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[crickets chittering]

[suspenseful music playing]

[alarm blaring]

An asteroid?

-[device bleeps]
-Astronomer's log.

An asteroid seems to have
appeared in our solar system.

I am concerned
about its trajectory.

I need to calculate the...

[gasps] Huh?

A second anomaly?

It's coming right at the Earth
with incredible velocity.

I must be looking at...

a UFO?

[panting]

[gasps]

[dramatic music playing]

[sizzling]

[gasps]

-[engine starting]
-[tires screeching]

Come on!

[gasps]

[eerie music playing]

[scientist screaming]

-[upbeat music playing]
-[man scatting]

Well, now, who do we have here?

Porky Pig and Daffy Duck.

[scatting continues]

Walk over to Farmer Jim, boys!

[babbling] Whoa!

Hoo, woo-hoo!

And so, Gabby Goat
kept smiling and dancing.

Gabby was so happy that he--

[stuttering] He decided
to play with his friend.

♪ That is the... ♪ [scatting]

All right. Let 'er rip, Pork-O!

Woo-hoe'.!

♪ That's it ♪ [scatting]

[Daffy Duck laughing]

[laughing]

Happy B-B-birthday, Daffy!

Oh, Porky! It's beautiful!

-Let's try it out!
-[objects crashing]

[Porky Pig] Aw,
I'm glad you like it.

All right.
I know you can do it.

[Porky Pig] Oh, whoa...

[Farmer Jim] That a boy, Porky!

Your turn now, Daffy.

Huh?

Look, Pa. No training wheels!
Woo-hoo!

That is one looney duck.

[school bell ringing]

Oh!

Oink-oink, pig boy!
[laughing]

[snarling]

[scatting continues]

[laughing]

-Huh? Argh!
-[egg smashing]

Eh, D-D-Daffy, are you sure
this is a good--

[imitates engine] Woo-hoo!

[laughing]

♪ Yeah... ♪
[scatting]

Can I go back to my room now?

♪ Looking good I♪

♪ That is the... ♪ [scatting]

[Farmer Jim] Listen here, boys.

The world can be a cruel place.

But as long as you two
stick together,

you'll be all right.

Oh, and one more thing.

Don't forget
to take care of your home.

Farmer Jim, he's G-G-gone!

It's okay, pal. Let it all out.

[both sobbing]

[rooster crowing]

[Yawns]

[chirping]

Why, hello there,
little birdie.

Now let's see what's on
the calendar for today.

Annual Home Standards Review?

Oh, I didn't re-re-realize
that was today.

I'd better wake up Daffy.

-[snoring]
-Daffy, wake up.

Wake up, Daffy.

You won't... you won't
take me alive...

What are you?

Oh, Daffy.
It's... [stuttering]

[screams]

Daffy, wake up!

[gasping, coughing]

[yelling] The subterranean
spider-people are real,

I tell you!

Oh, morning, Porky.

What's with the early
wake-up call?

Today's our
Annual Home Standards Review.

Ah, yes, the good old
Annual Home Standards Review.

What is that again?

[sighs]

[Porky Pig] We talked
about this before.

This is the day
when an inspector comes

to make sure our house

is living up to
community standards.

Okay.

As long as we're done before

Extraterrestrial Cover-ups
comes on TV.

Yeah, well, don't worry.

I made a checklist
of everything we need to do.

I think we'll get it done.

Okey dokey, Porky.

Let's get crack-a-lacking'.

Okay, first things first.

Grass must not appear
dead and brown.

Check!

Well, we got that covered.

Wooden steps must be
free from holes,

and safe to walk on.

That should work.

Check.

Gotta make sure the gutters
are fully functional.

And free of sludge.

[screams]

Yard waste must be--

Eradicated!

Must make sure
there are no cracks

on the W-W-walkway.

Daffy, I said no cracks.

Oh! [laughs sheepishly] Sorry.

Well, Porky,
we're all finished.

Here's to
passing this inspection

and living another year
just the way we like it.

[creaking]

Yeah, J-J-just the way
"we" like it.

[tires screeching]

[scoffs] Hmm.

Don't worry, chum.

I'll handle this
middle-aged busybody.

Hello there,
Miss Inspector Lady.

I'm sure you'll find
that our humble abode

meets your specifications.

Feel free to inspect
as you please.

Hmm? Yes.

I suppose everything
seems satisfactory...

with the exception
of... [chuckles]

...your roof!

[both] Our roof?

[chirps]

[both] There's a giant hole
in our roof!

That is what we call
a code violation,

and it breaks the law.

If you do not have
a functioning roof

within ten days, this property
will be condemned,

seized by the authorities,
demolished.

And this ungodly eyesore
will be eliminated

from our the perfect
neighborhood once and for all!

-[both] Demolished?
-What?

[chuckles] You heard right.

No roof, no home.

Gee whiz, she's ruthless.

Well, at least
I'm not "roofless."

[grunting]

[panting]

-Good luck...
-[engine starting]

...losers!

-[tires screeching]
-[inspector laughing]

[birds chirping]

Shoo! Shoo, you lousy birds!

This is horrible.

How did we not notice
this giant hole in our roof?

I don't know.

But we can't survive
if we lose our home.

What would Farmer Jim
think of this?

This will not stand.

We must investigate.

Hmm.

Giant hole. Missing roof.

Uh-huh, mm-hmm.

What's this?

Ew!

Hey, Porkman,
what do you make of all this?

It's probably related
to the termite problem

we've been putting off.

[wood cracking]

Yeah, termites
explain the hole, all right.

But what about this goo?

Well, that's easy.

We also have a serious
M-M-mold infestation.

Oh! I was gonna say
inter-dimensional ectoplasm,

but I guess you're right.

[Porky Pig] Well, here it is,

our entire life savings.

[coins clinking]

All right!

This should be
more than enough.

That is nowhere near enough.

Call me when you two
chump-change cheapskates

get your hands
on some real money.

Hmph!

Oh! jeez!

What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?

Daffy, calm down.

There is one thing we can do.

Wait for a stimulus check?

No.

Get a job.

A job?

You mean like work?

Yeah, a J-J-job.

That way, we can
earn some money

to pay off our roof repair.

But we've never worked
a day in our lives.

Well, now is
a good time to start.

Besides a little
re-re-responsibility

and good old-fashioned
hard work might do us good.

Yeah, a job.

There's no possible way

two capable characters like us

could screw that up.

[theme music playing]

Hey, this paper boy job
is a piece of... [stuttering]

It's easy!

And it's about
to get even easier,

thanks to my pedal-powered
periodical projectile pusher.

-Daffy, I don't think--
-[Daffy Duck] Woo-hoo!

-Daffy, no!
-Woo-hoo!

[man] Fired!

Welcome to Beans Brew Coffee.

Can I take your order?

Can I get a medium triple-mocha
sugar-free latte,

non-fat, non-dairy,
light creamer,

easy ice, upside down,
extra whip,

half teaspoon
of vanilla sweetener,

a dusting of cinnamon,

a quarter-full,
room for milk--

We serve coffee here!
What you trying to pull, huh?

Who are you?
What are you after anyways?

Are we being filmed?

[man] Fired!

Don't worry, sir.

Our rideshare service

will have you
to the airport in no time.

[neighing]

A bottle of water, sir?

Just hop on the landing gear!

It's perfectly safe!

You got this!

[whooshing]

[Porky Pig] Bon voyage!

And don't forget
to give us a "like."

[client screaming]

-[horse neighs]
-[man] You are fired!

Fired! Fired!

Fired!

{baby crying]
Fired!

Fired! Fired! Fired!

Do you really think

we can make money
being influences?

Of course we can.

All we need is the right look.

[inhales deeply]

[hip-hop music playing]

Did we get a million views

and make some roof money?

[woman on app] You're canceled.

Boy, that really
blew up in our face--

-[theme music playing]
-[stuttering]

That's all, folks!

[theme music ends]

-[pops]
-[air hissing]

[thunderclap]

[Porky Pig] Oh, D-D-Daffy,

what are we gonna do?

We're gonna lose our home!

We've gotta
stay positive, Porky.

We still have two days.

That's plenty of time
to turn things around.

Shakes are on the house, boys.

It looks like you both
could use some cheering up.

See, things are already
turning around.

What did Farmer Jim say?

"As long as we stick together,
we'll be all right."

I suppose so.

Trust me,

the right opportunity
is bound to come our way

sooner or later.

-[slurping]
-[door bell ringing]

I got it.

Maybe we can get into
underground fighting.

[voice fading] I can train you.

I mean, how hard could it be?

Or maybe we can be
delivery drivers.

I hear they have
great benefits.

And then, once we finish
night school,

we could teach English
to foreigners.

[sweeping music playing]

-[boots squeaking]
-Or maybe we could get jobs

as animation executives.

-[voice fading]
-[music continues]

[metal squeaking]

[thuds]

Porky, you listening to me?

Ah!

I see what you're looking at.

Mmmmm.

Boy, does that look delicious.

I bet you want a piece of that,
eh, buddy? [laughs]

Hmm? Huh? Hmm? I gotcha.

Daffy. no!

Let me do the talking.
You do the watching,

and I'll get you
some of that tasty dish.

-Daffy! Please!
{suspenseful music playing]

-[music stops]
-Hey, Joe,

how about a slice
of that cherry pie

for my friend over there?

Oh, no, I don't need any pie.

Thank you.
[laughing nervously]

Guess he changed his mind.

He sure has a moody appetite.

Maybe it's a pig thing.

Uh, no offense.

Say, I don't think I've seen
you around here before.

I'm Daffy Duck.

Hi, I'm Petunia Pig.

Nice to meet you.

That indecisive
scatterbrain over there

is my BFF, Porky Pig.

Uh, hi. [chuckling nervously]

Say, would you like to join us
in our booth?

We can always use
the extra company.

Sure! Nice to meet you both.

So, are you just dropping in
for a cup of coffee?

Uh, yes. I mean, no.

Well, actually,
more like flavor sampling.

[gargling]

[gulps]

I'm a flavor scientist
at the gum factory.

So, are you in charge
of that new flavor

everyone is so excited about?

Super Strongberry?

Ugh! No way.

Between us, it's just
the same old flavor,

only repackaged
with a "Strong" in front of it.

You know,
you've got to take risks

if you want to make
something really good.

Me, I'm on the quest

to make the world's
most perfect flavor.

[clanking]

I'm close. Really close.

But I haven't
quite cracked it yet.

Question is, could this coffee

be the missing ingredient...

[squeaks, dings]

Uh, you... you wouldn't
want to happen to--

Ooh! Let me try.

Ah, yes. Mmm.

How does it taste?

Very fruity.

Any tingling?
Shortness of breath?

Sweeter than I expected.

All right, he hasn't
turned green yet. That's good.

Though I can't
quite pinpoint...

the aftertaste.

[clanging]

Wow, that was crazy!

How did you do that?

Huh? [chuckles]
It's nothing, really.

Just a series
of chemical reactions

that lead to a crazy explosion,
but not a literal explosion,

a flavor explosion.

That's what
I'm trying to achieve.

Anyway. What do you guys do?

Absolutely nothing.

We can't even hold down a job
for more than--

Actually, we're in the middle
of a career transition.

It's just that people
don't appreciate

our specialized skill set.

Tell me about it.

People are so set
in their ways.

They're just afraid
of the unknown.

Not us. We're not afraid
of nothing.

We're a couple of
old-fashioned risk-takers.

You know, it would be great

to have a couple of like-minded
allies at the factory.

And I know they're hiring
extra workers

to help with the new
Super Strongberry rollout.

If you're interested.

-Interested?
-We'd love to!

Great. I'll see what I can do.

Come on by tomorrow morning.

Why, this is just
the opportunity

we've been waiting for.

Woo-hoe'.!

[cell phone ringing]

Oh, sorry to cut things
short, guys,

but I have some
rotting eggs to check on.

I'll see you guys tomorrow.

-Bye! Nice meeting you.
-[Porky Pig] So long.

[stutters] Thanks again.

See, Porky?

As long as we stick together,
we'll be all right.

[thunder rumbling]

[suspenseful music playing]

[thunderclap]

[eerie music playing]

[laughing maniacally]

Okay, the job's pretty simple.

You push the button,
you pull the crank.

Mess up once and you're fired.

So just to clarify...

This crank here?

It's the only crank
in the building, Einstein.

Okay, Daffy.

You heard what the man said.

I'm gonna push this button.

And I'm gonna smash the crank.

Daffy. no!

You're supposed
to P-P-pull the crank.

Oh!

That's right, I forgot.

Pull the crank.

Okay. Off to a good start.

Push the button.

And pull the crank.

Push the button.

And pull the crank.

-Push the button.
-And pull the crank.

Push the button.

And pull the crank.

Push the button.

And pull the crank.

-Push the button.
-And pull the crank.

[upbeat jazz music playing]

[female singers vocalizing]

-[music stops]
-[whistle blows]

Congratulations on completing
your first successful shift.

[muttering] Not that that's
any sort of accomplishment.

Thanks, Mr. Bossman.

I can't believe it.

We're actually
working well together.

Amazing, isn't it?

I think we've finally
found our calling

as entry-level factory workers.

And if we keep this up,

we'll have enough money
to fix our roof in no time.

Yeah, as long as
the plot doesn't twist.

[dramatic music playing]

[Petunia Pig hums cheerfully]

Hey, Daffy.

I'm gonna G-G-grab
a quick refreshment.

Sounds good, pal.

Hmm.

Maybe I'll try to meet
some new people.

Hey, you seem like
the friendly type.

Care to go back and forth
about the weather with me?

Mister?

Chew!

"Chew"?

Is that some sort of
gum factory employee greeting?

You know, because
chewing gum... [laughs]

Sheesh!

I thought everyone here
was friendly.

[gasps]

That looks exactly like
the goo from the roof.

Something's screwy
about that fella.

And I know screwy.

Hoo-hoo!

Hmm. I wonder
if this could work.

[munching]

Hey, Petunia,
anybody ever tell you

that sponges are for cleaning
and not for eating?

-[all laughing]
-[woman] What a freak!

Hmm! [mumbling indistinctly]

Whatever.

Come on, guys.

We better leave before she
blows up the break room again.

-Have fun with your new flavor.
-[all laughing]

At least it's not another
boring berry reboot.

[man] What a nerd!

Yuck! What a bunch
of corporate drones.

Now, where was I?

Oh, yeah. Squid ink.

Blue mugs!

Oh, hey, Porky.

How's it going?

Sorry. I didn't mean to
startle you.

I just noticed,
we both have B-B-blue mugs.

Oh, yeah. [giggles]
Matching mugs.

[sighs]

So are you D-D-doing
some more tests on coffee?

No. Um, actually, I made
some dandelion squid ink tea.

Wanna try?

Oh, I'd love to!

[slurps]

[gulps]

It T-T-tastes delicious.

Whoa!

[laughing] It's okay, Porky.

Thanks for offering up
your taste buds.

[hiccupping] Excuse me.

I don't mind, Petunia.

You can tickle my taste buds
anytime you want.

Huh?

Oh! Uh, for science, of course.
[laughing nervously]

Oh, right.
For science, of course,

You know, Porky,

I'm really glad
you started working here.

It's nice to make
a new fr-fr-fr... [stuttering]

Oh, you mean make a new, eh,
fr-fr-fr... [stuttering]

[both stuttering]

[both]...acquaintance!

[both laughing]

[both sigh]

Yeah, sorry.

I tend to stutter
when I get a little nervous.

Oh, no need to apologize.

I stutter even when
I'm not a-a-a-eh-anxious.

[sighs]

[suspenseful music playing]

[beeping]

[trilling]

[beeping]

-[keypad buzzes]
-[beeping continuously]

[bubbling, sloshing]

[eerie music playing]

[beeping]

[dramatic music playing]

[inaudible]

A-ha!

-[thunderclap]
-[nervously] Oh!

[music stops]

[man on tape] ...right at the
Earth with incredible velocity.

I must be looking at... a UFO!

[tape whirring]

[suspenseful music playing]

What in the world
is going on here?

[suspenseful music crescendoes]

[bubbling]

[scientist] Chew...

[The Invader] That's a
good little chew toy.

It's time for the next phase
of my plan.

Soon this tangy, juicy gum

will force
the doomed inhabitants

of this helpless little planet

to bow before me,

and my superior intellect.

Then, I will take
their most precious resource

and make it all mine!

[laughing maniacally]

[coughing]

[resumes laughing maniacally]

[eerie music playing]

["Chewy Chewy"
by Ohio Express playing]

♪ Chewy, chewy, chewy, chewy
Chewy, chewy, chewy, baby ♪

♪ And I'm 'bout to get you
Wrapped up so very fine ♪

♪ Chewy, chewy, chewy, chewy
Chewy, chewy, chewy, baby ♪

♪ Ooey, gooey Chewy
Chew me out of my mind ♪

♪ Ah, ooh, I love to kiss her ♪

♪ Love to hold her
Love to miss her ♪

♪ Love to scold her
Love to love her like I do ♪

♪ Ooey little Chewy ♪

♪ Don't know
what you doin' to me ♪

♪ But you do it to me
What I want you to ♪

[song stops]

[Mayor] Well, Chewy,
Mrs. Grecht.

The new flavor celebration

is looking absolutely splendid!

Thank you, Mr. Mayor.

But splendid would be

if we can get
the banner straight!

And where is our gum shipment?

People will be here shortly.

[tires screeching]

Well, it's about time!

I'd like those boxes
placed orderly.

[Chewy] Is she
always like this?

Yes, she is.

Well, it was really nice
talking to you, Porky.

I guess I gotta get back
to the flavor lab.

Yeah, and I got
some buttons to push.

[loudspeaker beeping]

[manager] Attention,
all gum factory employees.

A reminder that our new
Super Strongberry

global gum launch will start
with a kickoff celebration

today at four o'clock
outside of City Hall.

[kazoo plays celebratory note]

Eh, say, Petunia,

would you maybe
wanna go with me

to the Super Strongberry
celebration?

You know, to support
the ne-ne-new flavor?

[laughing] Support
that new flavor?

Oh, that is the last thing
I want to do.

But I'd love to go
and hang out with you.

Really?

Yeah. Let's meet
out front before.

Okay, great.

Porky!

Thank goodness
I found you.

I don't want to alarm you,

but there are some
incredibly strange

and wildly
conspiratorial things

happening to this very factory

as we speak!

What strange things?

Oh... Hello again.

Uh, Daffy, what in the world
are you talking about?

Oh, I'll tell you.

[yelling] The goo
from our roof is here!

[Porky Pig laughing nervously]

Now, I thought I told you

not to make inside jokes
at the, uh, W-W-W-workplace.

-Excuse us.
-[man] Huh?

[Porky Pig] We're gonna get
some fresh air.

Uh, [chuckling awkwardly] okay.

[Porky Pig] See you after work!

Now, you listen here, Daffy.

These conspiracy
theories of yours

are gonna get us
into T-T-trouble!

If we want to fix our roof
and save the house,

you gotta keep this, eh,
O-o-crazy talk to yourself!

Why don't you go for a walk
and cool down?

And please, promise not to
yell out anything looney.

-[stutters] But-- But--
-[door slams]

[melancholy music playing]

Yeah, yeah.
Maybe Porky is right.

I just gotta take a walk
and cool down.

There's nothing
strange going on.

People just want to celebrate
and show their town pride.

Yeah, hanging out,

playing games,

and buying some gum.

-Hey, is that the new flavor?
-Sure is.

Arrived just in time
for today's celebration.

Well, I'm just gonna have
to give that a chew.

Chew?

Chew...

[man] Mmm.

Chew...

[gasps]

Oh! A bit gooier
than I imagined.

Chew...

[stammers] Goo? Chew?

-Chew...
-[girl] Chew!

All right, sister!

Spit that chewing gum out!

Hello?

That gum just blinked.

-And now it's looking at me.
-Chew'?

Chew!

What do you want?

I gotta do
something about this.

[exclaims] What is that?
A duck?

How does it know?

He'll ruin everything!

-[Pops]
-What the--

[groans]

Get me another-- [screams]

Ow! Ow! Ow!

-Chew, chew.
-Don't touch me!

Get me another visual!

Chew, chew, chew!

[groans]

[Daffy Duck screaming]

Help! The gum is watching us!

It's doing things
to people's minds!

Crazy duck!

Can't you see what's going on?

It's the new Goodie Gum flavor!

It's changing people!

Please, stay away from us!

This duck is a buffoon.

No one will ever
take him seriously.

He poses no threat to my plan,

so let him "chew"
his way out of danger.

[slurps]

[grumbles]

Chew.

Stop the wedding!

The gum has evil goo in it!

[Mayor] Welcome, Townspeople!

We've got plenty
of free samples

of the new Super Strongberry
gum for everyone!

[gasps] I gotta warn everybody!

I gotta warn them all!

[pants] It's the gum!

[screams] It's the gum!

[Mayor] All right! Now,
to kick off this celebration

with Grandview’s very own
Gary and the Gumballs!

What's up, Grandview?

-Who's ready to chew?
-Nobody!

[all exclaiming]

Citizens of Grandview,

the new Goodie Gum is turning
everyone into zombies!

Uh, is...
is this part of the show?

[cheerful music playing]

What? A hysterical,
naked duck at the event?

I gotta see this.

[gasps] D-D-Daffy!

[humming]

Hmm.

I hope Porky's here soon.

Please, don't do
something crazy!

Please-- Oh!

I'm not doing something crazy!

-[screams] Daffy!
-That duck is crazy.

-[Porky Pig] What're you doing?
-Are you seeing this?

The gum,
it takes over your mind!

Excuse me. Our home! Our jobs!

I saw it in the factory!

A strange man
was putting goo into the gum!

-Now, now.
-There's a zombie right now!

Don't be fooled
by their common appearance.

The broken, slouching stature!

These big,
fake eyebrows that easily...

-Come... off!
-What are you doing?

.398?

Daffy!

[stutters] Don't do this!

This entire getup
is obviously a disguise!

-[audience gasping]
-Oh, no!

Covering their...

slimy...

interior?

Uh...

[chuckles nervously]

Hoo!

[grunting]

-[chain clinking]
-[slams]

[melancholy music playing]

Well, I hope
you're happy, Daffy.

You got us fired

from the only job
we were good at.

You R-R-ruined
my date with Petunia.

And now we're down
to our last nickel

because I had to use
our roof savings

to bail you out of j-j-jail!

What's next?

But, Porky, this is bigger
than our roof problems.

You have to believe me.

Something is definitely
going on with the gum.

Oh, is that so?

Something going on
with the gum, huh?

Yeah, I'm telling ya!

It's doing something crazy
to people's brains.

[stutters] Well, maybe
I just gotta show you

how crazy you sound.

One stick of Super Strongberry
gum, please.

Porky, no!

[dramatic music playing]

[gasps]

I'm tired of chewing you out,

so I'm going to
chew this myself.

Porky, wait!

Don't chew it! It's dangerous!

Daffy, stop!
It's for your own good!

-No! No! No!
-Let go!

-I won't let you chew!
-[Porky Pig] Cut it out!

Stop! [screams]

[groans softly]

What happened? Huh?

Porky?

What the heck are you doing?

And what happened today?

[muffled]

My apologies, Petunia.

-I was trying to--
-Hey, wait a minute.

You're a nerdy scientist.

Can you help us figure out
what's wrong with this gum?

What's wrong with it?

[chuckles] What's not wrong
with it?

First off, it's generic,
unimaginative, not to mention--

No, no, no!
You don't understand.

Whenever people chew this,
they turn into zombies.

Well, if it means
I get to show the world

how horrible that flavor is,
count me in.

With my state-of-the-art
flavor testing equipment,

I should be able to figure out

if this gum
has been compromised.

And initiating chew sequence.

[suspenseful music playing]

[beeps]

Chew!

Uh... Chew?

[liquid bubbling]

-Chew! Chew, chew, chew!
-[glass breaking]

Oh! What is it now?

I told you never disturb
my "me“ time.

Chew, chew, chew!

Fine. Bring it here.

Chop-chop! Hurry up! Come on.

Whoa! Chew!

Chew! Chew, chew, chew...

[glass continues breaking
in distance]

Chew, chew.

Eight billion people
on the planet,

and I get stuck
with the stupidest one!

Chew.

No biological host?

Nothing seems to be happening.

It's that duck again.

What's this?

He's joined
by some ham-fisted friends?

Hmm. Maybe I
underestimated you.

I can't allow you
to discover my plan, now can I?

[suspenseful music playing]

Well, so much
for my theory, huh?

Yep. Nothing remarkable
about this gum.

Just another dull,
uninspired, lackluster--

[stutters] Guys?

[dramatic music playing]

-Oh.

Gum!

[dramatic music playing]

[growls]

[roars]

Problem solved.

Now, get out of here!

And don't interrupt me again.

Wait!

On second thought,

I have something
I need you to do.

[roars]

I hope that shatterproof glass
can withstand the abuse.

Well, technically,
shatterproof glass

can withstand 24,000 pounds

per square inch
without breaking.

Oh, thank goodness.

But that's not
shatterproof glass.

-[glass breaking]
-[roars]

Mother!

[all screaming]

Aah! Oh!

[screams]

[screaming]

[roars]

[exclaiming]

This way!

[all screaming]

[wails]

[both] Shh!

Daffy!
You're gonna get us caught.

[heart thumping loudly]

[creature roaring]

[growls]

Where did it go?

Shh!

-[Petunia Pig gasps]
-[whimpers]

[teeth chattering]

Porky, Petunia-- Whoa!

[both] Daffy!

Whatever you do,
don't let it in your mouth!

[Daffy Duck screaming]

A little" Ha!

Help... [groans]

Would be-- [grunts]

Nice!

Sooner rather than later,
please!

[stutters] We gotta help him!

Oh! Where is it?

-I know it's here somewhere.
-[Daffy Duck struggling]

Where is it? Where is it? Ah...

I barely even know you.

Chew on this!

[creature screaming in pain]

Get it off me! Get it off me!

Get it off me! Get it off me!

Grab me the citric acid
and the mentholated mint!

It's our only chance!

Which one is it?

[Petunia Pig] Red and blue!

-Got it!
-Now, mix them together!

Get it off me! Get it off me!
Get it off!

[growls]

D-D-Done!

Throw it!

[roars]

[gulping]

[explodes]

[Daffy Duck] Get it off me!
Get it off me!

Get it off me! Get it off me!

Oh. Is it over?

I don't know
what's in this gum,

but whatever it is,
it's not from this world.

[screeches]

Ooh, I wonder
what it tastes like.

[Daffy Duck] Petunia!

Well, that's enough
alien-infected gum for one day.

-Time to get the heck out of--
-[all gasping]

[zombies groaning]

Chew!

Chew.

Oh, boy! Gum!

Chew...

[all gasp]

They're everywhere.

Quick, turn out the lights!

Close the curtains!

And lower your voices!

[growling] Chew!

[all] Phew!

[Daffy Duck] It was nice
knowing you guys.

Now, who gets what?

It's already infected
everyone in town.

And that new flavor
was a global roll out.

Then at this rate,

it's probably spread
across the entire--

[both stuttering] Planet!

[both gulping]

[stutters] You know, we can't
just sit here and do nothing

while the whole town
gets taken over.

I just realized,
I don't actually own anything.

That is,
except for half of our house.

Pork man.

If they get to me first,

you can have the house,

and remember
to take good care of it

like Farmer Jim wanted.

Our house.
Our promise to Farmer Jim.

["Everything I Do"
by Bryan Adams playing]

♪ Look into my eyes ♪

♪ You will see ♪

♪ What you mean to me ♪

♪ Search your heart ♪

♪ Search your soul ♪

♪ And when you find me there ♪

♪ You'll search no more

♪ Don't tell me
it's not worth tr yin' for ♪

[deep voice] Don't forget
to take care of your home.

♪ You can't tell me... ♪

[Daffy Duck] Porky!

Earth to Porky!
Are you having a flashback?

[Snaps fingers]

[stutters] Yeah.

Guys, we have to fight.

Right here, right now.

[stutters] Because we have
something worth fighting for.

Like saving our home.

And saving our town!

And saving the W-W-world!

And saving
everyone's taste buds,

so that they can
try new flavors

that will blow their minds!

We might not be
the best people for the job.

After all, Porky,

you're soft, you're a coward,
and you stutter.

And, Petunia,

You're weird.

You lick stuff
that should never be licked.

And you're a nerd!

And me?
Well, I'm just plain looney.

But none of that matters!

Because when the chips are down

and the gum zombies
are chewing,

we will rise to the occasion
and go out there

and kick some gum zombie butts!

-Woo-hoo!
-Yeah! Let's do it!

But first, we need a plan.

First things first.

Can't reverse an invasion
on an empty stomach.

That's what I always say.

Mmm.

If chewing the gum
turns people,

how do we get them...

[swallows]...to S-S-stop?

Yeah. How do we undo the chew?

Hey, anyone want
some hot sauce?

Oh, no! That's not hot sauce.

That's--

[sniff ft]

[both gagging]

[chuckles] My rotten
egg extract.

Thought it would be
a perfect flavor compliment

in a yeasty garlic gum base,

but everyone gags
when they smell it.

Porky, are you stinkin'
what I'm stinkin'?

Eggs-actly.

Say, Petunia, any chance you
can make more of this stuff?

Does glutamic acid salt

make flavor pop
and become more intense?

That means "yes."

[mysterious music playing]

Here it goes.

[mysterious music continues]

[squeaking]

[groans softly]

Wow, that worked great!

All right.
We're really gonna do it!

Two pigs and a duck!

Stinkin', singein',
and savin' lives!

I just want to know
what kind of firepower

this sucker is packing.

Careful, Daffy.
It has a sensitive--

Trigger.

Daffy! Be careful
with that thing.

Oh!

Don't worry! I'll put it out.

Woo-hoo!. Woo-hoo!
Oops, it's spreading.

Daffy, try the extinguisher!

Huh? Oh, yeah.
Just gotta break the glass.

-Oh, Daffy.
-[Daffy Duck screaming]

I think I got it. Whoa! Oh!

[crashing]

I'll just go get us some more
eggs from my storage closet.

-[Daffy Duck laughing]
-Eggs...

Okay.
Situation is under control.

Yeah, I'm gonna go help
Petunia out with those eggs.

Sounds good, Pork.

Aah!

[stutters] Oh, don't worry.
I'll go get the eggs.

Oh, um, okay. I'll go top off
my propane tank then.

[Daffy Duck] And that!
Spit it out, you...

[dramatic music playing]

[Daffy Duck continues
indistinctly]

Boy, I can't wait
to get out there.

[stutters] Actually, Daffy,

it turns out
we're all out of eggs.

[stutters] We need you
to stay here in the lab

and lay more
to fill our gas cans.

Yes, sir. Lay the--

La)! the eggs?

Yep. I checked everywhere.

[stutters] I can't believe
we're fresh out.

Can't we just get some
from the store?

It's too dangerous
out there, Daffy.

But I thought Farmer Jim said--

Now, this is
an important job, Daffy.

You're the only one
who can l-l-lay the eggs.

We need you. Here.

Well, okay.

I guess I gotta do my part.

[Petunia Pig] Come on,
you guys.

Time to save the world!

[Porky Pig stutters]
Thanks, Daffy.

Just stay here
and lay those eggs, okay?

[door slams]

Okay, cool.

You guys have fun
saving the world without me.

-[grunts]
-[pops]

Where's Daffy?

Oh, he's gonna hang back
and help with the eggs.

[laughs]
Are you ready, Petunia?

You gas 'em, I'll blast 'em.

[sweeping music playing]

Chew...

[gags]

[groans] What happened to me?

You were infected by an alien
mind-control gum.

See ya!

[zombies groaning]

[all retching]

[mysterious music playing]

[door opens]

Chew!

Finally! Let me have it.

Oh, sweet resource.

You are indeed most precious.

Hmm...

No.

What the-- What is this?

Are you kidding me?

Why did you buy
so many novelty teeth?

[laughs] Chew.

You imbecile!

You were supposed
to get me one thing!

[suspenseful music playing]

What? The number of controlled
is dropping abruptly?

-[crashing]
-How is that possible?

I'll figure this out!

[groans]

Great work, Petunia.

Impossible!

I thought I roasted those pigs!

[grumbles] That's it.

It's time to get rid of them.

Once and for all!

[sinister music playing]

["It's The End Of The World
As We Know It" by REM playing]

♪ That's great
It starts with an earthquake ♪

♪ Birds and snakes
An aeroplane ♪

♪ Lenny Bruce is not afraid ♪

♪ Eye of a hurricane
Listen to yourself churn ♪

♪ World serves its own needs ♪

♪ Don't mis-serve
your own needs ♪

♪ Speed it up a notch
Speak, grunt, no, strength ♪

♪ The ladder
starts to clatter ♪

♪ With fear, fight
Down, height ♪

♪ Uh-oh, overflow, population
Common group ♪

♪ But it'll do, save yourself
Serve yourself ♪

♪ World serves its own needs
Listen to your heart bleed ♪

♪ Tell me with the Rapture ♪

♪ And the reverent
In the right, right ♪

♪ You vitriolic, patriotic
Slam fight, bright light ♪

♪ Feeling pretty psyched ♪

♪ It's the end of the world
as we know it ♪

♪ And I feel fine ♪

♪ Six o'clock, TV hour ♪

♪ Don't get caught
in foreign tower ♪

♪ Slash and burn, return
Listen to yourself churn ♪

♪ Lock him in uniform ♪

♪ Book-burning, bloodletting ♪

♪ Every motive escalate
Automotive incinerate ♪

♪ Light a candle
Light a motive ♪

♪ Step down, step down ♪

♪ Watch your heel
Crush, crush, uh-oh ♪

♪ This means no fear, cavalier
Renegade and steering clear ♪

♪ A tournament, a tournament
A tournament of lies ♪

♪ Offer me solutions
Offer me alternatives ♪

♪ And I decline ♪

♪ It's the end of the world
as we know it ♪

♪ And I feel fine ♪

♪ I feel fine ♪

♪ It's the end of the world
as we know it ♪

[snoring]

[pops]

[exclaims] Who's there?

Oh, yeah.

I'm over here
nodding off in a nest,

when really,
I should be out there

where all the action is!

Well, no more!

Time for this duck to go...

amuck.

["It's The End Of The World
As We Know It" by REM fades]

This is amazing, Porky.

We're really doing it.

I don't know what it is,
but when I'm around you,

[stutters] I feel like
I'm unstoppable.

You know,
I think we make a great--

-[stutters]
-You mean a great--

[both stuttering]

-Team!
-Couple!

Maybe I, uh,
should have said "team."

Well, "couple"
doesn't sound bad, either.

Oh. When this is all done,

[stutters] we could,
uh, we could--

[Daffy Duck] Make way!

Daffy Duck
has entered the game.

[stutters] Daffy!

You're supposed to be
laying eggs in the lab.

Don't worry. I took care of it.

[alarm beeping]

Daffy! That wasn't the plan.

Me and Petunia
have it under control.

Well, what happened
to sticking together?

Besides, you call that
under control?

[zombies groaning]

Stand back!

I've got a brand-new move
I've been working on.

[stutters] Daffy!
You did it again!

Whoa! Since when
could they do that?

Since right now.

[mumbles]

[zombies grunting]

Well, looks like we're
totally defenseless now.

Oh, no!

I have you
right where I want you.

[zombies grunting]

What do we do now?

[screams] Run!

[dramatic music playing]

Quick, up there!

[all panting]

Huh?

[yelling]

[lively music playing]

Slide down.

Trust me, it's perfectly--

[crashes]

Don't worry about that.

You can still make the jump.

I'll-- Oh! Oh! Whoa!

I'll catch ya!

What are you waiting for?

[zombies groaning]

Trust me!

[stutters] Trust you?

Just jump!

[Porky Pig] No.

[stutters] I don't think
Daffy can catch us.

Well, you're just
gonna have to try!

[screams]

What took you so long?

[Petunia Pig] Porky!

Catch me!

[stutters] I got you!

[triumphant music playing]

[grunts] Aah!

[Petunia Pig] Porky!

[stutters] Petunia!

I waited too long.

[stutters] She's gone
because of me.

-Come on, pal. We gotta go.
-Oh, wait.

[Petunia Pig] Porky!

[both screaming]

[The Invader laughing]

You can run,

but you can't hide.

[yells]

Chew!

What are we gonna do?

Let's go home!

Quick! Cover the windows!

They're coming
through the front door!

We have to fight them off!

[zombies groaning]

Whoa!

L-L-Look!

[eerie music playing]

Daffy, look at our house!

[gasps]

[gasps]

Oh, no!

[Daffy Duck] Stop!

Our house!

Our home!

[stutters] Oh, no!

[both screaming] No!

[sobs]

[crashes]

[both gasping]

[eerie music playing]

[Daffy Duck gasping]

It's the belly
of the alien ship.

[stutters] Come on, Petunia.

I know you're in there.

It's no use, Porky.

She's one of them now!

[The Invader] Yes!
It's no use.

Pusey!

[dramatic music playing]

You two have chewed me over
for the last time.

[both gasping]

Nothing can stop my plan now.

You evil space fiend!

We will rise up against you.

You can probe us, subjugate us,

take our dignity!

Probe us again!

Probe us at home,
on the beaches,

on the French Riviera!

In truck stop restrooms.

At the supermarket!

But we'll never submit
to your tyranny.

-Never!
-Daffy! Will you shut up?

You always make everything
W-W-worse!

Me? You're the one
who got us into this mess.

If you would've only jumped
when I told you to,

none of this
would have happened.

Jumping?

[stutters] This mess

started when you left
your post laying eggs!

Hey, bub! Do you know
how hard it is

for a male duck to lay eggs?

Besides, why should you
and Petunia have all the fun?

Because when you're around,
it's not fun.

It turns into a disaster!

Oh! Ooh!

And that's why
I hid all the eggs.

You did what?

[Porky Pig] Did I S-S-stutter?

You mean you hid all the eggs
because--

[stuttering] That's right.

I couldn't trust you
not to ruin everything!

Ouch!

Ruin everything?

Who introduced you to Petunia?

Who uncovered
this alien gum invasion?

You know,
those are fighting words.

I hope you get probed.

I'll show you probed!

I'll probe you with my foot.

-Come here.
-[kicking]

Come here. [grunting]

Enough!

[both screaming]

So long, jerks.

[dramatic music playing]

[both screaming]

[both grunting]

I'll just leave you two
to work things out.

Oh, and do enjoy
the front-row seat

of me blowing up the Earth!

You maniac!
You'll never get away with it.

[exclaiming]

Sorry, can't hear you.

With those pesky interlopers
out of the way,

I can finally execute
the rest of my plan.

Now, where were we?

Ah, yes.

The entire population of Earth

is chewing
my personally modified gum.

Which means...

[automated voice] Initiating
Stage Two of operation.

...it's blow time.

[laughing cruelly]

[dramatic music playing]

Yes, yes, blow.

Blow, baby, blow!

Chew, chew.

[blowing]

[blowing]

[laughing maniacally]

[splashes]

[laughter continues]

[blowing]

[farting]

[baby crying]

[suspenseful music playing]

[bubbles thumping]

Ow! My jaw.

[The Invader] Yes!

[laughing maniacally]

I guess this is it,
huh, Pork? [chuckles]

The day the Earth blew up.

[Porky Pig] Yeah.

[stuttering]

We really messed things up.

We?

It wasn't all your fault.

[gulps] 0h, Porky!

Where did everything go wrong?

I didn't want things
to end up this way.

Stupid Daffy.

Dumb Daffy. You dumb duck!

Why did you mess
things up so bad?

Now the whole world is ending
and my best friend hates me.

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Daffy, no! I don't hate you.

Maybe we're just not as

[stuttering] good a team
as we thought.

I guess you're right.

[crying]

[Crying hysterically]

What would Farmer Jim
think of us?

We lost our jobs.

We lost our home.

And now we're losing
all of planet Earth!

We're just big...

[both] Losers!

[both crying hysterically]

Hey, Porky, look.

No bars!

[electricity crackling]

[thudding and clanging]

[both screaming]

[thudding]

[both exclaiming]

[The Invader
laughing maniacally]

[grunting]

Aah!

[Daffy Duck screaming]

[screaming and grunting]

[thuds]

[grumbling] Huh?

[screams]

[groans softly]

What happened?

Ew, do I taste
Super Strongberry?

Oh, no! [blabbering]

Petunia, you're back!

I'm S-S-so sorry.

I didn't jump and you got taken
and turned into a gum zombie.

And our house got destroyed.

It was terrible.

What?

-I said--
-No, no, no. Here's the script.

Catch up on your own time.

We've got bigger fish to fry,

like popping that bubble gum
bubble around planet Earth!

[Porky Pig] Uh, okay.

How do you think
we P-P-pop this bubble?

[automated voice] If you would
like to stop pressurization,

press the button now.

[stuttering] Well,
that's convenient.

A-ha!

[dramatic music playing]

[pops]

[all exclaiming]

[indistinct chatter]

Does anyone have
any peanut butter?

-[all groaning]
-I think I'm gonna be sick.

-[stuttering] We did it!
-We did?

[automated voice]
Bubble popped.

Yeah, we did it!

[all laughing]

We really showed that alien
what for, huh?

Huh? [grunting]

You barnyard freaks!

You ruined everything!

Well, when I see
some alien weirdo

trying to subjugate
the Earth with gum,

I put a stop to it.

But I was... I was not
subjugating the Earth.

I was trying to save it.

[stuttering] Save it?

From what?

-[alarm blaring]
-[automated voice] Warning.

Warning.

From that!

[dramatic music playing]

Oh, what is that?

[people clamoring]

[news theme playing]

This just in.

An asteroid is
hurtling toward Earth,

threatening our
total destruction.

And the Knob County Fair
gets underway this weekend.

[all screaming]

[dramatic music playing]

-[thuds]
-[groans]

What's going on?

A giant asteroid is
hurtling towards Earth!

Oh!

Asteroid? The asteroid!

Okay, people. Calm it down.

What we need is a plan.

Well, I had a plan,
but you ninnies just ruined it.

-Do tell.
-I devised a way

to make everyone
blow a giant gum bubble,

which would surround the Earth

and make the asteroid
bounce clean off.

And I continue my access

to Earth's
most precious resource.

[stuttering] Resource?
You mean like gold?

-Uranium?
-Smog?

No!

I'm talking something
much more precious.

Earth is the only planet
in the galaxy

to produce this
incredible resource.

{suspenseful music playing]
-Behold!

All hail the resource.

Isn't that a boba drink?

Boba!

Looks like it's up to us
to save the Earth.

Us? How can we
stop the asteroid?

With old-fashioned know-how.

Look, right there.

There's a pocket
in the heart of the asteroid.

All we have to do is beam down,

drop an explosive payload
inside and detonate,

and boom!

The asteroid will be
blown to bits

and Earth will be saved.

[all cheering]

We don't have any explosives.

Then a laser.

Uh-uh.

Tactical bio-weapons?

We have goo. Lots of goo.

What kind of alien are you?

Certainly not an uninformed
explosives-carrying alien!

-[both shouting indistinctly]
-I'll explode on you and you

if you don't start
thinking explosives!

Explode?

Say, Petunia, can you make
any more of your explosive gum?

[gasps] Does glutamic acid salt

make flavor pop
and become more intense?

[stuttering] That means yes.

Hey, stop! We've got a plan!

[news theme playing]

This just in.

We've received transmission
that a scientist, an alien,

a duck and two pigs
have a plan to save Earth.

We are all doomed.

Status report.

We're almost ready.

We only have 15 minutes
until impact.

Get in and out
as fast as you can,

then we'll beam you back up
for detonation.

Detonation?

Oh, you have to
chew this stuff to detonate it.

We can't chew it.
We'll blow up.

Well, that's the end
of that plan.

How could we
possibly chew the gum?

Chew?

[Porky Pig stuttering]
Wind-up novelty teeth?

These will work.

Let's do this, gang.

-[Daffy Duck] Yeah!
-[all cheering]

[scientist] You won't have
much time once you're inside,

so deliver the payload
and get out.

The path to the core
should be smooth sailing.

Beyond the entrance

lies some non-threatening
gas fields.

[explosion]

Then you'll come upon some

harmless Class Two terrain.

And finally, pass through
a wide-open cavern.

All right. You should be
at the drop point.

[Porky Pig] Well,
there she is.

The center of the asteroid.

It's a 200-foot drop
to the bottom,

so you better get started.

-[knuckles cracking]
-Okay, guys.

J-J-Just like we planned.

Petunia, you'll man the winch

and lower Daffy and I
down to the core.

Daffy, you'll spray the core

with the modified
projectile pusher

that's loaded with
Petunia's gum compound.

And I'll set the novelty teeth.

Finally, I get a piece
of the action.

I'm gonna go down there

and show them
how it's really done!

[whooping triumphantly]

[screaming]

[whooping]

Maybe this isn't
such a good idea.

All right, everyone.

Let's chew this.

[Daffy Duck] Porky.

You know,
this is a pretty important job.

And I'm liable to mess it up.

Maybe Petunia can do it.

I mean, after all,
it is her gum compound.

And, you know,
I think this winch here

is the perfect job for me.

Because if there's one thing
I know how to do right,

it's pulling the crane.

Are you sure?
-I'm more than happy to--

I've never been
more sure in my life.

[The Invader] Oh, Earthlings.

Sorry to break up
your chitter-chattering,

but we have a planet to save.

So, if you don't mind,
could you please get moving?

Roger that.

Okay, Daffy. Drop us down.

Going down!

-[Petunia Pig] Stop!
-I got you.

[stuttering] Ready, Petunia?

Let's blow this mother.

[dramatic music playing]

[weapon firing]

[dramatic music continues]

[stuttering] Done.

All right, Daffy. Pull us up.

Aye-aye, Captain.

[clattering]

They're almost to the gum.

Oh, me. Oh, my.
[Crying]

Dear lord,
I hope this plan works.

[clattering]

Oh, please. Oh, please.
Oh, please.

[all] They flipped!

-W-W-what?
-What?

They flipped! They flipped!

-Oh, my gosh. They--
-[slaps]

Stop flipping out, man.
Get a hold of yourself.

What are we gonna do?

Get back down there
and turn them over.

They don't have time for that!

How are we gonna
chew all that gum?

I don't know.

-Unless you got a second--
-[Daffy Duck] Don't look at me.

[both continue arguing]

[inaudible]

I've got a plan!

-They have to--
-[groaning]

You what?

I have a plan,
but we have to act fast,

and there's only one person
that can do the J-J-job.

[stuttering] Daffy Duck.

Me?

The duck?

Daffy?

-[all exclaiming]
-Oh, no, not the duck.

[man] The duck?

That's right. The duck.

[man] You gotta be kidding me.

Who greenlit this garbage?

[stuttering] Daffy.

I need you to go down there
and fix this.

But, Porky, you know I can't.

I always make things worse.

And that's exactly
what we need.

Really?

This whole time,
I've been doubting you.

I've been afraid of
what you might do.

It's about time

I trust you, Daffy.

[crying]

[stuttering] Now you get
down there and do this thing.

The Daffy Duck way.

I read you
loud and clear, buddy.

Let's get looney!

Whoa-hoe'.!

He's smashing the teeth?

[whooping]

What? Someone stop
that looney duck!

Porky, what is he doing?

[whooping]

Just wait. You'll see.

[continues whooping]

[rumbling]

-He's causing an earthquake!
-Exactly.

[continues whooping]

Oh, that duck is
completely mad!

[whooping triumphantly]

[triumphant music playing]

[whooping continues]

[stuttering] Look,
it's working!

[whooping continues]

The stalactites
from the ceiling!

They are chewing the gum!

[continues whooping]

What?

The duck actually
pulled it off.

Great work, Daffy.

Now let's get out of here!

All right, pull me up.

[grunting]

[Daffy Duck] Woo-hoo!

[grunts]

Hurry. We've got to
get out of here

before the chain reaction.

This way.

[explosion]

Only three minutes till impact.

-Hurry!
"[3" grunting]

[explosion]

[whooshes]

[all grunting]

Whoa!

[explosion]

Come on. Come on.

[explosion]

[all panting]

[explosion]

[panting]

[explosion]

[screams]

-[thuds]
-[groans]

Whoa!

Phew!

[straining]

[exclaims, grunts]

Uh-oh.

Where's Daffy?

[panting]

Porky?

[screaming]

No!

-Daffy!
-Porky, what are you doing?

-You've got to get out of here!
-Not without my friend.

[explosion]

It's no use, Porky.

Save yourself.

I am one stuck duck.

[panting]

We gotta go back!

They're still on the asteroid!

It's no use.

We must get the ship
to a safe distance.

[dramatic music playing]

Go, Porky.

Go live a full life.

Okay, fine.

One last hug.

[explosion]

Time to bail out.

[dramatic music continues]

[explosions]

I'm not letting go, Daffy.

[sobbing] But, but...

It's just like
Farmer Jim always told us.

[sniffling] As long as
we stick together...

[both] We'll be all right.

[both crying]

[explosion]

[all cheering]

[cheering continues]

[scientist] By gum, we did it.

We saved the Earth.

-Yay! Oh, science.
-Oh, my resource!

[scientist] I really do
love science.

-[melancholy music playing]
-[sighs]

[whirring]

-[clanking]
-[all cheering]

Thank you. Thank you.

A lovely welcome, indeed.

And now...

[all gasping]

...take me to your
nearest tea house!

The first round of boba
is on me. [laughs exultantly]

[all cheering]

[triumphant music playing]

Boba. [blows raspberry]
It's not even that flavorful.

[Mayor] Oh, cheer up,
little piggy.

You're a hero.

Actually, the real heroes
are my friends,

Porky and Daffy.

Ugh, those unkempt
barn animals?

Yes. Without the bravery

and sacrifice
of those barn animals,

Earth would have
never stood a chance.

Well, this town will

certainly name a park bench
after them.

Ugh, nothing too prominent,
please.

[upbeat music playing]

Hey, you know,
this boba is really good.

It's better than I expected.
Kind of like a snot ball.

Mmm. Pure boba bliss.

Oh, you squishy,
delicious resource.

It can't be! A third anomaly.

[all gasping]

[Petunia Pig] Huh?

Wait.

[gasps]

[thuds]

Porky! Daffy!

Did I just hear Petunia?

[gasps] Daffy,
I think we survived.

-[Petunia Pig] You did!
-Petunia!

Go get 'em, Pork!

Porky!

We really did it!

Way to go, pork man.

[all cheering]

Wow! That was...

-[both stuttering]
-Very...

[both] Pleasant.

[both laughing]

Cool! Space gum!

Whoa.

That's the greatest flavor
I've ever tasted. [laughs]

[gasps] Just one second.

[chewing]

[gasps] Asteroid crystals.

That is the missing ingredient.

I did it!

I created the perfect flavor!

-Way to go!
-I knew you could do it!

Hey, boys. Can I get a photo
of the heroes for the paper?

You betcha.

[camera shutter clicks]

[Daffy Duck] Wow!
Pretty amazing, eh, Pork?

We managed to
save the whole world,

but we couldn't
save our own home.

[Porky Pig sighs] Yeah.

The only thing we have left
is this picture of us

and F-F-Farmer Jim.

[Farmer Jim] Oh, boys.

Farmer Jim?

Up here, boys.

[both] Farmer Jim!

I wanted to tell you
how proud I am of you two.

You really stuck together

and stepped up to help
when the world needed you most.

Oh, Farmer Jim, we're so sorry
about the house.

[stuttering] We never
meant for it to get destroyed.

Ah, wouldn't worry your
pretty little heads over that.

-You wouldn't?
-But we have nowhere to live.

Well, then, it's a good thing

you held on
to our family picture.

It is?

Go ahead
and take it out.

Oh, okay.

-What is it, Pork?
193898]

A home insurance policy.

[stuttering] In our names.

"Covers extensive damage
or rebuild caused by,

but not limited to,
alien mind control schemes."

[Porky Pig]
“Coverage good for..."

[both] $5,000,000!

Daffy, this means
we can buy a new home.

Oh, my gosh. Farmer Jim,
how did you know?

Well, I lived with you two
long enough

to know something looney
was bound to happen.

You take care now, boys.

Love you.

Farmer Jim, out. Peace!

-Bye, Farmer Jim.
-Thanks, Farmer Jim.

Well, Porky, are you ready
to build ourselves a new home?

As long as
we stick together, pal.

Oh, you better believe it!

[theme music playing]

[screaming]

[tires screeching]

[clanging]

[groans]

Our new house should cover us

for that whole
roof situation, right?

[exclaims]

[explosion]

[thuds]

[theme music playing]

[stuttering] That's all, folks!

Porky, wait!

That can't be all.

We've got to keep
this thing open for a sequel.

[cash register dings]