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Oh, come on, Andy, man. You gotta earn
the burn, baby.
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Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, what are
you doing?
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Oh,
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just pumping some iron.
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I want to look good for Alicia when she
makes her deliveries.
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The other day, she said if I worked out,
I'd look hotter.
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You know what would make you look
hotter?
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Some pink ling warmers to go with those
pink dumbbells.
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I stole them from Dana. Nine years ago,
she borrowed my favorite pie tin and
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never returned it.
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Vengeance, thy name is Dumbbell.
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Come on, son of a gun. Where's Alicia?
She's usually here by now.
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You know she's got a boyfriend, right?
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Yes, I'm aware of that.
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But when an A -plus chick compliments
you, Jim, it gives you the confidence to
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hit on the C -minuses.
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Hell, with these guns, I may even go for
a solid C.
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Every doctor you've been to has begged
you to exercise and you want a second
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opinion.
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But some cute blonde in brown pants
says... Oh, please, come on. You suck in
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your gut when she comes by.
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You know what that's called?
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Breathing.
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One uses their entire diaphragm for
optimal health.
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Are you saying that a hot chick has no
effect on you at all? I have a hot chick
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at home. Her name is my wife.
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That's all I need.
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And like they say, you know what? Why go
out for hamburger when you get the cow
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for free?
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Oh, God, she's here.
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What are you doing?
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Alicia.
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I didn't know you were coming today.
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All right, working out and looking good.
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Well, it's not about look.
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It's about being healthy.
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attitude.
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I love the smiley face you put over the
eye in gym.
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Oh, well, you know, if you can't put a
smile on someone's face every day,
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the point of getting out of bed?
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Only everyone thought that way.
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There'd be no wars, I'll tell you that.
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That is so true.
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Oh, anyway, I got another package
outside, but it's pretty big. Ah, yeah,
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get it, me.
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What is it, like 60, 70 pounds?
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Because that's how much I'm curling
these days.
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Oh, good.
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You, you keep looking good. Me and the
twins, we'll be right back.
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Hey, someone bought a new shirt.
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See, I told you that's your color.
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You did?
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You know, I don't recall that.
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It so brings out your eyes. Well, that's
good, because you know what? I keep my
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eyes open most of the day, and at night
I, uh...
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I close now.
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You know what else would look awesome on
you?
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What's that? A mustache.
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Come on, get out of here.
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Seriously.
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Mustaches are back. I know because I
have a friend who goes to Rhode Island
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School of Design.
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A mustache?
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I don't know.
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Oh, come on. Would those look cheap on?
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Well, I have been looking for a way to
accent them.
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Well, it's time to get back to work.
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I guess I'd better be heading to my
desk.
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All right, Alicia, bye -bye.
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Andy, Andy, you can drop the axe. She's
gone.
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Yeah, I think I pulled something.
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Oh, baby.
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Anybody need a little top off of juice?
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Daddy, when does your face want to come
back?
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Yeah, you look weird.
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Well, look, it's going to be a little
hard to get used to, that's for sure.
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But a lot of great men had mustaches.
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Albert Einstein, Mike Ditka, Yosemite
Sam.
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Well, thank you, my new favorite.
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Oh, by the way, I borrowed your doll's
comb. Is that all right?
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Keep it.
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Daddy, you look like Aunt Kuka from the
old country.
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That's who it is! Thank you!
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That has been driving me crazy!
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All right, guys, time to get ready for
school.
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Aunt Kuka, please.
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She had a full beard.
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Why don't you sit down? I need to talk
to you about something I think is
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important.
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Sure, sure.
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Anything, my young lord?
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Yes.
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Lose the stache.
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What? Well, honey, I know this is a new
look you wanted to try, and I really
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thought I'd be okay with it, but now
that it's officially a mustache... What
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you talking about?
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This looks good on me.
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Yeah, not so much.
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For your information, there are a lot of
people that think this is really cool.
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Who? You know, people.
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I mean, when you're walking down a mall
and some guy yells, hey, nice mustache,
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you don't stop and say, what's your
name?
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So nobody.
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A guy in the mall.
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Honey, Jim, when you kissed me last
night, you scratched my face.
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Okay, fine. No more kissing. It's not my
favorite part anyway.
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This mustache is an expression of who I
am. Like you women, you know, with your
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burning the bras, the right to vote,
wanting to be astronauts.
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You gotta respect my choice.
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Okay?
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Hear me roar.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to
work.
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Hey. Hi.
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Say hello to the policeman and the
Indian chief for me.
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Conca. Oh, my God, that's it.
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Thank you.
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Look, you know I am all for anything
that covers up Jim's face. But, I mean,
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this is ridiculous. It's got to go. Why
won't he get rid of it? I know.
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Apparently, he's taken a moral stand.
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It's an expression of who he is.
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Well, yeah, he also says that when he
farts.
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No, but what can I do?
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Fight fire with fire.
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Oh, I don't want to grow a mustache.
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Cheryl, I'm saying take something that
Jim loves about you and change it. And
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then when he complains, trade it for the
mustache.
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Exactly. That is brilliant.
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That's brilliant. Thank you. You know, I
got to do something because he's
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starting to twirl the corners and laugh
maniacally.
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Girl?
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I'm right out.
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Hey, Jim, you know, I was thinking about
what you were saying about your
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mustache and how important it is to you.
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And you were right.
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Thank you.
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Yeah,
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you know, you can do whatever you want
with your appearance, and I have
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absolutely no say in the matter. Well,
thank you for respecting my body.
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All right, let's play Magnum P .I. and
Hot Guest Star.
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Chill.
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Chill.
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Chill.
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Cheryl.
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I thought it was time for a change. I
got inspired by your mustache.
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Cheryl.
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Oh, no. What have I done?
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You hate it.
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Cheryl.
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I love it.
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Lose your robe. What?
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Cheryl, you are hot.
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Are you kidding me? No, you're dark and
mysterious.
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Give me some of that brunette sugar,
baby.
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it because you know you're always going
on and on about how much you love my
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blonde hair this this is good
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baby good great okay all right let's
forget about magnum p .i all
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right let's play uh a wounded gi soldier
and lowly italian housewife all right i
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say uh could you help me find my unit
and you say i know
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high school from what i hear oh look at
me
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all blonde and special now i'm just
brunette and boring thank you
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oh my god these are my dumbbells i can't
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believe andy took them wow and you fired
your cleaning woman i have got to find
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a way to get andy back i know Why don't
you talk him into dyeing his hair?
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I didn't know brunettes could be so
snotty.
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I did.
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Oh, hi. Are Jim and Andy here?
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No, but I'm Jim's wife. I can sign for
that. Oh, hi. You're Jim's wife. Oh, Jim
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is the greatest.
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And are you Andy's girlfriend?
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He told me you lived in Canada.
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No, I'm his sister. He stole my
dumbbells.
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Oh. That might be my fault. I'm the one
who told him he should start working
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out. I'm always giving people advice on
how to look better.
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I bet your friends love that. Oh, Jim
and Andy sure do.
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That cool mustache?
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My idea.
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Oh, so we have you to thank for that
mustache.
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Oh, please, it's nothing.
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Jim and Andy just listened to me because
I have a friend who does Rhode Island
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school design.
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Yeah, that must be it.
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We have so much respect for that
institution.
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Listen, Alicia,
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I think it's just great that you're
helping Jim out with his new look.
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You do?
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Stay with me.
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Because, you know, there are so many
things I'd like to get Jim to try, but
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just won't listen to me.
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Men, they never do what you want them
to.
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Really? I don't have that problem.
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What if there were only some way for me
to get Jim to wear what I want?
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Yeah. Hmm.
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Whoa!
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Brain blast!
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Maybe I could suggest something to Jim
for you.
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What a great idea!
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, and don't forget Andy. He really
needs a look.
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Oh, great.
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Well, what do you want to see them in?
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Give us a minute.
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for you, but it totally works. I know.
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Well, I understand it's all the rage in
Rhode Island.
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Hey, honey, would you braveheart for me?
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Please?
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Freedom!
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That is so sexy.
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I'm going to save some of that Scottish
butter cookie for you.
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Tell me about it.
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Andy, what the hell happened to you?
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You cover yourself in cheese?
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I got a spray on tan.
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Look at you. You're wearing a dress.
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This is not a dress. It's a kilt.
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It's what Scottish guys wear to kick
some ass.
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I bet you it's easy to kick ass when all
you have to do is lift a guy's skirt.
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I'm going to rub you up.
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What do you want, Kenny?
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Oh, I need some pencils because I'm out
of pencils.
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Right there.
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dressed as a kilt.
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Kenny, what are you doing?
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Are you taking pictures because I look
weird?
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No. Some of the guys aren't here today
and they'd never believe how great
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you look.
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Let me ask you a question, Kenny. I
don't want you to be truthful.
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Pretend I'm not your boss. I'm just some
guy you met in a bar.
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Oh, I don't go to those kind of bars.
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I guess that answers your question,
loser.
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Loser?
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Tell me, Jim, what do you think he looks
like?
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Like a creepy jack -o' -lantern?
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Get out of here!
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Go!
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All right, Jim.
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I guess there's a better than average
chance we both look ridiculous.
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I can't understand it. Alicia
specifically said I had great calves and
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great in a kilt.
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Since when do you care what Alicia
thinks?
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I don't care what Alicia thinks. But I
do respect the Rhode Island School of
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Design.
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It's very precise. Oh, my God, I'm
wearing a dress!
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And I'm a big gay pumpkin!
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We can sure as hell bet I'm going to ask
her when she drops off those Martin
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plans today.
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No, she already dropped them off.
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She did? Oh, you signed for them? No, I
thought you did.
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No, I wasn't even... Who signed for
them?
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No, no, no, I set you up. You of all
people should know the difference.
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But why me, Cheryl?
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I'm orange everywhere.
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Everywhere!
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It was me, you idiot!
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What'd I ever do to you?
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You stole my dumbbell!
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You had it coming. You took my favorite
pie tin. Oh, any tin with a pie in it is
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your favorite pie tin.
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You know, when I sweat, this stuff runs.
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So? So.
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you have a brand new white couch.
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Cheryl, you let me go out there wearing
a dress.
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No, Jim, it's a kilt. It's a dress!
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I know you talked to Alicia, didn't you?
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Oh, you mean the talking rack who just
loves your mustache?
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Cheryl, Alicia is a valued colleague of
mine whose opinion I respect.
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And besides, she has a friend that goes
to the... I know, I know, I know. The
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Rhode Island School of Design.
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Hey, hey, I have a friend in medical
school. Can I take out your appendix?
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Yes, you can.
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There, I win.
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You know what I want to know?
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Why did you listen to her over me?
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Cheryl, it's a very complicated issue.
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And frankly, the subtleties, I don't
think you're going to be able to grasp.
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Because the hot chick thought you were
cute?
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That would be it.
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Okay, I win, honestly.
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Wait, wait, Jim, come back here.
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I'm your wife, Jim.
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I love your face the way it is.
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It's the first thing I see in the
morning and the last thing I see at
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It's a face I've kissed for the last 13
years and I will for the next 50.
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Come on.
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Doesn't that mean more than what some
young, hot chick says?
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Not really.
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Ow!
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Oh, come on, Cheryl, I love you like
crazy.
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But I'm a guy.
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It's normal for a guy to get a little
jolt when a, you know, chick that's not
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your wife gives you a little attention.
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Why? Well, you know, it makes you feel
like you still got it.
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Oh, come on, Cheryl. You know what I'm
talking about.
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How about when those three bag boys
carry one loaf of bread to your car for
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All right, I'll give you that.
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All right, we agree.
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So, I want two and this one's a push.
Let's go eat.
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What's really bothering me?
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Oh, man.
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Why do we have to go to what's really
bothering me after I went two out of
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three?
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Hey, close your legs, Sharon Stone.
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Here it is. You chose Alicia over me.
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No, I didn't. Yes, you did. You did.
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You knew I hated that mustache, and you
kept it anyway.
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That makes her more important than me.
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You know I would never do that to you.
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Well, in my defense, I really didn't
bother to think about it.
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Well, think about it now.
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Now, come on, Cheryl.
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You know you're the most important woman
in the world to me.
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Is that potato chip?
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Taco shell.
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All right.
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I'll go shave it off.
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Oh, thank you. Hey, but honey, don't...
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Don't take off the kilt just yet.
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Why not?
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Well, I always wanted to go to Scotland,
and you do have amazing calves.
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Oh, actually, I do, don't I?
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And a terrible Scottish accent. Aye,
that too.
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Don't I like my hair this way?
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Yes. Doesn't it bother you that it
doesn't really look like me?
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No, I get the best of both worlds. I get
to be with another woman, and you're
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there too.
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