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[DAVID POMERANZ SINGING
"NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME NOW"]
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♪ Sometimes the world
Looks perfect
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♪ Nothing to rearrange
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♪ Sometimes you just
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♪ Get a feeling like you need Some kind of change
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♪ No matter what
The odds are this time
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♪ Nothing's gonna
Stand in my way
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♪ This flame in my heart
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♪ Like a long-lost friend
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♪ Gives every dark street
A light at the end
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♪ Standing tall
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♪ On the wings of my dream
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♪ Rise and fall
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♪ On the wings of my dream
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♪ Through the rain and thunder
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♪ The wind and haze
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♪ I'm bound for better days
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♪ It's my life and my dream
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♪ And nothing's gonna
Stop me now ♪
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Appleton.
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LARRY: Yes, sir, Mr. Wainright.
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They did?
Well, uh, yes sir!
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I'm your man. What is it?
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No, they want you to
go on a game show
called Risk it All.
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Interesting. Uh, well,
what is it, Payola?
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Show's fixed?
What's the angle?
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It's a piece for
the Sunday supplement.
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Well, yes, sir,
I... I'll stay
late tonight
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and research the history
of game shows,
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you know, I think
they started on radio.
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Appleton, you go
on the show,
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you write 2,000 words
about what it's like to be
a contestant.
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It's a game show,
it's not Watergate.
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Now, you better get going,
you gotta be there in
30 minutes.
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Well, that's awfully
short notice, sir.
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This is journalism, Appleton.
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We do things on short notice.
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Y... Yes, sir.
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Hi, cousin.
Balki. Balki.
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Look, I... I need
you to be my partner
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on some stupid game
show called Risk it All.
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That's my favorite
game show!
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I'm going to call
all our friends
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and tell them
to meet us there.
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No, I'd... I'd rather
you didn't.
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and his lovely
co-hostess Kelly Langston.
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Tell me about it in the car.
I read her book.
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Kelly talks to teens
about hygiene.
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There's a great chapter
on skin care.
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"How to be a hit,
in spite of your zit."
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Come on, time is running out.
Oh, she's gonna reload.
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Let's see if she can knock
it off before times run out!
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Five!
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ALL:
Four, three.
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Two, one.
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No, they didn't
make it in time.
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Oh, you did so well
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but you lose everything.
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ALL: Aw!
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Well, thanks, for joining us.
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So long, ladies
from Risk it All.
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Come on.
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Try harder.
It's your fault, always.
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Balki, you didn't tell
me about the stunts.
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Cousin, everybody knows
about the stunts.
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Why you think
they put us in jumpsuits?
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As a fashion statement?
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This is awful.
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Kelly, let's introduce
our next two contestants.
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Bink, they're two cousins
from right here in Chicago.
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Larry Appleton
and Balki Bartokomous.
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Let's welcome them to...
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ALL: Risk it All.
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Oh, cousin,
it's the Wheel of Schmutz!
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It is the Wheel of Schmutz!
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Oh, cousin, sit on it!
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Oh, Dueling Buckets!
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Dueling Buckets,
I want to live here!
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Kelly!
Kelly, it's you.
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Oh, you're my favorite
game show hostess.
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I'm so happy to see you.
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And listen, I don't believe
that story about you posing
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for those photographs before
you became a big star.
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Well, looks like we've got
a live one, huh, Kelly?
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Bink! Bink, let me
look at you.
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Let me look at you.
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I can tell you've never
been on television before
have you, Balki?
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Tell you what, you...
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Hi, everybody.
Mary Anne.
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Come here, come here.
Come here.
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Why don't you do
me a favor here, Balki?
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You just stand right here
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and let me
start the game, okay?
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Balki, you're embarrassing me.
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All right, it's time to play...
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ALL: Risk it All!
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Now, here's how we play
our money round.
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Kelly, will describe
a stunt to you
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and then I'll ask
you a question.
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You can either do the stunt
or answer the question.
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You got it?
Got it.
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Uh, Bink, did you say we could
either perform the stunts
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or answer the question?
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That's right.
Well, yeah.
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But, cousin, nobody answers
the question.
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I mean, that you can't have
fun that way, can you, Bink?
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Well, you could have fun
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if you try this stunt.
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It's the Wheel of Schmutz.
Kelly?
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Oh, I love
the Wheel of Schmutz.
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Cousin, this one,
these buckets come around
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with this disgusting stuff
and you reach inside
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to pick out the necklace...
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Balki, Balki, it's Kelly's job
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to describe the stunts, okay?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
You're right.
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Okay.
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Kelly?
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I think I understand
the stunt.
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You do something
and you get messy.
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The question is...
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Which famous artist
cut off his ear?
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What are you doing?
I'm gonna answer the question.
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No, no, cou...
Uh, just, uh...
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Bink, just, just let me
have just one moment.
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I think, Cousin Larry's
missing all the fun here.
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Guys, it's only
a 30-minute show.
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Could we move
it along, please?
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Bink, uh, just,
just one minute.
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Now we're just gonna
answer the questions,
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get some cash and go home.
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No stunts!
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That way I get my story
and avoid humiliation.
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I'm going to press
that stunt button
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before you ever
think of getting
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near that question button.
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Oh, really?
Oh, really.
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You think so?
Yes, I do.
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Bink, the artist
who cut off his ear
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is Vincent van Gogh.
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That's right!
You've just won $25.
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Now, get ready, guys,
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because our next stunt is...
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Sit On It! Kelly!
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Balki and Larry,
all you have to do
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is break four little balloons
by sitting on them.
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The balloons
are filled with...
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Whipped cream!
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I knew it, I knew it.
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They're always filled
with something!
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You may not wanna do the stunt,
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you may want to answer
this question.
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In the Peanutscartoon
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who is always calling
Charlie Brown 'blockhead'?
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Lucy Van Pelt!
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That's absolutely right!
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You've won $50!
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Cousin...
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I've tried reasoning with you.
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It failed.
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I want to do the stunts!
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So from here on out,
it's war!
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I'm throwing down the cutlet!
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For $500, what will it be?
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The stunt?
Or the question?
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Bink, the first man to sail
around the world
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was Ferdinand Magellan.
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That's absolutely right!
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BINK: You've just won $500.
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Well, Larry and Balki,
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you're the first
two contestants
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ever to make it to
the final question
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Well, we're going
to do the next stunt.
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Yeah? Well, this is one
stunt that you may like.
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Let's take a look.
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Kelly.
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and send it flying across
the stage
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where the other one
catches it...
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In a bucket
of barbecue sauce.
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I love Flying Chickens.
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And I'm going to do...
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Flying Chickens.
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The button doesn't count
until Bink reads the question.
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Now, for $1,000.
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Who was known as
the King of Swing?
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Oh, look! Kelly fainted!
Kelly!
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Ah!
He chose the question!
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Bink, the King of Swing...
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Is Benny Goodman.
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That's absolutely right!
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For $1,000!
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And we'll be right back
to find out
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if our two contestants
want to keep their money
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and go home or if they
want to risk it all
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in the prize round.
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And we're out.
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I wanna see whoever
booked these two people
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on my show
in my dressing room, now!
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Balki, did you hear that?
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No, no. No, the part where
Bink said that we could quit.
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Quit?
Sure.
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I've got everything
I need for my story.
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Cousin, quit?
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We may as well be
on "Jeopardy!"
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We don't have any schmutz
on our jumpsuits!
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Cousin, I want to do stunts
and win big prizes.
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Ah, there it is.
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There what is?
Big prizes.
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That's how
they suck you in.
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Balki, they depend upon
the most basic of all
human failings.
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Bad posture?
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Greed. Greed.
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They show you something
every poor,
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gullible slob wants,
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like a...
Like a big screen TV...
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A big screen TV!
Cousin, let's risk it all!
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Please, please, please!
Balki!
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It's happening already.
What's happening?
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It's the greed monster.
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Where?
Inside you.
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Inside me?
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Like Alien?
Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes, yes.
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It starts deep inside you.
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And then... And then
Bink feeds it by...
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By letting you win enough
until-til the greed takes over.
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No. No.
And... And you lose control.
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And then Kelly feeds it
even more by showing you
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bigger and bigger prizes.
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until finally...
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It's all right,
it's all right.
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Cousin, why would
Bink and Kelly
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do something
like that to me?
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Well, they can't
help themselves.
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They're part of the system.
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I'm not a greedy person.
Oh, no.
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No.
No?
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No. No.
No!
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It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
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Balki, it's not too late.
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I'll save you.
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Thank you, cousin.
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Hey, I know you'd do
the same for me.
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Now, when Bink
comes back out here
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he's going to tempt you
with some fantastic prizes.
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But you have be strong.
You have to resist.
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Remember, just say no.
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Got it.
I'll be strong, cousin.
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Well, we're back.
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Well, the big question is now,
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will Larry and Balki
keep their $1,000,
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or are they going to...
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ALL: Risk It All!
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Now, follow me, fellas,
and I'll show you
257
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,651
what you could
be playing for.
258
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,479
Remember, be strong.
259
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:06,176
Just say no.
260
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:07,395
Just say no.
261
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,832
It's a brand new
sports car!
262
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:13,009
Kelly, tell them about it.
My pleasure, Bink.
263
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:15,359
It comes equipped
with all the luxuries
264
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including air conditioning,
CD player
265
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,016
and cellular car phone.
266
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,626
Yes, Balki and Larry,
267
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,890
you could drive
this dream car home
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00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,543
if you're willing to
269
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risk it all.
270
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:30,418
BINK: Well, guys,
what's it gonna be?
271
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Are you gonna risk it all
272
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,509
for that beautiful new car?
273
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:35,727
What do you think,
audience?
274
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,077
What should they do?
275
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:39,819
ALL: Risk it all!
276
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:42,256
We're going to
be strong and just...
277
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,127
Risk it all!
278
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,045
Kelly, they're
going for the car!
279
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,483
Talk about style.
280
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:55,182
Yeah, that's some car.
281
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:58,315
Well, the car's nice,
but I was talking about Bink.
282
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:02,842
Isn't this great?
283
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,365
I don't
look good in red.
284
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:09,587
Now, are you guys ready
to risk it all
285
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,372
for that beautiful new car?
286
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:13,809
Give me the question
and give me the car!
287
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,898
But, cousin, we could lose
all of our money.
288
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,683
All right, now, you may not
wanna answer the question
this time.
289
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,947
You may wanna try
this very...
290
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:23,775
Easy stunt. Kelly.
291
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,083
It's a little thing
we call Dueling Buckets.
292
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,825
Now, one of you take a beanbag
and throw it at the...
293
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,522
The question!
The question!
294
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:32,654
All right.
All right.
295
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:34,395
Here's your question.
296
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:38,834
Whose picture was
on the $10,000 bill?
297
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,531
Salmon P. Chase.
298
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,359
That's absolutely right!
299
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,193
Oh, boy.
Oh, gosh.
300
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,065
I'm so relieved.
Thank you, Bink.
301
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,067
Come on, cousin, let's take
the car and get outta here.
302
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:56,025
Wait. Don't go yet.
303
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,942
It's time for
the bonus round!
304
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:02,118
It's the bonus round!
305
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:06,775
Cousin, cousin...
No, uh...
306
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:08,646
Cousin, be... Be careful.
We could lose everything.
307
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,779
What's the bonus prize?
308
00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:12,650
The bonus prize?
309
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:16,132
It's a cruise
around the world.
310
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:19,092
BINK: Oh, God.
That's right.
311
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,050
You'll be cruising
in style
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00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,878
because, we're
going to throw in
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00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:27,361
$25,000 in cash.
314
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,537
Now, what should
they do, audience?
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00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,279
ALL: Risk it all!
316
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,237
We'll risk it all!
317
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:35,847
No, we won't!
Yes, we will!
318
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,240
No, we won't!
Yes, we will!
319
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:38,546
No, we won't!
320
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:41,114
We'll risk it all!
321
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:42,463
They're gonna
risk it all!
322
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,035
Bink...
323
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:58,218
I know you can't
help yourself,
324
00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:01,351
Now, in order for you
to keep the car
325
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:04,050
and win the trip
and the cash,
326
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,356
you're gonna have to either
answer the question
327
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:08,750
or do all the stunts
328
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:11,492
you didn't do on your way
to the bonus round
329
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,973
Plus, one more.
330
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,975
Kelly.
That's right, Bink.
331
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,455
It's Bobbing For Bananas!
332
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:32,295
Now, for your trip
around the world
333
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:50,226
What land did the Roman Emperor
334
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:54,491
Claudius annex in 43 A.D.?
335
00:16:55,231 --> 00:17:00,323
Oh, my Lord.
336
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,108
Balki, I don't
know the answer.
337
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,283
We're gonna have to
do the stunt.
338
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,328
They're gonna
do the stunt!
339
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,812
Cousin, why did you do that?
340
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:14,555
The answer is
Great Britain.
341
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,426
Good answer!
And a right answer.
342
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,298
Yes! Yes!
But a late answer.
343
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:20,256
You chose the stunt.
344
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:21,692
What do you mean,
a late answer?
345
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,129
I want that trip.
346
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:29,091
Remember, if you don't
complete all the stunts
347
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,180
before the buzzer sounds
348
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,313
you'll lose the car,
the trip,
349
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,402
the cash, everything.
350
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:38,448
But, to make sure
that you go from one stunt
351
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:41,930
to the next in style
you'll be riding
352
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:45,020
the Risk It All
commode cab.
353
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,108
Kelly.
354
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,200
That's right, Bink.
355
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,376
It's an American Imperial
Whisper Flush
356
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,248
with a patent
cushion seat
357
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:57,337
compliments of
Cunningham Hardware,
358
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:58,990
Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
359
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:00,992
Ready?
360
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:04,605
Set!
361
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:11,568
Go!
362
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,657
where they have to
sit on the balloons
363
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,137
filled with whipped cream.
364
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:16,443
They have to break
them all.
365
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,358
There's three.
There's four. All right.
366
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:20,273
You can get back
onto the commode.
367
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,144
Balki! Balki!
Come on.
368
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,799
Back onto
the commode cab.
369
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:26,757
The next stunt
is going to be...
370
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:28,716
Dueling The Buckets.
371
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:30,021
Dueling Buckets.
372
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,197
We're here.
373
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,286
Okay, all you have to do
374
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:34,722
is throw the beanbags
375
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,551
into the targets
and knock those buckets
376
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,335
down on Balki's head.
377
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:42,773
And good luck.
378
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,040
It's a nice job.
379
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,651
All right, now,
back to the commode.
380
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:53,262
Get away on it.
On the commode cab.
381
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:56,265
And... And the next stunt
will be...
382
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:57,919
The Wheel Of Schmutz.
383
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:02,053
Get over there
to the Wheel Of Schmutz.
384
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,318
Now, on the Wheel Of Schmutz
385
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,711
you have to reach
into the buckets
of schmutz
386
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,800
and grab four necklaces
387
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,933
and put them
around your neck.
388
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:16,938
I see three.
389
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:19,462
We need one more.
390
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:21,290
There you go.
You got four.
391
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:23,336
Back on to the commode cab.
392
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,729
Come on, fellas.
393
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,775
You don't wanna
waste time here.
394
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,733
Get on the commode cab.
395
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,518
The next stunt
will be...
396
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,520
Flying Chickens!
397
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:34,999
Flying Chickens.
398
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,610
You know how that works, guys.
399
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:39,090
You have to catapult
one chicken up in air
400
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,529
and catch it in the bucket
of barbecue sauce.
401
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:45,662
Here comes one.
They seems got it.
402
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:48,448
That's one.
You have to get one each.
403
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:49,797
One each.
404
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:52,365
You gotta throw that thing.
Here it comes.
405
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:53,844
Oh, this looks good.
406
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:55,933
ALL: Oh.
407
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,153
Make it land into the bucket
of barbecue sauce.
408
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,286
This is good.
Oh!
409
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:03,506
Yes, we've won.
No, put that down.
410
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,421
I don't want your
bucket of barbecue sauce.
411
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,162
Onto the commode cab.
412
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,990
Time's running out.
413
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:11,471
One stunt remaining.
414
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,734
One stunt remaining.
415
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:15,866
And that is the bonus stunt.
416
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:17,477
Bobbing For Bananas.
Kelly.
417
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:18,869
That's right.
418
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,741
You've got to pull out
four bananas
419
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,656
without using
your hands.
420
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,092
Four bananas.
421
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:28,139
Hurry up.
Time's running out.
422
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,750
Time is running out.
423
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:31,273
There's one.
There's one banana.
424
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,753
Is there one down there?
425
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,145
Oh. There is two.
426
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,060
Oh.
427
00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:37,410
There's three.
428
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,413
Four.
429
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,631
ALL: Three.
430
00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:42,763
Two.
431
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:43,938
One.
432
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,635
ALL: Oh!
433
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,421
BINK: Too bad.
434
00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:51,641
You're all
out of time.
435
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:54,601
You lose everything.
436
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,822
Cousin.
Cousin.
437
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:01,956
Uh, time's up.
438
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,914
I can't lose.
439
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,655
I want that trip.
440
00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:11,487
Cousin. Cousin.
Cousin!
441
00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:13,097
It's... It's over.
442
00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:15,186
It's over.
We lost everything.
443
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,972
BINK: How about it?
Weren't they great?
444
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,595
Hey, Balki
445
00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:35,468
So, we didn't win the big prize,
the important thing is
446
00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:36,904
I got everything
I need for my article.
447
00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:38,471
Hey, I'm a reporter.
448
00:21:38,558 --> 00:21:40,864
I had a job to do
and I did it.
449
00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:42,170
I should be
proud of myself.
450
00:21:42,257 --> 00:21:43,389
I should feel good.
451
00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:45,086
But, you feel like schmutz.
452
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:49,656
Cousin...
453
00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:53,007
I coulda had a trip
around the world.
454
00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:55,226
I coulda had a sports car.
455
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,576
I'd look good
in a sports car.
456
00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,491
Yeah, I know,
cousin, it's okay.
457
00:21:58,578 --> 00:22:00,319
It's... It's all right.
It'll pass.
458
00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:02,059
This, too, will pass.
459
00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:04,627
But, I wanted to win.
460
00:22:04,714 --> 00:22:05,976
Now, look.
461
00:22:06,063 --> 00:22:07,369
We didn't lose everything.
462
00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:08,936
We got to go on television.
463
00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:11,460
We got to stick our heads
in chocolate fudge.
464
00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:13,593
You got to ride
around on a toilet.
465
00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,292
And you see that
as a good thing?
466
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,817
It is a good thing.
467
00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:23,516
It's good to let your hair
fall out once in a while.
468
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,476
Well, it was kinda fun
when those
469
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,086
chickens were flying.
470
00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:34,440
You know, Balki,
471
00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:37,094
if I had just had
five more seconds
472
00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:40,271
I think I could have
gotten that last banana.
473
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,144
There is one way
to find out.
474
00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:48,671
I'll get the bananas.
You fill the sink with
chocolate fudge.
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