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[static increasing in volume]
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Hank?
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Hello?
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[static,
radio changing stations]
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[static continues]
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-Ah!
-[laughs] Hey, you! Good?
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[man] You know a lot of that
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white noise is leftover sound
of the birth of the universe.
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Wow.
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They call it, uh, cosmic
microwave background radiation.
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Man, talk about putting
lipstick on a pig.
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-Lipstick? Like what on a what?
-[laughs]
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Is that a thing?
Is that a saying?
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It's a very romantic spin
on radio static.
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It wasn't a line, I'm not,
like, feeding you a line here.
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That's... that's science.
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I mean, science
is beautiful and romantic,
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but that's the Big Bang,
I mean that's fact.
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What is this place, really?
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It's my house.
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-I live here.
-No, you don't live here.
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No. No, but it's in my... it's
been in my family for, uh, ever.
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[woman] Wait, this
is my birthday present?
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[man] Not the... not the house.
It's what's inside the house.
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-[woman] Right, okay, all right.
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-[man] Oh, my God, you're gonna
be so underwhelmed now.
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[woman] No, no, I'm not.
I'm relieved, actually.
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[man] Sure.
This is gonna be so brutal.
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Is this my birthday present?
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[man] Well, yeah, it's, uh...
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-You know, it's experiential.
-[laughs]
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You can't...
you can't put a big red bow
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on the kind of night
that I have in store for you.
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You can't, uh, you can't
unwrap making a memory.
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Ah, okay, I see.
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So you drag me
through the woods
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to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre house,
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and I'm supposed to,
what, throw myself at you?
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Well, I mean, I got flowers.
Did you see the flowers?
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And what was your plan?
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You're gonna just kill me or
kill me and eat me afterwards?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, you got it backwards.
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I'm gonna eat you first.
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[laughs]
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[moaning]
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[couch scraping]
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[woman] Do you bring all
your girlfriends here?
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[man] All my girlfriends
are still here.
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I told them I'd
bring them a friend.
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They're going to love you,
darling.
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It's so dark in the attic.
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No, come on.
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I haven't
brought anybody here.
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Do you know anybody else
in fuckin' Barlow
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that would've walked
through that grove?
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-No. [laughs]
-No. Just you, though.
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Just you.
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-That's very sweet.
-Hm.
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I hope you brought some wine
to go with that cheese.
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-Peanut Noir?
-Yeah.
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-That's from Georgia.
-Oh, Georgia.
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Where they make
all the best wines.
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It worked.
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Oh, wait. Do, uh, do your, um,
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the swirly, sniffy,
something-something...
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-On the peanut wine?
-Yeah, but it's not...
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I told you it
wasn't actually peanuts.
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Okay. All right.
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-It's fruit-forward.
-Sure.
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-I smelled grapes.
-Naturally.
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-Yeah. Like grape jelly.
-Grapes.
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Hints of peanut shells.
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It's a peanut butter
and jelly wine.
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I knew you were gonna do that.
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You're such a fucking snob.
You're such a snob!
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-Is it really that bad?
-Yeah.
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I think the jar
really opens it up.
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[laughs]
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It may just be the moment,
but I think it's pretty great.
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Well, this is good,
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'cause the people
at the peanut wine place,
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they talked me into buying
a whole case of this shit.
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No!
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Oh, yeah! They were
selling it hard.
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You've got like 11
more bottles of this.
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Drink up. So drink up.
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What is this?
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-"For Julie."
-Hey, wait. Wait, what is this?
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-Hey, what is it?
-Who the fuck is Julie?
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Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, let me see that.
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-Wait.
-That... that's...
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That's been in there
for like ten years.
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I'm sorry, is this a mixtape
for another girl on my birthday?
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-Like eighth grade.
-Is that what this is? Wow.
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-You are not playing that!
-I am!
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You absolutely will not. Nope.
You are not playing that.
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I will take the whole
fucking thing down.
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-Come on.
-This is truly experiential.
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[yawns]
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[groans]
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[spits]
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[sniffs]
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Darby!
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[clicks tongue]
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
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[clicks tongue]
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Where you at, girl?
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[upbeat music plays]
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[man] Okay. You can
open your eyes now.
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-Hey, hey, hey!
-[laughs]
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It's a kitten! [laughs]
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You have a balloon
attached to you. Aw!
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-I found him like that.
-With this balloon attached?
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-Yeah.
-Do you want this off of you?
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You're a mess.
You're a mess, kitten.
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Do you like birthday gifts you
have to care for for 20 years?
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[laughs] Do they
live 20 years?
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Ah...
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Wow, it's gonna
outlast our relationship.
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-[laughs]
-Fuck. Oh, sleepy baby.
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-He's just as lazy as you are.
-[laughs]
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Should probably
get that thing off him
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before he floats away.
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[horn honks]
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Fuck you!
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Hey, this is Abby.
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I'm not around right now, so leave a message.
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-[beeping]
-Hey, baby, it's me.
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Um, listen, the mail's really
piling up here, okay?
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A bunch of bills and shit,
and I don't know what's paid
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or what's been paid, you know,
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you're the one that usually
handles all that shit, so...
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I got a bunch
of birthday cards too.
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Listen, baby.
If you want outta this thing,
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you're gonna have to talk
to me sooner or later, okay?
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You can't just disappear.
All right?
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Also, this is gonna sound crazy,
I know,
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but ever since you left
some kinda...
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...thing's been comin'
outta the woods every night.
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Scratchin' on the door,
tryin' get in the house.
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And I know you're probably
just rollin' your eyes,
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thinkin' it's just this thing
or that thing, but it's not.
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Okay? I know everything
in these woods.
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This is, uh...
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I don't know.
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I don't know, so, just, uh,
give a call, please, would you?
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I love you.
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Hey, this is Abby.
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I'm not around right now, so leave a message.
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[beeping]
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Hey, yeah, also I think
that monster ate your cat.
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[phone slams]
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[officer] A-ha.
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How we doin', Hank?
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-You see what he did to my door?
-Blew a hole in it?
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What? No! Not a...
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No. This shit!
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Not the hole.
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Yeah, that's a black bear, Hank.
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Oh, for God's sake,
it's not a black bear, Shane.
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Well, I think that makes
the most sense, don't it?
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No, actually, I don't think
that makes any sense, Shane,
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that a black bear would walk
past all that fuckin' garbage?
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And all this fuckin' cat food
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just to come scratchin'
at my door?
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No. Black bear'd eat
its own shit
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just to have
somethin' in its mouth.
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You know that.
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You wanna tell me what
happened with that truck
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down the road this mornin'?
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-Oh.
-He said you fired at him, Hank.
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Yeah, well,
he damn near ran me over.
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Well, he said you darted
right out into the road.
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Well, he's a fuckin' liar.
I was just checkin' the mail.
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You always check the mail
with your shotgun, Hank?
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Sometimes.
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That it, then?
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Yep.
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Thanks for stopping by, officer.
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[Shane] I stopped
by Jessie's last night.
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Hank, they said
they ain't seen ya.
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Listen, this thing with Abby,
I know it's hard on you...
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What do you know? The fuck
do you know, Shane? Huh?
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What do you know
about it? Huh?
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Are you talkin' to her?
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Did she tell you
to come check on me?
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I am just concerned is all.
We're family.
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No, we're not.
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We sure as fuck
shoulda been by now.
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It's been a goddamn decade!
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Maybe she got tired
of waitin' around.
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Yep.
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Well, hey, look, you know what?
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You're so, uh... you're
so concerned with me, Shane?
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Why don't you tell your sister
next time she calls
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and I'm goin' crazy,
I'm goin' crazy without her,
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I'm goin' around town
tellin' people
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there's a big bad wolf
tryin' to blow our house down.
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Everybody's startin' to talk.
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Maybe she oughta just
come on home, then.
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Hank?
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If the big bad wolf
comes by again,
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maybe you oughta shoot it
with your camera
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instead
of your 12-gauge.
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Make a more convincing argument.
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Okay.
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[soft music plays]
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♪ I know it's strange ♪
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♪ but it feels like it's trying to get me ♪
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♪ Every day I stick around ♪
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♪ Is just one more day in this town ♪
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♪ I've been trying to leave this town ♪
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♪ But it won't let me ♪
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[indistinct]
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♪ I know that you'll protect me ♪
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♪ Desert lands got a plan ♪
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♪ And a life of mystery ♪
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♪ Every day's a mountain day ♪
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-♪ And the sun... ♪ -Hey, hey.
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She has to start screaming,
she's like "What's going on?!"
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And I don't wanna say it's
a spider, 'cause I'm not,
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like, a little girl, you know,
so I said it was an intruder,
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and she ended up getting,
like, more upset with that.
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What's up, Bubba?
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Oh, hey, Hank, man!
What's goin' on, buddy?
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I was just talkin' about you.
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I was just telling
Jane here about the time
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that you bagged that Sherman
tank lookin' fuckin' buck.
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It was down in the Waller
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over in Baines Prairies
about two seasons ago,
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and I don't think
she fuckin' believes me.
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I don't believe
that's English, so...
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No, you wouldn't
believe this thing.
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It was like an airplane
with a dick.
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It was nice!
It was a good get.
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-What was its name?
-Val.
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Valentine! Valentine.
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Yeah. Where is Valentine?
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He's home.
He's in the closet.
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The fuck is Big Val
doin' in the closet?
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Uh, Abby don't like
dead shit on her walls.
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Fuck that.
You should bring it here, man.
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Put it... put it up
on the fuckin' wall!
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That's a goddamn injustice!
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00:17:53,483 --> 00:17:57,052
We'll put him up on the wall
with the other goofy shit.
246
00:17:57,054 --> 00:18:00,755
Yeah, 'cause the other thing
is they ward off evil spirits.
247
00:18:00,757 --> 00:18:04,759
-Where did you hear that?
-It's like a Indian thing.
248
00:18:04,761 --> 00:18:07,362
-I mean Native American.
-[laughs]
249
00:18:07,364 --> 00:18:09,364
Or like Vikings
or some shit.
250
00:18:11,201 --> 00:18:12,434
[coughs]
251
00:18:14,271 --> 00:18:16,371
Whatcha got there, baby?
252
00:18:16,373 --> 00:18:18,706
-The bare necessities.
-I'll take care of it.
253
00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:20,208
What are you,
running out of booze?
254
00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:21,509
It's nothing
you should worry about.
255
00:18:21,511 --> 00:18:23,411
I've seen you drink
the mat juice.
256
00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:25,413
Yeah, it's called
a Gorilla Fart.
257
00:18:25,415 --> 00:18:27,449
Wait, you drink the spill
out of the bar mats?
258
00:18:27,451 --> 00:18:29,551
Yeah, man, free is free.
I got kids.
259
00:18:29,553 --> 00:18:31,453
Wade.
260
00:18:31,454 --> 00:18:33,354
It's the only drink
you'll give me for free.
261
00:18:33,356 --> 00:18:36,458
Jane, pour us two shots
of that 1816, would you please?
262
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:39,727
-Mm.
-Have some self respect, Wade.
263
00:18:39,729 --> 00:18:43,598
-What's that?
-A little self respect. Come on.
264
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:47,302
-That's a healthy pour.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
265
00:18:47,304 --> 00:18:49,838
No, no, no. That's Jane.
266
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,540
I'm not gonna waste 1816 on you
267
00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:55,143
if you're gonna drink
the shit out of the mats.
268
00:18:55,145 --> 00:19:00,181
-Line 'em up.
-Okay.
269
00:19:00,183 --> 00:19:02,784
-Whoo!
-You're not gonna do this.
270
00:19:02,786 --> 00:19:04,419
[Wade blubbers] Come on.
271
00:19:04,421 --> 00:19:06,721
-All right.
-That's a big boy.
272
00:19:06,723 --> 00:19:08,306
Yeah, that's real big.
273
00:19:08,307 --> 00:19:09,890
You're a grownup, Wade.
You're a father.
274
00:19:09,893 --> 00:19:14,629
And that's why I get to do this.
Okay.
275
00:19:17,601 --> 00:19:18,950
Cheers.
276
00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:20,300
Here's to being
a proud American citizen.
277
00:19:20,303 --> 00:19:21,736
[laughs]
278
00:19:29,146 --> 00:19:31,179
It's not as bad
as the name suggests.
279
00:19:31,181 --> 00:19:34,482
That's ridiculous.
Get him a real shot, please.
280
00:19:34,484 --> 00:19:37,385
-Please.
-What's it taste like?
281
00:19:37,387 --> 00:19:39,821
It tastes like going blind.
282
00:19:54,938 --> 00:19:58,506
[thunder rumbles]
283
00:21:05,308 --> 00:21:08,476
[no audible dialogue]
284
00:21:38,441 --> 00:21:44,045
[growling, banging]
285
00:22:01,998 --> 00:22:05,767
-[growling]
-Goddamn it!
286
00:22:27,557 --> 00:22:30,825
[roaring]
287
00:23:03,059 --> 00:23:04,992
[sighs]
288
00:23:17,540 --> 00:23:20,641
[soft guitar music plays]
289
00:23:35,024 --> 00:23:39,160
♪ Well, I told you so ♪
290
00:23:39,162 --> 00:23:44,465
♪ And I don't hate to say ♪
291
00:23:44,467 --> 00:23:47,568
♪ You didn't see the trap set for you ♪
292
00:23:47,570 --> 00:23:51,139
♪ And it was plain as day ♪
293
00:23:53,443 --> 00:23:57,178
♪ But it's good to be alive ♪
294
00:23:57,180 --> 00:24:02,116
♪ Even when parts of you is dead ♪
295
00:24:02,118 --> 00:24:05,153
♪ And we have stepped over the sky ♪
296
00:24:05,155 --> 00:24:09,657
♪ That's the places where we've bled ♪
297
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,429
♪ But this one's in your head ♪
298
00:24:15,698 --> 00:24:18,766
♪ In your head ♪
299
00:24:20,103 --> 00:24:22,904
♪ It's in your head ♪
300
00:24:47,163 --> 00:24:50,798
♪ Ahhh ♪
301
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:55,837
♪ Ah, ah, ahhh ♪
302
00:24:55,839 --> 00:24:58,806
♪ And we are over the stars ♪
303
00:24:58,808 --> 00:25:03,144
♪ That's the places where we've bled ♪
304
00:25:04,714 --> 00:25:08,683
♪ And this one's in your head ♪
305
00:25:09,853 --> 00:25:13,020
♪ In your head ♪
306
00:25:14,591 --> 00:25:16,524
♪ It's in your head ♪
307
00:25:16,526 --> 00:25:20,561
[screaming on TV]
308
00:25:20,563 --> 00:25:24,832
[screaming continues]
309
00:26:15,184 --> 00:26:18,252
[screaming on TV continues]
310
00:26:24,294 --> 00:26:29,730
[low growling]
311
00:26:36,306 --> 00:26:40,708
[growling continues]
312
00:26:42,979 --> 00:26:44,979
Ahh!
313
00:26:48,718 --> 00:26:51,218
-[grunts]
-[gunshot]
314
00:27:08,171 --> 00:27:12,173
[Wade] Yeah,
that's a pool of blood.
315
00:27:12,175 --> 00:27:15,876
I think you got it, buddy.
316
00:27:15,878 --> 00:27:19,847
You know, um,
cats can do this shit.
317
00:27:21,784 --> 00:27:23,067
Definitely. I mean,
318
00:27:23,068 --> 00:27:24,351
Jess was watching a show
on TV the other day
319
00:27:24,354 --> 00:27:26,354
that said cats are
like evil fuckers.
320
00:27:26,356 --> 00:27:29,123
Like if a cat owner dies
and no one finds 'em,
321
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:30,925
like all
the soft parts are gone.
322
00:27:30,927 --> 00:27:34,228
It'll come and eat his nose
and his eyelids
323
00:27:34,230 --> 00:27:36,030
and is fucking ears.
All the worst shit,
324
00:27:36,032 --> 00:27:38,299
so it looks like a screaming
skull at the end of it.
325
00:27:38,301 --> 00:27:41,035
They don't give a fuck.
And they're the same
326
00:27:41,037 --> 00:27:42,903
no matter what size,
327
00:27:42,905 --> 00:27:45,773
from a kitten up
to like a Siberian tiger.
328
00:27:45,775 --> 00:27:48,943
They all act exactly the same,
like they play
329
00:27:48,945 --> 00:27:51,245
and they have fun
and they scamper
330
00:27:51,247 --> 00:27:53,314
and they purr and shit.
331
00:27:53,316 --> 00:27:55,383
So like...
332
00:27:57,687 --> 00:28:01,255
A panther could
have done all this.
333
00:28:01,257 --> 00:28:04,759
They're on the rebound too.
They're fucking again.
334
00:28:04,761 --> 00:28:07,361
You ever seen a panther, Wade?
335
00:28:08,431 --> 00:28:10,064
You know anybody that has?
336
00:28:12,335 --> 00:28:14,402
No.
337
00:28:14,404 --> 00:28:17,138
I mean, let me think.
338
00:28:20,176 --> 00:28:22,009
No.
339
00:28:22,011 --> 00:28:25,713
Did I tell you
Abby's cat went missing?
340
00:28:25,715 --> 00:28:27,915
That's it. That's where your
monster is right there.
341
00:28:27,917 --> 00:28:30,151
Like a barrel of toxic waste
like fell off
342
00:28:30,153 --> 00:28:34,255
of a government truck
and Abby's cat like jumped in it
343
00:28:34,257 --> 00:28:38,292
and now it's big and it
just wants to come home.
344
00:28:38,294 --> 00:28:41,195
It ain't a cat, Wade.
345
00:28:42,098 --> 00:28:44,699
How do you know, though?
346
00:28:46,069 --> 00:28:47,868
I saw it.
347
00:28:49,772 --> 00:28:52,306
Did you bring your rifle
with you, bubba?
348
00:28:55,144 --> 00:28:59,146
Now, you said
you saw its hand.
349
00:28:59,148 --> 00:29:03,484
Did you mean its hand
or did you mean paw?
350
00:29:03,486 --> 00:29:05,920
[Hank] It looked
like a hand, Wade.
351
00:29:08,357 --> 00:29:11,726
[Wade] I don't know, man.
352
00:29:11,728 --> 00:29:14,762
I was watching a video
the other day on aliens,
353
00:29:14,764 --> 00:29:17,364
and if they land here
scientists say they
354
00:29:17,366 --> 00:29:21,769
probably gonna be predators
because they need meat to grow
355
00:29:21,771 --> 00:29:24,004
the brains the size
they need to be
356
00:29:24,006 --> 00:29:26,107
to get the technology
they need to fucking get here.
357
00:29:27,844 --> 00:29:29,076
And then they showed a
bunch of pictures
358
00:29:29,078 --> 00:29:30,745
of what aliens
could look like,
359
00:29:30,747 --> 00:29:32,880
and they don't look
like us, man.
360
00:29:32,882 --> 00:29:35,116
It's like
Dark Crystal shit.
361
00:29:35,118 --> 00:29:39,453
It's... like because they come
from different gravities
362
00:29:39,455 --> 00:29:41,355
and they have different
like chemical makeups.
363
00:29:41,357 --> 00:29:46,160
They're like... it could be
a squid with like six eyes
364
00:29:46,162 --> 00:29:48,129
or it could have like no eyes
and see with emotions
365
00:29:48,131 --> 00:29:53,234
and it was
a fucking nightmare, Hank.
366
00:29:53,236 --> 00:29:55,236
It was a nightmare.
367
00:29:55,238 --> 00:29:58,172
And it wasn't a horror movie,
it was the Discovery Channel.
368
00:29:58,174 --> 00:30:00,975
And it was during
the fucking day.
369
00:30:00,977 --> 00:30:04,111
You watch a lot of TV, bubba.
370
00:30:05,848 --> 00:30:09,150
I'm just saying that
if I see something like that
371
00:30:09,152 --> 00:30:11,385
come out of one of these bushes,
372
00:30:11,387 --> 00:30:15,422
I'm going to have a fucking
mental breakdown, Hank.
373
00:30:15,424 --> 00:30:18,359
I wouldn't worry
about it, Wade.
374
00:30:18,361 --> 00:30:20,394
You talk enough
to clean the woods.
375
00:30:20,396 --> 00:30:22,329
You're right. You're right.
376
00:30:45,188 --> 00:30:47,288
Abby left.
377
00:30:48,224 --> 00:30:51,025
What do you mean?
378
00:30:51,027 --> 00:30:54,128
I mean she just left.
379
00:30:54,130 --> 00:30:57,264
Note on the fridge.
380
00:30:57,266 --> 00:31:00,034
Where'd she fucking go?
381
00:31:01,304 --> 00:31:05,105
I don't know.
Miami maybe.
382
00:31:05,107 --> 00:31:08,475
That's where she went to school.
Maybe to see her old boyfriend.
383
00:31:09,212 --> 00:31:12,379
Shit, man.
384
00:31:12,381 --> 00:31:14,949
Sitting here. I knew
something else was going on,
385
00:31:14,951 --> 00:31:19,253
but I didn't say anything,
I'm sorry.
386
00:31:19,255 --> 00:31:22,022
I'm just talking about aliens
and squid creatures and shit.
387
00:31:22,024 --> 00:31:23,057
I'm an asshole.
388
00:31:23,059 --> 00:31:25,593
No. No.
389
00:31:37,006 --> 00:31:39,373
Thanks, bubba.
390
00:31:48,384 --> 00:31:52,086
-Wanna go get drunk?
-Yeah, let's go and get drunk.
391
00:31:56,926 --> 00:32:01,195
[country music plays]
392
00:32:04,367 --> 00:32:07,401
♪ Thirteen days of sunshine ♪
393
00:32:07,403 --> 00:32:10,537
♪ Couldn't get enough of it ♪
394
00:32:10,539 --> 00:32:13,073
♪ Thought that you would be my mine ♪
395
00:32:13,075 --> 00:32:16,210
♪ But there was one little thing I missed ♪
396
00:32:16,212 --> 00:32:19,280
♪ You don't like dogs ♪
397
00:32:19,282 --> 00:32:23,417
♪ And I got two ♪
398
00:32:23,419 --> 00:32:29,123
♪ But I loved you forever while we were together ♪
399
00:32:29,125 --> 00:32:32,192
♪ Thirteen days ♪
400
00:32:33,396 --> 00:32:36,297
♪ Thirteen nights for loving ♪
401
00:32:36,299 --> 00:32:39,333
♪ And you're half on the edge of town ♪
402
00:32:39,335 --> 00:32:42,636
♪ You kept your dishes in the oven ♪
403
00:32:42,638 --> 00:32:45,372
♪ And you never put the toilet seat down ♪
404
00:32:45,374 --> 00:32:48,509
♪ Well, you're a handsome man ♪
405
00:32:48,511 --> 00:32:52,379
♪ Who never finished school ♪
406
00:32:52,381 --> 00:32:58,252
♪ But I loved you forever while we were together ♪
407
00:32:58,254 --> 00:33:03,023
-[music stops]
-No. I'm not gonna sing.
408
00:33:03,025 --> 00:33:05,192
I bet you'd do it for Julie.
409
00:33:05,194 --> 00:33:08,329
Oh, I would do
anything for Julie.
410
00:33:11,567 --> 00:33:14,969
-[both laugh]
-[screams]
411
00:33:14,971 --> 00:33:17,171
[music continues]
412
00:33:17,173 --> 00:33:20,240
♪ Thirteen days of something ♪
413
00:33:20,242 --> 00:33:22,676
♪ I never ever seen before ♪
414
00:33:22,678 --> 00:33:25,980
♪ You smudged makeup on the pillow ♪
415
00:33:25,982 --> 00:33:29,283
♪ You spilled nail polish on the floor ♪
416
00:33:29,285 --> 00:33:32,353
[indistinct]
417
00:33:32,355 --> 00:33:36,357
♪ All my money's gone ♪
418
00:33:36,359 --> 00:33:38,525
[loud bang]
419
00:33:38,527 --> 00:33:40,728
Shane!
420
00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:46,100
Hank.
421
00:33:46,102 --> 00:33:49,636
You still think
it's a bear, Shane?
422
00:33:49,638 --> 00:33:52,373
-That's a fucking bear trap.
-That's a bear trap.
423
00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:54,174
Careful with the lawn now.
I just...
424
00:33:54,176 --> 00:33:56,310
I had it caught, Shane,
425
00:33:56,312 --> 00:33:58,712
and it didn't chew
its leg off, all right?
426
00:33:58,714 --> 00:34:02,783
It pried itself free.
Do you believe that shit?
427
00:34:02,785 --> 00:34:07,688
Hank... you smell that?
428
00:34:07,690 --> 00:34:10,324
-What?
-That's bacon.
429
00:34:10,326 --> 00:34:12,760
I'm not crazy.
430
00:34:12,762 --> 00:34:15,029
And I've seen enough
of this thing to know
431
00:34:15,031 --> 00:34:16,397
I don't know what
the hell it is.
432
00:34:16,399 --> 00:34:18,232
And unless it just fell
out of the goddamn sky
433
00:34:18,234 --> 00:34:20,067
and landed in my backyard
in the last few weeks,
434
00:34:20,069 --> 00:34:22,302
I can't be the only person
that's ever seen it, right?
435
00:34:22,304 --> 00:34:24,538
I mean, there's
gotta be reports.
436
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:29,243
Reports of what, Hank?
Monsters?
437
00:34:29,245 --> 00:34:32,046
My uncle Pete swore
438
00:34:32,048 --> 00:34:34,715
he saw the Lake George monster
when he was a kid.
439
00:34:34,717 --> 00:34:38,352
Told that damn story every
Christmas till the day he died.
440
00:34:38,354 --> 00:34:39,787
Now Hank, do you know
the problem
441
00:34:39,789 --> 00:34:41,221
with my Uncle Pete's story?
442
00:34:42,792 --> 00:34:45,810
The problem with Uncle
Pete's story is
443
00:34:45,811 --> 00:34:48,829
there ain't no goddamn
monster in Lake George.
444
00:34:48,831 --> 00:34:52,132
Just humor me. Please.
445
00:34:52,134 --> 00:34:54,701
-Do a little digging.
-What am I digging for?
446
00:34:54,703 --> 00:34:57,805
I don't know.
447
00:34:57,807 --> 00:35:00,641
Police reports, you know?
Similar descriptions.
448
00:35:00,643 --> 00:35:03,510
-I mean, you're the detective.
-I am not a detective.
449
00:35:03,512 --> 00:35:07,514
I'm a police officer.
450
00:35:07,516 --> 00:35:11,785
Look, Hank, there
ain't one goddamn town
451
00:35:11,787 --> 00:35:15,289
in this whole goddamn world
that don't have someone saying
452
00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:18,692
they've seen something
they can't explain. Right?
453
00:35:18,694 --> 00:35:20,861
Every lake has a lake monster,
454
00:35:20,863 --> 00:35:22,529
every forest has
a big hairy ape.
455
00:35:22,531 --> 00:35:26,867
Hell, I could ask 100 people
in this town alone,
456
00:35:26,869 --> 00:35:30,537
half of them gonna say
they've see a UFO or a ghost.
457
00:35:30,539 --> 00:35:33,140
Shit, most of them
are gonna say they seen both.
458
00:35:33,142 --> 00:35:36,477
Even though 500 years
of hard science hasn't turned up
459
00:35:36,479 --> 00:35:39,480
one single scrap of evidence
for either one.
460
00:35:39,482 --> 00:35:41,615
Not one single scrap.
461
00:35:41,617 --> 00:35:43,584
But that's what we do,
you know?
462
00:35:43,586 --> 00:35:45,752
We fill in the blanks
what we don't understand.
463
00:35:45,754 --> 00:35:47,621
It's human nature.
464
00:35:47,623 --> 00:35:51,191
We've been letting
our imaginations draw faces
465
00:35:51,193 --> 00:35:54,795
on the noises in the dark
since we were living in caves.
466
00:35:56,265 --> 00:36:01,468
And we always
draw sharp teeth.
467
00:36:06,775 --> 00:36:09,309
Eat your fucking food.
468
00:36:10,913 --> 00:36:14,648
[line ringing]
469
00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:19,653
Hi, this is Abby.
470
00:36:19,655 --> 00:36:27,561
I'm not around right now, so leave a message.
471
00:36:27,563 --> 00:36:29,496
[cocks gun]
472
00:36:55,925 --> 00:36:58,559
[indistinct chatter]
473
00:36:58,561 --> 00:37:02,796
What is this?
It's the peanut wine.
474
00:37:02,798 --> 00:37:07,868
-Oh, the famous peanut wine.
-Is it made out of peanuts?
475
00:37:07,870 --> 00:37:12,639
No, it's a vineyard in Georgia
that's also like a peanut farm.
476
00:37:12,641 --> 00:37:15,442
Do you know the five
"S's" of wine tasting?
477
00:37:15,444 --> 00:37:19,580
-I know sniff is your favorite.
-Sniff is my favorite!
478
00:37:19,582 --> 00:37:21,648
Oh, God,
this has aged so poorly.
479
00:37:21,650 --> 00:37:23,850
You can do four of those
"S's," but not all of them.
480
00:37:23,852 --> 00:37:26,220
-Which one can't you do?
-Huh?
481
00:37:26,222 --> 00:37:29,690
Seriously, Wade, I cannot
believe you just said that.
482
00:37:29,692 --> 00:37:33,927
-Wait, what?
-Are you pregnant?
483
00:37:33,929 --> 00:37:35,896
-Yes, we're pregnant.
-Oh, no!
484
00:37:35,898 --> 00:37:38,765
-Congratulations!
-I mean congratulations!
485
00:37:38,767 --> 00:37:41,835
-Congratulations.
-Congratulations. Cheers!
486
00:37:41,837 --> 00:37:44,972
[Wade] I can't help it.
I'm so potent.
487
00:37:44,974 --> 00:37:46,340
Congratulations.
488
00:37:46,342 --> 00:37:49,309
I just didn't
want to spoil your day.
489
00:37:49,311 --> 00:37:52,479
Oh, no!
This is the best gift.
490
00:37:52,481 --> 00:37:55,315
I'm so excited. Congratulations!
491
00:37:55,317 --> 00:37:58,752
Thank you, it's amazing.
492
00:37:58,754 --> 00:38:02,990
My question is, when are the two
of you gonna have some kids?
493
00:38:02,992 --> 00:38:06,360
[laughs] Maybe when they
come out at eight years old
494
00:38:06,362 --> 00:38:08,595
so I don't have to do
all the diaper shit.
495
00:38:08,597 --> 00:38:12,666
-[laughter]
-Start out at a good age.
496
00:38:12,668 --> 00:38:17,571
-[indistinct chatter]
-[laughter]
497
00:38:33,289 --> 00:38:36,056
[soft music plays]
498
00:39:02,551 --> 00:39:04,851
You doing all right, Hank?
499
00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:11,658
Yeah, I'm good.
500
00:39:23,872 --> 00:39:27,574
-[horn honks]
-Oh! That's my ride.
501
00:39:27,576 --> 00:39:32,412
So I'm going to go start
blowing all of this,
502
00:39:32,414 --> 00:39:36,583
and I'll see you later.
503
00:39:36,585 --> 00:39:40,487
-Okay. Night, Jane.
-Good night.
504
00:41:47,950 --> 00:41:51,184
[rattling]
505
00:41:55,891 --> 00:42:01,027
-[growling, roaring]
-[Hank shouts]
506
00:42:06,768 --> 00:42:10,704
[roaring]
507
00:42:14,543 --> 00:42:17,210
[roaring]
508
00:42:21,850 --> 00:42:23,650
[Hank] Oh, Jesus.
509
00:42:23,652 --> 00:42:27,087
-[low growl]
-[Hank grunts]
510
00:42:28,557 --> 00:42:32,659
-[gun cocks]
-Oh, God. Oh, my God.
511
00:42:37,566 --> 00:42:39,666
[gun cocks]
512
00:42:39,668 --> 00:42:42,168
-[meowing]
-Darby?
513
00:42:42,170 --> 00:42:44,304
Darby, is that you, girl?
514
00:42:44,306 --> 00:42:46,907
-Oh, Jesus. Darby. Come here.
-[yowling]
515
00:42:46,909 --> 00:42:48,041
-Hey.
-[cat screeches]
516
00:42:48,043 --> 00:42:50,877
-[roaring]
-Oh, my God!
517
00:42:50,879 --> 00:42:54,748
Oh! Oh, my God!
518
00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:58,184
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?!
519
00:42:58,186 --> 00:43:00,253
Oh!
520
00:45:52,260 --> 00:45:55,762
[sobbing quietly]
521
00:46:38,507 --> 00:46:42,275
[no audible dialogue]
522
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:15,008
[footsteps approaching]
523
00:47:16,478 --> 00:47:19,212
[door rattling]
524
00:47:27,189 --> 00:47:31,357
[soft music plays]
525
00:47:37,165 --> 00:47:41,401
♪ I love when you're around me ♪
526
00:47:41,403 --> 00:47:45,505
♪ Hug and hold me tight ♪
527
00:47:45,507 --> 00:47:49,342
♪ Come a little closer, dear There's not a thing to fear ♪
528
00:47:49,344 --> 00:47:52,579
♪ Stay for good this time ♪
529
00:47:52,581 --> 00:47:56,449
♪ Summer, winter spring or fall ♪
530
00:47:56,451 --> 00:48:00,320
♪ Whether rain or sun is shining ♪
531
00:48:00,322 --> 00:48:04,057
♪ Morning, noon and night ♪
532
00:48:04,059 --> 00:48:07,193
♪ Stay for good this time ♪
533
00:48:07,195 --> 00:48:11,464
♪ Oh, you know me all too well You left me for a spell ♪
534
00:48:11,466 --> 00:48:14,300
♪ I was here all alone ♪
535
00:48:14,302 --> 00:48:18,972
♪ Oh, I'm always thinking of you ♪
536
00:48:18,974 --> 00:48:22,275
♪ Calling on the telephone ♪
537
00:48:22,277 --> 00:48:26,279
♪ Dark nights Creeping shadows ♪
538
00:48:26,281 --> 00:48:30,483
♪ Makes me think of you ♪
539
00:48:30,485 --> 00:48:35,288
♪ Don't you think of me too? ♪
540
00:48:36,958 --> 00:48:40,960
♪ The birds leave every autumn ♪
541
00:48:40,962 --> 00:48:44,464
♪ Return again by summertime ♪
542
00:48:44,466 --> 00:48:48,401
♪ I feel like it's always darkest ♪
543
00:48:48,403 --> 00:48:52,071
♪ Stay for good this time ♪
544
00:48:52,073 --> 00:48:55,642
♪ Stay for good this time ♪
545
00:48:55,644 --> 00:48:58,044
[music stops]
546
00:49:06,588 --> 00:49:08,588
Hank?
547
00:49:27,676 --> 00:49:30,376
You wanna put that in or not?
548
00:49:39,187 --> 00:49:41,587
It's my birthday tomorrow.
549
00:49:44,526 --> 00:49:47,160
I know that.
550
00:49:47,162 --> 00:49:49,562
Abby, of course I know that.
551
00:49:51,032 --> 00:49:54,033
We need to get
the house in order.
552
00:49:54,035 --> 00:49:56,636
-Everybody's coming over.
-No.
553
00:49:56,638 --> 00:49:58,471
Abby, we can't have
people over right now.
554
00:49:58,473 --> 00:50:00,006
Why not?
555
00:50:01,609 --> 00:50:04,010
Because I told you that thing
comes every night.
556
00:50:04,012 --> 00:50:06,646
-Come on, Hank.
-Abby, what? What?
557
00:50:06,648 --> 00:50:09,082
The monster?
558
00:50:09,084 --> 00:50:14,087
Yes, fine. You want me
to put a name on it?
559
00:50:14,089 --> 00:50:15,555
-Yeah, it's a monster.
-Okay.
560
00:50:15,557 --> 00:50:18,057
She didn't get hit
by a car, Abby.
561
00:50:20,562 --> 00:50:24,497
I saw that thing pick her up
and take a bite out of her
562
00:50:24,499 --> 00:50:26,632
like she was a goddamn apple.
563
00:50:26,634 --> 00:50:28,701
Then kill it, Hank.
564
00:50:28,703 --> 00:50:31,270
You're a hunter, right?
565
00:50:33,008 --> 00:50:35,675
That's what you do,
you kill things.
566
00:50:37,112 --> 00:50:40,613
You say it's coming tonight?
567
00:50:40,615 --> 00:50:46,386
Great. When it gets here,
then just fucking kill it.
568
00:50:50,058 --> 00:50:52,158
Can you please fix
the front door?
569
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:54,660
I don't want to have
to explain that to everybody.
570
00:51:29,397 --> 00:51:31,798
[sighs]
571
00:51:40,408 --> 00:51:43,142
You put the buck
back on the wall.
572
00:51:44,712 --> 00:51:47,613
Yeah.
He has a name, by the way.
573
00:51:47,615 --> 00:51:50,183
It's Valentine.
574
00:51:50,185 --> 00:51:52,418
It's supposed
to be good luck.
575
00:51:53,721 --> 00:51:57,490
-Who told you that?
-Fucking Wade.
576
00:51:57,492 --> 00:52:01,260
[laughs]
He said the Indians said it.
577
00:52:01,262 --> 00:52:04,197
Or the Vikings or some shit.
578
00:52:08,336 --> 00:52:10,837
What time is this thing
showing up?
579
00:52:12,841 --> 00:52:15,475
Any minute now.
580
00:52:16,744 --> 00:52:19,312
If it shows up at all.
581
00:52:20,849 --> 00:52:23,449
I thought you said
it comes every night.
582
00:52:23,451 --> 00:52:27,753
It does. It has.
583
00:52:27,755 --> 00:52:30,723
Every night since you left.
584
00:52:30,725 --> 00:52:33,459
But now you're back.
585
00:52:33,461 --> 00:52:38,865
So I don't know
what's gonna happen.
586
00:52:38,867 --> 00:52:42,435
Hell, I'm not entirely
convinced it's not you.
587
00:52:43,505 --> 00:52:45,538
What's that supposed to mean?
588
00:52:45,540 --> 00:52:48,774
I don't know.
589
00:52:48,776 --> 00:52:53,846
You some kind
of shapeshifter, Abby?
590
00:52:53,848 --> 00:52:56,883
Like a werewolf or something?
591
00:53:00,522 --> 00:53:03,222
You got me.
592
00:53:03,224 --> 00:53:06,425
No, I'm seri...
I'm serious.
593
00:53:06,427 --> 00:53:11,264
[chuckles This is good.
What did you open?
594
00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:14,467
It's wine.
595
00:53:16,171 --> 00:53:19,172
I don't know, you tell me.
Do your, um...
596
00:53:19,174 --> 00:53:22,808
Do your little swirly
sniff test thing.
597
00:53:22,810 --> 00:53:25,378
See if you can get it.
598
00:53:27,215 --> 00:53:29,949
Not really feeling
like it tonight.
599
00:53:42,564 --> 00:53:44,564
Okay.
600
00:53:51,573 --> 00:53:54,607
Where'd you go, Abby?
601
00:53:56,878 --> 00:53:59,345
Miami.
602
00:54:01,616 --> 00:54:03,382
Yeah.
603
00:54:03,384 --> 00:54:05,785
Figured.
604
00:54:07,555 --> 00:54:12,725
You go down there and see
your old boyfriend? Huh?
605
00:54:12,727 --> 00:54:14,694
The old fast-talking
city boy who got you
606
00:54:14,696 --> 00:54:18,598
into all this fancy wine shit
in the first place?
607
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,667
That right?
608
00:54:21,669 --> 00:54:23,369
Yeah, of course that's
what you'd think.
609
00:54:23,371 --> 00:54:25,671
What am I supposed to think?
610
00:54:26,641 --> 00:54:28,507
I don't know, Hank.
611
00:54:28,509 --> 00:54:33,012
That I went to my reunion,
like I told you.
612
00:54:34,282 --> 00:54:35,781
That I begged you
to come to.
613
00:54:35,783 --> 00:54:38,317
But you said you didn't
want to drive all that way
614
00:54:38,319 --> 00:54:42,622
just to put on a tie
and stare up people's noses.
615
00:54:42,624 --> 00:54:44,824
Well, it's 'cause
they're snobs.
616
00:54:44,826 --> 00:54:46,926
Yeah, I got it.
617
00:54:49,764 --> 00:54:55,935
[sighs] So you
didn't see him then?
618
00:54:55,937 --> 00:54:57,970
Is that what you're saying?
619
00:54:59,707 --> 00:55:02,041
No, I did see him.
620
00:55:07,582 --> 00:55:10,549
He was at the reunion
with his wife.
621
00:55:10,551 --> 00:55:14,387
And they left early
to go get their kids.
622
00:55:16,991 --> 00:55:19,558
That's not really
the point, Hank.
623
00:55:21,663 --> 00:55:25,865
Okay. Okay.
624
00:55:27,435 --> 00:55:31,871
Well, that explains
about nine hours.
625
00:55:31,873 --> 00:55:36,008
What about the other four weeks
you were gone? Hm?
626
00:55:39,314 --> 00:55:43,849
-[cocking gun repeatedly]
-Stop that.
627
00:55:49,057 --> 00:55:50,890
Did you know I'm the only
member of my family
628
00:55:50,892 --> 00:55:55,428
that's been on a plane?
629
00:55:55,430 --> 00:55:57,363
Okay.
630
00:55:58,633 --> 00:56:00,700
All right, Abby.
What is the point?
631
00:56:00,702 --> 00:56:04,470
Barlow is enough for them.
That's the point.
632
00:56:05,506 --> 00:56:07,873
But it's not enough for me.
633
00:56:10,712 --> 00:56:14,380
I need art and culture.
634
00:56:14,382 --> 00:56:16,782
And food that isn't brown
635
00:56:16,784 --> 00:56:21,787
and music that
isn't all banjos.
636
00:56:26,527 --> 00:56:29,662
You know, while I was gone,
637
00:56:29,664 --> 00:56:31,731
I had sushi...
638
00:56:33,401 --> 00:56:35,768
...and curry and Cuban food
639
00:56:35,770 --> 00:56:41,073
and... tamales
640
00:56:41,075 --> 00:56:42,908
from a guy on a bike.
641
00:56:42,910 --> 00:56:48,714
And I saw a jazz band
play on the street
642
00:56:48,716 --> 00:56:51,083
and I drank wines
that I couldn't even pronounce.
643
00:56:51,085 --> 00:56:54,587
And I went to a museum
and I went to a baseball game.
644
00:56:54,589 --> 00:56:56,555
And...
645
00:56:57,692 --> 00:57:01,427
...that was all
in just one city.
646
00:57:01,429 --> 00:57:05,398
That was just Miami,
and just one month.
647
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:08,134
Four hours
from our front porch.
648
00:57:11,706 --> 00:57:14,640
I spent the last month
649
00:57:14,642 --> 00:57:18,944
trying to run my business
without my partner.
650
00:57:20,882 --> 00:57:23,883
Trying to keep our dirty
laundry from
651
00:57:23,885 --> 00:57:26,585
getting aired all over town.
652
00:57:26,587 --> 00:57:31,824
Thinking I was losing my
fucking mind and my best friend.
653
00:57:31,826 --> 00:57:35,728
Wondering if I was
ever gonna see you again.
654
00:57:37,799 --> 00:57:41,033
But hey, tamales.
655
00:57:43,171 --> 00:57:45,504
I'm glad you had
such a good time.
656
00:57:45,506 --> 00:57:48,607
I am sorry
about all of that.
657
00:57:48,609 --> 00:57:50,743
Good.
658
00:57:52,713 --> 00:57:55,014
-I did want to call.
-Hm.
659
00:57:55,016 --> 00:57:58,984
But I knew if I did that you'd
just convince me to come back,
660
00:57:58,986 --> 00:58:02,855
or I'd...
I'd get so mad at you
661
00:58:02,857 --> 00:58:06,959
that I would never
come home at all, so...
662
00:58:06,961 --> 00:58:10,863
I figured I'd just have
to figure it out for myself.
663
00:58:10,865 --> 00:58:15,167
Well, did you?
664
00:58:21,242 --> 00:58:25,211
You know when I came home
after school that summer?
665
00:58:26,581 --> 00:58:31,050
I was just gonna
save some money,
666
00:58:31,052 --> 00:58:36,622
see my parents,
and that was it.
667
00:58:36,624 --> 00:58:38,958
I never intended
to stay here.
668
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:41,260
Well, why did you, Abby?
669
00:58:41,262 --> 00:58:44,663
For Christ sake,
why'd you stay?
670
00:58:44,665 --> 00:58:46,999
Because of you, Hank.
671
00:58:48,102 --> 00:58:50,169
Because of you,
you wooed me,
672
00:58:50,171 --> 00:58:54,273
and you swept me off my feet
and I fucking fell for it.
673
00:58:55,843 --> 00:58:59,178
Goddamn it, you used
to look at me like I was...
674
00:59:00,648 --> 00:59:04,216
You used to look at me like...
675
00:59:04,218 --> 00:59:07,086
...you couldn't believe
that I existed.
676
00:59:08,689 --> 00:59:12,057
Like you couldn't
believe your luck. You know?
677
00:59:12,059 --> 00:59:16,061
And now, you hardly
look at me at all.
678
00:59:17,865 --> 00:59:20,032
Look at me, Hank.
679
00:59:22,003 --> 00:59:24,870
I see you,
680
00:59:24,872 --> 00:59:28,007
cutting eyes at other girls
all the time.
681
00:59:28,009 --> 00:59:33,846
-Oh, come on.
-I'm not crazy.
682
00:59:33,848 --> 00:59:35,180
I don't think everything's
gonna be all
683
00:59:35,182 --> 00:59:37,650
spontaneous
and new forever.
684
00:59:37,652 --> 00:59:41,620
But I know you,
and I know you're a hunter.
685
00:59:43,758 --> 00:59:47,560
Maybe it was all about
the pursuit all those years ago,
686
00:59:47,562 --> 00:59:50,863
and now you're just looking
for something else to chase.
687
00:59:55,903 --> 00:59:59,171
And now it's been ten years,
688
00:59:59,173 --> 01:00:01,941
and I wake up and...
689
01:00:03,144 --> 01:00:06,779
...I'm a 33-year-old
690
01:00:06,781 --> 01:00:10,783
unmarried, childless
bar manager
691
01:00:10,785 --> 01:00:14,920
living in the only place that
I really ever wanted to leave.
692
01:00:17,725 --> 01:00:22,361
And I think maybe you're
looking around
693
01:00:22,363 --> 01:00:27,199
to see if there's
something else you can chase.
694
01:00:27,201 --> 01:00:29,735
And I'm thinking about all
those things that I gave up
695
01:00:29,737 --> 01:00:32,371
just for a spot
on your wall.
696
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:42,348
Everyone I know
is married.
697
01:00:44,018 --> 01:00:46,318
They all have kids.
698
01:00:49,190 --> 01:00:52,291
And I have to hear it
all the time, you know.
699
01:00:54,095 --> 01:00:56,862
"What are you two doing?
700
01:00:56,864 --> 01:00:59,665
What's he waiting for?"
701
01:01:01,736 --> 01:01:02,935
I used to think that was
just some
702
01:01:02,937 --> 01:01:05,004
small town bullshit
I didn't care about.
703
01:01:05,006 --> 01:01:10,876
You know? Getting married,
having a whole litter of kids.
704
01:01:14,148 --> 01:01:18,183
I don't know, Hank.
What are we doing?
705
01:01:18,185 --> 01:01:22,354
-[laughs]
-What are you waiting for?
706
01:01:24,892 --> 01:01:26,825
Because if you're waiting
for me to look like
707
01:01:28,229 --> 01:01:30,429
Jane again...
708
01:01:30,431 --> 01:01:32,298
Oh!
709
01:01:32,299 --> 01:01:34,166
You know 20-something
years old, stars in my eyes,
710
01:01:34,168 --> 01:01:37,002
or if you're just looking for
some other dumb doe to chase,
711
01:01:37,004 --> 01:01:38,437
I really wish you
would tell me.
712
01:01:38,439 --> 01:01:41,840
Because it would make things
a whole lot easier.
713
01:01:45,179 --> 01:01:48,113
You have everything
you want here.
714
01:01:49,917 --> 01:01:53,686
You have me,
you have the bar,
715
01:01:53,688 --> 01:01:57,156
you have Wade,
you have your hunting buddies.
716
01:01:58,993 --> 01:02:02,728
You have all these woods
and this big fucking house,
717
01:02:02,730 --> 01:02:05,330
this falling-apart house.
718
01:02:09,970 --> 01:02:13,405
But what if I had gone
back to the city, you know,
719
01:02:13,407 --> 01:02:17,142
all those years ago,
and you had come with me?
720
01:02:18,279 --> 01:02:21,146
And we'd been
living in, like,
721
01:02:21,148 --> 01:02:25,751
a one-bedroom walk-up
all these years, you know?
722
01:02:31,092 --> 01:02:33,459
You could hear
our neighbors above us,
723
01:02:33,461 --> 01:02:36,261
the traffic outside.
724
01:02:39,266 --> 01:02:41,133
You didn't any
of that stuff
725
01:02:41,135 --> 01:02:44,837
and you couldn't wander into
the woods any time you wanted.
726
01:02:48,476 --> 01:02:51,477
You didn't have any of the
things that made you you, or
727
01:02:53,748 --> 01:02:55,881
gave you purpose.
728
01:03:01,489 --> 01:03:03,522
Would I be enough for you?
729
01:03:06,227 --> 01:03:08,160
I don't think I would.
730
01:03:10,164 --> 01:03:12,531
Baby.
731
01:03:12,533 --> 01:03:15,467
Hey, look.
732
01:03:22,243 --> 01:03:24,209
Look at that.
733
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:32,251
Now I'm a 34-year-old...
734
01:03:32,253 --> 01:03:36,188
...unmarried, childless
735
01:03:36,190 --> 01:03:39,525
bar manager that
lives in the sticks.
736
01:03:45,166 --> 01:03:47,332
Thirty-four.
737
01:03:51,438 --> 01:03:55,240
You remember where we were
tonight ten years ago?
738
01:03:59,513 --> 01:04:01,980
Yeah.
739
01:04:01,982 --> 01:04:05,117
Uh-huh. Right here.
740
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:08,987
Right in this room.
741
01:04:13,994 --> 01:04:15,194
Sometimes it feels like
742
01:04:15,196 --> 01:04:17,162
we've lived our
whole lives in this room.
743
01:04:26,207 --> 01:04:28,507
I don't think
your monster is coming.
744
01:04:33,948 --> 01:04:37,416
[footsteps climbing stairs]
745
01:04:55,369 --> 01:04:58,871
-"For Julie?"
-Wait, what is it?
746
01:04:58,873 --> 01:05:00,423
Who the fuck is Julie?
747
01:05:00,424 --> 01:05:01,974
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me see that.
748
01:05:01,976 --> 01:05:06,945
[laughs] No way! Listen,
this... this is incredible.
749
01:05:06,947 --> 01:05:09,448
I mean, this is a very
romantic birthday.
750
01:05:09,450 --> 01:05:12,584
Oh, yeah, talk about putting
lipstick on a fucking pig.
751
01:05:12,586 --> 01:05:18,056
But this tape, which is probably
full of horribly embarrassing,
752
01:05:18,058 --> 01:05:21,226
very dated,
super emotional songs
753
01:05:21,228 --> 01:05:23,028
that you put on a tape
for another girl.
754
01:05:23,030 --> 01:05:24,429
Oh, no, just one song.
755
01:05:24,431 --> 01:05:26,098
I'm sorry,
there's one song on here?
756
01:05:26,100 --> 01:05:27,266
Yeah, you know, you
put one song and
757
01:05:27,268 --> 01:05:28,333
you repeat it
over and over again.
758
01:05:28,335 --> 01:05:30,169
No, I don't know this.
759
01:05:30,170 --> 01:05:32,004
-So you don't have to rewind.
-You do it over and over?
760
01:05:32,006 --> 01:05:34,640
-Oh, my God.
-Okay, so this tape
761
01:05:34,642 --> 01:05:38,277
is full of one song,
over and over,
762
01:05:38,279 --> 01:05:40,979
for another girl that is not me
763
01:05:40,981 --> 01:05:44,283
but it somehow made its way
here on my birthday.
764
01:05:44,285 --> 01:05:48,453
This gift,
you can't put a bow on it.
765
01:05:48,455 --> 01:05:52,691
-Oh, don't pull that shit.
-You can't unwrap this tape.
766
01:05:52,693 --> 01:05:54,960
I just said that to you,
come on.
767
01:05:54,962 --> 01:05:59,498
This is truly experiential.
768
01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:03,268
-Just play the fucking tape.
-I'm gonna play the tape.
769
01:06:05,339 --> 01:06:07,973
-[soft rock plays]
-[laughter, chatter]
770
01:06:07,975 --> 01:06:13,478
♪ There is a house in New Orleans ♪
771
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:18,283
♪ They call the rising sun ♪
772
01:06:18,285 --> 01:06:23,422
♪ And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy ♪
773
01:06:23,424 --> 01:06:28,160
♪ And Lord I know I'm one ♪
774
01:06:28,162 --> 01:06:29,695
♪ My mother ♪ [voice cracks]
775
01:06:29,697 --> 01:06:33,165
♪ And we cannot be defeated ♪
776
01:06:33,167 --> 01:06:35,734
♪ They can take our bones ♪
777
01:06:35,736 --> 01:06:38,737
♪ And bury them deep under the river ♪
778
01:06:38,739 --> 01:06:42,074
♪ And we'll still be together ♪
779
01:06:42,076 --> 01:06:44,376
♪ We lost ourselves in the city lights ♪
780
01:06:44,378 --> 01:06:46,712
♪ With the long rides home and the quiet nights ♪
781
01:06:46,714 --> 01:06:50,716
♪ But we know we're the only ones ♪
782
01:06:50,718 --> 01:06:54,052
♪ We know we're the only ones ♪
783
01:06:54,054 --> 01:06:58,056
♪ Happy birthday, dear Abby ♪
784
01:06:58,058 --> 01:07:00,292
-That's my girl.
-Oh, my bitch.
785
01:07:00,294 --> 01:07:05,397
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
786
01:07:05,399 --> 01:07:07,466
[laughs] Love you!
787
01:07:07,468 --> 01:07:11,069
Okay, you guys have
to promise not to laugh.
788
01:07:11,071 --> 01:07:13,405
This is my first attempt.
789
01:07:13,407 --> 01:07:16,241
-Oh, I know what that is.
-Jesus Christ, what is that?
790
01:07:16,243 --> 01:07:19,277
-Take one and pass it down.
-Is that pond water?
791
01:07:19,279 --> 01:07:24,683
[laughs] I call it Sauvignon
Brun, because it's... brown.
792
01:07:24,685 --> 01:07:28,687
It looks more like
Sauvignon Bluhh!
793
01:07:28,689 --> 01:07:30,422
-Hey, be nice.
-I'm sorry...
794
01:07:30,424 --> 01:07:32,457
You made this?
Abby, you made this?
795
01:07:32,459 --> 01:07:34,843
Yeah.
796
01:07:34,844 --> 01:07:37,228
So you like stomped on grapes
with your dirty feet.
797
01:07:37,231 --> 01:07:41,199
-Is that why it's brown?
-Uh, no. It just...
798
01:07:41,201 --> 01:07:43,568
I didn't seal it right
so it oxidized,
799
01:07:43,570 --> 01:07:46,104
you know how like
an apple goes brown?
800
01:07:46,106 --> 01:07:48,206
-[Wade] That means it's rotten.
-Shut up, baby.
801
01:07:48,208 --> 01:07:50,709
I'm not trying to be negative.
I'm just curious.
802
01:07:50,711 --> 01:07:55,147
Does anyone know
the proper way to taste wine?
803
01:07:56,116 --> 01:08:00,218
See. Swirl.
804
01:08:00,220 --> 01:08:02,054
Sniff.
805
01:08:03,457 --> 01:08:07,159
-Sip and savor.
-That's right.
806
01:08:09,263 --> 01:08:11,463
-You guys remember Jonestown?
-[laughter]
807
01:08:11,465 --> 01:08:15,133
-I think about it all the time.
-Did we just do a pact?
808
01:08:15,135 --> 01:08:17,702
[Wade] Oh, man, we didn't even
do any community outreach.
809
01:08:17,704 --> 01:08:21,239
-[laughter]
-This is so much fun, guys.
810
01:08:21,241 --> 01:08:23,809
I don't even remember the last
time I actually got drunk.
811
01:08:25,579 --> 01:08:29,114
I do. I think it was like
two glasses of wine ago.
812
01:08:29,116 --> 01:08:31,583
Ha-ha. [laughs]
813
01:08:31,585 --> 01:08:33,452
No, well, mama got the nuggets
814
01:08:33,454 --> 01:08:35,554
and she told us to live it up
a little bit.
815
01:08:35,556 --> 01:08:39,357
You-- you-you. We're staying
up to the crack of 12:30.
816
01:08:39,359 --> 01:08:41,326
-[laughter]
-Whoa!
817
01:08:41,328 --> 01:08:43,762
-Party animals.
-Yeah.
818
01:08:43,764 --> 01:08:45,214
Speak for yourself.
819
01:08:45,215 --> 01:08:46,665
[Hank] I may have three
glasses of wine tonight.
820
01:08:46,667 --> 01:08:49,668
-Whoa!
-So, uh, Hank.
821
01:08:49,670 --> 01:08:53,472
Is your monster
stopping by tonight?
822
01:08:53,474 --> 01:08:55,674
Shane.
823
01:08:55,676 --> 01:08:58,410
-Come on, man.
-What? Everybody knows.
824
01:08:59,746 --> 01:09:01,379
Oh, come on.
825
01:09:01,381 --> 01:09:02,681
There's a goddamn
elephant in the room
826
01:09:02,683 --> 01:09:04,816
and no one
wants to talk about it.
827
01:09:04,818 --> 01:09:08,153
It wasn't an elephant.
828
01:09:08,155 --> 01:09:12,257
-It was a panther.
-[laughter]
829
01:09:12,259 --> 01:09:15,727
All right,
I do have one question.
830
01:09:15,729 --> 01:09:22,567
Uh... has anyone here
seen a UFO?
831
01:09:22,569 --> 01:09:25,237
-Yes.
-I did once.
832
01:09:26,406 --> 01:09:29,541
See? Now, Pam.
833
01:09:29,543 --> 01:09:32,444
You are sure it
was an alien spacecraft?
834
01:09:32,446 --> 01:09:36,248
It couldn't have been a plane,
a helicopter, a weather balloon?
835
01:09:36,250 --> 01:09:38,483
It wasn't a weather balloon.
No.
836
01:09:38,485 --> 01:09:42,487
Do you have any idea how vast
the universe is?
837
01:09:42,489 --> 01:09:47,359
I do, it's like...
like nine football fields wide.
838
01:09:47,361 --> 01:09:51,396
And if you are smart enough to
travel billions of light years,
839
01:09:51,398 --> 01:09:53,598
why the fuck would you
come to Barlow?
840
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:55,667
-I mean, that's a good point.
-You're not wrong.
841
01:09:55,669 --> 01:09:57,903
-You're not wrong on that one.
-I am not wrong.
842
01:09:57,905 --> 01:10:01,373
-Because I am a police officer.
-You're a police officer?
843
01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:04,643
Did you guys know...
did you know that?
844
01:10:04,645 --> 01:10:06,728
I had heard, yeah.
845
01:10:06,729 --> 01:10:08,812
[Shane] And as
a police officer,
846
01:10:08,815 --> 01:10:12,217
it is my job to use logic
and evidence
847
01:10:12,219 --> 01:10:15,453
and the powers of deduction
to figure things out.
848
01:10:15,455 --> 01:10:18,139
And that is why, Pam,
849
01:10:18,140 --> 01:10:20,824
a zig-zagging light
in the sky ain't a UFO,
850
01:10:20,827 --> 01:10:24,696
a glob of dust on a photo
ain't a ghost,
851
01:10:24,698 --> 01:10:27,532
and Hank, whatever the hell
has been coming around
852
01:10:27,534 --> 01:10:30,268
your house for the last month,
853
01:10:30,270 --> 01:10:32,804
it ain't a goblin
or a goddamn demon
854
01:10:32,806 --> 01:10:35,574
or anything else magical
or supernatural, all right?
855
01:10:35,576 --> 01:10:36,975
It's just not.
856
01:10:36,977 --> 01:10:38,944
[Abby] Shane, this is not
the time or the place.
857
01:10:38,946 --> 01:10:41,613
I'm sorry, for the last month
858
01:10:41,615 --> 01:10:44,316
Hank has been shooting at cars
859
01:10:44,318 --> 01:10:46,451
and ranting and raving
about monsters,
860
01:10:46,453 --> 01:10:48,653
and now we're all gonna sit here
and pretend it didn't happen?
861
01:10:48,655 --> 01:10:51,323
I mean, we're all friends,
some of us are family.
862
01:10:51,325 --> 01:10:52,474
Shane, stop!
863
01:10:52,475 --> 01:10:53,624
Some of us should be family
864
01:10:53,627 --> 01:10:55,894
and I'm saying all of this
because I love you.
865
01:10:55,896 --> 01:10:57,713
Is that what it is?
866
01:10:57,714 --> 01:10:59,531
You're doing it
because you love me?
867
01:10:59,533 --> 01:11:02,500
I love you too, buddy.
868
01:11:02,502 --> 01:11:04,936
I love you too, Shane.
869
01:11:08,976 --> 01:11:10,442
You're right.
870
01:11:12,646 --> 01:11:15,280
I've been an asshole lately.
871
01:11:15,282 --> 01:11:18,250
Well, longer than lately,
I guess.
872
01:11:18,252 --> 01:11:23,255
But lately I've been more of an
asshole and I'm sorry for that.
873
01:11:23,257 --> 01:11:26,891
And you're right, maybe
we should've been family by now.
874
01:11:29,663 --> 01:11:33,598
But you're wrong
about what I saw.
875
01:11:35,736 --> 01:11:40,372
Oh, my God,
the fucking ego on you.
876
01:11:40,374 --> 01:11:44,609
You're a bachelor sheriff
in a backwoods shithole
877
01:11:44,611 --> 01:11:47,746
and you think you
got it all figured out.
878
01:11:47,748 --> 01:11:49,914
Right, baby?
879
01:11:52,719 --> 01:11:55,353
You're right, baby.
880
01:11:57,724 --> 01:12:01,059
Hell, you're right about
most things most of the time.
881
01:12:01,061 --> 01:12:03,395
You're right about this town.
882
01:12:03,397 --> 01:12:06,364
This town is nothing but a speck
of dust in a great big world
883
01:12:06,366 --> 01:12:09,434
that's nothing but a speck
of dust in a galaxy,
884
01:12:09,436 --> 01:12:12,604
that's nothing but a speck
of dust in a big wide universe.
885
01:12:14,741 --> 01:12:16,374
And if no thinking thing
in its right mind
886
01:12:16,376 --> 01:12:20,745
is gonna go all that way
to come to Barlow...
887
01:12:24,451 --> 01:12:28,486
...well, how could I ever
expect you to stay here?
888
01:12:31,858 --> 01:12:34,059
You're right, I...
889
01:12:34,061 --> 01:12:39,497
I never gave enough thought to
the things that made you happy.
890
01:12:40,801 --> 01:12:42,467
To the things you care about,
891
01:12:42,469 --> 01:12:45,103
or... the things that
make you who you are.
892
01:12:47,874 --> 01:12:51,676
Or hell, maybe I
ignored them sometimes
893
01:12:51,678 --> 01:12:53,511
because, I don't know,
894
01:12:53,513 --> 01:12:57,849
they made me
feel small or stupid.
895
01:12:57,851 --> 01:12:59,951
Just selfish shit, you know?
896
01:13:04,624 --> 01:13:06,725
I always knew with you
I caught something
897
01:13:06,727 --> 01:13:10,895
that you can't lock up.
898
01:13:10,897 --> 01:13:12,697
And then I went
and tried to do it anyway.
899
01:13:14,501 --> 01:13:17,769
I'm sorry.
900
01:13:17,771 --> 01:13:20,438
So let's get
the fuck out of here.
901
01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:23,007
Let's get out of this place.
Sell the bar,
902
01:13:23,009 --> 01:13:26,945
let's get rid of this
big stupid goddamn house
903
01:13:26,947 --> 01:13:29,381
that's been in my family,
it's been killing everybody,
904
01:13:29,383 --> 01:13:30,882
I'm never gonna fix it.
905
01:13:30,884 --> 01:13:33,585
You're right about that too.
And let's move.
906
01:13:33,587 --> 01:13:35,987
You want to move to Miami?
Let's go.
907
01:13:35,989 --> 01:13:39,824
Or Madrid, Moscow...
908
01:13:39,826 --> 01:13:41,926
I'll go anywhere with you.
909
01:13:43,764 --> 01:13:46,965
Anywhere.
910
01:13:46,967 --> 01:13:48,533
Because, yeah, you're
right about most things,
911
01:13:48,535 --> 01:13:51,169
but you're wrong
about one thing.
912
01:13:52,739 --> 01:13:55,440
You are enough for me, Abby.
913
01:14:03,750 --> 01:14:06,618
One... one more thing.
914
01:14:21,435 --> 01:14:24,202
-This is... shit. Sorry.
-[feedback]
915
01:14:25,439 --> 01:14:27,872
This is for you, baby,
916
01:14:27,874 --> 01:14:30,842
and Julie.
917
01:14:32,179 --> 01:14:35,613
[soft rock plays]
918
01:14:45,692 --> 01:14:48,760
♪ You say ♪
919
01:14:48,762 --> 01:14:51,930
♪ I only hear what I want to ♪
920
01:14:57,237 --> 01:15:00,738
♪ And you say ♪
921
01:15:00,740 --> 01:15:03,875
♪ I talk so all the time ♪
922
01:15:03,877 --> 01:15:06,010
♪ So ♪
923
01:15:10,016 --> 01:15:12,584
♪ And I thought what I felt was simple ♪
924
01:15:12,586 --> 01:15:15,753
♪ And I thought that I don't belong ♪
925
01:15:15,755 --> 01:15:19,123
♪ And now that I am leaving ♪
926
01:15:19,125 --> 01:15:21,159
♪ Now I know that I did something wrong ♪
927
01:15:21,161 --> 01:15:23,595
♪ 'Cause I missed you ♪
928
01:15:24,865 --> 01:15:29,767
♪ Yeah, I missed you ♪
929
01:15:34,241 --> 01:15:37,876
♪ And you say ♪
930
01:15:37,878 --> 01:15:40,044
♪ I only hear what I want to ♪
931
01:15:40,046 --> 01:15:42,981
♪ I don't listen hard I don't pay attention ♪
932
01:15:42,983 --> 01:15:46,851
♪ To the distance that you're running to anyone anywhere ♪
933
01:15:46,853 --> 01:15:49,287
♪ I don't understand if you even care ♪
934
01:15:49,289 --> 01:15:52,590
♪ I'm only hearing negative No, no, no, bad ♪
935
01:15:55,195 --> 01:15:59,130
♪ So I turned the radio on I turned the radio up ♪
936
01:15:59,132 --> 01:16:01,866
♪ And this woman was singing my song ♪
937
01:16:01,868 --> 01:16:04,936
♪ Lovers in love and the others run away ♪
938
01:16:04,938 --> 01:16:08,139
♪ Lover is crying 'cause the other won't stay ♪
939
01:16:08,141 --> 01:16:11,576
♪ Some of us hover only waitingfor the other who was dying ♪
940
01:16:11,578 --> 01:16:13,878
♪ Since the day they were born, well ♪
941
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:16,881
♪ Well, this is not that I think that I'm throwing ♪
942
01:16:16,883 --> 01:16:19,784
♪ But I'm thrown ♪
943
01:16:19,786 --> 01:16:20,985
♪ And I thought I'd live forever ♪
944
01:16:20,987 --> 01:16:22,537
♪ But now I'm not too sure ♪
945
01:16:22,538 --> 01:16:24,088
♪ You try to tell me that I'm clever ♪
946
01:16:24,090 --> 01:16:27,158
♪ but that won't take me anyhow ♪
947
01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:29,761
♪ Or anywhere with you ♪
948
01:16:32,766 --> 01:16:35,600
♪ And you said that I was naive ♪
949
01:16:35,602 --> 01:16:38,169
♪ And I thought that I was strong ♪
950
01:16:38,171 --> 01:16:41,573
♪ Oh, I thought "Hey I can leave, I can leave" ♪
951
01:16:41,575 --> 01:16:44,642
♪ Oh, but now I know that I was wrong ♪
952
01:16:44,644 --> 01:16:46,578
♪ 'Cause I missed you ♪
953
01:16:48,248 --> 01:16:52,283
♪ Yeah, I missed you ♪
954
01:16:56,122 --> 01:16:58,256
♪ You said, "You caught me 'cause you want me ♪
955
01:16:58,258 --> 01:17:01,726
♪ And one day you'll let me go"You try to give away a keeper ♪
956
01:17:01,728 --> 01:17:05,897
♪ Or keep me 'cause you knowyou're just so scared to lose ♪
957
01:17:08,602 --> 01:17:10,234
♪ And you say ♪
958
01:17:13,239 --> 01:17:15,607
♪ "Stay" ♪
959
01:17:21,982 --> 01:17:25,617
♪ You say ♪
960
01:17:25,619 --> 01:17:29,153
♪ I only hear what I want to ♪
961
01:17:32,158 --> 01:17:34,158
[roaring]
962
01:17:34,160 --> 01:17:36,361
-[grunting]
-Hank!
963
01:17:36,363 --> 01:17:39,097
[roaring]
964
01:17:39,099 --> 01:17:41,299
[all shouting]
965
01:17:41,301 --> 01:17:44,369
[Shane] Abby, where is Hank's
gun? Where is Hank's gun?
966
01:17:44,371 --> 01:17:47,138
Hank!
967
01:17:47,140 --> 01:17:49,073
I gotta get something
from my truck.
968
01:17:49,075 --> 01:17:51,809
-You go out the back door!
-Where are you going?
969
01:17:51,811 --> 01:17:53,978
-Hank!
-[roaring]
970
01:17:53,980 --> 01:17:56,014
[Hank] Come on!
971
01:17:57,017 --> 01:17:59,083
Hank?
972
01:18:00,954 --> 01:18:02,787
[roaring]
973
01:18:02,789 --> 01:18:06,758
-[grunts]
-[roaring]
974
01:18:07,694 --> 01:18:09,761
[screaming]
975
01:18:09,763 --> 01:18:14,232
-[roaring]
-[grunting]
976
01:18:18,238 --> 01:18:22,440
[monster squealing]
977
01:18:28,381 --> 01:18:31,716
-I got it!
-[cocks gun]
978
01:18:36,256 --> 01:18:39,791
[Hank panting]
979
01:18:46,866 --> 01:18:50,001
[groans]
980
01:18:52,439 --> 01:18:54,272
Hank?
981
01:19:05,185 --> 01:19:07,318
Hank...
982
01:19:16,062 --> 01:19:18,329
Hey, baby...
983
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:22,500
...are you okay?
984
01:19:44,023 --> 01:19:47,358
[sobbing] I was supposed
to give this to you.
985
01:20:03,243 --> 01:20:05,510
You wanna drink another case
of this shit with me?
986
01:20:12,318 --> 01:20:15,820
[rock music plays]
987
01:20:24,164 --> 01:20:28,366
♪ You ♪
988
01:20:28,368 --> 01:20:32,470
♪ Will bear all my fruit ♪
989
01:20:35,942 --> 01:20:40,878
♪ And you ♪
990
01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:45,049
♪ Will dress all of my wounds ♪
991
01:20:48,454 --> 01:20:51,389
♪ And I won't ask of you ♪
992
01:20:51,391 --> 01:20:55,359
♪ More than to do More than to be ♪
993
01:20:55,361 --> 01:20:58,462
♪ There are feet beneath the knees ♪
994
01:21:01,434 --> 01:21:05,570
♪ And the tower, the trees ♪
995
01:21:07,907 --> 01:21:11,342
♪ And the future I believe ♪
996
01:21:22,121 --> 01:21:26,490
♪ Come like any hope We will elope ♪
997
01:21:26,492 --> 01:21:31,128
♪ Hold out your hand to me ♪
998
01:21:31,130 --> 01:21:35,600
♪ Make me your soul Songs from your throat ♪
999
01:21:35,602 --> 01:21:41,172
♪ Berries that stain your hands ♪
1000
01:21:41,174 --> 01:21:46,444
♪ And I will love you ♪
1001
01:21:48,114 --> 01:21:50,514
♪ For the rest of your life ♪
1002
01:21:50,516 --> 01:21:54,585
♪ I will love you ♪
1003
01:21:59,425 --> 01:22:03,594
♪ And I will love you ♪
1004
01:22:06,266 --> 01:22:08,966
♪ For the rest of your life ♪
1005
01:22:08,968 --> 01:22:12,670
♪ I will love you ♪
1006
01:22:18,111 --> 01:22:22,213
♪ Ahhh ♪
1007
01:22:22,215 --> 01:22:26,651
♪ Oh, oh, ahh ♪
1008
01:22:26,653 --> 01:22:31,289
♪ Oh, ahh, ahhh ♪
1009
01:22:31,291 --> 01:22:35,393
♪ Ahh, ohh ♪
1010
01:22:35,395 --> 01:22:41,299
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1011
01:22:54,447 --> 01:22:58,516
♪ I will love you ♪
1012
01:23:00,586 --> 01:23:03,220
♪ For the rest of your life ♪
1013
01:23:03,222 --> 01:23:07,625
♪ I will love you ♪
1014
01:23:10,964 --> 01:23:15,499
♪ For the rest of your life ♪
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