine. Get your head back more.
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You know, this is really silly.
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I'm fine, really.
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I understand.
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Now, when I tell you, I want to see you
touch the tips of your nose and the tips
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of your fingers.
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Okay? First to the right.
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It's a little tricky.
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That's fine.
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Now, the left.
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Let me do it again. I think I've got the
hang of it now. Mr. Grant, I'm going to
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ask you to come down to the station and
undergo further testing.
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Have the right to remain silent. I know
my rights, but this really isn't
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necessary.
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It won't take very long. And if you pass
the test, you'll be free to go. Look,
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tonight I'm fine.
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Just fine.
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Now, if you had stopped me last week,
last week you would have really had me.
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You see, last week I would have deserved
it. But this, this is a mistake.
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That's it.
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Carter. Hard as you can.
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How'd I do?
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0 .12.
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Is that good?
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Perfect.
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Like this, right?
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Uh -huh. Now put your head back. Close
your eyes.
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Five bucks says you can't do it.
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You're on.
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All right, all right. Not so fast. Now
the left. Oh, come on. This is a snap.
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Five bucks.
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What's this,
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a new parlor again?
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Hey, boys.
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Jail ain't been built. Bill can hold
you. You look swell.
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Okay, who all knows this?
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Hey, just us, Big Lou. The whole gang.
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And the television station.
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And radio.
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And the news.
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Driscoll called it in. It was on the
police log.
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Hey, Chief, I brought you something from
a slammer.
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What do you think?
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Did you do the nose touch test?
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Almost, yeah. That's mine.
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Could you walk the straight line?
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Standing or crawling?
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Private eye.
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Uh -huh.
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Mm -hmm.
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No, sir, I don't think we pay for that
information.
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We want you to pay us for hearing it.
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Yuck. Nut.
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I can't believe you're taking those
calls. I wouldn't do it. You are now.
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They know better than to ask.
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I'm paid to be a reporter, three.
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You upset because you weren't asked?
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They wouldn't dare ask.
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They know I wouldn't do that menial
stuff.
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Rossi, I need you. Take care of the
stack of obituaries, will you?
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Come on, Adam, lunch.
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Oh, I can't, Rusty. I'm on phone duty
for Private Eye 21.
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What do you rope into that?
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Volunteers. Oh, shrewd, Adam. Very
shrewd. You like listening to a bunch of
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-ins reporting kids with spray paint
walls.
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Oh, they're not all like that.
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In fact, some of them are very
interesting.
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Oh, yeah? Like what?
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I can't tell you. After that.
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Private Eye. Hello, my name is... No,
no, no, no. Don't give your name.
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I'm calling about murder.
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Yes, ma 'am. Your identification number
will be 410.
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Tell me about the murder.
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It happened at Beachwood Canyon.
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Oh, well, that's not exactly news. We
had that story this morning.
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Yes, but I'm sure I saw who did it. You
say you saw who did it? That's what I
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was saying.
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I had a feeling they were using a lot of
drugs over there. All those parties.
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Well, I saw a man emerge from the house
early yesterday.
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He'd been there before, too.
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Drove off in one of those fancy little
foreign cars.
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I have the last three digits of the
license if you think they'd help.
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Yes, ma 'am. Anything you can recall
about the license might be very helpful.
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It was...
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Yes, ma 'am.
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Where the hell have you been? We've got
ten minutes.
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Easy, Lou. I was talking with the city
attorney.
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It was all taken care of?
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Nothing is taken care of. He won't
budge. Thinks he has a good case.
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Does he?
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Lou, .10 is considered legally under the
influence.
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How much worse is .12?
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I can get you off with six months.
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Just kidding, Lou.
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Relax. You know, you're lucky. Pretty
soon the penalty's going to be much
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tougher. Besides, they got you. I
checked the machine.
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It was serviced properly.
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The tests were properly administered.
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The arresting officers went by the book.
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What about a technicality?
335
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Those were the technicalities.
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So what happens now?
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They can take your license, but I don't
think that'll happen.
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We can fight them and ask for a jury
trial, which will cost you a bunch of
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money, and legal fees are probably the
same results.
340
00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:58,190
What are my options?
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You're very, very contrite.
342
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Maybe it'll work.
343
00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:04,030
Apart from the lawyers, you're the only
guy on calendar wearing a suit.
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So you think I should plead guilty?
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You are, aren't you?
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Come on, I'll explain it all to you.
347
00:21:11,990 --> 00:21:12,990
Joyce Kelly?
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00:21:14,050 --> 00:21:15,050
Octavio Hernandez?
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Robert Parsons?
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And Louis Grant, you are sentenced to
180 days in county jail.
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Suspended.
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$375 fine, reducible by $100, providing
you complete drinking driver's school.
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Mr. Grant, approach the bench.
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Mr. Grant, since you are an editor of
the Los Angeles Tribune, a man in an
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influential position, in addition to
your fine, you are sentenced to three
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weekends of community service.
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00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:52,640
But get there any way you can. Just
don't miss the briefing.
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How's it going?
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00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,800
Well, they got a suspect in the
Beachwood murder. Thank Private Eye.
360
00:21:58,900 --> 00:21:59,900
Really?
361
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,120
That was our tip?
362
00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:04,400
After bringing him into that underground
courthouse entrance in half an hour,
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00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:06,360
it's ours. It's part of the payoff for
the tip.
364
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,060
It really was our tip that brought the
suspect in? I mean, they said that?
365
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:11,860
What do you know, Rossi?
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00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:15,020
Give me the story with a slant on the
Private Eye program.
367
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,700
I mean, there's no harm in blowing our
own horn, is there? No, no, not if he's
368
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guilty. Listen, Charlie.
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00:22:20,190 --> 00:22:22,010
What? They got a suspect in that
Beechwood thing.
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00:22:22,270 --> 00:22:24,350
Yeah, so I hear. Boy, that's great.
371
00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:26,690
The old lady who called in figures to
make a few bucks.
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00:22:27,010 --> 00:22:29,530
I should say a few pounds, since she's
had an English accident.
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00:22:30,130 --> 00:22:31,330
What else do we know about her?
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00:22:31,590 --> 00:22:33,550
I can't tell you anything. It's an
anonymous program.
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People don't fill out applications.
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00:22:35,490 --> 00:22:37,330
How much are we paying for a murderer
these days?
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00:22:37,570 --> 00:22:39,330
2 ,500 bucks, top of the line.
378
00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:41,710
Why?
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00:22:42,090 --> 00:22:44,950
You don't think people lie for that kind
of money, do you? I think some people
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would chill for that kind of money.
381
00:22:51,690 --> 00:22:52,690
No more.
382
00:22:55,890 --> 00:22:58,030
Counselor, Mr. Sandler, hold up a
minute.
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00:22:58,590 --> 00:23:00,190
Joe Rossi, Tribune.
384
00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:01,670
Roger Sandler, leaving.
385
00:23:02,390 --> 00:23:04,610
Look, I'm interested in your client's
side of the story.
386
00:23:04,970 --> 00:23:08,950
It's obvious that the Tribune's interest
is a vested one, Mr. Rossi. Hey, I'm
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00:23:08,950 --> 00:23:10,610
just a reporter trying to do my job.
388
00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:14,750
As far as I'm concerned, as long as the
Tribune has that private eye program,
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you guys aren't reporters, you're
vigilantes.
390
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,050
Well, I think you might be right.
391
00:23:19,370 --> 00:23:20,349
You do?
392
00:23:20,350 --> 00:23:21,350
Might be.
393
00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:25,020
But look, I want to get both sides of
the story. If you don't talk to me, who
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00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:26,420
are you going to hurt more, the Tribune
or your client?
395
00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:29,860
Okay.
396
00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:34,500
My client and Danny, the murder victim,
were in business together.
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00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:35,960
Danny's a silent partner.
398
00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:37,820
Very.
399
00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:44,320
Now, I'm not saying that my client is
any kind of a boy scum, but he's never
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00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:45,960
been involved in any kind of violent
crime.
401
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,860
He's clean. He has nothing to worry
about.
402
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,540
He's got plenty to worry about.
403
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,060
He's accused of murder by an anonymous
witness who won't come forward, and
404
00:23:54,060 --> 00:23:57,500
there's a big -time newspaper throwing
its weight around trying to put him in
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00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:59,140
jail. And he's innocent.
406
00:24:06,860 --> 00:24:10,520
Lou Grant will continue in a moment here
on A &E.
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00:24:13,260 --> 00:24:14,880
Want to make painting easier?
408
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:19,120
A &E return to Lou Grant.
409
00:24:21,390 --> 00:24:23,510
Well, I guess we have quite a crew.
410
00:24:24,410 --> 00:24:31,210
Secretary, waitress, film producer,
painter, newspaper editor, couple
411
00:24:31,590 --> 00:24:34,050
and you're the unluckiest bunch I ever
saw.
412
00:24:34,370 --> 00:24:38,210
Yeah, amen to that, Jack. I mean, busted
two blocks before I reached my house.
413
00:24:38,450 --> 00:24:39,910
You came up two blocks short.
414
00:24:40,490 --> 00:24:45,410
The young lady's foot slipped off the
brake. That gentleman there had a busted
415
00:24:45,410 --> 00:24:50,050
taillight and was helping a friend. What
does that tell you? No good deed goes
416
00:24:50,050 --> 00:24:51,050
unpunished.
417
00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:55,290
Tells me you're all kidding yourselves.
You're here because you were driving
418
00:24:55,290 --> 00:24:59,690
under the influence, and I won't lecture
you. I don't care if you drink
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00:24:59,690 --> 00:25:03,390
yourselves into a stupor every night.
Just don't drive when you do it. Yeah,
420
00:25:03,390 --> 00:25:05,770
I was barely over the limit. I mean,
.11?
421
00:25:06,670 --> 00:25:07,930
That's a legal limit.
422
00:25:08,910 --> 00:25:10,110
Let's talk about reality.
423
00:25:11,490 --> 00:25:14,950
Each time you drink, you put this much
alcohol into your system.
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00:25:16,010 --> 00:25:17,010
.02.
425
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,240
One or two drinks, you're twice as
likely to have an accident.
426
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,140
Three or four drinks, the odds are six
times as great.
427
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:30,460
But if you score .11 to .15, 25 times
428
00:25:30,460 --> 00:25:31,259
as great.
429
00:25:31,260 --> 00:25:33,760
You're an accident looking for a place
to happen.
430
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,480
But those are just statistics.
431
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,920
A lot of accidents are minor. Fine.
432
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,340
Let's talk about the ones that aren't.
433
00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:44,320
Would someone please turn off the lights
and push the forward button on the
434
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,320
projector? Thank you.
435
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:49,500
Jurgensen? Lou Grant.
436
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:50,720
Hi, call me Bob.
437
00:25:51,660 --> 00:25:54,420
Interesting class. I didn't agree with
all of it, but it's better than I
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00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:58,140
expected. No, you didn't. What do you
agree with? I guess it's applying the
439
00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,200
scale to everyone.
440
00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:02,720
I'm not saying you should drink and
drive, but different people have
441
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:06,460
tolerances. And you know guys that can
melt down a pint of booze and drive as
442
00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:07,059
they're sober.
443
00:26:07,060 --> 00:26:09,280
Yeah, some guys can handle their booze
better than others.
444
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,940
I guess you're not one of them.
445
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,440
Or you wouldn't be here.
446
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,100
So I told those jerks if they knew me
half as well as you knew me, they'd feel
447
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:18,100
lucky.
448
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:19,579
Tough day?
449
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:20,580
Yeah, tougher.
450
00:26:21,140 --> 00:26:23,760
So how do you feel about the judge
denying you a motion to have the case
451
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,140
out? I think the court made a mistake.
452
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:29,540
Like, Frosty, I'm a defense attorney.
That doesn't mean I support crime.
453
00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:32,180
I just happen to believe in
constitutional rights.
454
00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:33,319
Such as?
455
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,060
A man is innocent until proven guilty.
456
00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:39,540
Your private item program tends to shift
the burden of proof onto the poor
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00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:40,540
schlub on trial.
458
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:44,760
Your client owns a fancy French
restaurant and drives a $50 ,000
459
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,640
hardly a poor schluck. Okay, a rich
schluck.
460
00:26:48,180 --> 00:26:50,980
Look, he was at the scene of the murder
that day.
461
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,600
His fingerprints were all over the
place.
462
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:56,160
They were partners, Ross. See, my
client's out of the house three, four
463
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,520
week, and I still think he's entitled to
face as accuser.
464
00:26:59,940 --> 00:27:00,940
So what's your next step?
465
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,020
I'm making a separate motion to force
the tribunal to reveal the source of the
466
00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:06,300
information. Oh, good luck. That's
privileged.
467
00:27:07,370 --> 00:27:10,910
I think when a guy is on trial for his
life, he's entitled to a few privileges.
468
00:27:13,690 --> 00:27:15,710
Did you get anything good at that
political incident?
469
00:27:16,570 --> 00:27:17,890
Stallion was okay. Why?
470
00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:22,310
Well, I don't want to pull you off a
story. Pull away. I'm writing it, and
471
00:27:22,310 --> 00:27:27,630
bored. Well, I've been kicking around
this idea for a piece that might not be
472
00:27:27,630 --> 00:27:28,630
boring. Oh, yeah?
473
00:27:29,210 --> 00:27:34,110
You see, I've been taking this class,
and it's got a lot of interesting stuff.
474
00:27:34,970 --> 00:27:35,970
Sounds great.
475
00:27:36,710 --> 00:27:38,970
Stop. Oh, for the paper.
476
00:27:39,770 --> 00:27:43,950
Half of the traffic fatalities over
Labor Day in California were attributed
477
00:27:43,950 --> 00:27:46,310
booze. We had that story, though.
478
00:27:46,950 --> 00:27:50,710
Well, no, I was thinking of something
about people who drive under the
479
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:55,090
influence. Over a quarter million people
died on this country's highways in the
480
00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,090
last decade.
481
00:27:56,610 --> 00:28:00,670
You know, it always bothered me how we
could predict how many people would die
482
00:28:00,670 --> 00:28:04,450
on a holiday weekend, and nobody seems
to mind. Yeah, it's like an acceptable
483
00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:05,570
level of carnage.
484
00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:07,050
You ought to talk to this instructor.
485
00:28:07,430 --> 00:28:11,290
Uh, his name's, uh, Bob Jurgensen. Okay.
486
00:28:11,590 --> 00:28:12,590
What's my angle?
487
00:28:13,170 --> 00:28:14,170
Huh?
488
00:28:14,390 --> 00:28:15,910
That's what you always ask me.
489
00:28:16,890 --> 00:28:21,450
It's not really news, is it? So, uh, how
do we get into the story?
490
00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:23,630
Oh, you'll think of something.
491
00:28:25,530 --> 00:28:26,770
Charlie's been looking everywhere.
492
00:28:27,030 --> 00:28:29,910
I know, I know. He wants to ask me about
the private eye story.
493
00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,170
Are you afraid he won't like your angle?
494
00:28:32,390 --> 00:28:35,970
Look, I just got back from the
courthouse. That murder suspect had
495
00:28:36,070 --> 00:28:37,070
Chuck might be in it.
496
00:28:39,610 --> 00:28:41,270
He's innocent until he's proven guilty.
497
00:28:41,910 --> 00:28:46,030
I know, Russ. I've got an A in civics.
And even if he is guilty, he still has a
498
00:28:46,030 --> 00:28:48,790
right to face his accuser. I mean,
somebody could be setting him up just
499
00:28:48,790 --> 00:28:49,790
reward money.
500
00:28:51,070 --> 00:28:52,029
What do you think?
501
00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:55,590
The police make the case on its own
merit. The tip won't be used as
502
00:28:56,690 --> 00:28:59,030
I think you're still upset you wouldn't
have to help answer phones.
503
00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:02,620
Private Eye.
504
00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:04,700
Yes, it is. Go right ahead.
505
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,480
Oh, okay.
506
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:11,840
Yeah, well, thanks anyway.
507
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:06,400
Yes? Hi, I'm Joe Rossi from the Los
Angeles Tribune. Oh, we already paid
508
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,380
month. No, I'm not collecting, ma 'am.
I'm a reporter.
509
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:12,880
I wondered if I could talk to you for a
minute about the trouble the other day.
510
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,200
You mean the murder?
511
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,360
Yeah. I don't know anything about it. I
wasn't even here.
512
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:17,880
Oh, that's fine.
513
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:22,100
Does a woman with an English accent live
here with you, a relative maybe, or a
514
00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:24,700
friend? No, I thought the police already
had a suspect.
515
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,440
They do, they do. I'm just curious. Does
it sound like anyone you know around
516
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,620
here? I mean, it's a small neighborhood,
I thought. No, no. I lived here six
517
00:30:31,620 --> 00:30:34,960
years. I don't know anybody with an
English accent, a man or a woman. Well,
518
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,060
thanks for the trouble.
519
00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:37,860
Sorry I couldn't be any help.
520
00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:40,300
Listen, maybe you could do me a favor.
521
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:46,080
I'll try. We call to cancel the paper,
and they keep delivering it. Now, maybe
522
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,820
they listen to one of their reporters.
Will you tell them? Mrs. Brown, you
523
00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:49,820
obviously know the address.
524
00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:51,620
I'll see what I can do.
525
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:57,720
Listen. The people next door, uh, I've
tried there, and I can't get an answer.
526
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,180
Uh, that house is up for sale.
527
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,520
I noticed.
528
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,120
No, they moved out a month ago.
529
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,400
Rossi! Over here.
530
00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:15,320
Anybody for another round?
531
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,000
I'll buy it. Thanks. I'm fine.
532
00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:19,380
You're certainly cheerful.
533
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,200
I have every reason to be. You got your
car back.
534
00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:28,720
No, don't mention my car. You'll depress
me. No, it's just that we just want
535
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,380
another round in the Private Eye case.
536
00:31:30,980 --> 00:31:32,300
Terrific. Well, it is terrific.
537
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,980
The judge in the Beachwood case refused
to allow disclosure of the witness who
538
00:31:35,980 --> 00:31:36,899
gave the tip.
539
00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:40,320
Charlie, this isn't a battle of wills.
This guy's on trial for murder.
540
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,000
Yeah, thanks to us.
541
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,260
We shouldn't be so quick to condemn him.
542
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,220
Oh, but it's all right for you to
condemn the program, right?
543
00:31:49,550 --> 00:31:52,730
Where is that story I asked you for
about all the good it's done?
544
00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:58,250
I'm not so sure we can prove it yet. Uh
-huh. Well, the Times is pretty sure.
545
00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:03,270
One of their reporters wants to
interview me about it. I mean, the
546
00:32:03,270 --> 00:32:06,350
is interesting, and I have to fight my
own reporter to do the story.
547
00:32:06,710 --> 00:32:08,010
Hey, fellas, relax.
548
00:32:08,410 --> 00:32:09,410
Rossi will do the story.
549
00:32:09,670 --> 00:32:10,850
This is happy hour, remember?
550
00:32:14,490 --> 00:32:15,369
Say, Luke?
551
00:32:15,370 --> 00:32:17,930
You know that drunk driving story you
asked me about?
552
00:32:18,780 --> 00:32:21,680
I think I found a way into it, but I
need your help.
553
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Good idea.
554
00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:24,140
Go with an expert.
555
00:32:26,580 --> 00:32:29,300
Um, I don't know. What am I supposed to
do?
556
00:32:29,900 --> 00:32:31,920
I challenge you to a drunk driving test.
557
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,280
A what? A drunk driving test.
558
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:38,400
Get snockered to the legal limits and
see how it affects your reflexes.
559
00:32:39,060 --> 00:32:40,060
Why?
560
00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:44,520
Because your Mr. Jurgensen says it's
part of an experiment, a chance to find
561
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,600
how valid the legal limits are.
562
00:32:47,389 --> 00:32:48,550
I'm willing if you are.
563
00:32:48,850 --> 00:32:49,990
Me? No.
564
00:32:50,630 --> 00:32:52,890
You're the one writing the story. It'll
be a good background for you.
565
00:32:53,410 --> 00:32:54,650
Who's buying the booze?
566
00:32:55,130 --> 00:32:56,130
The cops.
567
00:32:56,210 --> 00:32:57,210
You can't lose.
568
00:32:57,430 --> 00:33:01,410
You realize, of course, that our weight
difference means that I can handle a lot
569
00:33:01,410 --> 00:33:02,410
more booze than you can.
570
00:33:02,550 --> 00:33:04,130
I figure they are the heart of this
ball.
571
00:33:05,370 --> 00:33:06,329
I'm game.
572
00:33:06,330 --> 00:33:07,350
You're not so tough.
573
00:33:07,790 --> 00:33:11,930
That reminds me. We have to plan for the
game on Sunday. Mrs. Pinchot bought us
574
00:33:11,930 --> 00:33:12,930
a whole block of seats.
575
00:33:13,070 --> 00:33:14,070
Oh, it's going to be great.
576
00:33:14,770 --> 00:33:15,770
This Sunday?
577
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,220
You know, about a week ago, we're all
going.
578
00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:20,840
I can't. I made other plans.
579
00:33:21,740 --> 00:33:24,840
What could be more important than seats
on a 40 -yard line?
580
00:33:25,660 --> 00:33:26,660
Lots of things.
581
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,340
There are people counting on me to keep
my word.
582
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,080
If you feel that way about it, can I
have a ticket for Ted?
583
00:33:33,460 --> 00:33:34,460
Sure.
584
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,660
It's just another football game.
585
00:34:01,290 --> 00:34:04,590
Lou Grant will continue in a moment here
on A &E.
586
00:34:22,230 --> 00:34:24,469
Lou's doing okay. Not bad at all.
587
00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:26,830
Let's see how he does on the reflex
test.
588
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,179
That's a minute 40 flat. That's a good
first run. You ready?
589
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,960
But she loses points for hitting the
pilot. How many runs altogether?
590
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,740
Five, to get the drivers familiar with
the course and to establish a base time
591
00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:22,740
for each driver.
592
00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:26,380
That's a young mechanic.
593
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,440
Is this great beer tender hitting me
again?
594
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,680
Set up the monitor in the classroom.
595
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,160
How are we doing, Officer Dirling?
596
00:35:35,580 --> 00:35:38,820
I swear, you're not trying, Lou. Only a
.06.
597
00:35:43,050 --> 00:35:44,330
I'm up to it. Don't worry.
598
00:35:44,690 --> 00:35:46,150
Come on, Billy.
599
00:35:46,370 --> 00:35:47,370
You're falling behind.
600
00:36:31,150 --> 00:36:32,150
Well, I could still drive home.
601
00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:36,340
I can't look.
602
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:41,600
Way to go, Tiger.
603
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,320
Here's my favorite. Your mechanic
friend.
604
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:13,600
Rossi, when am I going to see that story
on the private iPod? I'm still working
605
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:14,299
on it, Charlie.
606
00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:17,380
Well, one of the law enforcement groups
plans to give us a plaque for community
607
00:38:17,380 --> 00:38:19,520
service. It'd be nice if you could get
that into your article.
608
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:20,759
Uh -huh.
609
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:21,940
Rossi, what the devil are you doing?
610
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,200
Well, I went up to the Beachwood area to
see if I could find that witness, but
611
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,000
so far, no luck. I figured it could help
the story. You what?
612
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,960
I wanted to see if there was a street
that I missed that could have had a view
613
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,980
of the house, but I don't think so. Do
you realize what you're doing?
614
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,500
The identity of that witness is sacred.
615
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,040
I don't even know if that witness even
exists. You're trying to undermine the
616
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,080
integrity of the program.
617
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,560
All right, guys, do we have to do this
here? Let's go in your office, Charlie.
618
00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:48,500
Come on, come on. All I said was that
I'd try to find that witness. I
619
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:51,180
every house that could have had a view
of the victim's house, and there's no
620
00:38:51,180 --> 00:38:54,520
woman with an English accent. Well,
perhaps he faked the old buddy accent.
621
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,160
you ever think of that? Come on, come
on, come on.
622
00:38:56,440 --> 00:39:00,240
And what if there is no witness? Did you
ever think of that? He is toying with
623
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:01,680
the integrity of this newspaper.
624
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,840
Public confidence is a very fragile
thing.
625
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:07,620
Yeah, so is honesty. I thought our
reputation was built on truth, not hype.
626
00:39:08,030 --> 00:39:09,470
There may be something in what he says,
Charlie.
627
00:39:10,630 --> 00:39:12,450
You're taking his side. No.
628
00:39:13,510 --> 00:39:14,730
It's a capital case.
629
00:39:15,370 --> 00:39:18,990
All I'm saying is that it may pay to
give it a check.
630
00:39:20,230 --> 00:39:21,230
Fine.
631
00:39:21,390 --> 00:39:22,390
You do that.
632
00:39:22,730 --> 00:39:25,690
You turn that damn canyon upside down.
633
00:39:26,090 --> 00:39:27,090
If you have to.
634
00:39:34,070 --> 00:39:36,950
Lou, I'm telling you there is no woman.
I checked every house.
635
00:39:37,530 --> 00:39:38,530
And check again.
636
00:39:42,990 --> 00:39:44,910
Let's face it, animal, we're wasting our
time.
637
00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,250
What about that house?
638
00:39:46,490 --> 00:39:49,790
I told you, checked it out last week. I
thought I was collecting for the paper.
639
00:39:50,390 --> 00:39:51,390
Honest mistake?
640
00:39:52,470 --> 00:39:53,470
You know,
641
00:39:54,170 --> 00:39:55,170
it doesn't add up.
642
00:39:55,270 --> 00:39:58,490
Why would someone call in a phony tip?
What reason would they have?
643
00:39:58,910 --> 00:40:02,890
To get revenge on an enemy, sexual
jealousy, malicious mischief, not to
644
00:40:02,890 --> 00:40:06,610
$2 ,500, that's a pretty good return on
an investment of a single phone call.
645
00:40:06,830 --> 00:40:07,830
You may have a point.
646
00:40:07,990 --> 00:40:09,330
Hey, what about the Fasale house?
647
00:40:09,530 --> 00:40:10,509
We got a month ago.
648
00:40:10,510 --> 00:40:11,510
There's somebody there now?
649
00:40:14,970 --> 00:40:15,970
Okay.
650
00:40:23,330 --> 00:40:24,330
Excuse me, ma 'am.
651
00:40:24,470 --> 00:40:25,470
I beg your pardon?
652
00:40:25,650 --> 00:40:26,650
Were you talking to me?
653
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:30,660
This house is sold, but with lots of
other listings in the... Here. Do you
654
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:34,500
No, I don't mind. I'm just so grateful
you exist and I found you before anybody
655
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:35,500
else. Animal!
656
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,140
Oh, I've been looking for you for a
month. Do you know that?
657
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,800
Oh, how I hate those ceremonies.
658
00:40:42,660 --> 00:40:46,840
Why do they always punish the people
getting awards by broiling them in the
659
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:50,120
sun? Would you move that chair so I can
put up my leg?
660
00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:53,920
The joy of community service.
661
00:40:54,710 --> 00:40:59,050
At least we know that Private Eye works
and that people appreciate it. The only
662
00:40:59,050 --> 00:41:00,790
reason we know it works is Rossi.
663
00:41:01,190 --> 00:41:05,950
His report squelched any doubt that the
tip was legitimate and the police have a
664
00:41:05,950 --> 00:41:07,550
case. Well, we were indeed lucky.
665
00:41:07,830 --> 00:41:08,830
I was lucky.
666
00:41:08,910 --> 00:41:09,930
I was stupid.
667
00:41:10,670 --> 00:41:13,690
His investigation could just as easily
have gone against us.
668
00:41:14,030 --> 00:41:18,270
Now, you see how vulnerable we've become
when we commit ourselves to taking tips
669
00:41:18,270 --> 00:41:19,450
from anonymous callers?
670
00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:21,550
It's a little like checkbook journalism.
671
00:41:21,930 --> 00:41:24,070
We pay for tips that lead to stories.
672
00:41:24,590 --> 00:41:26,210
It's not all that negative.
673
00:41:26,710 --> 00:41:29,210
At least we've taken a few of the bad
guys off the streets.
674
00:41:29,530 --> 00:41:33,570
I was approached today by a group that
wants to take over the Private Eye
675
00:41:33,570 --> 00:41:35,710
program, make it more community -based.
676
00:41:36,510 --> 00:41:40,450
They'd have a wide range of support from
civic and business groups as well as
677
00:41:40,450 --> 00:41:41,448
from the Tribune.
678
00:41:41,450 --> 00:41:42,450
Sounds reasonable.
679
00:41:42,610 --> 00:41:47,050
The way I see it, you've got to be Dick
Tracy or Clark Kent, but you can't be
680
00:41:47,050 --> 00:41:49,870
both. What do you think we should do,
Mr. Hill?
681
00:41:50,230 --> 00:41:52,450
Jump at the offer before they change
their minds.
682
00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:54,050
And you agree?
683
00:41:54,510 --> 00:41:55,510
Missed it out.
684
00:41:55,530 --> 00:41:57,230
Hell, I didn't even throw in Rosenthal.
685
00:41:57,730 --> 00:41:59,130
And a third -round draft choice.
686
00:42:01,590 --> 00:42:02,710
Lou, it was incredible.
687
00:42:02,950 --> 00:42:06,470
Fourth down, absolutely nowhere to go.
And he uncorks the bomb.
688
00:42:06,810 --> 00:42:10,250
The bomb. Yeah, I heard on the radio.
The pass must have gone 40 yards in the
689
00:42:10,250 --> 00:42:11,810
air and right on the money.
690
00:42:12,050 --> 00:42:14,070
Right on the money. It sounded exciting.
691
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:18,460
It's nothing like seeing it. You had to
be there. When Jones took the ball and
692
00:42:18,460 --> 00:42:21,160
started threading his way down the
field, you have never seen a play like
693
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,520
in your life. Well, what's the occasion?
694
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,280
A little party in honor of the private
eye program.
695
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,980
No kidding. That's really nice. For all
the good things that accomplish.
696
00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:33,080
No, because it's over and nobody has to
answer the phones anymore.
697
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,920
Hey, Charlie, how's about a beer?
698
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:37,860
Sure. Some cold?
699
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,720
No. This ought to help.
700
00:42:43,530 --> 00:42:47,670
You shouldn't see me, Rossi. I was
racing around those highlands. I was
701
00:42:47,670 --> 00:42:51,670
screeching around those curves. It's
just you against the clock. Just you
702
00:42:51,670 --> 00:42:56,210
against the clock. Tell an animal. It's
just you against the clock. Me? I felt
703
00:42:56,210 --> 00:43:00,010
just like... What's the name of a famous
race car driver?
704
00:43:00,590 --> 00:43:06,150
Mario Andretti. Yeah, Mario Andretti. I
felt just like Mario Andretti. I'm going
705
00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:09,150
to do it. Let's do it. Right now. What?
I haven't finished my story.
706
00:43:09,370 --> 00:43:12,170
Run the course. I'm going to go back to
the parking lot and run the course.
707
00:43:12,510 --> 00:43:16,090
Animal, they took the pylons down. The
course isn't there anymore.
708
00:43:16,430 --> 00:43:19,810
That's okay, Lou. I remember where
everything was. Animal, why don't you
709
00:43:19,810 --> 00:43:21,150
take a cab home tonight?
710
00:43:21,490 --> 00:43:24,490
Don't need to. I got my car. Maybe you
should take a cab anyway.
711
00:43:25,350 --> 00:43:27,370
Oh, I get it. You're worried about me.
712
00:43:27,670 --> 00:43:29,190
There's a lot of drunks on the road.
713
00:43:29,490 --> 00:43:30,468
That's right.
714
00:43:30,470 --> 00:43:32,790
And there isn't room for any more. Aw.
715
00:43:33,650 --> 00:43:35,270
Can I charge you to the paper?
716
00:43:35,570 --> 00:43:39,650
If you want that to be your final
gesture as a Trib employee, sure.
717
00:43:40,830 --> 00:43:41,830
Billy.
718
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,400
Are you all right to drive?
719
00:43:44,660 --> 00:43:47,640
All right. I'm terrific. You should have
seen me.
720
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,640
But Ted's picking me up tonight.
721
00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:54,180
That's the great thing about marriage.
Really caring about each other. He's got
722
00:43:54,180 --> 00:43:55,180
my car.
723
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:59,000
Well, I gotta be going.
724
00:43:59,660 --> 00:44:00,660
Driving yourself?
725
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,320
Of course I'm driving myself.
726
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,620
I always leave with the person I come
with.
727
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,120
Look, don't worry. I'm fine.
728
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,360
No way I'm gonna risk another ticket,
right?
729
00:44:09,700 --> 00:44:10,840
See you guys later.
730
00:44:11,630 --> 00:44:12,930
Bye. Good night.
731
00:44:49,580 --> 00:44:51,120
What's the matter, Luke? I won't start?
732
00:44:51,460 --> 00:44:54,420
No, no, of course not. I was just
wondering if I could get a lift.
733
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:56,220
Yeah, no problem.
734
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,360
You call a cab animal?
735
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:03,440
Yeah, I won't be here for half an hour.
Come on, Rocky, be a pal.
736
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,038
Why not?
737
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,100
All I need is a meter.
738
00:45:06,940 --> 00:45:08,800
Luke, I made this for you. Huh?
739
00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:12,940
The amount is special and everything,
and then I forgot to give them to you.
740
00:45:27,180 --> 00:45:28,180
Posse, hold it.
741
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,420
Hey, can you give me a lift? My car's
still in the shop.
742
00:45:56,720 --> 00:46:02,940
I'm Mike Wallen. November 22, 1963, a
day feared in America's memory, the
743
00:46:02,940 --> 00:46:06,340
assassination of John Kennedy on the
next 20th century.
744
00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:12,000
Tonight, only on A &E. Now, his poor
judgment led to the death of an innocent
745
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:17,260
man. A cop struggles to regain the
respect of his peers. On Police Story,
746
00:46:17,260 --> 00:46:18,260
on A &E.
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