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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,903 --> 00:00:04,104 (CHORUS CHANTING RHYTHMICALLY) 2 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:38,372 MODERATOR: Thank you. 3 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,474 Now, would anyone else like to share? 4 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:45,713 I'm Tami. 5 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,381 -GROUP: Hi, Tami. -Hi. 6 00:00:48,950 --> 00:00:50,552 Things have been okay. 7 00:00:51,019 --> 00:00:52,687 Yeah. Um... 8 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:57,424 Still really hoping to get a bigger car. 9 00:00:57,525 --> 00:01:00,494 (CHUCKLES) It's one of our goals for TSDY. 10 00:01:00,595 --> 00:01:01,428 Uh, sorry. 11 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:04,431 Um... Try Something Different Year. 12 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:08,135 It's like a thing we found online. 13 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:11,039 We decided to try it out once I got better. 14 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:12,306 Um... 15 00:01:14,676 --> 00:01:15,677 Uh... 16 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:19,581 I've been cancer-free for 12 months. 17 00:01:21,783 --> 00:01:23,651 But, um... 18 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,620 You know, I still just live with the terror 19 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:26,721 that it's gonna come back. 20 00:01:27,956 --> 00:01:29,557 It's not coming back. 21 00:01:31,059 --> 00:01:32,894 (TAMI SCOFFS) 22 00:01:32,994 --> 00:01:34,428 He always says that, but, you know, 23 00:01:34,529 --> 00:01:36,430 I just have a lot of anxiety. 24 00:01:37,732 --> 00:01:40,300 Focusing on my business really helps. 25 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,401 Um... 26 00:01:42,637 --> 00:01:43,437 (LAUGHS) 27 00:01:43,538 --> 00:01:46,306 My friend Devin makes me laugh hard. 28 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,643 -So... -Devin? 29 00:01:49,844 --> 00:01:51,512 Yeah, my ex. The firefighter. 30 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:56,116 Um, rekindling that friendship has... 31 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,886 it's really helped me. 32 00:01:58,987 --> 00:02:01,388 You know, community is so important. 33 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:04,859 But I worry. 34 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:08,630 Will I ever see my son graduate? 35 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,300 Will I ever orgasm again? 36 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:19,073 Sorry. This is, uh, not so exciting, 37 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:21,943 but this group really helps, so, thank you. 38 00:02:22,043 --> 00:02:23,310 MODERATOR: Yeah. TAMI: Hmm. 39 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:24,912 MODERATOR: Craig. 40 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:27,414 Anything you wanna share? 41 00:02:29,884 --> 00:02:31,686 Everything is really awesome. 42 00:02:33,021 --> 00:02:34,689 Tami deserves a parade. 43 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,325 And I'm orgasming fine. 44 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,595 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 45 00:02:45,099 --> 00:02:46,701 WOMAN: I'll share, I'll share. 46 00:02:46,801 --> 00:02:50,905 Um... this has been a great week for me. 47 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:55,076 TAMI: Craig. 48 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,679 The mailman screwed up again. 49 00:02:57,779 --> 00:02:59,614 Can you bring the package to the neighbor's? 50 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:06,854 (PHONE RINGING) 51 00:03:08,089 --> 00:03:09,289 Craig Waterman. 52 00:03:09,824 --> 00:03:11,059 Yeah. 53 00:03:11,159 --> 00:03:13,127 Yeah. I'm in the car now. 54 00:03:13,226 --> 00:03:14,562 Actually, I'm in the parking lot. 55 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:16,296 I'll be up there in two seconds. 56 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:18,398 Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Bye. 57 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:38,251 Hello? 58 00:03:39,654 --> 00:03:40,955 Hello? 59 00:03:44,192 --> 00:03:45,593 (MAN CLEARS THROAT) 60 00:03:48,129 --> 00:03:49,697 MAN: Hi. 61 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:50,832 Howdy. 62 00:03:50,932 --> 00:03:52,934 Are you... Austin? 63 00:03:53,968 --> 00:03:54,969 Guilty. 64 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:57,638 Yeah, the, uh, mailman screwed up. 65 00:03:57,739 --> 00:04:00,575 Uh, I'm down there at the end of the block there. 66 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:03,211 Oh, with the "for sale" sign? 67 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:06,180 Yeah. About to leave the neighborhood. 68 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:07,548 It's a bummer. Wish I could've gotten 69 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:09,917 to know you, but yeah, we're leaving. 70 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:11,185 Sorry about this. 71 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:12,252 Oh, not your fault. 72 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:14,122 It's the mailman, he always messes up. 73 00:04:14,222 --> 00:04:16,289 Oh, well, it's gonna happen, I guess. 74 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:18,325 Yeah. I didn't open it or look in or anything. 75 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,327 -I know that that's illegal. -Oh. 76 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,396 -Thank you. -Yep. No worries. 77 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:24,932 Hey, I didn't catch your name, by the way. 78 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:27,334 Oh, it's, uh, Craig Waterman. 79 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:31,404 Stay curious, Craig Waterman. 80 00:04:32,140 --> 00:04:33,908 You too, Austin. 81 00:04:34,008 --> 00:04:35,977 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 82 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:46,353 (DOWNTEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) 83 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:57,464 Full mug coming through here. 84 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:59,066 Careful, careful, careful. 85 00:04:59,167 --> 00:05:00,333 Full mug. 86 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,439 MAN: Hey, java king! 87 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:08,509 Fuckin' moron. 88 00:05:11,946 --> 00:05:13,413 (OVER PHONE) Nicholas from Serotonin Solutions. 89 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,715 -(LINE BEEPS) -MAN: Sam is on. 90 00:05:14,816 --> 00:05:16,150 -How was everyone's weekend? - (LINE BEEPS) 91 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:18,920 (OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS OVER PHONE) 92 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:26,794 (DOWNTEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES) 93 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,375 TAMI: I need to get a bigger car. 94 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:43,611 I know. Let's sell the house first. 95 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:44,712 I can't fit this stuff. 96 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:46,614 Look what happened, it fell over. 97 00:05:47,682 --> 00:05:50,017 CRAIG: Hey, Shannon. Hey, gang. 98 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:50,885 TAMI: Hi. 99 00:05:50,985 --> 00:05:53,020 CRAIG: You didn't steal anything, did you? 100 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,556 House has got good bones, right? 101 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:58,092 Sorry my wife's stuff was everywhere. 102 00:05:58,192 --> 00:05:59,227 Yeah. 103 00:05:59,327 --> 00:06:00,528 -Beautiful neighborhood too. -MAN: Yeah. 104 00:06:00,628 --> 00:06:02,096 Nice people there. 105 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:03,898 Really good people there. 106 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,334 You have a good day. 107 00:06:06,433 --> 00:06:07,602 Awesome. 108 00:06:09,237 --> 00:06:10,403 Shit. 109 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:12,773 Didn't even fucking talk to me. 110 00:06:12,874 --> 00:06:14,342 TAMI: Can you put that in the front? 111 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:15,543 Like, try and find a spot? 112 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:16,744 I don't know where to put it. 113 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:19,446 Yes, yes, yes. Ow, I got water on me! 114 00:06:20,982 --> 00:06:22,016 TAMI: Stevie. 115 00:06:22,116 --> 00:06:24,018 Can you pass me that, please? 116 00:06:29,123 --> 00:06:30,858 (STEVIE EXHALES) 117 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:32,026 Super beautiful. 118 00:06:32,126 --> 00:06:33,493 -Thank you. -What are those? 119 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:35,730 Oh, honey. The new neighbor Austin, 120 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:37,798 he brought these over for us earlier. 121 00:06:37,899 --> 00:06:40,234 He also invited you over for a drink 122 00:06:40,334 --> 00:06:42,503 at 8:00 tonight. I said you'd go. 123 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:45,039 You don't know my schedule. 124 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,474 You sit there every night. 125 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:48,609 It might be nice to have a pal, 126 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:49,777 -you know, a bud. -(PHONE RINGING) 127 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:52,445 Hello, Tami's Florals. Steven speaking. 128 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:54,181 Just welcome him to the neighborhood. 129 00:06:54,282 --> 00:06:55,448 There's a new Marvel out 130 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:57,051 that's supposed to be nuts. 131 00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:58,352 We should go see that. 132 00:06:58,485 --> 00:07:00,922 Uh, my ex-boyfriend Devin, 133 00:07:01,022 --> 00:07:04,025 he invited me out for a drink tonight. 134 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:05,660 -STEVIE: Thank you so much. -(RECEIVER THUDS) 135 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,362 Okay. Two Luna arrangements for a 90th. 136 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:09,496 Extra lavender. 137 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:11,899 Stevie, your mom's abandoning us. 138 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:12,767 It's just you and I. 139 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,568 We gotta go see that Marvel tonight. 140 00:07:14,669 --> 00:07:15,836 I already saw it. It's sort of... 141 00:07:15,937 --> 00:07:18,339 Ah! Don't spoil it. Do not spoil it. 142 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,707 What's going on? 143 00:07:20,374 --> 00:07:21,976 Honey. 144 00:07:22,076 --> 00:07:23,945 Please don't go out with this fucking 145 00:07:24,045 --> 00:07:25,413 dumb clown tonight. 146 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:27,648 You and I, we'll go see this new Marvel. 147 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,717 People are saying it's actually nuts. 148 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,018 It's driving people crazy. 149 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:34,487 STEVIE: (SCATTING TUNE) It's nacho, nacho time! 150 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:36,223 Never... (HUMMING TUNE) 151 00:07:36,324 --> 00:07:37,358 Never underestimate the nacho. 152 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,160 Yummy. Oh, good work. 153 00:07:39,260 --> 00:07:40,428 BOTH: Mwah! 154 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:41,529 Delicious, huh? 155 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:42,663 -TAMI: It's good. -Anyway, I gotta go. 156 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:44,432 -But I love you. -TAMI: Have fun. 157 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:45,866 STEVIE: See you later. Thank you. 158 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:48,468 You guys kiss each other on the lips? 159 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,905 Honey. Go. 160 00:07:51,405 --> 00:07:52,573 You... 161 00:07:53,174 --> 00:07:54,909 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 162 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:03,150 (ROCK MUSIC FAINTLY PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 163 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:08,923 -AUSTIN: Mmm. -(SNIFFLES) 164 00:08:11,459 --> 00:08:13,361 Oh, you know, I, uh, 165 00:08:13,461 --> 00:08:15,296 I actually got those speed bumps 166 00:08:15,396 --> 00:08:17,198 put in on our street. 167 00:08:17,298 --> 00:08:18,666 Yeah. It was a frickin' nightmare 168 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,434 dealing with the city. 169 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:21,702 But now the whole neighborhood's 170 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:23,604 not a goddamn racetrack. 171 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,039 Well, thank you. 172 00:08:25,139 --> 00:08:26,007 Welcome. 173 00:08:26,107 --> 00:08:27,608 Well, what do you do for a living? 174 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:30,711 Well, I dabble in a few things, but, uh, 175 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,413 I pay those criminals at the bank 176 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:34,248 by covering the weather for Channel Three. 177 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,985 You're a weatherman? 178 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:40,421 I usually work evenings, 179 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:42,123 but I got tonight off. 180 00:08:42,223 --> 00:08:43,491 I knew you looked familiar. 181 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:46,060 That's so awesome. 182 00:08:46,861 --> 00:08:48,362 What do you do for a living? 183 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:51,432 I work for a company called Universal Digital Innovations. 184 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:52,500 We work with clients 185 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,001 who are trying to make their products 186 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:54,902 more habit forming. 187 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,771 I work with apps, specifically. 188 00:08:56,871 --> 00:08:58,072 Like... 189 00:08:58,172 --> 00:09:00,241 trying to get people addicted to products? 190 00:09:00,341 --> 00:09:04,178 Uh... we prefer to use the term "habit forming." 191 00:09:04,278 --> 00:09:07,481 It appeals to the most primal aspects of the brain. 192 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:09,216 So when the person tries to detach themselves 193 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:12,386 from the product, they become extremely displeased 194 00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:14,355 and they just continue using it. 195 00:09:14,455 --> 00:09:16,657 (EXHALES) Fucking brutal. 196 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,325 (ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING) 197 00:09:18,426 --> 00:09:19,927 Yeah, it's brutal. 198 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:22,897 I got a product you might like. 199 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:25,833 All right. 200 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:28,602 Porno mag? 201 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:29,703 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 202 00:09:29,804 --> 00:09:31,138 AUSTIN: Better. 203 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:32,807 Look familiar? 204 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,242 That's the box from my yard. 205 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,150 What's this? 206 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,420 AUSTIN: That's a 400,000-year-old 207 00:09:46,521 --> 00:09:50,559 stone hand axe carved by Homo Erectus. 208 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:53,928 These are the first human objects ever made. 209 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,297 You're holding the very same tool 210 00:09:56,397 --> 00:10:01,602 that some ancient person held on in East African Savannah. 211 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:06,541 As they paused in awe to watch the land 212 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:11,245 swallow the burning golden ball in the sky. 213 00:10:11,345 --> 00:10:13,380 (MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 214 00:10:20,221 --> 00:10:21,222 (GASPS) 215 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:23,057 Whoa, buddy. 216 00:10:24,158 --> 00:10:25,159 Oh! 217 00:10:25,259 --> 00:10:26,260 Oh... 218 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:27,928 Shoot! Uh... 219 00:10:28,496 --> 00:10:29,964 Oh, I'm so sorry. 220 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,499 I am so sorry. This never... 221 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,168 Oh, fuck. 222 00:10:34,268 --> 00:10:35,936 Let's go somewhere. 223 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:36,871 Uh... 224 00:10:36,971 --> 00:10:38,806 It's a school night for me. 225 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,774 I'll get you a clean shirt. 226 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,579 (CHUCKLES) 227 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,013 Okay. 228 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,248 All right. 229 00:10:47,348 --> 00:10:49,850 (PUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 230 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,290 (MUSIC STOPS) 231 00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:03,598 What's here? 232 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:04,798 AUSTIN: Come on, come on. 233 00:11:04,899 --> 00:11:06,267 (CHAINS RATTLING) 234 00:11:07,502 --> 00:11:08,702 This way. 235 00:11:09,904 --> 00:11:11,772 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 236 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:17,344 Quick! 237 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:18,613 Before the pigs see us. 238 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:19,680 (FOOTSTEPS RUNNING) 239 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:20,981 (HUFFS) 240 00:11:24,018 --> 00:11:25,786 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 241 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:37,164 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 242 00:11:55,684 --> 00:11:56,651 AUSTIN: It's the Aqueduct. 243 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,320 It was built in 1837. Look at this. 244 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:00,888 It connects the entire city. 245 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,624 (CHUCKLES) Oh, my God. 246 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,391 Aw, fuck! 247 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,760 I got stuff all over me. 248 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,029 Ah, it looks like OVD's gonna get 249 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,831 a little bit more of my money. 250 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,100 -OV what? -Ocean View Dining. 251 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,169 It's the only clothes that fit me just right. 252 00:12:15,269 --> 00:12:16,571 Hmm. 253 00:12:16,671 --> 00:12:18,506 -Wow. Looks good. -Yeah. 254 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,040 Yeah, this is all OVD. 255 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:20,908 Nice. 256 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:23,010 -All this is. Yeah. -All right. 257 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,778 CRAIG: They even make food. 258 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,084 This way. 259 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,393 (GRUNTING) 260 00:12:43,364 --> 00:12:44,365 All right. 261 00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:46,333 (GRUNTS) 262 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,636 -There you go. -(GRUNTS) 263 00:12:47,736 --> 00:12:49,436 Come on. You got it. 264 00:12:49,537 --> 00:12:50,538 (GROANS) 265 00:12:51,506 --> 00:12:52,806 Grab my hand. 266 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,576 There you go. There you go. 267 00:12:54,676 --> 00:12:55,677 (CRAIG STRAINING) 268 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:56,977 AUSTIN: You okay? You got it. 269 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,412 Pull up, pull up. Pull up. 270 00:12:58,513 --> 00:13:00,347 (SCREAMING LOUDLY) 271 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,782 You got it. 272 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:02,916 -There you go. -Oh... 273 00:13:03,017 --> 00:13:04,051 -You okay? -(PANTING) 274 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,452 -You all right? -Yeah. 275 00:13:05,553 --> 00:13:07,454 All right. (LAUGHS) 276 00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:08,657 Nice job. 277 00:13:08,757 --> 00:13:09,957 Thank you. 278 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,327 What's wrong? 279 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,496 Lost my shoe. 280 00:13:16,531 --> 00:13:17,632 AUSTIN: Oh. 281 00:13:17,732 --> 00:13:19,266 Ah, we'll get it on the way back. 282 00:13:19,701 --> 00:13:20,934 Come on. 283 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,271 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 284 00:13:26,741 --> 00:13:28,610 This is so cool. 285 00:13:28,710 --> 00:13:31,812 Oh, yeah, there's a way into the building through here. 286 00:13:42,423 --> 00:13:44,058 Oh, my God! 287 00:13:44,158 --> 00:13:45,859 Oh... I thought that was a guy. 288 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:46,994 (CHUCKLES) 289 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:48,362 Where the hell are we? 290 00:13:48,462 --> 00:13:49,798 City Hall. Come on. 291 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,231 What? 292 00:13:52,767 --> 00:13:53,735 (MATCH STRIKES) 293 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,336 (SIREN BLARING IN DISTANCE) 294 00:13:58,205 --> 00:13:59,173 Oh. 295 00:14:01,075 --> 00:14:03,578 It's a normal ciggie, it's not cannabis. 296 00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:05,479 Oh. Excellent. 297 00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:09,116 Oh, hey. 298 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,351 My band's playing tomorrow night. 299 00:14:10,451 --> 00:14:11,218 Bring Tami. 300 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,822 Your frickin' band? You're in a band? 301 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,790 Yeah, it's gonna be a big show. 302 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:18,760 Hopefully my boss doesn't make me work. 303 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:19,828 I tell ya... 304 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,596 I am so over nightly news. 305 00:14:21,696 --> 00:14:22,863 I wanna do mornings. 306 00:14:23,565 --> 00:14:24,498 Why don't you just ask? 307 00:14:24,599 --> 00:14:25,567 (SCOFFS) 308 00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,602 I wanted my own office at work. 309 00:14:27,702 --> 00:14:28,969 I just asked. 310 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,839 (HESITATES) Did you get it? 311 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,973 Eat in there alone every single day. 312 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,409 I can eat whatever the hell I want. 313 00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:37,044 Something big and messy. 314 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:40,782 Something really embarrassing I don't want anybody to see. 315 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,282 Something that stinks. 316 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,386 All you gotta do is ask. 317 00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:50,625 You'll be on the list tomorrow night, rock star. 318 00:14:50,725 --> 00:14:52,126 I'll be there, rock star. 319 00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:53,528 -(LAUGHS) All right. -(BOTTLES CLINK) 320 00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:56,897 Eh! 321 00:14:57,732 --> 00:14:59,801 -You crack me up. -I do? 322 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,669 You crack me up. 323 00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,437 Yeah! (ECHOES) 324 00:15:03,872 --> 00:15:04,806 AUSTIN: Yeah! (ECHOES) 325 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,106 (CRAIG LAUGHING) 326 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,577 AUSTIN ON TV: All right, friends. That's it. 327 00:15:09,677 --> 00:15:10,779 That's our national forecast. 328 00:15:10,879 --> 00:15:12,379 Take care of yourselves out there 329 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,248 and we'll see you tomorrow night. 330 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,985 I'm not clicking anything. 331 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,789 I think my clicker ran out of batteries. 332 00:15:20,889 --> 00:15:21,955 I tell ya, sometimes I feel like 333 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,157 I've run out of batteries. 334 00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:25,192 I gotta go change my double A's. 335 00:15:25,827 --> 00:15:27,294 See ya tomorrow night. 336 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,129 (CROWD CHEERING) 337 00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:33,735 (OVER MIC) All right. 338 00:15:33,835 --> 00:15:34,836 How y'all doing? 339 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,937 (CROWD CHEERING) 340 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,006 Sorry about the tie, I just got off work. 341 00:15:39,908 --> 00:15:41,208 We're Mayor Nichols Sucks. 342 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,812 -(DRUMSTICKS CLICKING) -(ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING) 343 00:15:43,912 --> 00:15:45,713 This song goes out to my wife, Bianca. 344 00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,582 (BAND PLAYS ROCK MUSIC) 345 00:15:50,652 --> 00:15:53,353 ♪ I just want to enter the night ♪ 346 00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:57,991 ♪ Cut the dark open with a knife ♪ 347 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,127 ♪ Out there's the courage to fight ♪ 348 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:03,565 (BAND FADES INTO SOMBER MUSIC) 349 00:16:03,665 --> 00:16:05,299 (INAUDIBLE) 350 00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:20,882 (BAND FADES BACK IN) 351 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,015 (MUSIC STOPS) 352 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:25,252 (CROWD CHEERS) 353 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,991 I feel like we need to add something that 354 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,695 makes the user feel expressed or judged. 355 00:16:33,795 --> 00:16:37,030 So they keep coming back to use it over and over again. 356 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,031 Like... like, here. 357 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,199 You see the... 358 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,935 They have the key emoji down there. 359 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,002 -See that key? -(PHONE BUZZING) 360 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,204 Someone named Austin Neighbor Weatherman 361 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,339 -is calling you. -(PHONE BUZZING) 362 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,709 (SIGHS) One second. Pardon me. 363 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:49,309 Hey, buddy. 364 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,211 AUSTIN: Hey, Craigy. Hey, whatcha up to? 365 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,648 Just boring old crap, really. 366 00:16:53,748 --> 00:16:54,849 (LAUGHS) I hear you. 367 00:16:54,949 --> 00:16:58,085 Hey, quick question. You up for going on an adventure? 368 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,053 -When? -When? Right now. 369 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,421 -Right now? -Yes. 370 00:17:02,724 --> 00:17:03,791 AUSTIN: Smooth cap. 371 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,693 Forked gills along the stipe. 372 00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:08,630 Throw that on your grill with a little butter, 373 00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:10,364 got yourself a meal. 374 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:11,431 Go on, smell it. 375 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,537 Oh, wow. That's vanilla. 376 00:17:15,637 --> 00:17:18,773 You know, I can't stop thinking about your band. 377 00:17:18,873 --> 00:17:20,942 That's so fucking amazing. 378 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,442 Thanks, bud. 379 00:17:22,544 --> 00:17:23,678 You play anything? 380 00:17:23,778 --> 00:17:26,714 Nah, I always wanted to play drums, but just... 381 00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:28,115 didn't. 382 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,517 Get yourself a set. We'll jam. 383 00:17:29,617 --> 00:17:31,586 Play some punk music or something. 384 00:17:31,686 --> 00:17:34,421 Look, it isn't about how well you play. 385 00:17:34,522 --> 00:17:36,558 It's about how passionate you are. 386 00:17:37,559 --> 00:17:39,794 Oh, wow. Drums. 387 00:17:39,894 --> 00:17:41,061 Yeah. Well... 388 00:17:41,796 --> 00:17:43,297 What color would I get? 389 00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:45,533 I guess it probably doesn't matter what col... 390 00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:46,768 Well, actually, it might matter... 391 00:17:46,868 --> 00:17:47,969 Oh, shit! 392 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,004 Oh, shit! Help! 393 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,172 Help me! Help me! Oh, my God, help! 394 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:55,375 -I got you. -Oh, Jesus! 395 00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:57,879 What the hell? 396 00:17:57,979 --> 00:18:00,113 Well, looks like Ocean View Dining's 397 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,583 gonna get more of your money. 398 00:18:01,683 --> 00:18:02,650 (BOTH LAUGH) 399 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:05,587 Yeah. Honestly though, their new fall collection, 400 00:18:05,687 --> 00:18:07,120 it looks superb. 401 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,189 I'm really excited about it. 402 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,993 Oh, shit, my phone! 403 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,596 Oh, fuck! My phone! 404 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,496 Can... Can you call it? 405 00:18:16,598 --> 00:18:18,800 -Can you call it? -I don't have a phone. 406 00:18:19,701 --> 00:18:21,168 CRAIG: Are you insane? 407 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,504 I'm looking at a free man right now. 408 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,239 Come on. 409 00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:28,141 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 410 00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:33,548 (GROANS) Look at this. 411 00:18:33,648 --> 00:18:34,582 Oh... 412 00:18:34,682 --> 00:18:36,651 -Yeah. -Crap. 413 00:18:36,751 --> 00:18:38,920 Oh, look at this. 414 00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:41,321 (CHUCKLES) Oh, man, that's cherry. 415 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,523 Whoa! 416 00:18:42,624 --> 00:18:43,725 Oh, yeah. 417 00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:44,792 CRAIG: Oh! 418 00:18:44,892 --> 00:18:46,360 This is my dream car. 419 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,196 I hope you get it one day. 420 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,833 This thing is absolutely cherry. 421 00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:53,034 Yeah. 422 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,302 Well, it might happen sooner than you think. 423 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,471 I took your advice. 424 00:18:57,572 --> 00:18:59,841 They offered me the morning news slot. 425 00:18:59,941 --> 00:19:01,274 Oh, my God! 426 00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,044 -Really? -Yep. 427 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,046 Congratulations! Holy crap. 428 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,480 Thank you, buddy. Truly. 429 00:19:06,581 --> 00:19:08,215 Now, if I get this stupid car, 430 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,851 you're going for the first ride. 431 00:19:09,951 --> 00:19:11,753 I promise. You're good luck. 432 00:19:11,853 --> 00:19:13,621 (LAUGHS) I'm good luck. 433 00:19:14,122 --> 00:19:15,089 Yes, you are. 434 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,157 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 435 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,829 CRAIG: I can see the future. 436 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,833 (BOTTLES CLINKING) 437 00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:29,570 It's full of pals. 438 00:19:31,139 --> 00:19:32,239 BIANCA: My husband! 439 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,842 Somebody help us, please! 440 00:19:34,942 --> 00:19:36,443 CRAIG: Helping pals. 441 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,680 I got you, buddy. 442 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,283 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 443 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:46,954 Thank you, Craig. 444 00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:48,255 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 445 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,957 MAN: Oh, it's so cold out there. 446 00:19:51,425 --> 00:19:52,960 CRAIG: And being a boss. 447 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,063 Civilization has collapsed. 448 00:19:55,163 --> 00:19:57,464 But Craig has led us to the future. 449 00:19:57,565 --> 00:19:58,566 To Craig! 450 00:19:58,666 --> 00:19:59,801 CROWD: To Craig! 451 00:19:59,901 --> 00:20:01,368 (CROWD CHEERS) 452 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:04,505 The neighborhood would be a racetrack without you. 453 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,809 (GOGGLES CLICKS, BEEPING) 454 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,416 CRAIG: I'm on the edge of life... 455 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,954 and the view is gorgeous. 456 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,896 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC FADES) 457 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,700 -(IMITATES KNOCKING) -(GASPS) 458 00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:35,302 -(IMITATES KNOCKING) -What the... 459 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,437 -(CHUCKLES) -What are you doing? 460 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,541 Can I wake you up with a lick? 461 00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:43,310 -A lick? -Yeah. 462 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,179 -Is the door locked? -Yeah. 463 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,246 -Yeah. -Okay. 464 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,447 STEVIE: Something's burning! 465 00:20:47,548 --> 00:20:49,416 -Fuck! -Something's burning? 466 00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:52,486 (PUNK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 467 00:21:02,864 --> 00:21:04,264 What did you do? 468 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,901 I hope you like wild mushrooms on toast, honey. 469 00:21:07,969 --> 00:21:08,970 What? 470 00:21:09,837 --> 00:21:10,738 What? 471 00:21:10,838 --> 00:21:12,807 Seriously, what? What happened? What'd you do? 472 00:21:12,907 --> 00:21:13,975 Nothing. 473 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,779 -Hi. -Good morning. 474 00:21:17,879 --> 00:21:18,880 You like this? 475 00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:19,947 -Punk? -Yeah. 476 00:21:20,047 --> 00:21:21,149 Oh, yeah, I like punk. 477 00:21:21,249 --> 00:21:22,583 (LAUGHS) Fuck yeah. 478 00:21:22,683 --> 00:21:24,018 You don't listen to music. 479 00:21:24,118 --> 00:21:25,418 CRAIG: Yeah, I do. I listen to punk. 480 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,922 I even took a walk this morning. 481 00:21:28,022 --> 00:21:30,525 Got up. Went for a full walk. 482 00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:32,627 Picked some of those flowers right there. 483 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,629 You made these? 484 00:21:34,729 --> 00:21:35,730 Yeah. 485 00:21:36,697 --> 00:21:38,065 Oh, shit, tastes like McDonald's. 486 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,233 (CHUCKLES) 487 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:41,269 -I love it. So good. -Thanks. 488 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:42,937 STEVIE: Okay, I'll see you guys. 489 00:21:43,037 --> 00:21:44,304 -Love you. -STEVIE: Love you. 490 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:45,606 CRAIG: Austin invited me to hang out 491 00:21:45,706 --> 00:21:48,009 with some of his buddies tonight. 492 00:21:48,109 --> 00:21:49,911 They seem like pretty cool guys. 493 00:21:50,011 --> 00:21:51,078 Wow, honey. 494 00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:53,380 (PUNK MUSIC CONTINUES) 495 00:22:01,055 --> 00:22:04,525 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 496 00:22:05,059 --> 00:22:06,027 MAN: You boys want a drink? 497 00:22:06,127 --> 00:22:07,427 MAN 2: It might be all night. 498 00:22:07,528 --> 00:22:09,030 -Hey, how are you? -Good. 499 00:22:09,130 --> 00:22:11,065 I'm Craig. Austin invited me. 500 00:22:11,165 --> 00:22:13,000 Oh, there he is! 501 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,769 All right. Hey, guys. 502 00:22:14,869 --> 00:22:17,638 This is my neighbor, Craig. He's the best. 503 00:22:17,738 --> 00:22:20,241 MAN 3: Hey, hey! To the new morning weatherman! 504 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,677 -(MEN CHEERING) -AUSTIN: Aw! You guys, aw. 505 00:22:22,777 --> 00:22:23,744 This is the one! 506 00:22:23,845 --> 00:22:25,478 AUSTIN: I'll drink to that. I'll drink to that. 507 00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:27,048 -Appreciate it. -MAN 3: All right. 508 00:22:27,148 --> 00:22:28,348 It's great to talk to you, Chris. 509 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,851 Hey, I'm... I'm gonna grab another brew. 510 00:22:29,951 --> 00:22:31,519 (SNIFFLES) All right. Yeah, for sure. 511 00:22:31,619 --> 00:22:32,854 I'll see you inside, all right. 512 00:22:32,954 --> 00:22:33,955 Yeah. 513 00:22:34,055 --> 00:22:35,089 (CLEARS THROAT) 514 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:38,092 (SIGHS) You're smart. 515 00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:40,728 You have a good job. 516 00:22:40,828 --> 00:22:42,930 There's nothing to be nervous about. 517 00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,131 Just be yourself. 518 00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:45,766 You're a frickin' prince. 519 00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:49,971 (DOOR THUDS) 520 00:22:50,071 --> 00:22:51,572 (BEER BOTTLE CLATTERS) 521 00:23:02,183 --> 00:23:03,383 AUSTIN: You okay? 522 00:23:04,986 --> 00:23:06,187 Thought it was open. 523 00:23:06,287 --> 00:23:08,623 You... you hit that hard. 524 00:23:08,723 --> 00:23:10,024 Can I use your restroom really fast? 525 00:23:10,124 --> 00:23:11,759 (GLASS SHATTERS) 526 00:23:20,701 --> 00:23:22,603 So how'd y'all meet? 527 00:23:22,703 --> 00:23:25,907 (ALL CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY) 528 00:23:26,007 --> 00:23:29,409 (ALL LAUGHING) 529 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:34,115 (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) 530 00:23:38,753 --> 00:23:40,988 That reminds me, Zed ran into me at the mall 531 00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:42,290 and I was all stressed out. 532 00:23:42,390 --> 00:23:44,859 I was buying a bra for my daughter. 533 00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:47,628 I mean, she's 13 and she's already a size C. 534 00:23:47,728 --> 00:23:49,964 And, uh, you know, I was just spiraling. 535 00:23:50,064 --> 00:23:53,701 But I just... I see the way that guys look at her. 536 00:23:53,801 --> 00:23:55,803 You know, I'm just... I'm scared. 537 00:23:55,903 --> 00:23:58,372 Hmm. I'm sorry you're going through that, man. 538 00:23:58,471 --> 00:23:59,874 AUSTIN: You know we're here for you anytime. 539 00:23:59,974 --> 00:24:02,276 Right? Sheila's lucky to have a dad like you. 540 00:24:02,376 --> 00:24:03,377 MAN: Ah. 541 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:05,179 ZED: Yeah. Yeah, man. 542 00:24:06,747 --> 00:24:10,751 ♪ Boy, you should know that ♪ 543 00:24:10,851 --> 00:24:15,022 ♪ I've got you on my mind ♪ 544 00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:18,659 ♪ Your secret admirer ♪ 545 00:24:19,593 --> 00:24:22,563 ♪ I've been watching you ♪ 546 00:24:22,663 --> 00:24:26,567 ALL: ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 547 00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:30,137 ♪ I want to be Your baby maybe ♪ 548 00:24:30,237 --> 00:24:34,275 ♪ If your game is on Give me a call, boo ♪ 549 00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:38,379 ♪ If your love is strong Gonna give my all to you ♪ 550 00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:42,183 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 551 00:24:42,283 --> 00:24:44,685 ♪ I want to be your baby... ♪ 552 00:24:44,785 --> 00:24:47,254 (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) 553 00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:55,229 All right. Who's next? Who's next? 554 00:24:55,329 --> 00:24:57,198 Yo! Let's get the new guy in there. 555 00:24:57,298 --> 00:24:58,265 ZED: Hey. 556 00:24:58,366 --> 00:24:59,467 MAN: Get him, Craig. Hit him! 557 00:24:59,567 --> 00:25:00,634 -All right, all right. -ZED: Come on! 558 00:25:00,735 --> 00:25:03,137 -MAN: Get him! -All right. Here we go. 559 00:25:03,237 --> 00:25:04,405 -(MAN LAUGHS) -All right! 560 00:25:04,505 --> 00:25:05,906 Everybody watch out for my face. 561 00:25:06,007 --> 00:25:08,476 Some of us have calls with CEOs tomorrow. 562 00:25:08,576 --> 00:25:09,677 (ALL LAUGHING) 563 00:25:09,777 --> 00:25:11,012 We got a big shot in the house. 564 00:25:11,112 --> 00:25:12,113 ZED: Focus. 565 00:25:12,213 --> 00:25:13,214 MAN 2: Come on, Craig! 566 00:25:13,314 --> 00:25:15,049 -MAN 3: All right, all right. -To a good match. 567 00:25:15,149 --> 00:25:16,817 MAN 3: Yeah, heavyweights, make it rain. Let's go. 568 00:25:16,917 --> 00:25:18,419 -MAN 2: Ding, ding, ding! -(PUNCHES) 569 00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:19,487 (MEN EXCLAIM) 570 00:25:19,587 --> 00:25:20,888 MAN 2: The first punch. Damn! 571 00:25:20,988 --> 00:25:22,390 AUSTIN: You okay? You all right, Craig? 572 00:25:22,490 --> 00:25:23,657 -(CRAIG GROANS) -You all right, buddy? 573 00:25:23,758 --> 00:25:25,159 -You okay? -Sure. 574 00:25:25,259 --> 00:25:26,360 -Yeah. -All right. 575 00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:27,528 -Yeah. -Sorry about that. 576 00:25:27,628 --> 00:25:29,563 Let's, uh, both try to be a little safer. 577 00:25:29,663 --> 00:25:31,298 -AUSTIN: Absolutely. -Excellent. 578 00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:32,433 AUSTIN: You and me, pal. Okay. 579 00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:33,534 Yes, yes. 580 00:25:33,634 --> 00:25:34,769 -AUSTIN: Friend to friend. -Friend. 581 00:25:34,869 --> 00:25:36,404 -Here we go. All right. -ZED: Let's go, Craig. 582 00:25:36,505 --> 00:25:37,705 -Ding, ding, ding. -ZED: You've got this, 583 00:25:37,805 --> 00:25:39,206 -like you did the last time. -CRAIG: Yeah. 584 00:25:39,306 --> 00:25:40,341 MAN: You didn't want that. Oh! 585 00:25:40,441 --> 00:25:41,976 MAN 2: Hands up. MAN: Yeah, yeah! 586 00:25:42,076 --> 00:25:43,744 (PUNCHES THUDDING) 587 00:25:43,844 --> 00:25:44,912 -(GROANS) -(MEN EXCLAIM) 588 00:25:45,012 --> 00:25:47,148 MAN: This fight's over. CRAIG: Fuck! 589 00:25:47,248 --> 00:25:48,916 AUSTIN: Oh... You all right? ZED: Oh, my God. 590 00:25:49,016 --> 00:25:49,984 This guy can't take it, Austin. 591 00:25:50,084 --> 00:25:51,052 -You gotta stop. -(CRAIG GROANS) 592 00:25:51,152 --> 00:25:52,453 All right. Okay, great. All right. 593 00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:54,321 Maybe you should sit this one out then, Craig. 594 00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:55,556 Sorry about that. 595 00:25:55,656 --> 00:25:57,324 You're okay. All right. Let's... 596 00:25:57,425 --> 00:25:58,459 Anyone else wanna go? 597 00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:00,861 -(PUNCHES THUDDING) -(MEN EXCLAIM) 598 00:26:00,961 --> 00:26:03,297 -What the fuck, man? -(CRAIG YELLS) 599 00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:04,331 MAN: Are you all right? 600 00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:05,599 -Winner! -MAN: You okay? 601 00:26:05,699 --> 00:26:06,867 ZED: You knocked him out, idiot. 602 00:26:06,967 --> 00:26:08,102 MAN 2: Whoa, whoa. Easy, easy, easy. 603 00:26:08,202 --> 00:26:09,637 CRAIG: Nah, he's good. MAN: Guys, help him up. 604 00:26:09,737 --> 00:26:11,238 CRAIG: No, you're good. He's solid. 605 00:26:11,338 --> 00:26:12,440 He's good. I'm all right. 606 00:26:12,541 --> 00:26:13,607 Hey, am I bleeding at all? 607 00:26:13,707 --> 00:26:14,775 MAN: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 608 00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:16,010 What the fuck is wrong with you, jackass? 609 00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:18,112 Cheap shot bullshit, man. That was fucking bullshit. 610 00:26:18,212 --> 00:26:19,046 MAN 2: Sucker punch, man! 611 00:26:19,146 --> 00:26:20,281 MAN: Bullshit. MAN 2: What the fuck! 612 00:26:20,381 --> 00:26:21,382 It's all right. Get them off. 613 00:26:21,482 --> 00:26:22,551 -MAN: There we go. -Get them off me. 614 00:26:22,650 --> 00:26:23,784 -Take this off. -Get it off the back. 615 00:26:23,884 --> 00:26:25,554 Okay. Easy, easy, easy. 616 00:26:25,653 --> 00:26:27,054 -I'm okay. -ZED: You good? 617 00:26:27,154 --> 00:26:27,988 AUSTIN: Yeah, yeah. 618 00:26:28,089 --> 00:26:31,859 I think, uh... I think maybe, uh... uh... 619 00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:34,195 we call it on boxing for tonight, huh? 620 00:26:34,295 --> 00:26:35,262 (MEN AGREEING) 621 00:26:35,362 --> 00:26:36,330 ZED: Yeah, that's a good idea. 622 00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:37,665 Hey, hey! 623 00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:39,633 Look... 624 00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:42,303 I know my punishment. 625 00:26:42,736 --> 00:26:44,705 I know my punishment. 626 00:26:45,206 --> 00:26:46,373 I messed up. 627 00:26:49,643 --> 00:26:51,312 (MUFFLED) I'm a bad boy. 628 00:26:53,481 --> 00:26:54,982 I'm sorry. 629 00:26:55,082 --> 00:26:56,518 What'd I do? 630 00:26:56,617 --> 00:26:58,619 What did I do? 631 00:27:03,958 --> 00:27:05,226 (WHINES) 632 00:27:05,326 --> 00:27:07,194 I'm such a bad boy. 633 00:27:09,096 --> 00:27:10,197 I'm sorry. 634 00:27:10,931 --> 00:27:12,733 I'm really sorry. (CHUCKLES) 635 00:27:21,709 --> 00:27:23,677 All right. I gotta go home now. 636 00:27:23,777 --> 00:27:25,379 -Yeah, me too. -MEN: Yeah. 637 00:27:25,479 --> 00:27:26,680 He's gonna call his... 638 00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:28,015 All right. Yeah, yeah. 639 00:27:28,115 --> 00:27:29,683 MAN: You sure? Are you okay? MAN 2: Fucking idiot, man. 640 00:27:29,783 --> 00:27:30,851 AUSTIN: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 641 00:27:30,951 --> 00:27:32,587 -You call somebody. -I'm okay. I'm all right. 642 00:27:32,686 --> 00:27:33,787 Just watch your back. Watch your back. 643 00:27:33,888 --> 00:27:35,422 -MAN: Motherfucker. -Watch out for this guy. 644 00:27:35,524 --> 00:27:36,525 AUSTIN: Yeah, thanks. 645 00:27:36,625 --> 00:27:38,225 It's all right. 646 00:27:38,325 --> 00:27:39,193 All right. So long, fellas. 647 00:27:39,293 --> 00:27:40,961 MAN: See you, guys. MAN 2: See ya, man. 648 00:27:41,762 --> 00:27:43,063 (CRAIG SNIFFLES) 649 00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:44,865 (AUSTIN SIGHS) 650 00:27:45,499 --> 00:27:46,568 (CHUCKLES) Okay. 651 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:47,868 Sure you know how to get home? 652 00:27:47,968 --> 00:27:49,571 I'll do my best. (CHUCKLES) 653 00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:51,739 -Okay. -All right. 654 00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:54,341 Hey, man. Nice job, you fucking cock. 655 00:27:57,978 --> 00:27:59,146 -All right. -(SWITCH CLICKS) 656 00:28:01,550 --> 00:28:02,950 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) 657 00:28:18,165 --> 00:28:20,234 (LINE RINGING) 658 00:28:20,334 --> 00:28:22,336 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 659 00:28:22,436 --> 00:28:25,005 (LINE RINGING) 660 00:28:27,007 --> 00:28:29,977 -(LINE RINGING) -(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 661 00:28:30,077 --> 00:28:32,146 VOICEMAIL: You've reached Austin and Bianca, 662 00:28:32,246 --> 00:28:34,248 -you know what to do. -(VOICEMAIL BEEPS) 663 00:28:34,348 --> 00:28:36,317 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 664 00:28:43,924 --> 00:28:45,826 And with us today is our newest edition 665 00:28:45,926 --> 00:28:47,761 to the Rise 'N Shine family. 666 00:28:47,861 --> 00:28:50,599 He's someone you're probably already familiar with. 667 00:28:50,699 --> 00:28:53,767 Austin Carmichael, our new meteorologist. 668 00:28:53,867 --> 00:28:55,236 Howdy, folks. 669 00:28:55,336 --> 00:28:56,638 Happy to be her. 670 00:28:56,737 --> 00:28:58,573 H... Here. Happy to be here. 671 00:28:58,673 --> 00:28:59,773 (AUSTIN CHUCKLES) 672 00:28:59,873 --> 00:29:01,742 Looks like I could use another cup of java. 673 00:29:01,842 --> 00:29:03,678 FEMALE NEWS ANCHOR: Better make it a big one. 674 00:29:03,777 --> 00:29:04,845 When we come back, 675 00:29:04,945 --> 00:29:06,380 Austin will join us as we talk with what 676 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,984 some people are calling a six-year-old Tiger Woods. 677 00:29:10,084 --> 00:29:11,752 (NEWS SHOW THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 678 00:29:11,852 --> 00:29:13,187 (BELL RINGING) 679 00:29:14,955 --> 00:29:17,825 DIRECTOR: All right, we're back live in 60 seconds. 680 00:29:17,925 --> 00:29:19,628 -Hey, man. -CRAIG: That... 681 00:29:19,728 --> 00:29:22,463 I watched that. That was awesome. 682 00:29:23,632 --> 00:29:25,432 How'd you... How'd you get in here? 683 00:29:26,033 --> 00:29:27,401 I have a meeting here. 684 00:29:28,369 --> 00:29:30,572 Who's your meeting with? 685 00:29:30,672 --> 00:29:32,773 Just some dickhead or whatever. 686 00:29:32,873 --> 00:29:34,709 Oh, I have a check for you. 687 00:29:34,808 --> 00:29:36,877 I gotta give it to you next time we hang out. 688 00:29:37,545 --> 00:29:38,846 Are you wearing makeup? 689 00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:40,414 I'm not gonna tell your wife. 690 00:29:40,515 --> 00:29:41,949 What was up with that stumble? 691 00:29:42,049 --> 00:29:44,885 Oh, uh... Yeah. Sorry about that. 692 00:29:44,985 --> 00:29:47,955 Um, new job jitters. It won't happen again. 693 00:29:48,055 --> 00:29:49,490 It better fucking not. 694 00:29:50,491 --> 00:29:51,492 This your father? 695 00:29:51,593 --> 00:29:52,893 AUSTIN: Uh, no. It's my neighbor. 696 00:29:52,993 --> 00:29:54,995 Not really sure why he's here. 697 00:29:56,830 --> 00:29:58,198 Hey, what are you doing after this? 698 00:29:58,299 --> 00:30:01,035 I was gonna go to Rick's Bar. I wanna try this new thing. 699 00:30:01,135 --> 00:30:03,270 They have a SEAL Team Six lunch. 700 00:30:03,370 --> 00:30:06,608 I guess that's what the guys ate after they killed Osama. 701 00:30:06,708 --> 00:30:08,842 It's 22,000 calories. 702 00:30:08,942 --> 00:30:12,413 It's got four racks of ribs, mac and cheese, 703 00:30:12,514 --> 00:30:13,447 Caesar salad. 704 00:30:13,548 --> 00:30:15,482 Look, it's really distracting that you're here. 705 00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:17,652 I need to focus. Okay? 706 00:30:17,752 --> 00:30:18,720 Hey, buddy. 707 00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:20,254 Looking good. I like it. 708 00:30:20,354 --> 00:30:23,223 Oh! You're dressed as a little doll? 709 00:30:23,324 --> 00:30:25,760 Wanna smoke a cigarette with us, little doll? 710 00:30:25,859 --> 00:30:28,028 Hey. Look, you gotta go. All right? 711 00:30:28,128 --> 00:30:29,798 I'm under a lot of pressure here. 712 00:30:29,897 --> 00:30:32,166 It's a lot harder than nights. You could just... 713 00:30:32,266 --> 00:30:35,936 Just please leave. Thank you. 714 00:30:36,036 --> 00:30:37,371 You have a phone? 715 00:30:38,238 --> 00:30:39,840 Yeah, of course I have a phone. 716 00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:41,141 DIRECTOR: Back live in 10 seconds. 717 00:30:41,241 --> 00:30:42,711 Let's get Austin on his mark. 718 00:30:42,811 --> 00:30:44,546 I'll hang out with you soon. 719 00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:46,581 (BELL RINGING) 720 00:30:48,182 --> 00:30:49,183 (BEEPING) 721 00:30:50,451 --> 00:30:52,920 And did you wanna upgrade to the Hero Plan? 722 00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:55,289 It's unlimited talk, text and data. 723 00:30:55,389 --> 00:30:59,360 Plus, you get one of these five limited phone cases. 724 00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:01,663 Oh. Yeah, definitely. 725 00:31:01,763 --> 00:31:02,963 Yeah, that sounds great. 726 00:31:03,063 --> 00:31:05,199 Uh... I'm gonna do... Oh, Mars Rover. 727 00:31:05,299 --> 00:31:06,367 Oh... 728 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,571 Twins! (CHUCKLES) 729 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,974 Beer drinking time, huh? 730 00:31:14,074 --> 00:31:16,143 Yeah, I mean... or something else. 731 00:31:17,111 --> 00:31:18,078 Hey, is that, uh, 732 00:31:18,178 --> 00:31:20,247 bar across the plaza any good? 733 00:31:20,347 --> 00:31:21,248 I've never been. 734 00:31:21,348 --> 00:31:23,283 I've seen a few gnarly fights outside, though. 735 00:31:23,384 --> 00:31:26,353 Yeah. I might step over there and have a sip, 736 00:31:26,453 --> 00:31:29,390 or a few, if you wanna join me. It'd be cool. 737 00:31:29,890 --> 00:31:32,226 Oh. I'm 18. 738 00:31:32,326 --> 00:31:33,460 Ugh. 739 00:31:35,229 --> 00:31:36,765 Teenage girls these days, they look like 740 00:31:36,865 --> 00:31:38,399 they're 25 years old. 741 00:31:38,499 --> 00:31:40,602 I guess it's the same with the guys too. 742 00:31:42,704 --> 00:31:44,071 (PRINTER WHIRRING) 743 00:31:44,773 --> 00:31:46,407 Receipt in the bag? 744 00:31:46,508 --> 00:31:48,610 I'd love a receipt in the bag, yeah. 745 00:31:52,012 --> 00:31:52,980 All right. 746 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,381 Oh, and, Sir... 747 00:31:55,817 --> 00:31:57,084 If you ever want something 748 00:31:57,184 --> 00:31:58,787 a little stronger than a few drinks, 749 00:31:58,887 --> 00:32:00,320 you let me know. 750 00:32:03,525 --> 00:32:04,692 Stay curious. 751 00:32:09,363 --> 00:32:11,566 AUTOMATED VOICE: You may begin to detach 752 00:32:11,666 --> 00:32:14,334 from realities you had claimed as your own. 753 00:32:15,670 --> 00:32:16,704 Are you okay? 754 00:32:17,672 --> 00:32:18,640 Yeah. 755 00:32:19,641 --> 00:32:21,308 A package came for you. 756 00:32:21,910 --> 00:32:23,444 Oh, yes! 757 00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:28,282 Oh, my God. Holy shit! 758 00:32:28,382 --> 00:32:29,784 TAMI: Ooh, that's exciting. 759 00:32:29,884 --> 00:32:30,852 Holy shit! 760 00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:32,986 These are fucking awesome! 761 00:32:33,086 --> 00:32:35,422 -These for you? -Oh, yeah. 762 00:32:35,523 --> 00:32:37,525 (BANGING) 763 00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:39,561 (KNOCKING) 764 00:32:43,197 --> 00:32:45,466 Hey, hey! Is your better half here? 765 00:32:46,967 --> 00:32:48,168 One moment. 766 00:32:48,969 --> 00:32:50,939 Honey. 767 00:32:51,038 --> 00:32:53,307 Um, there's someone at the door for you. 768 00:32:53,407 --> 00:32:54,576 It's Craig. 769 00:32:54,676 --> 00:32:56,310 AUSTIN: All right. 770 00:32:56,410 --> 00:32:58,045 Dude. 771 00:32:58,646 --> 00:33:00,481 Check it out. 772 00:33:04,418 --> 00:33:06,921 Wow. You, uh, you got the expensive ones. 773 00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:08,989 Yeah. I got green to match your guitar. 774 00:33:09,089 --> 00:33:10,090 Let's jam. 775 00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:12,092 -Um... -Whoa. You look awesome! 776 00:33:12,192 --> 00:33:13,193 Oh, thank you. 777 00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:15,663 Uh... Look, uh, Craig... 778 00:33:15,763 --> 00:33:17,364 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 779 00:33:17,464 --> 00:33:19,601 We had a couple of really nice hangs, 780 00:33:19,701 --> 00:33:23,103 but I think it best that we go our separate ways. 781 00:33:24,606 --> 00:33:26,306 Is it 'cause of the sliding glass door? 782 00:33:26,406 --> 00:33:28,342 I told you I'd pay for it, buddy. 783 00:33:28,442 --> 00:33:30,143 No, Friday night was really strange 784 00:33:30,244 --> 00:33:32,647 for me and the guys and I don't wish to continue 785 00:33:32,747 --> 00:33:34,616 this friendship at the moment. 786 00:33:36,985 --> 00:33:39,119 You made me feel too free. 787 00:33:39,219 --> 00:33:41,221 You all accepted me way too fast. 788 00:33:41,321 --> 00:33:42,924 -You can't do that. -All right. 789 00:33:43,023 --> 00:33:44,424 People need rules. 790 00:33:45,459 --> 00:33:47,762 I've gotta get to this Renaissance Fair. 791 00:33:48,930 --> 00:33:51,031 I'm doing a segment for work. 792 00:33:51,131 --> 00:33:53,433 Um... much luck selling the house. 793 00:33:56,971 --> 00:33:58,438 Austin, come on. 794 00:34:07,281 --> 00:34:09,449 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 795 00:34:21,461 --> 00:34:23,731 (CHORUS CHANTING RHYTHMICALLY) 796 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,182 TAMI: Craigy, isn't it beautiful? 797 00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:45,285 Doesn't seeing this make you certain 798 00:34:45,385 --> 00:34:47,254 that some unknowable intelligence 799 00:34:47,354 --> 00:34:49,089 is behind all things? 800 00:34:50,525 --> 00:34:52,092 AUSTIN ON PHONE: Thank you, Rebecca. 801 00:34:52,192 --> 00:34:54,596 Uh, my producers told me that there was 802 00:34:54,696 --> 00:34:56,864 a Renaissance Festival here today. 803 00:34:56,965 --> 00:34:58,131 And, uh, 804 00:34:58,231 --> 00:35:00,334 clearly I'm the only one dressed up, so... 805 00:35:00,434 --> 00:35:03,037 It's a fun... fun prank on the new guy. Ma'am. 806 00:35:03,136 --> 00:35:04,505 STEVIE: All right, Mama, I'm taking off. 807 00:35:04,606 --> 00:35:06,373 Did you see that video I sent you? 808 00:35:06,473 --> 00:35:08,643 (STEVIE AND TAMI LAUGHING) 809 00:35:08,743 --> 00:35:10,745 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 810 00:35:13,715 --> 00:35:14,582 CRAIG: Stevie, come on. 811 00:35:14,682 --> 00:35:16,918 There's nothing over there. Come here. 812 00:35:17,018 --> 00:35:18,185 Look. 813 00:35:20,822 --> 00:35:22,189 (GRUNTS) 814 00:35:24,058 --> 00:35:25,593 Free food. 815 00:35:25,693 --> 00:35:28,328 That's ancient stuff you're holding there. 816 00:35:28,428 --> 00:35:29,897 People have been doing this 817 00:35:29,998 --> 00:35:32,132 for hundreds of thousands of years. 818 00:35:32,232 --> 00:35:34,736 Cool, huh? Take a bite. 819 00:35:34,836 --> 00:35:37,839 No. (HESITATES) How do you know they're not poisonous? 820 00:35:37,939 --> 00:35:39,139 I'll show you. 821 00:35:43,276 --> 00:35:44,912 This one needs a little ranch. 822 00:35:45,013 --> 00:35:46,781 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 823 00:35:54,989 --> 00:35:56,256 This is fun. 824 00:35:58,526 --> 00:36:00,795 Hanging out at the mall, this is fun. 825 00:36:15,576 --> 00:36:17,745 Got any crushes at school? 826 00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:19,714 Of course, Dad. 827 00:36:23,117 --> 00:36:24,919 That guy on that pig was flying. 828 00:36:25,019 --> 00:36:26,286 What the hell? 829 00:36:26,888 --> 00:36:28,089 That was crazy. 830 00:36:28,221 --> 00:36:29,489 (RETCHES) 831 00:36:29,590 --> 00:36:30,792 (VOMITING) 832 00:36:30,892 --> 00:36:31,859 God! 833 00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:34,028 I told you those mushrooms were poisonous, Dad. 834 00:36:34,128 --> 00:36:35,295 I told you. 835 00:36:35,395 --> 00:36:36,597 (STEVIE GROANS) 836 00:36:37,665 --> 00:36:38,666 (SPITS) 837 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:40,467 Fuck. 838 00:36:40,568 --> 00:36:43,270 Jesus Christ, there's fuckin' blood in it. 839 00:36:44,005 --> 00:36:45,773 (PHONE RINGING) 840 00:36:49,911 --> 00:36:50,978 (PHONE RINGING) 841 00:36:51,079 --> 00:36:53,581 (MEN LAUGHING) 842 00:36:53,681 --> 00:36:56,184 MAN: Couldn't believe that. You know? 843 00:36:56,283 --> 00:36:57,752 MAN 2: Fuckin' hell, dude. 844 00:36:58,619 --> 00:36:59,921 Fellas. 845 00:37:00,788 --> 00:37:01,823 How we doing? 846 00:37:01,923 --> 00:37:03,290 'Sup, man? 847 00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:05,927 We're the smokers, we're the smokers. 848 00:37:07,161 --> 00:37:08,361 It was awesome. 849 00:37:09,229 --> 00:37:10,430 Anybody need a light? 850 00:37:10,531 --> 00:37:11,833 Anybody need a light? 851 00:37:12,967 --> 00:37:13,935 Good? 852 00:37:16,003 --> 00:37:18,305 Beers at my house this Friday. 853 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:21,008 Heck yeah. I'll stock the fridge. 854 00:37:21,109 --> 00:37:22,510 Let's do a boys night. 855 00:37:23,044 --> 00:37:24,145 Can my wife come? 856 00:37:24,244 --> 00:37:26,413 (ALL LAUGHING) 857 00:37:26,514 --> 00:37:28,015 MAN: You know what I'm saying? 858 00:37:28,482 --> 00:37:29,751 No, you don't know her. 859 00:37:29,851 --> 00:37:30,885 You never met her. 860 00:37:30,985 --> 00:37:31,753 No, no. 861 00:37:31,853 --> 00:37:33,386 CRAIG: No, let's keep it a boy's night. 862 00:37:33,487 --> 00:37:35,288 I gotta call my wife. 863 00:37:35,388 --> 00:37:37,792 Tell her things might get a little rowdy 864 00:37:37,892 --> 00:37:39,359 this Friday night. 865 00:37:51,105 --> 00:37:52,272 (MAN CLEARS THROAT) 866 00:37:52,372 --> 00:37:53,641 This is a sword. 867 00:37:54,542 --> 00:37:56,944 From Europe, 1700's. 868 00:37:57,044 --> 00:37:58,311 Let me see this thing. (LAUGHS) 869 00:37:58,411 --> 00:37:59,680 Hey, don't rip it outta my hands. 870 00:37:59,781 --> 00:38:01,582 It's priceless, actually. Be careful with that, okay? 871 00:38:01,682 --> 00:38:03,184 (MAKES HIGH PITCHED NOISE) 872 00:38:03,283 --> 00:38:04,986 Dude, you scared the fuck outta me, 873 00:38:05,086 --> 00:38:06,988 -like, so easily. -(LAUGHING) 874 00:38:07,088 --> 00:38:08,055 Now imagine. 875 00:38:09,023 --> 00:38:10,323 You're a knight. 876 00:38:11,092 --> 00:38:12,660 Staring out... 877 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,896 at the enemy army coming at you. 878 00:38:14,996 --> 00:38:15,797 Your heart is racing. 879 00:38:15,897 --> 00:38:17,430 Why are you showing us this thing? 880 00:38:17,532 --> 00:38:18,498 'Cause it's cool. 881 00:38:18,599 --> 00:38:19,901 I collect stuff like that. 882 00:38:20,001 --> 00:38:21,301 It's so small, dude. 883 00:38:21,401 --> 00:38:22,937 It's like... for babies. 884 00:38:23,037 --> 00:38:24,005 (MAN 2 LAUGHING) 885 00:38:24,105 --> 00:38:25,273 This is a sword for babies, dude. 886 00:38:25,372 --> 00:38:26,841 It's not for a baby, it's for a knight. 887 00:38:26,941 --> 00:38:28,976 It's like when Thanos drinks the elixir. 888 00:38:29,076 --> 00:38:31,245 (MEN EXCLAIM AND LAUGH) 889 00:38:31,344 --> 00:38:32,445 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 890 00:38:32,547 --> 00:38:33,548 I gotta stop you. I gotta stop you. 891 00:38:33,648 --> 00:38:36,416 This is a, uh, no Marvel spoiler garage. 892 00:38:36,517 --> 00:38:37,919 Sorry, it's a little rule here. 893 00:38:38,019 --> 00:38:38,920 I apologize. 894 00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:40,721 Dude. When that ship fucking comes in and... 895 00:38:40,822 --> 00:38:42,824 -(MEN EXCLAIM) -...the Tesseract's like... 896 00:38:42,924 --> 00:38:43,691 I'm dead serious. 897 00:38:43,791 --> 00:38:45,593 I'm dead serious. No Marvel spoilers. 898 00:38:45,693 --> 00:38:47,929 -I like to go in fresh, so... -MAN: All right. 899 00:38:48,029 --> 00:38:49,230 Yeah, yeah. No worries. 900 00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:50,898 No worries. Yeah. (SNIFFLES) 901 00:38:51,398 --> 00:38:52,767 Are those your wife's drums? 902 00:38:52,867 --> 00:38:54,869 That's really funny, I already told you they're mine. 903 00:38:54,969 --> 00:38:57,437 Well, they look like no one's even touched them, bitch. 904 00:38:57,538 --> 00:38:59,040 Why don't you jam for us, Coltrane. 905 00:38:59,140 --> 00:39:01,108 Give us a little taste. Come on, man, don't hide. 906 00:39:01,209 --> 00:39:02,176 Don't use the knife like that. 907 00:39:02,276 --> 00:39:03,376 Don't point the knife at people. 908 00:39:03,476 --> 00:39:05,445 (DRUMMING DISCORDANTLY) 909 00:39:10,117 --> 00:39:11,319 Dude, he's like the Hulk, man. 910 00:39:11,418 --> 00:39:12,987 (MEN LAUGHING) 911 00:39:13,087 --> 00:39:14,088 Get the fuck out! 912 00:39:14,188 --> 00:39:15,656 Get the fucking hell outta here. 913 00:39:15,756 --> 00:39:17,658 I said no spoilers. Let's go. Get up. 914 00:39:17,758 --> 00:39:18,893 We've been here, like, 40 minutes. 915 00:39:18,993 --> 00:39:20,328 -Move, move, move! -MAN 2: All right, all right. 916 00:39:20,427 --> 00:39:22,730 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 917 00:39:24,699 --> 00:39:27,001 (CHORUS CHANTING RHYTHMICALLY) 918 00:39:30,071 --> 00:39:31,539 (KEYPAD BEEPS) 919 00:39:33,975 --> 00:39:35,076 (KEYPAD BEEPS) 920 00:39:41,315 --> 00:39:42,650 (YELLING) 921 00:39:43,951 --> 00:39:45,418 Yeah, yeah. 922 00:39:45,519 --> 00:39:46,888 There he is. 923 00:39:46,988 --> 00:39:48,656 Jesus Christ. 924 00:39:48,756 --> 00:39:49,891 Craig. 925 00:39:49,991 --> 00:39:52,660 My key card mysteriously stopped working. 926 00:39:53,895 --> 00:39:56,330 MENDOZA: Uh, do you need to change? 927 00:39:56,429 --> 00:39:57,565 -CRAIG: No. -You sure? 928 00:39:57,665 --> 00:39:59,399 Yeah. I've been through worse. 929 00:40:00,301 --> 00:40:03,470 Okay. Well, um... We have a new client 930 00:40:03,571 --> 00:40:06,207 that I'm really, really excited about. 931 00:40:06,307 --> 00:40:09,076 Mr. Mayor Seth Nichols. 932 00:40:09,176 --> 00:40:12,179 ANNOUNCER ON TV: Seth Nichols is about trust. 933 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,181 Now, he wants us to modernize 934 00:40:14,282 --> 00:40:15,383 his reelection campaign. 935 00:40:15,482 --> 00:40:16,884 Make it much more interactive. 936 00:40:16,984 --> 00:40:19,720 Now, Craig, who do you want on your team? 937 00:40:19,820 --> 00:40:20,888 (CHUCKLES) 938 00:40:20,988 --> 00:40:22,056 Besides a towel? 939 00:40:22,156 --> 00:40:23,891 (MEN SNICKERING) 940 00:40:24,926 --> 00:40:27,161 I'll just be a lone wolf on this one, I think. 941 00:40:28,696 --> 00:40:32,533 (PUNK MUSIC PLAYING OVER CAR STEREO, STOPS) 942 00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:33,901 Honey. 943 00:40:34,402 --> 00:40:35,603 You're home? 944 00:40:35,703 --> 00:40:37,772 Yeah. I don't trust my lunch in the work fridge. 945 00:40:37,872 --> 00:40:39,373 I think somebody's fucking with it. 946 00:40:39,472 --> 00:40:41,375 -Can you help me load these? -Yeah. 947 00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:42,510 I gotta scarf, though. 948 00:40:42,610 --> 00:40:44,477 I gotta get on a call with the mayor 949 00:40:44,578 --> 00:40:45,713 about the mayor thing or whatever. 950 00:40:45,813 --> 00:40:48,749 Oh, the... The mail guy screwed up again. 951 00:40:51,285 --> 00:40:54,789 (ETHEREAL VOCALIZING) 952 00:40:57,425 --> 00:40:58,693 TAMI: Craig. 953 00:40:58,993 --> 00:41:00,094 Your nose. 954 00:41:00,194 --> 00:41:01,963 -Oh. Yeah. -I've never... 955 00:41:02,063 --> 00:41:03,531 I've never seen you get a bloody nose before. 956 00:41:03,631 --> 00:41:05,366 No, it's not a big deal, don't worry about it. 957 00:41:05,465 --> 00:41:07,335 -You okay? Here. -Yeah, I'm fine. 958 00:41:07,435 --> 00:41:08,936 I'm fine. Let's get these in. (GRUNTS) 959 00:41:09,036 --> 00:41:10,004 Be careful with that. 960 00:41:10,104 --> 00:41:11,105 Pick it up from the base. 961 00:41:11,205 --> 00:41:12,472 Yeah, yeah. I gotta go. 962 00:41:12,573 --> 00:41:14,508 I gotta have a fast lunch. I have a big call. 963 00:41:14,608 --> 00:41:18,512 Honey. I'm sick of struggling, I need a bigger car. 964 00:41:18,612 --> 00:41:19,613 I... I gotta go! 965 00:41:19,714 --> 00:41:20,982 You still have blood on your nose. 966 00:41:21,082 --> 00:41:23,150 -That's fine, that's fine. -Wipe it off. 967 00:41:24,251 --> 00:41:25,820 Bye! Bye, bye, bye. 968 00:41:27,421 --> 00:41:28,422 (GRUNTS) 969 00:41:28,556 --> 00:41:30,157 -(FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) -(SWITCH CLICKS) 970 00:41:45,673 --> 00:41:47,842 (DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) 971 00:42:13,467 --> 00:42:14,702 (SNIFFLES) 972 00:42:40,094 --> 00:42:42,229 (DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 973 00:42:48,002 --> 00:42:49,703 (GRUNTS) 974 00:42:50,037 --> 00:42:51,305 Motherfucker. 975 00:42:58,513 --> 00:43:00,014 (DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 976 00:43:41,388 --> 00:43:42,890 (STRUMMING GUITAR) 977 00:44:41,248 --> 00:44:42,783 (PHONE BUZZES) 978 00:44:46,053 --> 00:44:47,054 Hey, hey. 979 00:44:47,154 --> 00:44:49,056 WOMAN: Putting you through to the mayor's office. 980 00:44:49,156 --> 00:44:50,559 -(LINE BEEPS) -Jen's on. 981 00:44:50,659 --> 00:44:52,493 Joanna and Monkey See Inc. are on. 982 00:44:52,594 --> 00:44:54,195 Barry from Digitonis. 983 00:44:54,295 --> 00:44:56,830 Craig Waterman is on. 984 00:44:56,931 --> 00:44:58,799 BARRY: So, Craig, before we start, 985 00:44:58,899 --> 00:45:00,467 I wanna clear something up. 986 00:45:00,569 --> 00:45:01,769 BIANCA: Austin? 987 00:45:02,604 --> 00:45:03,737 Honey? 988 00:45:03,837 --> 00:45:05,306 BARRY: Hello? 989 00:45:05,406 --> 00:45:06,675 Craig? Hello? 990 00:45:06,774 --> 00:45:08,142 Hello, hello. 991 00:45:09,611 --> 00:45:11,212 I've heard the craziest thing 992 00:45:11,312 --> 00:45:12,913 that you do not have a cell phone. 993 00:45:13,013 --> 00:45:15,650 -CRAIG: Um... -Somebody knocked on the door. 994 00:45:15,749 --> 00:45:17,652 -Hey, baby. -Come on, that can't be true. 995 00:45:17,751 --> 00:45:18,786 BIANCA: (YAWNS) Come snuggle. 996 00:45:18,886 --> 00:45:20,387 I know it's funny. Are you there? 997 00:45:20,487 --> 00:45:21,690 BIANCA: It's nap time. Mmm. 998 00:45:21,789 --> 00:45:23,023 Did we lose Craig? Is Craig there? 999 00:45:23,123 --> 00:45:24,491 -(LINE BEEPS) -Chad from Dopamine 1000 00:45:24,593 --> 00:45:26,327 Unlimited is on. 1001 00:45:26,427 --> 00:45:28,162 BARRY: Well, he's probably not responding 1002 00:45:28,262 --> 00:45:30,699 'cause he doesn't have a cell phone. (LAUGHS) 1003 00:45:30,798 --> 00:45:31,799 -Craig? -Yeah. 1004 00:45:31,899 --> 00:45:32,933 BARRY: Oh, there you are. 1005 00:45:33,033 --> 00:45:34,603 For a short period, I didn't have a phone, 1006 00:45:34,703 --> 00:45:35,736 but it was an experiment. 1007 00:45:35,836 --> 00:45:36,837 CHAD: Man, that is... 1008 00:45:36,937 --> 00:45:38,138 Now, where would you like to start? 1009 00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,407 CHAD: That is really brave of you, that is crazy. 1010 00:45:40,508 --> 00:45:43,344 I cannot imagine. I'm looking at this thing constantly. 1011 00:45:43,444 --> 00:45:44,445 Uh-huh. 1012 00:45:46,715 --> 00:45:48,082 -Hello? -(GROANS) 1013 00:45:48,182 --> 00:45:50,317 -(PHONE RINGING) -(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1014 00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:51,553 (PHONE ALERT) 1015 00:45:51,653 --> 00:45:53,787 (PHONE RINGING) 1016 00:45:54,488 --> 00:45:55,523 (PHONE ALERT) 1017 00:45:55,624 --> 00:45:56,725 (PHONE RINGING) 1018 00:45:56,824 --> 00:45:58,092 Craig? 1019 00:45:58,192 --> 00:46:01,095 Hey. I tried calling you. I need you to go to the store. 1020 00:46:01,762 --> 00:46:03,632 I had a nuts day. 1021 00:46:03,732 --> 00:46:04,999 No, honey. 1022 00:46:05,766 --> 00:46:06,834 Tonight, 1023 00:46:06,934 --> 00:46:08,969 it's Austin and Bianca's housewarming thing. 1024 00:46:09,069 --> 00:46:11,005 I need you to get some things. 1025 00:46:11,372 --> 00:46:12,373 That's tonight? 1026 00:46:12,473 --> 00:46:14,275 Oh, maybe I can borrow some things from them? 1027 00:46:14,375 --> 00:46:15,809 Do you have their number? 1028 00:46:15,909 --> 00:46:17,311 Uh, yeah, I'll call 'em. 1029 00:46:17,411 --> 00:46:18,747 What do you need? 1030 00:46:18,846 --> 00:46:22,416 Um, I need vanilla extract. I need brown sugar. 1031 00:46:22,517 --> 00:46:25,553 If they have powdered sugar that'd be really great. 1032 00:46:25,654 --> 00:46:27,388 (DIALING) 1033 00:46:27,488 --> 00:46:29,123 (DIAL TONE) 1034 00:46:31,191 --> 00:46:33,762 Hey, Austin, what's going on? 1035 00:46:33,861 --> 00:46:36,096 Yeah, yeah. We're about to head over, actually. 1036 00:46:37,498 --> 00:46:38,700 Oh. 1037 00:46:38,799 --> 00:46:40,568 Oh, for real? 1038 00:46:40,669 --> 00:46:43,404 Oh, that sucks. I'm so sorry. 1039 00:46:43,505 --> 00:46:46,840 Yeah, actually, uh, have a bad case myself right now. 1040 00:46:48,142 --> 00:46:50,411 No worries at all. No worries at all. 1041 00:46:50,512 --> 00:46:51,579 Yeah. 1042 00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:52,880 Okay, we'll... 1043 00:46:53,682 --> 00:46:55,149 Okay, we'll talk to you soon. 1044 00:46:55,249 --> 00:46:56,250 Bye. 1045 00:46:58,919 --> 00:47:00,254 I guess Bianca came down 1046 00:47:00,354 --> 00:47:02,189 with a really bad case of diarrhea. 1047 00:47:03,157 --> 00:47:04,191 Oh, God. 1048 00:47:04,291 --> 00:47:05,292 Yeah. 1049 00:47:05,392 --> 00:47:07,595 Maybe I should make her some chicken broth. 1050 00:47:07,696 --> 00:47:08,797 I wouldn't do that. 1051 00:47:08,896 --> 00:47:10,598 It'd probably just rip right through her. 1052 00:47:10,699 --> 00:47:12,199 Let's just invite people over. 1053 00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:14,602 Maybe Devin's available. 1054 00:47:15,836 --> 00:47:17,004 Devin? 1055 00:47:19,406 --> 00:47:20,908 Do you ever listen? 1056 00:47:28,550 --> 00:47:30,250 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1057 00:47:53,641 --> 00:47:55,543 Hey. Hey! 1058 00:47:55,643 --> 00:47:57,545 Turn those burners off. 1059 00:47:57,645 --> 00:47:59,279 We're going on an adventure. 1060 00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:01,115 (THUNDER CRASHES) 1061 00:48:03,917 --> 00:48:06,120 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 1062 00:48:09,022 --> 00:48:11,225 Craig. Absolutely not. 1063 00:48:18,031 --> 00:48:20,535 CRAIG: This was built in 1837. 1064 00:48:20,635 --> 00:48:23,605 Goes all over the city. It's called an aqueduct. 1065 00:48:23,705 --> 00:48:24,773 Is this piss? 1066 00:48:24,873 --> 00:48:27,809 Some of it. Wait... 1067 00:48:28,342 --> 00:48:29,644 Yes, this is it. This is it. 1068 00:48:29,744 --> 00:48:31,178 This is it. Yes! 1069 00:48:33,380 --> 00:48:34,649 TAMI: Ugh. 1070 00:48:34,749 --> 00:48:36,316 Oh, my God. 1071 00:48:40,655 --> 00:48:41,422 Are we lost? 1072 00:48:41,523 --> 00:48:43,490 -No, no, no. This way. -(SQUEAKING) 1073 00:48:45,025 --> 00:48:46,193 Craig, there's a bat. 1074 00:48:46,293 --> 00:48:47,995 -Where? -Right there! 1075 00:48:48,095 --> 00:48:49,329 CRAIG: All right. Yeah, let's go this way. 1076 00:48:49,430 --> 00:48:52,065 We're not going that way, so that's not a problem. 1077 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,836 TAMI: Who showed you this? 1078 00:48:54,935 --> 00:48:57,137 I found it myself. Come on. 1079 00:48:57,237 --> 00:48:58,807 Seriously, who showed you this place? 1080 00:48:58,907 --> 00:49:01,810 -Was it Austin? -No, I found it. Come on. 1081 00:49:01,910 --> 00:49:03,110 You go up here and there's some really... 1082 00:49:03,210 --> 00:49:04,846 -I'm not going up there. -...beautiful shit... 1083 00:49:04,945 --> 00:49:05,914 I wanna go home! 1084 00:49:06,013 --> 00:49:07,080 Well, the bat's back there. 1085 00:49:07,181 --> 00:49:09,116 I don't wanna walk by that bat again. 1086 00:49:09,216 --> 00:49:10,552 Come on. There you go. 1087 00:49:10,652 --> 00:49:11,786 There you go. Go, go, go! 1088 00:49:11,886 --> 00:49:13,487 Perfect. Perfect. 1089 00:49:17,224 --> 00:49:18,860 Okay, this is insane. I wanna go. 1090 00:49:18,959 --> 00:49:20,394 Help me down. 1091 00:49:20,494 --> 00:49:22,095 Christ almighty. 1092 00:49:22,196 --> 00:49:24,331 Can you just give this a chance? 1093 00:49:24,431 --> 00:49:28,570 You're always complaining that we don't do anything new. 1094 00:49:28,670 --> 00:49:30,237 Well, we're here now. 1095 00:49:31,171 --> 00:49:34,107 You're healthy and we're here now. 1096 00:49:35,042 --> 00:49:36,477 So... Jesus! 1097 00:49:36,578 --> 00:49:40,280 Just go ahead and I'll catch up to you in a sec. 1098 00:49:49,423 --> 00:49:50,424 Thank you. 1099 00:49:51,992 --> 00:49:53,327 Okay. 1100 00:49:55,563 --> 00:49:56,664 (FLASHLIGHT CLATTERS) 1101 00:49:56,764 --> 00:49:59,767 Shit! 1102 00:49:59,868 --> 00:50:01,368 Where the fuck is it? 1103 00:50:01,936 --> 00:50:03,170 Fuck it. 1104 00:50:05,472 --> 00:50:06,574 (GRUNTS LOUDLY) 1105 00:50:09,878 --> 00:50:12,279 Oh, God damn it. 1106 00:50:18,620 --> 00:50:21,656 Don't worry, honey. We're really close. 1107 00:50:29,496 --> 00:50:30,464 Tami? (ECHOES) 1108 00:50:32,232 --> 00:50:34,301 Tami? (ECHOES) 1109 00:50:34,401 --> 00:50:37,505 Tami, where are you? Where did you go? 1110 00:50:38,372 --> 00:50:39,373 Tami. 1111 00:50:39,908 --> 00:50:41,441 Tami! 1112 00:50:41,543 --> 00:50:42,610 Tami! 1113 00:50:43,110 --> 00:50:45,780 (YELLS) Tami! 1114 00:50:47,715 --> 00:50:50,083 (WATER DRIPPING) 1115 00:50:52,987 --> 00:50:55,122 -(FOOTSTEPS RUNNING) -(PANTING) 1116 00:51:00,795 --> 00:51:01,829 (LINE BEEPS) 1117 00:51:01,930 --> 00:51:02,931 OPERATOR: Please hang up, and... 1118 00:51:03,031 --> 00:51:03,998 No! 1119 00:51:04,097 --> 00:51:06,466 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1120 00:51:07,669 --> 00:51:08,670 My phone! 1121 00:51:08,770 --> 00:51:10,337 Where the fuck is it? 1122 00:51:10,939 --> 00:51:11,906 Fuck! 1123 00:51:12,006 --> 00:51:13,708 (LIGHTER FLICKING) 1124 00:51:16,644 --> 00:51:20,548 Tami! 1125 00:51:25,053 --> 00:51:26,186 STEVIE: We are currently cruising 1126 00:51:26,286 --> 00:51:27,354 at an altitude of 1,000 feet, 1127 00:51:27,454 --> 00:51:31,091 at an air speed of 4,100 miles per hour. 1128 00:51:31,191 --> 00:51:32,326 400 miles per hour. 1129 00:51:32,426 --> 00:51:34,028 You make me a little nervous sometimes. 1130 00:51:34,127 --> 00:51:36,463 Are you still there? 1131 00:51:36,564 --> 00:51:37,932 -Who's in the background? -(DOOR CLOSES) 1132 00:51:38,032 --> 00:51:39,166 Is that your step-dad? Crazy. 1133 00:51:39,266 --> 00:51:40,467 Oh, okay. Sorry. Yeah, I was just asking. 1134 00:51:40,568 --> 00:51:42,169 I'll keep going. (CLEARS THROAT) 1135 00:51:42,269 --> 00:51:44,237 My co-pilot Josh with us tonight, 1136 00:51:44,338 --> 00:51:46,173 hope you've had a nice first-class flight with us. 1137 00:51:46,273 --> 00:51:47,508 Uh, the weather is pleasant 1138 00:51:47,609 --> 00:51:49,544 with light turbulence here and there. 1139 00:51:49,644 --> 00:51:50,578 (MUMBLING) 1140 00:51:50,678 --> 00:51:51,546 I need to use the phone. 1141 00:51:51,646 --> 00:51:53,047 I'm in the middle of something, let me finish. 1142 00:51:53,146 --> 00:51:54,749 I need to use the phone, Stevie. 1143 00:51:55,583 --> 00:51:56,684 (DOORBELL RINGS) 1144 00:51:57,852 --> 00:51:58,853 (DOG BARKS) 1145 00:51:59,621 --> 00:52:00,387 (BARKS) 1146 00:52:00,487 --> 00:52:01,990 What the hell is going on? 1147 00:52:02,090 --> 00:52:03,891 -Sir, do you live here? -CRAIG: Austin? 1148 00:52:05,359 --> 00:52:06,761 How's the party going, bud? 1149 00:52:08,228 --> 00:52:09,864 We had to cancel it 'cause someone broke in. 1150 00:52:09,964 --> 00:52:11,065 Okay. Okay. 1151 00:52:11,164 --> 00:52:13,166 I don't know, so why don't you tell me, bud? 1152 00:52:13,266 --> 00:52:14,501 What the hell's going on with him? 1153 00:52:14,602 --> 00:52:16,403 Sir, are you the primary resident? 1154 00:52:16,504 --> 00:52:17,270 (BARKS) 1155 00:52:17,371 --> 00:52:20,041 Jesus! Yes, I am. What is this about? 1156 00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:21,375 We had a break-in down the street. 1157 00:52:21,475 --> 00:52:23,143 The dog picked up a scent that led us here. 1158 00:52:23,878 --> 00:52:24,679 So you think my house 1159 00:52:24,779 --> 00:52:27,447 got broken into by the same person? What? 1160 00:52:27,548 --> 00:52:29,182 -You broke into my house! -Whoa, whoa, wait. 1161 00:52:29,282 --> 00:52:31,151 -OFFICER: Hey! -Hold him back. Do your job. 1162 00:52:31,251 --> 00:52:32,352 You broke into my house! 1163 00:52:32,452 --> 00:52:34,822 What do I pay taxes for? Hold him! 1164 00:52:34,922 --> 00:52:37,692 Sir, are you and your sons the only ones who live here? 1165 00:52:40,728 --> 00:52:42,096 My wife does too. 1166 00:52:42,195 --> 00:52:43,965 -Was she here today? -She was here all day. 1167 00:52:44,464 --> 00:52:45,933 Well, can we speak to her? 1168 00:52:46,034 --> 00:52:47,467 -She's not here. -Where is she? 1169 00:52:49,003 --> 00:52:50,404 She's in the sewer. 1170 00:52:51,906 --> 00:52:53,741 What? What'd you say? 1171 00:52:55,175 --> 00:52:57,477 -She's where? -I said she's in the sewer. 1172 00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:01,415 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1173 00:53:04,919 --> 00:53:06,621 And what happened next? 1174 00:53:06,721 --> 00:53:08,523 We were trying to go to City Hall. 1175 00:53:08,623 --> 00:53:10,792 You can get there through the basement. Right? 1176 00:53:10,892 --> 00:53:13,695 (SIGHS) Well, yeah, but it's... it's tricky. 1177 00:53:13,795 --> 00:53:15,830 Why'd you come down here on your own? 1178 00:53:15,930 --> 00:53:17,464 Attempted trespassing. 1179 00:53:17,565 --> 00:53:19,734 No, it's not trespassing. It's adventure. 1180 00:53:19,834 --> 00:53:23,403 I was showing my wife a fun night. We beat cancer. 1181 00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:25,338 How you doing? You look really good. 1182 00:53:25,439 --> 00:53:26,674 I know these pipes. 1183 00:53:26,774 --> 00:53:28,241 Do you mind if I take the lead? 1184 00:53:28,341 --> 00:53:30,578 -You know the pipes? -AUSTIN: I do. 1185 00:53:30,678 --> 00:53:31,746 I explore. 1186 00:53:31,846 --> 00:53:34,314 Wait, that's trespassing. That's Penal Code 602. 1187 00:53:34,414 --> 00:53:35,683 All right, we don't have time for this. 1188 00:53:35,783 --> 00:53:37,685 I need everybody to meet me on the next level. 1189 00:53:37,785 --> 00:53:38,619 Yeah, I agree. 1190 00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:40,420 It's time to practice teamwork right now. 1191 00:53:40,521 --> 00:53:42,322 Oh, no, just take him in. 1192 00:53:42,422 --> 00:53:44,257 Take me in? What are you talking about? 1193 00:53:44,357 --> 00:53:47,528 I'm a program manager at Universal Digital Innovations. 1194 00:53:47,628 --> 00:53:49,262 This fucker showed me this place. 1195 00:53:49,362 --> 00:53:50,397 He picked the lock. 1196 00:53:50,497 --> 00:53:52,033 We broke into City Hall! 1197 00:53:52,133 --> 00:53:53,735 He called you guys fucking pigs. 1198 00:53:53,835 --> 00:53:55,502 He called all you guys fucking pigs! 1199 00:53:55,603 --> 00:53:58,305 -Take it easy. -You're fucking pigs! 1200 00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,807 CRAIG: Let go! 1201 00:53:59,907 --> 00:54:01,475 (CRAIG YELLING) 1202 00:54:01,576 --> 00:54:03,811 MAN: I'm a bit nervous. Nervous. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1203 00:54:03,911 --> 00:54:04,879 Fuck, man. 1204 00:54:04,979 --> 00:54:05,980 AUSTIN: Not at all. 1205 00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:07,247 Hey, I'm a little bit nervous too. 1206 00:54:07,347 --> 00:54:08,850 Nice to meet you, Jason. 1207 00:54:08,950 --> 00:54:10,283 Austin, Channel Three. 1208 00:54:10,383 --> 00:54:12,153 -Okay. -I appreciate your service. 1209 00:54:12,252 --> 00:54:13,921 Yeah, man. No problem. 1210 00:54:14,021 --> 00:54:15,623 Let me ask you a question. 1211 00:54:15,723 --> 00:54:17,390 You, uh, mind if we get a picture together? 1212 00:54:17,491 --> 00:54:18,492 AUSTIN: Of course. JASON: Yeah? 1213 00:54:18,593 --> 00:54:20,360 -All right. Be right back. -All right. 1214 00:54:20,862 --> 00:54:21,829 (JASON LAUGHS) 1215 00:54:28,102 --> 00:54:29,103 This is... 1216 00:54:29,203 --> 00:54:31,438 This is literally the last thing I need. 1217 00:54:31,539 --> 00:54:34,175 Do you have any idea how much pressure it is 1218 00:54:34,274 --> 00:54:35,777 to be on morning news? 1219 00:54:35,877 --> 00:54:36,711 No, of course you don't. 1220 00:54:36,811 --> 00:54:38,311 You don't because you're a child. 1221 00:54:38,411 --> 00:54:39,479 You're just a boy. 1222 00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:41,549 Come on, Austin. I'm a man. 1223 00:54:41,649 --> 00:54:43,551 Do you have any idea the kind of stress I'm under? 1224 00:54:43,651 --> 00:54:46,353 It's cutthroat and they're so mean to me. 1225 00:54:46,453 --> 00:54:47,922 Go back to night. 1226 00:54:48,022 --> 00:54:49,657 I can't! That position is filled, 1227 00:54:49,757 --> 00:54:52,193 Jerry Pulmas is in it, and he's good. 1228 00:54:52,292 --> 00:54:53,393 So I'm stuck. 1229 00:54:53,493 --> 00:54:54,929 Plus, they made me quit my band. 1230 00:54:55,029 --> 00:54:56,097 They said it was a bad look. 1231 00:54:56,197 --> 00:54:58,633 Ah... shit, man. You guys rock. 1232 00:54:58,733 --> 00:55:01,135 You could've been a little more punk, though. 1233 00:55:01,235 --> 00:55:02,970 Just get outta my life. (GROANS) 1234 00:55:03,070 --> 00:55:04,071 Oh, piss! 1235 00:55:04,806 --> 00:55:05,773 Fuck! 1236 00:55:09,177 --> 00:55:10,745 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1237 00:55:12,213 --> 00:55:13,514 (BREATH TREMBLES) 1238 00:55:16,383 --> 00:55:17,618 (WHIMPERS) 1239 00:55:19,253 --> 00:55:20,588 Shit. Shit. 1240 00:55:21,889 --> 00:55:22,890 (GROANS) 1241 00:55:24,058 --> 00:55:25,626 There. Is it good? Is it good? 1242 00:55:26,027 --> 00:55:26,994 Yeah. 1243 00:55:27,494 --> 00:55:28,930 -What? -Yeah. 1244 00:55:30,298 --> 00:55:31,632 What? Do I... 1245 00:55:31,732 --> 00:55:33,000 Yeah. 1246 00:55:33,100 --> 00:55:35,703 JASON: See, fellas, told you it's him. (LAUGHS) 1247 00:55:35,803 --> 00:55:37,271 Okay, let's get the selfie now. 1248 00:55:37,370 --> 00:55:39,140 Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1249 00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:41,275 (CHUCKLES) All right. All right. 1250 00:55:41,374 --> 00:55:42,844 -Over here. -Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 1251 00:55:42,944 --> 00:55:44,545 Right in the middle. Let's do this. 1252 00:55:44,645 --> 00:55:46,247 By the way, my mom loves you, man. 1253 00:55:46,346 --> 00:55:47,480 -Aww! -She watches every day. 1254 00:55:47,582 --> 00:55:48,883 Aww. Tell her thank you. 1255 00:55:48,983 --> 00:55:50,117 I appreciate that. 1256 00:56:05,266 --> 00:56:06,534 Steven? 1257 00:56:08,368 --> 00:56:09,937 (TOILET FLUSHES) 1258 00:56:12,940 --> 00:56:13,975 Hi. 1259 00:56:17,444 --> 00:56:19,614 -Hi. -Hello. 1260 00:56:20,848 --> 00:56:21,849 AUSTIN: Hi. 1261 00:56:24,518 --> 00:56:26,220 Replaced your mother already, huh? 1262 00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:27,855 Sorry, just messing around. 1263 00:56:27,955 --> 00:56:29,523 Congratulations. 1264 00:56:29,924 --> 00:56:31,125 Any news? 1265 00:56:31,826 --> 00:56:33,928 Everybody's looking for her, all right? 1266 00:56:34,629 --> 00:56:36,264 You gonna go to school? 1267 00:56:36,364 --> 00:56:37,832 My mother's missing. 1268 00:56:38,299 --> 00:56:39,667 Are you going to work? 1269 00:56:40,801 --> 00:56:41,802 I have to. 1270 00:56:42,837 --> 00:56:44,672 You should be out there looking for her. 1271 00:56:46,274 --> 00:56:47,474 (SCOFFS) 1272 00:56:50,511 --> 00:56:52,680 (PHONE RINGING) 1273 00:56:54,382 --> 00:56:55,917 (PHONE RINGING) 1274 00:56:57,985 --> 00:56:58,953 Hold on. 1275 00:57:01,322 --> 00:57:03,090 Sorry about that. Tami's Florals. 1276 00:57:04,558 --> 00:57:05,927 Oh, wow. Yeah. 1277 00:57:06,027 --> 00:57:08,062 Uh, she's actually never done a bar mitzvah before. 1278 00:57:08,162 --> 00:57:09,664 So let me get your info here. 1279 00:57:18,139 --> 00:57:19,740 (RECEIVER CLATTERS) 1280 00:57:23,544 --> 00:57:24,545 WOMAN: (ON PHONE) Hello? 1281 00:57:24,645 --> 00:57:25,880 (CRAIG CRYING) 1282 00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:26,747 Hello? 1283 00:57:26,847 --> 00:57:28,082 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) 1284 00:57:33,554 --> 00:57:35,488 (SOBBING) 1285 00:57:38,392 --> 00:57:39,727 AUSTIN: (OVER PHONE) Craig. Um... 1286 00:57:39,827 --> 00:57:41,762 I'm really sorry about this Tami situation. 1287 00:57:41,862 --> 00:57:45,166 I can't help but feel some sort of blame for this. 1288 00:57:45,266 --> 00:57:48,302 CRAIG: Oh. No, it's... it's okay. It's all right. 1289 00:57:48,736 --> 00:57:50,771 AUSTIN: Also, um... 1290 00:57:51,405 --> 00:57:53,874 Last night is our secret, right? 1291 00:57:53,975 --> 00:57:56,444 I mean, I could lose it all if that leaks out. 1292 00:57:56,544 --> 00:57:58,079 Yeah, man. It's our secret. 1293 00:57:58,179 --> 00:57:59,146 I trust you. 1294 00:58:01,415 --> 00:58:03,150 -I trust you too. -Be well. 1295 00:58:03,250 --> 00:58:04,652 You be well as well. 1296 00:58:06,287 --> 00:58:09,123 What do people want more than anything in the whole world? 1297 00:58:10,758 --> 00:58:12,126 A good relationship. 1298 00:58:12,460 --> 00:58:13,427 So I propose, 1299 00:58:13,527 --> 00:58:16,097 we don't frame you as a politician. 1300 00:58:17,231 --> 00:58:19,734 We frame you as a friend. 1301 00:58:19,834 --> 00:58:22,303 Digital applications will make it so people 1302 00:58:22,403 --> 00:58:24,305 can interact with their new friend. 1303 00:58:24,405 --> 00:58:25,639 You. 1304 00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:29,377 The trick is, you gotta get these people... 1305 00:58:29,477 --> 00:58:31,012 What the fuck is it? 1306 00:58:31,112 --> 00:58:32,113 (INSPIRING MUSIC PLAYING) 1307 00:58:35,816 --> 00:58:38,152 Uh, the trick with these things 1308 00:58:38,252 --> 00:58:39,387 is you gotta give people 1309 00:58:39,487 --> 00:58:41,555 the illusion of self-expression. 1310 00:58:41,655 --> 00:58:42,857 That's all these people have. 1311 00:58:42,957 --> 00:58:44,458 And that is definitely, definitely 1312 00:58:44,592 --> 00:58:46,093 something that we can build off of. 1313 00:58:46,193 --> 00:58:47,461 Craig, thank you. 1314 00:58:47,561 --> 00:58:48,729 I've also asked Ian here 1315 00:58:48,829 --> 00:58:50,931 to put together a second pitch. Ian? 1316 00:58:51,032 --> 00:58:52,500 -Yeah. Hey, thank you, Craig. -Yeah. 1317 00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:53,768 Great. 1318 00:58:57,772 --> 00:59:01,375 IAN: So... piggy-backing off that, 1319 00:59:01,475 --> 00:59:03,577 why don't we flip this thing on its head? 1320 00:59:03,677 --> 00:59:05,980 Mayor Seth Nichols. Superhero. 1321 00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,082 -(RAP MUSIC PLAYING) -(MR. MENDOZA LAUGHS) 1322 00:59:08,182 --> 00:59:09,083 I look like a Marvel. 1323 00:59:09,183 --> 00:59:11,485 -(MEN CHUCKLE) -Like Hulk, remember him? 1324 00:59:11,585 --> 00:59:13,587 IAN: You wanna know what this looks like? 1325 00:59:14,523 --> 00:59:15,923 Another four years. 1326 00:59:16,023 --> 00:59:17,625 (MEN CHUCKLE) 1327 00:59:17,725 --> 00:59:20,828 Yeah, I just had a great moment of inspiration. 1328 00:59:21,462 --> 00:59:22,730 This might be it. 1329 00:59:23,664 --> 00:59:24,865 How about this? 1330 00:59:25,499 --> 00:59:27,101 Mayor Nichols. 1331 00:59:27,201 --> 00:59:29,870 Coward. Pig. Fuck. 1332 00:59:29,970 --> 00:59:31,839 Uh, his wife is missing, sir. 1333 00:59:31,939 --> 00:59:34,675 You only care about yourself, you sack of shit. 1334 00:59:34,775 --> 00:59:36,444 You don't care about the city. 1335 00:59:36,545 --> 00:59:38,079 I had to go to war with the city 1336 00:59:38,179 --> 00:59:39,046 to put in a speed bump. 1337 00:59:39,146 --> 00:59:40,481 I'm gonna beat the fucking shit out of you. 1338 00:59:40,581 --> 00:59:42,116 -No, no, no! -You motherfucker. 1339 00:59:42,216 --> 00:59:43,217 Get the fuck off me! 1340 00:59:43,317 --> 00:59:44,685 -I'm gonna beat the shit... -Let's get him out. 1341 00:59:44,785 --> 00:59:47,655 Don't pick me up, Ian. This is embarrassing. 1342 00:59:47,755 --> 00:59:49,757 Do not... Watch out for my chair! 1343 00:59:49,857 --> 00:59:50,991 Watch out for my chair! 1344 00:59:51,092 --> 00:59:52,760 Ah! I'm gonna beat the shit outta you! 1345 00:59:52,860 --> 00:59:54,128 -MENDOZA: Get him out! -No! 1346 00:59:54,228 --> 00:59:56,063 -(WATER SPLASHES) -Oh, you spilled that water. 1347 00:59:56,163 --> 00:59:57,031 You spilled water. 1348 00:59:57,131 --> 00:59:58,632 -(MAN YELLING) -(MEN LAUGHING) 1349 00:59:58,732 --> 01:00:00,569 If it was you actually doing it, 1350 01:00:00,668 --> 01:00:02,236 I would be afraid. But he's all like... 1351 01:00:02,336 --> 01:00:03,704 (MAKING FERAL NOISES) 1352 01:00:03,804 --> 01:00:06,340 -MAN: Yeah. -(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 1353 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:07,542 MENDOZA: Craig. 1354 01:00:07,641 --> 01:00:08,976 Craig, get your stuff. 1355 01:00:09,910 --> 01:00:12,379 -Right now. -I was joking around. 1356 01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:14,315 -Craig, leave. -(PHONE RINGS) 1357 01:00:16,150 --> 01:00:16,951 Craig Waterman. 1358 01:00:17,051 --> 01:00:19,653 Craig, Detective Persons here. 1359 01:00:20,187 --> 01:00:21,155 We found Tami. 1360 01:00:23,491 --> 01:00:25,759 Is she... alive? 1361 01:00:26,827 --> 01:00:28,129 (SIREN WAILING) 1362 01:00:28,229 --> 01:00:29,997 (CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1363 01:00:34,435 --> 01:00:35,669 -Here, Mom. -Thank you. 1364 01:00:35,769 --> 01:00:37,238 It's hot, be careful. 1365 01:00:37,338 --> 01:00:39,140 (CHORAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 1366 01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:40,241 (KISSES) 1367 01:01:00,629 --> 01:01:01,596 Blasting the heat. 1368 01:01:01,695 --> 01:01:03,797 It's so fucking hot in here. 1369 01:01:08,702 --> 01:01:09,937 What tea did Stevie give you? 1370 01:01:10,037 --> 01:01:12,740 Is that... that apple berry? 1371 01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,910 It's really good right after a bite of fudge. 1372 01:01:18,045 --> 01:01:19,780 I'm going to get dressed. 1373 01:01:21,015 --> 01:01:23,184 We have people coming over tomorrow. 1374 01:01:28,689 --> 01:01:29,890 What people? 1375 01:01:29,990 --> 01:01:31,292 (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 1376 01:01:31,392 --> 01:01:32,893 MAN: Hey, welcome back, Tami. WOMAN: Welcome back, Tami! 1377 01:01:32,993 --> 01:01:34,663 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1378 01:01:34,762 --> 01:01:36,764 (IMPERCEPTIBLE) 1379 01:01:44,805 --> 01:01:46,006 (DOOR OPENS) 1380 01:01:48,976 --> 01:01:50,077 Oh, hey, I'm sorry. 1381 01:01:50,177 --> 01:01:52,614 Is, uh, is there a bathroom around? 1382 01:01:52,713 --> 01:01:53,847 -CRAIG: Hey. -Hey, man. 1383 01:01:53,948 --> 01:01:55,449 You're the husband, right? 1384 01:01:55,550 --> 01:01:56,850 Yeah. Yeah. I'm Craig Waterman. 1385 01:01:56,951 --> 01:01:58,385 -This is my house. -Oh, cool, cool. 1386 01:01:58,485 --> 01:01:59,453 The bathroom's right there. 1387 01:01:59,554 --> 01:02:01,355 Oh, awesome. Thanks. Yeah. 1388 01:02:01,455 --> 01:02:02,524 Dude. Cool drums, man. 1389 01:02:02,624 --> 01:02:03,592 Oh, thank you, man. 1390 01:02:03,692 --> 01:02:04,892 Yeah, these things are fucking awesome. 1391 01:02:04,992 --> 01:02:06,794 You don't see a lot of green drums. 1392 01:02:06,894 --> 01:02:08,395 You know what I mean, kind of like '70's type. 1393 01:02:08,495 --> 01:02:10,665 '70's. That's what I was going for, '70's vibe. 1394 01:02:10,764 --> 01:02:12,299 -That's a cool decade. -Very cool. 1395 01:02:12,399 --> 01:02:13,867 Got a lot of good music. A lot of good music. 1396 01:02:13,968 --> 01:02:15,135 A lot of good music. A lot of good music. 1397 01:02:15,236 --> 01:02:17,338 Yeah. Economically, could've been better. 1398 01:02:17,438 --> 01:02:19,773 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1399 01:02:19,873 --> 01:02:21,809 -Absolutely. Yeah. -Yeah. 1400 01:02:21,909 --> 01:02:23,612 But we came back. 1401 01:02:23,712 --> 01:02:27,214 Hey, I gotta ask you, man. How does it feel? 1402 01:02:27,314 --> 01:02:28,583 Oh, to have Tami back? 1403 01:02:28,683 --> 01:02:31,952 It's honestly, uh, an incredible relief. 1404 01:02:32,052 --> 01:02:34,288 No, how does it feel to ditch your wife? 1405 01:02:36,658 --> 01:02:37,692 You can't use my fucking toilet. 1406 01:02:37,825 --> 01:02:38,926 You know what I would do? 1407 01:02:39,026 --> 01:02:41,696 I... I look at your wife and I say, "Oh, my God. 1408 01:02:41,795 --> 01:02:42,731 "I would love to just even be 1409 01:02:42,830 --> 01:02:44,798 "a non-sexual partner with her." 1410 01:02:44,898 --> 01:02:45,899 You know what I mean? 1411 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,134 In business or something like that. 1412 01:02:47,234 --> 01:02:49,436 And I would never say, "Hey, come into a sewer 1413 01:02:49,537 --> 01:02:51,005 "so I can... fucking kill you." 1414 01:02:51,105 --> 01:02:52,773 I didn't try and kill her in the sewer. 1415 01:02:52,873 --> 01:02:55,142 -It was an adventure. -You should be dead! 1416 01:02:55,242 --> 01:02:56,745 -You shouldn't even be alive. -You... Fucking... 1417 01:02:56,844 --> 01:02:58,212 You don't even know me, get the fuck outta here! 1418 01:02:58,312 --> 01:02:59,980 -(SPITS) -Hey! Hey! Don't do that! 1419 01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,517 Fuck you! You fucking piece of shit! 1420 01:03:02,617 --> 01:03:04,653 She's so beautiful! 1421 01:03:04,753 --> 01:03:06,854 -Get the fuck outta my garage! -Fuck you! 1422 01:03:06,954 --> 01:03:09,123 Fuck you, you psycho! Who are you? 1423 01:03:09,223 --> 01:03:10,257 (DOOR SLAMS) 1424 01:03:17,398 --> 01:03:19,433 (PUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 1425 01:03:21,502 --> 01:03:23,203 (LIVELY CHATTER) 1426 01:03:30,745 --> 01:03:31,746 Excuse me. 1427 01:03:31,845 --> 01:03:32,813 (TAPPING) 1428 01:03:32,913 --> 01:03:34,281 Excuse me. 1429 01:03:34,381 --> 01:03:35,916 -Hey! -(SILENCE) 1430 01:03:36,016 --> 01:03:39,320 Sorry about that. Uh... just, uh... 1431 01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:41,889 wanted to give a little speech to the, um, 1432 01:03:41,989 --> 01:03:45,225 the guest of honor, my wife Tami Waterman. 1433 01:03:46,026 --> 01:03:47,595 When we went to those tunnels, 1434 01:03:48,530 --> 01:03:49,496 it was for adventure. 1435 01:03:49,597 --> 01:03:51,065 You know, most people think getting dessert 1436 01:03:51,165 --> 01:03:52,933 at Spaghetti Freddy's is wild. 1437 01:03:53,033 --> 01:03:56,203 Well, Tami and I do things a little bit differently. 1438 01:03:56,870 --> 01:03:59,139 And, uh, this one, just... 1439 01:03:59,239 --> 01:04:00,575 this one got away from us. 1440 01:04:00,675 --> 01:04:04,011 But here we are. On the edge of life. 1441 01:04:04,679 --> 01:04:05,879 And the view... 1442 01:04:06,681 --> 01:04:08,516 is absolutely gorgeous. 1443 01:04:08,616 --> 01:04:09,617 To Tami. 1444 01:04:09,718 --> 01:04:10,819 -(APPLAUSE) -GUESTS: Tami. 1445 01:04:10,918 --> 01:04:12,486 Thank you. 1446 01:04:12,587 --> 01:04:14,589 Austin. Austin. 1447 01:04:14,689 --> 01:04:15,889 Look, I got up here. 1448 01:04:15,989 --> 01:04:18,225 Come on, you should get up here if you wanna talk. 1449 01:04:19,426 --> 01:04:22,463 MAN: Since we're doing toasts, um... 1450 01:04:22,564 --> 01:04:25,567 Man, my heart is overflowing with relief 1451 01:04:25,667 --> 01:04:27,134 that one of the brightest souls 1452 01:04:27,234 --> 01:04:29,937 in this dark world is still with us. 1453 01:04:30,037 --> 01:04:31,138 When she was lost, 1454 01:04:31,238 --> 01:04:33,641 I was like a caveman who lost his fire. 1455 01:04:33,742 --> 01:04:34,743 No pun intended. 1456 01:04:34,843 --> 01:04:35,810 (GUESTS LAUGH) 1457 01:04:35,909 --> 01:04:37,010 This is a special woman right here. 1458 01:04:37,111 --> 01:04:38,879 She's a... she's a warrior. She's a healer. 1459 01:04:38,979 --> 01:04:40,347 She's a... 1460 01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:43,317 a mother, um... 1461 01:04:44,151 --> 01:04:46,086 Me and my crew was up all night looking for her. 1462 01:04:46,186 --> 01:04:47,589 I'm just so lucky that she's safe, you know, 1463 01:04:47,689 --> 01:04:49,657 because I don't know what I would be without you. 1464 01:04:49,758 --> 01:04:51,392 -(TAMI CHUCKLES) -To Tami Pinto. 1465 01:04:51,492 --> 01:04:54,395 Uh, Tami Waterman. It's actually Tami Waterman, 1466 01:04:54,495 --> 01:04:56,531 for 16 years. That's my best friend. 1467 01:04:56,631 --> 01:04:59,967 I just wanna thank you all so much for coming. 1468 01:05:00,067 --> 01:05:02,871 You are all like my family. 1469 01:05:02,970 --> 01:05:04,905 You're my friends, but really, you're my family. 1470 01:05:05,005 --> 01:05:06,273 Okay, this has turned into 1471 01:05:06,373 --> 01:05:07,675 a little bit of a free for all. 1472 01:05:07,776 --> 01:05:09,778 Uh, if you wanna talk... 1473 01:05:09,878 --> 01:05:11,746 uh, please get on the chair. 1474 01:05:11,846 --> 01:05:13,247 And you can form a line here 1475 01:05:13,347 --> 01:05:15,115 by the dips and spreads. Okay? 1476 01:05:15,215 --> 01:05:17,951 You know what? We should maybe even kick it up a notch. 1477 01:05:18,051 --> 01:05:19,353 Let's kick it up a notch, huh? 1478 01:05:19,453 --> 01:05:21,823 How about a parade? Wouldn't that be fun? 1479 01:05:21,922 --> 01:05:24,091 A parade for Tami. Come on, folks! 1480 01:05:24,191 --> 01:05:26,661 (IMITATING MARCHING BAND) 1481 01:05:28,061 --> 01:05:29,196 Come on, Tami. 1482 01:05:29,296 --> 01:05:31,800 (imitating marching band) 1483 01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:33,601 People are gonna say, what the fuck-- 1484 01:05:33,701 --> 01:05:35,603 Uh, my name's Patton. 1485 01:05:35,703 --> 01:05:37,371 Um, I just wanna get up here. 1486 01:05:37,471 --> 01:05:41,442 (CHUCKLES) Uh, I'm so like, suddenly so nervous. Um... 1487 01:05:41,543 --> 01:05:43,611 (IMITATING MARCHING BAND) 1488 01:05:43,711 --> 01:05:45,279 Come on, everybody! 1489 01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:49,617 Fucking little rats. 1490 01:05:55,222 --> 01:05:57,291 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1491 01:06:11,773 --> 01:06:14,174 PATTON: We're just so happy that you made it out 1492 01:06:14,274 --> 01:06:16,043 and, uh, the world's a better place. 1493 01:06:16,143 --> 01:06:17,812 I'll leave you guys with this. 1494 01:06:17,912 --> 01:06:19,446 We should still be in Afghanistan 1495 01:06:19,547 --> 01:06:21,883 and I don't know why we pulled out 1496 01:06:21,982 --> 01:06:23,050 in the way we did, 1497 01:06:23,150 --> 01:06:24,451 -it was a shame. -(GUESTS CLAPPING) 1498 01:06:43,571 --> 01:06:45,673 AUSTIN ON TV: Hey there, and welcome back. 1499 01:06:45,773 --> 01:06:47,675 We are very lucky today. 1500 01:06:47,775 --> 01:06:49,009 Joining us now... 1501 01:06:49,109 --> 01:06:50,979 CRAIG: Hey, Stevie. Where's your mom? 1502 01:06:51,078 --> 01:06:52,947 Let's take a look at that seven-day forecast. 1503 01:06:53,046 --> 01:06:56,049 And... Whoa! Look at all that sun. 1504 01:06:57,284 --> 01:06:58,385 It is on the way. 1505 01:06:58,485 --> 01:07:00,254 It is absolutely on the way. 1506 01:07:00,354 --> 01:07:01,288 Whoa! 1507 01:07:01,388 --> 01:07:02,891 Did you just nut your OVDs? 1508 01:07:02,991 --> 01:07:05,158 Come on, Stevie. I didn't nut my OVDs. 1509 01:07:05,259 --> 01:07:06,995 Take a picture, your mom's on the TV. 1510 01:07:07,094 --> 01:07:08,295 It's okay. 1511 01:07:08,395 --> 01:07:10,397 -And that means a storm is... -Heading out. 1512 01:07:10,497 --> 01:07:11,966 That's right. It's heading out. 1513 01:07:12,065 --> 01:07:13,233 It is heading out. 1514 01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:14,903 -You are doing a terrific job. - (CHUCKLES) No. 1515 01:07:15,003 --> 01:07:16,436 I tell ya. Are we hiring? 1516 01:07:16,538 --> 01:07:17,539 (TAMI CHUCKLES) 1517 01:07:17,639 --> 01:07:18,573 'Cause I think we've got a candidate right here. 1518 01:07:18,673 --> 01:07:19,674 Oh, no. 1519 01:07:19,774 --> 01:07:21,509 Thank you, Austin and Tami. 1520 01:07:21,609 --> 01:07:24,311 Back with much more after this. 1521 01:07:24,411 --> 01:07:27,682 Oh, I love this commercial. This guy's really funny. 1522 01:07:27,782 --> 01:07:30,018 Hey. I got the day off. 1523 01:07:30,117 --> 01:07:32,152 Wanna do something? Go to Rick's Bar? 1524 01:07:32,252 --> 01:07:35,155 Rick's Bar? It's 7:30 in the morning. 1525 01:07:35,255 --> 01:07:36,223 And we're 16. 1526 01:07:36,323 --> 01:07:38,726 (COMMERCIAL PLAYING ON TV) 1527 01:07:38,826 --> 01:07:42,129 Oh, you can have my drums. They're yours now. 1528 01:07:42,229 --> 01:07:44,164 Thank you. I gotta go to school. 1529 01:07:44,264 --> 01:07:46,266 Um, you ready? 1530 01:07:49,003 --> 01:07:50,738 Thanks for the baked potato. 1531 01:07:51,338 --> 01:07:52,172 Yep. 1532 01:07:52,272 --> 01:07:54,042 Didn't even know you had it. (SNIFFLES) 1533 01:07:54,141 --> 01:07:56,343 (AUSTIN AND TAMI CONVERSE INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 1534 01:07:57,679 --> 01:08:00,080 So just keep peeling them back. 1535 01:08:00,180 --> 01:08:01,148 Okay. 1536 01:08:01,248 --> 01:08:02,316 You know, as many as you'd like. 1537 01:08:02,416 --> 01:08:03,818 Oh, I feel so... I'm a little nervous. 1538 01:08:03,918 --> 01:08:04,886 Are you? 1539 01:08:04,986 --> 01:08:06,286 I'mma say I'm a little nervous. 1540 01:08:06,386 --> 01:08:07,622 It does look like you're shaking just a little bit. 1541 01:08:07,722 --> 01:08:09,791 Just a little bit. Just a little bit. I know that. 1542 01:08:09,891 --> 01:08:11,059 I had a banana this morning 1543 01:08:11,158 --> 01:08:12,527 and I'm afraid I'm gonna overdo it. 1544 01:08:12,627 --> 01:08:13,861 (TAMI LAUGHS) 1545 01:08:13,962 --> 01:08:15,329 TAMI: You're too funny. 1546 01:08:15,429 --> 01:08:17,364 So, I just want you to take a look 1547 01:08:17,464 --> 01:08:19,667 right here at this gorgeous flower. 1548 01:08:20,602 --> 01:08:21,669 Wow. 1549 01:08:21,769 --> 01:08:24,471 Tell me. Doesn't it look like an artist painted that? 1550 01:08:24,572 --> 01:08:26,273 (CHUCKLES) Okay, you know what? 1551 01:08:26,373 --> 01:08:27,909 You just gave me goosebumps. 1552 01:08:28,009 --> 01:08:29,677 I love how you see the world. 1553 01:08:31,411 --> 01:08:32,880 I love how you see the world. 1554 01:08:32,981 --> 01:08:34,716 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1555 01:08:36,249 --> 01:08:38,553 (LINE RINGING) 1556 01:08:41,823 --> 01:08:43,858 (PHONE RINGING) 1557 01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:50,497 VOICEMAIL: You've reached Tami's Florals. 1558 01:08:50,598 --> 01:08:52,366 Leave a message and I'll get back to you. 1559 01:08:52,466 --> 01:08:54,969 -(VOICEMAIL BEEPS) -Hey, honey, it's me again. 1560 01:08:55,069 --> 01:08:57,605 Craig. Craig Waterman. (CHUCKLES) 1561 01:08:58,205 --> 01:09:00,008 Said my fucking last name to you. 1562 01:09:00,108 --> 01:09:01,274 (CHUCKLES) 1563 01:09:01,375 --> 01:09:03,611 Uh, sorry. I've already had a few boots to drink, 1564 01:09:03,711 --> 01:09:04,779 to be honest with you. 1565 01:09:04,879 --> 01:09:06,948 -Um... -(TOILET FLUSHES) 1566 01:09:07,048 --> 01:09:09,517 I... I made us a reservation. 1567 01:09:10,417 --> 01:09:13,087 Under the last name Fudge. 1568 01:09:13,186 --> 01:09:15,523 So we're gonna have to show up and say, uh, 1569 01:09:15,623 --> 01:09:16,423 we're the Fudges. 1570 01:09:16,524 --> 01:09:18,693 Okay. Call me at Rick's Bar. 1571 01:09:18,793 --> 01:09:19,761 Love ya. 1572 01:09:19,861 --> 01:09:21,696 -(SLAMS RECEIVER) -(SCOFFS) 1573 01:09:38,780 --> 01:09:39,947 (DOOR OPENS) 1574 01:09:41,049 --> 01:09:43,084 -Honey? Hey. -(DOOR CLOSES) 1575 01:09:43,183 --> 01:09:44,351 I was worried about you. 1576 01:09:44,451 --> 01:09:45,987 Come on, let's go to dinner. 1577 01:09:46,087 --> 01:09:48,089 I told you I had plans tonight. 1578 01:09:48,188 --> 01:09:49,791 You did? 1579 01:09:49,891 --> 01:09:51,425 Was that someone else? 1580 01:09:52,392 --> 01:09:54,028 I sent you a voicemail too. 1581 01:09:54,128 --> 01:09:56,263 I made us a little reservation. 1582 01:09:56,363 --> 01:09:58,766 I'm fine to just order in too, if you want. 1583 01:09:59,299 --> 01:10:00,367 How was your day? 1584 01:10:00,467 --> 01:10:02,804 TAMI: (CHUCKLES) It was amazing. 1585 01:10:02,904 --> 01:10:04,271 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1586 01:10:04,371 --> 01:10:06,574 Yeah, I saw... I saw you chatting up 1587 01:10:06,674 --> 01:10:09,110 with everybody on the idiot box. 1588 01:10:09,209 --> 01:10:11,445 My heart is still racing. 1589 01:10:12,279 --> 01:10:14,582 I met so many great people. 1590 01:10:14,682 --> 01:10:15,650 Austin. 1591 01:10:16,216 --> 01:10:17,618 So sweet. 1592 01:10:17,719 --> 01:10:18,786 Yeah. 1593 01:10:18,886 --> 01:10:20,822 You looked so good on there. 1594 01:10:20,922 --> 01:10:22,355 You looked beautiful. 1595 01:10:23,691 --> 01:10:25,560 Oh, I think I might... I'm think I might try 1596 01:10:25,660 --> 01:10:28,563 to make those biscuits I made... tomorrow too. 1597 01:10:28,663 --> 01:10:31,632 You're wearing, like, a perfume? 1598 01:10:31,733 --> 01:10:32,967 It's a cologne. 1599 01:10:33,067 --> 01:10:34,001 Huh. 1600 01:10:34,102 --> 01:10:35,103 Yeah, it's a cologne. 1601 01:10:35,203 --> 01:10:37,605 (PHONE BUZZING) 1602 01:10:45,813 --> 01:10:46,814 Hi. 1603 01:10:47,548 --> 01:10:49,316 Uh-huh. Okay. (GIGGLES) 1604 01:10:49,817 --> 01:10:50,818 Okay. Bye, hun. 1605 01:10:53,121 --> 01:10:54,421 Wrong number? 1606 01:10:55,123 --> 01:10:56,323 (CHUCKLES) 1607 01:10:57,424 --> 01:10:58,425 If we're gonna go to dinner, 1608 01:10:58,526 --> 01:11:00,628 we should probably go right now. 1609 01:11:00,728 --> 01:11:02,597 I have... I have a dinner with the TV people. 1610 01:11:02,697 --> 01:11:04,132 They're gonna be here any minute. 1611 01:11:04,766 --> 01:11:07,602 Well, is there room for one more? 1612 01:11:08,468 --> 01:11:10,004 I didn't know you were free. 1613 01:11:10,104 --> 01:11:11,706 Yes, I'm free. Of course I'm free. 1614 01:11:11,806 --> 01:11:12,807 I'm always free. 1615 01:11:14,742 --> 01:11:16,177 And, you know, 1616 01:11:16,276 --> 01:11:17,912 you wouldn't be a big TV star 1617 01:11:18,012 --> 01:11:20,915 if I didn't take you to that little cool place. 1618 01:11:23,751 --> 01:11:24,752 Mmm-hmm. 1619 01:11:24,852 --> 01:11:25,953 Okay. 1620 01:11:26,053 --> 01:11:27,354 Sorry. 1621 01:11:33,661 --> 01:11:34,629 I... 1622 01:11:35,096 --> 01:11:36,296 (CHUCKLES) 1623 01:11:37,532 --> 01:11:40,300 I had an orgasm in the sewer system. 1624 01:11:52,780 --> 01:11:53,915 That's great. 1625 01:11:54,015 --> 01:11:56,449 -Yeah. -That's great. 1626 01:11:56,551 --> 01:11:58,786 Congratulations. That's really good. 1627 01:12:02,890 --> 01:12:03,891 How? 1628 01:12:06,194 --> 01:12:07,862 I was just, you know, 1629 01:12:08,763 --> 01:12:11,098 sitting there in the dark and, uh... 1630 01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:16,037 I had this... realization. 1631 01:12:17,605 --> 01:12:19,941 And then this release. 1632 01:12:20,041 --> 01:12:22,610 And boom. Just, uh... 1633 01:12:23,544 --> 01:12:25,613 my whole, my whole body was vibrating. 1634 01:12:25,713 --> 01:12:26,747 I mean... 1635 01:12:29,250 --> 01:12:30,417 Wow. 1636 01:12:31,219 --> 01:12:32,452 It wasn't as fun for me. 1637 01:12:32,553 --> 01:12:35,355 I just lost my phone and I got arrested by the pigs. 1638 01:12:37,291 --> 01:12:38,425 You know, 1639 01:12:38,526 --> 01:12:41,095 that my mom never left my narcissistic dad. 1640 01:12:42,263 --> 01:12:44,431 I'm not gonna let that happen to me. 1641 01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:48,401 I'm gonna go stay in Devin's pool house. 1642 01:12:49,337 --> 01:12:51,706 Until I can find a place of my own. 1643 01:12:57,678 --> 01:12:58,646 Who? 1644 01:13:07,922 --> 01:13:09,891 (COSMIC BY MY FRIENDS CALL ME MEL PLAYING) 1645 01:13:10,758 --> 01:13:12,693 ♪ There you are again ♪ 1646 01:13:12,793 --> 01:13:16,631 ♪ In the corner Of a cold dead night ♪ 1647 01:13:16,731 --> 01:13:17,932 (POP MUSIC CONTINUES OVER SPEAKERS) 1648 01:13:18,032 --> 01:13:19,432 ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKERS) Become a hero, 1649 01:13:19,533 --> 01:13:21,102 with the new Zenith mobile Hero Plan. 1650 01:13:21,202 --> 01:13:23,503 Ask your store representative how they can help you 1651 01:13:23,604 --> 01:13:25,373 on your journey to greatness. 1652 01:13:25,472 --> 01:13:27,108 I was able to get you the last one. 1653 01:13:27,208 --> 01:13:28,542 CRAIG: Oh. 1654 01:13:28,643 --> 01:13:31,245 Did you wanna do another Mars Rover case with that? 1655 01:13:31,345 --> 01:13:32,947 Yeah. Um... 1656 01:13:37,952 --> 01:13:41,488 I want something a little stronger than beer. 1657 01:13:41,589 --> 01:13:43,524 Last time I was here, you said you'd give me 1658 01:13:43,624 --> 01:13:45,425 something that's stronger. 1659 01:13:47,161 --> 01:13:48,229 Ramon. 1660 01:13:48,562 --> 01:13:49,797 I'm on break. 1661 01:13:50,898 --> 01:13:51,899 Come with me. 1662 01:13:54,368 --> 01:13:56,237 My name's Tony, but when my hair's down, 1663 01:13:56,337 --> 01:13:57,705 people call me T-Boy. 1664 01:13:57,805 --> 01:13:59,073 What are you looking for? 1665 01:14:00,574 --> 01:14:01,742 I'm stuck. 1666 01:14:02,710 --> 01:14:04,979 I'm about to lose everything. 1667 01:14:05,079 --> 01:14:08,983 I can give you weed, X, uh... shrooms. 1668 01:14:09,417 --> 01:14:10,651 Adderall. 1669 01:14:10,751 --> 01:14:11,519 Um... 1670 01:14:11,619 --> 01:14:14,588 Do you have, uh, do you have ayahuasca? 1671 01:14:14,689 --> 01:14:16,390 Oh, no. (CHUCKLES) 1672 01:14:16,489 --> 01:14:19,760 Uh... but I do have Toad. 1673 01:14:20,127 --> 01:14:21,662 -Toad? -Yeah. 1674 01:14:26,734 --> 01:14:29,303 The Buffalo River toad. 1675 01:14:29,403 --> 01:14:31,372 You, uh, you lick the psychedelic venom 1676 01:14:31,471 --> 01:14:33,674 that it excretes off its rear glands. 1677 01:14:33,774 --> 01:14:37,044 He's similar to ayahuasca, but the trip is way faster. 1678 01:14:37,712 --> 01:14:39,714 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 1679 01:14:40,815 --> 01:14:42,049 (SQUEAKS) 1680 01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:44,151 How much is the frog? 1681 01:14:44,251 --> 01:14:45,252 The toad. 1682 01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:46,887 $100. 1683 01:14:49,590 --> 01:14:50,725 What the hell am I supposed to feed him? 1684 01:14:50,825 --> 01:14:54,161 (LAUGHS) No. It's $100 for a lick, man. 1685 01:14:56,163 --> 01:14:57,665 (SIGHS) 1686 01:15:00,067 --> 01:15:01,501 I'm out of ideas, man. 1687 01:15:04,038 --> 01:15:05,072 Lick a toad. 1688 01:15:06,474 --> 01:15:08,275 Sorry, my money kinda smells really bad 1689 01:15:08,376 --> 01:15:09,610 for some reason. 1690 01:15:09,710 --> 01:15:11,746 The bank gave it to me and it smelled really bad. 1691 01:15:14,615 --> 01:15:16,784 Here. You gave me too much. 1692 01:15:16,884 --> 01:15:18,052 Oh. 1693 01:15:18,152 --> 01:15:19,653 That was sweet of you. 1694 01:15:20,454 --> 01:15:21,722 You ready? 1695 01:15:21,822 --> 01:15:23,691 I don't know. I don't know. 1696 01:15:28,429 --> 01:15:29,830 Here's a little pillow. 1697 01:15:29,930 --> 01:15:30,898 Thank you. 1698 01:15:37,405 --> 01:15:39,707 Your mind is about to disintegrate. 1699 01:15:39,807 --> 01:15:41,475 And then your consciousness is gonna expand 1700 01:15:41,575 --> 01:15:43,744 to become all of infinity. 1701 01:15:43,844 --> 01:15:45,446 You will feel a pain unlike anything 1702 01:15:45,546 --> 01:15:46,781 you've ever felt before, 1703 01:15:46,881 --> 01:15:50,151 followed by a bliss, which... can't even be described. 1704 01:15:51,719 --> 01:15:55,022 You will die and be reborn. 1705 01:15:55,122 --> 01:15:57,358 I'm gonna turn off the lights for you. 1706 01:15:57,458 --> 01:15:58,592 I'm gonna put on some music 1707 01:15:58,692 --> 01:16:00,161 and I'm gonna go get some lunch 1708 01:16:00,261 --> 01:16:01,729 because it's my lunch break. 1709 01:16:02,997 --> 01:16:05,332 You're gonna have such an incredible journey. 1710 01:16:07,034 --> 01:16:08,402 I love you. 1711 01:16:08,502 --> 01:16:10,171 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 1712 01:16:21,550 --> 01:16:24,018 It is like ice cream on a hot summer day. 1713 01:16:24,118 --> 01:16:25,886 (TOAD CHITTERING) 1714 01:16:27,421 --> 01:16:28,389 Don't pop him. 1715 01:16:28,489 --> 01:16:30,257 You look like you're gonna pop him. 1716 01:16:31,926 --> 01:16:35,029 Can you... Can you stay with me? 1717 01:16:35,129 --> 01:16:36,163 I'm sorry. 1718 01:16:36,263 --> 01:16:38,966 I need to go get some Rolos and a Red Bull. 1719 01:16:39,066 --> 01:16:41,202 It's time for you to touch God. 1720 01:16:49,578 --> 01:16:51,312 (TOAD CHITTERING) 1721 01:16:52,079 --> 01:16:53,314 Oh, big lick. 1722 01:16:54,215 --> 01:16:55,282 Was that too big? 1723 01:16:56,350 --> 01:16:57,818 Fuck. Was that too big? 1724 01:17:02,289 --> 01:17:03,657 (BOX CLICKS) 1725 01:17:08,362 --> 01:17:09,763 I love you, toad boy. 1726 01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:13,701 It's T-Boy. 1727 01:17:14,368 --> 01:17:15,736 I love you, T-Boy. 1728 01:17:17,938 --> 01:17:18,806 Hey. 1729 01:17:18,906 --> 01:17:21,275 I actually did a little work for Red Bull. 1730 01:17:21,375 --> 01:17:23,144 They were so mean to me. 1731 01:17:32,486 --> 01:17:35,156 (TOAD CHITTERING) 1732 01:17:42,196 --> 01:17:44,064 (TOAD CHITTERING) 1733 01:17:56,310 --> 01:17:58,245 (TOAD CHITTERING) 1734 01:18:20,669 --> 01:18:23,137 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY ON SPEAKERS) 1735 01:18:29,109 --> 01:18:31,412 Oh, hey. How you doing, man? 1736 01:18:32,614 --> 01:18:34,348 What's for lunch today? 1737 01:18:34,448 --> 01:18:36,250 Black Forest ham. 1738 01:18:36,350 --> 01:18:37,652 Perfect choice. 1739 01:18:37,751 --> 01:18:39,554 What kind of bread? 1740 01:18:39,654 --> 01:18:43,724 Let's go with... Italian herb and cheese. 1741 01:18:43,824 --> 01:18:45,125 All right. 1742 01:18:51,932 --> 01:18:53,167 Foot long, right? 1743 01:18:53,267 --> 01:18:54,603 Yes. 1744 01:18:54,703 --> 01:18:56,503 Usual toppings? 1745 01:18:56,605 --> 01:18:58,472 Foot long cookie on the side. 1746 01:18:58,573 --> 01:19:00,174 Yes, please. 1747 01:19:00,274 --> 01:19:01,375 Thank you. 1748 01:19:01,710 --> 01:19:03,244 (METAL THUDS) 1749 01:19:03,344 --> 01:19:04,812 (PAPER RUSTLING) 1750 01:19:04,912 --> 01:19:06,247 Not toasted, right? 1751 01:19:07,982 --> 01:19:10,484 Eh, let's be wild. Toast it. 1752 01:19:16,056 --> 01:19:17,825 Welcome back, Craig. 1753 01:19:22,196 --> 01:19:24,431 -CRAIG: Is it over? -Yeah, it's over. 1754 01:19:24,532 --> 01:19:27,434 How long did your trip feel? Four or five months? 1755 01:19:27,535 --> 01:19:29,136 It was like a minute. 1756 01:19:29,704 --> 01:19:30,672 I went to Subway. 1757 01:19:30,771 --> 01:19:31,805 The eatery? 1758 01:19:31,905 --> 01:19:33,274 What happened? 1759 01:19:33,374 --> 01:19:34,942 I ordered. 1760 01:19:35,042 --> 01:19:37,011 Did you get the answer you were looking for? 1761 01:19:37,111 --> 01:19:39,780 No, I ordered a sandwich at Subway! 1762 01:19:41,616 --> 01:19:43,317 The toad is mysterious. 1763 01:19:45,052 --> 01:19:46,987 That frog ripped me off. 1764 01:19:48,088 --> 01:19:50,057 Little asshole, little fucker. 1765 01:20:04,572 --> 01:20:06,675 (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) 1766 01:20:06,775 --> 01:20:08,876 AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome to your new life. 1767 01:20:16,884 --> 01:20:18,352 (PHONE CLATTERS) 1768 01:20:18,452 --> 01:20:20,354 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 1769 01:20:20,454 --> 01:20:23,057 (ALARM BEEPING) 1770 01:20:33,467 --> 01:20:36,837 CRAIG: This is why guys shouldn't have friends. 1771 01:20:40,274 --> 01:20:43,043 It'll get you in a ton of trouble. 1772 01:20:47,881 --> 01:20:49,617 People need rules. 1773 01:20:50,618 --> 01:20:52,119 All I need are goals. 1774 01:20:52,219 --> 01:20:55,523 Like trying to eat the full SEAL Team Six lunch 1775 01:20:55,623 --> 01:20:56,591 at Rick's Bar. 1776 01:20:56,691 --> 01:20:58,258 Oh, my God. 1777 01:21:00,461 --> 01:21:03,130 I can't fucking finish all this stuff. 1778 01:21:03,230 --> 01:21:06,100 It's the meal the guys ate after they killed Osama 1779 01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:10,104 and buried him at sea. It's 22,000 calories. 1780 01:21:10,605 --> 01:21:12,306 Yeah, eat up. 1781 01:21:12,406 --> 01:21:13,374 I'm Craig. 1782 01:21:13,474 --> 01:21:15,577 You're gonna grow up to be a beautiful old guy. 1783 01:21:16,845 --> 01:21:17,812 Thank you, Steven. 1784 01:21:17,911 --> 01:21:19,380 I hope you're serious about that. 1785 01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:22,015 CRAIG: If you want a pal, just have a son. 1786 01:21:22,584 --> 01:21:23,951 (SWITCH CLICKS) 1787 01:21:24,051 --> 01:21:27,354 At the end of the day, I'm a lone wolf. 1788 01:21:27,856 --> 01:21:29,289 I accept that. 1789 01:21:35,396 --> 01:21:37,565 Hey, Dad, you didn't tell them it was my birthday, did you? 1790 01:21:37,665 --> 01:21:39,366 Of course not. Did you? 1791 01:21:39,466 --> 01:21:40,769 Mmm-mmm. No. 1792 01:21:40,869 --> 01:21:42,670 Okay good, 'cause you know I hate that shit. 1793 01:21:42,771 --> 01:21:44,739 I mean, you know I hate that shit. 1794 01:21:44,839 --> 01:21:46,106 Anyway, I'm gonna go get a waiver. 1795 01:21:46,206 --> 01:21:47,642 -What's it called? -It's an application. 1796 01:21:47,742 --> 01:21:49,910 Application. 'Cause, like, literally, 1797 01:21:50,010 --> 01:21:52,179 having two girlfriends is killing me financially. 1798 01:21:59,888 --> 01:22:04,692 How's, uh, Devin's and the pool house now? 1799 01:22:04,793 --> 01:22:06,728 Oh, I saw him, uh, on the news. 1800 01:22:06,828 --> 01:22:08,362 -I saw Devin on the news. -TAMI: Hmm. 1801 01:22:08,462 --> 01:22:10,397 They interviewed him 'cause one of his friends 1802 01:22:10,497 --> 01:22:11,699 got all burnt up. 1803 01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:13,033 He looked good. 1804 01:22:14,234 --> 01:22:15,603 -Devin looked good? -Devin looked good. 1805 01:22:15,703 --> 01:22:17,438 Is Dad talking to you about that wild hike we went on 1806 01:22:17,539 --> 01:22:18,972 where he ate all those bad mushrooms again? 1807 01:22:19,072 --> 01:22:20,441 -(CHAIR THUDS) -STEVIE: Oh, my God! 1808 01:22:20,542 --> 01:22:21,676 (TAMI GASPS) 1809 01:22:22,476 --> 01:22:23,611 (TAMI SCOFFS) 1810 01:22:24,378 --> 01:22:25,245 Are you okay? 1811 01:22:25,345 --> 01:22:27,682 Yeah, I'm fine. That just, that scared me. 1812 01:22:31,084 --> 01:22:32,286 It's fine. 1813 01:22:34,722 --> 01:22:36,223 -Sir. -No, no, it's fine. 1814 01:22:36,323 --> 01:22:38,459 -Sir? -(TAMI SIGHS) 1815 01:22:39,894 --> 01:22:41,995 You just bumped into this young lady here 1816 01:22:42,095 --> 01:22:44,298 and I think you should apologize. 1817 01:22:45,767 --> 01:22:47,000 Did I? 1818 01:22:47,569 --> 01:22:48,703 Yeah, you did. 1819 01:22:48,803 --> 01:22:52,139 She almost spilled her stuffed pepper all over herself. 1820 01:22:52,239 --> 01:22:54,174 Can you please apologize? 1821 01:22:58,212 --> 01:22:59,647 I'm not scared of you. 1822 01:22:59,747 --> 01:23:01,181 I bought a van today. 1823 01:23:06,955 --> 01:23:08,422 Apologies, ma'am. 1824 01:23:09,223 --> 01:23:11,559 Enjoy your peppers. 1825 01:23:11,659 --> 01:23:12,660 Thank you. 1826 01:23:16,230 --> 01:23:18,031 You bought a van? 1827 01:23:20,434 --> 01:23:22,737 I think we gotta get the fuck outta here. 1828 01:23:22,837 --> 01:23:23,838 TAMI: What? 1829 01:23:23,938 --> 01:23:26,039 I think we gotta get the fuck out of here. 1830 01:23:26,139 --> 01:23:27,542 TAMI: Oh, come on. 1831 01:23:27,642 --> 01:23:29,443 Let's all enjoy our meals. 1832 01:23:29,544 --> 01:23:32,079 -What the hell did I just do? -It's fine. 1833 01:23:32,179 --> 01:23:33,447 STEVIE: Oh, you motherfuckers. 1834 01:23:33,548 --> 01:23:35,415 -You motherfuckers. -(DRUMS PLAYING) 1835 01:23:35,517 --> 01:23:37,384 -TAMI: Happy birthday! -(ALL CHEERING) 1836 01:23:39,086 --> 01:23:40,487 Blow it out. Come on, we gotta go. 1837 01:23:40,588 --> 01:23:42,222 (BLUES MUSIC PLAYING) 1838 01:23:52,199 --> 01:23:55,637 TAMI: Craig... this is too much. 1839 01:23:55,737 --> 01:23:58,740 Well, you needed it and you deserve it. 1840 01:24:00,675 --> 01:24:02,142 Hey, Mom, do you wanna come inside after this 1841 01:24:02,242 --> 01:24:03,477 and watch a movie or something? 1842 01:24:03,945 --> 01:24:05,580 Um... 1843 01:24:07,381 --> 01:24:08,282 Yeah. 1844 01:24:08,382 --> 01:24:11,418 Yes. Whatever you want, birthday boy. 1845 01:24:11,519 --> 01:24:12,486 STEVIE: Cool. 1846 01:24:15,322 --> 01:24:17,324 Oh! Austin got a new car. 1847 01:24:17,424 --> 01:24:18,660 Sick. 1848 01:24:21,261 --> 01:24:23,731 Whoa. That is so fucking pimp. 1849 01:24:23,831 --> 01:24:25,767 TAMI: There's lots of cars. 1850 01:24:25,867 --> 01:24:27,602 They must be having a party. 1851 01:24:28,068 --> 01:24:29,571 (DOOR CLOSES) 1852 01:24:29,671 --> 01:24:31,138 STEVIE: Oh, by the way. 1853 01:24:31,238 --> 01:24:34,241 This came. Um... it's the wrong address again. 1854 01:24:40,715 --> 01:24:43,017 All right. Can you run it down to him? 1855 01:24:43,116 --> 01:24:44,953 -I'm gonna give Ma the tour. -Yeah. Okay. 1856 01:24:45,053 --> 01:24:47,622 Oh! By the way, there's a new Marvel we should totally rent. 1857 01:24:47,722 --> 01:24:49,023 I heard it's pretty crazy. 1858 01:24:49,122 --> 01:24:51,124 Yeah, that'd be... that'd be really nice. 1859 01:24:51,224 --> 01:24:53,193 (OBJECTS RATTLING) 1860 01:24:59,567 --> 01:25:00,568 (DRAWER SLIDES) 1861 01:25:02,971 --> 01:25:04,171 TAMI: Craig. 1862 01:25:05,138 --> 01:25:07,008 I can't believe you got me that van. 1863 01:25:07,107 --> 01:25:10,143 Seriously. It is... it's so... 1864 01:25:10,243 --> 01:25:12,547 I should've done it a long time ago. 1865 01:25:15,550 --> 01:25:19,119 I wasted so much time doing nothing. 1866 01:25:25,927 --> 01:25:26,894 Hey. 1867 01:25:28,395 --> 01:25:29,764 You been working out? 1868 01:25:31,365 --> 01:25:32,399 I'm just losing weight 1869 01:25:32,499 --> 01:25:33,935 'cause I walk all day, every single day, 1870 01:25:34,035 --> 01:25:36,871 and everybody screams at me. Everybody fucking hates me. 1871 01:25:36,971 --> 01:25:38,338 -Huh. -(LAUGHS) 1872 01:25:38,438 --> 01:25:40,273 You look like you've been working out. 1873 01:25:41,976 --> 01:25:43,243 You been working out? 1874 01:25:43,343 --> 01:25:45,178 -Yeah. -Yeah? 1875 01:25:45,278 --> 01:25:47,180 Yeah. You wanna feel my abs? 1876 01:25:48,215 --> 01:25:49,584 Yeah, if that's all right. 1877 01:25:49,684 --> 01:25:52,152 Yeah. (LAUGHS) 1878 01:25:52,252 --> 01:25:53,855 Okay. I don't know how to do it. 1879 01:25:53,955 --> 01:25:55,590 -No, do it hard! -All right. 1880 01:25:55,690 --> 01:25:56,691 I can't. Oh! Ouch! 1881 01:25:56,791 --> 01:25:58,926 -This is good, right? -Well, I didn't say hit me! 1882 01:25:59,027 --> 01:26:00,128 (LAUGHS) Hi. 1883 01:26:00,227 --> 01:26:01,629 What, are you guys punching each other? 1884 01:26:02,830 --> 01:26:04,098 Oh, shit. 1885 01:26:04,197 --> 01:26:06,868 I forgot to get candles. I gotta get candles. 1886 01:26:06,968 --> 01:26:08,903 All right. We'll do presents in about five minutes. 1887 01:26:09,003 --> 01:26:10,437 All right? You little heartbreaker. 1888 01:26:14,042 --> 01:26:15,208 TAMI: Hey, Craig. 1889 01:26:16,044 --> 01:26:17,545 You wanna take it for a spin? 1890 01:26:17,645 --> 01:26:18,780 Yeah. Hell yeah. 1891 01:26:20,815 --> 01:26:23,518 It's really nice having you in the house. 1892 01:26:25,086 --> 01:26:26,353 I'll see you soon. 1893 01:26:27,922 --> 01:26:29,322 All right, I'll be back. 1894 01:26:40,001 --> 01:26:40,935 (CHUCKLES) 1895 01:26:44,471 --> 01:26:47,274 (HOLIDAY BY CONFIDENCE MAN PLAYING) 1896 01:27:11,532 --> 01:27:14,234 ♪ I get away every day My holiday ♪ 1897 01:27:14,334 --> 01:27:15,469 ♪ I'm gettin' paid ♪ 1898 01:27:15,570 --> 01:27:16,871 ♪ I live it up, on the go ♪ 1899 01:27:16,971 --> 01:27:19,707 ♪ I'm getting high I'm getting low ♪ 1900 01:27:19,807 --> 01:27:21,374 ♪ Kickin' off And I lose control ♪ 1901 01:27:21,475 --> 01:27:23,811 ♪ I'm born to fly I want it all ♪ 1902 01:27:23,911 --> 01:27:26,614 ♪ Take off and I'm everywhere I'm in the air ♪ 1903 01:27:26,714 --> 01:27:29,717 ♪ I'll meet you there I get away every day ♪ 1904 01:27:29,817 --> 01:27:32,285 ♪ My holiday I'm gettin' paid ♪ 1905 01:27:32,385 --> 01:27:34,055 ♪ I live it up, on the go ♪ 1906 01:27:34,155 --> 01:27:36,490 ♪ I'm getting high I'm never low ♪ 1907 01:27:36,591 --> 01:27:38,325 ♪ Kicking off And I lose control ♪ 1908 01:27:38,425 --> 01:27:40,762 ♪ I'm born to fly I want it all ♪ 1909 01:27:42,230 --> 01:27:44,364 (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1910 01:27:44,464 --> 01:27:46,399 (ENGINE REVS) 1911 01:27:56,343 --> 01:27:58,378 (METAL SCRAPES) 1912 01:27:58,478 --> 01:28:00,782 (TIRES SCREECH) 1913 01:28:05,887 --> 01:28:07,889 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1914 01:28:14,028 --> 01:28:15,663 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1915 01:28:15,763 --> 01:28:17,899 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1916 01:28:24,038 --> 01:28:25,305 MAN: Who's he? 1917 01:28:26,641 --> 01:28:27,809 Hey, Zed! 1918 01:28:27,909 --> 01:28:29,110 Look at this. 1919 01:28:29,210 --> 01:28:30,310 We're just getting started 1920 01:28:30,410 --> 01:28:31,846 and I'm already double-fisting. 1921 01:28:31,946 --> 01:28:33,247 Hey, everybody. It's been a minute. 1922 01:28:33,346 --> 01:28:34,982 Craig. 1923 01:28:35,082 --> 01:28:36,050 You can't just come in here. 1924 01:28:36,150 --> 01:28:37,450 I just came to congratulate you 1925 01:28:37,552 --> 01:28:39,987 on that hot rod. That thing is pimp! 1926 01:28:40,087 --> 01:28:41,289 My God! 1927 01:28:41,388 --> 01:28:42,355 Heck, yeah. 1928 01:28:42,455 --> 01:28:43,558 Come on, why don't we, uh... 1929 01:28:43,658 --> 01:28:44,792 I actually got a new car myself. 1930 01:28:44,892 --> 01:28:47,494 I got a Town and Country, midnight envy green, 1931 01:28:47,595 --> 01:28:49,462 -gently used. It's so cool. -Let's go catch up... 1932 01:28:49,564 --> 01:28:51,299 -I should bring mine... -Why don't we... 1933 01:28:51,398 --> 01:28:54,001 Hey! Snacks are going all out tonight. 1934 01:28:55,368 --> 01:28:56,537 (LAUGHS) 1935 01:28:58,039 --> 01:28:59,173 Oh, Garrett. 1936 01:28:59,273 --> 01:29:00,473 I've been thinking so much 1937 01:29:00,575 --> 01:29:02,143 about your little busty daughter 1938 01:29:02,243 --> 01:29:03,544 who everybody keeps staring at. 1939 01:29:03,644 --> 01:29:05,613 Why are people such bad people? 1940 01:29:06,948 --> 01:29:08,082 (MUSIC STOPS) 1941 01:29:10,051 --> 01:29:11,052 All right. 1942 01:29:12,452 --> 01:29:14,755 I'll be outta your hair in just a sec. 1943 01:29:15,990 --> 01:29:17,424 I just wanted to apologize 1944 01:29:17,525 --> 01:29:20,261 for how I acted the last time we hung out. 1945 01:29:21,162 --> 01:29:24,397 I wanna say sorry to Austin for popping you and... 1946 01:29:24,497 --> 01:29:27,101 making the night weird and have to end early. 1947 01:29:28,336 --> 01:29:29,604 I just think it's... 1948 01:29:30,638 --> 01:29:32,472 a lot of stress I'm dealing with right now 1949 01:29:32,573 --> 01:29:34,141 and it came out in that way, I'm sorry. 1950 01:29:35,776 --> 01:29:37,979 AUSTIN: Well, look, hey, we appreciate that, Craig. 1951 01:29:38,079 --> 01:29:39,714 Honestly. Come on. 1952 01:29:39,814 --> 01:29:41,883 Let me show you the hot rod. Come on. 1953 01:29:42,950 --> 01:29:44,417 Is it cool if I stay? 1954 01:29:44,518 --> 01:29:45,686 I apologized. 1955 01:29:49,357 --> 01:29:50,758 (MAN CLEARS THROAT) 1956 01:29:50,858 --> 01:29:52,360 So, that's it. 1957 01:29:52,459 --> 01:29:55,129 I did one strange thing and I'm toast? 1958 01:29:55,229 --> 01:29:56,697 One thing. 1959 01:29:56,797 --> 01:29:59,600 That's it. One thing and you throw me out. 1960 01:29:59,700 --> 01:30:01,969 Maybe you guys are the bad guys, huh? 1961 01:30:02,069 --> 01:30:03,971 Are you guys the bad guys? 1962 01:30:04,071 --> 01:30:05,573 I mean, I know you're not. 1963 01:30:05,673 --> 01:30:08,276 But can you give me a second chance? 1964 01:30:08,376 --> 01:30:10,111 Give me a second chance. 1965 01:30:10,477 --> 01:30:11,779 Get to know me. 1966 01:30:11,879 --> 01:30:13,648 Ask me something. Get to know me. 1967 01:30:13,748 --> 01:30:16,050 All right, come on. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. 1968 01:30:16,150 --> 01:30:17,450 Come on! Ask me something. 1969 01:30:17,551 --> 01:30:18,619 ALL: Whoa, whoa! 1970 01:30:18,719 --> 01:30:21,454 Get to know me, come on! Get to know me! 1971 01:30:21,555 --> 01:30:22,857 Ask me something! 1972 01:30:22,957 --> 01:30:25,026 I got great "Would you rathers!" 1973 01:30:26,060 --> 01:30:28,062 -Don't I, Austin? -(AUSTIN HESITATES) 1974 01:30:28,162 --> 01:30:29,363 Would you rathers? 1975 01:30:29,462 --> 01:30:31,299 Would you rather, like... 1976 01:30:31,399 --> 01:30:33,801 Oh, would you rather, uh, do stand up 1977 01:30:33,901 --> 01:30:36,103 for one whole year just for your dad, 1978 01:30:36,203 --> 01:30:39,573 or would you rather fucking... I don't know. 1979 01:30:39,674 --> 01:30:42,510 I can't think of anything! I'm too nervous! 1980 01:30:42,610 --> 01:30:44,879 I'm too nervous and stressed! 1981 01:30:46,580 --> 01:30:48,215 -You. -(WHIMPERING) 1982 01:30:48,316 --> 01:30:49,917 Ask me something. Ask me something! 1983 01:30:50,017 --> 01:30:51,319 All right, uh... 1984 01:30:51,419 --> 01:30:52,485 What... 1985 01:30:52,586 --> 01:30:54,088 What's your favorite food? 1986 01:30:54,188 --> 01:30:56,057 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1987 01:30:56,157 --> 01:30:58,559 Fuck, I can't fucking think of anything! 1988 01:30:58,659 --> 01:31:00,493 I'm too nervous! 1989 01:31:00,594 --> 01:31:02,096 Somebody else ask me! 1990 01:31:02,663 --> 01:31:03,931 -You! -(GULPS) 1991 01:31:04,031 --> 01:31:05,465 Who the hell are you? 1992 01:31:05,566 --> 01:31:07,335 You guys got a new guy? 1993 01:31:07,435 --> 01:31:09,502 There's a new guy? 1994 01:31:09,603 --> 01:31:11,138 -What's your name? -Jimp. 1995 01:31:11,238 --> 01:31:12,807 I got two twin girls. 1996 01:31:12,907 --> 01:31:13,841 Jim? 1997 01:31:13,941 --> 01:31:14,742 No, Jimp. 1998 01:31:14,842 --> 01:31:17,078 It's like jump with an "I." 1999 01:31:17,511 --> 01:31:19,246 -Jimp? -Jimp. Yeah. 2000 01:31:20,414 --> 01:31:21,916 (HUFFS) 2001 01:31:24,185 --> 01:31:25,152 (SIGHS) 2002 01:31:26,287 --> 01:31:27,254 I'm sorry. 2003 01:31:29,390 --> 01:31:31,125 This is fucking insane. 2004 01:31:31,225 --> 01:31:33,260 This is insane. (LAUGHS) 2005 01:31:34,295 --> 01:31:35,529 I'm sorry. 2006 01:31:36,630 --> 01:31:37,865 (CRAIG SIGHS) 2007 01:31:38,532 --> 01:31:39,934 Should we just sing? 2008 01:31:42,502 --> 01:31:43,704 Let's sing. 2009 01:31:46,841 --> 01:31:50,277 ♪ Boy, you should know that ♪ 2010 01:31:51,512 --> 01:31:55,516 ♪ I've had you on my mind ♪ 2011 01:31:55,616 --> 01:31:59,353 ♪ Your secret admirer ♪ 2012 01:31:59,453 --> 01:32:02,623 ♪ I've been watching you At night ♪ 2013 01:32:02,723 --> 01:32:03,758 -(AUSTIN GRUNTS, GROANS) -(GUNSHOT) 2014 01:32:03,858 --> 01:32:05,292 -(ALL WHIMPER) -CRAIG: Fuck! 2015 01:32:05,393 --> 01:32:06,794 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 2016 01:32:13,267 --> 01:32:14,635 (TENSE MUSIC FADES) 2017 01:32:14,735 --> 01:32:16,537 Everybody, get the fuck on the ground! 2018 01:32:16,637 --> 01:32:19,907 I'm in charge now! I'm the one in charge! 2019 01:32:20,007 --> 01:32:21,675 Don't even fucking look at me! 2020 01:32:21,776 --> 01:32:24,311 Keep your heads down! 2021 01:32:24,412 --> 01:32:26,647 (MOUTHING) Your hair. 2022 01:32:28,649 --> 01:32:31,052 I'll blow your heads off! 2023 01:32:31,152 --> 01:32:32,186 Keep 'em down! 2024 01:32:32,286 --> 01:32:35,056 Garrett, I wanna blow your fat fucking head off! 2025 01:32:35,156 --> 01:32:38,426 You demand attention! I'm sick of it! 2026 01:32:38,527 --> 01:32:41,328 You rich babies! 2027 01:32:41,429 --> 01:32:42,863 (MOUTHING) You're good. 2028 01:32:44,231 --> 01:32:45,199 All right, folks. 2029 01:32:46,333 --> 01:32:48,035 This has been a blast. 2030 01:32:49,136 --> 01:32:50,638 But unfortunately, 2031 01:32:50,738 --> 01:32:53,107 it's a school night for your daddy. 2032 01:32:53,808 --> 01:32:55,943 (POLICE SIRENS APPROACHING) 2033 01:32:56,043 --> 01:32:56,844 You rats! 2034 01:32:56,944 --> 01:32:58,813 You called the fucking cops? 2035 01:33:04,485 --> 01:33:06,921 (SYNTH-POP MUSIC PLAYING) 2036 01:33:15,729 --> 01:33:17,298 (POLICE RADIO CHATTER) 2037 01:33:32,980 --> 01:33:35,850 -Great hanging, Craigy. -So fun, dude. 2038 01:33:35,950 --> 01:33:37,418 GARRETT: Great to see you guys. 2039 01:33:37,519 --> 01:33:39,420 Great to see you, man. 2040 01:33:39,521 --> 01:33:41,055 CRAIG: Of course, of course. 2041 01:33:41,155 --> 01:33:43,858 -I'll see you Friday night. -Yes. Yes. I'll be there. 2042 01:33:43,958 --> 01:33:45,960 -I'll call you later. -Yeah, see ya. See ya. 2043 01:33:46,060 --> 01:33:46,827 Yeah. 2044 01:33:46,927 --> 01:33:50,064 (LAUGHS) All right. All right. 2045 01:33:51,065 --> 01:33:51,932 Hey. 2046 01:33:52,032 --> 01:33:53,400 You know how to get home, right? 2047 01:33:53,501 --> 01:33:54,536 I'll do my best. 2048 01:33:54,635 --> 01:33:56,170 (BOTH LAUGHING) 2049 01:33:56,270 --> 01:33:57,338 Hey. 2050 01:33:58,272 --> 01:33:59,773 I love you, rock star. 2051 01:34:00,875 --> 01:34:02,243 I love you, Craigy. 2052 01:34:07,114 --> 01:34:09,183 -(POLICE RADIO CHATTER) -(DOG BARKING) 2053 01:34:14,355 --> 01:34:16,690 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 2054 01:34:16,790 --> 01:34:18,993 (CHORUS CHANTING RHYTHMICALLY) 2055 01:34:24,965 --> 01:34:26,834 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 2056 01:34:36,143 --> 01:34:37,811 (CHORUS CHANTING RHYTHMICALLY) 2057 01:34:37,912 --> 01:34:40,247 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 2058 01:34:53,260 --> 01:34:54,495 (MY BOO BY GHOST TOWN DJ'S PLAYING) 2059 01:34:54,596 --> 01:34:57,632 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 2060 01:34:57,731 --> 01:35:01,368 ♪ I want to be your lady Maybe ♪ 2061 01:35:01,468 --> 01:35:04,772 ♪ If your game is on Give me a call, boo ♪ 2062 01:35:04,872 --> 01:35:06,508 ♪ If your lovin' strong ♪ 2063 01:35:06,608 --> 01:35:08,742 ♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪ 2064 01:35:08,842 --> 01:35:12,146 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 2065 01:35:12,246 --> 01:35:16,016 ♪ I want to be your lady Maybe ♪ 2066 01:35:16,116 --> 01:35:19,820 ♪ If your game is on Give me a call, boo ♪ 2067 01:35:19,920 --> 01:35:21,556 ♪ If your lovin' strong ♪ 2068 01:35:21,656 --> 01:35:24,058 ♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪ 2069 01:35:24,158 --> 01:35:28,963 ♪ Every day I pray My heart can win ♪ 2070 01:35:31,498 --> 01:35:36,270 ♪ Every night I pray I can call you my man ♪ 2071 01:35:36,370 --> 01:35:38,405 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 2072 01:35:38,505 --> 01:35:40,274 ♪ I need you ♪ 2073 01:35:40,374 --> 01:35:41,976 ♪ I want you ♪ 2074 01:35:42,076 --> 01:35:45,580 ♪ To have you, hold you Squeeze you ♪ 2075 01:35:45,680 --> 01:35:49,551 ♪ So I'm going out Every weekend ♪ 2076 01:35:49,651 --> 01:35:53,087 ♪ Just to see my boo again ♪ 2077 01:35:53,187 --> 01:35:56,524 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 2078 01:35:56,625 --> 01:36:00,194 ♪ I want to be your lady Maybe ♪ 2079 01:36:00,294 --> 01:36:04,398 ♪ If your game is on Give me a call, boo ♪ 2080 01:36:04,498 --> 01:36:05,933 ♪ If your lovin' strong ♪ 2081 01:36:06,033 --> 01:36:07,736 ♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪ 2082 01:36:07,835 --> 01:36:11,205 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 2083 01:36:11,305 --> 01:36:15,075 ♪ I want to be your lady Maybe ♪ 2084 01:36:15,175 --> 01:36:18,812 ♪ If your game is on Give me a call, boo ♪ 2085 01:36:18,912 --> 01:36:20,582 ♪ If your lovin' strong ♪ 2086 01:36:20,682 --> 01:36:22,717 ♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪ 2087 01:36:22,816 --> 01:36:26,287 ♪ These feelings I have for you ♪ 2088 01:36:26,387 --> 01:36:30,024 ♪ That go deeper If you can come ♪ 2089 01:36:30,124 --> 01:36:32,694 ♪ Correct with your game boy ♪ 2090 01:36:32,793 --> 01:36:33,827 ♪ No, no ♪ 2091 01:36:33,927 --> 01:36:37,632 ♪ No you can't be lame boy ♪ 2092 01:36:37,732 --> 01:36:41,135 ♪ But if you can please me ♪ 2093 01:36:41,235 --> 01:36:44,739 ♪ Then my love Will come easy ♪ 2094 01:36:44,838 --> 01:36:47,875 ♪ I'll do anything you want ♪ 2095 01:36:47,975 --> 01:36:49,778 ♪ Freak me, boy ♪ 2096 01:36:49,877 --> 01:36:52,012 ♪ I'm thinking of you ♪ 2097 01:36:52,112 --> 01:36:55,550 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 2098 01:36:55,650 --> 01:36:59,219 ♪ I want to be your lady Maybe ♪ 2099 01:36:59,320 --> 01:37:02,856 ♪ If your game is on Give me a call, boo ♪ 2100 01:37:02,956 --> 01:37:04,626 ♪ If your lovin' strong ♪ 2101 01:37:04,726 --> 01:37:06,795 ♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪ 2102 01:37:06,894 --> 01:37:10,565 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 2103 01:37:10,665 --> 01:37:14,234 ♪ I want to be your lady Maybe ♪ 2104 01:37:14,335 --> 01:37:17,772 ♪ If your game is on Give me a call, boo ♪ 2105 01:37:17,871 --> 01:37:19,541 ♪ If your lovin' strong ♪ 2106 01:37:19,641 --> 01:37:22,076 ♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪ 2107 01:37:22,176 --> 01:37:25,979 ♪ Boy, you've got all I need ♪ 2108 01:37:26,080 --> 01:37:28,882 ♪ From what I see ♪ 2109 01:37:29,584 --> 01:37:30,685 ♪ And, boy ♪ 2110 01:37:30,785 --> 01:37:36,457 ♪ Every night I am Constantly thinking of you ♪ 2111 01:38:06,019 --> 01:38:09,223 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 2112 01:38:09,323 --> 01:38:13,293 ♪ I want to be your lady Maybe ♪ 2113 01:38:13,394 --> 01:38:16,964 ♪ If your game is on Give me a call, boo ♪ 2114 01:38:17,064 --> 01:38:18,666 ♪ If your lovin' strong ♪ 2115 01:38:18,767 --> 01:38:20,668 ♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪ 2116 01:38:20,769 --> 01:38:24,706 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 2117 01:38:24,806 --> 01:38:27,474 (COP KILLER BY JOHN MAUS PLAYING) 2118 01:38:37,752 --> 01:38:39,353 ♪ Cop killer ♪ 2119 01:38:42,022 --> 01:38:45,392 ♪ Let's kill The cops tonight ♪ 2120 01:38:47,729 --> 01:38:51,131 ♪ Kill them, cop killer ♪ 2121 01:38:53,300 --> 01:38:56,937 ♪ Let's kill Every cop in sight ♪ 2122 01:38:57,772 --> 01:39:00,307 ♪ Cop killer ♪ 2123 01:39:12,486 --> 01:39:16,123 ♪ Law ♪ 2124 01:39:16,223 --> 01:39:20,628 ♪ Against the law ♪ 2125 01:39:21,830 --> 01:39:26,467 ♪ Against the law ♪ 2126 01:39:27,702 --> 01:39:31,338 ♪ Against the law ♪ 2127 01:39:54,061 --> 01:39:56,163 ♪ Cop killer ♪ 2128 01:39:58,332 --> 01:40:01,536 ♪ Let's kill The cops tonight ♪ 2129 01:40:04,004 --> 01:40:07,241 ♪ Kill them, cop killer ♪ 2130 01:40:09,511 --> 01:40:13,948 ♪ Let's kill Every cop in sight ♪ 2131 01:40:14,047 --> 01:40:16,551 ♪ Cop killer ♪ 2132 01:40:17,417 --> 01:40:21,421 ♪ Law ♪ 146838

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