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Damn!
DOCTOR VAMPIRE
Written & Directed by JAMIE LUK KIM-MING
- Hi, welcome to Paradise. - Hi.
Come on in.
My car has broken down, I want to make a phone call.
Would you like to have a drink?
Let me suggest something exotic.
A Corpse Revival.
No, thanks. I think I'd better have a coke.
- Coke? Sure. - Yes.
- Here is your coke, sir. - Thank you.
- Hi! First time here? - Hi! Yes.
- Where do you come from? - Hong Kong.
- Welcome. - Hi.
Excuse me.
- Hey, good looking. - Hi...!
Come on, let's have some fun.
Would you hold this for me, please?
I'll take it. Take off your jacket for me.
- Come on, where're you going? - Excuse me.
You son of a bitch!
Miss, don't be afraid. I'll help you.
You leave her alone!
Go to hell, you god damn shit!
Go away!
I'll batter you if you don't leave now!
Miss, did he rob you or molest you?
- Do you want me to call the police? - No, thanks very much.
Hey! Are you hurt?
- Miss, miss! - Go now, while you still have the chance.
- I'm a doctor from Hong Kong. If you... - I'm fine.
- I'll call the police. - Go!
- This isn't the place for you, go! - They like to bully Chinese people.
I'm alright. Please leave.
What are you afraid of? They're just foreigners.
You'd better go.
You call the police if this happens. Why are you so afraid of that?
I can help you.
There's no need to be afraid. This is what the law is for.
You don't need to be so afraid.
- Another coke, sir? - Thank you.
What's wrong with you?
I don't feel good.
Don't feel good? How about I take you away and make you feel better, okay?
Come, let's go.
This way. Be careful.
Was this your first time?
I'm very lucky then.
My friends said that I should get a red envelope for my first time.
There is no red envelope here. How about this...
I'll give you something else instead, alright?
Is it to remember my first time?
The first time was short, but quite fun.
Then would you like to try... a longer one?
Why do you always bring me this lousy stuff?
- Get out of here! - I'm sorry, master.
What's wrong with him? Yelled at me again!
You, Jocelyn! It's your turn โ come on!
Why do you always have to bring me the drunks?
- Oh, sorry, master! - Out!
What's his problem? I don't know what's going on. What am I supposed to do?
Don't worry about it!
- Well, he slapped me in the face, you know. - Hey, just shut up and sit down!
I don't like that kind of treatment.
Alice, you're next. Hurry up.
Go on, hurry!
Where is that man? Bring him to me at once.
- He's gone. - What? You let him go?!
Do you know how long since I've tasted such delicious blood and you let him go?
I...
I don't care what you do! Bring him back to me!
I don't think he's that good.
How about I find another one for you?
Don't you understand? His blood is like your Chinese ginseng.
He drives me crazy. He makes me high.
You bring back that ginseng to me.
Yes, master.
- Dr Chiang. - Excuse me.
- Keep it for me, I'm very late. - Okay.
Sorry.
What's wrong with you? Why are you always late?
Boss Tai is making a fuss in there.
My flight was delayed and then there was a traffic jam.
It's lucky that I'm here at all.
Always an excuse.
Hey!
- Hey! - What??
- I did โit.โ - Did what?
I did โitโ in England. Now I am a real man.
Really?!
What colour was this prostitute? How much did she cost?
She wasn't a prostitute! She's a young and pretty Chinese girl.
- Is that true? - What? Are you jealous?
I suspect that she was a virgin too.
Yeah, sure - a virgin. Probably just a piece of wood!
Maybe just a stick!
Hey, so how many times did you stick it in her that night?
Seven times in one night.
Are you talking shit?
It's true, listen to me!
- Do tell. - Thanks.
I was in the toilet of a pub one night.
Suddenly I heard someone crying โhelp!โ
What happened?
- What do you think I found? - What?
I held my nerve and walked over.
And guess what...
Mr Tai requested local anaesthesia.
I've injected 50cc. Will that do it?
- Check for any allergic reactions. - Sure.
I've done two blood tests on him. He's in good general health.
Good.
How come we haven't seen nurse May Chan yet?
May, everything is ready. We can go in any time now.
Let's talk while we work.
We nearly got into trouble.
Nonsense.
I told you, there's no need to be nervous. Just lie back and relax now.
- Relax? You're not the one being cut up! - Okay, please lie down now.
What is it with you and all this sweating? Are you hiding something?
It's the heat from the lamp.
Did you have fun in England? Meet lots of English girls?
What are you talking about? I went for a conference.
I was working, not having fun!
Scalpel.
Don't let me catch you cheating, or you're dead!
I didn't meet any English girls!
What about any non-English girls?!
Boss Tai, can you please stop moving.
You know it is so small. I fear I might cut the top off!
What? How dare you make fun of my size? I'll chop your head off!
Don't be so rash.
I meant this room is small.
We can talk it over. Please lie down first.
Serves you right.
Boss, while you've been in here, Poodle Head attacked us.
- What?! - It's true.
That bastard, trying to destroy us while I'm sick.
Go and kill him!
Mr Tai, you must rest after the surgery.
What?
Mr Tai, if your men come for treatment in this hospital,
- we can give you a 20% discount. - That's right.
That is enough.
I don't need your help!
Be careful, boss.
I told you I don't need help!
Bastard! He wants to destroy us while I'm sick?
I'll chop him to death, that bastard!
What're you doing? Where are you going?
To kill people!
You can't go! Lie down here!
How can I? People are waiting for me!
Must it be today? Change your appointment!
That's true. Must it be today? Change the appointment!
Boss, change it to when...?
What's the bloody point of asking me? Ask her!
They think they call the shots.
They cut where they want to cut!
Now I can't be discharged because you said so โ what a bitch!
Take it easy, you little brat!
You'll be fine.
ABC! Stand still!
What?
The Assistant Director is looking for you.
So what? Let us change our clothes first.
I'll talk to you later.
- Damn bastard! I'll chop him into pieces! - Boss, be calm. Careful of your stitches.
- Have a rest. - Useless!
I just asked Mr Ho to switch the rota.
I told him to send that lady with the overbite to wash the old people's bums!
- You are so bad. - Well, she did the same to me!
Let's leave together after work. I made soup.
I'd rather not. Your man has just got back.
Spend some time snuggled up with him at home.
- I have a class tonight. - What class?
My teacher invited Master De Wen over from China tonight.
He's going to teach us how to communicate with spirits.
Communicate with spirits?
Is it like those...
Psychic medium ladies?
Not like that.
It's like this.
You are the worst team in the entire hospital!
You never meet the quota for operations. You need five more this month!
You only ever do minor operations, it's all foreskins and piles!
Please can you do some major ones?
Also, how long has the intensive care unit been empty?
Send some patients in there!
Otherwise, how do we break even?
Don't say the company treats you unfairly.
Don't forget when you first completed your internship.
Who would have hired you?!
Now you have a bit of experience and have made a bit of a name for yourselves.
And what? You want to leave?
You've signed a contract! I can sue the pants off you!
It's the end of the month! Fulfil your quota quickly!
What doctor has a ponytail like this?
You are getting fatter and fatter!
And all you do is yawn!
Please can you be aware of your image? You're doctors!
Because your image is so good?
I'm different. I'm managing from behind the scenes!
You're fighting on the front lines!
You always have to argue!
Get out!
Each to their own... Fly to Morocco, pan-fried escargot...
Chiang Ta-Tsung!
What now?
Your week in England will be taken out of your annual leave.
But I was there for work!
So what? Get out!
If I knew martial arts, I'd use my palm to...
What?
If you want things done well, three people are better than one.
Bye bye.
Goodnight.
What's for dinner today?
Your favourite dish, of course. But have some soup first.
Where is your talisman?
I rushed to the airport yesterday and left it at the hotel.
It's been used anyway. It doesn't matter.
This mixed ginseng soup again? I'm tired of eating this every day!
You should be thankful for it. There are people starving in the world!
Tell your dad to stop stealing leftover ginseng from the Chinese medicine shop.
I could be accused of handling stolen goods just for drinking it!
Don't be so wasteful โ those leftovers would have been thrown away otherwise.
Your favourite! Garlic shrimps.
Help yourself.
Hey! What about you?
I'll do your laundry first.
What's that taste?
I'll get told off if I don't eat it...
You're a dead man if I find anything incriminating in here.
Hurry up.
This smells of perfume!
A lipstick mark!
What else is here?
A bloodstain?
Why is there a lipstick mark on your clothes?
And why is there blood on your pants?
Because of the traffic jam!
- A traffic jam put blood on your pants? - I was talking about the lipstick.
I was going to a meeting that day, and the bus was very crowded...
The driver suddenly put the brakes on. A foreign woman bumped into me.
That was how I got the lipstick mark.
- I was so embarrassed during the meeting. - What about the blood?
How would I know, Empress?
I have sat down in loads of places. How would I know where I got it from?
How could you not notice?!
Do you just want to pick a fight?
Tell me! When you were there, did you go out and... do โit"?
What? We've known each other for so long, yet you don't want to do "โitโ with me.
But you constantly suspect me of doing โitโ with someone else!
What do you want?
What do you mean? We'll do โitโ when the time comes.
What do you want?
Nothing! You're always so suspicious that I'm going out looking to do โit.โ
That is very...!
- What? Tell me. It's very what? - Nothing.
- Nothing. So, that's it? - Nothing.
- I'll walk you home. - No need, it isn't far.
It isn't safe out there these days.
If something happens to you, It will look like I don't look after you.
Okay.
Very quiet out here. You can go now.
Goodbye.
You found a lipstick mark, right?
And you smelt perfume.
Yes, and there was blood too!
What kind of woman would do that...?
He wouldn't admit to anything.
Of course he wouldn't - but luckily, I got you that talisman to control him.
Otherwise, he might have brought that woman home!
He lost the talisman!
Oh, it's over. It's over!
How about I get you a bigger one and we stick it on his chest?
I just don't believe he would treat me that badly.
It's hard to say.
You wouldn't do โitโ with him.
This is a matter of principle!
I won't sleep with him until the day we get married.
Only you could be that patient!
Once you sleep with them, men lose respect for you.
You'll be alright โ go to bed. An early night will help.
Come on, goodnight.
Alice, move it. Our master awaits!
Come on, move! Hurry!
Master.
Are you trying to betray me?
No.
I want the blood of that ginseng.
If you don't bring him back, you'll know what real pain is!
Are you listening to me?
Yes, master.
The sun's blinding me.
There is one more thing I need to buy - but what?
That's it, soap!
May, would you buy me a pair of sunglasses?
You've never worn sunglasses before.
No, but I feel like the sun has been burning my eyes.
Come on.
Alright, choose a pair for yourself.
Miss, which pair is the cheapest?
This pair is cheapest.
- Thanks! Not bad. - You're welcome.
Come on, try them on.
Looks cool. Okay, we'll buy this pair.
Let me buy a shirt for my father first.
- Miss, can I try this on? - Sure.
Dr Chiang! The Assistant Director has been looking for you urgently.
He is waiting in the car park, where the scaffolding is.
- Hey, catch this. - Okay, let go.
You finally grace us with your presence?
Are you organising a masquerade or going to a funeral?
Do you know what time it is?
Our clients are leaving after waiting for you for hours!
Are you paying for the company's losses?
They didn't book appointments.
Do they need to call you before they get sick now?
Boss Tai booked an appointment and he's been waiting for an hour!
I'm here, aren't I?
You are still below your quota for operations this month!
It's piling up! You'll have to sign another two-year contract - or more!
I'm busy organising this fundraising campaign โ I have no time for you three.
You'd better behave yourselves.
I know what to do.
Think it through! And look at you! Like a half man, half ghost.
Don't ever dress like this for work!
What a bloodsucking vampire!
It I knew martial arts, I'd use my palm to beat you to the ground!
- Look, he fell to the ground. - Yes, he's on the ground.
Who pushed me?
What's the problem?
Headache.
When did it start?
Last night.
What did you do last night?
I went to sing karaoke.
Only singing?
I drank a lot.
It's not too serious, right?
I think this time, in this situation... we'll have to remove your appendix.
What? Are you fucking kidding me?
You circumcised me for a cold and now you want to remove my appendix for a headache?
Do you want it removed or not?
What are you doing?
Get me a new mask.
Fork.
Scalpel, I mean.
- Another bullseye? - Of course.
Again.
Don't make bets with me. You'll lose all your money.
- You haven't seen my skills yet. - Yeah, sure.
What's the matter? You've been acting strange all day.
What? I've never felt better.
Sure, but only at night!
- You'll only work after sunset. - That's right.
Maybe I'm still jet-lagged from the trip to England.
Really? Nonsense, you've been back from England for a month now.
That's right.
Look at him! Which part of him looks human to you?
He even drinks like a vampire.
He's right, have you been bitten by a vampire?
It's very common over there.
Yes.
Don't move.
- Nothing. - Nothing.
- What are you looking for? - Teethmarks!
What are you doing?
- Teethmarks? I'll give you teethmarks! - What? Don't!
Teethmarks?
Teethmarks?
- Stop playing! Are you trying to kill him? - Let go of me! Teethmarks?
- Have you finished playing around? - Teethmarks? You want me to bite you?
- I'm not letting go of you! - Teethmarks?
What's the matter?
Dr Kim and Dr Cheung! The Assistant Director wants you.
- We'll play later. - See you later.
A bunch of perverts, hugging and kissing. You don't know what you're doing.
And why is there blood on your pants?
And why is there blood on your pants?
Are you for real?
I hope not!
- You're sure they are teethmarks? - Don't scare yourself.
- Take off your pants. - Let's take a look.
- Hurry up. - Be quick, come on.
- Take it off. - You're so slow, come on!
Where are they?
What?
Can you and your little brother stop moving?
That's disgusting!
You really are a vampire!
I'm a vampire?
Don't come over here! We aren't that close.
Even if you let me copy your homework, I only studied medicine because you made me!
You crushed my dream of becoming a lawyer! Please don't ruin my life again!
- You'll make an enemy of me! - Yes!
Why would I hurt you? I only want to...
- I don't want to hear it! - Leave us alone!
Quickly, go!
Am I really a vampire?
I only fooled around once!
And I met a vampire?
How do I act like a vampire? Like this?
Dr Chiang Ta-Tsung, please report to reception.
And what next? How does a vampire walk - like this?
Dr Chan, watch the wet floor.
Thanks.
Watch your feet.
- Sissy! - Sissy?
Lion Rock Tunnel was very congested this morning.
Get used to it.
- Do you know what I just saw? - What?
There were three men in the room, including your Dr Chiang.
Dr Chiang's pants were down! K.K. and Golden Triangle were on their knees.
Then they did this.
They were taking turns one after another - so disgusting!
- Are you serious? - Of course! They did this, too!
May.
- Did you want to see me? - A woman wants to see you!
Open the door!
What do I do?
Please, listen to me!
Come back inside!
Don't be like that. Listen to me.
Calm down! Listen to me!
Tell me, why did you hurt me? I did nothing to you!
Why did you seduce me? Why didn't you just let me go?
Why did you bite me after you had sex with me?
I was forced to do that. Let me explain.
Tell me. Tell me!
Hey, let me use that when you're done.
I came to Hong Kong to save you.
We are all slaves to the Count.
But I'm determined to break away from his control.
Are you for real?
How can I make you believe me?
May! Come here.
Come here quickly!
- What's the matter? - Come!
Look!
I can't see anyone. What's the matter?
Just keep looking.
How can you say something like that?
You don't need to lie to me.
- What's the matter? - I saw a woman just now.
A woman? Really?
Yes, come here.
Say whatever you like, I--
Listen to me, unless you want to turn into a vampire?
Have you drunk any human blood?
If not, then you can still be saved.
Nothing?
May.
Let me explain. Actually...
What are you two doing here so late and in your bedclothes?
Are you sure you saw something?
Of course! You should search his room.
What are you looking for?
I said we shouldn't have come.
Fine, we found nothing. we'll leave.
I'll see you out.
Bye, goodnight.
There are only two ways to save you.
One, destroy the Count. But that's impossible.
Second, find a recently deceased body whose blood is still warm.
I can help you trade with them. Then you can remain human.
I don't understand!
You embarrassed me! I'm getting changed and going to sleep.
I really did see a woman there.
Thinking about it, Tsung was acting weird.
Precisely!
Damn, what should I do now?
Do you really like him?
Of course! We've been together for over ten years now.
As your friend, I'm going to help you.
I know my teacher has a special potion.
It can ensure that Tsung will love you for life.
Really?
Let's go.
- What's the matter? - It won't work! Make a U-turn!
- I am scared. - I am too.
Put on the shield and don't be scared, come on.
Who could that be?
- Should I leave for a bit? - No need.
Why are you like this? Come in.
If I have to bite someone, I'll bite the Assistant Director first.
Now you're a vampire, you have the guts to talk to women.
Right.
She's the one who bit me.
Hi! How are you?
Hi! How're you both?
Why are you here at this hour?
It was wrong for us to treat you like that this morning.
We came to apologise to you. We're sorry.
Brother Tsung, please forgive us. Please bear no grudges against us.
- Please don't bite us on our necks. - Shut up!
He's babbling nonsense.
We bought you a present as a token of our appreciation, please accept it.
- What is it? - See if you like it.
Excellent, a jiangshi costume!
This is great! I love it.
Can I try it on now?
- I told you he'd love it. - Sure, suit yourself.
Hi! My name is Alice.
His name is K.K. Cheung. You only need to remember him.
Hold it up!
That's a bit old fashioned.
Listen, I'm very dirty-minded.
I sleep around - I probably have AIDS. My blood is no good to you.
He's different โ he's an anaesthetist. They call him the Golden Triangle.
His blood can make you high.
He also has more blood, because he is so fat.
Listen to me! Fat doesn't mean healthy.
I have many medical conditions. My blood lipids and glucose are high.
If you suck my blood, you could become diabetic!
You two are real friends!
As you are such good friends, are you willing to help Tsung?
- Sure! We are friends! Brothers, even! - Yes.
He's dead.
Quick!
- What's the matter? - Help!
โ"High Noonโ is showing on television in there.
โHigh Noon"?
An old movie from before your time.
Yes, it's about a noon that gets high.
What happened?
Go after him and drain his blood, otherwise there will be trouble.
Hurry up!
How are you feeling?
I feel terrible.
Hey, where are you going this late?
That cat is in heat again.
On the night shift with a male cat.
Help!
Help!
- Over there! - Yes!
Help!
Damn it!
What's wrong with him? What happened?
I don't know, maybe it was a really rowdy wake.
Come here.
Alice, how do you feel?
Blood... blood...!
Blood? Alice, do you need to drink some blood?
If you want blood, drink mine. Come on.
Would you really let me suck your blood?
It wouldn't be the first time. It doesn't matter.
Come on suck my blood.
Suck my blood! Suck it!
If you don't drink it, then let it drain dry.
Hold out your hand.
Hold out your hand!
- Teacher! - What are you doing?
If I don't add your blood, how will he know who to love?
That's not enough!
It's probably enough. What if he gets diarrhoea?
It's a talisman, it'll be fine.
- Don't! That's enough. - More! Come on.
It won't kill him.
My goodness! It's May.
Don't come out.
Remember, don't come out.
Don't come out.
- I'll take it. - What happened to your hand?
It's nothing. I hurt myself.
You are always so careless.
What's the soup today?
Not mixed ginseng soup this time.
Today it's Codonopsis and black chicken soup.
Smells good!
What's got into you? No complaints this time?
Let me help you tidy up.
Seems to be quite clean now!
A tidy house makes you feel better.
Shouldn't you move this table? It could trip people up.
How many times have I told you not to put a vase on the TV! It could fall off easily.
Oh, I forgot.
Tsung!
Why is your room so messy? All your clothes are thrown around.
And the wardrobe is lying on the floor?
What is that noise?
A mouse! I've been looking for it for a while.
A mouse!
Don't be scared.
- I'm terrified of mice! - Should I carry you out?
Hurry up and finish your soup, or it will attract more mice.
Delicious.
Remember to eat the chicken. It's good for you. I'm off.
- Why not stay for a bit? - I have to do a facial for Joy.
I'll walk you out.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
Is she gone?
I...
What's the matter with you?
Tsung.
Tsung.
Tsung. Tsung!
You must have drunk human blood.
No, I didn't!
What do I do now?! I've turned into a real vampire.
Think of something, you two!
I will have to live on blood from now on.
I don't have too much blood.
I have anaemia! If you have to suck blood, go and get it from the Assistant Director.
I don't want to suck human blood! Don't you understand?
We understand. We'll think of something for you.
Hurry up, think hard! It's important, quickly.
It's so hard to think!
Dr Chiang, Mrs Tse is here.
- Dr Chiang... - Mrs Tse.
What's the problem today?
I feel hot and dizzy today.
Also, I have heartburn as well.
Maybe I've drunk too much?
Let me check your pulse.
I don't know why there are so many social events, it's so annoying.
Oh no!
Do you have any other symptoms?
What's the matter?
I feel like I'm lacking sleep.
I also feel weak after a long walk.
Oh no!
- That must be it! - What is the matter, doctor?
You could have contracted the current strain of English pig flu!
Is that right, Dr Chiang?
- Pig flu? - Pig flu?
Yes!
I think we'll have to do a blood test.
Is that necessary?
You're a medical professional! How can you ignore a case like this!
- It'll be alright โ go over there. - Dr Chiang...
- Go over there. - Just go.
- Dr Chiang! - Just go.
What are you two up to?
Trying to help you, you brat!
You took so much blood!
A blood donation would extract 500cc. It's about right.
Go home and have some pig's blood congee. Now go over there, come on.
It hurts bad, Dr Chiang.
You'll be fine. Go collect your prescription.
Bye.
This should last you for two nights.
Dr Chiang, something happened to Mr Tai!
- Don't worry about me, kill those bastards! - Are you alright, boss?
Get some rest, boss. Take care of yourself.
- Be careful! Don't get so upset, boss. - Kill them all!
So much blood loss. What a waste!
Are you alright, boss?
What a waste!
Kill them! Kill them!
- Don't move, boss. - What a waste!
What a waste!
- Hang in there, boss. - Do something to stop the bleeding.
What a waste!
A serious injury like this, we'd better be thorough.
We probably should...
Draw some blood samples for testing, right?
I've bled a lot already. You want to draw more blood?
Forget it. I'm going to kill those bastards!
Take it easy! Get well first.
Stop moaning! The knife that cut you might have been rusty.
We need to check if you have tetanus.
- The doctor is right! - Yes.
Hold him down.
You are inhuman!
Don't worry, you'll recover after a blood transfusion โ get some rest.
You don't need this much blood. Just a little bit would do.
It could result in excessive vitamins.
- Have a rest. You'll be fine. - Goodbye.
Turn it up to one and a half.
Turn it up to one and a half.
Operation done.
This laser machine is good, but it has to be very accurate.
Otherwise it'll put a hole in the body.
May, can you help push the patient out?
- But I have to tidy things up. - Do it later, we're very tired.
Oh, no! I left the report inside.
- I'll get it for you. - Thanks.
Yes?
Why is that?
This much?
Great!
Brother, it was hard for us to get all this blood - have some now!
We got plenty this time!
This batch should last two weeks for both of you, at least.
- Thanks for your help. - You're welcome.
Job done.
Have you eaten yet? Let's eat together.
No, thanks. Our tastes are quite different.
We'll find something to eat ourselves.
- Drink it while it's warm. - Maybe next time.
- Goodbye. - Go!
Bye.
Tonight's type, AB. Does that suit you?
The blood they stole... It's for food!
Don't hit us!
What happened to Tsung?
Who is that woman?
What woman? I don't know.
I really don't know anything. Let me explain.
You don't know?
Talk! Are you going to answer? Tell me!
I'll tell you.
This fundraising campaign is going pretty well.
- What is the name of this show? - Pretty good somersaults.
Ladies and gentlemen, this ceremony is to appease ghosts.
Don't come close, otherwise you might be possessed by an evil spirit.
Is that true?
These opera companies can be peculiar. I'd rather believe it than risk it.
Come back to see the show when it opens tomorrow night.
We should watch together.
- What time does it start tomorrow? - Don't know.
Are you going to watch it?
Get out!
Why did you go out and hurt people?
I...
There's blood in the fridge. Is it not fresh enough?
You promised me you wouldn't hurt people.
What are you talking about?
We've found a corpse in the hospital. Drained of blood and with teethmarks.
If it wasn't you, could it be me?
- I really didn't do it. - If not me or you, then who?
Take me to see the corpse.
The Count has come.
Evil spirit, you will commit no further sins!
What are you doing?
It has nothing to do with us. They forced us.
Please, let me explain.
Spirit restraining rope!
Teacher!
Behind you!
You would try to trick me?
Teacher!
Another one?
Shit!
Help! Put me down!
Help!
Ghost against ghost.
Tsung, get them out of here!
Go, go!
Go! Hurry up!
Go! Don't just stand there!
You two must die!
Taoist, you'd better leave too.
I won't go until I subdue you.
Move faster!
Hurry up!
One... one...
Hurry up! What's taking so long up there? Are they giving birth?
Be careful.
Over here! Quick!
Come in here! This way!
Don't be scared. It's fine.
Where is May?
Oh, yes.
Go and find her.
Going outside again? Are you kidding?
Don't you get in the way!
Teacher, have a rest
I better not go out.
Why is it so cold in here? Lend me your blanket, my friend.
- Why did you come back? - May is missing!
- Yes. - May?
Maybe the foreign vampire got her?
The Count?
Oh dear!
No... no more... sound...
He must... must be... gone...
Go away!
Don't come near me! Go away!
Master, please let them go!
Now I know you must betray me!
Alice, they must all die.
Get him!
Again.
Joy, the surgical light!
Help!
Go!
Tsung, go now!
- Tsung, hurry up and go! - Go now!
Go, hurry up! Quick!
Go!
Hide inside this room.
Go on!
One, two, three, four, five, six. We're all here this time.
We need to go on the offensive if we want to turn this around.
We have to fight our way out.
Go to hell!
- May! - May!
May!
Master.
May!
May!
May!
Squirt him!
- Squirt that damn ghoul! Again! - Yes!
- Tsung, Tsung! - Tsung!
Tsung, Tsung!
The air duct!
Go!
Climb up! Quick!
- Hurry up! - Be careful.
Quick.
Quick!
Hurry up!
Over there!
Go!
Hurry up!
Master monk, help me!
Alice, come back to me.
You are my kind. We are immortal.
No, we are not the same.
May, get up!
Carry her out.
Alice!
Join forces!
- Joy, May! Are you alright? - I'm fine.
May!
May!
May, May!
May?
May?
Tsung!
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