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But first, my sister.
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Is she coming or... Is she here?
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Ohh!
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No! Fuck!
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Who is this?
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- What is that?
- Very nice choice, Kati.
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- What in the fuck is coming out of you?
- Strong man.
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I can't wait to have a taste.
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You don't want me now, do you?
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No.
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I mean, yeah, yeah, I do.
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I do, I'm really horny. I just...
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You're so beautiful.
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Okay.
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Do her first and then me.
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Okay?
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Monsieur. Monsieur.
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Use the backdoor. She likes it.
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Don't talk to her.
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Come over here.
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Fuck me, big boy.
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Yes! Fuck her.
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She wants you.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Go get her.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Yeah, her first.
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Bonsoir, Monsieur.
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Bonsoir.
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Your French is fantastic.
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It arouses me
that you are a world traveler.
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Merci.
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Drop your pants and fuck me now!
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- Okay.
- It's my turn.
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Put some butter on that baguette
and shove it in my ass.
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Mmm...
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Now,
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get it hard.
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Shove it in my tight little ass.
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Give it a good tug
like you're starting a lawn mower.
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Yes! Tug, tug, tug.
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Big and hard.
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Your peepee is not going to grow?
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I'm trying, man.
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- You've never had sex before?
- That's not what it is--
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Kati, you have to bring a man
who's ready to fuck.
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Your boy's not even hard.
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Pull harder.
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Fuck.
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Sorry, I...
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You're not going to?
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I'm sorry. I'm just having a little--
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Do you need a little help?
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No, no, I'm having
a little trouble back here.
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Put it in my mouth.
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No, no, no. That's okay.
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- Oui. She loves it.
- Put it in my mouth, baby.
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- In her mouth?
- Oui. Put it in her mouth.
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It's so special for her.
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Climb up here and put it in my mouth.
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Can I put it in your mouth instead?
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Do her first.
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Then, oui.
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- I'm much better at oral...
- Oh, my God.
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...than Kati.
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- I love it in my mouth.
- Fuck.
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Feeling it change in my mouth.
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It's exciting.
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Mount me, big boy.
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Step over the back.
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And lower yourself into my mouth.
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- In the mouth.
- Come in my mouth.
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Oui, oui, Juju. You got this.
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Little, little.
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Oh, fuck. What am I doing?
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I can't wait for my turn.
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Me too.
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He's growing in my mouth.
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Okay. Okay.
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I'm ready, I guess.
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- Okay.
- Don't come in my mouth.
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- Save it for my ass.
- Jesus.
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You're so tasty.
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- Fuck me.
- Oh, God!
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Oh, yes. Not just the head.
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All the way.
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God!
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Oh, that feels good.
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Juju!
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Fuck me harder.
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Yeah, Juju, like that.
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- Fuck me, you pussy.
- Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God!
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Please stop talking.
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No, you stop talking and fuck me!
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- She loves it.
- Good.
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She hasn't made love in years.
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Ohh, I'm so lucky.
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Take me.
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I can't wait for you.
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Oui. Ma soeur.
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- Are you going to come?
- No. God, no.
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Wait.
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I'm going to come.
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- Oh, fuck!
- Oui!
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You go, girl!
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Is she okay?
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Oui. Juju, you did it.
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Yeah, I guess I did.
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She's so happy.
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That's nice.
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Uh...
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Can we go now?
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Oui.
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Oh, my God.
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Ignore her.
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Gladly.
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Oui...
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Fuck me harder!
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Oui, that's it! That's it!
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Good boy.
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Hey!
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Suck my big toe.
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Your big toe?
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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Ah, that's it!
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Just like that.
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Hey, that's my toe, baby!
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Oh, fuck! What...
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You're not a nice person.
Nobody in this town is!
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Where are you going?
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Come back here, Donkey Dick!
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Love.
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It fucking sucks.
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But it takes a little while to learn that.
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Ah, young love.
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Enjoy your first dry tug, young man.
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Hm?
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You can't choose who you love,
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and you definitely can't choose
who loves you.
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Wonder if they're together again.
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They're not.
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He's in hell.
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I love stories about love.
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And that's because I have a heart
twice the size of a normal person.
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It's called cardiomegaly,
and it very well might kill me.
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I can't wait.
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I love you.
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I love you so much.
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Are you feeling okay?
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Yeah.
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The meds are working really well.
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- Good, good.
- The kids are coming later?
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- They're coming, yeah.
- Okay. Good.
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Sarah, Carl.
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This is Lilly Weiland.
She's from the Last Wish group.
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I'll leave you to it.
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You must be Sarah.
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Hi. And you are?
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Oh, I'm Carl. I'm her husband.
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What's the Last Wish group?
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Well, uh, we do our very best
to deliver wishes.
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Bucket list experiences
for people like Sarah.
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Oh, my God, that's so awesome.
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You're still full of surprises.
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Oh, God, you two are so cute.
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Oh, well, I hit the jackpot with this one.
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He's the Popeye to my Olive Oyl.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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What's your wish, honey?
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Well, Sarah did not make it easy on me,
but I love a challenge.
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It's Sergei, isn't it?
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The violinist?
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She wanted to see the symphony
one last time.
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It's not that but...
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Is it Chip and Joanna Gaines from HGTV?
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Maybe Maroon 5 Adam Levine.
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Wait, it's...
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Barry the Sandwich Guy on TV.
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How are you doing, bud?
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Um, so your last wish is a Hoagie?
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Well, that and other things.
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Her wish includes a turkey
and provolone club
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- from the Hoagie Hut.
- Bestseller.
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A bag of sea salt potato chips.
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As requested.
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And for Barry,
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the manager of Hoagie Hut...
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Owner-operator.
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Owner-operator to...
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"Fuck every hole
and fill me with this big boy jizz.
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I want big boy jizz,
not little bitch boy jizz
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to make me feel like a real woman,
for once in my life."
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Wait, wait, wait. What is this?
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Is this some sort of prank or something?
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No, it's the real deal, pal.
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What's big-boy jizz?
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That's the only kind I carry.
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Hold on.
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I'm sorry. Is there gonna be a problem?
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- Actually, I'm sorry. There is a problem.
- Yeah, there's a problem.
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I think you missed the part about him
dragging his nuts across my face.
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What?
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Oh, God, I'm so sorry,
It continued on to the next page.
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"I want him to drag his nuts
across my face..."
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- There it is.
- "...fold me in half
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and make me his cum pig.
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Shove my head in a trash can
to snap my back..."
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"Cum pig"?
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"...and to fill me with this girthy meat."
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Wait a second. Are you cheating on me
with Barry from Hoagie Hut?
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- Whoa. No.
- No!
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The guy we make fun of his billboards.
He karate-chops his sandwiches. That guy?
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Of course not. Of course not.
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No, no, no, no.
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This is just a fantasy.
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Fantasies happen in your mind.
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This is happening right now in this room.
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No, it's like...
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It's like last year
when you went to the Masters.
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This is not that at all! That was golf.
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This is my golf.
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- You both like golf.
- Shut up, Barry.
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All right, Carl,
let's just give them some space.
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Excuse me, um...
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So my wife isn't mentally fit
to make this decision, right?
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Oh. This one is still as sharp as a tack.
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Do not spit on my dying wife, man.
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- Piece of shit.
- All right, let me go talk to him.
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You spit on her, man.
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Look, I don't know if I'm going crazy,
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but it feels like
you don't want me to fuck your wife.
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That's correct.
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Shit.
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I've been holding this load for a week.
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- I don't care.
- I lapped it up, Daddy!
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Good girl.
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You know, the thing is, man,
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I think you're just kind of
looking at the situation wrong.
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It's about perspective.
You know what you are?
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- What?
- A ham and cheese sandwich.
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They're good. It's good bread,
it's good ham, it's good cheese.
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But you can get it anywhere, any day.
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And I'm over here.
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I'm like imported specialty meats.
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Prosciuttos, and jamón serranos,
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some Vietnamese pork belly,
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bok choy, kare-kare.
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I'm like a bánh mì.
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You see that and you go,
"This is fucking crazy."
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You get it?
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He gets it.
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All right. If I start now,
I can come four times in an hour.
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- Oh.
- Ah, the first one is always quick.
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I don't know why.
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No.
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No, no, no. Nope!
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You can't do this.
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You cannot do this!
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- I already took the pill.
- I'm sorry.
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Did I just hear someone deny a last wish?
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Him.
268
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In my 35 years of medicine,
I've never heard someone deny a last wish.
269
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You're being incredibly selfish, Carl.
270
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I'm selfish?
271
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Am I losing my fucking mind?
272
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:57,905
You know, we can certainly
have you evaluated
273
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if you're feeling unwell.
274
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That's a good idea, Doc.
275
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- That won't be necessary.
- Good.
276
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- Okay.
- All right, Carl.
277
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- Let's get you out of here.
- Come on.
278
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You're not gonna wanna see this.
279
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,267
I can't wait for you to try this.
280
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I'm using a new mayo.
281
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Barry?
282
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Can you please use a condom?
283
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No.
284
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Good evening.
285
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This is your captain speaking.
286
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We're at cruising altitude.
287
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,799
While you sleep, I'll pet the co-pilot.
288
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,135
Have a good flight.
289
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,190
In love?
290
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,281
Excuse me?
291
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,361
You in love?
292
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:26,827
Oh, no, it's for my wife.
293
00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,370
You don't love your wife?
294
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:30,122
Sorry.
295
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,036
I meant yes, I love my wife.
296
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,126
Just...
297
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:37,291
I'm going home after being away
for a while. That's all.
298
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,094
We good?
299
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:45,841
I feel like I know you.
300
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,302
Nah, you don't.
301
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,935
Wait. Are you that comedian?
302
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,019
No.
303
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:53,145
Bikes!
304
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,980
Right! Tom Segura.
305
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,398
You're funny, man.
306
00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:59,401
- Bikes! Bikes!
- Okay. Dude.
307
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:00,402
- Sir? Sir.
- Yeah.
308
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,321
I'm going to need you
to keep your voice down.
309
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,697
Me?
310
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:05,569
Thank you for your cooperation.
311
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:11,372
- I always yell that. Bikes!
- Okay, thank you. Appreciate it, man.
312
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,369
What was that other bit you had again?
313
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:15,292
I don't know.
314
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:18,671
Oh, yeah, it's that
calling someone a midget
315
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,840
isn't as bad as calling someone a.
316
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,883
Jesus Christ, dude!
317
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:25,261
- You can't say that.
- What?.
318
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,263
- You shouldn't say that word.
- But you did.
319
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:30,641
- You said that in your act.
- It was a joke from a long time ago, okay?
320
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,393
Such a funny joke.
321
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:35,604
The joke was about equating words
that aren't equal.
322
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,314
Somebody said that they were,
323
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,650
and all I said
was that saying the "M" word
324
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,939
was not the same as saying the "N" word.
325
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,321
But I don't say either in my real life,
326
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:47,616
and you're saying both
right now very loudly, I might add.
327
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:50,786
The captain has turned on
the seatbelt sign.
328
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,329
We're gonna have a few bumps.
329
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:53,956
So let me get this straight.
330
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:58,002
Your argument is saying, "midget" isn't
331
00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:01,297
as hurtful as saying.
332
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,002
Christ, dude!
333
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:04,925
Yes, sir?
334
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:07,177
That man is very inappropriate.
335
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,430
- He also hates his wife.
- No, I don't hate my wife.
336
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,885
Sir, please do not make me ask you again.
337
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,807
You really should not say that word.
338
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,064
I'm sorry, which word?
339
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,733
You know which one's off limits.
340
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:25,195
- I do not know. I say a lot of words.
- We're talking about two fun words
341
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,990
that you get to play with one
and you don't get to touch the other.
342
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,575
What about me, Tommy?
343
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,864
What words am I allowed to say?
344
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,458
You can say both.
345
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,500
Both what?
346
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,538
Both words.
347
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,756
Both words that we were...
He was saying. Out loud.
348
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,090
Tell me what word.
349
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,550
I can't.
350
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:47,801
Why?
351
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,845
'Cause... 'cause you're...
352
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:50,763
I'm what?
353
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,301
You're both of the...
354
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,101
You fit into the different boxes.
355
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,645
He said I could fit into boxes now.
356
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,313
Fitting in a box? We can fit in a box?
357
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,815
I'm calling it flying first class.
This what I get--
358
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,984
- I need an able-bodied volunteer.
- Right here.
359
00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:06,153
So we're not able-bodied?
Is that what you're saying?
360
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,822
- I'm just trying to help.
- Come with me, please.
361
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,449
- You guys are nuts.
- You're nuts, man.
362
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,992
You saved my ass. Those guys--
363
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,285
Do you speak Spanish?
364
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,328
Yeah. Fluently.
365
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,575
- The pilots are dead.
- What?
366
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,168
What the fuck?
367
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:22,586
How did this happen?
368
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:25,965
They were doing their pilot sex shit,
and it got out of hand.
369
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,591
Pilot sex shit?
370
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:29,671
All pilots have sex with each other.
371
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,346
Why do you think Sully hit those birds?
372
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,348
They left that part out of the movie.
373
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,558
Yeah. Okay, we need you to land the plane.
374
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:37,596
What?
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